Thread 212787658

Which female archetype is April meant to embody? The Mother?

>>212787658 (OP)
the Nigger

>>212787658 (OP)
Something for the dads

>>212787658 (OP)
outlaw maiden

>>212788006
>Something for the dads
Wasn't that Venus de Milo?

>>212787658 (OP)
sassy, in over her head, stands up for justice and politics (her job as a reporter), picture princess leia I guess. Especially since she ends up with the rogueish type

>>212787658 (OP)
I've never thought about this...
The maiden? She doesn't really behave like a mother (maybe sometimes). They rescue her a lot. She's also a mediator between human/turtle world

>>212788423
>She doesn't really behave like a mother (maybe sometimes).
Isn't she always patching them up and offering them moral support? Also, they're teens, and she's an adult.

>>212788423
>She's also a mediator between human/turtle world
Did you just call April a psychopomp?

>>212788570
Yeah I guess she is. I was thinking over the franchise too. In that promo image, she's definitely got a parental vibe.

>>212787658 (OP)
damsel in distress/concerned big sister

>>212787658 (OP)
I think you're giving this more thought than the writer did. She's a fish out of water character.

>>212787658 (OP)
CUTIE PATOOTIE
t. Jung

>>212788122
We don’t speak of her

>>212787658 (OP)
The fuckpupet. I’ve seen Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles I know what happens next

>>212787658 (OP)
Why was TMNT 1990 so good?

>>212792146
Because you were 5 when your dad took you to the kinoplex

>>212792189
>Because you were 5 when your dad took you to the kinoplex
jokes on you, he left before i was five

Jesus as a rat.

>>212787658 (OP)
https://www1.freemoviesfull.com/watch-tv/watch-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-37558.5110675
probably

>>212787658 (OP)
The pizza bringer.

>>212787658 (OP)
>>212793099
but mainly she's their sister (donnie might have his own opinion on that)

>>212793281
A classic.

>>212793281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maaF3rCD46U

>>212789505
>>212793336
You never had a sister and it shows.

>>212787658 (OP)
Around that time you had a lot of kids shows featuring people dressed up in suits, like Sesame Street, they almost always feature a woman not in costume to act as a handler and a friendly familiar face, costumes can disorientate and scare children. This is what April is

>>212795139
how's that?
can you give me an example of how she is totally not a big sister to them Donnie?

>>212787658 (OP)
So she was fucking her boss, right

queen of A cups.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bojx9BDpJks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRnRUtMHGow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNXDORibqkE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaACrT6Ydik

<3

>>212795139
>>212796145
...too busy fucking your sister?

>>212787658 (OP)
>>212788423
She's the audience's surrogate, a way to have the MCs drop exposition dumps for the audience.
>>212796024
TMNT was originally a comic book. A very graphic comic book not aimed at the ages you're talking about.

>>212797433
you should have left it hanging
like his sister's tits

the gal pal

Why did journalists wear yellow jumpsuits in the 80s?

TMNT movie thread sighted on /tv/? I post bubble gum arcade girl. That's my style, sir.

>>212787658 (OP)
Top 5 comic book based films
Don’t even give me your list
I don’t want to hear it

>>212797944
name 2

>>212798042
>yellow jumpsuits
April O'neil
Fujiko Mine

>>212798096
>journalists

>>212787658 (OP)
The Slut

>>212798208
>>212798184
if i was your sister, i'd be getting fucking bored.

>>212788122
never watched the series, is it any good?

>>212792146
>>212792189

Reminder that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles role playing game classified homosexuality as a mental illness.

>>212798654
Fuck no. She had magic or something. They did do a crossover were the costumes looked completely different. The xmen looked different when they did the Spiderman crossoever.

>>212797944
She was a TV correspondant. Yellow jumpsuit stood out in the field for cops, firefighters, witnesses and fans

April embodied that hot, smoke show ginger with curvy hips, lush busom, porcelain skin and that sexy hair cut and you just wanted to unzip that skin tight yellow suit she wore everywhere and just bury your face into that hot thick ginger moof while she squirms and squeals until her calves cramp all while that faggot Vernon films it all with a Channel Six film equipment while jerking off.

>>212801495
Watch the swears dear, /tv/ is a Christian board.

>>212787658 (OP)
gross sewer whore

>>212787658 (OP)
The side piece. Pizza is always first

April was the rape bait.

April serves as the human connection and grounding of the universe.

>>212788122
You were only ever able to get girls to play along with the Ninja Turtles with you and your bros if she was April O'Neil. Most of them time you end up rescuing her from being kidnapped and that was the basis for some sick ninja moves and a girl got to be included. They have been tried and attempted for decades now to make a female Ninja Turtle cool and popular. Man oh man, have they ever been clawing at trying to crack that precious female demographic to get them into the turtles. Venus was an obvious and blatant attempt but chicks simply don't care.

I hate Seth Rogent

April O'Neil is what Jerry Bruckheimer told Megan Fox she would be playing in a movie centred around showing off to the world that he gets to fuck Megan Fox.

>>212787658 (OP)
I’m 44 years old with two sons. I gave my sons the realistic looking TMNT toys from the original movie and I secretly play with them when I’m alone. They have karate fights and I’ll even take a couple shots of vodka and take the toys into the shower and have them fight Shredder. I don’t play video games but I play with toys in the shower and I specifically buy Pert Plus shampoo because it looks like “the ooze”.

>>212807558
Old habits die hard, anon.
Pork rind?

April was there to turn boys into men.

>>212787658 (OP)
The one sister with multiple brothers that is "like one of the boys" and all her brothers want to fuck her because they've never met another woman due to living in a farm their entire life.

>>212787658 (OP)
Casey Jones's cocksleeve.

>>212807592
> Pork rind?
> POHRK RIINE

>>212807489
... wait what happened? how?

>>212800947
They were right

For me its TMNT 2/3 April

I love April but I don't find her sexy. I think it's because I grew up with TMNT so I see her like a mother or a sister. All the sexual content feels wrong

>>212795139
Sorry your sister is shitty, mine both love me.

Be honest anon. April ... or Karai?

Does anyone have the episode number for the one where April and Velma are forced into Shredder's harem and they run around in middle eastern belly dancer outfits? I wanna get some screenshots

>>212787658 (OP)
She's a shellbunny. Every turtle had her.

>>212813067
BUT CASEY MARRIED HER

>>212788122
I remember being fascinated by those weird turtle tits without nipples. but i grew up to love and cherish nipples.

>>212813208
And you know that makes him a better man than us. He's a better man.

>>212797944
I once saw an incredible comic of her getting gangbanged by wolves. Great character.

>>212807558
>plays with his kids' toys naked
>puts them back in their room when he's done
>thinks this is a flex

>>212792146
It's almost a page-for-page adaptation of the comics. Same reason TMNT 2003 was good

>>212814265
NTA but fuck off, let people enjoy things.

>>212812226
Page is way more attractive but Judith is April

>>212814322
>NTA
go back

Your older sister who seems cool and put together but is kind of a mess, especially when things get out of her control.
It works best when she has a Casey to pair up with as her boyfriend who's kinda retarded but nice, probably holding her back, but also if really cool to you and gets you beer.
80's cartoon April is obviously the hottest , but is also almost too successful and more like a mom character.