What are some soccer kinos?

she should be topless

>>212782973 (OP)
I could have saved her

>>212782973 (OP)
>copying the Venice FC kits
gay gay gay

she should be headless

why is she doing the emilia clarke overacting thing now.
what's the strat at play

>>212782973 (OP)

>>212783342
would

MLS is really gay but honestly EPL ain't much better these days

>>212783342
MASSIVE ROAST BEEF
(Actually it resembles a punched lasagna)

>>212783281
She has literally always been like that, she's a complete sperg.

>>212783342

>>212782973 (OP)
Shaolin soccer is probably the only good one.

Cucknaldo

>>212782973 (OP)
The Big Green.

>>212784505
Is that Ryan Reynolds?

DE-FENCE
*clap clap clap*
DE-FENCE
*clap clap clap*

>>212783342

>>212784746
FIGHT...AND WIN!

>>212784796
Bartleby Montclair of Dresden?

>>212784841
WE'LL GO DOOPIN MENTAL

WE DON'T GIVE A CRUD

N... Y... C... ***Clap***

>>212785187
What is this?

>>212785252
"These song sheets are given out at New York City FC matches"

>>212785252
>>212785291
This one's from Filthadelphia

>>212784390
essentially a Guy Ritchie flick, comfy af

>>212785401
>Dale O
lmao

>>212785187
YOUR FORESKIN IS OFFSIDE
YOUR FORESKIN IS OFFSIDE
AMERICAN GOLEMS
YOUR FORESKIN IS OFFSIDE

>>212784505
he owns the team in that documentary along with gay Rob from always sunny

>>212782973 (OP)
who is this 43 year old lesbian?

>>212786193
GO GO
ISRAELI ECONOMIC ZONE
GO GO
ISRAELI ECONOMIC ZONE

>>212783342
I distinctly remember seeing a comment that just said "Roast Solo" and it was probably the single hardest time I've ever laughed in my life

>>212782973 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxOrmO2Xk6o

>>212782973 (OP)
Who is she?

Goal 2 is goated

The Nottingham Forest film was good

>>212785187
I unironically have season tickets for this team AMA

>>212785187
>>212785401
The cringiest part of American soccer fandom is they just copy foreign singing culture mostly Spanish and its cringe and doesn't work. American college football has godtier fans with marching bands and I have no fucking idea why they don't lean into that more

>>212782973 (OP)
Jesus christ how many more "hobbies" is she going to continue to keep failing at? She already tried going through every race and failed. She's already tried the gaming stuff and failed to get an audience from that. Now she's fucking trying football lmao wtf

Ladybugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F920she_K3M
Many of you pathetic incel NEETs will like it how it's tranny adjacent

>>212791049
is this real?

>>212783096
Venezia fc is a shit club people only know because they hired hot girls to wear their kits.

>>212790917
lmao does the dude's camera not have a zoom option?

why is soccer so gay

>>212783822
O ALFONSO

>>212790965
The important thing is, she's made it all about herself :)

>>212791407
Norfbros... Not like this

/tv/ is a hoops board

>>212791023
>tranny adjacent
plus jonthan brandis hanged himself, increasing its "tranny adjacent-ness" by a thousand

Please tell me that's AI, OP.

>>212792080
Why?

AirBud Soccer

as a trans girl who is just recently getting into soccer, which team should i root for? thanks!

>>212782973 (OP)
>soccer
>also playing rugby like a faggot and calling it football

Kicking and Screaming

>>212792359
i keep forgetting to put the images

>>212782973 (OP)
>this is the actress everyone supposedly hates
/tv/ lost again

>>212790918
Only guess is Soccer, especially MLS has a bit of progressive left wing in them and the college stuff is more conservative, classic Americanism they don't want to associate with.

>>212782973 (OP)
Brazil - Germany 2014. I watch it every year. It gives me more joy than watching my country winning Euro.

>>212792771

>>212792771
>my country winning Euro.
Portuguese?

