Thread 212783323 - /tv/ [Archived: 570 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:56:48 PM No.212783323
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:02:39 PM No.212783524
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>>212783323 (OP)
Facts!
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:03:38 PM No.212783557
what about Red Son where he is lex luthor's ancestor
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:04:58 PM No.212783593
>>212783323 (OP)
Does he prefer young girls and boys? Gunn loves injecting himself into his films.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:05:37 PM No.212783607
>>212783557
Descendent*
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:05:41 PM No.212783609
>>212783323 (OP)
I havenโ€™t seen the movie and probably never will. I donโ€™t understand the rape jokes.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:06:44 PM No.212783645
>>212783524
>stop raping, my invincible son
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:09:40 PM No.212783737
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>>212783323 (OP)
I like how this image uses "politicians don't believe in science" which doesn't work with the movie's twist that the Kryptonians were evil conquerors
Also how the fuck does Supergirl work if she's literally from a surviving Kryptonian city?? Was she sent to Earth to fuck men in Amazon position??
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:11:18 PM No.212783792
>>212783609
Basically, one of the movie's plot points is Superfella has a recording of his kryptonian parents that they put on his little ship when they sent him away as a kid. In it, they tell him how they chose to send him to earth so he could do good there and help people and so on. But the message cuts halfway through because it got corrupted in transit.
At some point, Lex Luthor manages to recover the rest of the message and broadcasts it worldwide. The missing part of the message turns out to be them telling Superguy to take as many brides as possible to spread his superior genes and to assume control of Earth and rule humanity.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:12:30 PM No.212783835
>>212783323 (OP)
>Rape, my invincible son
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:12:58 PM No.212783843
>>212783609
Superman's biological parents are evil in this version
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:13:46 PM No.212783869
>>212783792
lol damn they just had to subvert the lore. I guess Superman was made by Jews, so let them ruin it however they want
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:13:58 PM No.212783874
>>212783607
yeah thats what i meant. im retarded
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:15:51 PM No.212783925
>>212783869

they left the door open for Lex to have edited the message or for Brainiac or whatever third party to have done so. they can spin it later on any which way.
it just serves as a crisis moment for Superman's character for a bit before he decides who he wants to be on his own
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:17:00 PM No.212783955
>>212783925
umm. but linguists said it's 99.99% accurate?!!! there's no way researchers could be paid off or anything!!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:31:12 PM No.212784409
>>212783869
>subvert the lore
You should probably familiarize yourself with the lore. Superman's parents sending him to earth to be king was from byrne in the 80s.
Also aside from supergirl every other kryptonian is a dickhead.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:32:21 PM No.212784450
>>212783869
Supergay is literally 100 years old and has been written as every possible variant of himself. If I'm not wrong silver age Superman was similar-ish to this, where his parents wanted for him to be a benevolent ruler of Earth, just with slightly less nefarious undertones I guess.
Plus in the movie that plot point isn't really used subversively. Superman is pretty distraught when he discovers the rest of the message because he had been basing a lot of his own morality on the first half of this message and what he thought being kryptonian meant. In the end he realizes that the people who instilled good values in him were his adoptive parents, and the movie ends with him watching videos of his childhood with John and Martha Kent.
Honestly, there's not much in the way of weird sneaky subversive shit, it's mostly just a feel-good action flick about a relentlessly good guy wanting to do good thing. The only "woke" point is absolutely overt and not sneaky at all, and it's the conflict between "not-Israel" invading "not-Palestine" to bait Superman into intervening, thus attracting the ire of the US government and giving Lex an excuse to try and kill him.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:46:41 PM No.212784882
>>212783792
Fuck this movie.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:47:34 PM No.212784910
>>212784882
See >>212784450 >>212784409
You don't know the thing you're complaining about.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:49:09 PM No.212784958
>>212783323 (OP)
What does "ratpe" mean?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:47:04 PM No.212786830
>>212783323 (OP)
lol