Thread 212763281

>Infallibly good and noble
>The truest force of unconditional love second only to God
>Manifestation of truth, justice, and the American way
How does he do it... WHY does he do it? What makes him so SUPER?

inb4 capeslop

>>212763281 (OP)
>have to edit hair on baldingman

why is /tv/ pro-capeshit now? i don't remember any new marvelslops getting shilled this hard

Gunn's Superman will be the last one before the character becomes public domain

>>212763281 (OP)
>Infallibly good and noble
>Commits ten 9/11s

>>212764757
its just shills shilling at shills

>>212764757
Snyders films elevated the genre.

>>212764713
>"bald" for 20 years
your point?

>>212764879
How do you keep living

>>212764757
4chan refuses to range ban India

>>212765254
and everyone knows why

>>212763281 (OP)
By being strong enough to be kind.

>>212763281 (OP)
his superpower give him the abililty to transcend mstieralism .
he can achieve anything and go anywhere.

>>212764713
Obssessed.

>>212764790
Yeah, that never happened in Superman media before!

>>212765220
By laughing at losers and cunts who think bald is a bad thing.

>>212766285
lmao baldy

>>212763281 (OP)
Born as a white man.

>>212763281 (OP)
i like the new look Cavil

>>212763281 (OP)
>What makes him so SUPER?
because he chooses to embrace the part of him that is MAN

>>212763281 (OP)
i love that you can give him the goofy curl, add color in his suit but it still doesn't make him come off warm or friendly, he still looks like he's a bad day from throwing a guy through your building

>>212764857
lmao, he did cast the genre in the toilet

>>212766734
>gets called a bitch and a wuss by everyone
>loses every fight

This fag isn't a man.

>>212763281 (OP)
Did you post the wrong pic OP?
That's snydershit, non superman

>>212766777
>Superman has to smile like a goofy retard all the time
>Superman isn't allowed to be serious ever

>>212765254
Damn shame.

>>212767597
>>loses every fight
he beat Ultraman, the engineer, lex's special forces, a river of antimatter, a blackhole all while dealing with kryptonite poisoning.

Snyder's superman couldn't even make it to his third year before dying

>>212767623
Only time Cavill smiles it’s shit eaters grin. There is something seriously off with him

>>212767665
He got bodied by Ultraman every time lmao. Did you even watch this trash?

>>212767743
I bet they really loved Supersaar 2025!

>>212767713
the only time he lost to Ultraman was before the start of the film, and it was because he's a clone who is physically stronger and Lex had spent years collecting data on how Superman fights and preparing, the moment Lex can't control Ultraman he doesn't last a minute against Superman

>>212763281 (OP)
>7/11 sign in the back
More like Man of Shill

>>212763281 (OP)
SAARS

>>212767790
Are you forgetting the part where Ultraman had Superjew in an armbar and Superman had to swing him into the falling bus to survive? Lex being able to keep up with their fighting and issue orders to Ultraman was hilarious btw. It means this Superman is slow as shit.

>>212767888
>SAARS
yes?

Fate made him over

>>212767931
>Are you forgetting the part where Ultraman had Superjew in an armbar
yeah it was a surprise attack that ended with Superman swinging him into a falling bus into a blackhole despite being weaker and not fully recovered from kryptonite poisoning.

And Lex wasn't keeping up, he was predicting Superman's attacks. And this Superman showed alot of creativity in his fighting, all Cavil did was punch, tackle, and laser eyes

So tired of Indians spamming Superman threads :(

>>212768030
>And Lex wasn't keeping up, he was predicting Superman's attacks.
Which is impossible if Superman has super speed, retard.

>>212767931
it means that Lex has studied what Superman does in fights for years so anticipates both his moves and the limits of his ability to counter combos, which was stated in the movie.

even leaving aside the plausibility, it was a great way to make it really Lex v Clarke and also allude to playing superhero videogames with Lex's team being the gamers. so the movie actually didn't feel like another "superhero fights themselves but le evil" for once.

>>212766277
That fight takes place in an empty show city

>>212768074
>Which is impossible if Superman has super speed, retard.
Superman can't be faster than his own ability to come up with a way to counter a move. being able to travel superfast doesn't mean thinking fast, not in this continuity.

also once Ultraman has an instruction he's doing the move at the same speed as Superman.

>>212768074
this is retarded and nitpicky and you know it, there are alot of times a character vastly slower than superman were able to get a jump on him in someway or another including lex, batman has been able to predict superman's next attack without even having to use kryptonite, doesn't make him faster than superman

>>212767931
are you forgetting that Superman was holding back most of that fight and trying to reason with him until the end

>>212766277
you retards always use that fight to justify man of steel but never fucking watch the fucking thing this fight is from

>>212763281 (OP)
Being white

the year is 2025 and people still consume capeslop

It’s simple: he was raised Christian in his primary years. You can say whatever you want about the kike writers, the character of Superman grew up believing in Jesus Christ and his ideals stem from that. Batman was Catholic, so more guilt involved, and is more grim and gothic because of it.

Gunn is the last person you'd pick if you wanted a safe pair of hands.

>>212763281 (OP)
I know anon. I too waant to shower with Henry and watch the suds drip down his statuesque, hairy cheeks.

Pajeets have brought /tv/ to its knees

I'm going back to the sharty

May you all burn in tech support hell