Thread 212768699

Large marge is in-charge.

lol

>You're pure evil
>A necessary evil

>>212769394
it would have been cool to witness this shit back in the day when humans weren't really around. like did dogs and cats, or shit like wolves and lions ever cross paths? That's pretty mental to think about if those types of animals never lived near one another.

>>212769302
>brown cat
RARE
A
R
E

>>212771235
looks like an abessinian

>>212771235

Holy crap, you're right. I think that's the first time I've ever seen a chocolate-colored cat.

>>212769457
I guess predators probably try to avoid other predators? A wolf fighting a tiger or whatever has nothing to gain and way more to lose than if they just chased down a deer each or whatever

>>212768699 (OP)
>cat chooses intimidate in the dialog tree

Why are cats so based bros

>>212771235
he comes from india

>>212769302
damn he psycho

>>212771684
they're so fucking fast and agile and their reflexes are so quick that it gives them ridiculous confidence

>>212772164
dex vs str

>>212771684
They’re playing

>>212772164
DISCOMBOBULATE

>>212768699 (OP)
Anyone got the webm where the boss dog comes along and breaks up a fight with sheer intimidation?

>>212772385
Kek my first thought too

>>212772400
I lost

>>212769302
vader aura farming

>>212771684
pure DEX build

>>212772164
sekiro slop

>>212768699 (OP)
What the fuck?!

>>212768699 (OP)
>>212769302
>>212772164
kotbros... we can't stop winning

>>212769457
>did dogs and cats, or shit like wolves and lions ever cross paths?
Dogs are social creatures, like wolves, while cats tend to be solitary, so cats would avoid the fuck out of packs of dogs whenever possible because the pack would view them as prey, and attack and eat them. Wolves and lions did share habitat in Africa and Asia, but the wolves would avoid the shit out of the lions, if possible, because lions are also social creatures and would kill wolves as a team, as wolves are competition for the same prey animals lions like.

>>212768699 (OP)
>Do you feel in charge?
Do you?

>>212773363
>I'm not mad, just disappointed

Cat are villains

>>212768699 (OP)
Powerful.

>>212773783
Sometimes they're heroes...

>>212773783
are villains
I disagree

>>212773141
Kino

>>212769457
>back in the day
>when humans weren’t really around
both cats and dogs are man made product of selective breeding

>>212773634
>I'm not doing
>Nope, no way
>Don't give me that look, there's no way, just no way I'm doing it

>>212773634
wow saar! dog shock, cat rockz!

>>212772962
Nice thanks Mr anon

>>212774028
>trash
>trash
>also trash

It is hilarious how cats will own a nervous or gentle dog, but a big retarded one with no fucks to give will just grab the cat by its head and toss it out of the way

My cats always show respect to my dogs even though they’re old pussies who would get their asses kicked if the cats wanted to.

>>212775635
My dog his fixed, but he can still get hard/cum and he always tries to fuck my cat. But he's so old and retarded he fucks her sideways in the air instead of from behind.
My cat seems to enjoy it though. Weird ass pets I have.

>>212769421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1oSBcEV3g0

>>212769302
what a chad

>>212775427
Shouldn't fox eat the cat on account of being a ferocious predator with greater body mass?

>>212768699 (OP)
what a fag

>>212768699 (OP)
Hate those nervous, yippie little rat dogs. Aren't they all genetic experiments?

>>212775954
Bottom cat is literally doge but cat

>>212769394
I hate these types of dogs
had friends with them and they were always nasty pieces of shit

>>212776093
That cat is literally not me

>>212776166
>its okay when human does it

Why do cats act so regal, you don't even see other felines act like that

>>212771235
I have a brown cat, brown ragdoll actually. It's my first and only pet and I had no idea how rare brown cats are.

I should breed it, or something.

>>212776229
Other felines didn't brainwash walking apes into feeding them in exchange for nothing. Cats are literally the kings of the planet.

>>212776093
Weeb dogs watching Doraemon

You're about to enter the Twilight Zone

>>212775982
Evolution has made that fox more intelligent than the cat. It knows there's no point in risking injury and potentially dying from an infection if it can go find food elsewhere.

