Thread 212795081

>HOH: Vince
>Noms: Zae, Amy, Kelley(re-nom)
>Veto: Ashley

previously on /bb/: >>212785382

First for Niggas in The Shower

Rachel looking especially ghoulish in the DR

Keanu's aura is too strong for Ava

AVA <3

It's crazy how Rachel has more balls than 90% of the cast despite being a female boomer hag. Why did u guys hate her again?

>>212795061
salmonella is a meme. i'm sure it was fine

Sex with the Burger Boys

>>212795135
I was here to witness the greatest BB player live

camp flashbacks

Ava in this comp

>>212795177
Would

>>212795111
keep thinking thats ATG from the thumbnail, then its Keanu doing something ATG would do

this comp is too high IQ for me

>>212795177
Based and Manson-pilled

>Felony Forest
has this theory been fully debunked yet? i know rachel is the mystery houseguest but does the rest check out on it being epstein themed?

This entire season is AI generated btw these contestants aren't real people.

>>212795242
ay yo felony forest?

>be me
>in veto smelling comp
>pretend to trip and get some good sniffs on lauren's feet
>"hehe sorry i tripped"

ofc the lawyer would win this, rigged challenge

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>>212795177
I want - nay, NEED Ava to bear my retarded babies.

>>212795301
im actually a robot as well

>>212795327
based student of the game

>>212795301
this post is AI generated

Someone cap Amy’s face in the toilet bowl please. Zae was funny too

>>212795375
I can't do this kek

yo can we get more sniff sniff grunt soun fx

>>212795375
she looks like an evil witch

>>212795327
kek

>>212795443
She is.

>>212795375
>SNIFF SNIFF
>BREEEENDAAAN???

>>212795469
Imagine this was just a window and he was looking at you like this. It would trigger my fight or flight response

IMAGINE THE SMELL

>>212795469
>>212795375
i love this cam

>>212795327
>>212795375
>>212795469
>>212795541
good comp

HE LITERALLY TAUGHT LAUREN HOW TO PLAY POOL THAT IS A HUGE ADVANTAGE IN THIS GAME HE HAS TO GO

>>212795375
>>212795469
>>212795541
o i am laffin

unpopular opinion: I love 90 min episodes and I love B reel footage, the dumber the better

I find Kelley quite attractive

>>212795135
>>212795375
need to pontificate on ava's aroma

>>212795469
reminds me of this video, sadly cant find a good quality version of it

>>212795658
she looks better than my gf

SHOWER WHENEVER I WANT SHITHEADS

>>212795678
this

>>212795081 (OP)
Was the episode good? I hope gofileanon will have it up later.

>>212795761
Still goin. It’s okay so far

high risk high reward

*cheats*

>>212795184
whaaaaat the fuck man

>>212795841
Kelley has more T than Vinny

>>212795689
As fucked up as the premise of this tikslop video is, anyone who is retarded enough to thrust a screen in front of their babies face with something they themselves haven’t seen before deserves to be fucked with like this lmao. I mean seriously, and on the other hand if you know what’s coming and show it to your baby anyway just to purposely terrify your infant child then you’re probably a huge piece of shit and the kid didn’t stand a chance in the first place.

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>>212795884
mac n cheese

>>212795184
whats with the whiteface

>>212795932
what u mean?

>>212795892
Pretty much why its funny (despite being sad). I'm more laughing at the terrible parenting more than anything. You can see the mom smirking and finding it funny scaring her baby.

>>212795650
I just knew this comp would be right up /bb/'s alley

>>212795469
>>212795650
lel

>jimmy acknowledges that this is his proxy HoH
kek

Yo it’s just a shower yo

game of telephone bros.. we are so back

jimmy looks like prison mike from the office when he wears that bandana

>>212796071
PHASE ONE COMPLETE

MASTERMIND JIMMY

>>212796093
Hello?

