He was asked by the host to make a nest, and he made a nest.
What's the big deal?
He had a full chimpout and the whole thing felt awkward and unfunny.
>>212779364it was a gorilla dick nigga nest
He's like one of those drunk friends one might have that every time they get drunk things get physical and they start manhandling people and acting like a tard.
Basically a bad drunk type.
>>212779364He was asked by the host to pretend to be a gorilla, so he did
How is Sam Hyde the most discussed person on /tv/? He's not that interesting and the threads just never stop.
>>212778895 (OP)Perhaps the nest was not to the host's liking?
>>212779502>why is a website populated by chuds invested in the career of the highest profile professional chud
>>212779502Because 99% of new movies and TV shows suck ass, and having the same 10 threads about old TV shows and movies over and over again gets stale fast
every single episode for Harlan Williams show is uncomfortable to watch
>>212779640He looks happy
>>212779633Nick Mullen's could have been good, but he was freaked out about his kidneys because his piss was fizzy that day and kept bringing it up then apologising for bringing it up again.
Not even as a bit, either.
>>212779675did you know the redder your face gets, the more euphoria you experience
>>212779852Reminded me of this guy
>>212778895 (OP)he made an ass out of himself and couldnโt improv
>>212779640I love Nick. He is genuinely talented. Can do so many accents and impressions. Is also super knowledgable about flipping houses and interior design. His cousin, Brian (who originally introduced him to Sam), is a sculptor. He's a BLM lib, sells sculptures to wealthy clients, hangs out in a milieu of coastal elites. Brian would never be associated with MDE. Nick would be designing celebrity homes for Architectural Digest if only he had taken the blue pill and followed his cousin's footsteps rather than Sam's.
>>2127795021. He bots and hires jeets to spam
2. His Monday megabits discord raids with organized talking points (I have an example of this but it's on my PC at home)
3. He grifts right wing people even though he's a gay jew
>>212778895 (OP)who is this fuck? (rhetorical, I do not care)
Guys ... c'mon guys stop messing around... haha
Honestly, after mulling it over, Harland was in the wrong and it's not even debatable. Imagine you go over to your friend's house and they say "Make you yourself at home. Go grab a drink out of the fridge." and then you do and they act all upset and kick you out. Completely deranged behavior when you think about it.
>>212779502he has paid shills here, you don't need a lot to shill on 4chan to be honest
Two guys replying to each other in a shill thread is all you need for the thread to never die
>>212780881Go back to discord
>harcord trying to deflect
>>212779502This just happened today, why wouldn't there be discussion?
>>212780881So then why did Sam repeatedly beg him to come to the extreme peace premiere? If Sam genuinely believed Harland was provoking/antagonizing him, wouldn't he want to just walk off set and cut ties?
>Sam revives this boomer's channel
>he cuts his promos from the video
Pretty pathetic, really.
>>212781124He was being graceful.
>>212780640Dude is having a full blown panic attack, lmao
>>212781124children of alcoholics usually grovel in apology when they go too far
>t.
>>212779468''sam can you act like an insecure unfunny lolcow by dropping a 50kg table on ericks leg, it would be a great BIT''
>>212779596Right because spamming threads about a low-impulse roid rage failure hasnโt gotten stale at all
>>212780640its funny sam said on that podcast, nick charls and erick were all childhood friends, but somehow sam wormed his way in and is now their manchild leader
>tfw you meet an actual comedian
Can someone give me a qrd as someone who does't watch any of the fishtank shit but sometimes watches the perfect clips channel and the saw the recent Hodgetwins pod? Did Sam chimp out or something? Was it a bit?
>>212781635''the funniest living comedians are shane gillis, david lucas and nick rochefort''
>>212781650Yes Sam chimped out. No it wasn't a bit.
>>212780921>he has paid shills hereThat's such a funny thing to say. He even hates paying minimum wage to his own employees lol.
I didn't even realize Harland was upset before I read the comments. Seemed like the standard "Sam trashes the podcast set" bit until I saw how pissed Harland was post-upload. Maybe his aides didn't fill him in on the plan or something?
I think Sam panicked about losing control of the situation. He's usually the puppet master in these cases. Imagine sitting there, you're 6'2, you're the leader of your group, the smartest and most masculine guy. You're supposed to represent your new show that cost a million dollars to make. And this little 60 year old boomer is single handedly destroying your whole posse with ease. You can see Sam's annoyance mount when Harland starts making his Christian rape van joke, just look at his face.
