DreamWorks kino

>>212776788 (OP)
Is it better for a short person to grow into a giant, or for it to happen to someone who is already big?

>Wow, you look beautiful
>So do you. I mean, handsome. I mean... Sorry. I'm just a little frazzled. I just spent way too much time with our parents
>Don't worry, OK? We'll be alone soon, just us
>Eating cheese and baguettes by the Siene, feeding each other chocolate crepes... Is something wrong?
>No, no! It's just that, well... There's been a slight change of plans. We're not going to Paris
>What? Why not?
>Because we're goin' somewhere better
>Better than Paris?
>Oh, yeah
>Where? Tahiti?
>Nope. Fresno
>Fresno!... Fresno. In what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek?
>In the "I've got an audition to become Channel 23's new evening anchor" universe. I got the call from the general manager. He wants me to come in immediately! Isn't that great?
>Derek, that's... amazing! It's amazing. Fresno's like a top 50 market, isn't it?
>Actually, it's 55th, but we're on our way, babe. Now, look. About Paris...
>It's OK. It's fine. As long as we're together, Fresno is the most romantic city in the whole world. I'm so proud of you
>Of us. Not just me. I mean, of course, but we're a team now. You're so proud of us
>Now, get out of here. It's bad luck to see me in my dress
>Oh. Come on. You know I don't believe in that stuff. I'll be waiting for ya at the altar. The handsome news anchor in the tux. All right? Love you. There, I said it
>I love you too
She dodged a bullet with him

>>212776788 (OP)
Giant Anna Boobs

>Don't rush me, Katie! I'm just not ready
>Oh. Relax, Cuthbert. It's just like dancing. I'll lead
>Katie, I have a gymnastics meet tomorrow. So maybe... Oh, thank goodness. It's the police. We weren't doing anything, officer!
>Yeah. Nothing at all

Katie: Yeah, nothin' at all.

>>212777325
Kino scene. Gave me a fetish. Doomed me to virginity forever because women aren't really like this. Such is life.

>Sir, these monsters are our best and only chance to defeat that robot
>Don't we already have an alien problem, General? I don't think we need a monster problem too
>You got a better idea, nerd? (gives him a wedgie to assert dominance)

>Sir, we need to declare a...
>We need to overthrow that robot and install our own government!
>Let's sacrifice the elderly to it!
>I say we invade it!
>The Earth only has two weeks left!
>If that thing walks into a populated area there'll be a major catastrophe!
>We need our top scientific minds on this. Get India on the phone
>Can we transport the United States to a safer planet?
>I say we give this alien a green card and make him proud to be an American
>It's at dire times like this when I stop and ask myself, "What would Oprah do?"

>Stop! No!
>Don't do it!
>That button launches all our nuclear missiles!
>Well, then, which button gets me a latte?
>Uh, that would be the other one, sir
>.....What idiot designed this thing?
>You did, sir
>Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody
>Yes, sir, Mr. President

>Our latest addition: Ginormica. Her entire body radiates with pure energy, giving her enormous strength and size
Notice the innuendo

>Mr. President? Not only do I have an idea, but I have a plan! Now, conventional weapons have no effect on this thing, and we all know nukes ain't an option
>Sure they are. I just...
>I'm not gonna kid you, president. These are dark times. The odds are against us. We need a Hail Mary pass. We need raw power. We need.... monsters