Thread 212770714

HAPPENING
HUNTER SCHAFER ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!

You mean still?

>>212770747
>still?
BACK UP IN YOUR ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION
IS THE GROUP HARDER THAN AN ERECTION
THAT SHOWS NO AFFECTION
THEY WANNA BAN US ON CAPITOL HILL
CAUSE IT'S DIE MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE MOTHERFUCKERS STILL FOOL

>>212770788
What did it better? Office Space, or that Family Guy episode?

to be honest I'm glad because I like her and I didn't want to see her being hated by tendies in Japan since I'm Japanese

>san and san
shouldn't it be -chan for girls?

>>212770788
NIGGAS BE ALL UP IN MY MUG
BUT IT'S A DIFFERENT STORY WHEN THE MUTHAFUCKAS COUGHIN UP BLOOD

>>212770714 (OP)
This is so fucking racist wtf
I thought we were better people now

OH MY FUCKING GOD (who doesn't exist by the way, Christo-fascist incelic scum). TRANSPHOBIC GARBAGE AND GENOCIDE AGAIN?!?!?!!??!?

I just CAN'T take it anymore! That does it! That's it, no more Mr. Nice Guy. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

MAYONNAISE CHUD, your toxic rhetoric will NOT divide us.

Mayonnaise CHUD, we do not forget. We do not forgive. You have been warned.

We are the Chudbusters. Mayonnaise Chud of Chuddonnaise, consider yourself WARNED. This is ChudWATCH.

Chudbuster OUT.

>>212770714 (OP)
>>212770874
Living on a prayer

>>212770714 (OP)
Looks good to me. I’ll have to check out some of their filmography. So happy they didn’t go with that Percy Jackson kid.

>>212770916
chan is basically an informal honorific for little girls and close friends

>>212770714 (OP)
Hunter unironically mogs her and I said this as a straight man

>>212770714 (OP)
Yikes! This is creepy AS FUCK Miyamoto my dude.

>>212770916
-chan is only for little girls or women you know very well. You’d never use it professionally.

>>212770714 (OP)
They adapt the ocarina of time???

the cord spammed for years for nothing

>>212770714 (OP)
benjamin evan ainsworth is icsh

>>212771023
OH MY FUCKING GOD JUST DIE YOU NAZI!! Hunter Schafer IS Zelda but fucking injustice won because you Nazi scum have taken over the planet!! I'm going fucking crazy here!! FUCK YOU

>>212771013
Zelda is older than Link.

>>212771051
>too much 2/10 heres a pitty(You)

>>212771013
Im surprised they went with such a large age gap between actors. Although I’m sure in the movie itself they will be portrayed as the same age.

>>212770874
>I thought that Hunter was official casting
why are they so retarded

where Chris pratt

>>212771094
Trannies aren't high IQ.

hunter's prettier

What kinda name is Bo Bragason anyway? Add an extra S to the surname and it would fit a 65 year old swedish boomer

>>212771127
forget IQ, they're literally delusional. they believe men can become women, they'll believe anything.

>>212770874
>How could it possibly flop?

>>212770714 (OP)
AIEEEEEE TROONSISTERS NOT LIKE THIS AAAACKKKKKK

>>212770874
Are there actually going to be meltdowns on r/trans etc over this? These people are hysterical, so I can imagine screaming over how Hunter cast would have been POWERFUL validation and would have prevented more suicides (kek)

>>212770941
AWW FUCK, CHUCKS ON A KILLING SPREE AGAIN
WITH GUILLOTINES FOR MEN
I WALK AROUND TOWN WITH A FROWN ON MY FACE
FUCK THE WHOLE WORLD, FIXIN' TO CATCH A SNEED CASE

>>212770874
>HOW CAN SHE FLOP?

Huntertroons? U good?

>>212771013
Don't worry, it's a modern movie so there won't be straight romance in it

>>212770714 (OP)
The role of Zelda and Link should have been snood and me(24). This is an outrage!

pity casting as tingle?

>>212770714 (OP)
Zelda should be a cgi cartoon like Mario bros

>>212771013
He is only 16 you sick fuck!

