this is my favorite moment of schadenfreude from this debacle and i dont think i've seen anyone bring it up specifically
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU?t=1322

look at sams reaction to this at 22:24
he is so utterly devastated, destroyed, and embarrassed by his fishtankgook buddy being a completely dull retard
its especially good for me because these are all the faggots that ruined MDE, sam deserves that feeling, very very much

>>212769708 (OP)
Just fucking make the gorilla nest Sam and lay in it.

null had a good write up

>>212769708 (OP)
>scams people, lives for money
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam

At some point Sam will stop doing these podcasts because every time he drops his mask the spaghetti spills and exposes him as the slimy fraud he is

>>212769835
Sam was literally shaking. Bit or not he came out looking like Idubbz.
I must say the gorilla tears are delicious.

QRD please I'm not watching an hour of this

>>212769965
Sam got raped

>>212769965
same im kinda confused and am definitely not watching this shit, but if sam is making a fool of himself i want to know

>>212770013
just read the kiwifarms screencap, its a good synopsis. >>212769835

>>212769965
a boomer made sam hyde look a lolcow while the other MDE bois looked like they were about to off themselves in the background

>>212769965
its 48 minutes with ad breaks included. it's a really good podcast all things considered and you should probably watch it

>>212769835
I don't follow kiwifarms, but if there's anyone who'd be relishing in a slip-up it'd be them given Sam is heterosexual and likes women in their prime.

I like Null's writeups though. I think they're astute and perceptive. But I don't agree with him on a lot of shit. I think he's a flaming moralist who runs a bully forum.

>>212769892
Sam wasn't shaking. The guy he was holding onto was shaking uncontrollably and it transferred to Sams arms

>>212770055
>But I don't agree with him on a lot of shit. I think he's a flaming moralist who runs a bully forum.
the issue with kiwifarms people is that they're the vanguard of cringe culture for which the logical conclusion is to never leave your room and never do anything in public that might be perceived as embarassed or weird by a third party

>>212769965
>>212770013
Harland was able to match Sam's energy, out-crazied him. Sam sperged out because he took this as him "not taking the interview seriously" (real quote from SAM HYDE) but he was the one setting the tone immediately. Flipped a table over, wrestled Harland. Both of those things sound a lot funnier than they actually were it was really clunky, awkward with a lot of dead air. Whole room was uncomfortable, Nick Rochefort was having a panic attack and everyone keeps taking screenshots where he looks like he wants to kill himself.

>>212769965
Sam got raped

>>212769708 (OP)
>please say something funny
>please say something funny

>>212770055
Most of the people on kiwifarms are actually Sam glazers.

>>212770072
ok sam

>>212770013
He got called out on his retarded beliefs on white replacement, acted like a mad retard, couldn't argue his point at all. He just got shat on

>>212770089
that muttcel could barely mutter a word. little DAMIEL choked

>>212769862
Thay same podcast sam said and had the balls to say the most pro white shit i have seen on a main stream cast

About us needing to become more tribal and take our countries back

For that he will always be based kike

>>212770094
I'm not sam and he wasn't shaking. Please you gotta believe me

>>212770103
Wtf are you talking about kike

>>212770103
Oh, sorry. I thought this was about the other clip where he acted like a dipsbit on a podcast lmao

when harland says 'nosey' sam knows its over

>>212770119
You should have higher standards than some guy repeating warmed over alt right twitter talking points from 2014.

>>212770119
>>212770140
>no he is actually le wholesome based chungus!!! He totally wasn't stumbling, stuttering, freaking out, and being a gigantic pussy I swear guys believe me bro I am also not a loser irl

>Harland tries to riff with Sam
>"DEH YOU KNOW RABBIS RAPE KIDS????"

>>212770086
Nick is getting flashbacks when World Peace was canceled because of Sam crashing out lmao

>>212770132
I believe you Sam, now make the gorilla nest

>>212770170
the mma podcast with mayhem was baffling too. sam needs to stop with the entourage thing

>>212770170
Did he or did he not say everything I posted.

If you disagree with those statements or don't think its admirable to do so innthe main stream than you are a kike or a shill

Thanks for playing

>>212770166
Repeating them on a main stream podcast fuck haven't seen anyone go as high with that. Kike

>>212770171
lol that's not a controversial statement anymore

>>212770228
Then you haven't been paying attention wood.

>>212770276
Lol cool cop out faggot

No examples just seethe

>>212769965
sam bought a knife to a gun fight and got bodied

>>212770228
>kike
LMFAOOOO I CLAPPED WHEN HE SAID KIKE

>>212769708 (OP)
I'm sick and tired of this Sam Hyde and I've never watched a second of any of his shows.Is he on TV or just a Youtuber? I don't know how someone I've never watched or listened to could annoy me so much but this Sam Hyde does.

>>212770119
>>212770207
stop reddit spacing

>>212770302
40 year old over the hill art school type who tries to make edgy alt-right humor for 16 year olds. He's also the Fishtank guy, you can blame him for that trash as well

>>212769708 (OP)

people can tell you're spamming your garbage BPD sam hate

>>212770367
uhhhhhh ramadan example much????

Saddest thing is Sam probably instantly contacted his legion of yes men like Jet afterwards and asked them if he did a good job and they all said yes

>>212770367
im an old fan of mde so of course i'd check out a trainwreck. i created this because the old thread was bump limited. it's something funny of course there will be threads about it. especially since it's related to the simptank /ftl/ shit that gets incessantly annoyingly spammed here.

In a legal office somewhere in Texas dear sweet innocent indigo child Don Jolly watched this and shed a tear. It didn't need to be this way.

>>212769708 (OP)
how 4chan went from being fans of sam to hate him?

Sam brought 20 indians with him to matan incase he got markeyposted irl and had to derail it. When harland said "ripe and tight" sam thought he knew too much and spergd hard. Hes trying to control the situation but just showing his ass more.

>>212770504
he's a lolcow now

>>212770504
How Sam went from artistically inspired to wrangling xanned out e-girls for chat donations?

>>212770504
he just needs to get humbled, his new friend groups are mostly spineless cowards not doing him any favors. you can respect someone again if they actually fix their issues.

>>212770504
fishtank. spamming that zoomer shit made everyone furious at sammy.

>>212770504
There are obsessive posters who endlessly make threads about Sam Hyde. Nearly all the threads you see are made by them. I don't really know why. It may well be one of the longest lasting types of obsessive schizo threads on this site.

>>212770508
hes walking a thin line, trying to tour podcasts and promote his shitty show without getting called out as a groomer nazi. Using intimidation tactics and brining on a posse backfired really hard this time just places more attention on sams flaws

https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU?t=2219
>Harland makes a joke about his abusive ballerina dad, and how Sam trashing the studio reminded him of that
>Sam asks "so when he got on stage, he kinda commanded?"
>Sam then says "Well, i'm from a ballet family myself"
this is so fucking embarrassing i cant believe what i'm hearing

>>212770086
i think Nick is just old and fat

he looks like that 90% of the time
happening or no happening, fat people people tend to overbreath because all the grease on their lugs

>>212770504
>how 4chan went from being fans of sam to hate him?
He's just a lazy grifter pandering to a brain-dead zoomer audience. He also revealed himself to be a complete insecure midwit due to overexposure. The political pendulum swung to the right, so he's not even edgy anymore, just very greedy. He's on his way to becoming a certified lolcow.

>>212770504
Sam went from making cell phone camera funny videos in his mirror, to making silly internet sketches with some friends, to getting a tv show, to falling from that height but still having some good will from what he managed to have accomplished.
Some years later-
>Shills NFTs
>Shills investment scams
>Shills coffee and overpriced energy drinks
>Shills $25-$50 TTS donos
>Shills e-girls on fishtank and tells people to watch their streams
he's a sellout, his shit is all now watered down (for no reason, it's not like he has cable-tv overlords anymore) and thus all the old fans are gone
anyone that chimes in saying some shit about trannies, jews, channing is some mondonigger shill doing damage control for Sam.
Sam deserves the hate he gets, otherwise the shills would actually be making a case for supporting him when they cannot.

