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Everyone loves the episode, make it make sense
>>212781767 (OP)Shills got orders
its about matching energy. mattan was snatching at his stuff, having guys on set mess with him, sam responded in kind and honestly went pretty easy in regards to the physical stuff
Harlan was just being off the cuff, having a duel of retard-wits and composure, and sam failed, knew it, then had to resort to his "im the biggest guy in the room" schtick
>>212781767 (OP)Couple of differences. First, this was an actual planned bit and not something Sam did desperately in the moment because he was struggling to think of anything funny to do or say like on Harland's podcast. Second, doing shit like this fits the tone of Matan's shitty zoomer Eric Andre podcast. It doesn't work for a riffing podcast like Harland.
Im guessing Matan is a funnier comedian, if you can call him that
>>212781909It works even more for harlen since he has 100k subs and Matan has over a million...
Who the fuck cares about harlen
it worked with matan because matan is a hack
When did sam stop telling jokes?
>>212781767 (OP)He's washed. RIP.
maybe the Harlan episode was planned distraction from the luke warm reception of EP
>>212781767 (OP)The difference was he was actually being funny. No one gives a shit that he tipped a table over, it was that he was awkward, unfunny and sperging out. Its like the um human resources meme.
What the fuck would sam do around someone larger and wittier than him? He couldnt even resort to physical bullying against someone like patrice oneal
>>212782126Cool story no one gives a shit about this podcast and won't be talking about it in less than a week.
>>212781979>Who the fuck cares about harlennon zoomer comedy fans
who the fuck is this matan kid? just another random tik tok celeb?
>>212782136Patrice is wittier but sam hyde would fuck Patrice O'Neal up lmfao
>>212782075now reddit has turned on sam, but why?
>>212782170Non zoomer comedy fans? Who's your favorite comedian...watch how weird shills get when you ask them this.
>>212782185He wouldnt shove around a 6'5 350lb man. He didnt look very strong trying to roughouse with harland
>>212782300Your favorite nigger was funny but sam actually trained boxing and beat a person trained by a professional boxer. Patrice was 300 pounds of fat ass
>>212782075>pathetic incel influencerThat's our man
>>212781767 (OP)can someone link me the sam with 25 indians, i see that comment on youtube but dont know where it came from
>>212782409Matans podcast
>>212782216Robin Williams, Mitch Hedburg, Steve Martin
>>212782300Considering Patrice died from being a fat weak peice of shit at 41 and sams 40 it's not looking good.
>>212781767 (OP)the rest of the crew sitting there uncomfortably made this one way worse
>>212782439Op so you got shit taste sorry
>>212781767 (OP)Sam Hyde and David Lucas are insecure rape victims who try to intimidate and out-alpha skinny kids and silly boomers. Pathetic!
>>212782340Im not even a patrice fan, we could use will sasso as the example, anyone that large sam couldnt jerk around as a bit, he would look even more retarded to start boxing someone on a podcast
>>212782136sam would literally and unironically present his ass to someone both bigger and wittier (low bar in the latter department). I genuinely believe his mind would shut down and he would become incredibly submissive because he just wouldnt know what to do. If he cant rattle you and he cant throw you around, he'd shutdown.
>>212782546I was just correcting you about Patrice calm down buddy
>>212782439>Robin Williamsloud and fast = funny, but for boomers
>Mitch Hedburgnever seen his stuff
>Steve Martini liked cheaper by the dozen
>>212782552Well considering he worked with will sasso and the other guy just mentioned him it seems he has no issue with working with someone bigger and wittier and will has nothing but good things to say about sam
>>212782075>Harlan EllisonI thought he died
>>212782612Robin Williams is literally unfunny as fuck and more annoying than even humorous.
Mitch was good
Martin is literally a nasally queer and never made anything funny his snl career cemented that he's a hack
>>212782094I'm autistic, can you explain what's happening here?
>>212782612mitch hedburg and early steve martin movies are good
Why are there so many Scam Hyde fangirls engaging in so much damage control? Just take the L, your e-daddy got exposed as a fool and weโre going to make fun of him. Itโs not a big deal at all. You can still waste your paycheck and your time watching his awful content, he will still ne around.
>>212782689its a mix of emotions. Disbelief, shock, embarrasement, anger.
harland williams isnt funny so, bit or not im glad it happened
>>212782689Nick trying to not lose his shit watching his career get flushed down the toilet after 10 years of exile from the media caused by Sam Hyde
>>212782612>loud and fast = funny, but for boomerWell Iโve got a simple question for you zoomerโฆ ever hear people laugh this loud?
https://youtu.be/S1nW9DHctYE?t=76
What zoomer in the world gets laughs like that
He didn't go far enough. Should have pulled his pants down and at least started dry humping him, if not full penetration.
