itt: early wanks - /tv/ (#212769871) [Archived: 635 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:04:46 PM No.212769871
Amy Smart - Road Trip - Panties UHD_thumb.jpg
Amy Smart - Road Trip - Panties UHD_thumb.jpg
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post movie scenes that destroyed your VHS tape.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:06:57 PM No.212769917
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>>212769871 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:07:13 PM No.212769924
>>>/gif/29133930 before you ask
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:08:28 PM No.212769947
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:10:00 PM No.212769974
>>212769947
kinda bummed with the 4k it's now obvious she has a pussy patch on
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:10:42 PM No.212769986
cherry falls
cherry falls
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>>212769871 (OP)
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:12:34 PM No.212770020
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Post-VHS, but my sister never did find that Mean Girls DVD.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:17:19 PM No.212770115
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>>212769871 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:17:59 PM No.212770130
>>212769871 (OP)
anyone else dislike her greatly? whenever i see her name in the cast list i groan. it's like she's treated as this 10/10 world class hotty when she's pretty mid.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:18:54 PM No.212770151
>>212770130
i think her basicness is a turn-on. her smile is great too.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:27:07 PM No.212770292
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Old school lube fight scene
Jane in Disney's Tarzan
Bush in 90s Invasion of the body snatchers
Later on Snyders dotd sex scene with the blonde girl and the modern family guy cause it showed a closeup of her titties
Not so early any more but you could pause on almost any shot of Imogen Poots in 28 weeks later and have something jackoffable
Biel in that shitass gay fireman sandler movie
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:30:45 PM No.212770363
Jamie Lee Curtis - True Lies - Bad Dancing UHD_thumb.jpg
Jamie Lee Curtis - True Lies - Bad Dancing UHD_thumb.jpg
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:30:54 PM No.212770365
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I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot 'cause I'm in Hell
I'm not sick but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live this well
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:32:47 PM No.212770384
>>212770363
I don't believe you
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:35:32 PM No.212770426
>>212770292
Imogen Poots is crazy pretty
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:36:15 PM No.212770436
>>212770384
vhs, anon, things were low res.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:36:37 PM No.212770443
>>212770115
based
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:37:35 PM No.212770457
IMAGINE
IMAGINE
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>>212770363
I.... I can't imagine
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:39:17 PM No.212770481
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:41:44 PM No.212770516
i don't remember. i'm not really sure how anyone is able to.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:39:21 PM No.212771542
During the mid-late 90's I was a teen and lived with my dad. He had a large collection of VHS tapes, well over 100, that he had recorded all his favourite films from the TV on.

Now we had Sky (I live in UK) around that time, and as everyone who had it then knows, you could receive german channels like RTL and ZTV or something, usually around channels 22-28. Every friday night they would show softcore porn films and had raunchy tv shows with girls getting tits out etc.

I would record bits of this porn over his VHS tapes, usually just a few minutes here and there, and wank to them later. This went on for a few years until I moved out around 18. I got a phone call from him after that. He was raging. He got a new girlfriend and was watching some of his VHS films with her when some of the porn I had recorded came on. He had to go through his whole collection and throw out all the ones I had ruined.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:42:21 PM No.212771586
>>212770130
She's hot and could play crazy and fun.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:43:33 PM No.212771611
>>212769974
what really?! Maaaaaaaan..
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:47:31 PM No.212771696
>>212770516
I remember nutting but I dont remember what too..I cant imagine virgin sex with the first boner the girl would get so pregnant.That first nut is alot of semen
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:49:39 PM No.212771743
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katie holmes in the gift
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:59:39 PM No.212771963
>>212770115
mid
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:00:00 PM No.212771969
>>212770115
butterface
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:49:47 PM No.212772905
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>>212769871 (OP)
She was the only good part of Road Trip
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:50:38 PM No.212772926
>>212772905
fuck you buddy boy
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:16:43 PM No.212773399
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:21:13 PM No.212773503
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>>212770292
>Imogen Poots in 28 weeks later
First time I saw that movie it was on TV and I missed twenty or so minutes off the top, pretty much the whole farmhouse scene, I didn't really know what was going on or who these kids were because there aren't any zombies for another hour or more but I literally and unironically fell in love with Poots, like it was harder than normal to breathe whenever she was on screen
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:22:14 PM No.212773533
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>>212772905
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:22:21 PM No.212773535
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:24:56 PM No.212773585
lorraine
lorraine
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i regret nothing
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:26:31 PM No.212773613
betsy-russell-15
betsy-russell-15
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:28:34 PM No.212773650
VHS tape?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:31:12 PM No.212773694
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I jumped for enjoy when my sister bought this. I watched it more than she did. The hip rotation parts always did it.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:36:57 PM No.212773801
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:40:15 PM No.212773873
>>212770115
where did you get this version?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:41:46 PM No.212773908
>>212773399
I was super into her in this movie. Talked about it all the time like a sperg. Some guys liked one girl or another, but the mom in Vacation was mine. Until one day my dad, drunk as fuck, screams at me that it's sick and I'm a little fucking pervert. And lots of other things. When he calms down enough to make sense, I find out that he's mad because she looks like my mom with a bigger nose and he thinks I'm playing some kind of game.
And it ruined it for me. For about a decade.
But now? It makes it kinda hotter. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:46:05 PM No.212773985
>>212770115
Imagine being Leo in this scene and having to pretend she's hot.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:05 PM No.212774048
>>212769871 (OP)
>>212772905
> bunny phenotype
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:01:18 PM No.212774293
>>212773908
>>212773399
This and the bit in European Vacation where the German girl gets her tits out for no reason were eye openers when I was younger.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:03:23 PM No.212774339
>>212770115
i have never watched titanic
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:04:02 PM No.212774353
>>212769871 (OP)
I hate shaved cunts and armpits but she's very hot in this.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:05:49 PM No.212774400
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:09:40 PM No.212774485
>>212773908
classic
have you tried using AI to make a joi vid with her from that scene overlaid with your mum's voice?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:12:55 PM No.212774568
>>212771542
why didn't you buy a tape and use the same one, keep it taped under your bed.
or even just pilfer one of his and use the whole thing
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:14:23 PM No.212774598
>>212769974
Prove it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:15:24 PM No.212774625
>>212774485
Dude... Why would you do that to me? I didn't even know that was possible.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:16:11 PM No.212774645
>>212770365
Sexiest woman in the history of cinema.

This is not debatable.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:20:18 PM No.212776403
etr
etr
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I regret nothing
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:44:38 PM No.212777056
>>212769917
lol, love the creeper-cam