>>212770086
>oh god oh god it's happening again

>>212770504

stuck at the 30 minute mark, that's my limit, how you guys digest this retardation I'll never understand

>>212770638
>he looks like that 90% of the time

>>212770751
he talked about his window of relevance and milking it on pgl.
i think it was a self-fulfilling prophecy. he could just not waste money on cars and focus his attention on something good instead of selling out with a non-stop stream of slop

>guys i am totally cool and le BASED because I am saying kike in every one of my posts.
>this is a heckin culture war and I am a soldier in Sam's army to stop le jews

>>212770785
kek

Anyone else excited for joyride universe?

>>212769708 (OP)
sam hyde is a comedic genius

>sam starts making hawktua jokes
jesus christ what is he doing

>>212770887
it's under 6 layers... no... 7 layers of irony
you just don't get it

I can't stand that gay flip Sam brings everywhere what's his deal

>>212770985
Why are leftards so homophobic?

>>212770887
>and then he taped the mic
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>212769892
He even quoted what idubbz said to him word for word at one point
>When are we getting serious?

>nft scam
>coffee scam
>fishtank investor scam
>zipp water scam
>supplements scam

what next scam is the retarded MDE fanbase gonna fall for next?

>>212771367
what supplements scam did he shill?

>>212771367
he's gonna ask for funds for the new fishtank studio that will probably never come to fruition

>>212771493
https://www.twc.health/pages/hyde?srsltid=AfmBOoo3edrgEvYLNbpnzbg3y0TmAlPI9ENCUQUXoo72ORUmTBdcSDUg

>>212771594
what the fuck are you doing sam

>>212771643
He walked it back very quick when he found out twc are Thiel connected and pledged to make his own brand of health gummies

>>212771594
LMAO

the same people who are buying the are the retards that bought MONDO

Did Sam's coffee fail? I remember he shilled it so hard during S2

>>212770231
Charls will see shit like this and just play along to get along.

Sam will give life advice about being "mature" then be a psycho.

No one in entertainment is a serious person. These are not role models.

>>212770504
Look at all the replies. It's basically "he charges for shit now." It's a handful of schizos that got mad he's trying to make money now (admittedly, in very aggressive ways). He still has plenty of fans here, they just don't engage with the schizos.

>>212771101
How is that a lefty being homophobic?
They literally just asking a question cause hearing that out of nowhere is surprising as fuck.

>>212770884
How has no recording of this surfaced yet lul

>>212770504
If he would have fucked off after making his BTC millions he would've been 1 of the few alt-right people from 10 years ago who went down as a legend. Hell, his life advice videos are still very good and helped me out. Instead he over-exposed himself to the point he became cringe.

>>212769708 (OP)

>>212772956
There is only a few posts about selling shit.
Most of it is about Sam's ego not letting him be part of the joke anymore, being out of touch and crashing out.

>>212769835
Holy shit you faggots are so autistic. Go watch the other interviews he's done. They are all like this. That's his style of comedy and the guests just try to weather the absurdity storm

>>212772956
Yeah, they sold out. It's just a big tasteless cash grab now and people like you lap it up.

Anyone got a new pivot?

>>212769835
Null is a subhuman retard and I don't care what his take is, even if it's right. Just because some fag hosts a site doesn't give his words any weight.
Everything I've seen from this retard has been stupid. He doesn't even get why you should dislike Sam Hyde.
>I have no clue who this Harland is
What a fucking retard. Shut the fuck up then.

>>212772956
I think the last thing I liked was some of his skits 6-7 years ago. Since then, he has produced nothing but pure slop. And it rubs me the wrong way how aggressively jewish he became with his scams after he got his clout back with the icukkkz drama.

Nick will be fine with his carpet shop and Charles' child bride's family is rich.

>>212773178
Buddy, nobody knew who the fuck Harland was until today

>>212770504
I personally went from liking him to disliking him after he railroaded Simmons as a pedophile season 1 of fishtank. Even after it was revealed the entire book was a misunderstanding (a fact that was obvious to anyone with common sense right away) he continues to double down on slandering an innocent guy and accusing him of doing something that Sam has actually done.

That's some bum ass shit. I dont care how cringe Simmons was, no one deserves to be falsely accused of that sort of thing and you have to be a real soulless piece of shit to feel morally okay with doing that to someone. Sam has just revealed himself to be more and more of a sociopath since then. The rumors about him were true.

>charls' wife's family is rich
her father was telling charls to move out of their house and get a job on a livestream. just because they have money doesn't mean chuck can just be a deadbeat dad to those little brown kids of his.

>>212773232
Simmons is a dangerous man.

>>212773273
Charls fans have a lot of lore stored in their heads
Guess I'll take your word for it

>first Elon
>then Trump
>now Sam
It's fucking over. We lost.

>>212773290
He was an autistic Chinese guy that was doing yoga on fishtank.

>>212773294
the stream when chuck and sam reunited. the father in law popped in and was busting charls' balls for being a gamer manchild who chain smokes and drinks redbulls all day while sitting on the computer.

>>212769708 (OP)

You will kill yourself if you keep this up.

>>212773312
And you'd be okay with him looking after a 10 year old child?

>>212773217
Average kiwinigger. I bet you are one of those fags who didn't know who Norm was until last year and now you think he is the best comedian ever.
Harland is on the same level as Norm, which is being an underling for people like Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler. These people, including Norm, had a huge resurgence because the comedian in whose shadow they were living in died, retired or became shit.

I'll put this in terms a mentally ill nuMDE wigger will understand. If Norm was Sam Hyde then Harland was his Nick.

>>212773232
QRD? What was the book?

>>212773340
>If Norm was Sam Hyde then Harland was his Nick.

>>212773339
Would you be ok with any of the fishtank staff doing that?

>>212770086
>>212770638
>>212770790

he's one of the least healthy men I've ever seen. why is he so bloated?

As someone who is an OG MDE fan this shit all looks like cancer and I'm glad I didn't watch Fishtank past the first season. Zoomer bullshit, podcasts with retards, kiwifaggots doing internet drama bullshit. This is all gay as fuck. Mirror videos, public speaking and sketches was where it was at. Corraling retards in a house is not entertainment. Kiwifags are also massive losers and anyone that gets this involved in internet drama. Anyone get cares about "lolcows" is a fucking loser and this whole enterprise stinks of shit.

>>212773341
Simmons was a Chinese scammer who would pull transcripts from youtube videos and one of the books he put out was a camp counselor book that talks about how to be a camp counselor. One chapter of the book spoke about dating and specifically said to not date anyone underage. Simmons didn't even write it himself and it didn't say anything weird or pedophilic.

>>212773378
If I had to pick between the wiggers and Simmons I'd pick the wiggers obviously. But seriously can you answer the question? Would you be comfortable with Simmons looking after a child, possibly your child?

>>212769708 (OP)
I vaguely remember harland from who knows where but he is a real pro especially when compared to sam
>"you look like you've been raped"
censoring the world peace plugs every time is hilarious

and anyone who thinks the desk thing was staged is double digit iq

I just watched the podcast and it was pretty funny. I don't get what the big deal is supposed to be.

>>212773131
Sam sounds like a retard

>>212773412
What are your favourite MDE videos?

>>212770504

they are still fans, they watch everything MDE to complain about them. basically BPD

>>212773476
Kwanzaa example.

