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>Know any memory beta fodder you remember fondly?
>What about some batshit convenience like data/geordi/will/bev and worf all going to the academy together?
>Are there any non cannon events you want rolled into in a future where trek does trek things?
>Why does that one ferengi marauder always have to be backwards?

>>212780400 (OP)
Beef crew

>>212780400 (OP)
>>Why does that one ferengi marauder always have to be backwards?
Because it looks like a horseshoe crab that way and that's cool and it just looks correct like that.

>>212780400 (OP)
this is actually very good

>>212780359
>First episode Sept 87
>First comic (miniseries) Feb 88
Checked

>>212780516
Swole Trek

>>212780400 (OP)
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6ppZxDkc5o

>>212780531
no it doesn't it looks fucking stupid, the warp drive is clearly on the back, I bet you wouldn't know the difference between a deflector dish and a force field

>>212780675
https://them0vieblog.com/2014/01/03/star-trek-the-next-generation-dc-comics-vol-1-review/
>This means that the comic was being written before Encounter at Farpoint was even finished. In the letters section in the second issue, Greenberger concedes, “As I write this, it’s mid-September and Star Trek: The Next Generation has yet to debut anywhere in America."

Captains log 43501: It appears that I am once again required to play the romantic interest to the showrunner's wife. While I do not generally comment on the creators of this show I can't help but observe that Gene Roddenberry is a cuckold or a cuck as was playfully referred to in the 21st century vernacular.

>>212780689
knife fights should have broken out more on tng

>>212780718
back and front don't matter the warp drive could be anywhere it's purely creative and aesthetic. it resembles something that already exists so people associate it with that. if that wasn't intended it's a design L.

>>212780400 (OP)
Some anon said it about STO yesterday that it's all a mishmash of different shit thrown on top of itself and I'd just like to illustrate the point
>Mirror universe episode
>help admiral janeway fight Marshall janeway
>but with STD nobodies like tilly
>who have somehow captured regular universe Ilya
>and want to use her for reasons
>and turn on Marshall janeway who defects to help admiral janeway to capture Ilya back for reasons
>and the STD crew exist solely to quip irreverently
I like how tuvok is the captain of the voyager though

>>212780816
In the mirror universe goerdi is played by ice cube and reg is largely the samd

>>212780516
kek that posture on Geordi, what the fuck

>>212780816
>Welcome to Family Feud y'all

>>212780840
yes it does matter the warp drive especially in primitive warp only capable species should be separate from the main crew area, plus it just makes more asthetic sense for the engine to be at the back of the ship, stop apologizing for that idiot who put the marauder the wrong way around, even if he had never seen the ship before its obvious what the alignment should be if he knew anything at all about trek, thats probably kurtmanns collection that he bought off ebay and pretends he's kept since childhood

>>212780982
i wasn't apologizing the thread theme was literally to explain why it's backwards and that is the explanation whether you want to bleed out the ass over it or not. i don't have the emotional investment over this toy collector that you have so i'll bow out of this conversation now. i admit i don't get it.

>>212781057
no you don't its the wrong way around

>>212781087
that wasn't in dispute. the question was why.

>>212780675
The Pocket Books novels were like this too as I recall.

>>212781109
the answer is the collector had no idea what he was collecting and was "showing off" something he had no clue about.

>>212781179
yeah and the question is how he managed to put every ship right except this one.

Which way, Starfleet man?

>>212781222
because he didn't have any idea what he was doing and if it wasn't a starfleet ship then the smaller part goes in the front and the glowy bits go in the back, as the marauder doesn't have glowy bits in the back on the model he was confused

>>212781159
Yeah the first three of them were written way ahead of time which is why they're so "off"

>>212781327
Warship Janeway every time, no question.

>>212781179
Sometimes mistakes happen. To err is human but to forgive is divine.

>>212780858
>it's all a mishmash of different shit thrown on top of itself
actually STO lore was pretty great before the fucking STD shit started and they had to woke fag it into their universe
Actually it went to shit even before with the J.J Abrams bullshit,

>>212781327
Insaneway wins, she'd just fuck Q or make a deal with 8472 and break all laws of sanity and reason, if mirror janeway has coffee and insaneway doesn't then its even worse, total war, sorry mirror universe your getting genocided/universecided? idk if there is a term for it

>>212781450
if he (you) gave his (your) collection away to someone who actually appreciated them then fine if not then may he be cast into the fires of stovokor

Trek returns tomorrow with the debut of an all new S03 of the hit series Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBix8DzPcaE

>nuslop
no one gives a fuck, post more comics and novels instead

Three seasons, a cartoon and six movies.