>>212782979If you say it 100 more times maybe ot will be true lmfao
>Sam and the crew spend a decade working on comedy
>get their big break with World Peace
>Sam goes ''JEWS JEWS JEWS HEIL HITLER NIGGER HAHAHAAHA''
>ruins the lives of everyone around him
>proceed to spend 10 years trying to build up a career
>get their big break with World Peace 2, their big comeback
>''JEWS JEWS JEWS HAHAHAHA KIKE KIKE NIGGER KILL ALL PAJEETS HAHA I'LL MURDER HASAN PIKER IN REAL LIFE''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=balitii8_Xg
>>212782689>motherfucker did it AGAIN
>>212782676>Robin Williams is literally unfunny as fuck and more annoying than even humorous.I'm not a fan of Robin Williams but this is funnier than anything Sam has ever done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MHuuc-lcGo
>>212783225I never got the prison sketch. Seemed too abstract and like it's not really saying anything. Now the sketch makes 100% perfect sense when you take it as literally as possible with Charls being fucked over by Sam Hyde and being Sam's prison bitch.
This is the most prophetic piece of media MDE has ever made. The sketch only gets better with time.
>>212782676>Martin is literally a nasally queer and never made anything funny his snl career cemented that he's a hackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbavuReVF4
also I miss Phil Hartman
>>212783393Hartman was the man
Martin is a literal faggot won't even open your link I bet its hik dressed as a Egyptian acting black huh.....what a genius
He's in a constant battle of knowing he's not funny and trying his hardest to be. He has to resort to antics and shenanigans for shock value in the hopes he'll get a laugh.
Sad to say but sam was never that funny to begin with he was hit or miss and relied on playing into a counter cultural zeitgeist for humor.
>>212783320That shit is like taking cocain with the most annoying faggot you can think of
>>212781767 (OP)anyone else think this kid on the left is the antichrist?
SATAN
MATAN...
also he appears in many random places where other streamers appear out of nowhere
>>212781767 (OP)> NOOOO you have to participate in the rigged game
>>212782837You win by not engaging in it dum dum.
Sage goes in the options field newfriend.
>>212781767 (OP)I need a quick run down on this Sam Hyde and Harland podcast. Donโt know any either of them are. Why is it such a big deal?
>>212783225Do you think theyll ever get the message and cut him off and do their own thing
>>212783355To me it always read like a man who never wanted to acknowledge the situation he was in and was trapped in an endless cycle, and only after 20 years or however long he's way older and can only then realize he wasted all that time being in denial but there's no way to get the time back
>>212783717I fully believe that Charls did not forgive Sam and he is back only to snake Sam and get the rest of the guys away from him. Ever since he ''forgave'' Sam and joined back he has been real sketchy and giving these constant looks to the camera and dropping weird hints.
>>212783698Sam Hyde is a mentally ill incel pdf who hides behind layers of irony 24/7 365 days a year.
Harland is a mentally ill comedian who hides behind layers of irony 24/7 365 days a year.
So with this podcast, essentially you have an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. They have a 40 minute conversation about absolutely nothing, itโs complete nonsense because nothing theyโre saying is genuine. However, Harland seems to out irony Sam, and Sam seems to get a little frustrated by it. Then it ends. Thatโs it.
>>212783819Homo erotic head cannon huh? Weird angle
>>212783819>he has been real sketchy and giving these constant looks to the camera and dropping weird hints.that's just cause he's fucking insane and doesn't take any meds
in his mind all possibilities are of the same probability, you could tell him anything and he might acknowledge it as simple fact
>>212783770That's kind of what I got, but that's still very vague. Like what is the prison supposed to represent? Just life? Your own inaction? Is the judge and the warden yourself?
When you take it to mean being trapped with Sam Hyde and wasting your entire life working for this bum, it makes perfect sense. It just clicks. Sam ruined his life.
>>212781767 (OP)How much do they pay you freaks to spam the board with this garbage?
>>212783225Watching Sam Hyde's gradual decline back into irrelevancy has been very entertaining to watch; his best work so far
>>212783944I am now demoralized
>>212783819I fully believe the whole thing is an act.
>>212783879Someone being a schizo doesn't mean they are retarded. It's like Terry Davis. Yeah, the guy is nuts and suffering from schizophrenia but about certain things he is weirdly lucid and really smart.
Charls is a way milder version of that. He believes all sorts of weird shit about flat earth, space is fake, nukes don't exist, the moon controls your mood, but he is very lucid about people. His drunk spergout stream where he shits on Sam is a masterpiece.
>>212783891>snake eyesKino
>>212782094>Wait a minute that facehttps://youtu.be/nhiGNo6yCtw?si=q0YRxgqdT7oZl1u6
>>212784020the funniest part. is it isnt interesting or funny if it is an act. sam tries way too fucking hard
>>212782979You guys said that 10 years ago. When will it happen? In two more weeks?
>>212784040Damn, I noticed that face, too. So this confirms nick is gay according to that teacher sketch?
>>212783355I always interpreted it as a man living in denial. It starts off with a man living his life, then it gets ruined and all the time he's denying it. "Not me not never". Then when he's finally out and his life is in the rearview mirror and he has nothing left he is forced to confront that his denial of reality did nothing to stop everything from being stolen. Then it ends with him melting down while (originally) John Maus's Copkiller plays, which I took to mean that he would now become some kind terrorist or killer. Fits with the title of "the man who would never be... what they made him to be". I agree it's very vague and surreal and i don't know if any of the bullshit i've typed is the "correct" interpretation but it always made me feel some kind of feeling.