>get mad and toss some shit over and wrestle a guy
>DUDE HE FREAKING CHIMPED OUT!!! WHAT A SPERG!!
low t faggots wouldnt understand
Apparently Harland can just put up with anything to the point it makes people like Sam upset
>Sam tries to plug his shit
>cuts to a squirrel eating nuts
I think Harland's editors were mad at least
where can i pirate mde season 2
>>212781734if you take trt you are low t by definition and it gets converted to estrogen in the body which is why roid users have rage and bitch outs
>>212781123Mmm edie Kershaw your penis is tasty
>>212781688Shane Gillis will be completely forgotten in like two years methinks. Dude's famous because he got fired from SNL. His standup stinks.
>>212781796dont bother it sucks, but if you must its on the /t/ thread
>>212781733>idubbbz meets sam: "im usually the puppet master">sam meets harland: "im usually the puppet master"will harland meet his match someday?
>>212779502he is a lolcow
>>212781814Lmfao he is the largest comedian despite that most people don't even know that story
>>212781733If sam wasnt so insecure he'd just let nick be the leader of the group, if that was the case they'd have been on joe rogan years ago. Remember that will sasso, shane gillis, adam friedland etc. are all nicks friends, not sams.
>>212781814His standup is meh, it's his podcast clips and short videos that he'll be remembered for.
>>212781845nope, harlan is the wise-fool archetype, he is content to roam the earth, retard-jestermaxxing and letting others make actual fools of themselves. He has no match because he doesnt see this situations as a competition.
>>212780640poor guy just needs some money and Sam fucked it all up
MARKY, DON JOLLY, FUCKIN NERDS, EDIE, ANDY RUSE, GORILLA NEST, FREE SPEECH, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN RAPED.
>>212781957>the jerk store was ... r-running out of YOU
>>212781882Yeah because Joe Rogan shilled the shit out of him after his SNL firing. He's not nearly as awful as the people who are usually in that circle, but he just doesn't seem like a guy who's gonna have a ton of longevity in the business unless he starts writing again.
>>212781927Maybe. Are his podcast clips really that widely circulated? I haven't seen any of it, but I'm pretty out of touch these days so who knows.
>>212780124suck his fucking cock you parasocial faggot with no actual friends kek
>>212781957yeah sure, im totally going to trust the schizophrenic meltdown artist to tell me about the whispered voices he heard lmao
>>212781926Gillis called sam a god and knew less about nick
>>212782042He literally has a TV show that just came out with a second season...wtf are you talking about
There is zero examples of anyone else on the radar gaining on him.
Watch this, tell me who you think is funnier and will take his throne
>>212780640controversial opinion I dont actually think this is nick freaking out, I think when wacky things are going on around him this is his "dont break" mode. He has the same kind of dull glance around thing going on when sam says something really off-color.
>>212780881since when does make yourself at home mean flip over desks and try to shove a 62 year old man onto the ground lmao ur retarded. if anyone flipped over even a single mic stand on the pgl set, sam would turn beet fucking red and threaten to beat the shit out of them
>>212781734ask yourself, do you think sam would be okay with someone doing that to him and the set of PGL
>>212780881This. If the host tells you to do something and you do it, the host doesn't get to be pissed
>>212779454Pretty much this. I had an apartment in college that was kind of those weird half-dorm situations, where they stick you with random roommates, and you each get your own rooms, but you share a living room and kitchen common area.
Anyway, they stuck me with this guy who was one of the meanest drunks that Iโve ever met, and the night he graduated, he trashed the fucking apartment. Smashed the glass coffee table, threw the TV off the balcony, holes in the wall, all kinds of good shit like that.
i dont know why but asking someone to build a gorilla nest is such a fucking funny thing to do
>>212778895 (OP)you're not allowed to flip the desk on a podcast (even if it's a goofy comedy podcast). it's just bad manners
>>212782123I watched the first season of that show and it stunk on ice. I didn't know it had been renewed though. Good for him I guess, though honestly getting a show on Netflix doesn't seem hard if your name is even slightly out there.
>Watch this, tell me who you think is funnier and will take his thronePic related
I remember how impressive Sams ted talk comedy was, why has he never been able to do that quality again?
>>212782317You are allowed to if you're being funny. If you're consistently not funny for 30 mins you can cough in the wrong way and it will give people the ick.
>>212782463John pelech wrote it
>>212782123>He literally has a TV showoh really what channel is it on
>>212778895 (OP)Turns out he really is black.
>>212782079You mean the guy who was right about everything?
>RSD K0
>>212779502He's a Nazi just like every single poster on this board? Need I say more?
When sam was watching will smith smack chris rock on pgl, he said something along the lines of
>I think this is incredible, finally someone is standing up to these nerd passive aggressive comedians
It obviously effected him in a deep way and hes been trying to have his own will smith moment ever since
>>212782551>>212782509 it all makes sense now
>>212779502Because the jannies ban you for mentioning how we don't need 15 fucking Fishtank threads shitting up the board, citing you don't have the right to tell them how to do their "jobs." Clearly, they're on a payroll.
