Why do I love these movies so much?

Because you're an idiot?

Because you're retarded

>>212772917
I'm not a idiot

>>212772924
I'm not a retarded

>>212772901 (OP)
Because you're a Evangelical Christcuck with bad taste?

>>212772950
>I HATE GOD!
Why are you like this?

>>212772901 (OP)
you're based

God isn’t ever real retarded christcucks

>>212773263

Why can't American "Christians" create decent films?

>>212772917
Have the gif
>>212772925
You're supposed to reply "oh yeah, that's right"

>>212773326
American christians are right-wingers, those don’t create

>>212773362
>the entire history of art up until the 1950s

>>212773383
Im talking about moder american christians. Those are not the same, originally Christianity was left

>>212773326
They can when they prioritize creating a good movie over pandering to christcucks

>>212773383
>all of the classical 19th and 20 century artists and writers
>are balding millennials who watch Tim Pool, vote for a billionaire convict and scream about white nationalism on /pol/

>>212773326
Because they're not real Christians.

>>212772901 (OP)
Christians are still seething about "The God Who Wasn't There".

You're the type of idiot that doesn't understand why ancient Greeks tried to cobble together rules for intellectually honest debate.
If you read them, you will advance to the stage where you are a fat kid that thinks the rules themselves are the important part and runs around the internet saying "ad hominem" without really understanding it.
Maybe someday you'll actually be an educated intellectual and understand that your job is to police your own thoughts and assumptions in the face of a complicated, wonderful, terrible world that obviously can't be the creation of a simpleminded caveman fairytale monkey god like the one from the Bible.

>>212772901 (OP)
Its always funny to see what new way they can twist reality to become the victims of some supervillain who wants to destroy god.
The Gods Not Dead franchise is goodbad kino.

>>212773491
I once, with my own eyes, saw a conservative from Florida argue that Jesus wouldn't be for free lunches in school

>>212773832
I believe you, as I heard on the radio an Evangelist Pastor explaining that actually it's totally fine for ICE agents to go into Church and pick up illegal immigrants because the they need to respect the rule of law. Jesus is rolling in his throne

>>212773909
The megachurches who install roller coasters and do monster truck racing are fucking bizarre to me, I wish Jesus did exist so he could see how fucked up that is

>>212773749
Ad hominem fallacy
Try again

>>212772901 (OP)
Same with me, they all suck, maybe except for the third one, which I still think is a geniuenly good movie, but has somehow the same rating as the others despite quality wise way above the other movies, but somehow I watched them all.
They aren't bad because "muh god", they are bad because they are really shitty movies with bad characters, Kevin Sorbos professor character in the first one wouldn't even have a job anymore if he pulled that "MUH GOD IS A SILLY FAIRYTALE" fedora tipper shit or harassing a student, Melissa McCartney, or whatever her name is, would never be in a court room for quoting scripture in context, the premises of the movies alone are all awful, except for the third one, but they have a comfy quality to it.
Might just be Pastor Dave, he is too likeable.

>>212775574
>third one
>genuine
why? How?

>>212773263
Don’t you have a banana to sex?

>>212775610
They prioritized actual storytelling and character development over a "Christians good, Atheists bad, we are the eternal victims here" narrative, it's the only well done movie in the series.

Evangelicals are evil

>>212775667
The whole series is propaganda so either you fell for it the third time around or you can't discern when you are being preached at? Idk. All three of them aren't based on any sort of reality.

>>212775644
Remember when Ray Comfort had to stop making his stupid banana argument when he was laughed out of the room when a scientist told him bananas were genetically modified to look that way?

I sure do.

>>212772901 (OP)
it's kino that makes reddit atheists seethe

>>212775698
The quality in writing in the third film is way above the level of the other movies, mostly because they hired an actual screenwriter this time (who also wrote Eastwoods Space Cowboy) and not a simple in house evangelic creationist.
https://www.imdb.com/de/name/nm0458439/

>>212775849
>this was better written propaganda
ok? I don't count these as "films"

>>212773909
Jesus threw jews out of his temple, they should fuck off if they don't belong there.

>>212775943
Every single movie ever made in the history of film is propaganda m8, this is a non-argument.

