Thread 212792268

the weak should fear the strong

>>212792268 (OP)
based

>>212792268 (OP)
Old dude was stronger, not only he handle the situation well but Sam was clearly defeated that he didn't get the reaction he wanted

>>212792268 (OP)

I see Sams coping brigade has been activated

>>212792330
yeah, so strong that he's on his back like a bitch

>>212792268 (OP)
Hiding behind irony is weak as fuck.

>>212792268 (OP)

you wear diapers

America and Canada in a single image

Sam won.

>>212792364
Hi sam where's nick

>>212792349
i see the discord trannies are on code red with uninteresting sam hyde "drama" happening

>>212792391
>Sam won.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

AI sloppa

>>212792399
>Harland goes dead weight, like a baby to try and escape Sam's grasp
>LOOK HE DIDN'T LIFT HARLAND OVER HIS HEAD. WOWWWW SAM CAN'T THROW GROWN MEN ACROSS THE ROOM WITH THE FLICK OF HIS WRIST. HMM, YEP. SAM'S DEFINITELY FINISHED WITH THIS ONE

>tf2 reaction image
kwab

>>212792268 (OP)
Sams shut in beta male fans get tingly and excited when they see someone being manhandled
>look at him get manhandled haha, at least its not me!

MOGGED

>>212792556
That shit made me laugh, and it made me remember why I love James

>>212792575

it gives them some weird sense of power. the psychology of it is so transparent. bullied in school, probably by minorities, and Sam getting physical represents some kind of victory to them because they know they have no sense of purpose in life

>>212792579
You know Harland just spoke because the boys are actually laughing

>>212792524
harland is 62 years old

>>212792681
the real reason he flipped the table, like a gorilla that thinks you're trying to fuck his harem

Who the fuck are any of these people, what tv show is this

>>212793255
It's the one with the two guys you don't know but now are asking about due to a publicity stunt.

>>212793311
I'm asking becuase theres about 10 threads up

>>212792391
won a retard working for pennies on the post like (You)

Someone tl;dr me NOW!!

>>212793513
MDE is over and Harland Williams (the cop from Dumb and Dumber who drinks piss) was the one who killed it

>scams people and worships the almighty dollar
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam

Why is Sam so bad at doing these podcasts? The moment his mask comes off the spaghetti spills. The whole thing may have been intended to be a bit and Harland in on it but it still backfired because Sam couldn't help but take things personally anyway.

>>212792721
Do 62 year olds suddenly become filled with helium?

>>212793513
Null did a writeup on it.

>>212792268 (OP)
>have you ever been raped? You look like you have…
T-Thank You

>>212793615
Wait so why does mde.tv still work? Shouldn't it go to a blank page? Kind of confused

>>212793624
sam is woke right. which is just pathetic

>>212793658
Sam was shaking, literally. Those seed oils in Sam's cookies must have been replaced with soi.

>>212793624
I would say he should just ditch comedy and go full-on right wing grifter but I don't think he'll succeed in that either

>>212793754
All I see is him trying to rape an elderly Canadian man

>>212793754
Sorry bro, I don't see him shaking. Are we watching the same footage?

>>212793754
its really weird and unhinged to do this to a 60 year old man

>>212793683
How do you respond to this?

>>212793754
>HE'S SHAKING
>NICK IS QUITTING THE SHOW
>HARLAND WASN'T IN ON THE BIT
let's play two lies and a lie!

>>212793877
By trashing the person's set and ruining their podcast.

>>212793513
He wasnt getting any laughs and had a bit of a nervous breakdown and flipped the table over. If you just leave it at that its funny, you don't need to analyse it for 5 hours to work out if its a 'bit' or not.

>>212792268 (OP)
Having been exposed to this clip 500 times today by the tranny spam threads I honestly have grown to think it's pretty funny actually. Unfortunately I, along with everyone else, will forget about this drama by tomorrow

>>212793962
>asked to make a nest
>makes a nest
>faggot doesn’t want to get in the nest that he asked for so physical force is necessary

>>212792364
It is called guard pussy.

>>212793882
You can literally see Sam's arms vibrate as he struggles to try to show dominance against a frail 60yo man. lol

>>212794052
You faggots are so lame man, like what are you even doing. The more you act like this the bigger of a meme its going to become. Just let the people laugh and it will be forgotten.

>>212792268 (OP)
Sam got MOGGED

>>212793693
It's just a tranny anon don't read to far into it. Sam went on a podcast and flipped a big desk over and kind broke this old guy's set. The guy asked him to make a gorilla nest after having already hyped him up goofing around for 20 minutes. On a goofy podcast, it's really not that crazy desu to interpret that as "oh guess I need to flip this desk now" desu.

>>212792268 (OP)
>You ever been raped?

>>212794098
lol that's not what guard is, you fucking retard

>>212792268 (OP)
I feel like this is one of those things were people are gonna look back on it years later and realize how absolutely hilarious it was.

>>212794139
that's called Alpha Nerves. it happens to every alpha

>>212793678
hahahahahah

null is a warrior for truth. This sounds accurate. Incorporating sams ballwashers into the show is a chad move its like something my mom would pull

>and whats your name young man

>>212794139
I can't see that, sorry.

This is one of those things were people are reading too much into it. It was funny, Harland and the rest of the guys were having fun albeit a little nervous, and even though Harland did censor every plug, he wound up putting the links up on the description. I feel like this is what happens when terminally online autists overanalyze interactions amongst normies IRL and think it's the most horrific thing ever to do something slightly awkward, even in a fitting context like this.

