I peed on myself while leaving the theater when this scene happened
>>212793136 (OP)This scene is suppose to take place midway through the book btw
The eight book really was quite something.
>Harry paced the garden nervously. "Will you stop it!" Ginny said, her head popping through the kitchen window. "I can't help it, Ginny," Harry replied, "I always stretch my legs when I'm nervous." Before long, Hermione showed up. She was a right mess, as expected. They led her inside to the kitchen.
>"He says to call him Ronaldina now" she explained betwen fits of crying. "I can't believe this is happening. It's like I don't even know him anymore." Ginny gave her a warm cup of tea and put a hand on her shoulder to comfort her. Harry took Hermione's hands in his. She gripped him tightly. "I'm so sorry, Hermione" He said, "Nobody could ever have seen this coming."
>Truth be told, Harry was in shock himself. The news of Ron's transition was almost too much to bear for him, even after all he had been through. Obviously her marriage to Ron had fallen apart, just like their friendship. "Damn it," Ginny said suddenly, sucking her teeth. "I am late for my weekend vegan yoga getaway. I have to go, I am sorry." Harry hugged Ginny goodbye and then went back to Hermione.
>"I guess," She began, "I'm not the only one with an unrecognizable spouse." A small smile crept up her face. Harry tried to feign indignancy, but she merely cocked her head and then gave a laugh. "A tranny and a walled infertile house wife." She exclaimed, half bitterly. "By god, Harry, what happened to us?" Harry laughed. "You should have apologized for your car!"
>"I would never! And what about your shitty arthouse films?"
>Before long the mood had changed to something else. Harry found himself softly caressing her slick pussy hair under her panties, reaching down her pants, as she pushed her hips upwards. "God Harry I missed that" She said breathily, moaning. She traced the outline of his erect cock. They fucked like desperate animals that day, man, and meat eating woman. Like God intended.
>>212794196Gee thanks for the read, bio AI anon
>>212793136 (OP)I was thinking of walking out of the theatre at this point but I decided to stick it out. It didn't get any better
>let's end the movie on this frame
>>212794412Thanks, I practice writing authentic cringe here. It's rare to get Yous.
>>212793136 (OP)Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land!
https://youtu.be/F97uZjrltN8
It was a bit jarring you have to admit.
>>212793136 (OP)I literally got up and walked out of the theater after this.
>let's end the movie on this frame
>>212795222It needs rhe freeze frame record skip sound effect followed by "Yep.. That's me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation... Let's rewind a bit" and then the vihiiilililiilllhilihih vhs rewinding sound as the movie plays backwards really quickly but when you stop you're in a different movie suddenly ir's actually master and commander just as comes up on deck from rhe captain's quarters to survey the galapagos island
>>212795621That fucking vignette transition lmao
He truly was Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
>>212795730I did the same thing. A bunch of other people saw me which I believe gave them the courage to follow in my footsteps. It was a tough decision but I never looked back
>let's end the movie on this frame
>>212793136 (OP)What the fuck kind of ending shot is this?