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Anonymous No.212789245 >>212789312 >>212789370 >>212792431 >>212795976 >>212797879 >>212802053
/hor/ - Horror General
Goosebumps and other Anthologies Edition
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Anonymous No.212789305 >>212789464 >>212789686 >>212790820
phenotype?
kinotype
Anonymous No.212789312 >>212789364 >>212789501 >>212793200 >>212801761
>>212789245 (OP)
>If Follows
>Final Girls
>Babadook


Any more cat-lady-coded horror?
Anonymous No.212789324 >>212789425
literally every line of dialogue in this movie is a quip, it's almost impressive
Anonymous No.212789364 >>212789452
>>212789312
> Any more cat-lady-coded horror?
Hereditary?
Anonymous No.212789370 >>212789468
>>212789245 (OP)
Anonymous No.212789425
>>212789324
neither the title or tagline of that is unique
Anonymous No.212789452 >>212789513 >>212789541
>>212789364
Sure
So far:
>cat-lady-coded horror
>If Follows
>Final Girls
>Babadook
>Hereditary
Anonymous No.212789464
>>212789305
Swiss-French is the most kino pheno in horror. Ella Rumpf has it. You see it in some giallo as well. Second would be the Spanish actresses in the 80s
Anonymous No.212789468 >>212789521
>>212789370
during hurricane katrina. the flooding caused all the above ground level graves to erode and the caskets and corpses started floaoting out. would make for a good zombie side scene
Anonymous No.212789495 >>212789966
I've been re-watching Are you Afraid of the Dark. I haven't seen it since the original broadcasts.
Anonymous No.212789498 >>212789570 >>212789667 >>212790338 >>212791169
first for ELVIRA
Anonymous No.212789501
>>212789312
Adolescence
Anonymous No.212789513 >>212789575
>>212789452
Add Midsommar to the list
Anonymous No.212789521 >>212789695
>>212789468
I'd watch that. Basically Crawl with zombies instead of alligators.
Anonymous No.212789541 >>212789614 >>212789637
>>212789452
>has to demonize the movies & those that like them instead of accepting people like things he doesn't
You really are one massively insecure faggot. Glad you got filtered this early on.
Anonymous No.212789570 >>212789777
>>212789498
I'd slam in the back of her Dragula if you know what I mean.
Anonymous No.212789575
>>212789513
Added
Anonymous No.212789597 >>212789673
If you were disappointed by M3gan 2 watch Upgrade ASAP
You won't regret it
Anonymous No.212789614
>>212789541
Those are movies for girls. man.
Anonymous No.212789637 >>212789867
>>212789541
it reeks of samefagging so I'm just going to assume pissmans 3 day ban is up.
Anonymous No.212789663 >>212789755 >>212790266 >>212790299
>Cat-lady-coded horror
>It Follows
>Final Girls
>Babadook
>Hereditary
>Midsommar.

There is definitely a theme here. I would add Megan 2.0 to the list too.
Anonymous No.212789667
>>212789498
She owes me and you so much sex.
Anonymous No.212789673
>>212789597
Solid film.
Anonymous No.212789686 >>212789984 >>212794069
>>212788289
>ChatGPT thinks Suspiria is a giallo
Unexpectedly based.

>>212789305
I love this phenotype so fucking much.
Anonymous No.212789695
>>212789521
lol mite b cool
Anonymous No.212789755
>>212789663
Good list so far
Anonymous No.212789777
>>212789570
kek
Anonymous No.212789861 >>212789909
This was fun
Anonymous No.212789867
>>212789637
Wow, it's been 3 days already?
Anonymous No.212789909 >>212789955 >>212789975
>>212789861
#girlboss
#girlsincoding
#girlsinai
Anonymous No.212789955
>>212789909
kek
Anonymous No.212789966 >>212790075
>>212789495
Dods it hold up?
Anonymous No.212789975 >>212790032 >>212790097
>>212789909
Thoughts on Jennifer Connelly?
Anonymous No.212789984 >>212790349
>>212789686
>I love this phenotype so fucking much
Thought you were the one who posted that.
Anonymous No.212790032
>>212789975
So random
Anonymous No.212790075
>>212789966
Yeah it's still pretty good. Kid actors are hit or miss but you can tell all the adult actors are really putting on a good show so they carry the episode.
Anonymous No.212790097
>>212789975
She wasn’t in Megan 2.0 lol
Anonymous No.212790121 >>212790192
Lads, I have been driving myself crazy trying to remember where I watched a horror/thriller story.
I am almost sure that it was an anthology TV series but can't remember if it was prestige length (ie: 1 hour like Masters of Horror), 40 minutes/1 hour on television with commercials, or 30 minutes like Tales From The Crypt.

The plot was about some crooks who ripped a map of where they burried their loot into 4 pieces. The main character was unrelated to the 4 crooks but found out about it after killing one of them and then went off to kill the others I think? The majority of the episode was inside a small cabin like structure where the last survivor was hiding from the main character I think.