>>212793877
depends what country I am in. In the US i would call him a fucking shit nigger and if he moves on me shoot or stab

europe I wouldnt insult him I would tell him to fuck off start shouting louder and louder fuck off stop talkibg fuck off shaddup while backing away and if he moves on me shoot or stab

>>212794685

this is just embarrassing

>>212794670
that Redbar style over analysis of every minute facial expression in a podcast has been an absolute disaster on the zoomer mind

>>212794778
stand by this but tbqf I would probably justwalk away and feel really sad and gay and conflicted next few days like wtf man why would someone just say that to me in these streets. Would definitely be the smarter decision

If you touch me out hurr I will be shooting and/or stabbing you though, and if you say anything with rape to my face im gonna say the worst thing I can which usually leads to niggers trying to throw hands which means you are trying to kill me if we are on asphalt which means I will kill you first.

>>212794778
you mean embasedaning?

i love seed oils

>>212793865
Is it also icky and problematic? lol

>>212795309
are you literally shaking right now?

>>212795309

>not endorsing assault is now a political/partisan issue

deranged

>>212793865
harland is in on the club probably a lizard you don't understand it yet? sam was just trying to get him to shapeshift on camera.

>>212795389
this hurt sam because it drove home how weird of a guy he is even when he's trying to be serious

>>212795352
>play fighting on a comedy podcast is assault
ywnbaw

>>212792407
There are no discord trannies making anti-Sam threads. It's all former MDE fans that are enjoying his downfall and enjoying digging the knife as deep as possible into his remaining holdouts.

There are, however, seething Sam fanboys running interference for him.

Sam is a legend

>>212792268 (OP)
Great, sick, more spam threads!

>>212795352
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded and it doesn't surprise me that you took that as some grandiose political statement and not a dig at you conversing like some kind of dick sucker. That being said, fuck niggers, death to israel, White power.

>>212792407
It seems like it's also a bunch of Green Reddit users because they keep reposting Screenshots and what Null had to day about it

What is exactly is wrong with intimidating people who are weaker than you? Especially if they owe you respect or submission, I'm not trying to defend Sam Hyde of all people but this is the natural order of things if you think about it logically

>>212795490
>Sam is a legend

kino

>>212793255
The esteemed creator of Puppy Dog Pals, and the reason that we have unending astroturfed fish tank threads

>>212795352
note the severe redditspacing on this faggot post

Sam took Marky up the Hershey Highway when she was just 15, so his comeuppance was being sent down the Harland Highway at the peak of his “comeback”!

>>212792579
Harland is a 6'1" 62 year old Canadian. Going to have insane "dad strength", not surprised Sam couldn't budge his ass.

>>212795453
oh, damn. the former fans... who've seen the error of their ways... no longer supporting le epic racist chud man... and now they've come together to autistically spam fake drama about some 40 year old comedian. wow, what an amazing distinction you made

>>212792524
Dude Sam was winded just from trying to move Harland after he flipped the desk. For a guy of Sam's size to have that much trouble moving a scrawny boomer is just sad.

>>212795533
probably when you can’t actually intimidate the person you’re attempting to intimidate

>>212792268 (OP)
Ok

>>212795533
nothing, harland had it coming, hes a jewish guy (was in the jewishjournal look it up) trying to make sam look bad and failed.

>>212795556
yeah, a guy as hated as Sam surely wouldn't have faced legal repercussions if that allegation were true. being a schizo must be fun

>>212792268 (OP)
Harland won

>>212793754
caring about your health IS onions

>>212792268 (OP)
Yes, and that chud Sam hyde fears the harland

>>212795545
nick's face is purple

>>212795682
>Legal ramifications
What he did WAS legal, doesn’t make it right

>>212795765
>YOU STAYED WITHIN THE LAW, YOU SICK FUCK

>>212795670
source?

>>212792268 (OP)
I was blown away by how dominating Sam was here. I'm going to do this to boomers on the bus tomorrow if they so much as side eye me.

>>212795765
lol cope

>>212795819
I hope a 30 year old man ass fucks your 15 year old daughter one day since you think it’s cool!

>>212795726
THIS, what are you some weird yoga lady? Man the fuck up

>>212795743
It's just a bit he's doing. He's holding his breath for comedic effect.

>>212795596
The former MDE fans are not reformed right-wingers. They're people who have good enough taste in comedy that Sam stopped being entertaining to them, and enough of a moral compass to have eventually realized Sam is a piece of shit human.

But whatever explanation you need to give yourself.

>>212795882
its been 10 years channing, move on.

>>212795897
when he dies people will say he's also doing a bit

this is about as autistic when will slapped chris. yall niggas retarded af fr fr tho on my momma get castrated and troon out

>>212795710
>If your enemies rape you in the gorilla nest, you win
Very Canadian of him.

>>212795938
>Sam is a piece of shit human
lol he's a guy that does comedy. fucking chill out

>>212795980
t. just was just born yesterday

>>212795954
very Andy Kaufman

>>212795980

>bro he's just ironically being a weird controlling pedophile for the lulz

But Sam isn't strong. He's just fat and balding.

