>Has to witness his career being destroyed a second time by Sam
>>212789551 (OP)>IT WAS A BIT DOODNah it wasn't
>>212789626Confirmed not a bit then
Sam really destroyed MDE again
What a fat fag
OPTION A: try to riff with your fellow comedian
OPTION B: flip his expensive podcasting desk and destroy his set
Sam got BTFO
for a second, just stop worshipping him. he got upset and physical like a wild albino nigger.
>>212789551 (OP)One of these guys, any of them should have stepped in and told Sam to stop being a retard. But they all just kowtowed to him, their hearts not in it and they just tag along on the Sam Hyde show for cash.
>>212789784what is a riff
>>212790499breaking balls
โecelebโ is not a career
>>212789551 (OP)I watched some more of the podcast, not the whole thing but the table flip is not the worse part, the worse part is Sam's complete inability to improv and riff with Harland, he's literally bombing there and his only escape is to get "controversial" and say shit about jews or get physically aggressive
That was the most embarrassing part
>>212789733He's talking about Harland. Sam destroyed the set because Harland insulted Chuck and Erick and humiliated Damiel. The gorilla bit was the first chance he saw. Only person in MDE that's maybe unhappy with Sam is Nick, and I still doubt it.
>>212789733He's responding to a tweet saying that Harland didn't break character on the show and apparently it's just edited to look that way
>>212791214>insulted>humiliatedbro it's a comedy routine, what was he expecting? for this 90s comedian to suck them off just for showing up?
>>212791032Thats literally the reason why people don't like it. He chimped out on matans show but he was being funny so it wasn't out of place.
>>212789551 (OP)>ugh, this is even worse than the time sam molested underage girls
>>212791314Was some 90s comedian expecting Sam Hyde to not break the set? You can ask retarded questions like this all day
>>212791339The Matan thing wasn't funny Cringe even. This was much funnier.
cant wait for sam to wrestle dick van dyke. I can imagine he hits sam with some whippersnapper jokes and says something like "you're kind a queer fellow aintcha!" and sam turns beet red and starts doing "pretend" 50% judo on a 99 year old man in order to comedy mog him
>>212789551 (OP)Isn't he loaded anyway? His house looks cool. Has a wife and kids and seems like a good money maker in his personal life flipping houses or whatever.
He should probably just leave and start making random YouTube videos with Charles or something
>>212789626>>212789733>>212791299the moment in question is literally in the video and harland is CLEARLY still doing a bit lol if charls thinks he was actually mad he might be autistic
the "serious anger" in question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU&t=2389s
>>212791299man is everyone doing a bit by pretending it wasnt a bit? now the bit wasnt funny but i swear this is the millionith time
>OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT SAM DID? ITS TRULY OVER FOR HIM NOW! JUST ANALYZE HIS NICKS FACE! IT WASNT A BIT IT WAS ALL REAL!
>>212791563It's because they're all trannies that hate Hyde and MDE. Before this they spammed any thread mentioning MDE with that nonsense about the r9k whore
>>212791536Bro really said shut the fuck up in an asian accent and Charls thought it was his legit "voice" and him showing anger? What the fuck is happening to the MDE boomers, have the fishtank zoomers infected them with brainrot or what
>>212791563well, sam was genuinely insecure at not being in command of the situation
>>212791633yes and charls genuinely knew steven hawking and went to epstein island and saw steven hawking genuinely jump out of his chair
>>212791628Imagine using the tranny buzzword when the guy you're defending has been proven to fuck trannies on the regular. Back to fishtank general you fucking retard.
He can always go back to selling antiques.
>>212791628Everyone "spammed" (posted) it because it was funny. Funny things happen and people tend to post funny those funny happenings. There is no grand conspiracy.
>>212791737The way you guys write fanfiction about people you hate is so sad desu
>>212789551 (OP)This was clearly a poorly acted bit. Are you guys all autistic?
>>212791886>it's so funny that I have to camp out in every thread and spam copy pastes with repeated images over and over again for years>IT'S CALLED COMEDY CHUDGo back to kiwireddit
>>212791415yeah people generally expect guests on podcasts to not break the set randomly
>>212792077Some people generally expect podcast hosts to be able to carry a conversation
>>212792157one is illegal and the other isn't
>>212792066In your imagination, in your mind, you believed it.
>>212791874Well if you're gonna laugh...
>>212792205>duude he tipped over a table call the cops
Honestly it's not really that surprising. There's a reason why his "comedy" videos are him alone in a bathroom.
Sam's podcast is the fastest growing video on his dying channel
He should be grateful
>>212792331is that what I said? it's literally illegal, I didn't say whether I care that much about the law or not. try to follow simple logic.
