Thread 212776764

Great cast so far!

>>212776764 (OP)
She cute.
Name?

>>212776764 (OP)
>eyed
ban threads like this

>>212776764 (OP)
FAKE
A
K
E

These kind of spam threads is why society despises you

>>212776764 (OP)
Whats up with the Nintendo fanbase and tranny worship?

>>212776774
Brock Dangle, left tackle for the Jets

>>212776764 (OP)
Lmao I mean just look at this pic. The dude's 100% a guy. I mean come on. Doesn't even look female.

BRIANNA WU IS RIGHT ALL ALONG

>>212776799
Somebody's aunt steve works at nintendo and is dishing insider shit.

>>212776764 (OP)
Are troons just going to astroturf him into every video game slop until it finally works

And why are trannies so obsessed with nintnedo anyway?

I sincerely believe this dudes pr team is just a discord server called cute and valid sisters

>>212776852
Yeah, but it’s never going to work

are you guise going to meme that schafer is up for every nintendo role now? what’s next, captain falcon? kirby? kk slider?

troons mad their zelda fancast didn’t come true and now they’re forcing another bullshit rumor.

i could see him playing waluigi or that tranny ghoul from dbd

>>212776764 (OP)
What if Metroid was a girl?

I just want her entering me while my legs are wrapped around her pulling her in close to finish deep inside of me, is that too much to ask?

>>212776776
>eyed
>rumored
>anonymous source
>sources say
>supposedly
just fuck off

>>212776764 (OP)
I'll take Brie Larson as Samus over that tranny in the worst case scenario

>>212776764 (OP)
He could play Ridley.

>>212776764 (OP)
Hunterfags moved onto another goal to be schizo about untill inevitabel biological female cast.

>>212776764 (OP)
Samus Aryan

>be man
>be jealous that even 5/10 women get far more attention than you, because for whatever reason your social currency is attention from men instead of things you want for yourself
>get mindbroken into becoming gay in an attempt to compete with women
>no matter how much surgery and drugs are involved, you are at best just a weird fetish creature
>attention you now get is exclusively from mentally ill people who use you as a way to uphold their fantasist delusions
Grim

>>212776764 (OP)
>gets BTFO about the Zelda casting and immediately pivots to new spam
Take a day off, tranny, geez.

The basic requirement for any actress playing Samus is this: are you willing to spend 90% of the movie with your face obscured

If the answer to that is no you can't play Samus, it's as simple as that

Why would they bother with a Metroid movie? The games don't even sell well

>>212776764 (OP)
What happened to Zelda?

>>212776764 (OP)
I'm eyeing her to be my wife

>>212778324
The chuds at nintendo cast an (ugh) attractive biological woman.

>>212776764 (OP)
s/he's hot and can suck a dick. Bitch can suck a golf ball through a fucking hose. Great body, too. Stay mad zoomzooms.

>>212776764 (OP)
Samus is actually a girl though

>>212778386 own those chuds!

>>212778359
THOSE (based) BASTARDS!

>>212778489
that is the torsion... I mean twist!

HEXAGONAL
BREASTICLES

>>212776764 (OP)
>>212776774
That's a man.

>>212778548
I feel like this is the start of a funny song.

>>212777535
Is this shopped?

>>212776764 (OP)
What’s with you niggers and obsessively posting about this tranny with fake articles about vidya

>>212780218
It's just a handful of troon raiders from discord and /lgbt/. They'll do this shit and then pretend it's everyone else who's "obsessed" when they get told to fuck off time and time again.

Samus is supposed to be a woman though

>>212780265
Copy that

>>212776764 (OP)
YWNBAS

>>212776764 (OP)
Not film.

>>212776764 (OP)
So is she the new idris elba meme?

>>212780265
They’ll also start samefagging about how much the want to fuck honter

When will "she" ACK already so we don't have to keep hearing about "her"

>>212780498
>she

>>212776764 (OP)
No he isn't, it's all journoslop

>>212780498
No it’s a gay man in a dress.

>>212776764 (OP)
Too old now, but this would be the perfect Samus

>>212780666
You just know she'd eat your ass unprompted.

>>212776764 (OP)
To be fair considering Samus is meant to be a tall supersoldier the troon height could actually work for that.

>>212776764 (OP)
Is this the latest chaser cope thread, because no one agrees with your gay fetish?

Stop trying to make Samus a tranny

>>212776764 (OP)
Hunter misread the character name and thought it said Samus A Man

>>212776764 (OP)
>Blonde = Hunter
I hate this meme

>>212776764 (OP)
she literally can't bulk. how the fuck is going to be a super soldier?

the unhinged cope is delicious
no one likes troons, they are disgusting

Why spam these bullshit threads? Hunter is lead in the Blade Runner show coming soon. That's pretty cool and who knows where things go from there. But she's not playing Zelda or Samus, just stop it.