>>212768699 (OP)
>Dog is playing biting to signal to the cat it wants to play
>Cat is a cunt
Sums up pretty much all the webms that will be posted

>>212776469
>ALRIGHT BREAK IT UP, BREAK IT UP!

>>212771684
why are catfags so mindbroken by dogs?

>>212769394
kwab

>>212773898
>”And they say that a hero could save us! I’m not gonna stand here and wait!”

>>212769302
god aura
fuck dogniggers

>>212776427
Nice lol

>>212769277
"On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building. And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like… THIS!!"

>>212776613
Fuck you, burn in hell faggot

>>212768699 (OP)
>anti-anime posters vs weaboos trying to talk about anime

>>212776528
Catfags and dogfags are the greatest of allies. Only ragheads push the anti-dog narrative.

>>212776469
I feel bad for the big black dog who got jumpscared when the shot caller walked past him

>>212776427
This is fake, right?

>>212776992
LMAO 2CAT

>>212776530
>dog hides so he can eat his own shit/vomit and look like the guiltiest retard ever when he comes back
>cat take a shit in your shoes and wait until it can stare you in the eyes to start pooping
I'm pretty sure when a cat brings you the entrails of a mouse, it's not a 'gift', it's a fucking warning. Little furry psychopaths. They probably have more feelings to the leg of the kitchen chair they rob against than about their 'owners'.

>>212776825
Don't reply to the turdworlder.

>>212776992
>big and obvious distinctive facial difference
Is that guy autistic?

>>212769302
whiteoid when faced with Black Excellence

Dogbros...

Unlike a certain other mammalian species, healthy cats don’t eat their own shit

>>212777337
>pointdexter post

>>212777296
CRIME

>>212777441
But they eat other cats/other species shit.

>>212777296
Some cats only want to see the world burn.

>>212777337
Symbiosis is the only way forward. Sharing our germs with animals is what gave us a strong resistance to various diseases, allowing the white man to dominate the world while lesser races succumbed to illnesses we cared little about

>>212772400
You see this shit?

crying laighing

This is my cat, there are many like it but this one is mine

>>212777695
I like white cats

>>212771684
The better question is why are dogs so based?

Every single interaction between dogs and cats where the cat gets uppity is basically the dog just choosing not to rip it to pieces even though it easily could

>>212777695
Very soft looking little feller

>>212777552
>>212777450
>yeah when you really think about it I'm just like those cool dudes who discovered the americas and banged all those qt native girls

>what do I do? oh I ingest some of my cat's fecal matter when I clean out his litterbox

>>212777695
is he the type to enjoy ass-slaps?

>>212777695
>he thinks he owns a cat
The cat owns you.

Hmm, looks like we've got cats in here.

>>212777860
You sure are edgy.

>>212777860
this webm isn't quite as wholesome as the others

>>212777860
you are brown
unironically
like 100%

dogs are based while cats are cringe and are for women

simple as

>the feline is clearly superior, the pet for intellectuals for it isn't a pet, it's a companion

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING TOXOPLASMOSINO MACHINE, HE'S SO HECKING WHOLESOME WHEN HE EATS MY FACE AFTER I DROP DEAD NOOOOOOOOO

so this is why I never visit /an/, good to know

>>212777851

Not really. She likes neck/head scratches the most but if she’s comfortable with you she’ll sometimes let you rub her belly

>>212778155
that's pet racism

>>212777860
Show flag!

>>212778210
>ungrateful useless shit machines
>propped up by sòyboys with literal brain damage
Cats really are the niggers of the pet world

I hate small dogs retards so much is unreal

>>212776530
Not completely true. In my experience, most cats flip their ears backward and look at everything but you when you confront them. But I notice that in cat compilations, the cats clearly don't seem to give a shit and even seems to challenge their owner, this probably happen when the owner is a pussy and let their cats do anything they want with no repercussion.

>>212769302
SPECIAL

>>212778277
>he says because big dog chads would just make their dogs eat his toxo infection vector

>>212769302
> You will never be a panther

>>212778155
me when i see a non white and asian person

>>212777860
Go back to /an/ with your cat hate, subhuman.