"podcast host can't carry conversation" = "I must break stuff" is savage ape logic
>>212792157Have you ever listened to Harland? The guy can riff with everyone with all types of personalities. If he wasnt able to with Sam then its for sure on him
>>212792430Oh, or him in a comedy club getting booed for saying something racist. I have never heard him make an actual joke in his life.
Gigi responded to me last night so I guess this means we're going steady
I just watched it, definitely an L for Sam but not really because of the desk thing, he just seemed lost and grumpy the entire segment, usually reacting to what Harland said with "Yeah" or "Huh." If I didn't know who he was I would have no idea why he was on the show.
It's kind of like when you watch old Tom Green segments, Sam was like the guy that wasn't in on the bit.
I don't think Harland gives a shit about his set being moved around, if anything this is probably great buzz for his show, but Sam's mask really slipped in a bad way here. I think the people who are the most upset about this segment are Sam's own fans who wanted to see him do something on the level of when he brought those Indian guys to another podcast but instead tuned in to an execution.
>>212791032Harland's improv was just random out of touch nonsense fucking Matan Evans zoomer does his shtick way better. His experience only carries him so far. By himself, he's a snooze fest.
>>212792430triggered samsimp
>>212791633he literally has schizophrenia
>Have a chance at getting back into the mainstream after 10 years
>Organize the podcast with Harland
>Take nice pictures with Harlands crew before the podcast starts
>Huge fan
>Looking forward to it
>Sam destroys everything in a feminine rage fit within 40 minutes
>Realize mid show that i have to go back to selling Mercedes
>Get a proper panic attack and PTSD flashbacks to the last time Sam destroyed my career at the 2016 Adult Swim board meeting
>At least i got a nice rolex from Sam
>>212792540>The guy can riff with everyone with all types of personalitiesyeah the personalities under the umbrella that is the normie
>>212791633Too many buzzwords can you repost this but in english pls.
WHO SAID GORILLA TWIGS?!?!?
>>212792014Worse they're all trans.
>>212791032>the worse part is Sam's complete inability to improv and riff with Harland,What 'riff', nigger? Harland was spouting some random shit like whether Sam liked cunnilingus or not and whether he was raped. None of this is funny or interesting, it's just a huge waste of everybody's time and Sam flipping the table was the only interesting part about it.
>>212793114lol yeah, like imagine sitting through Harland's gay baby talk nonsense
>IT'S CALLED RIFFFINGit's dumb and you're retarded if you actually watch that shit
>>212791299there are multiple times when the whole room is laughing except harlan but it cuts away why they laughed, the boomer unironically had lots of shit edited to make them look worse.
>>212793192hatchet job. Harland really is bitter about being manhandled by an alpha
>>212792925>>Have a chance at getting back into the mainstream after 10 yearsnobody has believed this since 2015.
>>212793114Yeah Gen Xers lost the ability to be funny back in 2020, now they're completely all out of touch and out of time. Two things they can never get back.
>>212793114>>212793191>>212793192Hey Sam or Jet or whoever you are
>>212793192RELEASE THE SAMHYDER CUT SAAR
>>212793234All of sam's promo got edited out. There are lots of cuts
>>212793262sam fucked up so hard he turned nick into a pink wojak
>>212793192>the boomer unironically had lots of shit edited to make them look worse.lol based
>>212793114sam hoidal brought up cunnilingus
>>212793191>>212793232I swear, watching Amy Schumer's comedy is more funny. I swear, there's something about boomer humor that is incredibly annoying. Mix that with some snarky redditism which Harland is a certified one and I can see why anyone would lose their shit at the stupdiity of it all. If Sam actually did beat the fuck out of him, it would have been justified all things considered.
>>212793234Question? How many straws did it take to make up that strawman?
>>212793192>edited to make them look worseno shit this is called being funny
>>212793192LOL delicious tears
>>212793234no, just not a tranny like you obsessively posting shit about sam and any made up drama you can find
>>212793234>>212793253>>212793310>>212793337>>212793356heres a timestamp if you don't believe me, i don't mean him cutting out the promos, he cuts out the promos first, but then after an ad they're all laughing and harlan does a bit where hes going "i guess we're gonna laugh?" but what led up to it wasn't shown
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU?feature=shared&t=2547
Guy looks like a kike anyway
>>212793440we know it's edited to shit constantly its just fun to make fun of sam
As bad as 99% of standup comedy is whenever standup comics interact with "internet comics" you really notice how much better the former are.
>>212793373The fact that all you can do to defend Sammy is attack Harland means you're probably one of his zoomer dick riders working for him, so yeah
>>212793522you don't realise the sincerity of some extremely obsessed people here.
>>212793114>Samtranny cant even envision being able to riff
>>212793440i did believe you and i still think harland is based for doing that, gonna cry, mondotranny?