>>212781767 (OP)>Guy Sam respects has a podcast>Sam goes on>Makes a scene, creates discussion>Views higher than average both times>Person gets additional money and exposureThis board is so FUCKING AUTISTIC they can't comprehend that both times he did the kindest thing a podcast guest can possibly do. He got the host 151k+ more views than normal. It's his 14th most popular video and Matan's #1.
>>212784144Absolute retard
>>212783819Damn, MDE really is a gravitational field for schizophrenics
>>212784417Kill yourself trans freak
>destroy some annoying kids 20 dollar folding table as a part of an intentionally shitty looking set
>destroy some old guys expensive specifically made serious set
?
>>212784442Whiter than you kike
>>212783225"Kill Hasan IRL" was years ago
Hydeโs done. Not watching Extreme Peace tonight
>>212781767 (OP)>how is different thing differentgee I dunno
>>212783819think you're on the right track. Charls needed a win cus he's starting his family. he'll be ambivalent, spread the mirth, won't prioritize the Sam-centric stuff, will prioritize his show with Erick while staying amiable with the rest of the boys, and you know he's gonna revel in the moment when Sam shows what he really is. genuinely the people that came out on top by the end of this episode were Charls and Harland who actually managed to maintain composure and riff off each other within the chaos
>is there a gorilla in this room or what
>>212782094>doesn't look at what Sam's doing>looks down the whole time>that annoyed sigh at the very endLmfao, why do I get the feeling like these guys are afraid to confront Sam about literally anything, you'd hear sketch groups or comedy troupes say how much they argue all the time about things but I feel like these guys never really got into a "creative argument" ever
zoomer comedy is sucking a nigger off then sayin no homo frfr bussin unc on gawd skibbidi rizzler
>>212784857look at which episode of extreme peace they premiered in movie theaters, obviously the worst one by far. only way that gets done is if no one is comfortable pointing anything negative out. i can't get over that.
>>212783355I don't know what it means either, but I always quote "Not me, not never, ain't happening" whenever I see some loser getting cucked
>>212784144Two more weeks? It happened yesterday you dweeb.
>it's a people still think sam is trying to be a comedian episode
>>212785044Someone should tell sam's bank account
>>212785078>its Sam thinks heโs trying to be a comedian episode
It worked. You seethed, kiwitroons seethed, redditards seethed and Sam got publicity. Gorilla nest nigga
>>212785162and then you woke up
asked to build a gorilla nest, chimps out. problem?
>>212781767 (OP)Youtube says that Sam is crashing out and unhinged and not bussin.
>>212785336Everyone has spent the last 24 hours psychoanalyzing this nothing burger to death.
Sam got his publicity, for better or for worse.
>>212781767 (OP)Based Harland absolutely and utterly exposing hacks and frauds. Kill Tony, JRE, now Sam hahaha
>>212784364>Yeah I trashed the set and manhandled a man in his 60s but looks at the views dood!
>>212783355it's really obvious. People refusing to recognize reality and deal with it, leaving things up to chance and letting time pass by coming to a realization later and seeing everything their life could have been totally destroyed
>do you like them tight and ripe?
Sam though he was about to markypost and he flipped out
I thought this guy was just a meme for years I'm unironically surprised it's a real person. I also didn't know Harlan had a podcast. Anyway, this stunt is proving highly successful because now I know more about Sam, and Harland's podcast, against my will.
>>212786961You think people do podcasts for fun? It's a job, Sam Hyde just gave him a raise.
whether it was a planned bit or not, in the world of the spectacle someone still gets to be the straight man and someone still has to be the fall guy. someone still gets to be bugs bunny, and someone still has to be daffy duck. the best you can say is sam jobbed.
remember when bam margeras wife markyposted lel
https://youtu.be/pfbQUd6mp40&t=579
>>212787134It was clearly not a planned bit, Harlan cut all their promo out of the show because he was pissed
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>>212783891The character gets sent to jail.
>charls essentially ruined his life due to a nonchalant attitude towards everything. essentially imprisoned by his own choiceThe character meets an officer who offers him a gamble to get out but costs him more time
>chuck meets sam who promises him a better path but ends up wasting more of his timeThe character gets out and has to deal with his actions now an old man and no longer able to not care while Cop Killer plays in the background.
>charls realizes that not only did he fuck his life up from his initial choices in life, but he took a gamble on sam who proved to be fruitless in the end which makes him hate sam to where he wishes he was dead THE FUCKING NERDErick is the only person who seems normal and not wrapped around Sam's finger.
>inb4 nickNick is a drunkie, junkie who seems to be barely holding on for the sake of his kids. Wouldn't be surprised if his wife divorced him the second the kids weren't in the home any longer.
Watching him act like a deranged psycho is a lot more entertaining than watching Extreme Peace or Fishtank.
>>212787017Assuming he is let onto more podcasts I wouldn't be surprised if people start trying to push his buttons more to get a lolcow reaction. Give it enough time and either people will start bringing up Sam's past (or current) scandals and/or Sam will eventually be forced to slink away into his underground Jew tunnels.