>>212771232
kek

>>212770874
Hilarious that terminally online redditors actually thought the tranny had any chance of being Zelda.
Even more hilarious that they keep pretending they wanted it because they believed Schafer was "perfect casting" and not just because of their noxious politics.

That boy looks Irish

Why is Link black-haired?

>>212770714 (OP)
arigato, miyamoto-sama

NOT. MY. LINK.

>>212771103
Patience anon, rumour is he's playing a boromir like character.

>>212771302
It doesn't matter, hair can be colored or he can wear a wig. Its mostly going to be under his hat/cap anyway. They obviously picked him mostly for his facial structure

is he a manlet? link is a manlet

Jack Black as Ganon or as Tingle?

>>212771013
Just like in The Phantom Menace with Padme at 14 and Anakin at 9.

>>212771361
He has more wrinkles than me and I am 28 kek

>>212770714 (OP)
Link should be aryan
who the fuck is gonna direct this movie I hope it's gonna be more old fantasy than CGI superhero shit with a fantasy skin. director is so important

>>212770714 (OP)
It's a pretty view

it is funny that they're defending hunter on the basis that they look more elf-like than a woman

>>212770714 (OP)
good, now Hunter is free for the James Bond gig

>>212771411
It's the guy who did Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

>>212771380
True, I guess A10s and facial structure >>212771361 are the most important.

Basedtendo are gonna make a lot of niggers and kikes and troons and fags seethe with this.

>elf
HElyian

>>212771013
LFG

didn't get to see him make out with Victoria Pedretti in Bly Manor because Mike Flanagan is a bitch, but this should be good.

>>212771446
It's over slop confirmed

>>212771361
kind of a weird face but maybe he'll look cute with long hair, unless they fuck it up and give us short hair Link

>>212771496
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY

>>212771284
Lol he's practicing saying that to himself over and over like a mantra to stay calm because he knows the memes are coming

Does anyone have that gif of Hunter Schafer trying to act cute, it has him faceplanting into a bed.

>>212771503
My Link has pink hair

Cast him.

>>212771551
>huge nose
Unironically Hunter

>>212771302
at least he has hair, baldy

>>212771536
Mr Dobson, you're alive!

>>212770714 (OP)
Thank god now those stupid fucking bait threads can finally die slowly

>>212771516
Don't you mean HER, chud?

How will it compare to Legend?

Link should also be some Bjorn Anderson-esque nord, he's like an elf

>>212771551
ourguy Idris Elba

>>212771551
Black guy with a deep voice

>>212771592
Perfect casting.

Is Legend of Zelda really that popular? I feel like Mario is so much more universal. Everyone has played a Mario game. Even my grandparents know what Mario is. That movie was also bolstered by the massive base that is families and kids. I feel like Sonic had the same appeal to families and kids even if it's not on the same fame level as Mario.

But Zelda? Just seems more niche to me. I know it's big in the videogame world but that doesn't translate to big screen numbers, and I don't really see kids getting exited about it like with Mario and Sonic.

>>212770714 (OP)
they were never going to hire a man to play Zelda

>>212770714 (OP)
I'm going to miss those threads where some anon pretended that hunter would be a good casting (or a feasible one) to annoy the rest of us
if that anon is in the thread now, do you mind me asking, what your plans are going forward?
you gonna intern with gadonfag for a bit?

>>212771628
Okay but which one?
They gotta cast some big star after casting these two randos for Link and Zelda.

>>212771551
I'd be ok if he gets the token diversity casting

>>212771551
Pedro Pascal or Idris Elba

>>212771551
Michael Cudlitz

>>212771708
Judge would actually be a great Ganon

>>212771668
they hired a nigger for detective pikachu ffs
That movie would have been kino if not for that

>>212771708
He's more of a Goron

>>212771673
His plans are obviously box office doomposting and pretending that if only they cast the tranny it would have made a billy, easy.

>>212771708
You joke but Kratos is a great pick

>>212771551
IYKYK

>>212770874
Lmao people actually believe Hunter is casting for this?