>>212795469
Please let Jimmy get murdered

Inaccurate edit making Vince look solid instead of the flip floppy lil bitch he is

sorry jimbo but the burger boys are running this house

>>212796093
moshi moshi

I picked Zach and Mickey for my fantasy. Mostly picked the black girl cuz they get the most rigging

lmao Keanu channeling Devin energy

vorgon hoh

Jimmy Babushka maxxing

>>212796177
? he was solid until he talked to keanu and kelley

Lmaoooo Keanu trying to intimidate Jimmy

morgon made vince put on the hoh robe and wants him to leave it on the rest of the night

>>212796327
morgan looks alrighty for 30 something

>>212796288
he needs to win the next hoh

Ava you little rat

>>212796357
GOAT

keanu reddit mob boss

incoming

Jimmy is legitimately an awful player.

these hoh bathroom angles are so weird with the door like that

vince is legit an awful player

QUEEN AVA

keanu is legit a terrible player

ava is legit the worst player ever

AURA BETRAYAL

Ay fr where yall niggas gettin dem bandanas n sheit?

AVA ON TOP

Ava and her boyfriend reveal:

https://x.com/willkirbybb/status/1945568640067101143?s=46

>>212796512
looks pansexual

>>212796512
>looks like that
I'M IN

>>212796512
i could kick the shit out of that guy. im so in

>all the straight white males are on the bottom of jokers

where did it go so wrong bros?

>>212796512
>banging for months before dating
based Ava

>>212796601
they'll be near the top in the end. /bb/ is always right

>>212796512
looks like a drug dealer

>>212796601
There are no straight males this season except Will.

>>212796601
>straight white males
thats only tard mode cowboy tho

>>212796601
>straight white male
You mean Jimmy Zae and Vince?

>>212796601
They are basically twitter fandom but oldfags. Catladies who hate attractive men because they are lonely.

IMPROMPTU HOUSE MEETING

oh shit gay jimmy

Lmao, try hard Jimmy BTFO by based Keanu

it's a good season

kek jimmy exposed ava hard

I need a Jimmy vs. Rachel blow up Raegan style

BIG AURA KEANU

I updooted wholesome Keanu

Jimmy desperately wants to be Ragan

what reward does kelly think she gets for being a pawn

yo amy's face is jacked

>>212796512
This guy is way more Chad than me. I actually have no chance. It's over

>the mastermind returns

LET'S FUCKING GO

>>212796800
yeah but im not gonna complain about someone in modern bb who is willing to take the villain role

>>212796810
that's what I've been saying yo!

>>212796709
I can't not see Tim from RLM

>>212796835
it's going to be a month of safety for Rachel

Did they show Vince crying in the episode?

ok and now to turn off this terrible channel

>>212796876
only in the HoH room, not outside

Holy shit, did Ross Matthews get AIDS?
Feel like it wasn't that long since he was on celebrity BB, but he looks like shit

Apparently, like, pawns go home?

>>212796876
no, editors portrayed Vince as a badass and Ava as a mastermind

Zae is telling Amy that she is leaving if she is on the block against him

>it's just a god damn game
TRVTH

goodnight /bb/ hopefully you get a night full of kino feeds

>>212796895
Ozempic is a hell of a drug

>>212796917
zaesty retard

not sure why ava thinks amy is predictable

>>212796945
Wish my fat fucking ass could get it

>>212796940
NEED MILKIE

>>212796917
hope there will be a blow up

>>212796961
in comparison to kelly it's very true

adrian and ava are locked in

>>212796760
imagine saying this 2 episodes into season __

so is amy safe regardless of who she is against?
seems like zae and kelley both need to win if they want to stay

>they usually cast people around the same age like he's 27 she's 22 so they're you know close in age
kek propagandists seething

really hoping zae goes home because I don't like what he does with his face when he talks

>>212797052
who said this?

god morgan is in deep with this crush lmao
definitely our chelsie this season
>>212796917
the way everyone just keeps telling people what they want to hear is making this eviction hilarious
like as of now I'd say zae would go home if he doesn't win arena but I can also see why he'd assume he's safe

>>212797053
i dont like what amy does with her face when she talks so i hope she goes home

>>212797093
>god morgan is in deep with this crush
wtf she's too old for that shit

>>212797145
have you seen the simps for e-thots?
you are never too old to develop weird obsessive crushes

>>212797088
A HG in the big brother house

>>212797088
morgan or rachel can't remember which but they were in the convo

Is anyone targeting Zach?