>>212793522yeah bro it's really funny to spam 100 threads in 24 hours. nobody's obsessed or anything, it's just comedy
Harland exposing unfunny comedians is the best thing ever.
>Joe Rogan
>David Lucas
>Sam Hyde
>Matan
>>212793482harlandbros... its over
>>212793717its been going on longer than that
>>212793440that's a good catch. when is the sam hyde version coming out?
>>212793729Interesting, so when is he gonna expose himself?
>>212793717opening the /tv/ catalog and it's 50% threads psychoanalyzing a comedy podcast is actually really funny
>>212793558yeah it's bizarre to just start attacking the dude like he did anything wrong. either admit you like what Sam did, pretend it's a bit, or move on. the "us vs them" bullshit isn't even applicable here.
>>212793798yeah something about that tells me its not just intrigue but autism
>>212793735I meant this about the other kike
>>212793798tbf I watched it and I laughed a lot, I thought he freaked out and had a bit of a meltdown, now people are telling me not to laugh at him because 'it was actually a bit' and I need to know all the sam hyde lore before I can form an opinion on the matter
>>212793798its a raid retard, you think its anons ironic shitposting but its actual serious troons and obsessives. they posted it on various subreddits for traction aswell, i've seen this exact thing happen to other cringe e-celebs perceived as "nazi" "incel" "4chan" adjacent, even though nobody here really gives a fuck. sam said and did worse shit on other podcasts not long ago and nobody said anything.
rAEP
md5: 63ae0b4038b3d160e7a0058163b9c032
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Sam was literally born with every possible gift and advantage you could have in life
>has talked about riding mopeds through Rome as a teenager and his parents sending him to film school in Paris
>dad bought him car after car which Sam wrecked and never apologized for treating his cars like disposable toys
>dad sent him to one of the best art schools in the world on a $250,000 trust fund
He's managed to surround himself in a bubble of cult worshipers, cock glazing colleagues, and wigger yes-men.
Venturing outside that bubble, well, it's like a monkey prison out there and Sam is fresh meat.
I guess there is a good reason why Sam never engaged in "roast" style comedy (unless safely inside his bubble where he can lash out against people like that Ninja fortnite streamer for attention). Classic case of can dish it out but not take it.
>>212791536I think he is actually schizo or bipolar
>>212793901Nice try Luna, talk about cope.
>>212792925Nick was making $250k/year selling Mercs. And his wife is also high income, porbably more than that per anum. Even if it all came crashing down he's not gonna starve. The zoomer wiggers in Sam's crew would be screwed though. They can't get real jobs.
>>212789551 (OP)>Samโs Indian army canโt write Harland>Saar why Harlan not funny like Sam Hyde?>Harlan insult Sam no good bloody benchod basterd Every thread on tv and t
>>212793946Listen bro. Millions of kids around the world love Sam Hyde. Say what you want about the guy, the kids love him. Whereas you. Your just some lossr.
>>212789551 (OP)that rolex softened the impact tho
he will never be free of Sam, but he will never be broke either
>>212793987sometimes I wonder how he feels about having THE incel audience when he has like a competent wife and a daughter
Why do sam hyde fans get so butthurt when people laugh at him? I like liam neeson but I can laugh at the threads making a lolcow out of him saying he pisses his pants.
>>212793114Gen X people genuinely believe it is comedy to tell someone they got molested as a kid in a deadpan
>>212793946We know you wish it was you, just move on bro.
>>212794025>Million saar >You are lossrIndia needs to be nuked
>>212792157Harlan effortlessly defeated three so-called comedians who can't riff or improv
Maybe the bit is meta, consisting of tormenting Nick with this Tantalus-style "almost, but not quite" asymptotic approach to an entertainment career for his entire life.
>>212794111I'd take gen x comedy over sam hydes comedy
>>212794111They've done more damaged then they'd like to know.
>>212794125I'm an regular American dude. Its true that the children around the world love Samuel J Hyde.
>>212793698>MondotrannyKek
>>212791563>It was a bitThat fucking excuse is used every time people don't find Sam funny.
>>212794078Null's analysis on him was spot on.
>>212793946okay, counterpoint, Harland wasn't being funny
Before long you'll notice that every person that might be a little bit "based" gets every thread about them spammed by concern trolling troons that are just making shit up. This site's totally infested. Not much can be done besides ignoring it, can't block other users on 4chan
>>212793114So why go on the show then? Isn't Sam a master troll? Couldn't he have come up with some funny retorts? Instead of being so angry and serious?
>>212794078>>212794225sam hyde fans are the ones making fun of him null is retarded. his biggest fans are the one who try to get all his shit cancelled and markypost because they think i'ts funny
>>212794225true, but null is a psychotic pedo himself
>>212794225>everybody who uses the word "e-daddy" is a nullfag kiwitroonDuly noted.
