>What it's like discussing movies with Zoomers

>I like old classic movies, like The Matrix

>>212769526 (OP)
If anyone says either "bro" or "vibes" in a conversation with me I'll walk away without saying a word. Fuck you.

Thats crraazy

>>212769526 (OP)
I like Dr Pepper, was a Coca Cola guy until I took one Dr Pepper, Coca Cola never again

>>212769579
You must be some kind of foreigner

>WHY DON'T THE KIDS TALK AND ACT EXACTLY LIKE ME
Because they hate you as much as you hated people your age when you were their age, you boring old faggot

>>212769579
I tried Dr Pepper in England once and it sucked

>>212769526 (OP)
I heard about three times as many "Bros" than that picture has in less than a minute listening to four Zoomers talking at work.

>>212769609
Looks like I struck a chord.

>>212769579
You took one Dr penis

>>212769619
>European soda

>>212769579
Dr Pepper tastes too fucking sweet, which is saying a lot for a soda

>>212769606
Cope

>>212769609
t. broccoli-haired negrified jewish science project
You will never pass as human

What's with all these faggy foreigners

>>212769526 (OP)
>>What it's like discussing movies with Zoomers
>share a Diet Coke with your
>NO SUGAR NO CALORIES

I love Pepsi, I never liked Cola. Is dr Pepper good?

>>212769623
he has a point, teenagers have always used stupid lingo that made their elders cringe
>>212769674
aren't Dr Pepper and Coke both american?

>>212769752
"Bro" is not new lingo at all, its just the WAY they fucking say it and use it

>>212769526 (OP)
You took this image and text reddit.

>>212769769
>"Dude" is not new lingo at all

>>212769752
Yea, dr pepper is american. More so than cola, I don't get the hate

>>212769571

I bet the females of that species are really cute and sexy

>you will never find your name on a can of diet coke

>>212769526 (OP)
Post age if you’re gonna bitch about zoomers.

is bro the new y'all?

>>212769571
You give me incel vibes bro

>>212769609
broccoli head mistery meat

>>212769526 (OP)
Blud thought he will ever fit in

>>212769752
Of course they're both American. But the formula is different in the EU cuz half the shit we put in it to make it taste good is banned under EU law, so you're not getting the real priduct

What about hey lil bro? Frfr finna bouta dab on em ya

>>212769898
"Mistery" is not a word, Harold. Don't let the dementia come in too fast.

>>212769769
that's also typical, it was well over 10 years ago that boomers were making fun of kids for overusing "like" or starting every sentence with "so"

>>212769827
Bro has been around forever, it's not exclusively zoomer, but it's just that they use it to an inordinate degree, like every other word is bro.
They were saying bro in the fuckin 60s and 70s, but not every other word

>>212769578
If anyone says that you it's because they want to end the conversation

Ahem

>>212769979
Cactus Cooler and Squirt are the "best"

>>212769749
>Is dr Pepper good?
It's actually good.

>>212769979
dr pepper is like a cola-root beer hybrid

>>212769674
>cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup? YUCK!!

>>212769979
>Squirt under lemon lime
Retard
>Dr. Pepper under cola
less retarded but still questionable.

>>212770014
Not even that, all sorts of the recipe are altered for the European market

>>212769571
It's cute when people act like they have the social capital to act like complete insufferable cocksuckers on a whim without consequence

>>212770025
Where would your dumb ass put squirt if not under lemon lime. It's fucking grapefruit side, lemon lime is as close as you're gonna get without starting a new catergory

>>212769914
surely the taste differences are minute, using different sweeteners and additives shouldn't change the flavor too much

>>212769609
Millennial here, they're mad cuz you hit the mark

>Am I a joke to you?

>>212769623
>Bm.jpg
oh you devil you

>>212770069
Would Europeans say the same thing about Champagne made in Champagne France and Champagne made in Napa Valley California

>>212769690
>sega does what nintendon't!
These old ads were kino

>>212770075
Shasta is in a league of its own ever since diet Shasta was found to be the cure for Covid

>>212770069
No they're not, and don't call me Shirley

Wet your whistle /tv/?