>>212781497
Omnicide

I don't know where my old Kindle is but I had bought the first of the Temporal Investigations series off Amazon and started it. It started out at the temporal academy, it was alright but I stopped reading it.

>>212781493
>sto had good lore before jj schlock and specifically STD
100% agree. I remember doing a mission like ten years ago on PC where you do a mission with the HMS bounty and go to the star trek v nuetral planet. It was a fan service game but then got into browbeating the old guard with fan disservice as part of brand synergy.

>>212781792
I just ignore all of the nu-Trek content when I play, it's not that hard to avoid.

>>212781409
>To get home, you would destroy ours.
>That's right.
We're reaching levels of based that should be physically impossible.

>>212781644
Discovery
>65 episodes
>Section 31 movie
>10 episodes of short trek
>31 episodes of SNW
TOS
>79 episodes
>6 feature movies
>22 Episodes of thr animated series
It's a remarkable study of good and evil performing roughly the same, unless you look at cultural impact, profitably and fandoms

>>212781409
I used to play Civ III, I was always Anon the Horrible or something. Instead of building the UN I just stole nuclear technology and nuked my enemies at the end of the game. I also taxed my own people at 100% and would have frequent drafts. No matter, they often had fireworks celebrations in my honor because we kept winning wars. The key to ending the game more quickly was to beat an enemy almost to the brink of collapse, then they would bargain for peace, you'd get tech and gold, and then go immediately back to war and wipe them out for their land and cities. My people loved winning wars. They didn't care about democracy or any of that. I'd like to think Warship Janeway would have been a top lieutenant of mine.

>>212782016
You sound like you’d enjoy the Stellaris Star Trek mod

>>212781943
STD itself is dead and buried and forgotten about.

>>212781830
Yeah, you can try.
But if you wanted a decent Phaser build you had to do the goddamn STD raids.
I eventually dumped it when Cryptic OS locked it to WinX.

I really loved how they exploded their lore just from 3 minor eps about Iconians and the Dyson Sphere.

>>212782238
Yeah and whenever I hear a coper talking about how TOS people did the same thing with TNG, I remember that its been 9 years since STD came out, and 16 years since Abrams trek came out still no one cares about that schlock

>>212782238
It's really sad, too. When cancellation was announced for STD, I don't recall there being a massive letter-writing campaign to save the show, or millions of dollars in funds donated by the fans. Simply not enough people cared.

>>212782129
It probably would've been fun back then to play it as a space game. I didn't discover Trek until well after I stopped playing games though. I did build the spaceship at the end of CIV III so I guess warmongers really can into space
Anyway

>>212782360
I don't see anything sad about it, deserved and pathetic trash being thrown where it belongs would be more accurate, it should've never existed in the first place, and it made sure everyone knew that each and every episode. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

>>212782429
>Mishter Shpock? More like Mishter COCK hahaha ah c'mon you fuckin' sour frenchman buck up laddie!

>>212782429
you don't have to be a lazy fuck that was posted yesterday ffs, make your own post or don't post at all, fucking hell.

>>212782360
Well always have TOS and the bermanverse.

>>212782562
you mean we'll always have star trek which we always did, and this horrific nu trash can die a well deserved death.

>>212782573
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased!

>>212782573
>a mere 2 sentence ENT description
what is this sorcery?

>>212782597
Yeah that is what I meant anon

>>212782573
damn, fun to be had all round, great line up, ds9 one depends on how much you love ezri, which I do, solid batch

>>212782617
Its the Orion slave girl ep, the AI spazzed out and shut down obviously

>>212782238
You say that,
but I'm pretty sure all the major tReK Söi-fans STD gushing 24/7 are still there.
And that shit is still part of Trek for the fucks.

>>212782573
Orion girls are easy

>>212782648
Well then, Cheers lads, the dark times are finally over

>>212782680
who cares what they think?

>>212780400 (OP)
The mirror universe books. Every other female character is a sex slave including the entire Vulcan race. Every Vulcan woman is a sex slave for the Cardassians but the Vulcan women mind meld the cardassians while giving them blowjobs and force the cardassian men to murder their families.

>>212782679
>>212782722
nah she wasn't Orion she was some boring white girl with ear bumps

>>212782725
Elbows up!

>>212782573
holy fuck!
a literal 10/10 line up of eps

>>212782768
I'd watch that

>>212782801
oh that one, well its okay I suppose

>>212782498
It's sad not in a tragic sense but in how pathetic it is

>>212782868
aye

>>212780400 (OP)
Mirror Jellico is evil finally proving ...