>She's 21, he's 16
Benjamin, be strong.

>>212771673
He'll move onto "tranny as Samus" posting

Brie Larson was right there, Nintendo

>>212771817
He was just 16, if you know what i mean

>>212771540
She masturbates a horse, kiss a girl and has a sex scene in the series The Jetty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxmvH6RAW-k

she's a qtpie in motion

>>212770874
>great way to make a movie flop
>how so?
why are the so purposefully disingenuous. Sir you know EXACTLY why

>>212772011
thats the part of this gay earth i can't stand. people pretend to be stupid. on purpose. for points.

>>212770714 (OP)
>both white
and i'm sure they'll claim this is a TOTAL coincidence.

>>212772011
And then a few seconds later they'll make a post about how oppresive and transphobic the world is. There's no consistency in their bullshit, it's like goldfish.

>a talking link
I guess man...

>>212771551
I'd stuntcast a wrestler

>>212772169
I'd stunt on these hoes, personally

>>212772131
Do we know that though? Have they said he's going to talk?

>troons already #10 on the main trending tab
there's gonna be so much salt to mine, goron bros

/ourguy/ as Tingle??

>>212770874
These people are fucking delusional.

I mean they’re British, so it fits Zelda’s fantasy world. Americans don’t look good in fantasy settings unless they look distinct from the average American, like Viggo.

>>212771013
Nice.

>>212772011
>>212772127
The aim of the game is to lead the other poster into saying something heckin transphobic so that they can be banned and the redditor can rage about how righteous and moral they are in comparison to such a bigot.

>>212770874
>She is too old

Yeah, that was the problem with casting her

>>212772282
>>She
>her

>>212772297
Yes

>>212771579
It can’t be as bad as legend

Hunter is going to fire xer PR agent.
Also I don't like that Link casting, the guy looks kind chubby, Link is also an elf, he should have a slender face too.

>>212772448
They aren’t elves and he looks like Zelda 1 Link or LTTP art Link

>>212772448
should've cast a scandi as link

>>212771013
Feels like this is more setup that this could pull a Ocarina of Time and there is an older Link that hasn't been revealed yet.

>>212770714 (OP)
He has such a punchable face lmao

>>212770874
>I don't have my finger on the pulse of modern culture
No shit, if someone still hasn't realized after the election that even normies are fucking tired of troons then they're beyond all hope.

>>212772448
>he should have a slender face

Yes, an actor's look has never been altered digitally.

>>212772517
it would be very stupid to do a time travel story where a 16/17 year old becomes, what, 20? Pointless.

>>212772448
They aren’t elves like Tolkien elves doofus

>>212771551
>main characters white
>main villain black
No way they would be that based

lmao at least reddit is seething it's not the disgusting tranny

>>212771013
>>212771081
>>212771240
>>212771256

>>212771013
Based. Get that hag bag Benjamin.

>>212770874
>>212772011
>Conservative Americans don't go see it
>Literally nobody outside of a western country goes to see
>Movie is guaranteed to get banned in China
How fucking delusional are they??? Gay scenes in major blockbuster movies are a few seconds long for a reason, so they can easily be cut out of the movie, a transgender main character basically guarantees that shit is getting banned by every single conservative country

>>212772517
He’s 16 which is what age OOT adult link is

>>212772590
how the fuck is that guy 16?
He looks more like 36

>this is the faggot redditors want you to believe would be the "perfect Zelda"
lol, lmao even

>>212772608
I’m sure 80% of them say it but don’t believe it. I think they all know deep down it won’t work but don’t want to be the one to say it for fear of being called a transphobe

>>212772614
50% of a darts champion's training entails drinking beers in a pub

>>212771013
Can't wait for the Hunter fanboys to find this out and use it to try to "boycott" the movie because that's A LITERAL CHILD, as if trans people don't groom kids into mutilating their bodies. In fact, 16 is literally the age that trannies start to go on hormones and get surgeries

>>212772011
Morgoth called this archetype of interlocutor the "hatchling" because they behave as if they view the world with newly opened eyes and need every single thing pointed out and explained to them.

who will be playing princess ruto?