>>212775976
Are you fucking serious? I know media literacy is at an all time low but I got physical pain from reading such a retarded post.

>>212773326
because christianity is just judaism for the jewish slave class.

>>212776037
No, schizo. You are just mentally unwell.

>>212773832
>>212773909
I don't think Jesus would waste time caring about minutia in the U.S. legal system

>>212777802
I think he'd be very concerned about disappearing citizens without due process and waiving people's legal status to shove them into concentration ca.ls, anon. I think the prince of fucking peace might have a thing to say about that.

>>212777962
*camps

>>212772901 (OP)
Do they offer any thought provoking arguments?
Or is it just "wow, this perfectly timed coincidence just made me drop all of my skepticism, let's go to church now!"

>>212778054
>Do they offer any thought provoking arguments?
what do you think anon?

>>212777962
So you jump from school funding and legal ICE arrests at churches to this.

>disappearing citizens without due
process
When and where is this happening?

>and waiving people's legal status to shove them into concentration camps

Which people, and after what process?

Keep in mind Jesus lived under Roman jurisdiction, which wasn't a modern liberal democracy. Yet all he really has to sa6 about politics is the cryptic "render to Ceasar".

He seemed more focused on individual morality and spirituality than collective political actions.

>>212777962
>>212777802
>>212775976

bible says you go to hell if you dont help criminals, the poor, foreigners, starving people, etc

matthew 25

34Then the King will say to those on His right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world. 35For I was hungry and you gave Me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave Me something to drink, I was a stranger and you took Me in, 36I was naked and you clothed Me, I was sick and you looked after Me, I was in prison and you visited Me.’

37Then the righteous will answer Him, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry and feed You, or thirsty and give You something to drink? 38When did we see You a stranger and take You in, or naked and clothe You? 39When did we see You sick or in prison and visit You?’

40And the King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of Mine, you did for Me.’

41Then He will say to those on His left, ‘Depart from Me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42For I was hungry and you gave Me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave Me nothing to drink, 43I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, I was naked and you did not clothe Me, I was sick and in prison and you did not visit Me.’

44And they too will reply, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to You?’

45Then the King will answer, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for Me.’

46And they will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”

>>212778098
I'm guessing not but I really don't know. That's why I'm asking. Even if I don't agree with the message I like watching something that might make me think about a subject in a new way.

>>212773326
Most of their ideology revolves around hating people. Not really much of a strong message

>>212778209
>you gave Me

Yes, we each have a responsibility to help those in need.
That doesn't mean you have to support a particular political method of doing so, especially one with its own set of moral dilemmas and practical concerns.

>>212772901 (OP)
Because after decades of braindead movies and tv shows that think they're way smarter than they actually are for unsubtly promoting atheism, Evangelicals doing the exact same thing but for Christianity is a refreshing change of pace.

>>212772901 (OP)
because they're decent comedies

>>212778176
You were the first one to bring up whether or not Jesus would care about the US legal system, the other anon was talking about schools. Jesus would absolutely be for free school lunches btw

>>212778176
>legal ICE arrests
Bootlicker or non-American? They aren't fucking legal, retard. They are refusing to allow their "detainees" access to immigration courts, this is also AFTER the Supreme Court ruled that ICE has to stop it.
>When and where is this happening?
everywhere you fucking idiot. Half of the people they scoop up for Alligator Alcatraz are either legal visas or they are being denied immigration processing
>Which people, and after what process?
There is literally a bill on the floor, right now, to waive the legal statuses of those with work visas just on suspicion of crime ..
>some brain rot about the difference between imperial Rome and "liberal" democracy
Yeah bootlickerfag, the dude who walked with lepers and the poor wouldn't be "political" about an activist rightoid government violating people's rights. Put a bullet in your fucking head, traitor.

>>212778230
Christians have never had anything new to say for hundreds to thousands of years, especially in American media. What on earth would you expect?

>>212778270
>That doesn't mean you have to support a particular political method of doing so, especially one with its own set of moral dilemmas and practical concerns.

lol
i'm sure that excuse will fly with the almighty creator.