>>212780400 (OP)
>Video game where the Ent-D gets invades, the crew is held hostage, and you, the player, must save them using weapons and tools improvised from iconic props on the show
>For example, you can raid Rikers quarters and arm yourself with a combat trombone, a combone

>>212783541
Never played the point and clicks. I had picrel, which does have a lot of iconian shit in it now that I think of it. It's dogfights and away missions with nice touches like an encyclopedic ships computer and character abilities like geordi seeing in the dark

>>212781444
>'that was an alien who hated the Kazons
I could have been that alien

>>212782888
Picard
>Tea, earl grey, hot
Janeway
>Coffee, black
Sisko
>gumbo in a thermos

>>212780651
Tell me more about the garak lore

>>212783943
I only grabbed that from a /v/ thread last week. guess which board has the more civil Star Trek discussion? The 90's games are probably in license hell because of actor likeness rights. They're never getting put into a collection for modern platforms.

>>212784011
I was just correcting the anon. It's easy to think it was one Kazon faction trying to eliminate the rest but it was actually this nice-seeming asshole who sets all the Kazon leaders up in the same room and tries to blast them through the windows. Janeway trusted him too kek. I actually didn't hate all the Kazon stuff on this watch thru. The episode with Aron Eisenberg was pretty kino. Also they hate backtalking women. Pretty based race overall.

>>212782725
It can (and will) only get worse... don't give me hope-

>>212784137
I wasn't calling you out or anything anon, I just hate the non klingon klingons

>>212784317
Fair enough. Qapla

>>212784381
KAH-PLAH!
>>212780400 (OP)
Was Kurn acting dishonorably for patronizing and shit testing his older brother?

>>212784603
>picrel
>unqaplaful

>>212784635
>>212784603
It was extremely based of him to test Worf like that.

>kurn: this food is unpalatable. i am not used to human food.
>geordi: well it seems to agree with worf
>kurn: yeeees......
>worf: oh you fucking petaQ

I'm watching Star Trek for the first time. Starting with TNG; it's so comfy.

>>212785531
hell yeah. welcome to /trek/

>>212785531
Enjoy the ride

>>212785531
Godspeed, anon.

>>212785531
>TNG season one: deeply flawed but with potential for greatness
>TNG season two: space sitcom
>TNG seasons 3-6 peak TV science fiction
>TNG season seven: a bumpy ride but one worth taking
Do not binge TNG. Watch one or two episodes a night and grow attached to the cast and ship.

>>212785567
>>212785678
>>212786003
Thanks bros.
>>212786090
Not really a binge watcher, more of a one or two and done so that's good for me.

>>212786090
Sensational journalism is just what we had before click bait. It was a nonsense article when it was written.

>>212786843
The article may have been proto clickbait but I’m sure there were TOS purists who refused to watch anything Star Trek related not starring Kirk and Spock. Have another article of the sort. This one is about how Japanese cartoons are turning children into violent animals.

>>212786090
>this season one of these characters will die

>>212786090
>Spock has been replaced by a blind character who sees through robot eyes
Data did have robot eyes

>>212787389
Kek do you think the author cared enough to throw that in? They couldn't give a fuck about Trek and purposely chose the worst photos of the actors out of spite.
>I'm a REAL journalist! I have a Master's Degree! How dare they waste my time me write about a stupid TV show for rubes!

>>212787199
>there were TOS purists who refused to watch anything Star Trek related not starring Kirk and Spock
Yes, an incredibly small number of people like Ruth from that article. If you look hard enough, you can find someone to support anything.

>>212787848
When they ended TNG they were running previews for voyager. I remember being upset they were doing a show about a non enterprise named ship. Didn't care about the captain, the ship thing upset me. Then I watched it because at least it wasn't revolving around a space station.

>>212787389
>Commander Ryker
Number one, what kind of nonsense is this?

>>212788127
Thomas should have just gone by "ryker"
>>212786090
Was that the first case of a Fandom Backlash of
>I haven't seen it
>but it's different so it's bad

>>212780516
>data crying
wut

>>212780689
Why do capeshit artists always have to make everyone look swole as fuck for no reason? Same thing happened when RLM had Freddie Williams draw the concept art for Plinkett's fantasy Picard show. It looked so bizarre.

