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Anonymous No.212769526 >>212769571 >>212769579 >>212769620 >>212769701 >>212769770 >>212769827 >>212769905 >>212770303 >>212772666 >>212774836 >>212775507 >>212775673 >>212776156 >>212776513 >>212777355 >>212777763 >>212777887 >>212778068 >>212778190 >>212778596 >>212779478 >>212781144 >>212782601 >>212783903 >>212785938
>What it's like discussing movies with Zoomers
Anonymous No.212769548
>I like old classic movies, like The Matrix
Anonymous No.212769571 >>212769814 >>212769883 >>212770048 >>212774763 >>212775358 >>212777177 >>212777835 >>212777867 >>212784316
>>212769526 (OP)
If anyone says either "bro" or "vibes" in a conversation with me I'll walk away without saying a word. Fuck you.
Anonymous No.212769578 >>212769969
Thats crraazy
Anonymous No.212769579 >>212769606 >>212769619 >>212769662 >>212769675 >>212770301 >>212772160 >>212776535 >>212777214 >>212780862 >>212783310 >>212785532
>>212769526 (OP)
I like Dr Pepper, was a Coca Cola guy until I took one Dr Pepper, Coca Cola never again
Anonymous No.212769606 >>212769690
>>212769579
You must be some kind of foreigner
Anonymous No.212769609 >>212769623 >>212769691 >>212769898 >>212770073 >>212776817 >>212782363 >>212783164 >>212783226 >>212784063
>WHY DON'T THE KIDS TALK AND ACT EXACTLY LIKE ME
Because they hate you as much as you hated people your age when you were their age, you boring old faggot
Anonymous No.212769619 >>212769674
>>212769579
I tried Dr Pepper in England once and it sucked
Anonymous No.212769620
>>212769526 (OP)
I heard about three times as many "Bros" than that picture has in less than a minute listening to four Zoomers talking at work.
Anonymous No.212769623 >>212769752 >>212770093
>>212769609
Looks like I struck a chord.
Anonymous No.212769662
>>212769579
You took one Dr penis
Anonymous No.212769674 >>212769752 >>212770014
>>212769619
>European soda
Anonymous No.212769675
>>212769579
Dr Pepper tastes too fucking sweet, which is saying a lot for a soda
Anonymous No.212769690 >>212770108
>>212769606
Cope
Anonymous No.212769691
>>212769609
t. broccoli-haired negrified jewish science project
You will never pass as human
Anonymous No.212769694
What's with all these faggy foreigners
Anonymous No.212769701
>>212769526 (OP)
>>What it's like discussing movies with Zoomers
>share a Diet Coke with your
>NO SUGAR NO CALORIES
Anonymous No.212769749 >>212769999
I love Pepsi, I never liked Cola. Is dr Pepper good?
Anonymous No.212769752 >>212769769 >>212769813 >>212769914
>>212769623
he has a point, teenagers have always used stupid lingo that made their elders cringe
>>212769674
aren't Dr Pepper and Coke both american?
Anonymous No.212769769 >>212769785 >>212769953 >>212777335 >>212785638
>>212769752
"Bro" is not new lingo at all, its just the WAY they fucking say it and use it
Anonymous No.212769770
>>212769526 (OP)
You took this image and text reddit.
Anonymous No.212769785
>>212769769
>"Dude" is not new lingo at all
Anonymous No.212769813
>>212769752
Yea, dr pepper is american. More so than cola, I don't get the hate
Anonymous No.212769814
>>212769571