>>212770139
Yeah can I get a diet Dr. Perky no ice

>>212770139
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ut9JQq3X3VY&pp=ygUmUmVzdGF1cmFudCBhbHdheXMgaGFzIG9mZiBicmFuZCBkcmlua3M%3D

OMG it's real

>>212770139
>no Dr Zhivago

>>212769979
I used to get pizza with my dad and we would always get a few Bang's, two for the food and two for the road... good tiems.

>>212770198
Nothing like an ice cold Bangs on a hot summer day

People are not impressed with eloquence. You sound like the henchmen in sin city with delusions of eloquence. The harder part with any age group is having topics of conversation.

>>212770139
>Dr topper missing
Fuck dollar general

>>212770210
I'd concur.

WOOP WOOP

>>212770210
I like hot bangs on a cold day.

>>212770107
that's just an excuse to sell our wine for more than it's worth

>>212770139
For me it's gotta be Dr FineSoda, just what it says on the tin

>>212770268
Bullshit.

>Ramon laureano
lol /mlb/ what's up

>>212769579
I drank dr. pepper as a child and remembered it being spicy. Recently I tried it and it was sweet and fruity.

Why the fuck is it called dr. pepper then

>>212769526 (OP)
You can't, a Zoomer's attention span is 15 minutes at most, so even getting through something as short as Star Wars is going to be a chore for them.

>>212770185
Bitch that's a mistake

>>212770262

>>212769979
I’d just not put it on the fucking board. It tastes so radically different from the other three to the point that you might as well put Mountain Dew in the Lemon-Lime section if you’re being that loose about it.

>>212770303
You're a fucking retard who doesn't know anything.

>>212770279
bullshit is half of the stuff that sommeliers say, nobody can taste a wine being different just because the ground the grapes where grown in has 3% more potassium or whatever

Speaking of which, is Mountain Dew lemon-lime? Have you even got an answer? Where is your god now?

>>212770050
I’d just not put it on the fucking board. It tastes so radically different from the other three to the point that you might as well put Mountain Dew in the Lemon-Lime section if you’re being that loose about it.

>>212770343
It's just vague citrus flavor.

>>212770328
>mneh mneh mneh
That's what you sound like.

>>212770375
Its not really vague, the citrus is pretty apparent when you drink it.

ENTER

>>212770405
Uhh its just mtn dew...

>>212770375
MOUNTAIN DEW?? CITRUS?? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOL!

>>212770399
It’s not distinctly any one citrus fruit.

>>212770414
>Indian
need I say more?

I miss Fruitooia

>>212770139
>none of them is called 'Mulholland Dr.'

missed opportunity.

>>212770413
That's right slick

>>212770139
Whats my doc of choice? Well what do you got

>>212769579
I usually hate pop but I love cream soda.

>>212769526 (OP)
fr fr

>>212770048
>without consequence
In that situation, what could the other guys do? Beat him down for just walking away because he doesn't like the fact that they outed themselves as imbeciles who have their minds fried by smartphone usage? He'd be right to walk away and not debase himself. Assuming they're just acquaintances and not friends.

>>212769571
Vibes is ok because it explains something well. Bro is just an urbanised version of mate, buddy etc

>>212769526 (OP)
Zoomers don't watch movies. They watch people dancing next to random words

>>212774763
No, it's not. You can just say the feel of something, same thing, less slang-y and embarrassing to say outloud.

>>212769571
That’s weird.

>>212774690
Not that anon but not all consequences are violent. It really says a lot about you that you don’t understand that.

>>212770139
I've only had Dr. Bob and Dr. Thunder

>>212769953
I’m in that age group and you were retarded if you did those things.

>>212769526 (OP)
wow that's so crazy for real

>>212775391
So no consequences that matter then?