It's not exactly horror but I think the show itself was horror themed, it was just like how in early Tales From The Crypt episodes you got crime stories that were more horror adjacent than actual horror. I don't think it was British.
Anonymous No.212790192
>>212790121
> Lads
Oops, I mean β€œladies.”
Anonymous No.212790266 >>212790309
>>212789663
It follows doesn't belong on that list in my opinion. It feels more like a modern retelling of "The Ring" than it does a 'girlboss/look how hard women have it' style film. I'd say the new Texas Chainsaw remake and the newer Halloween movies might count too.
I'd include that episode of Cabinet of Curiosities with Kate Miccuci.
SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!lvskrld+4TB No.212790299 >>212790430 >>212790688
>>212789663
i wouldn't say hereditary is cat-lady horror i would say its Momcore Horror cuz my mom watched it and she hates horror movies but every mom has mom issues and takes them out on her kids and the movie is about a mom with mom issues (the issue being her mom was a satanist) and takes it out on her kids (who are possessed by demongs)
Anonymous No.212790309 >>212790411
>>212790266
Newer Halloween movies? Especially the newest one. Total girlboss nonsense at the end.
Anonymous No.212790338
>>212789498
queen of /hor/
Anonymous No.212790349 >>212790383
>>212789984
You thought right:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211569008/#211570899
It's always nice to see my stuff reposted by someone who isn't Indian.
Anonymous No.212790383 >>212790530
>>212790349
I'm indian and i repost you from now own.
Anonymous No.212790411
>>212790309
Yes I agree. I fucked up the formatting of my previous post.
I meant to say:
"It follows shouldn't be on the list"
"The Inside", "Texas Chainsaw remake" and new "Halloween" movies should probably be on the list.
Anonymous No.212790416 >>212790778 >>212790827 >>212790932
idc about the girlboss stuff but treating myers as some sort of living curse that only exists when people are afraid of him is retarded

Halloween 2018 would have been great if it just ended there with Laurie blowing up the house and there being no sequel. All the trauma stuff is already there with her dedicating the last 40 years of her life into being a paranoid prepper who ruined her relationship with her family over it.
Anonymous No.212790430 >>212790475
>>212790299
Hereditary reeked of estrogen soaked sobbing
Anonymous No.212790470 >>212790855
>M3GAN 2.0 grossed less than half Poopyfarter 3's domestic box office
Anonymous No.212790475
>>212790430
Trvke.
Anonymous No.212790488 >>212790562
Speaking of Ari Aster, I think his new film is gonna bomb based on reviews and he'll come crawling back and be forced to make a horror movie. Fuck him.
Anonymous No.212790530
>>212790383
Anonymous No.212790562
>>212790488
What if I told you he's already filming his next movie and it's a horror moobie?
Anonymous No.212790688
>>212790299
What movies would you say are Catlady horror?
Anonymous No.212790712 >>212790732 >>212790746
May is catlady horror
Anonymous No.212790732 >>212790820 >>212793184
>>212790712
Based.
Anonymous No.212790746 >>212790775 >>212790890
>>212790712
Haven’t seen it yet, but doubt.
Anonymous No.212790775
>>212790746
Watch it and report back
Anonymous No.212790778 >>212790847
>>212790416
>Halloween 2018 would have been great if it just ended there
Could say the same for H20
hilarious they did the reboot sequel thing twice and bungled it both times.
Anonymous No.212790820 >>212790910 >>212790962 >>212791069 >>212791095 >>212791151 >>212791258 >>212792462 >>212797865
>/film/ is having another autism war
Ok I post in /hor/.

What do you guys think of Rob Zombie? I've seen all of his movies except 3 from Hell and El Superbeasto and I thought they were all kino. I'm a Zombie truther. His Halloween 2 is my second-favourite Halloween after the original.

>>212789305
For me, it's Tina from Halloween 5.

>>212790732
She is cute asf in the canuck TV movie Carrie, it made me want to watch May for more of her.
Anonymous No.212790827 >>212790943
>>212790416
> idc about the girlboss stuff
Put down the wine glass when you type
Anonymous No.212790847
>>212790778
I didn't really like H20 but sure. I don't think Halloween needed sequels but if you were to do one it should be set decades in the future and be final.
Anonymous No.212790855
>>212790470
>Terrifier: $500k
>Terrifier 2: $15m
>Terrifier 3: $90m
Based on these numbers, we can safely assume Terrifier 4 is going to gross $250m dollars at the box office (1 Terrillion).
Anonymous No.212790890 >>212791194
>>212790746
I mean it's Bettis so it is except the cats don't live long
Anonymous No.212790910 >>212792979
>>212790820
He's based. He is a legit fan of grimey old horror films and has a good approach to translating that to modern films, which is the key is to have them be authentic rather than trying to be "le silly retro horror".
Anonymous No.212790932 >>212790987 >>212791071 >>212791120 >>212791327
>>212790416
>but treating myers as some sort of living curse that only exists when people are afraid of him is retarded
This really bothered me because they retconned literally 95% of his crimes. The town treats him like he's some otherworldy embodiement of evil who murdered hundreds of their own when he "canonically" just killed a couple people 40 years prior. Same for Laurie becoming a crazy prepper over a single encounter with a psycho.
Anonymous No.212790943
>>212790827
and clean the litter box too kek
Anonymous No.212790945 >>212790984 >>212791063
consuming is getting boring. i need to create my own horror
Anonymous No.212790960
Anonymous No.212790962 >>212791258
>>212790820
Also El Superbeasto is fun enough, it's about twice as horny as you'd expect. He really wanted to fuck those cartoons.
Anonymous No.212790984
>>212790945
Existence itself is enough horror.
Anonymous No.212790987
>>212790932
I thought it was hypocritical as well how they erased all the sequels from canon because apparently they were too shit, yet liberally stole from their plots.
Anonymous No.212791010 >>212791024 >>212791061
Quick question /hor/, can anyone tell me when Evil Dies?
Anonymous No.212791024
>>212791010
EVIL
DIES
TONIGHT
Anonymous No.212791059 >>212791200
Halloween Kills is really absolute shit in a good way
Anonymous No.212791061
>>212791010
Two More Weeks
Anonymous No.212791063 >>212791119 >>212791258
>>212790945
/hor/ still hasnt made a horror movie
Anonymous No.212791069 >>212792979
>>212790820
>Rob Zombie fan
Don't bother coming back to /film/, we'll beat you up if you do.
Anonymous No.212791071
>>212790932
>Same for Laurie becoming a crazy prepper over a single encounter with a psycho.
I mean I think that's pretty understandable, it's a traumatic event and she never got closure. The towns collective trauma was stupid though as proven by DGD trying to show it on screen and fumbling every single scene.