I bet the females of that species are really cute and sexy
Anonymous No.212769823
>you will never find your name on a can of diet coke
Anonymous No.212769827 >>212769959
>>212769526 (OP)
Post age if you’re gonna bitch about zoomers.
Anonymous No.212769830
is bro the new y'all?
Anonymous No.212769883
>>212769571
You give me incel vibes bro
Anonymous No.212769898 >>212769922
>>212769609
broccoli head mistery meat
Anonymous No.212769905
>>212769526 (OP)
Blud thought he will ever fit in
Anonymous No.212769914 >>212770069
>>212769752
Of course they're both American. But the formula is different in the EU cuz half the shit we put in it to make it taste good is banned under EU law, so you're not getting the real priduct
Anonymous No.212769920
What about hey lil bro? Frfr finna bouta dab on em ya
Anonymous No.212769922
>>212769898
"Mistery" is not a word, Harold. Don't let the dementia come in too fast.
Anonymous No.212769953 >>212775477
>>212769769
that's also typical, it was well over 10 years ago that boomers were making fun of kids for overusing "like" or starting every sentence with "so"
Anonymous No.212769959
>>212769827
Bro has been around forever, it's not exclusively zoomer, but it's just that they use it to an inordinate degree, like every other word is bro.
They were saying bro in the fuckin 60s and 70s, but not every other word
Anonymous No.212769969
>>212769578
If anyone says that you it's because they want to end the conversation
Anonymous No.212769979 >>212769998 >>212770007 >>212770025 >>212770198 >>212770320 >>212777095 >>212778795 >>212780390
Ahem
Anonymous No.212769998
>>212769979
Cactus Cooler and Squirt are the "best"
Anonymous No.212769999
>>212769749
>Is dr Pepper good?
It's actually good.
Anonymous No.212770007
>>212769979
dr pepper is like a cola-root beer hybrid
Anonymous No.212770014 >>212770031 >>212778134
>>212769674
>cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup? YUCK!!
Anonymous No.212770025 >>212770050
>>212769979
>Squirt under lemon lime
Retard
>Dr. Pepper under cola
less retarded but still questionable.
Anonymous No.212770031
>>212770014
Not even that, all sorts of the recipe are altered for the European market
Anonymous No.212770048 >>212774690 >>212777195
>>212769571
It's cute when people act like they have the social capital to act like complete insufferable cocksuckers on a whim without consequence
Anonymous No.212770050 >>212770344
>>212770025
Where would your dumb ass put squirt if not under lemon lime. It's fucking grapefruit side, lemon lime is as close as you're gonna get without starting a new catergory
Anonymous No.212770069 >>212770107 >>212770129 >>212778069
>>212769914
surely the taste differences are minute, using different sweeteners and additives shouldn't change the flavor too much
Anonymous No.212770073 >>212775672 >>212776563
>>212769609
Millennial here, they're mad cuz you hit the mark
Anonymous No.212770075 >>212770120 >>212776084
>Am I a joke to you?
Anonymous No.212770093
>>212769623
>Bm.jpg
oh you devil you
Anonymous No.212770107 >>212770268
>>212770069
Would Europeans say the same thing about Champagne made in Champagne France and Champagne made in Napa Valley California
Anonymous No.212770108
>>212769690
>sega does what nintendon't!
These old ads were kino
Anonymous No.212770120
>>212770075
Shasta is in a league of its own ever since diet Shasta was found to be the cure for Covid
Anonymous No.212770129
>>212770069
No they're not, and don't call me Shirley
Anonymous No.212770139 >>212770161 >>212770183 >>212770185 >>212770227 >>212770269 >>212770470 >>212770491 >>212775420 >>212776971 >>212777225
Wet your whistle /tv/?
Anonymous No.212770161
>>212770139
Yeah can I get a diet Dr. Perky no ice
Anonymous No.212770183
>>212770139
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ut9JQq3X3VY&pp=ygUmUmVzdGF1cmFudCBhbHdheXMgaGFzIG9mZiBicmFuZCBkcmlua3M%3D

OMG it's real
Anonymous No.212770185 >>212770305
>>212770139
>no Dr Zhivago
Anonymous No.212770198 >>212770210
>>212769979
I used to get pizza with my dad and we would always get a few Bang's, two for the food and two for the road... good tiems.
Anonymous No.212770210 >>212770246 >>212770262
>>212770198
Nothing like an ice cold Bangs on a hot summer day
Anonymous No.212770222
People are not impressed with eloquence. You sound like the henchmen in sin city with delusions of eloquence. The harder part with any age group is having topics of conversation.
Anonymous No.212770227
>>212770139
>Dr topper missing
Fuck dollar general
Anonymous No.212770246
>>212770210
I'd concur.
Anonymous No.212770250
WOOP WOOP
Anonymous No.212770262 >>212770308
>>212770210
I like hot bangs on a cold day.
Anonymous No.212770268 >>212770279
>>212770107
that's just an excuse to sell our wine for more than it's worth
Anonymous No.212770269
>>212770139
For me it's gotta be Dr FineSoda, just what it says on the tin
Anonymous No.212770279 >>212770333
>>212770268
Bullshit.
Anonymous No.212770291
>Ramon laureano
lol /mlb/ what's up
Anonymous No.212770301
>>212769579
I drank dr. pepper as a child and remembered it being spicy. Recently I tried it and it was sweet and fruity.