>>212787848
Not just that it was the standard for trekkies to hate anything else, from star wars to space operas

>>212780516
>>212788322
That's a lot of people morning while worf and picard are still doing cqc in the background

>>212788367
comic artists learn one style and stick with it forever

>>212788408
Is like riding a bike, also freddie williams is a clear example of american cape artist a pure breed who dodges looking like a bad anime or euro conceptual art about vaginas

>just finished ds9 rewatch
>now watching the x-files
>seeing tons of past and future ds9 guest stars all through season 1, including two in the same episode
Noice

>>212788522
i dont really remember a lot of xfiles guesties but if its like any other scifi tv show its a bunch of toronto-local folks.

>>212780400 (OP)
Picrel is the worst thing to come out of the jj verse that isn't Alex kurtzman

>>212788522
>>just finished ds9 rewatch
any new thoughts or insights to report?

>>212788251
Sherlock Holmes is history's first unhinged fanbase. It's also fiction's most adapted IP. I'm sure fans of the novels were throwing tantrums whenever a new format for the character was announced.

>>212788630
is that a mass effect game?

>>212788367
Meh, they had only read scripts/bibles for the most part and they're was a lot of talk about how everyone was in their physical prime. That also would have been a marketable comic book look in the late 80s and also >>212788408

>>212788668
It's like a mass effect game without any of the crew management and just cover shooting the whole time with two characters

>>212786090
You're right about not binging it. It's more enjoyable in doses & you might go insane watching 3-4 stinkers before getting to an all timer. Stretch them out, unlike TOS & DS9, which are tailor made to binge.

>>212784603
No kurn had to be certain that this fight was worth it and tested him with the best shot test of all, the banality of liberal kindness and meaningless platitudes

>>212788651
Season 7 wasn't as weak as I remembered. The overall quality of episodes is still pretty high and there are quite a few top tier highlights. The final nine-episode arc is good when it stays focused on the war (the three or so episodes without any Dukat/Winn nonsense was a relief) though after 7 seasons of mostly standalone short stories, which Berman Trek had completely mastered, the continuous serial format didn't have as much impact for me. The finale was pretty good overall even if it shits the bed with Sisko and Dukat. In short, the specific story problems with the last couple seasons didn't have as dramatic an effect on the overarching writing quality as I would've assumed.

>>212788946
7 seasons can allow a show to become comfortable in itself ala this one & Nog running the Sands. You also got the Weyoun defection one, the last stand of Kor. It's great outside of the pah-wraiths.

>>212788946
I think the dominion war was done dirty with Berman deciding to not base and TNG movie in it. Imagine a movie with Picard going head to head against the cardassian that tortured him, Werner vs Stewart in a glorious battle

>>212789237
That, or figure out how to integrate VOY into DS9.

>>212789237
No I agree with Berman not wanting TNG to upstage DS9 by defeating the Dominion in a movie

>>212789283
As much as I’d love to have seen if the borg could assimilate a changeling, it was smart to get Voyager away from the alpha quadrant for the dominion war. It would’ve been to much to have two shows about it

>>212789368
You didn’t have to finish the war in the movie, just have it be about the enterprise trying to establish a treaty with a world for its Dilithium at the same time as the cardassians. There were plenty of episodes with that sort of plot and it could easily work over a movie

>>212789496
then you'd have the normie audience confused and wonder why the bad guys aren't technically defeated at the end
also DS9 was only barely getting 4m viewers per episode by the time Insurrection was coming out
i may disagree with many decisions they made in the late 90s but keeping the TNG movies as their own thing worked out mostly

>>212789012
Man, I hate the "introduce new character who is related to other character but this somehow never got mentioned" trope. Sybok at least was a matter of shame.

>>212789782
>also DS9 was only barely getting 4m viewers per episode by the time Insurrection was coming out
TV shows would kill for these ratings today.

>>212789876
Kiras cardassian sister was so kino she became like a side character

>>212790092
i never came around to liking her desu

>>212790092
It's different when you add them to the same show. Prequel/sequel/spin-off relatives are cringe.

>>212789782
You can still have the movie end with the enterprise securing the treaty, it’s not like you can tell the story of a battle and people won’t understand the war goes on

>>212789196
>dedicate entire last-ditch character swap to cute girl for nog's therapy
>this suave motherfucker swoops in and works his magic

>>212788946
You just have bad taste. Season 7 is almost unwatchable.

>>212788367
>Why do capeshit artists always have to make everyone look swole as fuck for no reason?
If you don't, Rob Liefield will personally come to your house and strangle you with a utility belt made of death pouches.

>>212790853
I miss artists like Liefield and that other guy who used to just blatantly trace everything. What was his name? Land, or something?

I've been out of the comics loop for 10+ years at this point.