A better version would be just add on another 20 minutes to Halloween 2018 where it's just the ending of Night of the Living Dead where they just round up a posse and kill Myers instead of having Myers John Wick a car door into some lady to make her shoot herself then crawl into a sewer.
Anonymous No.212791095
>>212790820
All his movies are bad. White Zombie has some good songs though.
Anonymous No.212791119 >>212791258
>>212791063
We are all cat ladies here, what do you expect?
Anonymous No.212791120 >>212791155
>>212790932
>Same for Laurie becoming a crazy prepper over a single encounter with a psycho
I didn't mind this. I think that a suitably traumatizing event would shape your behavior for the rest of your life. I liked how 2018 didn't try to make Laurie seem like a well adjusted, or even sane person and she was not presented as 'right' or 'correct'. She survived Meyers' attack but any chance of a normal life died then and there.
Anonymous No.212791151 >>212792979
>>212790820
3 From Hell is aids and retroactively ruins The Devil's Rejects, watch at your own risk.
Anonymous No.212791155 >>212791243
>>212791120
I am able to suspend my disbelief but the ending of Halloween was too girlboss for me.
Anonymous No.212791169 >>212799186
>>212789498
Anyone ever catch the episode of Svengoolie when he is talking to Elvira on stage at an expo or something and her dress fucks up and shows her vag for a second?

The flash was really quick but I saw it as a teen and I have never seen anyone else mention it.
Anonymous No.212791193 >>212791303 >>212791401
>>212788008
You watched the entirety of gay horror movie M3GAN, but then complain about 'girlbosses,' despite the fact the cast is almost the same.
Anonymous No.212791194 >>212791287
>>212790890
I swear there's gotta be around 5 movies of "women gets infected by something and becomes insect like"
There's another one called Bite or something which is nice for all the practical goo it has
Anonymous No.212791200
>>212791059
Half of it is awesome. The other half is ass. Such is horror.
Anonymous No.212791225 >>212791363 >>212792238 >>212792657
>normal movie suddenly became a horror movie in the final 10 minutes

Any other examples?
Anonymous No.212791243 >>212791360
>>212791155
That's fair. I thought it was a neat little generational thing but I do feel that Laurie was vindicated a little bit too much.
I never bothered watching Kills or Ends so 2018 was a decent standalone horror movie without too much girlboss shit so I gave the ending a bit of slack.
Anonymous No.212791258 >>212792979
>>212790820
>>212790962
>/film/ is having another autism war
That's every thread though lol
El Superbeasto is fun as hell if you liked Ren and Stimpy at any point in your life; the same studio was involved with both which is why they share visual similarities.
It's also hilariously horny like you said plus I love how they took the piss out of Carrie in that one scene.

>>212791063
>>212791119
I've told you the movie more than once but you refuse to listen.
Anonymous No.212791287
>>212791194
There's another one of these on the way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB-bRk_cULM
Anonymous No.212791303
>>212791193
Totally different movies. Stop pretending.
Anonymous No.212791327 >>212791414
>>212790932
DGG realising that none of the themes of his story works when Michael just killed like 3 people half a century ago, so he just makes Michael kill like 9 thousand people in Kills just to pad out Michael's body count to brute force the planned story themes into working again. So weird that all the themes of his trilogy were metatextual and concerned with Michael Myers's space in our real world culture and in retrospect over a long franchise, yet deleted all the movies that contextualised what Laurie is constantly giving speeches about from canon.
Anonymous No.212791360
>>212791243
And since we talking about this feminist derailed franchise , the movie before the last one, the whole basement prepper ending was cringe too.
Anonymous No.212791363 >>212792810
>>212791225
This movie is pure SEXO
Anonymous No.212791374 >>212791467
How expensive would a live action Castlevania movie cost?

I think I could do it for about $250mil if any studios want to give me a shot.
Anonymous No.212791396 >>212791506
I watched an episode of the 2005 anthology series "Masters Of Horror" today. It was pretty creepy but also comfortably goofy.

Dreams In The Witch House was the episode.

Pic related is one of the antagonists, a human faced rat.
Anonymous No.212791401 >>212792162
>>212791193
Megan 2.0 was pure girlboss from beginning to end, I couldn’t ignore it and I had to turn it off. Megan 1 wasn’t like this.
Anonymous No.212791414
>>212791327
DGG is a decent director but he shouldn't be allowed in the writing room. Ends was Blum's warning but he ignored it and let him write Exorcist Believer.
It's weird though, that film still made $137m at the box office so it was actually a pretty big success if you forget they spent $400m on the license.
Anonymous No.212791467 >>212791673
>>212791374
Masters of the Universe has a $200m budget. And a proper Castlevania would be a gothic version of that so you're not far off.
Though the $40m versions that aren't CGI shitfests are basically always better.
Anonymous No.212791506
>>212791396
hail raatma anon
Anonymous No.212791673 >>212791941 >>212792172
>>212791467
>Though the $40m versions that aren't CGI shitfests are basically always better.
Practical set pieces are quite expensive and I would want a lot of practical monsters that are enhanced with CGI like Crimson Peak. I'd also have to scratch build most of the sets as well since I want it to be as gran as something like the castle in Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust. In my mind it'd be a combination of Magnetic Rose, Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust, Crimson Peak and Viy.