>>212783355>>212783891The skit is just another spin on Dostoyevsky's Underground Man archetype โ the man of doubt, the man of inaction, the man of denial, the man of regret, etc. The prison represents whatever hinders you. Norm Macdonald wrote something similar in his book. When I read it, I remembered this skit, and Norm was a big fan of Russian literature.
>>212787265Watching Sam assault contestants on Fishtank can be funny but there's a danger that increases when he's getting rough with a 62 year old and not a drunk 30 something. Hyde is 40, he isn't 20, he isn't drunk, he's sperging out and nobody is going to like that in an adult man - he's acting like a nigger, nobody likes niggers.
>aligns himself with h3h3
>instantly becomes embarrassing
Two inorganic jew rats who need to be taken off the internet forever
>>212781881>Harlan was just being off the cuff, having a duel of retard-wits and composure>uhhh yuhhhhh, have you ever had chocolate milk?>well what about chocolate goats milk?>i bet it would put some hair on your chin>*steals Emo Philips entire personayeah, wow i'm so mad at Sam for not letting Harland do his hi-larious and zany bits
>>212787852I'm mad for Sam not fucking doing anything.
The marky stuff wasn't even illegal, why do you burgers care so much about this?
It's just regular tuesday here in Europe.
>>212787852This Harlan fella reminds me of those weirdo schizo YouTubers that YouTube will occasionally recommend you. The disheveled looking dudes in their 40's and 50's who have double digit views on all their videos. Videos they have been uploading regularly since 2016
>>212787181kek nick spoke about this on their podcast, you just know he was thinking about this in that moment.
>>212787897every single pedo fan of sam has harassed others for being "pedos" with zero proof and seethe over sam actually raping a minor.
I'd beat tf out of pedo sam and his tranny cronies.
>>212787897Same reason we care about Epstein:
>we were told this was bad and not to do it>turns out everyone in charge and told us that were massive hypocrits>either make it legal for everyone or bring that fucker to justiceGuarantee if AoC was dropped lower in the USA tonight nobody would care about the Epstein files and Trump would be proclaimed the greatest POTUS.
>>212787930uptight protestants
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>>212783225>insulting hasan piker hurt him!It was years ago and incredibly popular. A lot of people don't like Piker. Making fun of your e-daddy hurt so badly that you're still seething?
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>Yeah, I was thinking about having Sam Hyde over on the podcast. I think he's got an interesting sense of humor... but I saw- Jaime do you have clip? I saw a clip of him on another podcast destroying the set and I'm like... this table is real mahogany and I'd like to keep it in one piece.
>Yeah Jaime pause the clip. You can see that the old guy is just totally shocked. This isn't comedy. I'm a comedian, and this isn't comedy. Something is really wrong with that guy.
>>212787930She was mad ripe dude
>>212787998> Joe Rogan> Thinking
>>212787930Lol you've bearing wounds, that's awesome. Suffer more
>>212781767 (OP)>Are you racist?>I have racial hangups>you do?>Yeah. If I pick up the phone and its an Indian, I hang up
Why is this Sam guy so mean spirited?
Why did he use physical intimidation as comedy, when he's not very good at the former and is meant to be good at the latter?
Why did he show up with a support group who didn't really say anything funny?
I don't know who Harland is but he seemed completely unfazed by it all whilst being chaotically hilarious. Very Norm at times with the obvious baited lines and facial expressions.
>>212788351well hes on steroids, hes a porn addict, he has ED, he likes little girls, he betrayed all his friends and his family have disowned him, so I'm sure that has something to do with it
>>212788435also he 'fucked a gay guy' and is a 'nerd' but I don't know if thats true, its just a rumor spread by his best friend
>>212783944isn't sam hyde a trustfund baby?
he cannot be cancelled. that's why he's the way he is
>>212787998>yeah, have you seen that Sam Hyde guy? man, he did a really brilliant piece on Vivek Ramaswamy. he's crazy. he's hilarious, i'm gonna have him on. but if he tries any of that shit he did with Harland i'm gonna jiu jitsu leg check, leg roll, arm leg, leg bar himin reality
>>212787425Big brain niggas bitch about people having inhibition, meanwhile the world is filled to the brim with regards ruing their life through impulsive decisions
>Turns Sam's "deadlifting" into a Meatloaf cemetery gag, immediately riffs off Nick's rape question with an impromptu, well sung, "I would do anything for love" retort
>Passes back over to Sam and his choir for a comedic hymn - no takers, Sam gives flat "throat hurts" response - STRIKE 1
>Quickly moves to "you ever had a tracheotomy?" - Sam gives a flat "no" response - STRIKE 2
>Harland hits out with a paused "okayy", refusing to give them a chance to strike out.
11 minutes in and these comedic riffing levels are miles apart...
>>212787181>what does this tattoo down here means?>IT MEANS I WANT TO FUCKING STRANGLE YOUlmfao
rehab was a mistake
>>212787982>calls Hasan his e-daddy while defending your own e-daddy.you're both fags that's all I can say.
>>212782075>harlan ellisonNo fucking way, THE Harlan Ellison?