>>212790896
I don't know, ask the Tipton Tipton guy. My intersection of comics guys is more >>>/tg/ related (although Steranko did the cover for Heroes Unlimited). As blatant tracers go, Kevin Siembieda did that a lot to Kevin Long. Interesting drama there.
Also, tripfags get the rope. Chop chop, Scotty.

>>212789237
At that point he more of a reason to want revenge on that cardasian than on the borg but also there are 4 lights

There's a good reason manga has completely curbstomped western comics all over the world despite capeshit invading hollywood.

>>212791013
I found the old /co/ Greg Land image, here you go

>>212791076
Liefeld posting?

>>212780516
CQC experts Tasha, Riker, and Data just moping while their elderly captain frantically attempts to restrain a crazed shooter in the background Kek

Good for worf for actually helping

>>212789965
this is true. it's funny how in 1998 that was the line where you barely skirted cancellation.

>>212791251
Is this achieveable natty?

>>212784103
Not the poster but I read this. It’s written by the guy who played the character. Written as a sort of memoir about garaks life as an illegitimate son of a secret policeman, his career as a secret policeman, his love of a woman and his eventual disgrace. Very good book. Unlike Star Wars or Warhammer, Star Trek rarely reprints their kino so good luck finding a copy.

>>212791251
Riker was cultivating this physique in his ENT appearance

>>212791290
No?

The stories in the TNG comic are extra batshit hit or miss but the cover art never missed

>>212791426
Shatmaxxxing

>>212781828
Apparently, this Gabrielle Chana bird is pretty near

>>212791516
Shat was 80 years in that pic. What's Jonny's excuse?

>>212791542
Neat*

>>212791459
>What did you say to me boy

>>212791558
No girdle?

>>212791596
>>212781828

>>212791613
I bet you bought that bit about Frakes' bad back being the reason he couldn't sit normally and never realized that him wearing such a tight girdle was the actual reason for it.

>>212791459
I like The Worst of Both Worlds story arc.

>>212791767
>console warring
Oh I see the confusion, I was "both sides" ing

>>212791900
No one is doing that, autist.

>>212791694
The vaginabutt chronicles

>>212791944
>rote insulting
Oh I see the confusion, I was olive branching

>>212791596
>I need you to draw a stoic, emotionless android
>On it, boss!

>>212792055
You always do this this crap, correct yourself. You're tiresome.

>>212792390
>where do you see yourself in 10 years

>>212792390
>Q turns the crew into Klingons, just for fun
>Q shrinks Troi and Worf, just for fun
>Q turns the crew into androids, just for fun
the perils in maintaining a monthly comic series

>>212780400 (OP)
Thoughts on the gorn redesign

>>212793252
Pics you can hear

>>212793252
absolutely hilarious

>>212791355
That sounds really based

>>212793515
based on what

Just watching some trek on the old boob tube, I caught 1 2 and 3 on Pluto and was annoyed that they weren’t playing 4 so I just grabbed the vhs

no beach to walk on

>>212793515
Love the c design

>>212782722
and we like them that way

>>212786090
old trek seethers from a different era

:(

anyone got any juicy behind the scenes DS9 gossip

I hear Avery Brooks was a mega shy autist, is it true?

>>212795929
he scared people by talking jive

Q was awesome in MLP

>>212795929
Marina Sirtis went to the DS9 set and said it was like a funeral. She called it Deep Sleep Nine.

>>212796077
lmao
She said the TNG set was the same because Picard was such an anti-fun autist but they beat it out of him and he became the most ridiculous one on the show.
Flash foward a few years and he's playing an American Dad character for 2 decades straight and Poop in the emoji movie.
>>212796019
He made them change the ending to the show because he perceived it to be anti black.

>>212796156
I don’t think Stewart can voice Bullock anymore. His voice no longer matches the character’s energy.

>>212796156
>he perceived it to be anti black.
i have no idea how they changed it but it even still has that vibe

>>212796265
Initial draft was Sisko saying to Kassidy that he wasn't ever coming back but he felt uncomortable with the connotations of a BLACK KING abandoning his baby mama and unborn fetus because of real world comparisons so he insisted on him saying he'll be back one day.

Which made the finale slightly less poignant but at least Avery's feelings are protected.

new SNW tmrw
what do we think lads

>>212796349
Fuck off

>>212795929
Avery Brooks was a tyrant who demanded complete silence and seriousness.
Nana Visitor was kidnapped by two men after leaving the DS9 set.
Colm Meaney was in such high demand that he frequently had to take leave in order to work on movies and other projects.
Michael Dorn swore he would never play Worf again because the makeup was hellish but the producers enticed him to do DS9 by offering a huge sum of money.
Terry Farrell was fired after she tried to hold out for more money and less appearances so she could also star on Becker. She was eventually fired from Becker after trying to conspire with the other actors to hold up the production so they could get more money.