>>212770714 (OP)
This is Miyamoto. Fuck trannies.
That is all.

>>212770714 (OP)
>they actually casted a beautiful white girl as zelda
Now was that so hard?

>>212772618
volcel if you wouldn't

>>212770874
Why do they pretend not to know that Hunter has had twitter meltdowns before and that no studio is going to take the risk of linking their multi-million movie franchise to him.

>>212772618
The contrast between
>his thick jaw and her cute dainty one
>his broad shoulders versus her smaller frame
Its fucking hilarious

>>212771551
Okay hear me out.

>Blue pig Ganon only, no human Ganon
>Matt Mercer voice actor

Love him or hate him, he killed it in TotK

>>212772717
so why exactly did Hunter write zodiac killer tier schizo rants and scribbles?

>>212770714 (OP)
Clearly japs didn't learn their lesson #BOMBTHEMTENMORETIMES

>>212772618
To be fair, he’s had even more surgeries since then. But still noticeable.

>>212772717
did Christine Chandler write that?

>>212772448
>Link is also an elf
AKSHUALLY he’s Hylian

>>212772760
Hunter Schafer wrote that and posted it to his Instagram

>>212772717
Isn't this literally admitting that trannyism is just a fetish?

>>212772517
This actor WOULD be the adult link dumb dumb. OoT “adult” link was only 17. If anything there’s some 10 year old out there cast as young link

>>212772726
He's a good voice actor and not a bad GM at all. His players or crew that are annoying.

>>212772791
I don't care. Who would you cast as 10 year old Zelda?

>>212770714 (OP)
I mean… statistically speaking…

>>212772461
>>212772556
>>212772448
They look exactly like elves in the games. I don't care they call them a different name. Link in the games is either a little kid or a elvish twink straight out of some gay porno.

>>212772816
OP's daughter

>>212772816
Imagine if Hollywood got their way and get got that weird last of us 2 / game of thrones puppet mutt creature lol

>>212772786
Spending 5 minutes on any “trans” subreddit would tell you that.
Fetish for MtFs, who envy the attention that average women get (which conversely average men never receive).
Bizarre coping mechanism for MtFs, who associate their femininity with unwanted attention.

>>212772816
I don't know any 10 year old actresses. Do you?

>>212771551
It’s gonna be The Rock.

>>212772849
Yeah but trannies pretend they just wanna live in the correct body or something

>>212772618
isn’t this dude also like 30 now?

>>212772854
no comment

>>212771361
Zelda looks fine, but this guy looks REALLY bad for Link

>>212772849
bizarre coping mechanism for FtMs*

>>212772866
There is dysphoria which like a giga rare condition (there are other dysphorias, like limb dysphoria where people feel like their limbs don't belong) which AGP fetishists decided to co-opt and pretend they have that.

>>212772874
She turned 22 a few months ago.

>>212772861
probably not. if they were going with meme castings Tom Holland would 100% be Link right now

>>212772880
They can make his hair yellow.

>>212772849
it's a fetish for FTMs too, if you've spent any time around them you'd know they get off to being femboys and having a bussy

>>212770714 (OP)
But Link is blonde

>>212772226
KOOLOO LIMPAH LINK!

>>212772907
You made me check wikipedia you dickhead he’s 26

>Bo Bragas
[laughs in spanish]

>>212772920
They went for meme casting with Mario so I wouldn’t be surprised.

>>212772011
>why are the so purposefully disingenuous
They are trying to get that other guy banned do they can moral grandstand. Usual stuff. Great community.

>>212772831
Nigga only played games after 98

>>212772899
It’s funny because it leads to tranny elitism in some circles, like /lgbt/, where they’ll insist and try to prove to you that they’re verily HSTS (homosexual transsexualism, i.e. gay male co-opting women’s bodies to attract male attention) and not AGP.
Because HSTS is seen as more refined and proper than AGP, which are the ones that jerk off while wearing skirts.