It'd be a huge undertaking but I think if you keep the actor budget down and get the right people involved it's doable.
Anonymous No.212791941
>>212791673
I'm on board that there's a lack of the big gothic action horrors there used to be and Castlevania is a good fit, the anime has boosted it's fanbase a lot.
idk about practical effects being expensive though. If you look at Alien: Romulus though you can do a lot with smaller set pieces in hallways and stuff. That was $90m so still pretty big. But when you get into giant open space action set pieces like Bloodlust has, and tons of CGI, yeah that's superhero film budget tier.
I'd be ok with just wandering dark narrow hallways and slaying shit.
Anonymous No.212791988 >>212793174
Inspector Plundering in the Dark, now that was amazing.
Anonymous No.212792162 >>212792705
>>212791401
>Megan 1 wasn’t like this.
It literally is
Anonymous No.212792172 >>212792294 >>212792537
>>212791673
>Crimson Peak
Is it that good?
Always felt like some roastie ghost romance story at first glance
Anonymous No.212792238 >>212793712
>>212791225

>normal movie suddenly became a horror movie in the final 10 minutes
Anonymous No.212792294 >>212792357
>>212792172
nta but sadly, no. It's just ok. Woman in Black 2012 is a better film.
Anonymous No.212792357 >>212793294
>>212792294
Don't be a troll
Anonymous No.212792431 >>212792547
>>212789245 (OP)
"villains" who did nothing wrong?
Anonymous No.212792462 >>212792979
>>212790820
>For me, it's Tina from Halloween 5.
was she the kind of annoying one? yeah she was cute
Anonymous No.212792537 >>212793646
>>212792172
If you're someone who unironically uses "roastie" it will probably filter you since you'd be too busy complaining about something on a second screen to pay attention.
Anonymous No.212792547
>>212792431
His wife was a retard and should have listened to him. There was also no saving her.
Anonymous No.212792572 >>212793732
bleh
Anonymous No.212792603 >>212792647
I'm camping alone at a lake cabin in the middle of nowhere. Any good horror films that capture this feeling aside aside from the typical ones?
Anonymous No.212792647
>>212792603
Cabin Fever
Anonymous No.212792657 >>212792714
>>212791225
Black Rainbow is too kino to /hor/ appreciate (or understand)
Anonymous No.212792705 >>212794826 >>212794903
>>212792162
It wasnt. I didnt turn Megan 1 off. I turned 2.0 off.
Anonymous No.212792714 >>212793374 >>212793374
>>212792657
>mfw I went beyond the black rainbow before even seeing the black rainbow
Anonymous No.212792802 >>212792903 >>212793775
She won.
Anonymous No.212792810 >>212792953
>>212791363
I will now watch your movie
Anonymous No.212792903
>>212792802
#shewon
#girlboss
#wine
Anonymous No.212792953
>>212792810
based
Anonymous No.212792979 >>212793132
>>212790910
I gain more respect for him all the time, because pretty much every time I watch some old 40s horror movie, or 60s exploitation movie, I realise that something in one of his movies was a reference to it. His movies are very meticulously made, it's just that most people don't get what he's doing. I watched The Ghost of Frankenstein recently and I was surprised to see a scene from H2 was a recreation of it. You know you're a true horror autist when you're homaging the 4th entry in the Frankenstein series rather than entry level stuff like Psycho, like that fraud Ti West does all the time.

>>212791069
I just made the new OP so you can't do that. Sorry, pal, but I'M running this monkey farm now.

>>212791151
Out of completionism autism I must. I'm just going to treat it as a "what-if" because The Devil's Rejects ending was perfect and made me super emotional, so I'm not really invested in seeing the characters alive again.

>>212791258
Cool to hear about El Superbeasto, I was leaving it for last because even Zombie fans seem to hate it. It's funny that he made his most serious and emotionally heavy movie ever AND a cartoon sex comedy in the same year.

>>212792462
Yeah, she was a breath of fresh air for me because she is one of the few party girl type characters to make it (nearly) to the end of a slasher. I was expecting her to die like 10 minutes in, so I got extremely invested when I realised, like 45 mins in, that she was the main teenage character and might make it to the end. When she died it was like my favourite soccer team let in a goal at the 90th minute. Gut wrenching!!!
Anonymous No.212793059 >>212795195
BRING HER BACK (2025)
Anonymous No.212793113
kino has arrived (to my house)
Anonymous No.212793132
>>212792979
RZ has also been working with increasingly small budgets. He said the studio was throwing shitloads of money at him for House of 1000 Corpses. Like they spent an extra 2 million just doing reshoots of the ending or something (which was a killer decision). Same with Miramax and Halloween but apparently the Weinsteins were insane to work with.
Anonymous No.212793174 >>212793370 >>212793439
>>212791988
Do you mean Police Blundering in the Dark?
Anonymous No.212793184 >>212796685
>>212790732
May sexually aroused me in the best ways
Anonymous No.212793200 >>212793404
>>212789312
>cat-lady-coded horror?
Where do you guys make up this shit? Some gay stuff on youtube or tiktok?
Anonymous No.212793294 >>212793463
>>212792357
Cope
Anonymous No.212793370 >>212793758
>>212793174
It is β€œInspector”
Use google. Good film btw.
Anonymous No.212793374 >>212793476 >>212793524
>>212792714
>>212792714
Beyond the black rainbow is just 80s nostalgia bait slop
Anonymous No.212793401
I posted this before but the sample in "I'm With Stupid" by Static X is actually Linnea Quigley.
>>>/wsg/5923715
Anonymous No.212793404
>>212793200
When Hollywood decided to make that genre.
Add Babadook to the list too.
Anonymous No.212793439 >>212793807
>>212793174
Its Giallo, you uncultured swine
Anonymous No.212793463 >>212793520
>>212793294
It’s a shitty jumpscare cgi fest with a non ending
Anonymous No.212793476 >>212793563 >>212793587
>>212793374
Oh anon. You truly have no idea what you're talking about.
Anonymous No.212793520
>>212793463
You definitely truly have no idea what you're talking about.
Anonymous No.212793524 >>212793605
>>212793374
I think you watched a different film than me
Anonymous No.212793563 >>212793629
>>212793476
You type like a female.
Anonymous No.212793587 >>212793629
>>212793476
>80s neon colour palette
>synth music
>80 song at end credits