>>212795938
I dont hate sam but yea I grew out of him. Especially since he started to get less funny and aimed towards a totally different kind of fanbase

>>212796018
oooh, sick burn. why don't you go flip a desk

>>212796029
redditspacing

>>212796029
even if it's true, why do you care? just watch someone else

>>212796034
uh not to sound smart or anything but fatter people are stronger than lean people, fat people have more muscle mass by default than skinny people

>>212795583
>not surprised Sam couldn't budge his ass
Look at the frame on this dude. You can't get that sort of strength at the gym.

>>212795980
>that does comedy
I'm waiting for the funny to start

>>212795952
>Everyone I don’t like is [RANDOM NAME]
Nah I just think fucking 15 year ikds is weird

aight I watched it because of the endless threads, Sam was not as bad as people ITT implied and he certainly seemed like he wanted to have a more normal podcast and Harlan while being moderately funny was over half the reason it was a shit podcast especially with all the Damiel shit. Be interesting to see Sam on something like Norm Live because Norm wouldn't have torpedoed his own show but also wouldn't let Sam get one over him

>>212792268 (OP)
Sam is the weak one here

>>212796188
sure its a "random name", channing.

>>212793678
lol null is pathetic

>>212792268 (OP)
I don't think it was as bad as everyone made it out to be. It was cringe though but I was expecting something unwatchable

my biggest takeaway is that Sam doesn't like nature and I feel thats another reason to find him less likable as a person, always been a Charls guy anyways

>>212793865
AYO FUCK THEM OLD PEEPO

>>212796212
cope

>>212793624
He needs to drop that Damian cunt. Not funny at all I don't understand why he's included all the time

>>212796105
Quiet, fatty.

>>212796255
The 4chan tactic of calling someone by a name isn’t an argument. Justify him fucking your 15 year old daughter quick for me

>>212796321
justify spamming the same tired shit nobody gives a fuck about for over a decade

>>212795533
making them submit intellectually or comedically is far better

>>212796359
sounds like something a physically weak person would say

>>212792268 (OP)
Who is that guy and why is the AVGN attacking him?

>>212796348
So you can’t justify a 30 year old fucking a 15 year old in the ass then kek got it

>>212796385

post biceps

>>212796436
post iq test

>>212796436
>post biceps
how fucking new are you faggot

>>212796385
calm down tough guy don’t flip over any tables because you got dog walked by your intellectual superior

>>212796321
why, i'm not Marky's bitch ass dad? lol

Sam flipping the desk was bananas, he really chimped out. I think he needs to take a time out in his gorilla nest before he goes ape. bedtime for bonzo

>>212795938
you post like your shits all gay
>and enough of a moral compass to have eventually realized Sam is a piece of shit human
immense redditor aura

>unironic marine copypasta tier seething
mdetroons ain’t taking this too well

>>212796436
>>212796477
>observation gets made
>immediately starts projecting about toughness
seems like that poster was right.

>>212796095
Pedos should be shot

>>212796478
If you defend it you should justify it

>>212796526
uhoh tough gay is going to seethe and shit his pants again

>>212796518
>get called a faggot for making a super gay "pen is le mightier than le sword guise" post
>DOOD THEYRE ANGRY AND MAKING DEATH THREATS LMFAOO!!111
sure buddy

>>212796105
this and Sam works out and shoots HGH and takes supplements daily, hes probably top 30% of human strength accounting for every adult

>>212796471

you're implying I don't know about exif data? what's your point?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE COMEDY PODCAST WITH ONE OF THE TWO GOOFIEST NIGGAS HAS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>212796348
You mean the 10 years after WP was cancelled and Sam put out nothing but trash that no one cares about ever since.
>>212796430
Thinking 16 year olds are hot is normal for someone in their 20s. Going out of your way to have sex with them is not normal especially when you are as old as he is. Idk what your age is but when you're 30+ 16 year olds look like babies. When I see a guy aggressively trying to fuck high schoolers I would assume this guy would also fuck a 12 year old given the chance. There is no excuse man. and don't hit me with the "muh Middle Ages" and "b..b..but men used to marry 9 year olds not too long ago!" as an excuse. There WAS an age of consent in the Middle Ages and we don't live on the Oregon Trail. Sam's cock glazers should stop trying to excuse their sick, coom brained fetishes as something natural because its not.

>>212796560
>literally crying
toughguysisters…..

>>212796273
exactly I expected Sam to be more obnoxious but outside of the table flip he was by a good margin the less difficult one

>>212796034
sam is 6'5" 270lbs and benches 400lbs

>>212793624
Seriously though why does he keep bringing that charisma vacuum filipino around

>>212796564
Yeah everyone is stronger than Asian people.

>>212796546
justify what? it's his business if he thought he'd try some barely legal pussy. those pics that always get spammed looked like they were happy together. and she's not MY daughter i don't have to justify shit. there's plenty of other things that i'd do that i wouldn't necessarily say "hey, i hope this happens to me daughter".

>>212796575
you don't have to press enter before you type here, redditor.

>>212796637

why the fuck do you know a man's stats? typical faggot Sam simp

>>212796309
absolutely killed me seeing Damiel fail to say anything funny in the mic, I would've straight saved the podcast if Harlan kept gesturing for me to take it over, there was openings for jokes left and right and you could've even faked being Harlan as a bit

>>212796587
I’m 30 and have talked to 18-19 all the wat to 23 year olds and they’re ravenous for older men. I would never look at anyone below 18 sorry, it’s disgusting.

