This is just soft core porn.

The creators said they wanted make "history porn" and the guys at Starz misunderstood.

>>212774488 (OP)
Bobs

>>212774488 (OP)
agreed, it was just pointless nudity the show

>>212774488 (OP)
Still kino.

>>212774488 (OP)
Yea. Violence and tits. What more do you need?

>>212774488 (OP)
no its kino soft core porn

>>212774488 (OP)
you got something against Lucy Lawless and Viva Bianca getting their insides rearranged by huge gladiator cock?

literally a man's show, complains about sex are you a kid or something

>>212774488 (OP)
You think people back then had 4chan and television to take up their time? There was nothing to do all day except talk, fight and fuck. You're a little baby acting like it shouldn't be included since people totally don't have sex in real life!

>>212774488 (OP)
I STAND FUCKING ROMAN

>>212778022
you stand fucking buttfucked ceaser

>>212778086
You mind your step with care, boy. Many a giant has tumbled to the afterlife, believing himself too big to fall.

>>212778203
why do you not sit a horse ceaser?

>>212778231
I prefer fancy sword and expected position.

TAPS SHIELD

Ashurbros, by Jupiter's grace, we fuckin won.

No its Kino. Such as HBOs Rome.

>>212778432
Results to be seen before victory is assured, gods may yet ram cock in ass

>>212778253
word is you received both previous night

>>212774488 (OP)
And what of good Solonius?

>>212779586
Not absent skill not will to live.

>>212779586
The way he would stare, with his teeth.

>show is kino until one character stops appearing, then immediately turns to shit

>>212779795
a plebian view shared only by those with no capacity for patience or taste, s2 2nd half and all of s3 is pure kino

>>212779895
no they aren't, it's just mediocre action scenes and silly misunderstandings plots all the way through

>>212779967
pearls before swine, the story is accurate to real life, sorry anon that shit happened, real life is messy

>>212779795
Once again Starz drops robes and shoves cock in ass

>>212778432
>Every post, every thread on this fucking board bears the mark of Ashur!

>>212774488 (OP)
unironically filtered
you watch long enough and you realize it's as kino as porn-with-plot will ever get. your loss tho, no foreskin off my d*ck

>>212780016
>the story is accurate to real life
>julius ceasar's entire character
shut the fuck up idiot

>>212779219
Now would be the time to run

>>212779795
The show smelled of Thrace. Shit was needed to complete the aroma.

>>212775089
Isn't there a bunch of fake wieners flopping around too? Fucking gay.

>>212780185
Hope he gets a super hot wife that's nude a lot

>>212779709
Sex demon

>>212774488 (OP)
spartacuz was anti-rome. it was a schlock show that ended up having lots of soul and a strong message while rome started out with pretentious art-faggotry and ended up being a glorified soap opera.

>>212780278
you know what I mean you moron as in the entire over all story

>>212780956
Of course it was anti-rome, Spartacus fans do not stand fucking Roman!

>>212774488 (OP)
good

>>212778432
>>212780185
>Ashur is among the only americans in the entire cast
AmeriGODS win as always