>>212794304his fans do both
>>212794276you keep posting this. god forbid this site isn't your fucking hugbox.
>>212794276>NOOO LEAVE MY BASED E-SDADDY ALONE
>>212794292I don't know why he'd go to this unfunny faggot's show. Maybe he didn't know any better? Either way it's retarded. Should have left 5 minutes in after he started asking the dumbest, mosst pointless questions possible
Why do some people here assume that people who are laughing at a thing that was funny are tr00ns, leftists, shills, etc
>>212794338not really the people who are really positive towards sam aren't really fans they are like weird clout chasers on twitter trying to ingratiate themselves and get jobs or something, discord has created lots of them. I doubt any of them have even seen world peace let alone anything before that.
>>212792925If they'd done well on this one, and maybe one or two other bro-comedy podcasts, him and sam would have been invited on Rogan. But that's dead in the water now.
>>212791214>and humiliated DamielAny sensible person would humiliate, kick the shit out of and spit on Damiel. If Hyde would bring that living excrement to my podcast I'd do the same or worse.
>>212794304>sam hyde fans are the ones making fun of himno all his fans are crying about imaginary trannies and saying it was all a bit and that Sam and Harland are buds and pretend to not see how much Sam embarrassed himself.
>Dude, wasn't it a brilliant bit how Sam shit his pants live on a podcast and smeared the shit all over himself?
>>212794225why hasn't null being able to pull it off if it's so easy?
why is he still a sassy lost child and not an e-daddy
>>212794382This
Sam didnโt say anything funny becauseโฆuhhhhhhโฆ.the other guy wasnโt funny!
>>212794225I mean this is objectively true, I find sam funny but he has a horrifically parasocial fanbase. I remember on fishtank when frank was hassling that lesbian girl, the fans were going insane saying he needed to be killed.
>>212794225He knows what he's talking about, he created a cult of his own in a way.
>>212794392because you're a newfag who isn't in the know about the various decade-long schizophrenics who post these exact threads and copypastas daily.
>>212794419not even sure it some of them are fans. I think it's literally the entire MDE crew doing damage control. people don't understand how many people are on Sam's payroll.
>>212794392Itโs called coping and a sad attempt to get you to stop laughing at sam bombing
>>212794356>>212794376Point proven troonies.
>>212794473ye
>>212794473h. That must be it. Tell me moar.
>>212794225Isn't he the guy who seethes about him constantly and made an ass out of himself when brought on Sam's high Ex to talk about the Marky stuff.
>>212794491hope sam sees this, sam
>>212794448it's all shit and giggles until you get hassled IRL
no one can survive it
>>212794511Yeah he's the guy whose discord troons are raiding this board perpetually, and especially right now
>>212794502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y9kFLIR718
>>212794558mdetroons having a meltdown rn
>>212794491your point is that literally no one is allowed to criticize Sam in any capacity? nice one
>>212794445Sam did the only thing funny which was flipping the table. Otherwise it was a waste of time.
>>212794599that was funny because Sam looked like an unfunny hack while harland wasnโt phased at all
>>212794599I laughed hard at that but also when he turned around and was like, is that a fuckin heat lamp? And Harland was like no it isn't
That was pretty funny
Charls comments the whole time were funny
That might have been it though. The rest was tense and more funny in a train wreck way
>>212794626he ate shit while pretending it was delicious in other words
idubbbz did the same, tried to play being a cuck as actually cool and hecking wholesome
>>212793901>its a shill bot threadget a skill ?nu/fag
>>212794626'not phased' how? he got cucked out of his own show. Sam established dominance and ended this train wreck. Boomer humor is the absolute worst.
>>212793262stop editing the picture to make him look red lol
>>212794661his entire bit got no sold and he looked like wheezing bloated retard who couldnโt say anything witty and started groveling for harland to come to his shorty premier
>>212794702What is boomer humor
Sam lost
Nick lost
MDEcord lost
Harland won
/tv/ won
>>212791536I swear some fag here says that charls is always right and then some evidence pops up that makes him look a damn fool
>>212794702his own ball washers looks more scared and embarrassed then the guy he was trying to intimidate
>>212794695sam hyde spam goes all the way back to when /r9k/ was actually a good and relevant board
Based sam
A true alpha male
>>212794766>pajeet board>"won"Won what? How not to get diarrhea every five minutes?
Sam also looked like a complete retard on that other podcast with that mma retard kek
HE SAID PAJEET AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAH COMEDY GOLD
>>212794747Derivative Jim Varney/Adam Sandler bits
>>212794821>How not to get diarrhea every five minutes?We've already figured out how to remedy this, and that's to not watch Sam's """comedy"""
>>212794595strawman, nobody said you couldn't criticize sam hyde
HAHAHA yo.. hes breaking fans and tables and shit. thats so funny
I think Sam was triggered by the cunnilingus talk, Harland was reenacting the bit from Extreme Peace (which he would have watched in anticipation of this interview). He was obviously mocking the bit and Sam throughout the rest of the talk in an indirect way.