>>212772970
and look at how many people rip on them to this day over it. I doubt Nintendo cares because the movie made a gorillion dollars but I’d like to think they will scale back a bit for this movie

>>212772784
what a well adjusted individual!

>>212772922
It's not the hair, his head looks like a fat square.
But maybe he will look better in 2~3 years, he is still young.

>>212770714 (OP)
She's quite lovely. Looks ai generated from Dakota Johnson

>>212772940
that's still too old for what they have planned for Zelda. They want young actors who will be able to realistically pull of 3 movies. Someone who's late 20s and keeps getting plastic surgery alongside natural aging isn't going to work. Especially when they wanted younger actors to begin with.

>>212771013
I'ts coming out in 2017
They gonna film Adult Link scenes last when he is months away of turning 18, I say juice him a little and it's golden.

>>212771659
>Is Legend of Zelda really that popular?
Thanks to Breath of the Wild, yes.

>>212771583
The problem is Miyamoto, as he created Link as brown-hair elf, later on Nintendo was the one who made Link a nord gigatwink. As same Miyamoto turned Donkey Kong again in his retard form as Super Mario in their chubby form, He's turning Link again in his original Brown Hair form. It's fucking over. That cunt won and the good guy got assassinated by a Yakuza Truck.

>>212770714 (OP)
>Potato-link

Don't worry, they can still cast Impa as a black woman.

>>212772928
It honestly depends, but yes I know about the “yaoi enthusiast to FtM case” pipeline. However, a lot of them seem to insist on making themselves as unappealing as possible (growing wispy moustaches, becoming overweight and acting crass because “that’s what men do”). Whereas if they were intent on emulating the femboy look, they could have just stayed androgynous and not lopped off their parts, and they’d come a lot closer.

For a lot of these girls, it’s social contagion and not coping well with growing large chests during puberty, and feeling icky about the sudden onslaught of male attention (which admittedly is pretty off-putting for any young girl).

Why do they refuse to cast blond men? I’m sick of this bullshit

>>212770714 (OP)
>not blonde
Dobson won

>>212771094
they jack off in discord all day to horse porn

>>212770714 (OP)
Wait you people actually thought Nintendo was going to cast one of their most important characters as a troon?

>>212773013
I was pointing out how not only does Hunter not look the part like they claim he is clearly too old which is what my original “isn’t this dude almost 30” post meant

>no tranny zelda
>some nigger will play the eternal loser gaynon
total chud victory as usual

It could work honestly
>>212773050
100% it’s just social contagion. Most girls go through weird phases like this - they just grow out of them, and it’s harder to grow out of if your literal base hormones have been fucked with since childhood. It used to just be punks and goth chicks and now it’s all this gay shit. I feel bad for zoomers.

>>212773113
Anotha one, but this one is more classical “zelda”-y.

>>212773032
Brown haired link is based because LTTP has the best concept art direction in the series

>>212770874
And then when a black actor gets cast for a white character role, they tell you that actually it's not about likeness and you should stop complaining

kek

>>212771136
Only to a gay man like yourself

>>212770874
Redditors are generally so divorced from reality and so married to their fantasy that it's no longer funny, but actually worrying.

>>212771015
but I use Jackie-chan

>>212772999
Link has bangs, which will even out the big forehead

>>212770874
Based bingybong

>>212771361
>>212770714 (OP)
The guy playing Link looks a little like a younger Leo DiCaprio. I think we're getting Ocarina of Time guys.

>>212771094
they live in a bubble

>>212772751
How come leftists and gay tranny lovers say trannys can pass and you hunter schafer as an example yet he still doesnt pass even to this day after all of the surfers he’s had.

>>212770916
Chan is affectionate or diminutive.
After working together, Miyamoto might call her Bragason-kun. Familiar, but not cutesy, the sort of way a corporate superior refers to a well liked subordinate, but it could stay -san.

>>212771551
Chris Pratt

>>212771551
menacing looking muscular masculine brownoid that looks intelligent and cunning. in his 40s or over. preferably gypsy, arab or indian. latino could work too.

i have just the guy. if he wasn't blacklisted and palantired

So, who the hell are they?