>>212786193
CANT HAVE THE EPSTEIN FILES CAUSE YOU LOVE ISRAEL
LED BY A PE-DO-PHILE CAUSE YOU LOVE ISRAEL
CANT HAVE FREE COLLEGE CAUSE YOU LOVE ISRAEL
YOUR WHOLE CUNTRY FUCKING LOVES ISRAEL

>>212783763
So god damn good.

Honestly. I love it more than kung fu hustle.

>>212792990

>>212782973 (OP)
Fuck, this is embarrassing

>>212792771
As a brazilian it gives me joy to watch that shit too. That team deserved to get rekt

Will 2026 be as fun?

>>212793271
bababababab

>>212782973 (OP)
one of the best ones with prime Keira

>>212782973 (OP)
I have never seen a more obvious "will chop her tits off and call herself a man" since Ellen Page

>>212782973 (OP)
>Europoors have to pay for three different cable subscriptions in order to have full access to their sport
Thank god I don't live in a country where leagues are completely paywalled

>>212782973 (OP)

Best fútbol related movie ever made.

>>212794283
they were a rugby team though

>>212794318
potatoes potatos

>>212793021
love both equally

>>212785187
why would anyone want to import football culture? It's one of the worst aspects of Europe.

>>212791407
>the second mascot coming in

Man this has to be the best job ever, at least for the first few weeks

>>212783342
Nigger lover

Brie Larson has large breasts but she never seemed to do any topless scenes to exploit her large breasts. Very curious.

>>212782973 (OP)
Blue Lock

>>212795860
that goal is not legal tho

>>212797309
Cope

>>212782973 (OP)
new basedjak dropped

>>212790931
Americans are too prude to understand

>>212793622
how come the dude from match point chose the pajeeta instead of Keira

>>212790858
no thanks, don't want more cringe

>>212791235
He probably wanted a reaction from Messi but the little autist was too autistic to offer one.

>>212798338
He had curry fever.
The movie was directed by a pajeeta, as well.

>>212782973 (OP)
What the fuck happened dude. You can say "age lmao" but there are plenty of women who look really, really good at 35.

She looks fucking gross.

>>212800403
stress and evil aged her

>>212787863
I love Pele

>>212783763
I love how retarded this movie is.

>>212793108
This movie groomed me more than discord ever could

Imagine the state of soccer on your league, that instead of the match you have to focus on famous people in the crowd, and that is your ad

>>212783096
Soccer is gay as a whole anyways

Why are Americans so fake and performative

why is he so awkward?

>>212800602
That's all American sports, it's for gossipy ladymen

>>212785187

>>212800527
AI slop?

>>212783342
POSTA LA ROASTA

Mutts pretending to care about football is embarrassing

i know kung fu

>>212800709
'tism

>>212792771
The memes were pretty great.

>>212782973 (OP)
You can't make a kino out of something so boring.

>>212782973 (OP)
Shaolin Soccer is the only one worth watching.

>>212801010
idk ask grok

>>212801901
Wrong and gay. There's a lot of strategy and tactics involved in football.

https://youtu.be/h2DXLtG8Qe0?feature=shared

strangely, not many. you'd think with as popular as it is there'd be more.

>>212782973 (OP)
why is everything about this women so unpleasant?
she genuinely gives me the ick

>>212783342
Her pussy looks like an exit wound I saw in the back of an Iraqi we killed back in Mosul.

>>212790812

Yo Marcelo WTF

>>212791533

>Norf like this

You had one job...

>>212794517
Irishist thing i ever heard.

>>212782973 (OP)

>>212795860
what is this tranny shit?

>>212803753
You are transsexual

Bullied girl scored the only goal in the game.

>>212782973 (OP)

FUN FACT: In Europe Soccer is called Sissy Floppy Ball.

>>212782973 (OP)

Remember when Brazil hosted the world cup?

>>212804307

football is a progressive sport chud

>>212804651
Browns don't get special treatment on the football field....... yet.

>>212782973 (OP)

There are too many penalties in modern soccer. If they allowed more contact it would improve the pace of the sport and make scoring easier.

>>212797936
I know she has gross feet. And looks like a man. But she is the only woman i really want.

>>212782973 (OP)
biggest bong kino

>>212802919
what a joke

anyone got that violent blonde chick soccer player?