>>212776958
Birdo

>metroid
>getting a movie ever

>>212778602
this meme is retarded and would imply trannies can fit their huge man feet into womens shoes

There’s 3 honter threads right now

Her agent is posting this shit. He has a PR company that pays to release these bullshit articles.
https://youtu.be/-RlUlmfcTZE
https://youtu.be/-RlUlmfcTZE

>>212781554
Brie?

>>212781880
not enough

>>212776764 (OP)
Samus weighing 90 pounds doesn't seem quite fitting.

>>212776799
its not tendies. its trannies kicking and screaming as they lose all grasp of cultural power they've had over the past 10ish years. normies have faggotry fatigue

>>212781880
Most boards at any given time are half filled by obsessive discordfags spamming the same topic. Look at the catalog right now and look at threads on the same topic? Out of all the television shows and Films that have existed are they deserving of having multiple thread? Probably not. It's most likely irrelevant shit that retards like to spam for some reason.

>>212776764 (OP)
It is HER role

>>212778310
you just know if they ever made a Metroid film they’d do that retarded thing like in iron man where the cut to the actress’ face inside the helmet everytime she spoke

Making video games into films has been every bit as retarded as the superhero genre.

Well Samus is canonically a trans character so that makes sense.

>>212781997
>her

>>212783360
To be fair, Other M basically already pulled that shit by making Samus’s visor as transparent as a fucking window

>>212776852
>why are trannies so obsessed with IPs designed for children
really jogs the nog

>>212776774
respect actual women!

>>212776764 (OP)
We know it's you, go back to /v/. You lost

>>212776852
It's his agent, and yes.

Gamecube.

nintendosisters its fucking over. we lost

>>212776799
because video games are an autistic male hobby and they're the most likely to troon out

>>212784963
this bitch was one of the biggest normalizers of lgbt, with shit like "dumbledore is actually gay lol"

>>212778146
One day Winnicks farts will be mine and mine alone.

>>212781554
>implying he wouldn’t gape pyros hole
Gay!

>>212784963
Rowling supports immigration and therefore supports sharia laws. She will be in a burka soon enough ishallah

is this the new forced meme?
pretend to cast this man as every video game woman?

>>212776764 (OP)
Honestly going by the original Metroid manual calling Samus a he and then being revealed to be a woman, she wouldn't be a bad choice at all.

Samus was ambiguous from the beginning

>>212776764 (OP)
I'm a little bummed that this shitpost will continue despite Zelda already taken. But then again, maybe it'll be an Idris Elba or whatever shit, where eventually it just dies down into a single post with no picture. Then it might be funny.

>>212776764 (OP)
she's just the right kind of degenerate to play a degenerate character

I want her so bad bros.

>>212785884
Rowling is a manhating leftist feminist cunt. She had absolutely nothing to say about trannies until she started getting hate for her manhating. All she did was turn on trannies so she could still hate men without any backlash.

>>212778386
>great body
lmao

>>212785987
The uk will be a muslim nation and all women and trans women will be wearing burkas. Finally equality will be achieved.

>>212776764 (OP)
> bet you can't tell the difference *SMIRK*

>>212776764 (OP)
More trannies in female roles/sports/spaces is a good thing, btw.

>>212785987
Not all men are trying to compete in women's sports + force women to undress with them in public.

>>212786027

Women don't show their underwear brand with jeans, that's a male habit

no

>>212786107
It is tho because in a roundabout complicated way it removes power from women by putting men back in high positions and good roles.

>>212776799
I mean the Zelda subreddit literally has the trans flag in its icon

>>212786107
you will never pass

>>212776764 (OP)
Metroid is a rebranding of Alien/Aliens. Best case…you remake Aliens. Also the whole point of Alien is to draw people in with eroticism and then pervert that eroticism in horrific ways (e.g. forced facefucking into impregnation into chest bursting). A tranny would make that more difficult to do because you don’t immediately have the eroticism on hand for the majority of your audience. Of course, if your director thinks their tranny fetish is something mainstream audiences share, then you’re in a lot of trouble.

>>212776764 (OP)
Too short.

>>212782844
Bingo.

>>212784963
Based?

>>212780666
Her germanic roots are obvious.

>>212787687
This was for >>212781424

>>212786216
So does the gaming subreddit and probably the sony one and a hundred others as well

>>212776774
>She
>cute

>>212785771
She's a tranny that happens not to have a cock. Classic case of the Jew (spiritually) seething its golem got uppity

>>212786235
It always makes me laugh that women are obsessed with drag queens when they're literally like a vaudeville minstrel clown performance of a woman

>>212790512
Lets do the same with that alpha Eliot. That fucking dude cut his tits off... that is navy seal level shit.

Brie Larson would have been a good choice 5-10 years ago.

>>212776764 (OP)
Is the joke that people thought Samus was a man but was actually a woman, and now will be thought to be a woman but is actually a man?

When did 4chan start hating transfolk? Is this a /pol/ psyop?

>>212776764 (OP)
Stop it…