>>212787204i agree with you, that was a devil's advocate statement: IF you want to make the argument that it was a planned bit, well, sam still looks like a fucking retard with egg on his face, who should not have agreed to do such a humiliating planned bit.
HES A COCKSUCKING TRUSTFUND NERD
I fucking hate this breed of "comedians" that constantly dish it out but can't take it
Matan, Hyde, Eric Andre especially, Kaufman etc are all weak, cowardly faggots
>>212788961>11 minutes in and these comedic riffing levels are miles apart...Sam has no riff. He's not a comedian, not really. He should've watched Nick Mullen's episode with Harlan to see how to do it.
>>212788961you didn't laugh at any of these "riffs"
>>212787998>I'm a comediankek compared to Sam Hyde Joe looks like a real comedian.
>>212788961the absolute gemmiest riff was Sam asking him if he knew what a goy was, and the boomer says "yeah it's a fish from japan" or smth along that line. That fucking sent me.
I just watched the whole thing
so fucking awkward
I feel bad for Nick
>they had their lives destroyed by this fucking nerd
>>212789372Nick is the funniest one out of the three. Sam just seems like a guys who really good at marketing and into pop culture stuff. I think its a good skill because hes like 40 and is still able to tap into what 16-22 yo olds think is cool and deliver to them.
>video podcasts
Might as well be watching Ow, My Balls!
>>212790213>is still able to tap into what 16-22 yo olds think is coolyeah thats an extremely useful skill for him if you know what I mean
>>212783225>I'LL MURDER HASAN PIKER IN REAL LIFE''This one was actually hilarious and its mostly because Hasan Piker is such an easy to hate douche bag
just watched it now
seemed like a funny ep overall, just solidified what I already thought:
nick is the worst and relatively least funny of the troupe
charls and alex have done more outlandish shit and easily rolled w it
>>212790334also I don't know anything about this harlan guy, but he seemed like a good sport so I don't know why everyone's saying the atmosphere got tense?
>>212790505why would harland be the tense one, are you sure you even watched it
>>212790544I mean like no one got tense besides maybe nick getting red and pulling some faces.
>>212790656Yeah okay buddy, people were saying nick got butthurt and upset, good job
At this point I think allowing anyone become INTERNET POPULAR (other than having some blog) was a major mistake.
>>212781767 (OP)The controversy is it wasnโt funny
>>212788961When does it get funny?
>>212790690huh? I'm typing as I'm reading the comments below the vid and everyone's like "I'm sorrey for nick :("
>>212781767 (OP)>make it make sensego back to xitter
>>212790792You're ragebaiting me, but I'll explain it anyway, sam hyde wasn't being funny or getting any laughs so he thew the table over and started intimidating the boomer comedian guy. So people are saying hes an insecure bitch who isn't funny, idk he probably planned on tipping the table over from the beginning but who knows.
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>I mean like no one got tense
sam assaulted him and we know his breath stank
>Sam is alone or with his buddies or his xanax zoomer employees
>Hes incredibly loud, obnoxious, confident, and will on on passionate rants about taboo topics while literally screams into the mic and often breaking things
>Sam is with an e-celeb with slightly higher fame than him or is on a show other than his own
>Hes soft spoken, even tempered, and conciliatory and will often carefully make his points rather than bluntly yelling about them
This is the first time I've seen him chimp out like this on someone else's show. I think the raped joke got to him as the final straw.
I dont think Harlan was even trying to big shot him or anything like that, its like Sam just cant do banter. He has an old clip where he says he hates when war movies have the soldiers engaging in banter and says real people dont interact like that. He just comes across as someone who grew up without any older brothers/cousins. This is the sort of behavior you see from spastic only childs who were sheltered by their mother too much.
>>212783616I think hes really fucking annoying
>>212790973Why on earth did he decide to do comedy, he should have just stuck with the political grift.
>>212783098Reminds me that Bill Murray got a whole movie shot down because he improve kissed some actress as a laugh and she got crazy upset. I donโt think young zoomers understand how to laugh anymore. If Robin Williams kissed that lady nobody would have given a shit and they all would have been in tears laughing.
>>212783225https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G_q7CrJmCDM
>>212781767 (OP)Because they were on better terms and it was more cordial and not combative. This was mutual silliness, Harland was an actual conflict.
Though in the matan one when Sam got like red in the face and told the kid never to touch him while grabbing him, I thought that was real roid rage
>>212791030because the world doesn't take him seriously... so he became le clown
>>212790870don't need explanations over something I've seen with my eyes, it was funny, I'm pretty sure his guys were laughing at the bits before the table thing (not that he needs their validation after working for a decade plus). Also he wasn't there to deliver stand up comedy one liners.
boomer comedian guy took it in stride, at least on camera
overall successful episode
>>212789548>if you don't laugh then it's not good riffing, only laughing is goodFalse dichotomy take, autism bro. You don't need to laugh to enjoy riffing. It merely has to elicit a smile during the build up for a bit, as that's significantly better than flat out dying with nothing funny to add at all (not even an attempt at ironic crashing out).
>>212789618>points to the "lurching" simp orbiter for oriental confirmationkek
>>212791064If it was a left wing guy I'd understand, hes been on destinys show before and acted totally normal. As well as on that show with the braindamaged mma fighter that was heavily shit talking him and he was still calm. Harland is the most milquetoast boring boomer comedian in the scene but somehow this made him go ape?