>>212804796
That's just weird, is it AI generated? We need a little more Elizabeth Lambert type of play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd1bxM3uP5A

>ctrl+f Bend It
>phrase not found
faggots

>>212793134
I remember that. Based Vincent

>>212790812
I actually gasped.

>>212797141
DOUBLE KILL!!
COLLATERAL!!

>>212805427
>That's just weird, is it AI generated?

Its just a comedy skit dude. Not everything is AI.

>>212782973 (OP)
Why are 95% of female soccer players lesbians?

>>212785187
>N, Y, C... Ole, Ole, Ole
>NYC, Ole... NYC Ole Ole
I suppose it makes sense that it's mostly Mexicans going to NYC football games but would it kill them to at least spice it up?

>>212785187
>oh how nice of them, they're shouting our name instead of their own team's name!

>>212805427
I wonder what she's up to these days, that had to be 15+ years ago

>>212808076
lmao

What is even Brie's job nowadays?

>>212782973 (OP)
FAKE BITCH

>>212804578

>>212805511
See >>212793622

>>212800709
looking for ball to kick

>>212790812

>>212805019

>>212807579
died in '15

>>212783342
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!!!

>>212800403
Now, tell me how many of those 35 year olds deviate towards chubbier side while here she is with 12% bodyfat

>>212783342

>>212811281
a 12% bodyfat woman is borderline losing her period, that's way more than that

>>212811281
this still looks good but i bet shes even skinnier than that atm

>tfw no lesbian tomboy soccer gf

Janny seriously deleted my post saying that gay Rob from Always Sunny owns Wrexham?

>>212791174

>>212811281
>posts an 8 year old pic
I'm convinced briefags are Indian, no one else is that delusional and desperate

>>212811679
No

>>212811281
That's not how body fat percentages works on women. She's probably like 20% here.

>>212811612
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CMON HAMBURG SCORE SOME GOALS

>>212811747
someone did!

>>212782973 (OP)
Bayern Munich vs Chelsea, 2012 Champions League Finals.

>>212811756
>>212811612
>>212783342
Who the fuck is this? qrd pls

>>212792581
Lmao wtf

>>212811902
former US national team goalkeeper

soccer is really gay

>>212811061

>>212812106
And that is a good thing

>>212811803
>>212786214

>>212790812
he don't bend so good, or he bend too good.

>>212797141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lCotjd3pR8

>>212790812
Marcelo is a mean person

>>212790756
This retarded sandnigger has been trying to milk this on Twitter so hard, selling stickers and redbubble style merchandise of him doing that with 100 different AI filters on, replying to Joe Rogan and people trying to kickstart some sort of celebrity status.

>>212790918
>>212792718
probably because it’s not genuine
soccer in the US is just astroturfed by Arab oil oligarchs trying to diversify their portfolios as well as better their public image
it’s the same in other countries (Manchester united being particularly infamous), but the US has no initial following, so you are getting artificial chants created by corporate suits and funded by some sheikh

>>212809089
they're on the same team

>>212814577
Yea but it's cute how she accidentally grabbed her ponytail.

>>212804912
what an ugly race

>>212809578
based

>>212811061
she fucks the whole winning team after the match.

>>212791350
GOOD MORNING, SAAR
CRISTINA ROLANDO BESTEST FOTBAAL PLAYER IN WORLD

>>212782973 (OP)
Soccer sucks
I know you turd worlders like it because you can play on some dilapidated empty lot and all you need is a ball but it is shit.
>run up the field
>run down
>run up
>pass
>run down
>steal
>run up
>run down
>pass
>steal
>run up
>steal
>run down
>shot taken, blocked
Rinse and repeat for 2 hours, game ends 0-1.
It is so fucking boring. If I wanted to watch a gaggle of effeminate men jog in circles I could spend time at the YMCA.

>>212790812
bending like beckham

>>212813968
Good for him
If Jewish Blowjob Girl can do it, why can the rest of us?

>>212792298
Start with MLS and then move on to gayer leagues like EPL. All teams are equally gay, just choose whichever logo you like, sis.