Kill all jannies.
>>212781733>the most masculineHyde is about as masculine as a petri dish full of estrogen. Shut the fuck up, Sam. You lost to the farting astronaut.
>>212782694Ironic how he ended up being on the receiving end. It's hard to watch when he's not the one who's "in charge" of a situation. Obviously he can't handle getting got and is deeply insecure
>>212781733Men who are confident in their masculinity don't act like Sam Hyde lol. Guy has issues.
I used to think he was in the right after he was axed from Adult Swim, but it's very cleary why he was let go
>>212782858>Obviously he can't handle getting got and is deeply insecureI think itโs because he really was raped as a child. Those kinds of scars can run very deep.
>>212782079It wasn't whispered at all lol (39:52)
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU?t=2392
>>212780640>oh fuck it's happening again
>>212782079>>212783068He screamed it, are you going schizo because I heard it loud and clear
>>212783028I doubt it. Probably just mommy and daddy issues. Also likely a common thread with his audience
>>212782772You get bans for posting marky or Sam sucking cock.
Report Sam to stripe for abusing their TOS
>>212778895 (OP)Pajeetbot bros... People are making fun of the jewish right wing grifter that pays us. EMERGENCY MEETING NOW!
>>212778895 (OP)He takes steroids but couldn't lift a natty boomer. hahahahahaha
>>212779502he makes trannies screech, as you can tell from the other replies.
I don't find his stuff funny, but the amount of seethe he causes for genuinely no reason is fucking funny.
>>212784733>everyone who makes fun of Sam is a tranny
>>212781957there's probably a lot more Harland should have said to them after getting his equipment destroyed. what a pussy.
>>212781734this is nigger logic. but of course it's cool when white grifters act like savages.
>>212783890Oh yeah that's right...
Sam Hyde sucked a cock and there's a picture of it that's floated around here. Forgot I even knew about that and well gee, thanks for reminding me, anon.
HEY EVERYBODY!!
SAM HYDE SUCKED A COCK!
Did Sam Hyde at last get mogged? Currently 20 minutes in. Didn't understand why it was on kiwifarms frontpage but i think i get it now.
>>212782456sam is a great performer and an abysmal writer
>>212787107Literally the idubbbz shit full circle
>>212787107go back kiwitranny and stay there
>>212787160>great performer>completely unable to do anything halfway funny off the cuff without breaking character
>>212787661Oh yeah he needs material fed to him
Chuck wasn't lying about him having 0 original ideas on his own
>>212779502paid discord shills, you can get a "job" working for MDE and are paid in mondocoin
>>212778895 (OP)Please, please just kill yourself. It would make the world a much better place.
why let everyone around you do the heavy lifting, do something on your own you fucking nerd
>finally watch the podcast
>was pretty funny
>no actual tension
>obviously a bit
>Harland seemed like he was having fun
Are all of you guys actually autistic?
>>212789900Guess thatโs why Harland cut out all the plugs with stock footage.
>>212789900who was funny? sam? harland? throwing the desk over in a tantrum and awkwardly staring each other down for 10 minutes?
Yeah, Harland cut all Sam's promos from the episode so he clearly wasn't happy with the disrespect. Added eat-my-nuts squirrel clips in their place. Sam can be funny, but he wasn't here and generally isn't when he's demeaning patriarchs. Raised by a single mom and didn't get his ass beat enough as a kid. Acted like a punk here.
>>212789900You're autistic no joke.
>>212782085Probably shagged him
>>212778895 (OP)trannies trying to make a mountain out of a joke everyone was in on. Truely the lowest IQ of posters.
>>212789943but he still has the links in the description
its a funny joke
>>212779364This. He's a sad little turd of a man and he and his incel fanbase need to be flushed down the shitter.
>>212782456I was just thinking this. That was his best work.
rAEP
md5: 63ae0b4038b3d160e7a0058163b9c032
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>>212779412Sam can smell rape, it was a rape nest. That's what set him off, seeing as he built many a rape nest himself.
>>212787107come back from kiwitranny and stay here
>>212778895 (OP)The way he sperged about the priest joke made me realize that must be how all our resident ChristLARPers must react whenever they see a post mocking Christianity. Knowing that, I'm going to be doing it even more now.
Hydefags watched him fail to push around an old men and immediately get gassed from flipping over a table and still think he would fuck anyone with martial arts training up. Joe Rogan would climb on his back like a little chimp and strangle him.
damn sam made you guys so mad lol, can't believe you guys don't see he's trolling you
how do you faggots live with yourselves following this eceleb crap?
>>212795790They get paid per post