Why does everyone feel bad for or care about Nick Rochefort?
He’s a cringe faggot and quite literally cannot go 10 minutes without mentioning BBC in any PGL podcast episode.
Every single thing he says is his thinly veiled fetish, all he talks about is black men and fucking fat latinas.

i feel like hating on sam now because of the Christian thing. plus him always bringing his pet SEA monkey around is really unnerving

>>212773340
>sees everything through a nu vs old MDE dichotomy
>obsessed with kiwifarms
>gets angry people don't know about some obscure retard
What level of schizophrenia is this, even

>>212770751
HOLY HECK
THE GUY WITH 10 CARS EACH WORTH HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS IS WEARING A 1500 DOLLAR PARKA?!?!
WHAT IS THIS!!?!

>>212770751
Random people own Gooses anon. It’s a good coat.
You need to go outside

>>212773553
All world events can be sorted into old and nu MDE.

>>212769708 (OP)
sam got idubbed here. brutal. can only really "troll" retard fanboys locked in a house with him and random NPCs that he pays for in skits

>>212770751
>>212773562
two words: trust fund kid

>>212773511
Fake news anon

>>212773511
He still funny and has some humility unlike Sam

>>212773412
There are dozens of drones like you who flock to any MDE related post and type a paper about how you don’t care anymore

>>212773426
Yeah, I would. I honestly don't think he would do anything. I think actual pedophiles are pretty rare and everyone being accused of being one these days stems from hysteria over the Epstein case.

>>212773602
He’s not funny. Literally every thing he says is some kind of racial humor. It doesn’t hit the same coming from two bloated balding dudes.
Master race btw.

>watch it
>it's clearly a bit
Thanks for wasting my time, retards. I bet you think wrestling is real too.

>>212773536
the christian thing is the weirdest larp ever - he legit looks like he adopted it purely out of political motivation and/or muh christian defend the west edits on instagram. this would explain how his complete and absolute lack of modesty is incompatible with his supposed faith

>>212773511
>>212773631
y u lie

so is this karma for all the times the wacky mde boyos epically dunked on helpless craigslist boomer actors?

Racism just isn't funny anymore. Plus, white people are evil.

>>212773626
Bro your delusional. Simmons is a dangerous predator and the book isn't the only evidence. He posted a pic of a little girl and said he's into long legs. C'mon dude, shit is ridiculous.

where’s the fishtank general?

>>212773663
The entire crew is just a bunch of terminally online rejects and they have no power anywhere where they aren’t in full control

I thought the TED talk was amusing, and him calling out streamer Hasan cause he's a prick too. That's it.

>nick was red and acted weird from the beginning of the podcast
>they continued the podcast after the studio was trashed

you losers need to learn to spot a bit when you see one

Can I get an unbiased QRD? Don't reply if you're a seething tranny or a coping MDE fan.

>>212773178
null just hates anyone who has more fame or success than him, Sam Hyde, Metokur, Torba, everyone
being a soi filled fat fuck male feminist will do that to you I guess

>>212771643
iver&menben/fenben is actually ok as one aspect of a cancer regimen but that price is pants-on-head retarded

>>212773723
Not a bit

Nick is a faggot and is only known for riding MDE’s coattails.

>>212773675
>He posted a pic of a little girl and said he's into long legs
Like I said he's cringe and retarded, but that girl was wearing pajama bottoms up to her neck and the """joke""" was that it made her legs look long. Not a funny joke, but you have to keep in mind Simmons barely speaks english and was a cringe generating machine.

It's right on the line where you can see in this whatever you want, but I wouldn't say it explicitly indicates pedophilia. Occam's razor says he's just a retard with a poor understanding of american cultural practices, and there's way more evidence for that.

bro its just a bit remember sam hyde is playing 4d chess he's the ghost of kyiv he's on 5000 layers of irony haha everyone was in on it he's just being a little prankster ahaha his ego isnt fragile at all just look nick is perfectly fine here

>>212773821
Dude are you actually Simmons? Even a Chinaman knows this is dodgy.

>>212773828
he's obviously just doped up
nothingburger

>>212773178
>>212773748
lol Joshua isn't a pedo like Sam

>>212770086
Reminds me of when Eric Andre invited Chet Hanks onto his show, most likely in an attempt to make him look stupid on TV, and when Chet started to out-crazy him, he threw a temper tantrum and cried online about it.

>>212773511
he has a family, can joke without political sperging, has his own shop, kids and hes not a art school dropout like sam.

>>212773849
I dont like seeing innocent people tarred and feathered by pitchforked mobs, that's all.

How the fuck did Sam fall off like this? He's like my #1 role model, when I got my first paycheck I spent half of it on donating to Sam

>>212770089
Oh you think you're getting to me...?
>*points to simp orbiter
>*points to mic
>*waits

>>212773631
>Literally every thing he says is some kind of racial humor.
confirmed never seen any Nick's content

>>212773866
Chet Hanks is actually handsome and Based unlike Sam Hyde. White Boy Summer

>>212773895
I’ve only heard this slob talk in podcasts. And all he talks about is black dick and houses.

>>212773868
This really isn't a case of that.

>>212773888
So simple but so effective.

>Sam sets up a bit
>Harlan gives the bit the spotlight as it completely falls apart
>continues to force the bit into the spotlight as it repeatedly fails

Turns out you can beat Sam at his own game by merely asking him to be a comedian

>>212770055
>women in their prime.
Can you talk more about this? What is a woman's "prime" age? 15? 16? Have you dated girls that age as a 30+ man? How did those relationships go? Really curious.

>sam hyde btfo
>fish tank niggers crawl out of their containment general to talk about stupid fishtank shit nobody cares about
Go back, you fucking weirdos. Your king has lost all credibility and will rely on you guys to keep the money flowing, be sure to donate boring zoomer tank regularly.

>>212773951
It took 5 minutes of research to circumvent that move

>>212773854
you mean Jousha "I always wanted to be a girl" Moon?

sam is so committed to the christian bit hes flipping over tables like his favorite rabbi jesus

>>212773910
That's the wrong comparison though? Chet was Harland in this case, nobody is arguing that the #1 wigger ain't based as fuck.

Honestly, seemed like Harland took it a bit too personally. Him liking all of those negative comments over what was obviously a joke is just awkward as fuck.

ring it up, boomers W
canadians W

>>212773097
sam seriously brought the entire crew, just to not utilize them in any way? Fuck he really is an egotistical dickhead. He made the entire show about him and fucking completely failed at making it funny.

>>212773999
Someone walked into his set and destroyed it. Of course he’s mad.

IYKYK Sam had a social anxiety attack and the only reaction he felt he could do was chimp out physically. I've been in this situation before as a teenager, especially when drunk. Its a defence mechanism for when youre looking like an idiot and cant think of anything to say.

>>212773999
wasted trips on a botpost

>>212773933
Yes it is. Amazon is not gonna publish a groomer manifesto, so you guys should really stop and think critically about this. This entire thing stemmed from a poor word choice that, out of context, seemed bad. In the same book, literally on the next page Simmons writes "If you are considering dating an underaged camper while you are over the age of 18, stop before you make the worst mistake of your life" and it's written in such shitty English that you know that part came from him. It was a whole scandal based on nothing

T I G H T A N D R I P E
Do you like those words Sam?

>>212773748
>male feminist

I have a theory about this. I think he's doing this mainly to keep Beauty Parlor happy, and I think he's cultivated BP mainly as political leverage against the troons. As in, "Look, I have real women on my side who also hate you."

He dogwhistles towards their feminism, but he doesn't go all the way in doing so. Rather, he tries to spin it as a new form of conservatism which is inclusive of women, contra to such easy targets as Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate. I think he knows that the rest of his forum might resent having to take direction from these harridans, so he's trying to play it both ways. But ultimately, the power dynamic is that everyone else has to accommodate BP. This is him trying to play politician.