With the context of Sam's forced persona and the iDubzzz thing, it's very funny to watch him get played in a similar manner with no way to respond. Sitting there trying to calculate viewer optics whilst getting mocked would have been psychological torture which is why the outburst happened.
Everyone is now spamming him about gorilla nests now, I wonder how he'll try to compensate and move forward.
>>212794998sam is a prude and hates sex talk. He also doesnt like when people show teeth when they smile. He's gone full prude
>>212794916>strawmanYou just called me a troon. Learn how to use words properly.
>people here always criticize nazis>but this site isn't a hugbox>YOU PROVED MY POINT TROON>so no one can criticize Sam (lest they be labelled as concern trolls/troons)>STRAWMANjust in case your memory isn't great, I just recounted the conversation for you to make it real easy, no further argument would illustrate my point any better
>>212794710but it's funny :(
I'd be so fucking embarrassed if I were with a friend and he started scolding somebody over seed oils in public.
That was the most cringeworthy part of the whole thing. Even though I agree with the sentiment and try to avoid seed oils, hearing it out loud in a tut tut manner is like nails on a chalk board
>>212795158>blatantly changing the conversation when anybody can just scroll up and read it
>>212795274Sammy is big autismo in his old age.
>>212795333explain your point then, troon
>>212795274Itโs like vegan faggoy telling you meat is bad for you
>>212795390>type out a long post in response to my shitty bait
>>212795274Especially because Sam is spiritually fat and regularly eats those Keebler cookies with the colored M&Ms.
>>212795470>i was only pretendingits not even long, it's just spaced out
Would love for any of you keyboard warriors to say this to Sam's face irl. Nothing would give me greater fucking pleasure
>>212794419Why does he keep bringing Damiel on all these podcasts with him. What is Damiel's function on staff? I mean Nick, Charls, and Erick I get. Alex Schultz is questionable but whatever. Why Damiel?
>>212794304you are describing (old)MDE fans, not "Sam Hyde" fans
Is "Gorilla Nest" Sam's MK ULTRA activation code?
>>212795551Are you really saying that if I said this to his face he'd hit me? Cuz thats not exactly making a good case.
>harland makes catholic priest joke
>sam immediately has to say that jews do it too
yes sam we kniw
>>212792925I've never heard of Harlands podcast till now so he can't have hypothetically thrown them into the big time..
do sam and chuck hate each other? on their podcast and even in extreme peace it feels like they hate each other
>>212795581Heโs the bottom bitch who does sexual favors for the crew
>>212795609If it wasn't before, it is now.
>>212793984Nice trannies are fine. It's the 50 year old men transitioning and wearing kids size 2 clothes that noone wants.
Harland wishes he had even the ounce of talent that Sam has.
>>212795657In less than a day this already has more views than any other episode Harland has done. No such thing as bad publicity right?
I'm a red blooded alpha male who has learned many skills.
When you break someone table you automatically win the debate.
You can't read into this any other way.
He genuinely thought that little Asian kid with twig arms would somehow be intimidating LMAO
>>212792675I thought it was pretty funny. Also he doesn't stay in character if a comedian can match him. Watch the Jim Jefferies episode.
>>212793987>Nick was making $250k/year selling Mercsand most definitely hated every single day of it
>>212793984>these are the people calling you troon for making fun of their parasocial e-celebs friend simulator
>>212795274I agree but it wasn't unprompted, he was just turning down the cookies he was offered and gave an honest answer as to why. But saying 'I'm hungry' to defuse the situation is retarded, you should be trying to be funny while the cameras are on you.
>>212792377There is a reason harlen has 100k subs...
>>212795697Ok that makes sense. Chris Lynch is the only zoomer on the crew with even an ounce of charisma. Every single other one including and especially Jet gives me the ick.
>>212795581To show everyone that MDE is young and hip and Zoomer
>>21279577999% of people on Earth hate their jobs but most aren't pulling a quarter
>>212795781yeah being obsessed with e-drama about said e-celeb is so much better
>>212794140Modern gen x comedy? Are you really sure about that?
>>212795581Schultz is more funny than Sam. Be Nice to Me Productions was one of the best channels on youtube before it was wiped.
>>212795815Joeyy was pretty good, so is Lynch. The rest have never been interesting, Damiel was the lamest part of fishtank.
>>212794225>Reposting kiwifarm posts. Sad. Don't have anything better to do.
>>212794276>mdefags can't handle the internet hate machinesad
>>212794392That's not what we are saying. Is this a reverse strawman?