>>212773191
Why are you sharing tweets you made?

zelda is fine but link needs a jaw shave

>>212773191
>>212770874
lol
>>212772999
make-up and costume will do some heavy lifting
>>212771551
they should get Yabushige from Shogun. or just some overly gregarious Japanese dude. it'd be kino

>>212770714 (OP)
>Bo is a man's name
Troon sisters we win again!

>>212773198
No, it's still really fucking funny lmao

>>212773303
he's lonely

TRANNY ARE YOU OK?
TRANNY ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK TRANNY?

>>212770714 (OP)
>-san
i fucking hate the japanese with all my heart

ACK!!!!!!!

>>212771875
>She masturbates a horse
For legitimate breeding reasons or was her character just a freak

>>212771551
dwayne the rock johnson

lets....get....litty

>>212770714 (OP)
kino

>attractive actress
WE WON BROS

>>212773421
how? the link is ugly

It's a fucking video game with a super basic plot (perhaps good for a video game but terrible outside of this) that just copies DnD stuff.
Why not make something original instead???

>>212770874
>Why would Hunter Schafer as Zelda cause the movie to flop?

>>212773457
he's not ugly he's just British

>>212773478
he has a square head.

>>212770714 (OP)
Miyamoto needs to be put down what the fuck are those costumes

Is that kid aware of all the homosexual porn made with Link?

>>212773461
>Why not make something original instead???
too risky in this day and age

Cast him

>>212773538
Evan Ainsworth

>>212773512
I'm sure he will be soon

>>212773512
even when he's 18 no one will make any of him bc of that uggo muggo he's got

>>212773538
Adam Driver

Would he have made a good Link?

https://youtu.be/07Aoqiam4bw

>>212772269
Fucking spot on.

>>212772717
>Why do they pretend not to know that Hunter has had twitter meltdowns before and that no studio is going to take the risk of linking their multi-million movie franchise to him.
They're too busy pretending he's a woman.

>>212773461
Pitch a completely original idea right now that will be bigger than the Legend of Zelda series.

>>212773015
>2017
why does it still feel like 2 years ago?

>>212773623
i'm not clicking that shit
zelda fanfilms are embarrassing

>>212773636
christina hendricks mommykink movie

>>212771013
>Miyamoto is an /ss/-GOD

>>212770714 (OP)
I get so mad when a woman character isn't trans.

>>212773676
16/21 is not ss

>>212771148
>What kinda name is Bo Bragason anyway? Add an extra S to the surname and it would fit a 65 year old swedish boomer
Yeah, who ever heard of a woman named Bo?

looks like the only thing flopping is going to be hunter's irreversibly atrophied, poisoned genitals.

(assuming this isn't a straight adaptation of OOT and as such won't have the OOT characters)
Zora Queen
>Anya Taylor-Joy
Goron chief
>Michael B Jordan
Gerudo queen
>Ana De Armas
Rito leader
>Paul Dano
Ganon
>Idris Elba
Great fairies
>Bryce Dallas Howard
>Rihanna
>Alice Eve
>Eva Green
Sheikah leader
>Alicia Hannah-Kim
Sheikah understudy who crushes on Link
>Jo Yu-ri
Farm girl
>Mackenzie Foy

>>212773636
Lol there's nothing "big" about the Zelda series. There's no lore, every entry is independent from the other, we aren't talking about LOTR here.

>>212771439
He looks more like a troll than a woman.

>>212773538
Can't see this face without thinking of star0chris

>>212773747
no one knows who that is

>>212773461
Originality died with DEI and millennial writers. Everything is about diversity and woke/progressive politics. Writers and directors put diversity and politics before quality and story telling. And then productions/casts are filled with incompetent diversity hires. Quite simply put, they are incapable of making anything original that is decent, let alone good. The only way they can get audiences to see their shitty movies is by making it about and existing IP that people recognize from a time before Hollywood ruined its reputation. Because nowadays when they release something original people just associate it with all the shitty woke movies they’ve released and don’t give it a chance.