Oh anon. You truly have no idea what you're talking about.
Anonymous No.212793605
>>212793524
You just don’t know what you’re talking about along with having bad taste.
Anonymous No.212793629 >>212793688
>>212793563
I eat ass like one too.
>>212793587
Nothing about that movie is 80s. It's extremely 70s, but you're a zoomer faggot so you couldn't tell.
Anonymous No.212793646 >>212793709
>>212792537
That's exclusively how he watches movies. Pathetic
Anonymous No.212793688
>>212793629
Anonymous No.212793709 >>212793753 >>212793863
>>212793646
Youre pathetic. Enjoy your roastie horror. Dont forget to call your wife in when the blacked scenes come on.
Anonymous No.212793712
>>212792238
Felt like an outer limit episode, /tv/ really built it up and didn't meet up the expectation. Lisa bones is hot, though.
Anonymous No.212793732 >>212793785
>>212792572
10/10 casting
10/10 bleh
10/10 qt
Anonymous No.212793753 >>212793884
>>212793709
time for another holiday faggot
Anonymous No.212793758 >>212793819 >>212793828
>>212793370
Yeah Google says no
Anonymous No.212793775
>>212792802
Yes, she did successfully win at ruining her franchise forever
Anonymous No.212793785 >>212793887
>>212793732
what film?
Anonymous No.212793807
>>212793439
It's Police are Blundering in the Dark for the giallo
It's definitely not inspector, because the Italian titled says police too
Anonymous No.212793808 >>212793836 >>212793862 >>212793876
any good recent vampkino?
Anonymous No.212793819 >>212793890
>>212793758
>The film you're likely thinking of is "The Police Are Blundering in the Dark" (Italian: "I poliziotti della brigata omicidi sono in defaillance"). It's a 1975 Italian giallo film directed by Helia Colombo. The movie revolves around a journalist investigating the disappearance of a friend amidst a string of murders targeting young women. The journalist ends up at the villa of an eccentric photographer, and the plot thickens with secrets, a mind-reading device, and further murders.
Anonymous No.212793828 >>212793890
>>212793758
>blindly believing jewgle ai
Anonymous No.212793836 >>212793927
>>212793808
Sinners if only because the main vampire is very charismatic and literally cures racism but the protagonists won't have that oh no
Anonymous No.212793862
>>212793808
I can't remember if Salem's lot was praised or not so maybe this.
Anonymous No.212793863 >>212793914
>>212793709
Struck a nerve, didn't I, dalit?
Anonymous No.212793876 >>212794936
>>212793808
haven't seen it but this is a recent one
Anonymous No.212793884
>>212793753
Time to answer the doorbell
(its tyrone)
Anonymous No.212793887 >>212794587
>>212793785
the Radleys starring Princess Zelda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_9F-bldEaI
Anonymous No.212793890 >>212793949
>>212793819
Yeah I know i'm right and that anon fucked up the title and then doubled down on it by telling me to google the title he got wrong lol
>>212793828
He did specify he wanted me to Google his incorrect title, take his choice of search engine up with him
Anonymous No.212793914
>>212793863
I am not him. Keep guessing though!
Anonymous No.212793927 >>212793973
>>212793836
What the vampire represents in Sinner is better than what the vampires do in the movie. I think the final act of the movie was its weakest part.
Anonymous No.212793936 >>212794000 >>212794043 >>212794129 >>212795961
Happy Birthday to Kate Beringer!
Anonymous No.212793949 >>212794013
>>212793890
The film title is in Italian, anon.
Anonymous No.212793960 >>212794161
The new one is out so I'll watch this for the first time. Not sure about the quality but young Love Hewitt should make it worth of my time.
Anonymous No.212793973 >>212795228
>>212793927
> What the vampire represents in Sinner is better than what the vampires do in the movie. I think the final act of the movie was its weakest part.
This anon watched a movie for black people. Youre either a cuck or a female(white).
Anonymous No.212794000
>>212793936
Make a wish!
Anonymous No.212794012 >>212794071
>what if we ripoff From Dusk till dawn, but worse and...BLACK?
Anonymous No.212794013 >>212794951
>>212793949
Yes, and they used la polizia in the title too, not any of the words for inspector/detective
Anonymous No.212794043
>>212793936
built like a fridge
Anonymous No.212794069
>>212789686
okay what is pic related from?
Anonymous No.212794071
>>212794012
To be fair the main vampire bitch dying like a random mook in that always fet weird
It's like if the main vamp guy from Sinners died right after they meet him
Anonymous No.212794113
nobody ever made a movie where people are held up in a building against a supernatural enemy before from dusk till dawn
Anonymous No.212794129
>>212793936
hall of fame romantic kiss in gremlins imo
Anonymous No.212794147 >>212794259 >>212794481 >>212794684
Finally watched NOTLD for the first timse, does /hor/ agree that he did literally nothing wrong?
Anonymous No.212794161 >>212795306
>>212793960
Apparently the third one isn't required viewing for the new one so you can skip that at least.
Anonymous No.212794259 >>212794481
>>212794147