>>212770073
>Millennial here

>>212769526 (OP)
probably like trying to talk about movies with women:
> sit down with your girl
> decided to show her your favorite movie
> here comes the big scene, the part which explains everything that has happened and will happen
> you look over to see her reaction to this scene
> she's looking down at her phone and missed it

>>212770075
For me it’s Elf

>>212769526 (OP)
>Shieeeeet that to be a PDF File AURA
why are you using a text file name for a pedophile? Also wtf is "AURA"
Also Also I find it weird how they are so focused on childrens media and "problematic elements" or whatever. Where shit like The Wizards blows their minds.

>>212774895
Your post is giving double plus ungood vibes

>>212769526 (OP)
They think in anime terms mostly. I hear a lot of:
>He's the strongest one!
>He's more powerful than X, Y, and Z!
Granted they mostly watch action blockbusters and capeshit, which is basically the same thing.

>>212769579
Correct

>>212770073
>Millennial here [insert garbage opinion]
>I'm trans btw
Every single time, go back

>>212769609
I never hated Gen Xers thoughbeit. if you get worked by Boomers into hating Gen Xers and Millennials then you're just playing into their disgusting decrepit clutches

>>212774690
Depends on where the conversation happened.
At work he'd get ostracized and eventually fired since nobody likes antisocial creeps. At school he'd be avoided by everyone (even more) and cement his status as a future r9k poster. Among family he'd get chewed out and called a loser. On the street it would never happen because no one goes out of their way to talk to anon in the first place.

But on the internet, where you can make up your own reality? He's rekking & BTFOing zoom zooms every waking moment and just can't stop winning.

>>212770139
>No Dr. Love
Gene Simmons dropped the ball on this one.

>>212769979
Fanta Über Alles

>>212776919
>work he'd get ostracized and eventually fired since nobody likes antisocial creeps.
Not really. People appreciate you not forcing an empty conversation at work in my experience.

>>212777132
They don't appreciate rudeness and open hostility, though.

>>212769571
When you say walk away, do you mean close the discord chat?

>>212770048
>social capital
the entire way your generation treats basic human interaction is so bizarre and sociopathic, everything is about rankings and pecking orders and trying to humiliate others

you reek of insecurity

>>212769579
Based dr pepper chad

>>212770139
I love off brand shit because I often find I prefer it to the garbage that has monopolized the market.

>>212777158
>if you don't let me act like a complete asshole then you are antisocial

>>212769769
It's how frequently they use it, they use it like punctuation
>Bro, so I was like bro, why are you tripping bro, that's very not skibbidi rizz bro
>Bro but then, bro, bro was like bro whatever bro, so I had to be like bro what bro, c'mon bro like for real bro?

>>212769526 (OP)
put ''aura'' in there too

>>212769526 (OP)
I'm convinced they don't actually watch things other than youtube.

Americans will never know the true king.

>>212769571
>bro
I can tolerate, it's "bruh" i walk away from.

>drinking canned sugar

>>212769571
Vibes bro vibes

>>212769526 (OP)

Zoomer slang is objectively the worst and most soulless slang of any generation.

>Let bro cook! XD

>>212777887
You realize half of it is deliberately overdone just to piss off people like you right? Same thing with the mullets and ironic meme tattoos/clothing, it's makes uncs like you crashout.

>>212777887
zip it unc, the world belongs to us

>>212777945
so they're just pretending to be retarded?

>>212777977
Oh god yes cry harder, more suffering, please it's so fucking good yeeeeessss.

>>212769526 (OP)
Zoomers don’t watch movies

>>212770069
Using different sweeteners changes the flavor immensely. UK and Europe don't even have full sugar sodas, they cut them all with artificial sweeteners. Every soda over there tastes like the Diet or Zero versions because they're full of sweeteners instead of sugar.

>>212777974

>zip it

No.

>the world belongs to us

No, the world belongs to your kike masters. Cry more and lick my anus, zoomtard. lol

>>212770014
Half sugar half artificial sweeteners actually at least in the UK, the "sugar" version has the same bitter aftertaste that sugar free sodas do thanks to the artificial sweeteners. Only Coke, to my knowledge, doesn't do this but since we have a 'sugar tax' you have to pay like 17p more per bottle for the sweet sweet taste which is worth it to me because drinking soda should be sweet

>>212769526 (OP)
>talking with a dead eyed xanax addict
>Not just being openly hostile and threatening to beat the shit out of them if they speak to you

>>212778190
>implying that would scare them at all
They'd immediately start recording while getting in your face praying you do anything so they can run away screaming and crying while calling the cops. Trying to be threatening when you can't actually do anything just makes you look pathetic.

