Thread 212786224

It would appear as though my superiority has caused some controversy.

Nootice how they turned him into a "muh realistic" trannysaur in the new one despite leaning hard into the mutant angle, when he was the original mutantsaur evil serial killer dino. Just because autistic rextards fucking seething forever.

>>212786270
Accuracyfags that seethe about Jurassic Park are hilarious.
Crichton once said said he enjoyed getting hate mail about everything he got "wrong" about the dinosaurs because it made him laugh.
>NOOOO THE FROG MONSTERS MADE IN A LAB HAVE TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HOW REAL LIFE SCIENTISTS GUESS THEY LOOKED LIKE

>>212786365
Why is it always dinosaurs that attract these types?
Nobody gets upset about the inaccuracies of stuff like Jaws or Anaconda.

>>212786620
yes we do

>>212786686
No you dont

It really wasn't that big of a deal.

>>212786756
Why didn't those people just run out of the direct path of the T-Rex, since an animal that large wouldn't waste any energy on hunting down comparatively tiny animals like them?

>>212786793
They're just following the rules of the universe where JP dinosaurs are autistic about chasing down humans.

>>212786756
I actually really respect JP3 for having the balls to show that T. rex is just an animal that can die like any other.

fun fact this is the largest and heaviest animatronic to ever exist

>>212786862
It wouldn't have died from a neck snap like that thoughever, its neck is incredibly thick and well-muscled

>>212786620
Jaws popularised shark autism, every shark autist and marine biologist had their interest created by watching Jaws, so no one really shits on it. Dinos have always been a major autist obsession though so there was already a massive community for it to trigger as soon as it came out.

>>212786756
>>212786838
Why was the spino in the middle of the forest? If they encountered it near the shore that would make sense.
It shouldn't be in the middle of the forest where it would compete with another apex predator for resources.

>>212786887
Spinochad used his superior armstrength to twist his neck.

>*CRACK*
This moment, more than any other, marked the high point of the Jurassic Park/World series. Even the iconic brachiosaurus reveal or the T-rex attack in the original pale in comparison to this moment. While those scenes were ground breaking, this did more than amaze audiences with good special effects, this proved that even the greatest legends of cinema could be overtaken by something even more splendid.

Unironically, this momemt and everything leading up to it is an utter milestone in film history and should be studied as a prime example of how to do expectation subversion CORRECTLY, as opposed to how so many terrible films do today.

>>212786920
because it was the most the franchise ever leaned into horror. So he essentially was like michael myers and constantly behind the group

>>212786920
Because JP3 was a blatant king kong tier monster movie on purpose and the spino was the michael myers of the island. That's why they have the scene with Grant giving the conference at the start, where he basically looks at the audience and goes, "NOW THESE ARE NOT ACTUALLY REAL DINOSAURS, YOU MUST REMEMBER... THEY'RE MUTANTS AND DON'T BEHAVE LIKE REAL DINOSAURS!"

>>212786920
Who said the landing strip wasn't near the coast?

If you are not aware, the Spinosaurus debate has become one of the most heated debates in modern paleontology.

Starting in the 2010's and still going to this very day, a series of papers have been published leading to the creation of 2 hypothesis that are dividing the paleontology world (or more specifically the Spino nerds which are a specific kind of paleonerds that often get bullied by other people in the field)

Its not really debated now a days that the Spino was a bipedal animal (cope and seethe quadrupedal-cels), and that he was a semi aquatic predator, but here is where the war begins.

Hypothesis A
The Spinosaurus was a heron like hunter, meaning that it stuck to shallow waters and the shore lines of lakes and rivers and it would catch its pray by using his head to poke underwater, again, like modern day herons. It did not have the capacity to dive, it was not good swimmer and its massive tail was used for attracting a mate.

Hypothesis B
The Spinosaurus did NOT hunt like a heron. The spino had the capacity to fully dive and chase its prey underwater. It was a great swimmer and its massive tail was used much like we see in modern crocodiles. (this still in rivers and lakes, sorry but ocean Spinosaurus aren't real)

>Hmmm anon what if it used both ways of hunting? What if it was capable of diving and chasing underwater but it sometimes also hunted like a heron?
kill yourself, this is not a position any respected person in the field (currently) defends, stop being a centrist and pick your side, the papers published since the 2010's directly contradict each other, there is currently no room for both hypothesis to coexist.