>>212792407
you mean jet neptune discord trannies? jet goons to trannies

>>212796587
who said he was aggressively doing anything. they got together. it's weird that you know and care so much about them. get a life

so glad these right wing bigots are getting roasted even on 4chud. fuck the 14 words, fuck white people, more browns and blacks please!

>>212796664

it just looks better, you dumb negroid

>>212796321
she sought him out and wanted to have sex with him, 15 is one year under 16 which is completely normal so its her right to be a whore at that point

>>212796705
BASED. I LOVE HARLAND WILLIAMS

>>212796675
you don't even know the height and weight of the guy you're trying to troll?

>>212796662
Then stop crying when people bring it up and call him out for being a weirdo. He literallt drove her across state lines because she was so young

>>212796385
i take it you're not very witty

>>212796704
I guess you haven't seen some of the messages he sent to her

>>212796701
oh look, they're not aggressively bigoted like you discord trannies make them out to be. nice self own, faggot

>>212796743
>HE CROSSED STATELINES!

He couldn’t wait 3 years?

>>212796743
whoaaaa, they took a car ride together? yep, Sam's definitely done this time...

>>212796775
yeah jet loves trannies like you

realistically Sam should've built the nest and then took his pants off and took a shit in it cause thats what gorillas do, unfortunately they would've cut the feed

>>212796705


this. also we need to ban incel guys dating underaged 23 year old women.

>>212796770
i ain't reading that gay shit

>>212796705
You tranny shills are so obvious. If Jewish and left/right wing shit was such a concern for you, why do you give Sam a pass for his Jew collaborations and friends? He and Ryder Ripps (a kike) (still mutuals on social media), collaborated on various projects like a failed energy pill supplement, Sam even let Ryder sleep in office.
Kikes like Ethan Klein and Ari Shaffir have praised Sam. Sam happily hung out with crypto kikes like weev and accepted an invite to zog agent Roger Stone's living room. Sam even has said he happily works with jews in his WP1 cancellation damage control on reddit.
This shit gets brought up all the time and the ears it falls silent on are all inevitably shills working for Sam.

>>212796827
sorry, that would have actually been funny

>>212796824
oh nice, you should hit him up then

>>212796850
I accept your concession.

>>212792268 (OP)
the best thing for Sammy Diamond to do is to just admit he fucked up. this already fucked up his image heavily, the best he can hope for is to apologize, move on, and hope he retains some of his audience moving forward. he looked like a complete weakling little fraud bitch during this

>>212796862
Luna, is that you?>>212796701

>>212792268 (OP)
I would agree but how did sam come off strong in this? A fucking geriatric boomer managed to stalemate him. In fact none of this guys crew rushed in and even did anything cause sam was such a non threat. It made him look weak I bet that turk roach will fight him now sam is off his cycle or he's cooked.

>>212796683
>bro I pull 18-20 year old cooz all the time i'm that cool
>OH BUT 16 THATS FUCKING UNHINGED BRO YOU FUCKING PEDO FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
if you don't wanna bang a 16 year old thats fine but theres nothing wrong with thinking women who often look like adults at 16 are hot

>>212796901
nope, just don't care

>>212796775

sam literally called me a dude on IG once even though i transitioned like 6 years ago and all my friends say i pass. no shit i'm going to call his incel e-daddy out on this shit site. just read my in the thread.

>>212796918
I am that cool you fucking virgin, I would never touch anyone younger than 18 just a personal preference, stay mad

>>212796933
I already say I accept your concession, you dont need to grovel.

>>212796947

read my posts* this site is so fucking shit.

>>212796862
wholesome intel agency footsoldier. keep up the damage control!

i love how the trannies have all dropped the mask and they're not even talking about Harland anymore. they're just bitching about Marky and age of consent bullshit lol

>>212794670
Nigga Sam didn’t even post the link to this podcast even once no tweet no IG story he did for mostly all of the guys he visited on this press run (the plz glaze me tour)

>>212796963
gooooood one Harland

>>212796775
hating trannies is not bigotry its being normal

>>212796994
mdetroons gave up and keep taking the marky bait because you’re getting raped

>>212797041
said on the website for the biggest social rejects on the planet. I don't even fully disagree though.

>>212796905
apologizing absolutely would not be a good move, his audience expects him to be unhinged and now he just irl trolled, hes still got the kaufman thing going even if it wasnt that funny neither was Andy most of the time

>>212796913
how can you not realize that Sam wasn't actually trying to throttle Harlan, hes not a retard he can't get away with literally assaulting an old man, he just tried to make it look real and Harlan played along

>>212797070
>>212797102
the more we lower the opinion of the bigoted far right nazi sam hyde in these threads, the closer we are getting to Tikkun Olam! rejoice for moshiach is almost here!

>>212796637
And he still couldn't that boomer in the gorilla nest?!

>>212796959
my god for being a casanova you sure type cringe, ive only been with 3 woman and one of them is my wife

>>212797190
Harlan Williams is a big dude

>>212796862
WE HAVE THE BEST JEWS DON'T WE FOLKS

Harland Williams is the blackest name I have ever heard and it is a white Canadian.

>>212792364
lmaooooo

>>212792371
I know right Harland needs to switch up his schtick.

>>212793754
Where's the shaking? Is this whole thread just a circlejerk of disingenuity

>>212797206
>Type cringe
>Calling someone Casanova
No wonder you get no bitches lmao

>>212797003
You're doing the exact thing he just accused you off retard. Way to be obtuse.