>>212774018
thats literally a nigger behavior. sam never leaving wigger persona and wigger fanbase. sad, he used to be a funny nerdy new england guy.

>>212773999
if you aren't autistic you can tell that sam is quite mean spirited, and because his jokes bomb so often, all you're left with is the meanness without any point to it. Nick can destroy a set and you can tell that he isn't a dickhead and is trying to be funny.

>>212774014
>destroyed it
He didn't even flip the table. He gently put it on its side.

>>212774006
Motherfucker burped into the mic when Nick and Harland started talking about being irish catholic Canadians, because the attention went away from him for two seconds. What a fucking pathetic faggot

>>212773609
And there's you replying

>>212773663

it's been too long coming. Sam Hyde can't cope outside of his own circle so he has avoided having to interact with real comedians.

Sam took Harland's bait of ambiguity on if he's Jewish. Went in on it like a seeker drone and was made the fool because of it. Looking forward to the Redbar dissection of this fool

>>212774025
He posted a picture of a child and said for guys into long legs. Him being an ESL speaker doesn't change the context. Your just wrong on every level. Also don't forget that Simmons never tired to defend himself, that shit is even more sus.

>>212770504
I've always thought he was an unfunny faggot. This just fully cements it.

>>212774058
Your not funny either Nick.

>immediately sexually assaults harlan after this question
Uhhh care to explain yourselves Hyde sisters???

>>212770561
How did literally everyone get tired of zoomers this fast? Even the boomers and millennials didn't manage to piss off literally every generation at the same time.

>>212774075
Harland couldn't be jewish, hes not a mean misanthrope who likes humiliation rituals with vomiting and scat. oh I know who does. It is Tel Aviv Sam Hydenberg

Sam needs to apologize for flipping the table. That was way too far.

>>212773951
Funniest bit is Sam's impotent rage just simmering away before heavily falling for the "dance, monkey boy, dance" routine.
>"Don't do that Damien"
>5 minutes later
>"WE'RE MONKIES OOOH AHHH OOOHH OOOOOHHH"

>>212773182
Him punking Idubzz was funny, just like it's funny he got punked by Harland right now

>>212774038
he always was a fucked in the head retard with weird sexual fantasies
he just pretends to be a principled moralfag nowadays for clout and to not look like a complete hypocrite

>>212774110
Zoomers somehow ruin everything they get their hands on faster than any millennial ever did.

>Sam brings Jet Neptune along instead of Damiel
>Jet absolutely owns Harland with his wit and wordplay

It's that simple

>>212774110
zoomers dont have any real culture beyond being terminally online and aping millennials. so you get fluoride stare plus regurgitated millennial takes. no wonder everyone dunks on them and millennials.

harland was friends with norm...theres nothing sam could do to break him lol

>>212773821
>>212774080
It looks like a fucking shitty social media joke to me but him being retarded and ESL didn't realize all those extra quotes and hashtags makes it look weird

Seems like he was trying to farm engagement and not aware how it could look bad with some of those quotes

>>212774080
>Also don't forget that Simmons never tired to defend himself
Because he's fucking retarded, which was clearly evident due to his time on Fishtank. That doesn't mean anything and that's why we have defense attorneys because sometimes dumb people get accused of things they didn't do.

Him being ESL changes the entire context and if you're too stupid to see that you're too stupid to form any meaningful opinions. Sam has made vastly more egregious statements about underaged girls, in addition to anally sodomizing one.

Sorry but I've gotta pivot. Hope you goys understand.

>>212774166
norm would hate sam and he would make fun of sam just the same.
>can you explain to the folks at home what is marky posting?

amazing that sam cant riff and isnt very quick witted which is one of the best traits a comedian can have. maybe too many hydewars telling his echildren to find a passion in life idk he leans too hard on the physical humor

>>212774146
Back to your containment thread fishtank nigger!!! Nobody cares about your fat unibrow zoomer or his shitty show!!!!

We have to get the word out to Harland about Marky. We can't let this opportunity slip through our hands.

>>212774171
Take away the hashtags and it's still just as insanely weird. The fact is that pedophiles are hated because they ruin people's lives. A lot of people out there have been abused some people have never even spoken out. His behaviour is obviously going to piss people off. And don't forget that he never tried to defend himself or explain himself post tank.

>>212769835
he must've watched a different video. this isn't what happened

>>212774204
>Sam has made vastly more egregious statements about underaged girls, in addition to anally sodomizing one.
actually that doesn't matter because ummmm...

This would have been less humiliating if
>he was actually mad rather than pretending to be funny
>he wasnt bombing for 30 mins prior
>the crew was laughing at his jokes and not harlands
>he planned it and had the crew in on it rather than them be silent and sheepishly looking at the floor the whole time

>>212774270
It still looks like a jokepost to me but poorly worded because the guy was stupid and ESL

>HELLLLLO SHITFINGERS
kek

>>212773748
True

>>212769835
No bro you don't understand it was all staged! Based Sam is too smart and clever to be outplayed by someone who isn't a right wing larp chud! It's all a great act of comedy on Sam's part, he intentionally blows up his projects pretending like it's his infantile ego causing him to chimp out like a black! When he got himself cancelled off TV it was an act! When he begs chuds and incels for patreon bucks so he can buy cars and trucks like some kind of impulsive raghead retard it's a goof! Harland was goofing on Sam Sam was goofing on Harland via some 5dchess! You all are just a bunch of soiboy troons who don't understand Sam's elite based right wing humor!

>sam asks harland if he's making fun of him early on, or something like that. Harland interrupts his own joke to say "yes I was making fun of you." This was in serious tone, and he looked right at Sam's eyes. This was a fuck you directly
Harland definitely doesn't like Sam irl and wanted him to know that.
>tender and ripe
100% a reference to Marky and the other rumors. This was around where he said he is making fun of him. Harland clearly did research on Sam and didn't like that no one was bringing this up to him.
>gorilla nest
Yes a play on fish tank, also a way of calling Sam a dumb gorilla. Set up pretty well too. What could Sam do? Only options were to build the nest (cucked), try to ignore it or laugh it off (cucked), or go aggro and confirm the troll.
>reactions from the Boyz
Eric looks distraught, Nick looks like he may actually die. Charls looks validated. Charls is hilarious.
>"don't worry Harland, we'll make this right. We're good at this...ME & ERIC are good at this..."
Nick doing damage control and possibly already thinking about parting ways as he slowly realizes Charls, grinning from ear to ear, was right the entire time and that he has a wife and family.

Sam really thought he could be anti-Semtic and get away with it.

>>212774270
>And don't forget that he never tried to defend himself or explain himself post tank.
He actually did. When he got kicked he went to a hotel and got in a discord call with Frank Hassle and his goon squad and was utterly confused about what he was being accused of. You're so fucking stupid I hope you never vote for anything in your life. You should be locked away in a padded daycare for your own good.

>>212774291
he couldve won if he'd just allowed nick and charls to talk. but his fragile art school dropout ego couldnt allow that.

>>212774295
I feel like I could show you a video of him fucking a child and you'd still say he isn't a pedo.

>>212774308
>"I see something I like in that gorilla nest, I see a snake in that nest"
While committing assault on camera, Sam says this to Harland. This is where anyone thinking it was a planned bit should stop smoking crack. "I see a snake in that nest." This meant, I came on the podcast expecting allied banter, and now see you're here to flip the script and snake us out.
>I hate you. I love you. I love to hate you.
Harland says this to Sam, again with a serious tone and looking him in the eye. Harland does not like Sam or think he's a good person, definitely set this all up with malice.
>"and the dementors..."
Harland calls the Boyz "dementors." Sad that they are caught in the crossfire, but the implication is Sam is evil, like the Harry Potter shit that I can't remember, and his Boyz are his minions.
>the final second
You can hear Nick saying what appears to be "I'm gonna fuckin-" in an angry voice. Likely something like, I'm gonna fuckin lose it.
>is there a gorilla in here or what?
I love Charls so much.