>vote for government that does the exact opposite of christs commands
>"ackshually jesus, technically i DIDNT disobey you by voting for the ultra-mega satan gestapo 5th reich gas the kikes rahowa democratic peoples peoples party because it isn't the governments job to help people! everyone knows that! heh... checkmate christ... i'll be taking my golden halo and monogrammed heaven towel now thank you very much!"

>>212772901 (OP)
>that part where the atheist teacher gets hit by a car then all the Christians stand around him and start celebrating his murder
Reminder that they’re supposed to be the peaceful ones btw

>>212778335
>You were the first one to bring up whether or not Jesus would care about the US legal system, the other anon was talking about schools.
Ok, I guess school lunches is more of a "political" than a "legal" issue. Fair enough. I dont think Hesus would care about political minutia as well.
>Jesus would absolutely be for free school lunches btw
I'm sure Jesus would want hungry kids to be fed, but the details of how that happens aren't important. I doubt he would specifically say: "it must be provided at schools funded by local, state, and federal taxes, prepared and served by school employees"

>>212778270
So is helping Jews escape the Holocaust, political? Just to find a baseline.

>>212778543
Do you comically think Jesus would just stand there and let a kid go hungry because he has to be an enlightened centrist and let the voters decide on a bill for a free lunch? Lol

>>212778543
Tax breaks for rich people and an over bloated defense budget while kids go hungry seems kinda antithetical to what Jesus would want

>>212778543
>as usual the apologist has a severe lack of empathy for his fellow man
>as a Christian
water is wet and so forth

>>212776893
Using ad homs is also not an argument.
Read what the word "propaganda" means, it doesn't mean "promoting everything I don't like".

>>212772901 (OP)
because in a world satanist pedophile atheist degenerates, believing in God is revolutionary

>>212778702
Propaganda also isn't "every piece of art I disagree with", bud. Get meds.

>>212778724
Nobody is persecuting you guys no matter how you want it to be true

>>212778702
>by this logic cave paintings of an ugaabooga with a fat cock is propaganda

>>212778734
Where did I ever wrote this, I said "Every movie ever made is propaganda", which it is. Every movie ever has a theme and some kind of statement to make about something which it sees superior to other things, therefore it is propaganda.

>>212778724
No amount of autistic contrarianism is ever going to make me pretend to believe in jewish mythology.

>>212773559
This was made by the Jews

>>212778381
>They aren't fucking legal, retard.

The arrests in the churches aren't legal? Did they lack the necessary paperwork to carry out those arrests? Or does it just seem unfair to you?

>They are refusing to allow their "detainees" access to immigration courts

All detainees? Or specific ones under specific circumstances?

>this is also AFTER the Supreme Court ruled that ICE has to stop it

When has this happened? Which individual has been denied something the Supreme Court ordered?

>everywhere you fucking idiot. Half of the people they scoop up for Alligator Alcatraz are either legal visas or they are being denied immigration processing

You can be legally detained and removed even if you were admitted with a visa and still hold a legal status. How many of those people were admitted on some type of parole that can be legally revoked?
>There is literally a bill on the floor, right now, to waive the legal statuses of those with work visas just on suspicion of crime
And? If the bill is passed into law then this would be legal. No one has an inherent right to be in the U.S. on a work visa. That is a privilege granted and regulated by Federal law.
Also, what about the claims of "disappearing citizens"? Which citizens have been "disappeared"?

>Yeah bootlickerfag, the dude who walked with lepers and the poor wouldn't be "political" about an activist rightoid government violating people's rights.

The Romans routinely violated what you and I would consider rights. When dud Jesus speak out against that?

>Put a bullet in your fucking head, traitor.
It's really not worth getting so worked up over a discussion on the chans.

>>212778808
You must be underage or baiting, themes in movies are not "propaganda" by themselves, you fucking retard. You have no idea what you are talking about, like at all.

>>212773491
I mean if you still have reading comprehension Christianity is still very left wing overall with a few social caviets

>>212778439
>Christians have never had anything new to say for hundreds to thousands of years
Really? Aquinas, Decartes?