>>212793754
People keep saying all sorts of shit about this but I don’t see anyone just calling it straight cringe, this is one of the cringiest things I’ve ever watched. It’s just so obvious Sam is upset, nothing about this is funny.

>>212792579
Why is Sam trying the same approach on Highway Williams as he used on iDoubles? Same exact stance.

>>212797160
How do you know the Moshiach won't enslave you? Hmm?

>>212797951
your reaction to the fake fight that they were all in on is pretty funny

I'm glad Sam bashed Harland because Harland says "my guy" far to often.

>>212793624
thats his flip? i thought it was harlands assistant

>>212798012
Yeah but I’m just an anonymous poster on /tv/ this cringe was uploaded and has 200k views so far

Harland is the hero we dont deserve for undercutting these lame modern comics and internet personalities.

>>212798106
speak for yourself retard

>>212793865
Its funny. zoomers love it!

lot of trannies itt

>>212795533
You don't seem to get this guy wasn't intimidated though. Why can't the sam shills see he failed to intimidate this boomer and he's going to end up getting his ass kicked and his schtick will be over. He's just a kike anyways why are you ballwashing him?

>>212798106
yeah Harland rules dude, he's 60 years old and makes puns about broccoli and fish and shit.... what a time to be alive

>>212798247
so he's not mad and he was in on the bit the whole time?

>>212798275

Yeah because Sam is so funny when he mentions goys and such. Its the next evolution in comedy.

>>212798275
for me it's gicky gackers

Someone should send a frame poster if this to sam

>>212792407
>discord trannies
Lmao okay. Whatever you say.

I wish Hyde shills would realize Sam's a major dive / queen / faggot

MDE is Dead.

>>212792268 (OP)
Sam’s personal philosophy is that physical power should grant authority and respect, he felt like he was being mocked by Harland so he attempted to physically intimidate him. Harland kept his cool and rolled with it continuing to joke around shattering Sam’s worldview and reducing him to a groveling apologetic mess.
>please come to my show, I actually like you
>will you come to my show it’s in Culver City, we want you to come
In this kind of situation the worst thing a bully can’t potentially do is hurt you, but if their better judgement prevails and they stop short they just look silly.

>>212792655
Yeah he's been good recently.

>>212792268 (OP)
We're going have to shill for three straight days thanks to this fuck up. good job sam the discord sends its regards.

>>212793624
you know nothing about the bible or christianity, why even bother pretending to have some moral high ground?

>>212798434
lmao

>>212798527
Same thing I'd say to Sam

>>212798367
you called Harland a hero, you fucking dipshit lol

>>212796126
holy shit, is this the guy from freddie got fingered? i thought he sounded familiar
>oh shit it's your dad!

>>212798573

The only reason these threads are taking over tv is that Harland made the guy look like a bitch. He is a hero and these losers who support this unfunny manchild are in cope mode

>>212793678
>only nick and sam matter
>"all the wiggers lined up against the wall"
what is this fucking retarded faggot secondary talking about, he thinks charls and erick and schultz are inconsequential wiggers?

the only wigger they brought with them is damiel

>>212798204
Sam needs to disown them before the entire MDE fanbase becomes comprised of them. Didn't help that Sam made a pro-tranny sketch in Extreme Peace, blaming all that shit on doctors and making trannies out to be innocent victims.

>>212793678
PLLLLEEEAAAASE COME TO THE SHOW, HARLAN.

PLEEEAAASEE!

>>212795952
>its ben 10

>>212798697
>blaming all that shit on doctors and making trannies out to be innocent victims.
Did he really take the idea of my song after he crashed out after hearing it and called me a pedo?
>https://youtu.be/pWq8huswcvc

Lmao unbelievable.

has the same cringe energy as the drunk Steve-O interview or the Norm McDonald/Jim Carrey episode

>>212798204
You know that doesn't work when it's everyone, right? You sound like the pathetic Trump shills in the /ptg/ threads.

>>212792268 (OP)
oh I thought this was an AVGN thread

>>212798908
Lmao.
>GORILLA STICK? MORE LIKE GORILLA SHIT.

>>212792676
why probably minorities? are they more violent or something?

>>212798686
>every thread is the OP talking shit about Sam
>IT'S THE SAM FANBOYS MAKING THE THREADS
absolute schizophrenia

>have you ever been raped? you look like you have
holy kek

>>212796230
It’s funnier knowing Harland hair mogs Sam on top of out bantering and joking around.

>>212792268 (OP)
>that bald spot
oh no no no no no no LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>Sam is literally shaking Harland after the heat lamp thing
>"Do you like straight fries or curly fries?"
He walked Sam like a dog

>>212792268 (OP)
You just know Sam was smelling wild. Bad breath and BO. Sweaty oily ass hair and skin. Disgusting gorilla. Alpha more like alopecia.

>>212798527
ffs you 4chan christfag larpers are the worst cancer on this site. up there with jeets and troons.

>>212793754
I think jews are so shaken that they have to spam 50 of these threads saying Sam Hyde is shaking

>>212795601
all the cigars

>>212792364
>you don't get it, the balding 40 year old roidraging pedophile is actually proving how cool and based he is by acting like a negroid and getting physically violent towards some 60 year old for absolutely no reason at all

>>212800000
Sambros...

sam acted like a fucking retard. its undeniable. very disrespectful. this man invites you on to his show. give you this publicity. and you destroy his shit? literal nigger tier behavior. wasnt even funny

>>212798908
lmfao I knew he looked familar but somehow couldnt place it. wtf why is sam cosplaying at avgn

>>212800037
bro no you don't get it bro, bro sam was being an alpha bro like come on bro, you cant handle wrestling with the boys? bro don't be such a pussy bro! sam is such an alpha bro, just like me bro, if it weren't for the fucking jews I'd be drowning in pussy bro. I am definitely not an autistic retard trying desperately and failing horribly to mask how incredibly autistic I am by acting like a stereotypical jock from a 90s high school comedy bro.

