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Anonymous No.212763281 >>212764713 >>212764790 >>212765604 >>212765759 >>212766512 >>212766689 >>212766734 >>212766777 >>212767612 >>212767743 >>212767860 >>212767888 >>212768427 >>212768610
>Infallibly good and noble
>The truest force of unconditional love second only to God
>Manifestation of truth, justice, and the American way
How does he do it... WHY does he do it? What makes him so SUPER?
Anonymous No.212763428
inb4 capeslop
Anonymous No.212764713 >>212764879 >>212766224
>>212763281 (OP)
>have to edit hair on baldingman
Anonymous No.212764757 >>212764823 >>212764857 >>212765254
why is /tv/ pro-capeshit now? i don't remember any new marvelslops getting shilled this hard
Anonymous No.212764765
Gunn's Superman will be the last one before the character becomes public domain
Anonymous No.212764790 >>212766277
>>212763281 (OP)
>Infallibly good and noble
>Commits ten 9/11s
Anonymous No.212764823
>>212764757
its just shills shilling at shills
Anonymous No.212764857 >>212767587
>>212764757
Snyders films elevated the genre.
Anonymous No.212764879 >>212765220
>>212764713
>"bald" for 20 years
your point?
Anonymous No.212765220 >>212766285
>>212764879
How do you keep living
Anonymous No.212765254 >>212765398 >>212767647
>>212764757
4chan refuses to range ban India
Anonymous No.212765398
>>212765254
and everyone knows why
Anonymous No.212765604
>>212763281 (OP)
By being strong enough to be kind.
Anonymous No.212765759
>>212763281 (OP)
his superpower give him the abililty to transcend mstieralism .
he can achieve anything and go anywhere.
Anonymous No.212766224
>>212764713
Obssessed.
Anonymous No.212766277 >>212768090 >>212768210
>>212764790
Yeah, that never happened in Superman media before!
Anonymous No.212766285 >>212766497
>>212765220
By laughing at losers and cunts who think bald is a bad thing.
Anonymous No.212766497
>>212766285
lmao baldy
Anonymous No.212766512
>>212763281 (OP)
Born as a white man.
Anonymous No.212766689
>>212763281 (OP)
i like the new look Cavil
Anonymous No.212766734 >>212767597
>>212763281 (OP)
>What makes him so SUPER?
because he chooses to embrace the part of him that is MAN
Anonymous No.212766777 >>212767623
>>212763281 (OP)
i love that you can give him the goofy curl, add color in his suit but it still doesn't make him come off warm or friendly, he still looks like he's a bad day from throwing a guy through your building
Anonymous No.212767587
>>212764857
lmao, he did cast the genre in the toilet
Anonymous No.212767597 >>212767665
>>212766734
>gets called a bitch and a wuss by everyone
>loses every fight

This fag isn't a man.
Anonymous No.212767612
>>212763281 (OP)
Did you post the wrong pic OP?
That's snydershit, non superman
Anonymous No.212767623 >>212767689
>>212766777
>Superman has to smile like a goofy retard all the time
>Superman isn't allowed to be serious ever
Anonymous No.212767647
>>212765254
Damn shame.
Anonymous No.212767665 >>212767713
>>212767597
>>loses every fight
he beat Ultraman, the engineer, lex's special forces, a river of antimatter, a blackhole all while dealing with kryptonite poisoning.

Snyder's superman couldn't even make it to his third year before dying
Anonymous No.212767689
>>212767623
Only time Cavill smiles it’s shit eaters grin. There is something seriously off with him
Anonymous No.212767713 >>212767790
>>212767665
He got bodied by Ultraman every time lmao. Did you even watch this trash?
Anonymous No.212767743 >>212767766
>>212763281 (OP)
Anonymous No.212767766
>>212767743
I bet they really loved Supersaar 2025!
Anonymous No.212767790 >>212767931
>>212767713
the only time he lost to Ultraman was before the start of the film, and it was because he's a clone who is physically stronger and Lex had spent years collecting data on how Superman fights and preparing, the moment Lex can't control Ultraman he doesn't last a minute against Superman
Anonymous No.212767860
>>212763281 (OP)
>7/11 sign in the back
More like Man of Shill
Anonymous No.212767888 >>212767952
>>212763281 (OP)
SAARS
Anonymous No.212767931 >>212768030 >>212768079 >>212768172
>>212767790
Are you forgetting the part where Ultraman had Superjew in an armbar and Superman had to swing him into the falling bus to survive? Lex being able to keep up with their fighting and issue orders to Ultraman was hilarious btw. It means this Superman is slow as shit.
Anonymous No.212767952
>>212767888
>SAARS
yes?
Anonymous No.212768000
Fate made him over
Anonymous No.212768030 >>212768074
>>212767931
>Are you forgetting the part where Ultraman had Superjew in an armbar
yeah it was a surprise attack that ended with Superman swinging him into a falling bus into a blackhole despite being weaker and not fully recovered from kryptonite poisoning.

And Lex wasn't keeping up, he was predicting Superman's attacks. And this Superman showed alot of creativity in his fighting, all Cavil did was punch, tackle, and laser eyes
Anonymous No.212768063
So tired of Indians spamming Superman threads :(
Anonymous No.212768074 >>212768123 >>212768153
>>212768030
>And Lex wasn't keeping up, he was predicting Superman's attacks.
Which is impossible if Superman has super speed, retard.
Anonymous No.212768079
>>212767931
it means that Lex has studied what Superman does in fights for years so anticipates both his moves and the limits of his ability to counter combos, which was stated in the movie.

even leaving aside the plausibility, it was a great way to make it really Lex v Clarke and also allude to playing superhero videogames with Lex's team being the gamers. so the movie actually didn't feel like another "superhero fights themselves but le evil" for once.
Anonymous No.212768090
>>212766277
That fight takes place in an empty show city
Anonymous No.212768123
>>212768074
>Which is impossible if Superman has super speed, retard.
Superman can't be faster than his own ability to come up with a way to counter a move. being able to travel superfast doesn't mean thinking fast, not in this continuity.

also once Ultraman has an instruction he's doing the move at the same speed as Superman.
Anonymous No.212768153
>>212768074
this is retarded and nitpicky and you know it, there are alot of times a character vastly slower than superman were able to get a jump on him in someway or another including lex, batman has been able to predict superman's next attack without even having to use kryptonite, doesn't make him faster than superman
Anonymous No.212768172
>>212767931
are you forgetting that Superman was holding back most of that fight and trying to reason with him until the end
Anonymous No.212768210
>>212766277
you retards always use that fight to justify man of steel but never fucking watch the fucking thing this fight is from
Anonymous No.212768427
>>212763281 (OP)
Being white
Anonymous No.212768498
the year is 2025 and people still consume capeslop
Anonymous No.212768560
It’s simple: he was raised Christian in his primary years. You can say whatever you want about the kike writers, the character of Superman grew up believing in Jesus Christ and his ideals stem from that. Batman was Catholic, so more guilt involved, and is more grim and gothic because of it.
Anonymous No.212768583
Gunn is the last person you'd pick if you wanted a safe pair of hands.
Anonymous No.212768610
>>212763281 (OP)
I know anon. I too waant to shower with Henry and watch the suds drip down his statuesque, hairy cheeks.
Anonymous No.212768620
Pajeets have brought /tv/ to its knees

I'm going back to the sharty

May you all burn in tech support hell