>>212776469
They should have used this in the new superman film for promote it, Warner PR are retards

>>212777079
Cats see you as a big cat, yet you are an useless shit that can't do cat shit, so the cat brings you dead animals to show you what you gotta catch as a cat

>>212777860
This post sucks but it's also a reminder to catfags that, ultimately, any "funny" webm of a cat being a dick to a dog exists only because the dog chooses not to murder it. Now someone call the jannies for clean-up duty

My cat loves my dog too much. The other day I came back home to find my dog had eaten a whole peanut butter jar. The cat is the only one able to open the door of the pantry it was stored in. Not only that but I found the cat asleep on my dog's belly.

>>212778559
wholesome

>>212778521
>an useless shit that can't do cat shit
And yet when I pull out this thing they have a heart attack

>>212773809
The amount of cat propaganda is gaslighting. Freedom dogs fight!

>>212774028
>wun piss

>>212773363
The disappointed gaze, damn

>>212775517
chat is this real?

>>212778559

Partners in crime. Your car probably liked sleeping on your dog’s warm PB filled tummy. The question is though, how did it get the lid off?

>>212778616
Cats have limit comprenhesion, they think you are peeing at them, so you are claiming them, and they value their freedom.

>>212778616
My cat loves this shit and will jump on it to lick the nozzle and act like he's on the bet drugs if I spray him.

>>212776427
Ducksoup

>>212778605
he like corm

>>212777860
We need to kill all dogs. Mass dogocide now.

>>212778689
>do you feel in cha..................NOOOOOOOO STOP PEEING ON ME, I AM A FREE CAT NOOOOOOOOOOOO

cats are whores

>>212778689
>oh god my human is pissing again! fucking retard! stop it! eat the dead mouse and stop pissing on me!

>>212777860
ching chong ping pong

>>212778605

Man something about corn makes cats go crazy. Must be the texture. Cats can’t taste sweetness

>>212777695
I envy you. I miss having a cat.

>>212769302
Somebody has been watching national geographic

>cat smell
>makes me wanna puke
>wet dog smell
>I don't mind it one bit

>>212778678
It was one of those flexible plastic jars, he just had to squeeze it hard enough in his jaws and the lid would just pop off.

>>212768699 (OP)
sam hyde on the left

>>212769457
Mountain lions will kill a deer and cache it for wolves to come find and then go kill another deer to actually eat because it doesn’t want to deal with a bunch of wolves trying to steal its food.

>>212778983
human has fallen, meowllions must die

>>212778998
seething dognigger. clean this shit up jannies

anyone got that webm of a dog literally moving a cat aside while he's trying to get it on and starts fucking the girl cat instead?

>>212772164
MMMMMMMMM those are some PURE strikes, brother.

>>212778884

She cries when I’m not home or the door to my room is closed. But as soon as I open it or she sees me her whole tone changes from worried to excited/relief. It is truly comforting knowing that such a small thing feels so at peace when you’re there. Why don’t you get another cat anon?

yikes, some edgelord has entered chat.

>>212778909
>with a car you can go anywhere you want

>>212776918
>Dog society must go to war against the Cat society to protect us

Here comes the edge lord/third worlder. Cats and dogs are a part of the culture here. Get out.

>>212779166
>She cries when I’m not home
She needs a cat buddy

>>212777079
>They probably have more feelings to the leg of the kitchen chair they rob against than about their 'owners'.
I don't think that's true at all, and the level of violence that cats are capable of is the proof. They're god's perfect little murder machines, and yet they choose to hang around humans. If a cat likes you, it actually likes you.

>>212777695
You have a very lovely pussy.

>>212773363
Labs/Golden Retriever best good boys, and I'm not even a dog person.

all the REKT threads on ≥≥≥/gif/ and you choose to post here

>>212779166
>Why don’t you get another cat anon?
Circumstances don't allow it. I live in a crappy big city right now. In a year or so my wife and I plan to move somewhere quieter, better for raising children. THEN I will get to have a cat again.

I had a cat when I was growing up who lived to be 19. He was very genteel.

>>212779399
>pitbull killers btw

>>212779218
Based ending

>>212776469
The black dog immediately bows like he's a palace guard and just noticed the emperor walking down the corridor.

>>212779571
Or the dogs there know what happens when they confront the shelter owners own dog.
That's why it struts around because it watches its owner and it knows that if any of the other dogs try anything its owner will discipline them.
They know it too.

>>212779498
More like Baste ending.