(and no a Spino could not snap a T-Rex's neck like in Jurassic Park 3, its jaw was literally not built for that)

Now that you are aware of this make sure to check once in a while on the current state of this debate because one side will come out on top and the other will be absolutely humiliated

>>212787023
yeah i'm thinking i'm taking side A where his tail is a symbol of his giant dinocock and hes not a swimnigger

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>212786270
THEY TURNED THE DINOS WOOOOOKE
FAAAAAKING PROOOONOUUUUUUNS

>>212787111
>spend your whole life hanging out in water
>can't even swim
lmao

>>212787023
You don’t mention the most important part, which is that Spino has been and still is highly fragmentary. It’s changed so much because of key finds that ends certain recreations of what it might look like. Recently they found more jaw and spine which changed it again.
A notable unresolved absence is the front limbs which will be critical to saying how it moved around on land or in water.

>>212787111
>swimnigger
what the FUCK did you just call us, walkie?

>>212787023
What I don't understand about the whole debate is that why is it every relative of Spinosaurus falls under hypothesis A, but it's Spinosaurus itself they can't make their minds up on?
Personally I think they have some capacity for swimming, but not to primarily hunt.

>zoomerfag fishing for (You)s again
Get real.

>>212786756
JP3 spino vs Jw D-rex. Who wins?

>>212787481
Spino mogs.

In a world of modern military equipment, how the FUCK do you turn dinosaurs into horror movie villains?.

Like at the end of the day they are basically animals. Even in the stupid movies where they are basically mutants they are still living organism.


The entire franchise is completely fucking retarded.

>>212787481
Depends on which size Drex were talking about. I dont think anyone can beat kaiju drex.

>>212787268
this is true
I think people have this idea that a lot of paleontology is guesswork and underestimate how much you can learn from a creature by just a few bones (especially teeth, also our understanding of the spinosaurus is also aided by other members of the spinosauridae family that have more complete fossils) but at the same time it is true that there is a lot of room for our understanding of the spino to change as it has in the past, which is part of what makes following this dinosaur so entertaining
>>212787292
because of things like its tail, its bone density and its buoyancy levels, these are all things cited in papers by people that support hypothesis B, it seems like the spino had unique characteristics that could enable it to be more aquatic to the point of diving and chasing prey underwater
of course people that support hypothesis A also cite things like the tail, the sail, bone density and buoyancy levels to argue that it could NOT dive underwater

both hypothesis look at the same things but arrive at totally different conclusions which is what has made this recent back and forward so interesting

>>212787540
By the protagonists not having modern military equipment.

Why they never used this chad?

>>212787703
He was gonna be in the TLW game.
I hate how he looks in Dominion.

what about the flying spinosaurus hypothesis?

>>212787703
They did and he was the joker or something

>>212787753
Kek

>>212787753
lol'd

>>212787750
Beautiful design

>>212786756
The spino probably mogged the T-Rex in size, but the Rex had the stronger bite

>>212788182
Not in the movies it didn't.

>>212787023
I want to travel back in time to see a real spinosaurus, and I hope that it's B.

>>212786887
It wouldn't have had its neck in that position to begin with.
Most if not all evidence shows the T-Rex had one of the most powerful bite strengths ever.
Crocs are around 4-5000 psi
Great white 4000 psi
Polar bear 1200 psi
Grizzly 950 psi

Trex is estimated to have between 8000 - 12000 psi
Which would have been more than enough for this bite to end the fight right there.
It has plenty of time to get a proper bite and crush its neck, which is what would have happened given that force is easily enough to crush bone and wind pipe.

I really don't understand people getting off on "owning the trex fans"
Spinosaurus was pushed hard as the new mascot and it flopped, given mary sue plot armor just to be different.

>>212786224 (OP)
This movie was absolute dogshit. Just bury the the IP. It somehow gets worse with every sequel.

>>212788197
You mean the self admitted "not accurate to real life" movies? The writer "laughs when people try to compare real life to the movie monsters?"