>>212791089Can you tell me one thing Sam said in the video that made you laugh? Preferably pre tipping the table over
>>212791094>You don't need to laugh to enjoy riffingHOLY COPE
>>212783770Kind of like the faggot that's been ranting about Sam Hyde on 4chan ever since he found out his waifu Marky was raped by him?
>>212788961>riffthere's that word again
you know sam's going to just carry on as if nothing happened right? all this 4chan bs isn't going to derail him and he never intended to make it back into jewleywood their is a whole podcast ecosystem he can make money off and he can't be cancelled again
personally I don't care but I do enjoy the fact that as much as you wish it to be so he can't be cancelled again
>>212791168He remained calm with the MMA guy bc he had no choice. If he tried pulling this alpha dog shit he pulls on others, that guy would have beat the absolute shit out of him.
And I don't think politics really matters to anyone except dummies. All these people, e celebs, use it to cultivate a following and make money. He wasn't mad about harlands politics or any politics, he just gets mad when ppl make him look like a silly man in front of the whole school
>>212790733this the boomers jokes were lame and sam trying to liven things up doing "physical comedy" there's a buzzword they're ignoring was boring as well whole thing was cringe
>>212791212are we doing comedy analysis faggy youtube video essay stuff now? Like are you a cumtown slurper? coz if so you can move along. They were all literally holding their laughs during all exchanges in the first 20 mins
>>212791212Making Harlan start the podcast over and over again was hilarious
>>212791499yeah thats what I thought faggot, I can tell you something funny harland said 'you look like you were raped'
>>212791544I mean that was funny but it was harlands bit
>>212787852emo phillips and harland williams are nothing alike what the fuck are you talking about
>>212791460and how exactly did harlan make him look silly?
>>212791499How much do you guys get?
>>212791460if you would take my bet i'd give sam 3 to 1 odds of belting the shit out of mayhem the dude is a broken old dumbass that can't rub 2 braincell's together same brains him in under 2 minutes
i think sam read the room and as like i can make this mma guy look real stupid by not being intimidated by his antics because he can barely mouth words correctly
>>212791089>overall successful episodelmao why, do you own shares in mde? Or is sam paying you?
>>212791632I would absolutely take that bet and even increase the odds in your favor if you win
>>212791632mayham miller, even at his age would fucking annihilate sam you fucking idiot lmao
>>212791632are you retarded
>>212791632What is this glazing, you can tell an actual funny comedian because people aren't scared to laugh at them e.g. nick mullen
>>212791564It definitely wasn't his bit, but that's okay. I understand you're a major fan of his and quite upset with how this podcast went.
>>212784857>why do I get the feeling like these guys are afraid to confront Sam about literally anythingBecause they are. What would they be doing if they weren't riding his dick?
>>212791564that was fucking hilarious bro
also repeatedly giving damiel the mic must've had you rolling
listen, I have nothing against the boomer guy as I've previously said, but I don't really get the fuss over this, because no one got "one upped" at any point. The table tipping was a somewhat outlandish moment which didn't land particularly well with the entire fanbase, that's all.
>>212791732Both these guys are silly old faggots, take your meds
>>212791593Cuz he blew his top. Thems the rules in the troll game. First one to break loses
>>212786825That reasoning only makes sense to idiots.
>>212791780Loses what? Zoomies think doing anything but acting like a xannied out zombie is outrageous
>>212791584They're similar in that they're both unfunny dogshit faggots
>>212791612>>212791653wish I did and I hope it's successful, but no.
If you disliked it it's up to you, comedy is subjective. But don't act like it was unusual stuff from the MDE guys. charls and alex do far more outlandish stuff live, they were unfazed by it. To me that was an entertaining showing.
>>212791749What was funny about giving damiel the mic was that Sam got unironically mad about it which snowballed until the gorilla nest incident
>>212791816The game of lulz
Idgaf what zoomers "think"
>>212791664>>212791674>>212791702>>212791717>glazinglol mayhemm is like in his 40's his body is broken his cognitive ability is severely hampered by cte and drug and alcohol abuse
i know you guys think these guys are super heroes but they aren't they're just dumb and desperate enough to get beat up by people for a pay cheque
sam would absolutely destroy mayhem inb4 but muh mma or bjjj sam knows bjj he'd brain mayhem in 2 minutes
weight classes for a reason
stop being dumb these guys aren't superman when you ruin your body and your mind that means you can't be good at fighting anymore
>>212791845The game of lulz? Nigga you're in your 30's talking like this?
>>212791780I didn't see it as a "break", just a gorilla bit that didn't land with all.
>>212791749I can explain it to you if you want, sam fucked with him by making damiel stand behind him, so he gave him the mic like 'okay then say something nigger' and he had absolutely nothing
>>212791780He also broke first when he was on the matan episode
>>212791869Mayhem is an actual fighter. Sam boxes as a hobby.
They are miles apart, Sam would get heemed in 30 seconds
>>212791954>hey guys, come with me to this podcast! you'll get to stand around and laugh at my jokes and say nothing, MDE forever!