>>212796349
It's going to suck and you know it.

>>212796421
>Terry Farrell was fired after she tried to hold out for more money and less appearances so she could also star on Becker. She was eventually fired from Becker after trying to conspire with the other actors to hold up the production so they could get more money.
lmao
she's very beautiful but Dax was the worst part about the show and her acting was wooden from start to close.
All the worst episodes are Dax themed. Who does she think she is?
Ezri was 100x better. Think it's the only situation where a main character is replaced after years on screen and it's actually an improvement.

KMART

>>212796524
i agree but now i have to wonder what even is the best dax episode? was she a complete failure from start to finish?

>>212796551
Blood Oath because it's barely about Dax but it defined her character for the rest of the series

>>212796551
Best Dax episodes that spring to mind are where she may have a big role but she has to spare the spotlight.
Shadowplay (where she and Odo went to a planet that was actually a complete hologram)
Blood Oath (that 3 old Klingons episode)

I hated Jadzia so much though.
Even on the eve of her wedding to Worf she was getting horny for that Samoan guy and the episode dared paint Jadzia as the saint and Martok's wife as the evil bitch. Not to mention the fact of the deux ex machina of her forgiving Jadzia just in time to marry her to Worf.

Ghastly wench.

>>212796582
>>212796703
i love blood oath but it would also be improved by removing jadzia lol

>>212796551
Blood Oath, definitely. Sword of Kahless is kino, too, because Kor is a badass.

>>212796703
>the episode dared paint Jadzia as the saint and Martok's wife as the evil bitch
this is flat out wrong. this is the episode where Sisko lectures her about acting like a childish pretty fucking cunt despite being 300 years and 8 lifetimes old

>>212796551
I wonder if anyone would think she sucked if she'd just stuck out the final season

Like I bet if cirroc lofton had been replaced by a 50% better actor people would be shaken by how bad he sucked

>>212796776
petty*

>>212796794
jake's consistently great in every season though

>>212796728
still racking my head and notice there's a strong negative correlation between how much dax is in the episode vs how good the episode is

2 other episodes that spring to mind are Facets (where the rest of the main cast become vestibules for her former hosts) and Invasive Prodecures (where some Trill terrorist steals the symbiont and Terry Farrell is barely in it)

I mean look at episodes like Equilibrum and Meridian. Fucking garbage. One of the few times I actually had to check how much time had passed to know how much more bordeom I had to endure.

>>212796728
Yeah she's kinda irrelevant. The best episode that's actually about Dax is probably...none of them. She was best as a supporting character in episodes like Blood Oath and Past Tense.

>>212796794
i enjoyed jake episodes immensely more than jadzia dax episodes

>>212796794
Cirroc Lofton played his role just fine and Jake was well written.

Romulan women have green nipples.

>>212796776
Worf received equal condemnation for letting her slip away though, even though he was completely in the right.

>>212789012
>Picard did I ever tell you about your clone Shinzon? We made him as part of a plot to replace you or something but we shelved it for budgetary reasons and stuck him on our penal moon. We have a slave race there called remans by the way. We have them build our most advanced warships in between whipping sessions. We sent him out as cannon fodder during the dominion war but he became a war hero for the remans and took our doomsday warship and is headed towards your location. Just a heads up. Also, he’s never seen a human woman before and we subjected him to psychic sissy Hypno with pictures of your betazed counselor. He might go berserk if he sees her. And he was a good friend.

>>212796890
so do Vulcan women

>>212796890
>>212796921

>>212796900
https://youtu.be/RRSx2p1h4EI

The prime directive is so fucking stupid

is /trek/ pro or anti Vic?

>>212796890
>>212796921
Romulan Pussy = sneaky
Vulcan Pussy = stinky

>>212797149
strongly pro-nog so vic has to be accepted.

>>212797165
hygiene is illogical

>>212797149
I am pro Jimmy Darren. Gidget. Time Tunnel. Hooker. DS9. He's the man. Vic was great.

>>212797149
I listen to his album frequently

>>212797149
That's a stupid question.

>this actually worked
Thank god Hayes wasn't alive to see this

>>212797386
of course it worked

>>212797415
yeah well this Bugs Bunny shit didn't work on Malcom. she tried to bamboozle him with her charms and he still caught them fucking with their security or whatever. only smart guy on this whole ship.

