I want to fuck Zelda so bad bros

https://www.zeldadungeon.net/daily-debate-what-do-you-think-about-the-casting-of-link-and-zelda-for-the-legend-of-zelda-movie/

>>212790240 (OP)
she is a child

>>212790259
>SHE'S ONLY 21 YEARS OLD, YOU SICK FUCK

>Born: 2004 (age 21 years)
thread is kosher
please enjoy your thread!

>>212790276
this but unironically. 21 year olds basically have the minds of children still in this day and age.

>>212790327
Yes which makes them perfect to fuck into their pillows, and then quickly leave whilst they browse TikTok afterwards

>>212790240 (OP)
I'm not going to be fully convinced that you do until you make ten more totally organic and definitely not forced threads about this

>>212790240 (OP)
mid

I was trying to think of who she reminds me of and it's Brit Marling.

Could be worse.

That face... Reminds me of Mia from Terrifier 3.

>>212790240 (OP)
gay

>>212790240 (OP)
Watch them not even make her hair blonde etc lol oh and you just know they'll throw some blacks in there and regal people

not bad

>>212791256
Zelda has brown hair.
Ganon/dorf is black.
The Gerudos are brown.
Fraid so.

>>212790240 (OP)

>>212790240 (OP)
Should have cast Butters

>>212791431
Too swarthy.

>>212791431
fuck I wanna goon so bad

>>212790240 (OP)
>>212791288
>21
what the fuck...

>>212790240 (OP)
>>212790306
i actually want to fuck a hag, what the hell

>>212790240 (OP)
Should have cast Swinton

>>212790327
All pre-menopausal women do, and that's a good thing

>>212790240 (OP)
>>212790306
>already hit the wall
Grim.

>>212791783
who who who who

>>212791975
>Alexa Jacqueline Skye Idelchik Swinton is an American actress, singer and songwriter. She appeared in a lead role as Piper in the 13-episode ABC Prime Time series called Emergence, has a recurring role as Eva Rhoades in Billions, and the HBO series And Just Like That..., where she plays the character of Rock Goldenblatt.

>Swinton is of paternal Scottish heritage and is distantly related to the actress Tilda Swinton. A resident of New Jersey, she is Jewish, as is her mother, and celebrated her bat mitzvah in Israel in 2023.

>>212790240 (OP)
Dead ringer for Dakota Johnson back in The Social Network early 2010s era of her career, this girl is just lucky enough to not have such a big forehead that she has to wear bangs at all times like Dakota.

>>212790327
women's minds don't mature past 16, I've dated doctors, lawyers, and executives and they all still gossip and act like high schoolers when you break through their fake professional front

>>212790240 (OP)
SHE'S NOT A CRAZY MAN YOU SICK FUCK