He's an antagonistic asshole and is basically the instigator of all the social breakdown that happens between the characters, but it is funny that Ben survives by following his plan. Just goes to show you that no matter how right you are, if you're an unlikeable bastard people will just be contrarian so they don't have to agree with you.
Anonymous No.212794266 >>212794355 >>212794443
Anonymous No.212794355 >>212794482
>>212794266
how good is it
Anonymous No.212794443 >>212794482
>>212794266
Surprisingly solid. Takes the fun/violent 2000s film approach and got reamed by critics looking for not being grimdark.
Anonymous No.212794481
>>212794147
>>212794259
I think Ben's thought process(if we go into the basement we'll have no way of getting out) was pretty smart given the information they had. Trying to drive out of there wasn't a bad idea, it just didn't work.
Anonymous No.212794482
>>212794443 was meant for >>212794355
Anonymous No.212794587
>>212793887
>she's zelda
This is cute because one of her first roles was mocap for Lunafreya in FFXV
Anonymous No.212794593 >>212795912
>only one audio track and it's a slavic man translating all the lines
god damn leave the original one in there
Anonymous No.212794614 >>212794645 >>212794673 >>212794894 >>212795097
Anons I don't usually like doing this but I would really love some recommendations of recent films. Other than Nefarious and Long Legs everything my friends have recommended has been shit.
Anonymous No.212794645 >>212797569
>>212794614
What you've seen and what you generally like would be helpful
Anonymous No.212794673
>>212794614
When Evil Lurks
Deadstream
Anonymous No.212794684
>>212794147
He was definitely wrong given the information that they had. He had no way to know that the mob would arrive the next morning and clear all the zombos out of the house for them. If Ben had've known that would happen, he'd have agreed to to take everyone down.
Anonymous No.212794826 >>212794903 >>212795186
>>212792705
>two year difference between the movies
You became a chud in that time. Simple as.
Anonymous No.212794894 >>212794938 >>212795706
>>212794614
comfy as fuck
Anonymous No.212794903
>>212794826
>>212792705
But every single important character in Megan 1 is female while all men are either background or bumbling retards like the tech guy who helps make her, or bullies/grumpy old men
Anonymous No.212794936
>>212793876
This is a good rec but it may be too quirky for some anons here.
Anonymous No.212794938
>>212794894
Kinda wasted since the spider takes forever to grow, act 1&2 are pretty boring, though act 3 is great
Also both the girl and the mom treat the dad like complete trash, it almost feels like gaslighting tier and makes it hard to watch, despite the fact he still sacrifices himself for them
Anonymous No.212794951 >>212795016
>>212794013
Ok, Mario
Anonymous No.212795016
>>212794951
lmfao
Anonymous No.212795097 >>212795114 >>212795156 >>212795310 >>212795368
>>212794614
Anonymous No.212795114
>>212795097
that's just depressioncore though
Anonymous No.212795156 >>212795230 >>212795234
>>212795097
Looks really catlady coded. Lemme guess. trauma theme?
Anonymous No.212795186
>>212794826
He was born a chud.
Anonymous No.212795195
>>212793059
I SAID BRING HER BAAAAAACK!!!!!!
Anonymous No.212795228
>>212793973
Imagine watching a Coogler movie celebrating black culture and being like "Yeah, I hate niggers".
You don't watch Sinners for the vampires doing vampires shit because that its weakest part, that's my point.
Anonymous No.212795230 >>212795279 >>212795322 >>212795477
>>212795156
Austria in the 18th century.
Forests surround villages. Killing a baby gets a woman sentenced to death.
Agnes readies for married life with her beloved. But her mind and heart grow heavy.
A gloomy path alone, evil thoughts arising...
Anonymous No.212795234
>>212795156
Yeah. Feminist horror.
Anonymous No.212795279 >>212795320 >>212795411 >>212795644
>>212795230
> But her mind and heart belongs to Tyrone.
Grim.
Anonymous No.212795306
>>212794161
I have already downloaded it so I'll watch it, but a direct to dvd slasher doesn't bode well. But at least, there is a cutie in it.
Anonymous No.212795310 >>212795736 >>212795881
>>212795097
Absolutely based recommendation. Hagazussa is also good.
Anonymous No.212795320
>>212795279
Fucking die, Pissman.
Anonymous No.212795322 >>212795359 >>212795644
>>212795230
> Agnes readies for married life with her beloved. But her mind and heart belongs to Jamal.
Anonymous No.212795359 >>212795392
>>212795322
..oh no…not my 18th century tradwife…
Anonymous No.212795368 >>212795560 >>212796276
>>212795097
Don't rec this without the caveat that it's joyless womyn euro horror
Anonymous No.212795392
>>212795359
kek
Anonymous No.212795411
>>212795279
shut up faggot
Anonymous No.212795477 >>212795589 >>212795644
>>212795230
This reads out like some female blacked fantasy fetish synopsis
Anonymous No.212795560
>>212795368
made by Goodnight Mommy director, Veronika Franz
Anonymous No.212795589
>>212795477
Yeah, that’s feminist horror for ya
Anonymous No.212795644 >>212795676
>>212795477
>>212795322
>>212795279