>>212799619
actual funny guy vs demented roided theater kid

>>212792268 (OP)
Sam is an irony poisoned loser whose friends hate him behind his back for ruining their careers.

>>212792268 (OP)
The priest joke really got under his and the other guy's skin, I think. I get that it's played out pozzed boomer humor, but Christ try combating it with JOKES about rabbis/teachers instead of sounding like a Tumblrina.

>>212800184
why are you self inserting as Harland, faggot?

>>212800000
this but unironically and fuck your quints

>>212793754

i am so attracted to sam hyde. i wish i was lying. i find this so sexy, he's so big and formidable, he can just throw somenoe around.......uggghhhhh i love it. i'm so glad there's a video of him manhandling someone. fuuuark

>>212800000
Checked and kek's. Scam & Hide lost. Baskinbros won.

>>212800000
yes

>>212795710
>Harland Williams (left)
kek

>>212800623
sam really is just the right wing sjw now

>>212792391
Won what? He went on some washed up dude weed actor's podcast and trashed the set for some schizo reason.
>>212800000
checked and this

>>212792268 (OP)
this was harland's most watched podcast

So is everyone still pretending that this wasn't a badly done bit? Is Harland's comedy new to you zoomers? And Sam's?

>>212796587
I am 29 and am talking to a 19 year old this exact second. Feminism has ruined women and raised age of consent. Get 'em as young as you can and LOWER THAT AOC!

>>212792676
Holy fanfic

>>212802149
Was the show meant to be 30 minutes shorter than an average episode?

>>212802184
>used up 29 year old finally wants to settle down with a young girl
MANY SUCH CASES. SAD!

>>212802490
Idk but your iq is 30 points lower than an average human

>>212802547
Wow, good one Sam! You're on a roll buddy!

>>212802149
sam is so unfunny now

>>212802577
Imagine being dumb enough to think this wasn't staged

>>212793678
I like null, but him calling Charles one of the penis glazing wiggers for sam and nick shows his ignorance. I see why he gets called uppity a lot

>been trying to get on Rogan for years
>literally rebuilt his entire brand to appear on there
>even get Shane to try and plug you
>just chimp out on a podcast
Never thought he'd ever get on but he's never ever getting on

>>212802629
>show was 30 minutes short
>Nick looked like his soul left his body
>Sam was flustered and unfunny because Harlan alluded to the Marky thing ("do you like em ripe and tight?") and the trans thing and called him out for knowing nothing about Catholicism (his new grift).
Sam's ego was simply not able to take it.

Was it also staged for him to beg for Harlan to come to his show like a bitch while holding onto him and then Harlan not show up?

Absolute cope, fren.

>>212802719
I don't think Sam has ever been funny. Harland is funny. It's clearly staged. You're a retard and so is everyone else who thinks it's real
Good day you FAT mess

Ofc it's trannies, it's ALWAYS trannies
The most pathetic, weak, stupid people in the world
Good God, EVERYONE hates you, even the people who don't know they hate you yet

>>212802149
>So is everyone still pretending that this wasn't a badly done bit?
Nick would have to be Daniel Day-Lewis to fake panic-stricken embarrassment that believable. This was real.

>>212792268 (OP)
He should have Sam arrested he completely snapped when he found out how unfunny he is

>>212802760
Lmao even...
If it was staged, Nick was left in the dark and it ultimately ended up making him look like a faggot tool.

Why was the show 30 minutes short?

>>212802766
sam hyde literally has sex with trannies

>>212802788
Yes it was second hand embarrassment kino. The show was 30 minutes shorter than Harland's average podcast. It was less than an hour. Zero chance it was staged.

>>212802760
>It's clearly staged.
You suffer from genuine interpersonal retardation if you cannot tell that Nick was displaying sincere reactions there.

>>212802838
And trannies have sex with Sam Hyde

>>212802863
lol yeah he was aware he was being filmed too so he would occasionally snap out of his doom spiral in his head and put on a fake smile or a zoned out chuckle before going right back into the doom spiral. Poor guy, though he kind of deserves it too.

>>212793624
Sam is such a kike that he looks like a gorilla Trotsky

>>212802809
>>212802863
>bits going badly and you can't hide the embarassment of it
He'd be displaying the same reactions either way. It's a badly done bit that played out nowhere near as funny as they probably thought

>>212802934
Trotsky had more hair.

>>212802996
You have the social discernment of an Indian man. Truly.

nick did a great job at selling the bit

what the fuck is his problem

>>212803019
And you're fat
They're comedians who do this shit all the time. You people are truly retarded

>>212803040
Okay, saar. Veery good saar.