>>212795945modern? no. But I'd take chappelle and tom green circa 1999-2003 all day over anything sam has done since ROSS
>>212794419Reposting a day old kiwifarm post. What are ya doing man? This is not a good look.
the "getting raped as a child" shit clearly set him off. if you just watch his reaction to it that's clearly what lead to everything else. I wonder why that is?
>>212793300best comment in the thread, I see you funny anon.
>>212794479Must be strawman day with all the strawmans going around.
>>212796144he got diddled as a kid and that's what gave him the taste for all the gay shit he does "to own the libs"
desu as a longtime mde fan it's hilarious to see sam so utterly dominated and clowned on from a boomer simply acting too silly for him to handle.
also feel bad for nick. he looks like he's uncomfortably stoned or dissociating in a "my parents are fighting again" way during this.
>>212794766Yet Charls won.
>>212796144harland immediately outed him as a weirdo. sam didnt like that
>>212796181imagine posting this unironically
>>212794225Yeah but Null is a fundie so his words should be taken with a grain of sault
>>212796181didn't you just say you were only pretending to be retarded now you're at it again
>>212790551he genuinely looked like he was having a panic attack god damn
>>212794934>holy redditIs something a redditor would say. Takes one to know one I guess.
the first time I watched this I didn't get what you guys were making such a big deal about, but watching it again it really does seem like he's sincerely trying to manhandle harland... the fuck did he get so triggered over? I don't think flipping the desk was that big a deal, but why are you trying to alpha male a guy in his 60s?
>>212796275only a redditor would say only a redditor would say that
>>212796312because he's an insecure faggot
>>212796408what did he even get insecure about enough to start grabbing harland and trying to throw him down tho
>>212796335only a redditor would say "only a redditor would say only a redditor would say that"
Truly reddit after all
>>212796581He got called a gorilla
>>212796312Sam's entire career is crashing down around him.
>extreme peace mostly unfunny failure>fishtank s4 shut down by cops early>always on edge of someone Marky posting>internal cast tensions between jet and Sam>>212793262
>>212796312>why are you trying to alpha male a guy in his 60s?Well why wouldn't you?
I need harland to expose the schulz crew next. All the sam hyde fans here coming to terms with the fact that 4chan humour doesnt work in the outside world is delicious.
MDE trannies are having a full on meltdown itt
>>212796312Sam has major daddy issues. Harland (an older man) making fun of him set him off.
>Not this Daddy! Now I am the big man with the muscles. I also think that subconsciously this is why he undid his pants.
>>212789784>podcasting desk
>>212791536>"I will come to your show">winks to Nickkek
>>212796753>itthalf the threads on the catalog kek
Sam Hyde was raped in the sweltering summer of 92
>>212790551lmao when Sam pushes Harland into him he truly looks like he's trying to leave his own body
>>212789551 (OP)Sam Hyde is a nigger but white
>>212796581him not being on top of things. sam appear to be the kind of person who needs to always one step ahead on everyone else around him. control freak of sorts. that's why he surrounds himself with barely functioning retards, it makes him look intelligent to the easily impressed.
>>212796707Have you come to terms that you'll never be a woman?
"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye, but pay no attention to the plank in your own eye" Matthew 7:3
>>212791536Was the Viewtfiful Joe interview also a skit?
>>212796931>quoting jewish scripture
>>212794442there are many things null wont do. Like running an imageboard, understandably, even though he could probably run this place much better and cheaper f.e. He is our cincinnatus and will have his role to play. He admits to his bias about samhir hydle, but I believe he is quite on target here
>>212794998I would be triggered too if I had to listen to gen x potty humor for over half an hour. Not sure why he didn't flip the desk sooner.
>Harland was reenacting the bit from Extreme PeaceCan you provide a source for this headcanon?
>>212796931"do NOT insult daddy sam"
some jewish guy
>>212792014>This was clearly a poorly acted bitWas pretending to be retarded part of your plan?
>>212797022I'm gonna need a source on that verse. If you don't reply in less than a minute I'll take that as a concession.
>>212790551this is so fucking funny, you know Sam is seething right now
>>212797080it was a couple posts up
this just confirmed what everyone already knew, sam is an awkward introvert sperg on roids pretending to be someone heโs not
>>212797116Then post it lazy fuck. Fucking zoomers I swear.
why were sam's pants undone?
>>212797188great question that's never been answered
>>212797147itโs your quote jewishguy
>>212797188Now you see why Harland had asked "if he'd been raped". It was projection.
>>212789551 (OP)I will never understand how people can find Sam Hyde funny. A 40-something year old grown man acting like an extremely obnoxious, drunk 14 year old isn't actually funny, it's just weird and kind of pathetic.
>>212797211I think you lost track of the conversation, you might wanna go back up and read up to the part where you got lost. It might help.