The lack of Zae in the episode was Grod psychically telling us she wants him gone first.

>>212797295
haven't heard anything but I haven't heard anyone besides rachel, keanu, amy, ashley, kelly, and zae

>>212797302
I heard that Rachel has a secret power that saves a teammate from eviction if amy gets voted

>>212797295
morgan is targeting him with her pussy

>>212797295
nobody is really targeting anyone except keanu. zaesty would put up morgan and morgan would put zaesty up. ash would put vince up. everyone will put keaunu up

>no kat this episode
it's over for her

>>212797352
Vitamin water is from New York

it's hilarious how obvious it is that lauren and adrian were desperate for some unanimous house vote and are flailing having to actually make a consequential choice

>>212797295
mickey brought his name up to will the other day because he won the 10k but not as an immediate target for the next week or two

>>212797397
rylie was simping for her

>>212797414
kek. the vote is going to be in favor of amy staying only because their side will convince them that they're majority

Lauren might be the very last one to commit to a vote

>>212797397
how is she in the episode when she refuses to talk game to anyone?

>>212797454
>showmance fodder for some skeezy redneck wigger
Fate worse than death

>>212797397
she has done virtually nothing of note on feeds that would be episode worthy, so that's objectively the right choice

>>212797397
she’s barely even on feeds

>>212797397
the editors only have eyes for ava for some reason. Rachel was featured because Rachel
Amy, Ashley and Kelley because noms
Lauren got a small showmance segment
Mickey, Morgan, Kat invisible

>>212797397
most of the "girls girl" alliance have done absolutely nothing at all

>>212797473
And she says she's a superfan??

>>212797480
Her tits are hanging out most of the day so they avoid showing her.

I told yall niggas aint no way mickey and riley would be a thing after the first episode. i know a work when i see one

>>212797525
both the self proclaimed superfans seemed to have the exact same plan of laying low and just chilling the first couple weeks and have both gotten BTFO by no big alliances actually forming

>>212797545
This isn't really a triumph for you, anyone can see that Rylie is repulsive

>>212797545
What do you think about schizo Kelley? Shoot or work?

>hoh robe is pink
truly the zesty season

>>212797615
What even is that?

>>212797628
Wrestling lingo

>>212797662
And it means what?

>>212797662
>sweaty man drama

>>212797677
Work=Fake
Shoot=Real
In the simplest terms

>>212797545
besides bb23 I dont think any guy would ever have a showmance with ropehead and her trashy ugly ass tattoos

>>212797615
I think she's trying to be Tucker and failing

>>212797687
Yeah and BB is prestige tv, highbrow shit
Fuck off with the pretension

>>212797731
I would fuck the bugs out of ava

>katherine's legs pointed towards rytard
weird cowboy bros we might actually have a shot

Looking this season so far, really happy there's nobody that's too problematic

>>212797719
You know Jarred would

>>212797776
Rylie said the B-word in DR without apologizing

I'm betting Zae wins Blockbuster. Even if it's not a physical comp he seems to have good skillsets for other comps as we've seen w/ the veto

>>212797776
>Big Brother producers didn't give me a 10-minute segment tonight to cancel Zae and show that I will not stand for ableism

>>212797799
He apologized

I'm tired of looking at Amy's ugly ass face on the feeds 24/7 can they please vote her out