>>212779525
See this is the difference between catfriends and dog niggers. We all have a laugh at cats asserting their "dominance" in a fun and goofy way, not harm done. Then a dog nigger comes in and posts basically gore. Dog niggers are irredeemable. You don't even love your pets, you just get a kick out of how subservient they are to you.

Also, worse crime a cat commits- eating a bird. Worst crime a dog commits- mauling a child to death.

>>212779698
Don't give (you)s to brownoids

He's just spamming the same videos over and over now?

>>212779698
Don't play fucking innocent, I've seen you fags retaliate with the exact same kind of webm except it's a puma mauling a dog

>>212779774
Do you see any of that in this thread?

>>212779765
It's a tug-of-war between the ban-evader and tranny janny

Tranny janny loses if he gets tired of being incompetent at his job and kills the entire thread instead, 90% chance of it happening by the way

Are all cat person psychos??? Holy fuck

>>212779814
Look above your post.

>>212779814
Yes
>>212779735
A dog getting abused and mutilated by what I assume is a chinese woman

>>212779876
Ugh, I never want to see any of that stuff. There's enough ugliness and philistinism in life as it is.

>>212776469
>Omar comin!

>>212776398
I used to stand outside of pic related's house when we were kids in the 80s and everyone had the Cablevision box with the universal remote and I would turn his television off at critical moments while he was playing Super Mario Bros. with friends and it was hilarious. They never once thought that something external was the cause, they just kept bitching at the TV and screaming at his mom.

>>212779941
I, on the other hand, once had to watch my cat run away from a curlew as it pecked threateningly at his backside. How embarrassing.

>the mindbroken tranny is still posting the same webms
Fascinating behavior

>>212780086
What's really fascinating is how after the hack tranny jannies are so inept they can't get rid of people like him

Same thing with that nigger from New Jersey with the 2 inch pecked, he kept spamming BBC shit so tranny jannies eventually gave up and made BBCspam a 4channel feature

>>212780070
What was he thinking?

>>212769369
>huh

>>212769421
Cute paint brush

>>212780392
>how can she slap!?

>>212780145
We've developed the necessary tool to evade bans, range bans, hash bans, bypass timers, make multiple posts at the same time to keep them busy, and as of yesterday the ability to bypass temporary image range bans for new ranges all within the same postbox as if you're making a normal post
There is nothing they can do and you'll be given this gift very soon.

>>212780392
This is hysterical.

>>212780477
this nigga got 0 rizz

>>212780633
I sincerely hope you die soon

>>212781171
I agree with you, but don't comment to him. He's masturbating his tiny brown penis to your words.

>>212780588
So do cats and dogs recognize they're different species or do dogs think cats are dogs and cats think dogs are cats?

>>212781294
Cats know that no one else is a cat. Dogs I'm not so sure.

10 years ago in college my roomate threw his gfs kitten against the wall for pissing on the floor. This dude was a textbook Chad and buff so when he threw the kitten it was with enough force to either break its ribs or rupture its internal organs or something. I'll always remember seeing that kitten slide down the wall and start meowing constantly in pain. This just infuriated my roommate more and he grabbed it and threw it out of the room while his gf was going nuts and screaming. I wanted to do something about it but I felt like if I did I would get my ass beat by this guy. The cat ended up meowing constantly for a few more hours while shitting itself and throwing up before it finally died. Those two ended up getting married and having kids while I'm still a 31 year old KHHV.

>>212781294
The dog thinks the cat is a weirdly shaped dog. The cat KNOWS he owns the lowly human and the idiot dog.

>>212781456
sounds like a made up story. kill yourself

>>212781584
I wish. Mainly it's just a reminder that I was too much of a pussy to stand up for what was right and that stuck with me.

>>212781294
I think they know they're different animals just based on smell alone, but they're both really good at picking up each other's mannerisms. A dog "raised" by cats will act like a cat, and vice versa.

>>212781456
>>212781621
>Her body
:(
>Her soul
:)

>>212769302
Damn, can't cats take a joke? I've never seen dogs being evil like cats (murder dog breeds don't count)

>>212781621
>Mainly it's just a reminder that I was too much of a pussy to stand up for what was right and that stuck with me.
You can change, anon. Regret and shame can even help.