>>212797479
malcolm is a NAVY (ish) man

>>212797479
Malcolm lacks the capacity to love.

>>212797506
that's not true. they bonded over being from military families. they had a thing.

>>212797506
Like most British men, it's a choice between being homosexual or being an incel.

this was a powerful moment in the show

>>212797140
It's a good idea, the barrier just shouldn't be warp travel, it should be warp or awareness. That episode where Janeway didn't want to contact the fast forward planet when they already saw the ship was dumb

>>212797670
i unironically loved this episode. i love how Kirk treats it as all real.

>>212797149
bit overused

>>212797149
I'm anti holodeck

>>212797670
>Holy shit I just remembered that time Lincoln called me a negress

>>212780948
FART!

>>212798059
I understand

>>212797149
DS9 enjoyers are primarily poofters

>>212798143
Nice

>>212798110
>>212798143
o i'm laffin

>>212798177
>that manlet
What was his problem?

>>212798151
Brother wars threads were yesterday instagaging anon

>>212798211
Idk, the way the head girl boss explained it was that the men were all manlet neets with Amazon waifus. It sounded like a sweet deal

>>212798151
DS9 is based and right wing

>>212797670
Lincoln lookin like he bout to drop a fire album

How out of all possible things, can the writers not track Spot's gender?

>>212798818
Shes cute tho

>>212798648
literally you

>>212798738
there's very embarrassing errors beyond that
In the episode Julian was revealed to be genetically advanced that Admiral at the end spoke about why it's illegal in the first place by talking about what happened "200 years ago" - aka Enterprise time. It should have been 400 years ago.

When such a basic error happens part of my soul dies.

>>212798895
Not trek but kek

>>212798909
it was literally like 1997 or whenever, the same years DS9 was actually airing right? weird error.

>>212798909
there's other stuff like that like Sisko saying his dad is dead

>>212799036
did sisko have a mom or was it two dads?

>>212798738
I’ll take the chad Porthos over Spot any day of the week.

Deep Sleep @ 9

>>212799172
i couldn't help but notice that Porthos was played by a female dog.

>>212799208
Yeah this is a slow episode. Dax sux but Ezri is a chill pixie dream girl

>>212799059
Sisko's mother was the Prophet Muhammad

>>212799222
Multiple beagles both male and female. Writers never screwed up the in show gender though. He’s a good boy who knows better than to be eating that cheese.

>both Daxes at the same time
The holodeck can't be invented fast enough.

Best crew

>>212799172
Porthos is a demon in canine skin.

>>212799540
Best crew and also Crusher and Troi are there.

>>212799540
name a good Troi episode

>>212799577
the one where she dressed like this

>>212799577
easy, Face of the Enemy (but in truth i usually skip troi episodes)

>>212799610
I remember taking a screengrab from S6E3 (Man of the People) because I don't think a human being has ever looked this attractive.
I think because she got a tan or something?

Either way I got an erection on sight like I was a 14 year old boy.

>>212799610
beat me to it but mine's bigger but shorter, chode webm.

>>212799540
Yeah right. Generally I’m not a TOS purist, but this is the correct answer.

>>212799610
Hellenic perfection.

>>212799658
Sulu blows. Chekov blows.

>>212799658
i really love the TMP dentist crew desu, decker and ilia are the proto-troi and riker.

>>212799577
The one where her moms servant gets shitfaced all day

>>212799658
>Kirk, Spock, Bones and background characters
These niggas had no sense of family at all

>Uhura highlights over 3 seasons and 6 films
Rape kissed by Kirk in Plato's Stepchildren
Did a sexy dance in Star Trek 5
And flirted with Spock in the pilot for some reason
>Sulu highlights
Took his shirt off in The Naked Mind
Researched gaseous anomalies in the Beta Quadrant in Star Trek 6
Even in The Voyage Home when everyone had something, he had nothing. Flying that whale tank back with a helicopter, sad!

Chekov and Scotty had their moments but this didn't feel like a "crew", more like coworkers forced to be together. Which was the same IRL so I guess life imitates art.

>>212799704
Crusher blows. Troi blows.

>>212799745
what was with her and grand nagus zek having 7 feet tall sidekicks that never spoke a word?

>>212799577
>>212799745
i love every lwaxana episode so you have me there.

>>212799773
Remember Me is kino though
and we mustn't forget she had an orgasm in Sub Rosa

>>212799800
including the final ever Lwaxana episode in DS9 where that weird alien woman had an orgasm every time Jake wrote part of his novel?
That's Bottom 5 DS9 episodes in the entire run.