>>212791898no miss teacher you don't have to explain it, if Damiel the braindead doesn't bother answering and stays there like the indians and hoboes were supposed to with Matan, the fuckery works
because matans podcast is a silly troll podcast and he just flipped a plastic folding table
harlands podcast is a normal comedy podcast and the desk probably had like 5,000 in equipment on it
also sam was getting BTFOd by harland because he isnt very funny
>>212792024Yeah true, just go on a podcast and say nothing A+ entertainment value
>>212792031thats really sad
I fucking hate that the internet got invaded by normalfaggots and now this kind of oversocialized female-minded e-celeb gossip bickering faggotry is fucking everywhere I hate you all
>>212792025BTFOd how? I genuinely don't understand
>>212791954Wigger coin is collapsing
>>212792072damiel who's a nobody and was brought there just for comedic effect is supposed to say nothing yeah
>>212792098take the green pill
>>212792098That's what it has always been
>>212792098ive been a shutin for like 13 years
>>212792143Are nick erick charls and alex nobodies that were brought there for comedic effect too?
>>212792173I'm gonna take the fucking lead pill dude
>>212791958mayhem "was" an actual middleweight fighter and not a very good one who now can't string sentences together due to getting knocked out over and over again and abusing alcohol and drugs
sam is a 6"5 240 pound man mountain that has boxed competitively and knocked his opponent the fuck out in his pro boxing bout
sam knows bjj and mayhem is a grappler
100% sam brains him just through brute strength doesn't even need techniques
this is the same reason mighty mouse is ducking bradley martyn because he knows he'd get over powered.
>>212792125That's cause you've got autism, honey
>>212792181It has NOT. I am OLD. You are WRONG.
>>212792206>that has boxed competitively and knocked his opponent the fuck out in his pro boxing bouthe did an influencer boxing match against some other fat youtuber, that's not a real boxing career
>>212792206Sam had a celebrity boxing match. He's as much of a real fighter as idubz is and couldn't even force a 62 year old man half his size into a gorilla nest
kinda crazy that sam has no bants. isnt one of his favs patrice? he was stumped the whole time kek
>>212792184charls xhimmed in here and there
alex isn't a talker in these situations
I don't get why you're moving the goalposts now? Those guys are the MDE troupe, we were talking about the Damiel thing who isn't and his role was just to fuck a little bit w Harlan like the indians did w Matan. And he failed coz he's low IQ
>>212792206I feel ashamed to be a part of this fanbase honestly kek
>>212792246>>212792297just face it sam is too big and strong for mayhem and he knew it that's why sams defiant stoicism when answering questions with unwavering resolve mayhem did diddly squat to upset him
>>212782075>look up publicfreakout>its like 90% trump clipsholy brainrot
>>212781767 (OP)that little jew is obnoxious and uses the similar humour as hyde (lol I'm gonna make my guest uncomfortable it'll be so funny) so it was funny to watch him getting outplayed at his own field.
>>212791212I liked homo habilis but sam was really slacking in this one, it looked like he wanted a serious podcast to promote the show but for some reason made a half-assed attempt at punking him with that standing spic and couldn't handle the bants, this thing was weird
>>212792366>Can you stop interrupting me...>This time for arguing is over...>I don't really wanna talk about this...Sam sounded like a beta and got intellectually dominated by an 80 IQ ogre
IMO the most embarrassing part of this podcast is the family man nick being so obviously strung the fuck out.
>>212792206>>212792366kek you must be indian. any ufc middleweight wipes sam. Mayhem was funnier on that pod too
cant wait for mike to react to this
>>212790774You tell me, comedy is subjective. The creative process behind riffing isn't though. Fast thinkers who can lightly pivot on a wide number of subjects are clearly distinct from defensively blunt non-cooperatives who shut things down or retreat to the same "bit" (and can't even turn that into some meta comedy on riffing itself).
>>212791278You have autism anon. It's not your fault that you don't understand emotions, the world simply isn't a tapestry of binary positions and sadly your brain is too defective to appreciate nuance. Enjoy your night.
>>212791454>"personally I don't care">projects what Sam is going to do after this and some wider factors involvedI genuinely don't care about any of these people to project anything. I don't watch Sam Hyde (but know of him from here). I didn't know who this Harland guy was until today (seemingly one of Norm's friends which makes sense). An interesting tense podcast/interview for comedians but their fans can take it from here, I'm out.
>>212792207idk bro, seems like the guy that's been making these threads for two days straight might be the one with issues
>>212788961Sams just not funny, chuck said it already. Hes surrounded by funny people and has the money to bankroll them. Nick would have wiped the floor with this guy
>>212792719Wiped the floor how?
>>212792640Fair enough I don't mind sam but he's just a youtuber to me which i'm enjoy
I personally don't care yeah this current podcast appearance has been fun to talk shit about but one bad podcast apperance isn't the end of the world for sam. I think a lot of people here are making out he's fucked his comeback or some shit or whatever they think is going on when he's just trying to promote his site to a wider audience and doesn't give a shit about being accepted by pedowood. A lot of people are all jumping up and down like he's been cancelled again which in my very humble opinion is not the case.