>>212769526 (OP)
>Hop on any mainstream game with public chat
>Bro literally bro literally bro literally bro literally bro literally bro literally bro literally bro literally bro like literally bro like bro

>>212769979
>ywn drink a Sierra Mist again because of Starry
Legit one of the worst rebranding decisions a soda company could make. I'm so sick of corn syrup ruining my goyslop.

>>212775673
Stop living for other people

>>212778020
the fuck? seek help

yooooo thread is bussin fr dont crash out bruh

>>212769526 (OP)
stop talking to children you pedo

y cant uncs let a yn cook tho?

>>212775477
same for zoomzooms, only the retarded ones go "bro bro bro", although maybe there are more dumb and barely literate kids nowadays

>>212777887
you chose one of the least offensive examples
>no cap
>ahh
>unalive
are far worse

>>212778596
bruh

>>212769979
>squirt
>lemon lime

>>212769579
i'm a pibb chad

>>212774763
>Vibes is ok because it explains something well
no, it doesn't at all, actually.

Bro, the level just started and we’re already getting overrun?

>>212769526 (OP)
I listen to two youtube channels about cave exploration and abandoned building exploration. The constant "bro" and "backrooms/video game/tv show/ vibes" gets old fast. If they weren't so good at what they do I'd unsubscribe.

>>212781196

> NAH Eating a burger is CRAZYYY
No, it’s more like “NUH BRUH Eating a burger is WILDDDDD”. Zoomers have made me hate the word ‘wild’

>>212769609
>Because they hate you as much as you hated people your age when you were their age, you boring old faggot

Zoomers think we all hated older people when we were growing up???

lol you kids are truly mindfucked when we were 12 of we’d get an invite to a party/concert from 20-somethings it felt like an honor

You’d be on your coolest behavior making sure your little friends don’t say anything stupid to fuck it up

We worshipped 30 year olds. And had see with them in many cases without anyone calling the cops.

>>212769526 (OP)
Speaking of, why did the movie cliche thread get deleted?

>>212769609
TRVKE

>>212769609
I didn't hate the generation before me when I was a kid, what the fuck?

>>212769579
Based esl pepper bro. Dr Pepper fucking rules

>Crystal Pepsi
>Surge
>Pepsi lemon
They just don't make'em like they used to.

>>212777195
It's not their fault. They grew up with their mind captive to gamified social media algorithms before they were old enough to understand what was being done to them. Millennials were only exposed to this once they were adults or close to it. "Likes" or upvotes weren't even a thing until the tail end of the 00s except on digg/leddit, which few used at the time, yet now define Gen Z's worldviews. And even in the late 00s, likes were still used to appraise content, not a person's inherent worth like today. Zoomers grew up in a digital hypercompetitition for social validation before anyone even understood the inherent consequences. As adults, they make judgments based on social metrics entirely controlled by giga corporations. The corpos have the power to dictate what's popular or unpopular because they have 24/7 unfettered access to Gen Z brains since childhood, having subdued their critical thinking faculties before they were old enough to resist. Zoomers are the first social credit generation who have been under 24/7 digital manipulation the moment they first laid eyes on a touch screen. It's not their fault.

>>212769526 (OP)
Bro, I'm old enough to remember when everybody on 4cha called each other bro in every post when they wren't being busy declaring themselves a somethin-fag or calling each other faggots.

>>212769609
Dont you have your daily nigger worship to do faggot

>>212769571
You're such a lameass, bro.

>>212770447
I still see fruitopia everywhere here in canada

>>212769579
welcome brother

>>212769769
Broooooooo broooooo brooooooo

>>212769526 (OP)
my co-worker's 5 year old kid came in the other day. co-worker's mom also works in the office and the kid calls his grandma "bro"