>>212774327
>hypotheticals presented as evidence

Please stay the fuck away from any meaningful job or institution. I wouldn't trust you to operate a fucking Dairy Queen.

>>212770504
it's just indian shill squads

>>212774308
>>gorilla nest
>Yes a play on fish tank
Meds. Now.

>>212772956
Fishtank stox were a legit scam and all they needed to do was give us all a partial refund of tokens (which would have cost them NOTHING), but they did absolutely nothing to rectify the situation because they have only contempt for their fans.

>>212774204
Bro he could've found a similar pic of an adult women. Why is he posting a little girl? Whatever Sam has done doesn't change anything to do with Simmons. Simmons is just a weird guy and definitely a pedo. Look at the way he targeted Jon.

>>212774234
Norm would hate Sam because Norm hated insincere people.

>>212774146
>Jet tries to groom Harland.
> It works.

>>212774324
Exactly, they would have at least taken the heat from harland. I've taken so much advice from this guy and it turns out hes just an insecure little boy on steroids, I guess I'm a faggot too huh.

>>212770119
Talk is cheap and easy, especially when you're a rich kid with a trustfund and a captured paycel audience funding your white flight.

>>212774308
sam couldve just said gorillas make new nest every night to sleep and hes not tired yet. but he hates nature so thats a big W for actual animal lovers like Harland who used to be a forest ranger

>>212774327
I think you are stretching way too hard
Just take the L

Sam and the wiggers were retarded on this to the point they don't like it being brought in in interviews anymore, they even know now Sam and Jet jumped the gun because of bullshit in chat

>>212774347
>Please stay the fuck away from any meaningful job or institution. I wouldn't trust you to operate a fucking Dairy Queen.
Lool this came out of left field. My point is that your attached to your view point. I don't think actual evidence matters to you. I think there's something else motivating you to defend this guy so hard. Like it's been over 2 years bro...

>>212774404
>I've taken so much advice from this guy
>guess I'm a faggot
Lol

>has Sam dangling whilst using racist Chinese accent
>"ahhhhhh...... I will come to your show."
>turns around and winks at the dementors as if they're in on the lie
This Harland cunt is hilarious.

>>212774146
rollie in your face fucknigga

>>212774308
You know none of this matters and this over analyzing if perverse and pathetic.

You do realize this right that nothing is going to change for sam nick or Charles or mde

You aren't going to kill yourself when next week he's on another pod cast will you?

>>212770504
When he stopped being a funny 4chan guy and started grifting and leaning more on the twitter parasocial part of his fanbase, pretty much.
Besides, no one here ever "looked up" to Sam, we just thought he was funny.
Now he is safe edgy and a failed grifter. And he also lost his wit after taking roids and starting his weird masculinity grift when everyone knows he's an effeminate theater kid.

>>212774320
>I hope you never vote for anything in your life. You should be locked away in a padded daycare for your own good.
This is very lefty coded. I've seen the clip, him acting confused is just his refusal to defend himself, because he knows he done goofed.

>>212770119
What does he care more about, white people or his own ego? If he sperged out on some left wing guy like destiny that would be great, but he did it on a trump boomer because he was funnier than him.

>>212770504
The real truth? He got too popular after the iDubbbz thing and anything popular has to be bad to the average anon.

>fishtank cope squad in full force in the thread
lmaaaooo

>>212774409
Cool so he's using his privilege to say real shit another good point for him.

I wonder why none of the other wealthy celebs do this

>>212774376
Its probably one of his relatives anon, look at how chinese she is

>>212774404
a lot of "advice" sam spews isn't original and its easy to just give people obvious advice. Meanwhile sam follows so little of it himself

>>212770985
Sam needed a new son now that Jet is out of the studio and a disappointment

>>212774432
Dude you can samefag all you want. It's really obvious Simmons is a pedo and your probably are one yourself.

>>212773593
it's way worse than idubbz imo, ian was just a little clueless child youtuber.
Samuel got LITERALLY baited into chimping out with the gorilla nest. And that's without even factoring in the other bits

>>212774376
>Why is he posting a little girl?
Because he's retarded nigga. He didn't mentally associate the image with pedophilia probably because he isn't a pedo-obsessed brainrotted zoomer that thinks any association with children is sus.

>>212774435
>I don't think actual evidence matters to you
You haven't presented any. The two pieces of ""evidence"" are a book and social media post and both can be explained by him being an ESL retard. So in light of the lack of evidence you conjure up a hypothetical evidence and say I wouldnt accept it, but if there was evidence of him actually fucking a child, OBVIOUSLY I would. Do you not see how dumb you are?

>>212774468
Harlen is a kike lover
https://www.latimes.com/archives/blogs/babylon-beyond/story/2008-07-01/israel-the-good-humor-men-visit

>>212774447
No, nothing like that at all. Just observing something I saw on the internet

>>212774498
I didn’t realize until it was too late but the captcha of this post was M4RKY and I’m not fucking kidding

>>212774484
Lool you'll say anything. It's obvious to anyone without autism, what exactly Simmons is.

>>212770635
>so when he got on stage, he kinda commanded?
Wow that's really pathetic. How insecure is he?

>>212774291
Sam's a theatre kid LARPing as a comedian. Comedians bounce off each other, bombing and getting laughed at is common. You quickly learn how to keep your ego in check. There are so many stories about how Patrice used to clown and destroy any comedian who thought he was hot shit. Sam needs a similar dressing-down.

>>212774376
It seems like the pedophilia is part of the joke. He clearly didn't realize that we're in the midst of a stage-5 pedophilia moral panic chimpout and something that would normally have been seen as "off color" and funny is instead a crucifixion incident.

>>212769708 (OP)
Both sides of this have their irony shields up so high I can't tell what they're even "fighting" about or why

>>212774523
>2008
sam was liberal in 2008, furthermore bic alex and ben are all jewish so hes a kike lover as well

>>212774447
how much have you given Sam today?

>>212774562
Damn you're so above it all. Keyed...

Reminder that Sam unironically believes in Pizza Gate

>>212774562
This

Harlen sounds like a fucking retard aswrll objectively there was no interview or question that was not leading to a stupid punchline

>>212774327
welcome to the mde cult

>>212774519
>So in light of the lack of evidence you conjure up a hypothetical evidence and say I wouldnt accept it, but if there was evidence of him actually fucking a child, OBVIOUSLY I would.

It's called an exaggeration. You'd understand if you weren't autistic. He really isn't that stupid, he manipulated Jon in a way that a retard couldn't. ESL doesn't explain why he posted a pic of a little girl. Like this is just getting silly now.

>>212774554
Gavin Mcinnes has done that before, he said sam looked like he was the toilet cleaner at a frat house and sam laughed. Beta theatre kid + steroids are an insane combination.

so was it the focus gummies or focus capsules he took before the show?

>>212774572
Nice head cannon, he literally just told Alex Stein to avoid going to isreal if working with kikes in show business makes you one then no one isint but going to isreal to such Jewish cock is something you won't see Sam do

The Matan bit was more awkward and got more views.

>>212773828
brutal, absolutely brutal.
never seen Nick like this

>>212774582
Reminder that Sam literally sodomized a near-child and sold the last bits of his soul to Roger Stone for an as-of-yet unknown benefit. Roger Stone is on the Epstein list.

Sam Hyde's advice to take out large amounts of credit card debt and get a skill saved my life. Plus he's saving the west with based comedy, I'm gonna support him no matter what cause he's /ourguy/. What's the matter with all of you? Are you troons or something?