There is not a single black person on this movie.
Anonymous No.212795676 >>212795718 >>212795846
>>212795644
It is fantasy-horror. The black person was all in her mind.
Anonymous No.212795706
>>212794894
Sting was fun but for me it is the french kino Vermines/Infested.
Anonymous No.212795718 >>212795773 >>212795846 >>212795862
>>212795676
And her husbands too.
Anonymous No.212795736
>>212795310
I didn't post that but I loved Hagazussa so I'll have to check it out. I'm surprised it's not brought up more often here.
Anonymous No.212795738
And to all... a GOODNIGHT!
Anonymous No.212795773 >>212795846
>>212795718
LOL
Anonymous No.212795846
>>212795676
>>212795718
>>212795773
Samefag
Anonymous No.212795862 >>212795984
>>212795718
What? I haven’t seen this movie and now I don’t want to. It is set in 18th century village. Wife is fantasizing about black males and her husband is fantasizing about blacks screwing his future wife? Wtf is going on in European filmmaking?
Anonymous No.212795881 >>212795927 >>212796184
>>212795310
Yeah, already watched.
Luv some euro folk horror.

Check pic rerlated.
Anonymous No.212795912
>>212794593
I hate that shit. I mean cool he does it for free, but when he voices the women getting fucked and saying their horny lines about their genitals it's like what the fuck is the point of having my dick out. Oh wait what are we talking about?
Anonymous No.212795927 >>212796184
>>212795881
I enjoyed Midsommar
Anonymous No.212795961
>>212793936
Anonymous No.212795976 >>212796142 >>212796439
>>212789245 (OP)
This book genuinely creeped me out as a kid. Felt very surreal
Anonymous No.212795984 >>212796293 >>212796364
>>212795862
It's just anon tries to watch movies but he starts imagining his fetish instead so by the end of any movie he's convinced he's seen blacked porn. Including movies where there literally are no black people whatsoever
Anonymous No.212796142
>>212795976
The tv show was a lot more campy.
Anonymous No.212796184 >>212796625
>>212795881
Wanna watch this one too.

>>212795927
Based, The VVitch is also good
Anonymous No.212796276
>>212795368
Noted. Good looking out anon
Anonymous No.212796293 >>212796461
>>212795984
True. Our resident jeet was just banned for posting an interracial sex scene a couple days back kek he obviously gets off on it.
Anonymous No.212796364 >>212796708
>>212795984
He is probably European
Anonymous No.212796439
>>212795976
I don't remember a lot of them, but this premise creeped me out.
>swamp in the middle of nowhere Georgia
>lone house with a gorilla gator monster kept in the basement
>old grandparents leave you and a sibling alone in the house with it

If we're talking about the show, it was the lawn gnomes, the puppet, and possibly the haunted chicken nugget (I was eating chicken nuggets while watching that one)
Anonymous No.212796461 >>212796511
>>212796293
> interracial sex scenes
>she obviously gets off on it.
Shes sounds about white
Anonymous No.212796511
>>212796461
(You) are a brown, low IQ eunuch.
Anonymous No.212796539
movies for this feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7ynB_jDem8
Anonymous No.212796625 >>212797716 >>212798723 >>212798791
>>212796184
also check The Viy (1967)
Anonymous No.212796685
>>212793184
May the kinda freak to let you finish on her fivehead.
Anonymous No.212796708 >>212796778
>>212796364
Probably. I heard they get uncomfortable if it has been a while since someone has slept with their wives.
Anonymous No.212796778
>>212796708
Euro horror is full of interacial sex scenes.
Anonymous No.212797294 >>212797548
>I Know What You Did Last Summer’ Review – Sequel Delivers Slasher Fun But Remains Stuck in the Past

>stuck in the past.