>>212797731
>bug
BUG BROTHER

>>212797807
amy bless her heart generally seems pretty dumb so even leaving aside physical comps I think it's his or kelly's to lose. and unless she flip flops she's planning on throwing the comp
>>212797845
don't you insult my whorish slampig

>>212797782
as a last resort he def would though he doesnt date black girls normally. bb25 had an actual cute black girl with big titties, kristen, the first week and jared threw her under the bus right away and played a big part in getting her booted

>>212797845
>watching the nbombs on the feeds

ashley hates vince

>>212797895
good. I dont want ashley to make jury but there should be more people gunning after vince instead of him just falling ass backwards in good poisitions after such a doghshit hoh

>>212797867
>I love good hearted people
>Me too

what a quality conversation

>>212797895
I mean that's pretty fair, he would've ensured she went home this week if she didn't win veto

GROD

>>212797947
she will make jury chud
all 4 blacks (yes, morgan is black) will make jury and pick a NON WHITE winner

@grod is this real?

>>212797957
The evil ones are being mean in the bathroom

>>212797966
having all 4 cams on one conversation when multiple groups are talking is a fucking felony
I hope grod stomps on buttonboys balls and pops them tonight

i just got male ick at what i just saw @ashley @amy @rachel do

keanu is absolutely fucked next week if he doesn't win hoh, veto, or the arena

>>212798045
im rooting for /redditsguy/ keanu chungus for HoH

>>212797984
NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

The Bond??

we're actually getting the alliance meeting that was supposed to happen this morning, for real this time

DA BOND

>>212798068
This is the REAL alliance
Ava needs to win

ava swinging her fat dick around leading these sheeple

AVA IS RUNNING THIS HOUSE

Last day of week 1. First real alliance is forming. DA BOND all the way to the end.

Ava seems a solid anti-Kelley vote

Ava went from sheepish ghost to big dick alpha boss bitch overnight wtf

honestly chad of rylie to admit his feelings so outright right now

rylie looking for another baby mama to ditch

>>212798180
she got some food in her and reset her aura

>>212798159
Kelly made a comment in passing that ava didn't like and since then she wants kelly out no matter what

>>212798180
I'd like to big dick that alpha boss bitch's sheepish ghost overnight if you catch my meaning

BOND LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO. Can't wait till they kick Ava out week 2 or 3

ava simps are embarrassing themselves

>>212798240
i like looking at her, but not listening to her

such a stupid name

>>212798180
she finally got off slop

pierced nipple katherine just needs to give this dude a quick suck in the hoh shower and will have this dude as a loyal minion the entire game.
this dude is pretty much pledging himself to her as a loyal minion and she hasn't even stated his feelings are reciprocated

>>212798240
anyone who isnt simping for the BB27 winner is embarrassing themselves

keanu NEEDS to win this next hoh

Ava is actually quite a sexy name. Feminine

>The Bond
>Mastermind
>Villain
>James Bond
>Hacker
>Go-Go Girls Twins

wow rylie turning on zaesty?

confirmed if it's Amy vs Kelley: Kelly is 100 percent gone

Vince ending the week in a good spot (multiple alliances) just proves first HOH is such a big advantage

adrian is a dumbass

>lets keep a 2 time player and winners #1 cause we dont know if she might put one of our asses up next week

>the mastermind

ava is clueless lmao

>>212798381
As nbombs like to say, "we been knew"

who tried coming into the HOH room? Keanu?

kitty kat tryin to rev up that tmc showmance

it might be real, everyone

jesus rylie this is hard to watch
she is NOT into you bro

Papa Dud looks like the guy from Hootie & the Blowfish

RYLIE GETTING KAT PREGNANT WEEK 2

damn they're talking about Keanu like he's a damn incel and avoiding him kek

>>212798423
keanu fucking soto

>>212798428
>tfw you thought you'd bro it up with some boomer but will end up hanging out with kids all summer

>>212798047

why is she cornering him like this

>>212798386
Nah. Ashley hates vinny. The entire Jimmy/Rachel half of the house dislikes/distrusts vinny. Keanu probably isn't too big on vinny either. He's incredibly lucky Zae doesn't give a fuck and that he has a retard like Kelley for a freebie renom.