>>212774629
it was tranny penis withdrawals.

Why didn't this Sam guy take the interview seriously? He got mirrored to oblivion.

>comes into your house, destroys your shit without even trying to make it funny, just pure "fuck you, you insignificant boomer" energy
>it was just a prank bro I meant to do that and is therefore completely okay despite being painfully unfunny

>>212774576
My gumroad comes out at the end of the month.

Can wait for the next pgl

I mean personally I can't think of any stronger indication of being a pedophile than having a child. I mean, just imagine it. A child in your very own home? Sus as fuck.

>>212770887
I think he wanted to do his "how's it feel to talk tuah nigga" joke but gave up

>>212774615
>It's called an exaggeration.
But that's not how evidence works you fucking moron. If you were a prosecutor you'd lose every fucking case.

>evidence doesnt show thing
>BUT IMAGINE IF IT DID?!?!

>>212774630
which part is headcanon everything I said was true. If I wanted to spout headcanon I'd say sam was jewish, but there isnt any evidence of that even though he looks jewish.

>>212774652
Trvke,tsmt

>>212774655
He did it a month ago on matan a larger channel and you all said nothing

a second FUCKING NERD has hit the MDE

>>212774670
When was sam a liberal ill wait for the evidence,

Was it when he made god hates gay rap in 2008?

>harland in a mocking tone to sam 'YOU SO CLAAAAZY YOU SO CLAAAAAZY'
>mde's reaction

>>212774669
Yeah your not doing yourself any favours by continuing to misunderstand me. I didn't say a hypothetical video is evidence. I'm saying that your so ridiculous that such evidence wouldn't change your mind, it's a humorous exaggeration. Obviously you miss it because your retarded and you don't realise your retarded because retards lack self awareness. Just take the L, pedo fag.

>>212774693
You already posted this man.

>Yeah I'd love to talk rape!
>Have you ever been raped Sam? You look like you have.
>T-t-thank you... yeah...
Absolutely dog-walked. So much gold in this interview.
>Tight and ripe, you like those two words together Sam?

>>212774718
You're still in the 'sams my dad and if he does 1 bad thing I'll lose all respect for him' stage. Hes said a million times he was a beta male liberal in college and got redpilled.

>>212774615
>He really isn't that stupid, he manipulated Jon in a way that a retard couldn't.

That isnt exactly a high standard

>>212774752
Are you retarded he was in high school when he literally wrote a rap about god hating faggots its on YouTube

>>212774308
>Set up pretty well too.
love the build up. This is a few minutes after the "not taking the interview seriously" thing, and so he changes subjects and asks like 3 times if he's okay with the nature thing. Each time sam getting more and more impatient and can no longer back out

>>212774693
Because Matan was friendly with Sam if you understand what you were watching. Whereas Harland was openly hostile.
The reason Sam freaked out is bc Sam, correctly, recognized that this was not funny, mutual banter, but more like an ambush or set up. You can see him change his demeanor a lot when Harland says tender and ripe. Matan was more happy to have Sam there and asked him softball questions the whole time, and thought the Indian bit was funny.

>>212774752
So he's still a neckbeard loser.

>>212774556
If it was just that, fine but its like all this over weird shit as well. It's pretty obvious what sort of man Simmons is.

>>212774748
Yes its not any less true....

>>212774776
>trust me bros it's there I won't link it for you :)

>>212774741
>I'm saying that your so ridiculous that such evidence wouldn't change your mind
It would change my mind. Actual evidence would change my mind. So I dont understand the point you think you are making because you are actually saying nothing and grasping at straws. I would pay so much money to see you try to make an argument before a judge.

>>212769708 (OP)
>70% of this thread is just schizo posters talking about what if scenarios with Sam.
>dude if he wasn’t around all his friends and was placed in an environment where he was isolated and he was forced to make a project it would suck dick!
>guys Sam is just obsessed with power! That’s all this is! Sam is trying to have power in his small circle!
>maybe if we constantly cry about Sam Hyde his “terminally online” friends will read this and turn against him
>im offering a bounty of 6 gorillan to anyone who can help me prove he’s a pedo and get him jailed time
>someone please post the Infograph that you’re suppose to take seriously, but keep in mind other Infograph’s like these are for schizos, only the Sam Hyde ones are real :)

>>212774693
matan is younger and already has that sort of awkward prank energy about him, it was a more fair game to fuck with matan, but even still sam admitted he kind of fucked that bit up and it didn't go as he anticipated.
He apparently didn't learn his lesson.

>>212774776
you could call people faggot and nigger back then you clueless zoomer, and do blackface

>>212774838
Not liberals you fucking nigger loving shill

>>212774805
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MVseGPpErDY&pp=ygUSU2FtIGh5ZGUgamVzdXMgcmFv0gcJCc0JAYcqIYzv

Now that the dust has settled and the shills have clocked out for the day, I think we can all agree that Harland lost.

>>212774630
stein is jewish and sam and his merry gang are literally on a picture meeting roger stone, known jewliker collaborator. nice job being successfully played with retard baby level anti-semitism

>>212770504
>think someone is based and support them when they appear to be so
>find out they're a retarded grifter lolcow and laugh at them for being so

You do realize you are allowed to change your mind when new information becomes available right m'chud?

>>212774795
Nigger, how was there not funny mutual banter? Sam could not riff at one single line. Markyposting or not, Sam showed up as frigid and got his jimmies rustled. Anyone who does sketch comedy for a living shouldn't get rattled like that. Harland was fucking hilarious

>>212774893
>>212774630

>>212774890
Sam took his seat from him so yeah, he obviously lost

>>212769835
>now i might be a total obsessed faggot when it comes to sam but-
cool post null

>>212774795
harland literally was just matching sams energy the whole time, sam is disrespectful by default, and sam consistently escalated the disrespect as he always does because he's got such an inflated ego and can't ever be the one to be out done.

Was it a setup or was Sam just being paranoid?

>>212774921
Yes, that's exactly what I was saying. You ok?

>>212774820
LooooooooL your such a fucking retard. I don't even know if I can explain this to you but I'll try...

You have such a hard on for defending Simmons that it's funny to say that an actual video of him raping a kid wouldn't change your mind. Because you are being that ridiculous and that commited to defending this guy.

>matan is jewish
>roger stone is jewish
>don jolly is jewish
>bic flame is jewish
>alex stein is jewish
NOOOOOO YOU DONT GET IT SAM HYDE IS THE LAST HOPE FOR THE WHITE REACE
HE WILL USHER THE FOURTH REICH
lmao no goy. mossad literally pays him

did that bicflame guy really write extreme dip ?

>>212774926
Cool still didn't go suck the whaling wall

>>212773637
>>212773723
>think's he is smart for knowing wrestling isn't real -- something anyone over age 6 knows
>really proud of knowing the term "kayfabe" and thinks it makes him an intellectual. Uses it any chance he can get.
Rope

>>212774776
Go watch the king of the liberals Kramer go on a nigget spree on stage because he thought it would be funny, similar to sam smashing up the studio

>>212773410
Looks like he's been at the gym but not lost any fat yet

>>212770861
>So when is this thread going to get serious?

>>212774764
Simmons sees someone vulnerable and he can't help himself. He has to take advantage, classic pedo behaviour.

>>212774893
He literally was just on bradly Martin saying precisely and convinced the host whites need to be more tribal and take our countries back.

Name another comedian doing this.

I guess none of them are not working for kikes huh

>>212774795
He came loaded with those 20 indians just incase he needed a diversion if matan started markeyposting irl. Matan went easy on him, but harlands random ripe and tight remark spooked sam. Sperging out only made him look worse and puts more light on his flaws

>>212774941
I don't think that's true. The gorilla nest, the cunnilingus fruit thing being ripped from WP2, these are all pre-planned bits. Tender and ripe is a huge shot across the bow and seemed pre planned as well. There was also a fuckin heat lamp under Samuel's bumhole the whole show.