>>212772917
fpbp

>>212778903
Most of them only like the parts about hating gays and being allowed to own slaves

>>212778860
This wall of text must be bait or something where you keep missing that the issue is detaining people indefinitely without cause and not allowing due process for legal visa holders and fucking citizens.
>durrrrr huuhhh? When has dis happened? Hur
Did you wake up from a coma? The dude who was illegally sent to El Salvador, the SC specifically told the Trump Admin that was illegal, and they fucking ignored it

I'm not going to talk to some limp dicked collaborating faggot about the literal Constitutional Crisis we are in. I don't have that kind of time.

>>212778860
>No one has an inherent right to be in the U.S. on a work visa. That is a privilege granted and regulated by Federal law
anon, legal and illegal persons all have access to due process and are protected under the law...

Its word for word outlined in the Constitution.

>>212778927
No.

>>212778724
>satanist pedophile atheist degenerates

>>212778860
>The Romans routinely violated what you and I would consider rights. When dud Jesus speak out against that?
Did....did you ever read the New Testament?

>>212778520
>vote for government

I don't vote

>that does the exact opposite of christs commands
So any person who lived before the New Deal / Great Society and voted is going to hell? Many schools didn't have cafeterias or kitchens for much of this country's history, even if it was within the community's means. Kids were just expected to get lunch from their parents, or through some other means.
Were those communities doing the opposite of Christ's commands?

>>212778544
>So is helping Jews escape the Holocaust, political?
No. That is an individual action.

>godless euro hours on 4chan

yes fuck the religion that built your entire country/culture. it's so much better to have no faith and just let islam take over, that'll show those stupid christians!

>>212778724
So weird how the side that pretends to believe in Jesus and claims to be for protecting children didn’t want to expose pedophiles

>>212778627
>Do you comically think Jesus would just stand there and let a kid go hungry

No. He'd feed the kid himself. Or call upon others to do the right thing and help the kid directly.
I'm not convinced that his plan would be to go get a tax man to start taking a portion of people's income, then using it to pay food producers and cafeteria workers to serve up sloppy Joe's before gym class.

>>212779198
White people made Europe, not Jesus. Are all the Christian niggers and spics in America revitalizing the empire?

>>212779167
So you don't even think he'd condemn Nazi Germany for slaughtering millions of people? Would that be too involved?

>>212778644
>Tax breaks for rich people and an over bloated defense budget while kids go hungry seems kinda antithetical to what Jesus would want
Maybe, but i can't recall him ever laying out what the appropriate income tax rates should be. He was more about calling on every person to do what is right in their own lives.

>>212778936
Yes, Jesus, the champion of the weak and downtrodden and persecuted in society would totally be down for persecuting people and putting them in chains. Fake News, the evils committed by the church were committed by men blaspheming the name of God to justify atrocities

>>212779261
white people were swamp people barbarians before Christianity showed them how to be civil

>>212778681
>severe lack of empathy
How?

>>212779332
>all those empires before Christianity just don't count because...well they don't ok???!

>>212779332
Thank you for your input, rabbi. Invaluable as always.

>>212779322
Modern day Christians don’t read the Bible and don’t act anything like the examples Jesus leaves. Instead they just pick the easiest things to follow and act like that’s good enough to claim moral superiority over everyone

>>212779360
what empire?

>>212772943
Kek, retard

>>212778963
>the issue is detaining people indefinitely without cause and not allowing due process for legal visa holders and fucking citizens
It's not happening.
>The dude who was illegally sent to El Salvador, the SC specifically told the Trump Admin that was illegal, and they fucking ignored it
Kilmar Abrego Garcia? He was returned to the U.S.

>>212779421
Egypt, Mongol, Babylon Sumeria, Persian, China...

Idk you pick the dozens of massive land and sea empties that existed? Are you dumb?

>>212779494
So youre cool with what happened to him because he was eventually brought back from the gulag?

>>212779523
which of these are white european empires?

>>212779494
>its not happening
oh well everyone go home! This random fucking idiot on 4channel said it!

>>212779028
>anon, legal and illegal persons all have access to due process and are protected under the law
Yes, but the nature and extent of the process required varies based on the person's legal status and the type of proceedings.
Changing the parameters for how someone can maintain work visa status is not necessarily a deprivation of due process. A person can lose legal immigration status if they don't comply with standards set by Congress. It's always been this way.

>>212779112
>Did....did you ever read the New Testament?
Remind me of the parts where Jesus spoke out against Roman policies / actions?