Hollywood needs to salvage their reputation and show they’re capable of making good originals, but that would mean releasing flops while they repair their reputation which they don’t want to do. And to repair their reputation with originals it would mean abandoning DEI and wokeness, which they also don’t want to do because Hollywood is kike propaganda.

>>212773636
A post-apocalyptic war story where two lesbians (played by Ella Balinska and Kaitlin Denver) realise that the post-orgasm high heightens their senses enough to pilot giant mechs that can fight off the evil robot-aliens that have invaded the planet.

>>212771551
Bautista.

>>212773734
no she doesn't
she looks like a high elf

the dude they cast as link looks like a troll

>>212773538
They won't adapt any non-miyamoto involved game from Zelda

>>212770714 (OP)
>so called "progressive" dipshits wanted a literal man to play a woman's role
>setting women back dozens, if not hundreds of years, back to when men would play women's roles in plays and theater due to discrimination against women
It really does baffle me how they claim to stand up for women, but then want to take away things in favor of men dressed as women. Same thing with women's sports.

>>212770714 (OP)
Based Miyamoto

>>212773035
she's often brown so it wouldnt be a surprise

>>212773813
>woman's role
Wow. That's pretty sexist. Do better

>>212773795
He looks more like a goblin

>>212773636
A documentary exploring the risks and benefits of sniffing, licking, fingering, and fucking the assholes of attractive 14-27 year old women. I’ll be the test subject and I’ll do my first tests with Jordyn Jones, Jenna Ortega, Xochtil Gomez, and 2 hot high school girls

>>212771148
Her father is Icelandic. Her mom English.

>>212773704
>Gerudo queen
>>Naomie Scott
ftfy

>>212772365
Yeah no you delusional retard

>>212772011
>Sir
AIEEEEEEE

Well this is sad. Why can't they get casting correct in this day and age?

>>212770714 (OP)
>16 year old Link
>21 year old Zelda

Lmfao?

>>212771551
Easy

>>212771829
Sounds like a rehash of "Brie Larson will be Samus" shitposting, I would prefer something fresh

>>212770874
>How so?
Is there a word for this? When you know damn well what the answer is but you're pretending not to because you're subconsciously pressured to act this way since it's "right"? Is it just a variation of virtue signaling?

>>212770714 (OP)
I feel like there's definitely gonna be an Adult Link casting too. In a lot of pics he looks just like Kid Link

>>212773846
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
HE CAN'T STOP WINNING

Reminder that all that constant 'push' on social media regarding the tranny as Zelda was found to be coming from Schaffer's own PR people. There was no official interest at all.

>>212771551
Jonathan Majors

>>212773704
Christina Hendricks for one of the great fairies.

>>212770714 (OP)
who are these people?

>>212774033
unsure if there’s a specific word for it but like others have posted, the guy is acting like a sneaky backstabbing cunt. He’s baiting the guy into sayjng something “transphobic” so he can go “WOW WOW REALLY?!?!?” and get the guy banned and then receive good boy internet points

>>212774085
anybody with an IQ higher than room temperature could have told you that

>>212774094
Cheap, unknown young actors Ninty isn't going to have to spend a gorillion dollars to get for a potential long-term franchise

>>212773991
When producers cast mostly unknown actors for a big IP it means they want to make a saga film of several movies in it so they can argue a cheap contract with them, making contracts with high actor status would just mean 20$M or more wasted in the contract of a single actor. They have to cast nobodies and then give the main bad guy role to a big name for like 10$M as a secondary role, which can be extended to following movies. Still you can end like Sonic movies and pay 40$M to Jim Carrey each film because he kept carrying the movie

>>212774094
>actors other than Tom Holland, Zendaya, The Rock, or Jack Black get cast in a film
>anon tries to act like this is a bad thing

>>212773881
That’s a health risk bro.

>>212770714 (OP)
why did they cast a vampire as Zelda

>>212770714 (OP)
>HUNTER SCHAFER ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!
Only because you /v/ormies took faggot attention whoring leakers on TWITTER seriously.
Fuck you stupid nigga!!! I didn't wanna here about a tranny for WEEKS!