I'm pretty neutral, just calling it as I see it. Harland doesn't like Sam and set out to make him look like a bad, silly man on camera and seems to have succeeded beyond what he dreamed possible

>nick is in on the bit guyse, he always acts like this

>>212774983
Wtf are you retarded, that precisely ruined him as a liberal proving my point lmfao faggot

>>212774945
sounds like hes used to people blowing a smoke up his ass and he didnt do any research about harland.

>>212775035
Bro looks so done here.

Fool's sip right after Sam was told he looked like he'd been raped @ 21:59

>>212774718
He was a libertarian.

Here he being anti-cop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxXotYdeeqs

Here he is saying it's bad that Japan isn't diverse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tALVMC-2Glw

>>212774974
lol you smarmy fuck, "that's different!", your online daddy literally sold out to your "worst enemy" for money but you need to see a picture of him kissing a wall in a desert to maybe change your mind

>>212774974
Goalposts are real mobile these days

>>212775082
So now he's a libertarian got it nice goal posts faggot

>>212775080
>HES A NERD
>HES SUCH A FUCKING NERD MAN

>>212775090
Sold what?

Wtf is this faggot narrative what did sam hyde sell me besides videos I found funny

What he did do i never asked him to do was actually tell whites to wake up to what shit skins are doing to them, weird way to get me for the kikes

>>212774969
Don Jolly is an indigo child starseed who transcends race and ethnicity.

"gorilla nest" is a nice phrase to add into the lexicon

>>212775027
I think most likely the plan was to give Sam a little hazing but Harland didn't expect Sam to be so fucking unfunny and up his own ass about political shit

>>212774276
kek samtrannies just cant face their daddy got owned

>>212775092
He went to isreal that's enough for me kike lover

>>212775135
>gorilla nest
>raped
>ripe and tight
>when are we going to get serious

>>212775080
Lol. This clinches it. Sam, pack it up youre cooked.

>>212775016
i don't follow any comedians because i'm not gay, let alone what political opinions they share


"our countries" lol, i really didn't think /pol/tards were this obviously retarded. enjoy the $30 spent on EP and being "tribal" bro

>>212774977
>mad because he got worked

>>212775151
Man totally his careers over right lmfao he won't be on another pod cast next week right man .....right

words that make sam lose his shit:
>markyposting
>gorilla nest
>nina
>daddy issues
>priests molesting kids
>when is your videogame coming out
>how about them mondo bits
>don jolly was right

>>212774482
Because their money doesn't come from trolling white chud incels with shitty advice while pretending to give a fuck about them

>>212775098
I'm not interested in the argument I just want to flex my oldhead MDE knowledge.

>>212775129
Charls is so checked out of reality that he just walks around in a constant fugue where nothing is real. The guy needs serious help

>>212775148
Maybe. But I get the vibe when I rewatch it that Harland is ideologically opposed to what Sam says and stands for, for real. There's too many bits that go beyond a little teasing. Tender and ripe can be translated as "I know what you did."

>>212775197
he knew it was a matter of time, why argue with 1000s of mde fans when you can just let the gorilla dig his own nest

T I G H T
AND
R
I
P
E

>>212775184
Our countries...yes white founded nations being demographically changed to shit skins and our living standards directly lowering in line with it....

The funny guy got my 5 dollars for videos and I likes them enough to pay 20 one time for more.

Kikes win huh

>>212775220
In fact, check out this deep cut where Sam argues against racism. Few have seen this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFJp98Ucwtw

>>212775080
What the fuck is a fool's sip?

>>212775225
Nah he just needs another beer.
>>212775208
Qrd on the Don Jolly thing?

>>212775253
>He doesn't know

>>212775232
>just let the gorilla dig his own nest

>>212775208
>you look like you were raped
>are you jewish?

>>212775263
don jolly got tired of sam's hot political takes from 4chan /pol/ and called him a faggot. he saw right through him.

>>212775253
When someone does some foolish shit on a podcast the fools sip follows not long after.

>>212775176
Ah. Is it ripe and tight or tender and ripe. I haven't watched this in a few hours
If it's tight and ripe that's even more pointed

>>212775212
I'm not seeing a argument here except you not liking his fans.

Your nigger leftist brain has equated grifting with any transaction from a community

Harland shills are starting to lose it.

>>212775226
To me it seems like Harland was going off of Sam's reactions and whenever he found something that made Sam wince he would press in

>>212770119
cheap pandering to 4chan /pol/tards isnt based, is just grifting

>>212775148
honestly that's probably what happened. Harland just knew what sam was about and wasn't going to be caught off guard on his own show.
It's like when eric andre got punked by knoxville. If you can't handle the heat then stay out of the kitchen.
Harland has been in the game far longer than sam and like anything else, you get tested every once in while to see if you can hack it, and sam failed
>>212775226
I think that's looking too far into it. Tender and ripe is just the sort of thing you say in a game of gay chicken

>>212774629
ANXIETY PEN

>>212775232
Are you going to kill yourself when Charles is on the next pgl

>>212775245

https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzaAabn6

>>212775287
I'm sorry you hitched your hopes and dreams for Evropa to a grifter podcaster that got goofed by the words gorilla nest

>>212774589
>Harlen sounds like a fucking retard aswrll objectively there was no interview or question that was not leading to a stupid punchline
I'm sorry the comedy podcast wasn't a 60 Minutes interview with Barbara Walters

fucking faggot

>>212774447
>stop saying negative things about my e-daddy!

Faggot simp

>>212775288
yes the infamous harland shills that have been infesting tv for years, imagine having your ego spiritually linked to 40 year old manchild

>>212775305
How would that phrasing have any relevance or make Sam upset if Harland didn't already know the story?
What would be the point in saying it, and following it with "you like those words together?"

>>212775245
look up the term "sold out" and look into mondo NFTs, fishtank stox, supplements etc. sammy the edaddy is literally using jew tactics on you and your fellow "white" men, all while collabing with jews.

kikes literally win by having you duped thinking you're actually in the counterculture but you're too retarded and brainwashed by sensationalist news to see through it

>>212775298
And there it js

Lmfao so transparent you faggots are.
See>>212775287

>>212775263
Don Jolly accumulated enough vril and left this doomed planet in a crystal starship to hang out with the alpha centaurians

>>212775305
nobody knew who harland was before this video, grandpa

>>212775313
This projection is so funny, you laugh at sam and these niggers talk about killing themselves, you shouldnt do that btw you might go to hell

MDE were the most exciting name in comedy 10 years ago

What the fuck happened

>>212775335
Because Harland probably read the negative reaction to the setup on Sam's face

>>212775319
Why the head cannon lmfao more than users of 4chan or hyde fags believe this sentiment you are just a liberal faggot who want to dismiss it.

The funny guy said a truth is all I claimed

>>212775330
>t. Harland shill
Mad your edaddy's table got flipped?

>>212775287
they're indians arguing in bad faith
there's no point

>>212775349
NTA I know who he is because I actually watched Norm unlike Sam

>>212769862
why does he surround himself with the weird zoomers from the ogres project?

>>212770861
kek samtrannies do be like that

Don Jolly you were too pure for this earth. RIP you crazy angel.

1/2

>>212775370
the great vibe shift of 2016 mindraped everyone. i feel like literally almost everyone i talk to nowadays, including family, is crazy in some way or another. im probably crazy too.

