Thread 212795185

Sam was shook

Sam took Marky up the Hershey Highway when she was just 15, so his comeuppance was being sent down the Harland Highway at the peak of his “comeback”!

Can we admit that Sam actually dropped some pearls of wisdom in this episode?
>You don't ask a gorilla to make a gorilla nest and get mad when he does, you just don't
>Democrats are the real racists
>Who gives a sh*t if epstein and trump are pedos. Millions of people are pedos. That's a fact. Get over it.

>>212795552

>seed oil made me fuck a tranny once, never ever eat it
>yes, Fred did in fact rape me

>>212795185 (OP)
Oo another thread.

>>212795552
>Millions of people are pedos
Like himself!

>>212795334
You will never take Marky's underaged virginity. She gave it to a grifting kike instead.
Hope that doesn't make your agp flair up too much /r9k/ troon

>>212796557
I’m not looking for 15 year olds like Daddy Sam little chuddie!

>>212795185 (OP)
Good reference OP

>>212795185 (OP)
I watched this to see but don't know much about either Sam or Harland. Is it true the Asian guy was actually with Sam's crew? Because the whole time I thought he was part of Harland's show with how he utilized him. But if he really was with Sam than Harland 100% won with how he controlled that guy and used him against Sam.

HES RATTLED
HES WASHED OUT
HES BALDING

>>212795185 (OP)
It's kind of gross to watch two fat old men getting it on. Hardcore gay sex is more enjoyable when the participants are attractive.

>>212796640
Yes, Sam brought him as part of his entourage so he'd have someone to laugh at his "jokes". Harland immediately realized this so he constantly badgered him, knowing he'd have nothing worthwhile to contribute, and thereby humiliate Sam further.

>>212796605
You absolutely are you lying niggerpilled freak because you've been bringing up your gaped e-whore kike lover unprompted for over a decade now.

>>212796751
wtf I was convinced he was some tech/BTS guy on Harland's podcast that he brought on as part of some "own" because of Sam being perceived as a Nazi. Like
>Teehee, your fans are going to have to deal with hearing a non-White butt in!

>>212796673
It’s kind of my fetish. Something awakened in me when my uncle and his gay fat friend also did the same thing and he forced me to sit in the cuck chair at a hotel. Don’t act like the gatekeeper of the community, bitch

>>212795185 (OP)
>2025
>Sam Hyde is a porky queer who takes it up the shitter

Very disappointing. For years he has been a surrogate father to thousands of permavirgin incels but in the end he turned out to be a fat poof.

>>212796751
I think it mostly just made himself look bad and the overall show look shitty, Sam felt disconnected from Damiel's comments

>>212797398
keep telling that to yourself, Sam cultist.

>>212795185 (OP)
Imagining yourself vicariously as Harland isn't a way to own Sam.

>>212795185 (OP)
One thread goes down, another comes up, you people are devout huh. Surely there are more constructive ways to use one's time.

>>212796673
And you're a gross homosexual so now what?

>>212796801
kek that bitch just can't let it go

>>212795185 (OP)
>fishtank failed
>MDE not funny
>baited and big leagued by a boomer
This shit is fucking over

>>212796250
There should be 40 of these threads until the fishtank general threads get deleted.

SammyTrannies BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>212795552
>You don’t ask a gorilla to make a gorillas nest
That would be because gorillas do not speak a lick of English you fucking retard, but given by your ESL formatted posts, I’m guessing you don’t speak English either

>>212796640
Yes he's a moron from fishtank. He's not funny or interesting but sam needs multiple men to suck his cuck.

>>212796557
She wasn't a virgin. There is a stereotypical reason she's so mentally deranged. It blows my mind that someone that attractive has a dating history littered with some of the ugliest motherfuckers alive, and Sam is the most handsome of them all.

>>212796640
He's another one of Sam's bizarre zoomer entourage. They're like minions. He brings him on all these podcasts and just has him stand around.

Quick rundown?
What happened and why is it bad?

>>212798878
tryhard unc got dunked on by hyde & co. after that nobody gay boomer talked about sam's rae past

>>212797713
I'd rather be a successful non-Jew comedian than The Raped

>>212798878
Sam failed to break Harland, while Harland broke Sam without even trying

>>212795238
He struggled and his hands/arms looked like they were about to buckle trying to manhandle a 60yo frail man. This is the Sam Hyde so many retarded wigger zoomers and neckbeards look up to?

>>212799194
This is worse than that hasan boxing gif

>>212795185 (OP)
idubbz won

>>212799194
How is he this weak lmao

>>212798878
Sam decided it was time to accept that Tim was right and he wants the whole world to see it

Full circle

>>212796751
Also it’s very that damiel(the Asian) is very easy to control and is a yes man people pleaser to whoever is in control in the moment (ie leaning in to the mic bits and the sam telling him to not lick the fish) bro has no mind of his own

>>212799364
so a 360°?

>>212799384
*very clear

I haven't laughed in a while, thank you for that OP

Tim won

>>212799194
hasan mightve won the fight lmao

>>212798758
yo this guys smart as fuck...

>>212798878
unironically watch the 48 minute podcast if you want to understand it not through a completely biased lense, some of its funny and then Sam goes ape shit after hes been fucked with for 20+ minutes

>>212799194
Harland staying bent over to sell the rape theme is great

>>212799384
literally half of 4chan could've riffed better than he did

>>212799703
anon, please, upload a video of yourself alone and try not embarrassing yourself

>>212799660
I watched the entire 48 minutes and did not conclude the same thing as you.
It's a waste of time, nothing really happens, sam flips a table for a reaction and you're acting like it was some kind of grand anime duel of wits and composure.
Disingenuous. The lot of you.

>>212800901
It’s okay to be wrong sometimes

>>212795185 (OP)
>Oh Sammy me beauty, I like the heft of your jib. Oh dear, I'm going all boogie-woogie... downstairs.

>>212801712
Last place where I was expecting to see a Thick of It reference desu

Getting broken this badly by the creator of Disney Junior's 'Puppy Dog Pals' shows that Sam has really lost all of his edge. The last couple years of surrounding himself with dopehead wigger yes-men and playing e-dad to parasocial zoomer losers hasnt been good for him or his comedy

remember when harland rizzed the fuck out of some bimbo and had her dripping on her own podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX9YnhRJLB4

>>212795334
christmas example

>>212802360
He fucked Madonna, not surprised

>>212795238
It's called a bit. Harland was in on the whole thing from the very beginning.

>>212795552
How many underaged girls has Sam fucked

I held on top hope that it would be less pathetic if I watched the whole episode, but it was actually so much worse

how does mr 'legalize comedy' get so shook by a wacky comedian to the point of actually sperging the fuck out like an angry child. the rest of the episode with him awkwardly stuck there was even worse holy fuck

>>212799364
is sam getting a bald spot

Sam beating a 62 year old man half to death: https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4?si=8oZ7q5ZHFZe-DZm6

57 seconds of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>212798878
Sam Hyde beating a 62 year old man half to death who is a famous comedian because he got trolled by the guy on the guys podcast

Warning extremely disturbing content: Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>212796605
meds