>>212797296behold, the jewiest jew that ever lived
>>212797256He calls out the jew, the jeet and the nigger, which I guess is enough for some people. But then in situations like the podcast it backfires spectacularly, when Sam started squirming at Harlan's pedo priest rape joke and repeatedly tried to accuse Harland of being Jewish.
Its indians spamming all these threads isn't it?
>Harland still being weird and doing a bit while Sam tries to get aggressive with him
I never seen Sam so effortlessly mogged
>>212794998i believe this simply because of harland's choice of hat for this interview. "be a good human"
>>212797437Nah, it's people who hate fishtank niggers mostly. Sam was /tv/ approved before zoomers, fishtank and becoming a grifter took over his life, now he's just a pathetic faggot and seeing him embarrass himself in front of his friends is pretty great.
>>212793114>whether Sam liked cunnilingus or notThis part is so much funnier when you realize he turned the Extreme Peace Daddy Dom cunnilingus bit on them.
>Damiel don't do thatKek
>>212797524lol charls rules
>>212792430Are you okay, anon?
It's time Shane paunch stomach Gillis stepped up. Nick is dope.
>>212797256I like airoplane practis
>>212796998>gen x potty humorBecause Sam's "lol I'm soooo random I'm like the heckin nazi tim and eric heheh look I'm getting physically aggressive and putting my hands on people, le jews amirite? omg so surreal" humor is so much better?
>>212789551 (OP)>career is licking sams ballsHe'll be fine he's been doing good job of it so far.
>>212793901take your meds.
DUDE JEWS LMAO
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE GORILLA NEST
>>212789784well option B is funnier problem is he stayed afterwards and begged him to plug his show and watch his set. Alphas don't ask.
>>212797745I'M GONNA THROW A TEMPER TANTRUM
>>212797463>Sam trying to intimidate Harland after destroying his set and wrestling with him until he is puffed out>"What age are you">"Nosey"
>>212796232Also when Sam said the theme song was tight and Harland said โIโd say itโs tight and ripe, do you like the words tight and ripe?โ Sam immediately interpreted it as an allusion to Marky.
>>212797787Sam Hyde is not, has never been, and will never be an "alpha," and neither will any of his fans.
>>212790551I love Nick but he really does look like the Amerimutt caricature
SAM HYDE THE STRONGEST WHITE SOLDIER
NOOOOOOOO DONT SAY MARKY POSTING
sam hyde is a pathetic, jewish, pedo, grifter, midwit, art school dropout, tranny fucking faggot
>>212797437What kind of cope is this?
>>212797646>reddit spacing>claiming Harland Williams is funny--------------------------------------------------------->
Why are there multiple Sam Hyde threads at one time
Is it necessary
>>212798095Why are there multiple fish tank threads at one time
>>212798107Fishtank sisters... our response???
>>212798107Because brown "people" are voyeuristic subhumans
>>212796802PLEASE COME TO OUR SHOW. PPPLLLEEAAASE!!! NO WAY SERIOUSLY???
>nick: we'll get you a carAbsolutely humiliating. lol and then he didn't even go.
>>212798095discord trannies desperately trying to control the narrative in any thread they can on Sam Gorilla Nigga Hyde
y'all niggas can keep talking all this gay shit. all i know is the next scuffed realtor is gonna be wild
>>212796581Harland alluded to the Marky thing with the "do you like them tight and ripe" bit. He also made an allusion to the tranny dick sucking thing. He also exposed Sam as a fake Catholic. Sam's ego never stood a chance.
>>212789626is he talking about Harland or is that an old tweet about Sam? serious question
>>212793114Why didn't Sam say something funny or interesting? He behaved like a nigger. Sam Hyde - the jewish nigger
>>212796998>Can you provide a source for this headcanon?I watched one of the episodes a bit back where they were doing the Daddy Dom gameshow thing and I think Letty asks one of the contestants about cunnilingus and Sam makes him show his techniques. I'm pretty sure this exact bit was also in the promotional material for Extreme Peace
Not headcanon, Harland was turning that bit back on Sam in a silly way. Juvenille, but this was a powerplay making fun of Sam's work followed up by outrage
Harland interns actually did their research if they know about sam sucking off a tranny and marky posting. You know unlike sam who came unprepared
>>212794558lol absolutely delusional cope.
>>212798269"Do you like the tight and ripe?"
Sam just can't handle it.
>>212798236hollywood harland
>>212798269bro there's no way he knew about any of this or alluded to it
>>212798269so harland wasnt actually "riffing" as the redditor trooncorders keep claiming ITT, it was actually a premeditated hitjob?
Sam really tried to have Harland shook, but ended up getting shook instead realizing his antics weren't phasing him. Sam dropped the funny weirdo act near the end and just walked out when the show was over. Has Sam ever had this happen to him before?