Why the fuck is it called dr. pepper then
Anonymous No.212770303 >>212770328
>>212769526 (OP)
You can't, a Zoomer's attention span is 15 minutes at most, so even getting through something as short as Star Wars is going to be a chore for them.
Anonymous No.212770305
>>212770185
Bitch that's a mistake
Anonymous No.212770308
>>212770262
Anonymous No.212770320
>>212769979
I’d just not put it on the fucking board. It tastes so radically different from the other three to the point that you might as well put Mountain Dew in the Lemon-Lime section if you’re being that loose about it.
Anonymous No.212770328 >>212770398
>>212770303
You're a fucking retard who doesn't know anything.
Anonymous No.212770333
>>212770279
bullshit is half of the stuff that sommeliers say, nobody can taste a wine being different just because the ground the grapes where grown in has 3% more potassium or whatever
Anonymous No.212770343 >>212770375
Speaking of which, is Mountain Dew lemon-lime? Have you even got an answer? Where is your god now?
Anonymous No.212770344
>>212770050
I’d just not put it on the fucking board. It tastes so radically different from the other three to the point that you might as well put Mountain Dew in the Lemon-Lime section if you’re being that loose about it.
Anonymous No.212770375 >>212770399 >>212770414
>>212770343
It's just vague citrus flavor.
Anonymous No.212770398
>>212770328
>mneh mneh mneh
That's what you sound like.
Anonymous No.212770399 >>212770423
>>212770375
Its not really vague, the citrus is pretty apparent when you drink it.
Anonymous No.212770405 >>212770413
ENTER
Anonymous No.212770413 >>212770489
>>212770405
Uhh its just mtn dew...
Anonymous No.212770414 >>212770439
>>212770375
MOUNTAIN DEW?? CITRUS?? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOL!
Anonymous No.212770423
>>212770399
It’s not distinctly any one citrus fruit.
Anonymous No.212770439
>>212770414
>Indian
need I say more?
Anonymous No.212770447 >>212785097
I miss Fruitooia
Anonymous No.212770470
>>212770139
>none of them is called 'Mulholland Dr.'

missed opportunity.
Anonymous No.212770489
>>212770413
That's right slick
Anonymous No.212770491
>>212770139
Whats my doc of choice? Well what do you got
Anonymous No.212772160
>>212769579
I usually hate pop but I love cream soda.
Anonymous No.212772666
>>212769526 (OP)
fr fr
Anonymous No.212774690 >>212775391 >>212776919
>>212770048
>without consequence
In that situation, what could the other guys do? Beat him down for just walking away because he doesn't like the fact that they outed themselves as imbeciles who have their minds fried by smartphone usage? He'd be right to walk away and not debase himself. Assuming they're just acquaintances and not friends.
Anonymous No.212774763 >>212774895 >>212780932
>>212769571
Vibes is ok because it explains something well. Bro is just an urbanised version of mate, buddy etc
Anonymous No.212774836
>>212769526 (OP)
Zoomers don't watch movies. They watch people dancing next to random words
Anonymous No.212774895 >>212776454
>>212774763
No, it's not. You can just say the feel of something, same thing, less slang-y and embarrassing to say outloud.
Anonymous No.212775358
>>212769571
That’s weird.
Anonymous No.212775391 >>212775542
>>212774690
Not that anon but not all consequences are violent. It really says a lot about you that you don’t understand that.
Anonymous No.212775420
>>212770139
I've only had Dr. Bob and Dr. Thunder
Anonymous No.212775477 >>212780087
>>212769953
I’m in that age group and you were retarded if you did those things.
Anonymous No.212775507
>>212769526 (OP)
wow that's so crazy for real
Anonymous No.212775542
>>212775391
So no consequences that matter then?
Anonymous No.212775672
>>212770073
>Millennial here
Anonymous No.212775673 >>212778893
>>212769526 (OP)
probably like trying to talk about movies with women:
> sit down with your girl
> decided to show her your favorite movie
> here comes the big scene, the part which explains everything that has happened and will happen
> you look over to see her reaction to this scene
> she's looking down at her phone and missed it
Anonymous No.212776084
>>212770075
For me it’s Elf
Anonymous No.212776156
>>212769526 (OP)
>Shieeeeet that to be a PDF File AURA
why are you using a text file name for a pedophile? Also wtf is "AURA"
Also Also I find it weird how they are so focused on childrens media and "problematic elements" or whatever. Where shit like The Wizards blows their minds.
Anonymous No.212776454
>>212774895
Your post is giving double plus ungood vibes
Anonymous No.212776513
>>212769526 (OP)
They think in anime terms mostly. I hear a lot of:
>He's the strongest one!
>He's more powerful than X, Y, and Z!
Granted they mostly watch action blockbusters and capeshit, which is basically the same thing.
Anonymous No.212776535
>>212769579
Correct
Anonymous No.212776563
>>212770073
>Millennial here [insert garbage opinion]
>I'm trans btw
Every single time, go back
Anonymous No.212776817
>>212769609
I never hated Gen Xers thoughbeit. if you get worked by Boomers into hating Gen Xers and Millennials then you're just playing into their disgusting decrepit clutches
Anonymous No.212776919 >>212777132
>>212774690
Depends on where the conversation happened.
At work he'd get ostracized and eventually fired since nobody likes antisocial creeps. At school he'd be avoided by everyone (even more) and cement his status as a future r9k poster. Among family he'd get chewed out and called a loser. On the street it would never happen because no one goes out of their way to talk to anon in the first place.