>>212803056
What's hilarious is you know I'm not a jeet
But we all know you're actually fat

fishtank trannies 9/11 right here

>>212803040
>y-you are fat saar, not like butiful sam hyde mussle man

Here are some of the best highlights of the Sam Hyde Crashout, 57 seconds of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage

https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>212803056
>>212803082
>self-hating jeet can't read
Sam's never been funny, already said that further up the chain. Now go back to being overweight you self hating fat jeet

>>212803075
Nu-chan is arguing about obvious things with 105IQ normgroids.
>durr comedians fake bits sometimes so this is definitely fake too
Indian tier apprehension.

>>212802996
Okay what was the bit supposed to be? Sam tried to get a rise out of Harland by saying edgy alt-right stuff. Harland is unbothered but instead starts to get under Sam's skin with the stuff his ego is most sensitive about. Sam gets flustered and sounds retarded most of the time so he flips the desk and then he holds him awkwardly up against Nick (who will masterfully pretend to look like he has just died of embarrassment and regret), while begging him pathetically to come to his show that evening, as if the podcast went okay. And then end it 30 minutes early and have Harland not show up at the show (and Nick insisted they will send a car for him).

So, either Sam put his ego aside and staged his crash out that made him look like an unlikeable short tempered fool, with Harland coming out clearly on top, and completely cutting his promos. That would be a first for Sam.
OR
Sam was out of his league. Harland, who has been doing this longer than Sam has been alive, got under his skin and hit every one of his insecurities and had him freak out. We've seen Sam do this on stream many times.

So I think if we are looking at past examples to compare, this is more in line with an unplanned crash out from Sam's weak ego.

>>212803125
see
>>212803147

>>212803147
All that fat went to your brain and pickled it huh

>>212792268 (OP)
>Hmmmm, this Harland guy seems to be calling me a gorilla
>How do i prove him wrong?
>I GOT IT

>>212803176
More likely Harland thinking it would be funny to have Sam flip his table and fake fight him
You people who think that Sam expected to have a serious converstaion with Harland is how I know I'm just arguing with a bunch of fat zoomers with pea brains

>>212800623
sam spergs if someone says 666 hes a clown

>>212803183
>fat
Doesn't even make sense as a bant here. And I'm not fat.

Plus this is a thirdie thing to say. Literal jeets say this to burgers all the time.

Yeah it's kino.

Twist: Rogan sees this appearance and actually loves it because it’s in line with the stool humping brand of macho comedy he practices AND he doesn’t understand Harland’s jokes so he finds it amusing that Sam destroyed his set
>wooowww man, this Hyde guy is reallllly funny man. Gillis likes him too? Wooow man. Jamie book him on the pod.

>>212803237
I have blonde hair and blue eyes, guaranteed whiter than you
And I know for a fact you're fat.

i think i hear sam saying harland's being "ominous" when he asks about how sam met the other members, just like when idubbbz was talking about getting "into the shit". pretty telling

sam also seems psyched up for harland to confront him about something when harland has his hands on his leg, takes a huge nervous breath then seems massively relieved that harland was only asking about the show.

>>212803237
>fat doesn't make sense as banter on 4chan
LMAO

>>212803262
this logicially makes sense

>>212803270
>>durr comedians fake bits sometimes so this is definitely fake too
This is your argument here.
>I have blonde hair and blue eyes, guaranteed whiter than you
Strong doubt, because you unironically parse situational reads like a nigger.

>>212803262
na joe would hate sam 100%. he hates internet weirdos

>>212803227
>can't explain the show being less than an hour
>can't explain Nick's genuine reaction.
>can't explain how this benefits MDE or Sam.
>can't explain begging for him to come to the show

They wouldn't have planned something that would hurt their reputation. Also Harland has been on YouTube shitting on Sam.

>>212796637
Sam is currently off his steroid cycle. And the only time he’s been underneath 400 pounds is at a plus sized whore house.

>>212803325
Doubt all you want FATASS I really don't care that you're this stupid. Get increasingly pissed all you want, you're fat so you automatically lose in the end

>>212803376
Calm down, niggerbrain. It be what you say it be (das rite!).

>>212803399
>He has to pretend someone is brown because he has nothing else
Kek, what's it like being fat? Hard to move around?

>>212803376
>all caps FATASS
>accusing other people of being pissed when we are having a good laugh and you're here to white knight for an eceleb
>"you're fat so you automatically lose in the end"
>literally frothing at the mouth unhinged

>>212803428
>literally frothing at the mouth unhinged
>"Woah he said fatass in all caps, he's frothing at the mouth!"
I think you need to take a break from the internet not only because it's warped your perception of what real communication is, but because of your weight issue

>>212803419
>continued accusations
Shirtless pic now anon. Either put up or shut up.

>>212803452
lol look how mad. Waiting for your pic, fren.

>>212803419
If you think Nick is faking those reactions then you're genuinely retarded. Simple as.
>Kek, what's it like being fat? Hard to move around?
I have my own home gym and casually lift daily. Don't have to wagie due to crypto. Usually I'll do a lot of farmers walks etc in backyard while listening to music and getting some sun.

>>212803512
Anon, he owes us a shirtless pic. Don't engage until he follows through.

>>212803469
>>212803501
>>212803512
>fat guy this pissed that he gets called fat online that he fails to see the retarded shit he's been reduced to saying
You're asking for shirtless pics and explaining your daily walks as if anybody would care. You might actually be autistic so I'm out

>>212803569
Oh too embarrassed? I thought you were macho and fit, anon? What's the matter?

>>212803569
I didn't ask for any pics. Only roasties owe pics on 4chan, I don't care. I'm posting basic fact about my life. I'm not huge but lift often; it's fun.

