Yeah, let's talk shitposting, OP. First of all, you're all done. sneedfags don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. The zoomers are spamming Fish Tank memes now, right? You're getting chased out of 4channel by the mods and the other tranny jannies. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my board and keep posting sneed? I TAWKED to Hiroshi - I can make a deal with him, and *still* post off-topic threads on /tv/!
There was this tripfag I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first shitposts together, worked our way out of /b/. Things were good, we made the most of it. During the moot years, we ran nudes into Encyclopedia Dramatica... made a fortune, your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a shitpost out of a awkward transaction in a Christopher Nolan movie. That kid's name was CIA, and the shitpost he invented was Baneposting. This was a great meme, a meme of vision and guts. And there isn't even a sticky, or a banner of him in on /tv/. Someone put a ban on his IP Address. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew CIA, I knew he was thread-strong, spamming BANE?, posting in Sneed threads. So when he turned up banned, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the board we've chosen; I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with (you)s!
Ya know Tom, the shit posters all got to keep their (You)s. That was some deal.
>>212764832 (OP)Janny? You can have my appeal now, if you like. My appeal is this, nothing. Not even the captcha for the submission form, which I would appreciate if you would solve personally.
I CAN HANDLE THREADS, I'M BASED. NOT LIKE EVERYONE SAYS, like CRINGE, I'M BASED AND I WANT (You)S
TRUMP SAYS EPSTEIN DIDN'T DO THIS
EPSTEIN DIDN'T DO THAT
AND I SAYS....YEAH, SURE.
>>212764832 (OP)Stop shitting up the catalog, samefagging, and fuck off back to sharty, schizo
>>212765276Just think this weak sissy wimp solved a captcha just to come in here and tell everyone how much of a faggot they are HAHAHA
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBFfKgbhVt
Luca
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Don OP, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your god...father thread...
...
on the day of the godfather thread, and I hope that the last two digits be repeating digits. I pledge my bump for your thread's post count
Look, the Jannys promised me a deal. SO I made up a lot of stuff about OP cause thats what they wanted. But it was all lies. Everything! They kept saying "OP sneed this" and "OP Bane that" and I said sure why not
>>212764832 (OP)I'm proud I never dive into the fishtank and that I still have no idea who that fuck with the glasses is.
>“Someday and that day may never come I’ll call upon you to delete a thread. But until then, accept this 3 day ban as a gift.”
>>212764832 (OP)What is it with trannies eating up online spaces?
This anon has no VPNs, other IPs. Nobody knows that he posted here. It'll be as though he never existed.
Woltz
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>>212765913You don't understand. Anon never gets that (You). That thread is perfect for him. It'll make him a big poster. I'm gonna run him out of the boards. And let me tell you why. Anon ruined one of mods most valuable jannies. For three years we had him under contract, banning lessons, range-banning lessons, ban appeal lessons. I spent zero amounts of dollars. I was gonna make him a big jannie. And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a blu haired tranny mod, that it's not all butts and plugs. He was transitioned! He was mastectomy, he was LGBTQ+. He was the greatest piece of bussey I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the boards. And then Anon comes along with his copy pasta and shit posting and he runs off. He threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ven more ridiculous. Now you get the hell out of this board! And if that goomba tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain't no submissive. Yeah, I heard that post
Hey, whaddya gonna do? Nice newfag, huh. Didn't wanna get mixed up in the board's rules, now you wanna take on a janny 'cause he gave you a one-day warning? What do you think this is r*ddit where you dab on 'em a mile away? You gotta get up close like this, BADA BING! The post is traced back to your nice IP. You're taking this very personally.
>>212765025Now, the price for the 4chan pass is less than $50, am I right?
>That's right.Now, why would I ever consider paying more than that?
>Because I intend to squeeze you. I don't like your kind of shitposter. I don't like to see you come out to this clean board with your Sneed threads, dressed up as Tux Pepes, trying to pass yourselves off as decent anons. I'll do business with you, but the fact is that I despise your masquerade, the dishonest way you post yourself — yourself and your whole fucking family of shitposters.
Tesio
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>Anon, the janny said you gotta go on ahead in that sneed thread
>he can't do that it screws all my posts
>I can't go in either, anon
>...tell the janny it was just funposting. I always liked him
>he understands that
>>212765025I actually laughed out loud
>If you consider getting 50 replies just shitposting, te salud, OP
>sage my thread again and I'll kill you!
Don Key
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>>212768577I must say no to you, and I'll give you my reasons. It's true, I have a lot of friends in the jannies, but they wouldn't be friendly very long if they knew I was posting cunny instead of soijaks and twitter threads, which they regard as a... harmless vice. But cunny is dirty posting. It doesn't make any difference to me what a man has on his hard drive you understand. But your kind of shitposting is, uh, a little dangerous.
>Capisce chiddi ca succidìu tra mia e tò Rangeban eranu cosi di bizz-a-ness
veal
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Try the cunny, it's the best in this website.
>>212764832 (OP)Every time I watch this scene I can't help be bothered about the line "I talked to Barzini", it sounds like it was recorded in another room and played over the movie
>>212768700I am the rangebanned one!
>Are you fucking kidding me? You don't ever admit the existence of your dynamic IP. Ever. He should have accepted the ban like a man. I did 20 fucking days.
>What?
>Johnny Sack made an appeal. It was just on the jannie board. He got unbanned.
>>212764832 (OP)HE WAS POSTING SNEED TWO THREADS AT A TIME
>>212770732This is what I think of your shitpost
>>212766942Uh huh. That makes sense.