>>212800709
because all of his children are still alive

>>212802919
This is gayer than that one last of us episode where the two old guys fuck

>>212783281
She is desperately trying to be likeable

>>212814966
American Football games are 4 hours of commercials and 18 minutes of play. Baseball games are 2 hours of walking to positions and 20 minutes of play.
Basketball and Hockey are respectable.

>>212814966
Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.

>>212814961
Why are all Penaldo's fans closeted browns like himself?

>>212815605
like 90% of soccers fanbase is brown, dude

>>212792771
>we've been cursed ever since

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

Is Basketball fun to watch?

>>212815893
No, it's basically "Give the ball to Lebron/Other giant nigger"

>>212783134
Strongly agree

>>212815922
>Just give the ball the Messi

>>212816013
>inb4 cucknaldo could never
You're right, all of Penaldo's goals come from offside, tap-ins and penalties

>>212815158

>>212817304
gnome

>>212818101
CAM ON ENGLAAAAND SCORA FACKIN GOAL

>>212804307
kys newfag

>>212782973 (OP)
Every soccer game already has the finest acting displays ever seen

>>212812029
well she can keep that gash cuz I ain't hitting any goals in that

>>212785187
Thanks for the trip down nostalgia lane and making me think of 2010-2016ish /sp/.

>>212800403
She looks great

>>212782973 (OP)
even fatties can play football in Brazil

GOAT goal?

>>212811612
HE POSTED THE ROAST
ABSOLUTE LEGEND

>>212820697

>>212811061
I think she's on brazilian masterchef rn

>>212820773
I love women so much

>>212811612
son of a whore

>>212793622
God I forgot there was a fucking poojeet in this movie. There were always some of them and I thought nothing of it but now I fucking hate them all I don't care about the good ones, they all need to go back

>>212783763
Why is he wearing a bathrobe all of a sudden

>>212782973 (OP)
Jesus, she's annoying

>>212791927
I hate women so much it's unreal

>>212815922
>LeBronze
GEG

>>212804912
>venom emerging from a tennis ball.jpg

>>212809595
wtf why do they lick their lips at the same time?!

>>212820825
>>212811061
Yep, it's her

>>212815893

>>212815893
Makes for kino movies, but as a sport? Absolute dogshit. It's just back and forth, back and forth the entire time. Basically nothing matters aside for the final 15 seconds of the last quarter.

>>212790925
volumes

>>212790925
SOVL
this one can stay.

Sophia went to women's soccer matches to virtue signal. They ended up turning her gay at 40+ years old. Meanwhile, she's still talking shit about Chad Michael Murray who has a family of children and a loving wife.

CMM bros... we won.

>>212823700
>messi when another brownoid says deadsonaldo abortini is better than him

>>messi when another brownoid says deadsonaldo abortini is better than him

>>212809595
was it autism?

>>212811678
>nipples harden on the very instant she gets dominated

>>212791927
The funniest thing about this is that it's the Champions League semi final or so, the most prestigeous club competition in European football.

>>212814625
refs should do that more often.

>>212819425
Is this the women's team?

>>212782973 (OP)

>>212804912
Best webm I've ever seen, every time you spot something new

>>212800709
Autism like Sidney Crosby.

>>212783763
It's one of the best movies. Came here to post this.

>>212824898

>>212804912
What the fuck is their problem?

>>212824979
OMG is that Bort Sampson?

>>212827681
I don't get it

>>212827851

>>212827825
ref took a knee to pray to st. floyd

>>212827868

>>212828213

>>212822394
>Makes for kino movies
??

>>212808076
>multiple goalkeepers
Kek, adorable.

>>212820583
>Deano

>>212828595
>pride flag for no reason
What the fuck

>>212808076
Kek

>>212829161
>for no reason

You know exactly the reason

>>212790931
Gross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE5IAJ4vegY

>>212830135
Smartest female footballer who demands equal pay.

>>212830621

>>212830917
>doesn't get paid
>takes a knee
>team loses
Somehow this is blamed on the employee. I take a knee in my workplace all the time if it means they fail due to my habitual pay.

Minimum wage, minimum effort.

>>212830917
Kek.

>>212831029

EHHHHHHHHHHH PUTOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>212831029
more like shit effort, shit wage.