>>212792640>seemingly one of Norm's friends which makes senseno they had a falling out. also, you're gay and bad analyzing situations. glad you're leaving
>>212792833By not freezing up and having an anxiety attack thinking everyone is out to get him
>>212792884oh look its another harland superfan coming to shit up the thread, norm and harland arent funny, its just boomer slop dad jokes
>>212792719Nick is objectively less funny than Sam and he'd be the first one to tell you that.
>>212792951Sam would be the first one to tell you that nick is funnier than he is
>>212792893Wait that's what happened to Sam Hyde? Did we watch the same footage?
>>212792935norm was funny harland is a wannabe version of him
>>212792862>a lot of peopleAnon, it's literally one person who is obsessed with shitting on Sam Hyde because he's jealous that he didn't get to rape Marky first.
>Nick literally turning red from sheer embarrassment
kino
>>212793001I like nick but his boston coomer random lulz scenarios schtick gets old fast
Sam got alpha'd by an elderly canadian jew
>>212781797They're still posting fishtank shit and its been cancelled for weeks is the tranny that fucks sam hyde the mod here?
>>212782689He's a bitch and too afraid to stop his "buddy" and business associate from being a fucking idiot. Why does sam hang around all these beta bitchs who suck his dick 24/7? That Filipino retard couldn't even talk or say anything.
>>212782689>tfw your best friend who is also your boss is having a meltdown and can't do anything about it
>>212782185are you sure. Getting into a stalemate with a 62 year old boomer is not going go great for the daddy sammy audience.
>>212784364He didn't even let him advertise anything and laughed at sam when he begged him to see his show. Sams a cuck. that's a reality you will be waking up to tomorrow the next day and so on. Its over cuck hyde is now a prison bitch who has to beg old boomers to watch him and they only laugh at him to his face.
all you seething trannies need to kill yourself asap
How embarrassing to be a Sam Hyde fan. "ha did you hear him mention goys"
>>212791064It was not cordial lol, Matan was pissed, though I'm sure he got over by the time the episode aired
>>212787181i also remember there was a guy from pennywise the drummer i think and he chased dr. drew and wanted to throw up on him lmao. good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdAkEdczikw
What is it about Harland that makes these shitty comedians lose it in front of him?
>>212782689Flashbacks to when dad came home drunk after shooting pool all night and started to beat up mom
>>212781767 (OP)ACTUAL REASON:
The difference is Sam successfully executed his schtick without looking assmad about the host being funnier in him, in the eyes of the viewers. You also couldn't see his entourage visibly humiliated and wishing he would stop.
It was the same unfunny bit, showing how insecure Sam is to anyone with eyes, but because Sam "beat" Matan, it worked
>>212782638Yeah but his demeanour is completely different with guys like that. He's never argumentative or confrontational, let alone physical
>>212782439>Steve MartinKING TUT
Nice to see Sam never grew up
>>212782094i feel bad for him
just wants to do comedy, you know?
That was embarrassing bros
>>212794567He's genuine and not drenched in post-ironic irony. Also he wasn't raised as a permanently online zillennial.
>>212794567He just acts silly and get laughs easily and it makes these tryhards a go ballistic
Boomer looks too friendly to bully. He's built like a cartoon character. Matan looks kind of like a villain so you don't feel as bad when he gets fucked with. Boomer is so inoffensive, facially, that you just instinctively like him a bit better. His anatomy says "I'm silly and harmless". Matan looks wicked.
>>212793671yes, the whole crew was so beside themselves with grief over how Sam ruined this wonderful, shining opportunity to be on the... *checks notes* Harmon Redditor podcast
>>212795241this should be a renaissance painting
>>212788961so is riffing just naming things that sounds similar, is that all that comedy is, im taking notes here
>>212795669Iโm sorry youโre far too brainrotted
>>212796102yes, finding Harmon Redditmans lolsorandom "hey, spaghettio-man wanna go to the park and look for sausage biscuits? we can take the train-car. it runs on dog biscuits" humor funny is so much more enlightened. you probably never even heard of him before he got bullied by Sam
>>212796257now say it without crying
>>212781767 (OP)mattan is a faggot ragebaiter that deserved it. im surprised he doesnt get beat up more often with the shit he tries to pull.
>>212795241holy shit is that the canadian actor guy?
i may need to see this clip for myself now
>>212796328okey-dokey, alligator pokey. hey, how about you me and lasagna feet over there go get some milk and hotdogs and have a spaghetti fight? i'm a 60 year old "comedian"
>>212796384Making some clips now
>>212796420keep going, with less seething rage this time
>>212796304>>212796269looks like absolute shit
>>212781909>Sam did desperately in the moment because he was struggling to think of anything funny to do or say like on Harland's podcasyou cant really think that the harland bit wasnt planned can you be that retarded?
>>212781767 (OP)It was funny, it's not rocket science pal.
>>212795241For the boomer? Yeah it was. He was holding onto that desk for dear life. Unfortunately for him he didn't know "gorilla nest" was code for "make a mess".
>>212791954Of course Charls havin a good time. Takes the mirth wherever he goes.