>>212799656
The very last thing that any Troi fan wants to see is that idiot Riker.

>>212799861
>Jake Sisko visibly balding even though he was only 21 when the show ended
tragic. TRAGIC! They don't have a cure for that shit in the 24th century? Like father like son I guess.

>>212799861
Crazy how Rene can not wear any makeup or costume and look exactly like Odo anyway

>>212798984
>sins of the father
It's like that if colonel worf was guilty

>>212799910
Avery Brooks wasn't balding though as far as I remember. Unless his hair was fake or something

>>212799846
the muse one? it is definitely infamous but preggo gilf....? events out i guess.
>>212799848
>troi fan
i could not care less but yeah the webm needs to be updated for modern 4chan video standards.

>>212799954
evens*
>According to Behr, the script meeting for a standard episode usually lasts two days, three if there are problems. The script meeting for "The Muse" lasted six days – the longest script meeting in the entire seven year run of Deep Space Nine.

looks like literally nobody likes that episode

why couldn't the enterprise be bothered to help during the dominion war bros

>>212799910
Whos a bigger (littler) bitch nigga, Ciroc Lifton or Hwil Hweaton?

>>212800017
would Data drink a bloodwine toast over burning Cardie corpses?

>>212800065
he swore in Generations so it's not too crazy for him to go completely against human beings (24th century human beings) every once in a while

>>212799773
God I hope

>>212800017
The flag ship is often kept out of the thick of the fighting when shit really goes down because it would be a big hit to morale if it were destroyed.

>>212799861
>Deep space Nine Is NBC's newest hit sitcom
>Join Ben sisko, retired doctor of hip hop philosophy forced to comeback to his hometown of atlanta and save his fathers failing resturant, the "deep space."
>you'll fall in love with grumpy waitress Kira, always putting her smoke breaks over the customers
>Share the laighs with patrons Quirky Dave Quark and stoic and Proud Justin Odo, the local gay couple whose love is louder than their bickering
>Surley Chef Obrien serving up granddads best recipes, but though Ben can stand his methods, you can always taste the love in the meal
>Foppy account Julian is not only helping Ben balance the books, but balance life as a single dad to his son Jake
>But Ben might not be single forever, when out of town debutant turns down her inheritance for something a little more valuable, her automony.
>And a dog named Worf makes 9
>Deep space Nine,
>starting September 21st, Thursdays on NBC after Mad about you

TOS is basically the Kirk and Spock show guest starring Bones and sometimes Scotty. Powerful, but limited. Characters like Sulu, Uhura and Chekov barely exist until the movies where they finally become minor characters.

TNG's cast. Anyone outside of Picard, Worf and Data is wasted potential (Riker, Geordi, Ro) or just shit (Troi, both Crushers)

DS9's cast is very strong but some are mishandled. Bashir is pure whiplash and was better before he became a jaded superhuman, both Daxes are crap and Jadzia is just offensive, Odo is basically character assassinated by the end, Kira is grinded down into Odo's forced side piece which is just fucking sad to see, she died with Bareil.

VOY's cast is the most balanced. Everyone is fully realized, gets ample spotlight and they all interact with each other extensively due to the premise of the show. They all grow and develop naturally. The only real misstep was the forced late stage romance between Chakotay and Seven, which we all know why that happened.

ENT started ensemble but quickly suffered from TOS syndrome which basically wrote out everyone but Archer, Trip and T'pol. A shame really. Malcolm, Hoshi and Travis deserved better. Somehow Phlox made it out unscathed.

>>212800329
uhura has a lot of screen time and focus just not a lot of speaking.

>>212800329
McCoy is just as important as Kirk and Spock.

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>>212799656
Your clip doesn't have side boob or lower back kino.

>>212790833
bait used to be believable

>>212800329
would DS9 have been enhanced if Ro replaced Kira?
I like Kira but I also loved Ro.
I wonder.

>>212800773
Absolutely not.

>>212800329
The Odo/Kira thing happened way too early.
Should have come at the tail end of S7 or Odo only confessing his love in the finale when he had to leave her forever (& her suddenly realising the same way a few episodes prior).
Making them an actual relationship took away Odo's forever aloneness which is what made him so captivating a-la Spock & Data.

The lonely autist is always the best because that's what we are. It's what all star trek enjoyers are.

>>212800886
>that weird projection

>>212799222
based dog ballsack enjoyer

why, oh why, do i live orion girls so much? i can't even smell their pheromones through a video, but they still drive me wild