>>212779313
He did after, altrough slaughtering folk don't makes you a heretic, non-christian or something like that, you can litrally destroy all the world but still be a christian, the problem is that religion is not a fanclub like folk here think, religion is a complex matter that don't base itself on online opinions

>>212778541
atheists are supposed to be the smart ones yet believe the vax works or trannies are women

>>212779723
>immediately spergs about trannies because he’s not at all interested in defending the teachings of Christ

>>212779647
>you can litrally destroy all the world but still be a Christian

No. You can literally destroy all the world and Jesus will still forgive you if you sincerely seek it, but the person who destroyed the world would most certainly not be a Christian, they'd be someone flying in the face of everything Christ taught.

>>212779322
Jesus never spoke agains slavery, pagan rule or whatever, he didn't came just to talk about random bullshit, for him all of this was secondary

>>212779764
What makes you think he will not be a christian ? based on what ? your opinion ? the problem is that you mentality came from modern and especially protestant sect christians who see Jesus as just a hippie of peace and love, you have a caricature and comic image o christ.

>>212779763
>please argue seriously with my shitposts, you fucking christian

>>212779567
Only Rome and Macedonia, europe before Rome are just a bunch of warring tribal niggers

>>212779817
Based on the fact that you're willfully going against everything Christ stands for. The person on the other side, after seeking forgiveness would be a Christian, but the person who destroyed the world is just a fool. But it takes an empathetic response to seek forgiveness, I can only imagine that fool went through spiritual hell of his own making to arrive on that desire to seek atonement for destroying the world.

>>212772901 (OP)
American christcuck moves are just empty of essense, their faith is based on pure emotions

>>212779723
Innumerable Christians took the vax. Why do you think it's even a religious standoff? In fact what's actually pathetic is how many churches conceded to shutdowns. Absolutely spineless to resist the world.

>>212779723
Atheist here. Vax is good for curbing pandemic, like it or not it worked. Trannies are just trannies, I don't give a fuck, just don't flaunt nasty shit in public, same with fags, I do not are at all. I don't like church people, Miggers or orange pedos.

>>212779779
What a ridiculous argument. Empathy and forgiveness are the death of persecution and hatred.

>Atheist here. Vax is good for curbing pandemic, like it or not it worked. Trannies are just trannies, I don't give a fuck, just don't flaunt nasty shit in public, same with fags, I do not are at all. I don't like church people, Miggers or orange pedos.

>>212779313
>So you don't even think he'd condemn Nazi Germany for slaughtering millions of people? Would that be too involved?
I think he would condemn Nazi Germany, because intentionally killing innocent people is evil.
It's morally distinct from not providing collective forms of assistance that might be possible, but involves the careful weighing of practical and ethical issues.

>>212779543
>So youre cool with what happened to him because he was eventually brought back from the gulag?
No. I don't trust the administration when it says he was removed in error. But this single "mistake", which has since been corrected, doesn’t convince me that the black night of fascism has fallen over the country.

>>212779587
Sorry, but hysterical screeching isn't evidence that anything happened.

>europe before Rome are just a bunch of warring tribal niggers

yes and what religion did they take up that got them out of being warring tribal niggers? what unified them?

>>212779844
But the scene I described happens exactly as I said in the movie

>>212779591
Anon, actively preventing them access from going to an immigration court is preventing due process and illegal. Lick those boots.

>>212779723
Literal children understand how vaccinations work, it's flat-earth tier stupid to be against vaccines.

>>212780314
>a child rapist sending people to gulags on a whim is okay cuz I don’t actually believe in Christianity

>>212780345
My eyeballs and ears are all I need retard.

>>212779567
>they dont count if they aren't white
lol what a cope

>>212780833
>ask about white empires
>post nonwhite empires
>HURR IT DON'T MATTER

>>212780990
When did you say "white"? Exactly? I know this is still a cope because gunpowder, the concept of written language and the first polytheistic organized faith were all your phrenology-shit "non white" but I want the anon you were crying at.

>>212781449
*I wasn't

>>212781449
this isn't your conversation don't just but in halfway when you don't know how it started. that shit is annoying. i bet you do it irl too

>>212781496
I mean, what you implied is stupid no matter who's making fun of you lol