>someone throws something off screen
>a loud crash and a cat scream is heard
Thread question guys. Does Batman poop like a bat? Asking for a friend
>guy throws trash out the window
>lands on unlucky passerby
>later in the movie, same guy hits a golf ball but slices it
>golf balls knocks out the same passerby
>at the end of the movie, guy wins something and the crowd cheers
>same passerby gets trampled by the crowds
>protagonost is sneaking past the sleeping guard dog
>accidentally knocks something over and makes a huge racket
>dog doesn't wake up
>protagonist wipes brow and says "phew"
>dog wakes up and attacks
>blooper scene
>random extra stops in the middle of the scene
>"SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT I HAVE A SICK WIFE AND I NEED YOUR H-"
>all actors are clearly embarrased and angry because the scene got interrupted
>Director: "CUT CUT CUT WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?"
>"PLEASE SIR HELP ME, I HAVE A SI-"
>extra gets hit in the balls and escorted outside by Security
>"PLEASE HELP ME I USED TO BE A DOCTOR IN MY COUNT-"
>>212792636no but in the most recent Absolute Batman, he mixes his urine and guano together to form a makeshift explosive
>protagonist survives every final destination kill
>shits himself to death
>knife appears in any context
>*shing*
>big henchman is about to kill young girl protagonist
>her pet dragon looms over the henchman, the shadow engulfing him
>the henchman says โm-mommy..โ in a high pitch voice before heโs eaten by the dragon
>protagonist pulls hammer back on gun dramatically in conversation
>in shootout scene fires hundreds of shots without reloading
>someone is taking a huge dump off screen
>"I don't remember eating that!"
>The short answer is "no."
>The long answer is "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>>212793334yeah when he does the midget joke he pauses for a long time and then cries and leaves set saying "this isnt punching up..."