>>212798231I honestly think Harland was just being a retard and Sam is so paranoid he thought that's what was happening.
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Sam hyde did wonders for this old boomer
>>212798456nah probably googled sam hyde and 4chan threads came up simplest explanation
>>212789551 (OP)sam seems like such a genuine piece of shit
>>212793114>>212793191>>212793232>>212793319>Harland makes a dad joke about deadlifting being about lifiting dead people, says he was lifting meatloaf>sam randomly says did you rape him>harland sings " i would do anything for love but i wont do that', a meatloaf song>sam makes a shitty cunnilingus bit attempt and abandons it unprofessionally>sam brings it up again later and asks Harland if he even knows what cunnilingus is>Harland says " an irish airine?" without missing a beat>a play on the aer lingus irish airline>he makes everyone in the room but sam laughhe did great improv and riffing the entire show, often turning sam's shitty bit offerings into gold. it's dishonest to say otherwise, who are you even trying to kid? old man's just quick with it
>>212798715>aer lingusflew right over my head
>>212798456>hitjobBy that logic every single podcast is a hit job.
>>212798520Maybe. But one thing is for certain- it was real in Trump's head.
>>212792540He fell completely flat with Matan
How do people not know who Harland is?
He handled himself very well here, but why was he so antagonistic to the crew from the beginning? All to make Sam chimp?
>Is there really a gorilla in the room right now?
from Charls was hilarious
I don't lurk /tv/ 24/7 can I get an explanation on what Sam did this time?
>>212789592I'm not a fan of either of these guys, this video randomly showed up in my feed. I didn't know if this was supposed to be funny or bad improv or what. It wasn't funny though. The host seemed like he kept trying to give comedic layups to them none of them were on the same level of humor.
>>212798953mde crew went on a comedians podcast and the comedian was funnier than sam. sam kept spewing slurs, saying rape over and over, and bailing out of his half assed riff attempts. at one point he snapped and flipped over the podcast table setup and then tried to wrestle and throw the 62 year old host into the mess while seething unironically. all while nick rochefurt was having a ptsd induced anxiety attack, reliving sam getting them all fired from adult swim and blacklisted from cable tv. sam's team is in damage control saying it was all a lighthearted staged bit. maybe it was a bit in sam's mind, so it might be partly true, but it was so hard and uncomfortable to watch that it's not something he will be recovering from anytime soon. and if it was a bit, no one else knew, because toward the end nick can be seen and heart profusely apologizing to harland saying that he and eric will make things right and fix the mess.
>tl;drtotal and absolute shit-show
>>212798953Read the thread you slobbering retard
>>212798953flipped a desk over on a podcaat as a goof, people didnโt think it was all that funny and made him look like a sperg
>>212798953also he had his pants opened up for some reason
>>212798953ruined his final shot at re-entering the mainstream via a well known workhorse veteran of comedy circuits, who has also been staying relevant by appearing on that kill tony show and dunking on the lame zoomer comedians.
>>212795609>Is "Gorilla Nest" Sam's MK ULTRA activation code?MarKyULTRA activation code (Gorilla Kitten)
>>212796144>the "getting raped as a child" shit clearly set him off. if you just watch his reaction to it that's clearly what lead to everything else. I wonder why that is?That would be grounds for divorce. Alcoholics like Fred, well-- they're like Uncles.
>>212796614>summon demons after desecrating the bible at *Stein's and Pale of Settlement 'Ukrainian' thots' instigation>Kenneth Anger & Tina Turner aka "AUNTIE ENTITY" die within minutes of eachThat's craazy.
>>212798456>making subtle jokes is a hitjob
>>212798715>" an irish airine?"Are we the Real Daddy Doms?
>>212799189Don't forget the episode was almost 30 minutes shorter than Harlan's other episodes. Lol
>>212798269>Harland interns actually did their researchHarlan absolutely slipped those in like a surgeon's scalpel, it was art. Thielbux doesn't insulate you from the opposition's own sewing circle catty gayops. Literally anyone can look up kiwitroons or have AI give a basic Gestalt ... it's as bad if nor worse than the most confrontational Narduwar interviews. All he had to do was not take the bait or self-deprecatingly roll with the punches.
>>212796799imagine you invite a guy into your NEETcave cuz youre gay and he flips over your computer desk. id be pissed
>>212798269>>212799644>this old man isnt funny at all, nothing he said made sense!!! sam won!!!>this old man is A GENIUS DIABOLICAL MASTERMIND VILLAIN, OF COURSE SAM LOST, EVERYTHING HE SAID MADE TOO MUCH SENSE, IT WAS FIXEDmake up your minds lol
>>212796614>>internal cast tensions between jet and Samelaborate