You're right; in the retarded movie logic, it didn't.

>>212788317
>it's another "armchair paleontologist trying to use outside sources as an argument for why the lab-made frog monster in the Hollywood movie shouldn't have died to the other lab-made frog monster" episode

>>212788354
The T. rex has never been shown to kill anything in one bite in these films. Thank you for saying I'm correct, but I already knew that.

>>212788317
>T. rex doesn't kill a gallimimus in one bite
>"..."
>T. rex doesn't kill a raptor in one bite
>"..."
>T. rex doesn't kill a human in one bite
>"..."
>T. rex doesn't kill an equallys-zed rival theropod in one bit
>" AIIIIIIIIEEEEE NO NO NOOOO THIS IS WRONG, HELP ME NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

>>212788317
>T. rex doesn't kill a gallimimus in one bite
>"..."
>T. rex doesn't kill a raptor in one bite
>"..."
>T. rex doesn't kill a human in one bite
>"..."
>T. rex doesn't kill an equally-sized rival theropod in one bite
>" AIIIIIIIIEEEEE NO NO NOOOO THIS IS WRONG, HELP ME NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

>>212786662
Based

I like 'new' spino more. Crocs are cool. So is a swimming spino.

>>212789139
Old Spino swam though. Don't know why everyone acts like it didn't.

I'm just glad that the Chad mosasaur is getting some attention now

Asset 87 is such a gem
>made dinofags and fans of the series mald and seethe endlessly for DECADES
>awesome
>Iconic roar
>beautiful color pattern
>Unlike T. rex is just a psychopathic menace the entire time
>could probably stand up to incominus rex and win
>lore completely justifies its unscientific body plan
>probably still chillin somewhere during the events of the Jworld plotline

Dont get me wrong I like Rexy, Buck, and Doe and the raptors too but Spino was such a radical paradigm break that I don’t think anyone knew how to handle until much later

>>212787481
how about Indominus Rex vs D-Rex, thats gotta be a more evenly matched combination, i havent seen the new movie

>>212786365
>Crichton once said said he enjoyed getting hate mail about everything he got "wrong" about the dinosaurs because it made him laugh.
Given how deeply miserable the man’s writing style is, I’m not surprised.

>>212786224 (OP)
Why was he so mad?
I get you’d be a little upset if a giant plane buzzed around your home and weird humans crawled out of it, but they wouldn’t do anything would they?
Does it remember the JP scientists/R&D guys somehow? Does it think letting humans near it will start up another research prison situation?

>>212792008
He was like a hippo. Just super territorial and aggressive.

LMAO

>>212786887
tell that to T-Rex's snapped neck

>>212788659
I like how this is all it takes to shut accuracyfags up.

>t.cucks think they could EVER beat this
lmao

Nobody cares abut the spino.

>>212793505
You have failed.

>>212792707
You know what else is funny about >muh bite strength copers?
They always want to point to paleontology for their argument but conveniently forget about how there have been fossil finds of dinos that have survived T. rex bites.

>>212787152
Simply never, ever in your life. No Dr Wu is going to figure out some miraculous gene therapy that will make your delusions a reality, I suggest you seek therapy instead.

>>212786270
I’m not even mad they made the Spinosaur more aquatic, I’m just mad the design looks ten times worse than the JP3 one.

>>212792152
kikenossaur

>>212786270
I think you are gay bi curious if you see trannys in everything. Go outside fucktard and talk to people

>>212795840
Behold.

>>212786224 (OP)
what difference does it make knowing how an animal extinct millions of years ago looked like or not????????????????

>>212796992
If it doesn't matter then nobody should be complaining that the movie monster isn't le accurate.

>>212796992
These things didn't even exist. Dinosaurs are literally a myth with no real evidence that manchildren believe in because they’re like dragons

>>212796468
This would be a god tier design if the legs were normal sized. That tail works really well for Spino.

>>212792152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1EgnMrIN9c

>>212793450
H-Hayai...!

>>212786270
FPBP
You got them riled up with this one.

>>212788317
>Spinosaurus was pushed hard as the new mascot and it flopped
How fucking retarded are you?
Nobody gave a shit about Spinosaurus before JPIII.