Thread 212792592

>someone throws something off screen
>a loud crash and a cat scream is heard

Thread question guys. Does Batman poop like a bat? Asking for a friend

>guy throws trash out the window
>lands on unlucky passerby
>later in the movie, same guy hits a golf ball but slices it
>golf balls knocks out the same passerby
>at the end of the movie, guy wins something and the crowd cheers
>same passerby gets trampled by the crowds

>protagonost is sneaking past the sleeping guard dog
>accidentally knocks something over and makes a huge racket
>dog doesn't wake up
>protagonist wipes brow and says "phew"
>dog wakes up and attacks

>>212792592 (OP)
>movie has blooper reel at the end
>actor doing a serious scene
>pauses and forgets the words
>"HAHAHA im sorry im sorry" as the crew is heard laughing in the background
>"ok take 2....."
>bursts out laughing again

>>212792636
guano

>>212792815
>protagonist is a wise cracking baby and the dog a pit bull

>>212792592 (OP)
> character throws something off screen
> many scenes later that same object flies into frame despite being in a different location and knocks something plot relevant over

>>212792838
>blooper reel for joker
>nobody is laughing

>>212792815
key no

>>212793270
kek is that true?

>blooper scene
>random extra stops in the middle of the scene
>"SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT I HAVE A SICK WIFE AND I NEED YOUR H-"
>all actors are clearly embarrased and angry because the scene got interrupted
>Director: "CUT CUT CUT WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?"
>"PLEASE SIR HELP ME, I HAVE A SI-"
>extra gets hit in the balls and escorted outside by Security
>"PLEASE HELP ME I USED TO BE A DOCTOR IN MY COUNT-"

>>212792592 (OP)
>someone throws something on the ground
>object explodes despite being incapable of exploding

>>212792592 (OP)
>protagonist infiltrating somewhere
>acting all cool, walking along the walls of the room around big crowd of guys working or doing something recreational
>knocks something over
>entire crowd turns and looks at him
>he says whatever catch phrase or motto they all use
>they all go back to what they were doing

>>212792592 (OP)
Name 5 movies

>>212792636
no but in the most recent Absolute Batman, he mixes his urine and guano together to form a makeshift explosive

>protagonist survives every final destination kill
>shits himself to death

>knife appears in any context
>*shing*

>big henchman is about to kill young girl protagonist
>her pet dragon looms over the henchman, the shadow engulfing him
>the henchman says “m-mommy..” in a high pitch voice before he’s eaten by the dragon

>>212793677
>gun appears in any context
>makes metallic clinking noise or you hear the sound of the slide being racked
>the same gun makes multiple racking sounds throughout the scene

>protagonist pulls hammer back on gun dramatically in conversation
>in shootout scene fires hundreds of shots without reloading

>>212792592 (OP)
>It's always the same cat

>>212792592 (OP)
>character calls someone
>doesn't say their name only "Its me"
>they don't even say goodbye, they just hang up the phone

>someone is taking a huge dump off screen
>"I don't remember eating that!"

>>212792815
>end of movie
>bad guy is sneaking away
>thinks the coast is clear
>hears growling
>looks down
>it's the same guard dog
>bites him in the butt
>YEEEEEOWCH
>bites the seat of his pants off
>you can see his underwear
>it's white with red hearts
>he runs away with the dog chasing him
>cut to black
>credits

>The short answer is "no."
>The long answer is "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

>>212793334
yeah when he does the midget joke he pauses for a long time and then cries and leaves set saying "this isnt punching up..."