>>212774174
All the better to suck me dry!

>>212770714 (OP)
I can finally fap

>>212770874
tranny apologists deserve the rope

>>212771013
GIWTWM

>>212774174
She's so cute bros... This is good casting. Woke casting is so over

>>212773203
Why did you bring up Akira Toriyama's wife new husband out of nowhere?

>>212773698
>posts an 80 year old woman as an example
Also never heard of her

>>212774174
cute, cute, CUTE! My little Zelda cannot be this cute

>>212774174
She should play as Midna too

>>212770714 (OP)
Trannies BTFO
Niggers BTFO

>>212774147
>Tom Holland
He's make the most fuccboi link ever

>>212770874
> How so

Redditors and their poor attempts at baiting others

>>212770714 (OP)
She isnt jewish!

>>212771013
>2 more years
Uhhh kino?

>>212770874
>huuhhh whaa?? i thought this mentally ill transexual was super popular, a cultural icon and household name that a multi-billion corporation would invest insane amounts of money into and have as the face of their insanely valuable IP

I swear these retards live in an alternate reality.

He betrayed us, Hunterbros... It's over.......
............
.................

>>212770714 (OP)
>she (21 years old) has no nude scenes
sigh

>>212774335
that's a boy...

>>212771013
Wait, Link is Jewish?

>>212774174
This is a much better pic

>>212772854
You meet lots of them on the way to the beach.

>>212774390
All important cultural icons must be portrayed by Jewish actors, eventually.

>>212771431
I found it very weird the troon squad blamed random trolls for this one's suicide. 99% of them had no idea this person existed until weeks after they died and that post went viral.

>>212771752
That was a mutt and they likely regret that. In a world where slop like Minecraft cracks $900 million, it was pathetic the first live-action Pokemon didn't even hit $500 million.

Nintendo doesn't own Pokemon outright, it's a consortium, so their say is limited. In comparison, they own Zelda outright and are co-financing this movie. It was never going to be very pozzed when they were putting money into it.

>>212774147
Pedro Pascal is going to be Ganon.

>>212774451
QRD?

>>212774614
Some tranny posted that pic in his twitter before doing a flip suicide, and non-gays laughed at that

>>212770974
I didn't understand a thing you said but uhh COPE
>*nukes Transjordan*

>>212770874
oh nononono *inhale* AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHA

>>212774033
Gaslighting

>>212774033
The feigned ignorance is one of the most annoying things about these people.

>>212770714 (OP)
It's still Avi the Kike Arad who made Ghost Rider, Fantastic 4, Morbius, Kraven the Hunter, so on and so forth, so I don't have high hopes

>>212770874
The cognitive dissonance of your average reddit leftist must be excruciating. No wonder most of them are on SSRIs and half of them troon out.

>>212774174
muh dick
>>212771551
Omid Djalili

>>212772717
>The void of men

>>212772618
And he will play Galadriel in lotr reboot and you gonna cry forever, hope it was worth it nigger. Denyig his cast in some chink sect tranime will be a mistake forever.

>>212774614
Random, non-notable teenage tranny kills xerself by jumping off of a bridge. One of their last Xitter posts was that photo and caption ("It's a pretty view"). Weeks later, the suicide gets reported on and that post goes viral. Lots of chuds mocking it, pointing out how xhe posted white genocide "jokes" (is it a joke when you take part in it?), with others feigning outrage and blaming the chuds for the suicide. The latter making little sense as the vast majority had no idea who this person was until after they were dead.

>>212775256
Neither he nor any other troon has ever been cast in any leading/major role in a big budget franchise and one never will because no one likes troons, sorry homo. Now go masturbate to penises like a faggot

>>212770714 (OP)
Thank goodness nips are not brainwashed like us

>>212773288
>>212773400
Pretty good honestly

>>212770874
Troons are such God-tier lolcows

>>212770714 (OP)
I think we should all be apologizing to Hunter actually.

>>212773538
Paul Dano