>>212798493
has there ever been a pregnancy in the bb house? bay leaf?

>>212798532
She farted on her way down the stairs blocking him from smelling it while it airs out

>>212798498
Keanu winning HOH next week would be the greatest week in big brother since Week 2 of BB16

>>212798462
the feminist going after the cowboy is hilarious

tmc doing the
>i want someone else to win
shit again

>>212798554
tmc?

rytard is simping harder than quinn
I did not think that was physically possible

>>212798577
tard mode cowboy

>>212798577

too much cock

>>212798577
tardmode cowboy

>>212798584
difference is he's like 6'5 so it might just work out for him

>>212798593
kek

hes an odd looking duck

he just said a United A319 was "UPS"? fucking guy

>>212798630
I mean katherine would have to be retarded not to at least string his dumb ass along until the end of the season
the man is clearly willing to do ANYTHING for her, she'd be a fool not to at a minimum use that for the game

>Rylie to Katherine- I want you to feel safe every day that you wake up here and I want you to feel that you are never going to go home because you have that person here that will fucking fight for you. I will put fucking blood on my hands for you

holy cringola

who are they talking about when Keanu said "if he gives that speech he is going up on the block every week"

>>212798328
it was pretty clear from the beginning he was only here to fuck some chicks

they really want a showmance this season

>>212798702
funny how we all expected some manwhore fuckboy and instead he's cam tier obsessed
wonder if that's why his mom told him no showmances in the intro lmao

>>212798389
safest position in the game rn

Was Caleb this forward w/ Amber? I'm getting flashbacks

>>212798790
not this early, no

hope we gets feeds of kat retelling this to lauren and both of them making fun of the cringe

>>212798794
quinn vibes

>>212798794
if the turbo feminist falls for him for real she will never live it down KEK

>>212798794
Kat Gettin Clapped & Will hittin it First

>>212798794
how funny would it be if she never steps foot in the hoh room once, but keanu shows up 300 times throughout the week

>>212798866
she would dump him so fast if she knew he had 2 baby mommas he wasnt paying

funny how we all assumed adrian would be the weird autist and he is background furniture compared to the multitude of schizos dominating the scene

this is good cringekino

has anyone really been a hardass about not letting people in the HOH? people usually seem to go in and out just to use bathroom and nobody cares

jimmy is physically disgusted with kelly laying right next to him
god I love this catty bitch

>>212798943
memphis in all stars 2 locked everyone out sometimes so he could sleep

>>212798943
sam

>>212798943
vince is an absolute doormat about it
zach did lock it for a while when talking to lauren

>>212798943
only recent player was Sam bb20. generally it's horrible gameplay

>>212798474
Darnarius Gutfur

>keanu saying game
>lauren and vince go silent when it's their turn to talk every time

shit at this point just bring in keanu to your group lmao

>>212799054
he got the stink, yo

we are witnessing a bizarro devin who tries to make a bombsquad but nobody joins kek

>>212798893
He was pretty much the favorite to be first boot

>you know?
>silence

keanu is smart and stupid but his game is already finito unless he comps out like Tucker

/bb/ would you join keanu?

Jesus Christ I can't with PlutoTV anymore
For every 3 minutes of feeds there's a 60 second ad break
The ad breaks are getting so common I'm getting them on all four feeds at the same time

>>212799095
HE GOT THE STINK YO
THAS IT

jimmy kinda looks like donald trump jr

>>212799095
he scares the bitches, so probably not

>>212799081
crashanu ;(

NEW

>>212799333
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>>212799333

did she snitch on rachel?

>>212799095
I'd keep him as my side bitch but I'd make it clear we're keeping our connection hidden