But on the internet, where you can make up your own reality? He's rekking & BTFOing zoom zooms every waking moment and just can't stop winning.
Anonymous No.212776971
>>212770139
>No Dr. Love
Gene Simmons dropped the ball on this one.
Anonymous No.212777095
>>212769979
Fanta Über Alles
Anonymous No.212777132 >>212777158
>>212776919
>work he'd get ostracized and eventually fired since nobody likes antisocial creeps.
Not really. People appreciate you not forcing an empty conversation at work in my experience.
Anonymous No.212777158 >>212777252
>>212777132
They don't appreciate rudeness and open hostility, though.
Anonymous No.212777177
>>212769571
When you say walk away, do you mean close the discord chat?
Anonymous No.212777195 >>212783760
>>212770048
>social capital
the entire way your generation treats basic human interaction is so bizarre and sociopathic, everything is about rankings and pecking orders and trying to humiliate others

you reek of insecurity
Anonymous No.212777214
>>212769579
Based dr pepper chad
Anonymous No.212777225
>>212770139
I love off brand shit because I often find I prefer it to the garbage that has monopolized the market.
Anonymous No.212777252
>>212777158
>if you don't let me act like a complete asshole then you are antisocial
Anonymous No.212777335
>>212769769
It's how frequently they use it, they use it like punctuation
>Bro, so I was like bro, why are you tripping bro, that's very not skibbidi rizz bro
>Bro but then, bro, bro was like bro whatever bro, so I had to be like bro what bro, c'mon bro like for real bro?
Anonymous No.212777355
>>212769526 (OP)
put ''aura'' in there too
Anonymous No.212777763
>>212769526 (OP)
I'm convinced they don't actually watch things other than youtube.
Anonymous No.212777805
Americans will never know the true king.
Anonymous No.212777835
>>212769571
>bro
I can tolerate, it's "bruh" i walk away from.
Anonymous No.212777837
>drinking canned sugar
Anonymous No.212777867
>>212769571
Vibes bro vibes
Anonymous No.212777887 >>212777945 >>212777974 >>212780310
>>212769526 (OP)

Zoomer slang is objectively the worst and most soulless slang of any generation.

>Let bro cook! XD
Anonymous No.212777945 >>212777977
>>212777887
You realize half of it is deliberately overdone just to piss off people like you right? Same thing with the mullets and ironic meme tattoos/clothing, it's makes uncs like you crashout.
Anonymous No.212777974 >>212778107
>>212777887
zip it unc, the world belongs to us
Anonymous No.212777977 >>212778020
>>212777945
so they're just pretending to be retarded?
Anonymous No.212778020 >>212779079
>>212777977
Oh god yes cry harder, more suffering, please it's so fucking good yeeeeessss.
Anonymous No.212778068
>>212769526 (OP)
Zoomers don’t watch movies
Anonymous No.212778069
>>212770069
Using different sweeteners changes the flavor immensely. UK and Europe don't even have full sugar sodas, they cut them all with artificial sweeteners. Every soda over there tastes like the Diet or Zero versions because they're full of sweeteners instead of sugar.
Anonymous No.212778107
>>212777974

>zip it

No.