>>212775336
This niggger literally has t shirts he sells for 40 bucks that go on ebay for 300 he's never lying to you about what a product does that's grifting and selling out if a product like a nft fails that's literally the nature of investments its like getting mad Jordan put his name on shitty shoes and overcharged for them

>>212775349
harland isn't super relevant these days but that doesn't invalidate what he's done or his experience in the industry. He's seen enough acts to know exactly what sams deal was and how to handle it

2/2

>>212775349
Idk why that keeps being floated around out there. A lot of people know Harland Williams, and more important for being a good boy stand up comedian can go on all the good boy shows, like they've clearly been trying to do, Harland knows a lot of the comedians and has a lot of respect among them.

Harland bros... we've got to pivot. They're starting to sniff us out.

>>212773536
Being some middle aged fedora faggot and not growing out of your spite is extremely pathetic. Move on

>>212775349
>nobody knew who harland was before this video, grandpa
Harland is well-known, tho. He worked with people Sam wants to work with, but can't. He has also been on Rogan, unlike Sam.

>>212775469
Harland even pressed Rogan on his own show lmao

>>212775447
quit playin around man harland doesn't have that many fans
he's a quintessential, "oh yeah, that guy"

>>212775446
He has 170k subs matan where he did the stam bit has over a million.

Gillis is a bigger comedian than Harlan ever was and thinks Sam is a god

>>212775370
Sam wouldn't stop fucking minors thats what happened.

>>212775446
>A lot of people know Harland Williams
I have literally never heard this name before. I only know him as that cop from Dumb and Dumber.

>>212775501
wow you must not be a lot of people

>>212775501
>I have literally never heard this name before.
hes not well known in India.

>>212775518
His subscribers must not either since he can't break 200k

>>212775370
Sam's audience changed. The new one is a lot more profitable.

>>212770504
he stopped trying to be funny and started to trying to be funny for his zoomer entourage instead

>>212775349
Anyone who watched Half-Baked in the late 90s knows him and that is a lot of people

>>212775446
I saw him on Matan and that was it

>>212775548
Guess alot of them don't watch YouTube

>>212775370
edgy miillennial humour either became normal or "uncool"

some millennials can't fathom that

Is there any concrete evidence that Don Jolly is dead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BniKIUW1t2k

Harland sisters. We don't have to hide in the shadows. We won. This is our victory march.

>>212775612
He's working in the legal field in Texas. It's a form of death, spiritually speaking.

>>212775601
That's only true when it does not furnish a literal career outside the mainstream and that's not even talking about how gillis is the number one comedian right now while doing said millennial humor

>>212775415
“some people are born to be slaves” the post

>>212775349
Harland was the state trooper that drank piss in Dumb and Dumber, anon.

>>212775612
Dat boy ain't dead. Afaik. He had a site where he'd blog that was up last year. Its since been taken down but he wrote on that same site that he likes to delete his digital footprint and disappear every so often. Wayback might bring it up. Think it was donjolly.net or donjolly.com
>>212775501
>>212775489
Missing the point; Harland is important to other comics. Sam and especially Nick have been trying to normalize themselves and get into that scene. This is not going to help them to do that.
Also, Harland was in half baked, employee of the month, rocket man, dumb and dumber. Anyone who remembers these films or has more than a passing interest in stand up knows who Harland Williams is.

>>212775548
Anyone who watched what?

>>212775721
He wrote a fabulous article in 2600 about something awful.

>>212775725
you know, being a zoomer who doesn't know anything isn't something to be proud of
you can just say nothing you know, it's not about you.

>>212775772
Lol

>>212775721
Sam and nick said they are done doing stand up you fuck tard they are literally set with their own community who they grew themselves and literally funded their new season alone. Gillis has more pull and popularity than harlen and as he said himself thinks Sam is a god

>>212775651
>>212775721

Well, I wish him well, seemed like he had some demons he had to get out of himself. It would be interesting to see him in a suit at a law firm lol

>>212775680
>>212775721
Yep and the fat guy from the office has more subs

>>212775806
>it's not a cult! it's a COMMUNITY

>>212775806
>Gillis has more pull and popularity than harlen
Why hasn't he invited Nick, Chaz, or Sam onto any of his shows? He has a lot of pull right? He can get them access?

>>212775288
Harlandsisters, I think this guy's onto us...

>>212775721
>Also, Harland was in half baked, employee of the month, rocket man, dumb and dumber.
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be sarcasm, or maybe a false flag to make Harland seem less relevant, but nobody knows what any of those are except for maybe Dumb and Dumber.

>>212775806
Yeah, that's why they keep going on podcasts connected to the stand up scene and having stand up comedians on PGL and ingratiating themselves with that scene and the comics who now represent it, and trying to go on Joe Rogan.
Makes total sense dude. This actually went really well for them now that I think about it
>>212775807
His writing on that site was pretty good. He seems like a thoughtful, kind, totally brainfucked loser. But I say that with love and familiarity. If he's got a decent job, good for him.

>>212775882
Whatever you say zoomzoom

Extreme peace sucked

If you know Tom Green or Norm Macdonald then you'd have to know Harland Williams. I'm not even sure the fishtank zoomers are familiar with Tom Green, which just sends me into despair at what this website's become.

>>212775806

> Sam and nick said they are done doing stand up you fuck tard

Welp, I’m glad that I got a chance to go to a show and get a picture with the Rhode Island boys before they stopped. They looked pretty frazzled, Nick looked pretty damn wasted, and they had another show after us, but they stuck it out for their fans, shame they couldn’t sign autographs.

I don’t need to go again or anything, but it was good to go once. Sam definitely has a natural charisma, you can feel it

>>212775879
"Hes a wild boy"
Papa Joe says no way

>>212775911
1995 was 30 years ago.

>Sam asking Nick to trim his shirt

Harland's ambush attempted really backfired.

>>212775969
Correct. That's not a long time ago, zoombini

>>212775890
>He seems like a thoughtful, kind, totally brainfucked loser

I used to think this who MDE was for.

>>212775949
Why on earth would you want to meet these people in real life?

>>212775890
They are promoting a show now....this is why you have seen him on more podcasts in the last 4 months than the past years combined..are you retarded

Harlandsisters... they're starting to see through our facade.

>>212775879
He has had sam on his show they even went on his

Holy shit you shills are lost indians

>model your life and worldview after someone
>turns out that person sucks

NO REFUNDS

>>212774308
>>212774331
Are you going to use a log of your own shit to show us how 9/11 was caused by something a cashier said to you in 1998?
Holy shit imagine being this obsessed about ANYTHING

>>212776052
check the harlandcord
change of strategy, retreat for now

>>212776082
some people just suck independently from their worldview or opinions

>>212776118
How did you know?

>>212776033

Because I don’t meet any kind of celebrities often, and they shaped my worldview a good bit.

>>212775548
Nobodyhas watched half-baked in over a decade

>>212776120
harsissies report in

>>212773849
>>212773868
Stupid chink pedo defense force
>>212774025
Wow you are actually fucking retarded if you think putting a disclaimer is anything but an admission of guilt
>Here's a book about safe cracking, but if you are considering robbing a bank vault, stop before you make the worst mistake of your life
>Here's a book about cooking meth and how great meth is, but if you are considering trying meth, stop before you make the worst mistake of your life
You are an actual pedo apologist, i.e. a pedo, as well as a retard (which checks out because most pedos are also speds of some form, how fucked up and low IQ do you need to be to like little kids LMAO)

>>212776199
>they shaped my worldview a good bit.
Wow really? How many 16 year olds have you pulled thus far?

>>212774582
Kiwifag go home

redpill me on gorilla nests

>>212776245
I literally own books about physical intrusion like safe cracking and it makes jokes in the forward about robbing a back

>>212776298
spotted the redditor

Looks comfy.

>>212774234
lmao

MARKY, DON JOLLY, FUCKIN NERDS, EDIE, ANDY RUSE, GORILLA NEST, FREE SPEECH, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN RAPED.