Like this general.
Anonymous No.212797548
>>212797294
As long as it's better than the second movie
>What the hell was with that fat, white Jamaican kid?
Anonymous No.212797569
>>212794645
I'm very open minded, but I generally prefer slower burns and thinkers. That said I'll give literally anything a watch as long as the writing and plot make sense.
Anonymous No.212797680 >>212797734 >>212797742 >>212799295 >>212801506
Il demonio (1963)
Anonymous No.212797698 >>212797791 >>212797915
Watching Terrifier 3 even though its not Christmas. Damien Leone does seem to be improving as a filmmaker, even if bit by bit. Its still a low budget, tongue-in-cheek, gross out splatter film like the others though, so it won't really change anyone's mind if they already dislike the series. Pacing and getting a brisker run time is also still an issue, even though its not anywhere as bad as Terrifer 2 was.
Anonymous No.212797716 >>212798791
>>212796625
TFW you will never make love to young Natalya Varley
Anonymous No.212797734
>>212797680
damn, the demon look like that?
Anonymous No.212797742 >>212798190
>>212797680
Looks kino.
Anonymous No.212797791
>>212797698
People are split but I'm in the T3 over T2 camp.
T1 holds a special place because I saw it when it came out and it was a breath of fresh air.
Anonymous No.212797865
>>212790820
>House of 1000 Copses is like if you put The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Rocky Horror Picture Show in a blender and then at then end it becomes Alice in Wonderland and I'm like, is this even real, I don't even know
This is a close paraphrase to how he actually described it.
Anonymous No.212797879 >>212797919
>>212789245 (OP)
Horrorland was such lit-kino
even the TV adaptation was OK as a kid
Anonymous No.212797915 >>212798009
>>212797698
We don’t talk about that movie here.
Anonymous No.212797919 >>212798113
>>212797879
Anonymous No.212798009 >>212798064 >>212798194
>>212797915
Yes we do. We discuss old and modern horror.
Anonymous No.212798064 >>212798340
>>212798009
That movie is banned on /hor/
Anonymous No.212798113
>>212797919
kino. saved.
Anonymous No.212798190
>>212797742
and kino it is
directed by Fellini long time friend Brunello Rondi
Anonymous No.212798194 >>212798340
>>212798009
Try Reddit
Anonymous No.212798276 >>212798484
>have you seen this man? wanted for causing extreme butthurt
Anonymous No.212798340
>>212798064
>>212798194
Why do you even come here, Harshad?
Anonymous No.212798484 >>212798670
>>212798276
I'm guessing that based on the reaction of one poster ITT, splatter flicks like Terrifer are still a long ways off from mainstream acceptance.
Anonymous No.212798670 >>212798689
>>212798484
Good. We don’t like that film here.
Anonymous No.212798689 >>212798831
>>212798670
>We
Anonymous No.212798723
>>212796625
check out The Spider - 1992
Anonymous No.212798791 >>212800780
>>212796625
Saw it last year. I found Viy boring up until the last 15 minutes but Natalya is a Russki babe and those 15min make up for it.

>>212797716
>TFW you will never make love to young Natalya Varley
Anonymous No.212798831
>>212798689
/hor/
Anonymous No.212799186
>>212791169
Post it now.
Anonymous No.212799295 >>212799410
>>212797680
I can fix her
Anonymous No.212799410 >>212799488 >>212799645 >>212800058
>>212799295
/witch/
Anonymous No.212799488
>>212799410
Anonymous No.212799645
>>212799410
she's having a flashback
Anonymous No.212800058
>>212799410
He'll take care of them
Anonymous No.212800199 >>212800230 >>212800397 >>212800752
Terrifier trilogy is kino and has the best practical effects. This makes someone mad? Dont care, still not watching your shilled garbage like monke, red rooms, ugly stepsister
Anonymous No.212800230
>>212800199
Watch Lowlifes, cuck.
Anonymous No.212800300 >>212800642
Terrifier should practically effect itself to amazon and buy some better lighting
Anonymous No.212800343
Anonymous No.212800397
>>212800199
when AI is good enough we'll make Poopyfarter rip through everyone in those films in feature length partypooper crossover
Anonymous No.212800642 >>212800784
>>212800300
Kek. I think Terrifier 3 improved that at least, maybe my biggest criticism of T2 is the lighting.
Anonymous No.212800752 >>212801141
>>212800199
Opinion disregarded.
Anonymous No.212800780
>>212798791
>>TFW you will never make love to young Natalya Varley
Not me personally, but a guy I knew. He and her GOT IT AWN. WHOOO-WEE!
Anonymous No.212800784 >>212800829
>>212800642
Go talk about this movie somewhere else.
Anonymous No.212800829 >>212800934
>>212800784
Art the Clown.
Anonymous No.212800934 >>212800974 >>212801003 >>212801021 >>212801070
>>212800829
>you
Anonymous No.212800974 >>212801109
>>212800934
idgi
Anonymous No.212801003
>>212800934
>IMG_0716.jpg
Anonymous No.212801019
Damn, this thread went fast
Anonymous No.212801021 >>212801089 >>212801239 >>212801282
>>212800934
Why did Child's Play become soi? Because of the TV show? I don't pay much attention to things.
Anonymous No.212801070
>>212800934
kek yjk thats what they look like
Anonymous No.212801089 >>212801149
>>212801021
I hope someone answers this so I know what I'm allowed to like.
Anonymous No.212801109
>>212800974
It is what you look like
Anonymous No.212801141 >>212801187
>>212800752
Eat shit, retarded gaslit shill
Anonymous No.212801149
>>212801089
Not Terrifer 2 and 3 for starters. Lurk more.
Anonymous No.212801187 >>212801232 >>212801337 >>212801417 >>212801591
>>212801141
Go get your bull to shit all over your Terrifier toys and then lick up.
Anonymous No.212801232
>>212801187
lol wtf
Anonymous No.212801239
>>212801021
Because Son of Chucky is woke. The next two movies are not though.
Anonymous No.212801282
>>212801021
Because grown men watching a doll on screen and collecting dolls is cringe.
Anonymous No.212801337
>>212801187
I swear this is what horror fans do anyways
Anonymous No.212801417 >>212801552
>>212801187
You are a disgusting faggot NPM, hope next time you get jannied into next year.
Anonymous No.212801506
>>212797680
Kino
Anonymous No.212801552 >>212801591
>>212801417
Not as disgusting as what happens to your horror merchandise.
Anonymous No.212801582
How did this thread move so fast?
Anonymous No.212801591
>>212801187
>>212801552
Real Pissjeetcuck hours. Neck yourself
Anonymous No.212801603
Here

>>212801598
>>212801598
>>212801598
>>212801598
Anonymous No.212801761
>>212789312
It Follows will filter cat ladies because they'll be unable to think below the surface interpretation
The It that Follows is a metaphor for mortality, not STDs
Anonymous No.212802053
>>212789245 (OP)
i want more reenactment shows about cryptids and aliens, ghost/demons kinda have a stranglehold on these