>>212803594
No just feeling guilty that I might've been making fun of a legitmate retard

>>212803613
No he is so macho and jacked he should show us since everyone is so fat.

>>212803637
Maybe actually lose the weight instead of seething about it online dude

>>212803618
Hahahaha yes, I'm the retard that caught you in your temper tantrum lie white knighting for Sam Hyde : )

>>212803687
>I'm the retard
At least you admit it

>>212803656
Are you going to be okay, anon?

>>212803716
Yeah my weight's fine but the fat guy might have some health risks

>>212803714
How new are you that you think calling people fat or retarded here has any impact?

>>212803756
How new are you to where you're this shocked at people calling someone fat on 4chan?
It's about my own entertainment fatass, the on

>>212803751
>my weights fine
>fine
Sure it is sweetie ; )

>>212803756
>>212803767
Was gonna say that the only impact being made is when your giant ass sits down

>>212803767
Do you literally only have one insult?

>>212803782
Does it help you to cope with your own weight if you imagine the person insulting you as being fat themselves? That just seems non-sensical
>>212803806
You're fat

>>212803767
>It's about my own entertainment fatass
No, you just sound like you had a bad day. You doing okay bud? Anything happen you wanna talk about? People disrespecting you IRL? That's real tough, buddy.

>>212803818
You're allowed to imagine that I'm just taking out my rage if it helps you cope with being fat
Doesn't change shit for me tubby!

>>212803817
Waiting for proof anon. Show us a shirtless picture. Big boy. Let's see how cut you are.

>>212803856
>He called ME fat so HE has to show his naked body
Only a fatass on the internet would seethe enough to think that isn't weird to say. Why are all fat people so weird

>>212803851
I'm 6'3" 190 and am married with 3 kids and a homestead. You just sound mad, fren.

>>212803891
>You just sound mad, fren.
Then go back to your hugbox pussy because it's obvious you're just a fat newfag

>>212803879
You'll feel better tomorrow, fren. Nighty night. Get some sleep.

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>>212803915
>not mad.
Lol

>>212802149
Depends on what you mean. I believe what happened is that Sam thought Harland's comedy wasn't edgy enough for him, or that Harland was making fun of him, or he thought it was supposed to be a serious interview, or he felt some personal slight or threat to his masculinity, or something, so he decided that flipping the table and physically intimidating Harland would rectify things. So yes, it was a badly done bit. The one doing the bit badly was Sam.

>>212803918
>>212803949
>same-fags to the point where he has a made-up family
Yeah it was obvious you were posting on a phone this whole time fatass you're not too clever. Lose weight

>>212793865
lol it's actually funny and the longer you retards kvetch about it the funnier it becomes

>>212796770
wtf

Known for roles in "Freddy Got Fingered" & "Half-Baked" Harland was savagely beaten by Known Terrorist Samuel El Hyden. Warning the footage is graphic and disturbing.

Major Crashout Moments of Sam Hyde beating a 62 year old man to death:https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4?si=8oZ7q5ZHFZe-DZm6

57 seconds of Pure Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

Haarland knew about Hyde's tranny sex

https://x.com/InwordThinker/status/1945500334421414020

Charls can't unleash his rage anymore because Sam paid him off to be his friend again.

>>212802788
In the comments they said Nick looked like he disassociated.

>>212792268 (OP)
>The Raped should fear the Goat
#justice4beans

QRD?

>>212802719
>Harlan alluded to the Marky thing

MarKyUltra was really activated by Harlan referring to a production assistant "HEY MARK" -- no such person by that name is in his employ. Norm couldn't have raped it better.

>>212804434
lmao I missed that

>>212803039
>what the fuck is his problem

He's not longer a Sign Language Absolutist

>>212802719
>do you like em ripe and tight
Timestamp please

>>212803233
>sam spergs if someone says 666 hes a clown

Isn't the WP logo from some devilshit manifesto.

>>212804434
>bemused Bummy Buster

>>212804434
I think he had zero idea who Sam was, I think that's why the interview was such a disaster, Harland had no idea what to talk about with him so he just tried to do some light nonsense banter, which for some reason whipped Sam up into a frenzy.

>>212804681

Here's a clip: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

Basically , sam got trolled by a 62 year old comedian. And then sam hide made a fool of himself by basically wrestling the guy and snapping and flipping the guys desk over because it can't stand not being the Alpha Dog in the room he totally embarrassed himself in front of Nick and Charls and now Extreme Peace is also failing not very funny I hear and His tv show Fishtank.live Season4 was shut down because they were filming in an illegal house and causing public distances so yeah it's over

>>212804784
yeah its from that Colorado mass murder guy's diary or something

I feel bad for Nick

>>212805319
Didn't Sam have to pay Nick like $10k years ago to start working with him again because Nick thinks he's such a toxic piece of shit? I forgot where I heard that it might have been from Charls' drunken rant.

>>212805319
Straight up having a panic attack thinking about having to sell cars again because Sam can't stop talking about Jews and seed oils.

I literally thought Nick was going to cry. He must have been having flash backs of Sam pissing away their careers again like he did with Adult Swim.

What do you think a psychologist would diagnose Sam with? Male BPD? Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Sociopathy? Dr. Grande should make a video about him.

>>212798826
Carrey on Norm was hilarious especially how Norm reacted

>>212805442
According to ChatGPT he's got antisocial personality disorder

>>212805442
Roid rage

>>212805563
He's no longer on gear