>the world belongs to us

No, the world belongs to your kike masters. Cry more and lick my anus, zoomtard. lol
Anonymous No.212778134
>>212770014
Half sugar half artificial sweeteners actually at least in the UK, the "sugar" version has the same bitter aftertaste that sugar free sodas do thanks to the artificial sweeteners. Only Coke, to my knowledge, doesn't do this but since we have a 'sugar tax' you have to pay like 17p more per bottle for the sweet sweet taste which is worth it to me because drinking soda should be sweet
Anonymous No.212778190 >>212778346
>>212769526 (OP)
>talking with a dead eyed xanax addict
>Not just being openly hostile and threatening to beat the shit out of them if they speak to you
Anonymous No.212778346
>>212778190
>implying that would scare them at all
They'd immediately start recording while getting in your face praying you do anything so they can run away screaming and crying while calling the cops. Trying to be threatening when you can't actually do anything just makes you look pathetic.
Anonymous No.212778596 >>212780348
>>212769526 (OP)
>Hop on any mainstream game with public chat
>Bro literally bro literally bro literally bro literally bro literally bro literally bro literally bro literally bro like literally bro like bro
Anonymous No.212778795
>>212769979
>ywn drink a Sierra Mist again because of Starry
Legit one of the worst rebranding decisions a soda company could make. I'm so sick of corn syrup ruining my goyslop.
Anonymous No.212778893
>>212775673
Stop living for other people
Anonymous No.212779079
>>212778020
the fuck? seek help
Anonymous No.212779451
yooooo thread is bussin fr dont crash out bruh
Anonymous No.212779478
>>212769526 (OP)
stop talking to children you pedo
Anonymous No.212779496
y cant uncs let a yn cook tho?
Anonymous No.212780087
>>212775477
same for zoomzooms, only the retarded ones go "bro bro bro", although maybe there are more dumb and barely literate kids nowadays
Anonymous No.212780310
>>212777887
you chose one of the least offensive examples
>no cap
>ahh
>unalive
are far worse
Anonymous No.212780348
>>212778596
bruh
Anonymous No.212780390
>>212769979
>squirt
>lemon lime
Anonymous No.212780862
>>212769579
i'm a pibb chad
Anonymous No.212780932
>>212774763
>Vibes is ok because it explains something well
no, it doesn't at all, actually.
Anonymous No.212781013
Bro, the level just started and we’re already getting overrun?
Anonymous No.212781144
>>212769526 (OP)
I listen to two youtube channels about cave exploration and abandoned building exploration. The constant "bro" and "backrooms/video game/tv show/ vibes" gets old fast. If they weren't so good at what they do I'd unsubscribe.
Anonymous No.212781196 >>212782231
Anonymous No.212782231
>>212781196

> NAH Eating a burger is CRAZYYY
No, it’s more like β€œNUH BRUH Eating a burger is WILDDDDD”. Zoomers have made me hate the word β€˜wild’
Anonymous No.212782363
>>212769609
>Because they hate you as much as you hated people your age when you were their age, you boring old faggot

Zoomers think we all hated older people when we were growing up???

lol you kids are truly mindfucked when we were 12 of we’d get an invite to a party/concert from 20-somethings it felt like an honor

You’d be on your coolest behavior making sure your little friends don’t say anything stupid to fuck it up

We worshipped 30 year olds. And had see with them in many cases without anyone calling the cops.
Anonymous No.212782601
>>212769526 (OP)
Speaking of, why did the movie cliche thread get deleted?
Anonymous No.212783164
>>212769609
TRVKE
Anonymous No.212783226
>>212769609
I didn't hate the generation before me when I was a kid, what the fuck?
Anonymous No.212783310
>>212769579
Based esl pepper bro. Dr Pepper fucking rules
Anonymous No.212783565
>Crystal Pepsi
>Surge
>Pepsi lemon
They just don't make'em like they used to.
Anonymous No.212783760
>>212777195
It's not their fault. They grew up with their mind captive to gamified social media algorithms before they were old enough to understand what was being done to them. Millennials were only exposed to this once they were adults or close to it. "Likes" or upvotes weren't even a thing until the tail end of the 00s except on digg/leddit, which few used at the time, yet now define Gen Z's worldviews. And even in the late 00s, likes were still used to appraise content, not a person's inherent worth like today. Zoomers grew up in a digital hypercompetitition for social validation before anyone even understood the inherent consequences. As adults, they make judgments based on social metrics entirely controlled by giga corporations. The corpos have the power to dictate what's popular or unpopular because they have 24/7 unfettered access to Gen Z brains since childhood, having subdued their critical thinking faculties before they were old enough to resist. Zoomers are the first social credit generation who have been under 24/7 digital manipulation the moment they first laid eyes on a touch screen. It's not their fault.
Anonymous No.212783903
>>212769526 (OP)
Bro, I'm old enough to remember when everybody on 4cha called each other bro in every post when they wren't being busy declaring themselves a somethin-fag or calling each other faggots.
Anonymous No.212784063
>>212769609
Dont you have your daily nigger worship to do faggot
Anonymous No.212784316
>>212769571
You're such a lameass, bro.
Anonymous No.212785097
>>212770447
I still see fruitopia everywhere here in canada
Anonymous No.212785532
>>212769579
welcome brother
Anonymous No.212785638
>>212769769
Broooooooo broooooo brooooooo
Anonymous No.212785938
>>212769526 (OP)
my co-worker's 5 year old kid came in the other day. co-worker's mom also works in the office and the kid calls his grandma "bro"