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Anonymous No.212796324 >>212796373 >>212796452 >>212796462 >>212796691 >>212796715 >>212797215 >>212797809 >>212798022 >>212798985 >>212799074 >>212799165 >>212799353 >>212799914 >>212800690 >>212800913 >>212801908 >>212802551
>Everything's changed. Men fall from the sky, the gods hurl thunderbolts, innocents die. That's how it starts, sir. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men... cruel.
Why can I remember this so clearly, but every line of dialogue in the new Superman washes over my like water off a duck's back? Why did they make Superman into such a mediocre, forgettable film? What was the plan? To make infantile films for an infantile time?
Anonymous No.212796373 >>212796482 >>212801553 >>212801764
>>212796324 (OP)
>washes over my like water off

I'm sorry but I don't speak jeet
Anonymous No.212796452 >>212796482
>>212796324 (OP)
>I'm a punkrocker, faggot!
Remember that line Pajeet.
Anonymous No.212796462
>>212796324 (OP)
You're a mentally ill brown manchild whos self worth is tied up in a consolwar over capeshit.
Anonymous No.212796482
>>212796373
>>212796452
>reddit downvote
Anonymous No.212796574 >>212796659
Snyder fags think his aping of better works without adding anything new equals substance
Anonymous No.212796659 >>212796846 >>212800157 >>212800774
>>212796574
Snyder put forth a better "Superman Question" for the trilogy than any other Superman film. Where his very existence would be a geopolitical nightmare.
Anonymous No.212796691 >>212796847
>>212796324 (OP)
A better comparison would be something from Man of Steel or that's said by or said to Clark/Superman, and not a line from the Batman side of BvS
Anonymous No.212796715
>>212796324 (OP)
Be kind
Anonymous No.212796846 >>212797131 >>212797218 >>212799718
>>212796659
It's a setup with no payoff, where the rationale for
>stop, invincible son
Is that "The world isn't ready for Superman," but then everything is subsumed by an alien invasion and we're never really shown what them becoming ready for him, or adjusting to him, would look like
Anonymous No.212796847
>>212796691
Nah, because Superman is primarily interesting in how others are defined by him, not by himself.
Anonymous No.212797131
>>212796846
That's because it sets up BvS and Clark's hesitation to be a global icon. That's the major gripe I do hear and read about people on Snyder Superman in that Superman should never doubt being Superman, he's not allowed to have a self-identity crisis.
Anonymous No.212797215
>>212796324 (OP)
>? Why did they make Superman into such a mediocre, forgettable film?
I hste Snyder, but I admit he tried to create MYTH.
Gunn just create MEME.
Anonymous No.212797218 >>212797252 >>212799116
>>212796846
The ultimate payoff to the Superman Question is Justice League. It's people realizing that the entire game has changed for humanity and that they are stronger forces out there that humanity is barely equipped to manage, which is where Superman or in a broader sense "metahumans" come about. In Snyder's films, Superman was the official debut for metahumans and people realizing globally that they exist.
Anonymous No.212797252
>>212797218
>they are
there are*
Anonymous No.212797673
I'm thankful that children today have a superman who actually helps people and animals who are in danger.
Anonymous No.212797755 >>212798089
I would feel uncomfortable showing my family Man of Steel and telling them it's a Superman movie. They would think about the retarded dialogue like "Maybe let those kids die" or the "Stop, my invincible son" moment.

I would feel pretty good about showing people in my family Superman '25. It hits all the Superman notes and is inoffensive.
Anonymous No.212797809
>>212796324 (OP)
crazy to think superman will never be this kino again
Anonymous No.212798022
>>212796324 (OP)
>Why can I remember this so clearly
cause you're autistic and keeps watching this dreck
Anonymous No.212798089 >>212798397 >>212799241
>>212797755
>I would feel pretty good about showing people in my family Superman '25. It hits all the Superman notes and is inoffensive.
It's also completely forgettable. It's like showing them the Star Wars Sequels instead of starting with the Prequels. Do you want CINEMA or an American cartoon where all the bad guys have parachutes and nobody dies?
Anonymous No.212798397 >>212798668
>>212798089
The only people that die in Man of Steel are the ones killed by Superman
Anonymous No.212798578 >>212798635 >>212798862
Between injustice and sneeder i wonder who did more damage to dc characters in the mainstream.
The fact that people unironically think Superman is a god first lmao
Sneeder magnum opus by the way
Anonymous No.212798635
>>212798578
>The fact that people unironically think Superman is a god first
Donner understood this. Lester didn't vibe with it.
Anonymous No.212798668 >>212800413
>>212798397
Why would you lie like that?
Anonymous No.212798739
Snyder made Superman too dark. Cavill did his best to make him a kind person, but the script was shit
Anonymous No.212798862 >>212799101
>>212798578
But... the whole point of the Snyder's trilogy is that Superrman is not a godlike being. Hell, the BvS movie literally tells you this.
Anonymous No.212798985 >>212799022 >>212799067 >>212804820
>>212796324 (OP)
hey buddy. only English here
Anonymous No.212799022 >>212799037
>>212798985
Something feels very off. Like i am seeing something made by an AI.
Anonymous No.212799037 >>212799062 >>212799067
>>212799022
what do you mean?
Anonymous No.212799062 >>212799102
>>212799037
The face, the hair, the costume. Feels off.
Anonymous No.212799067
>>212798985
>>212799037
this suit unironically looks so good black and grey
Anonymous No.212799074
>>212796324 (OP)
Just because you happen to suck cock by choice doesn't mean everyone does.
Anonymous No.212799101 >>212799205
>>212798862
snyder literally called clark the alter ego and superman the real person you tardo. Sneeder was literally cosplaying as Lex and sometimes Manchester Black.
Anonymous No.212799102 >>212799183
>>212799062
yeah i get a weird uncanny valley effect from this new superman, i didn't feel it watching the film but when i look at stills of him i feel strange
Anonymous No.212799116
>>212797218
Also, that metahumans are in the cosmic sense descended from god-like beings. In the flashback to Darkseid's first arrival, we see what look like Olympian gods.

Also, i remember someone mentioning the theory that all the humanoid species, the Kryptonians, the Atlantians, the Amazonians, and the Humans, are all human-looking and able to interbreed because they are all descendants of the same common ancestors species.
Anonymous No.212799165
>>212796324 (OP)
>What was the plan? To make infantile films for an infantile time?
Yes but this also includes Snyder's slop, Durgesh.
Anonymous No.212799183 >>212799268 >>212803133
>>212799102
It's because he's ugly.
Anonymous No.212799205
>>212799101
>snyder literally called clark the alter ego and superman the real person you tardo.
Post the source because i know you're lying.

Snyder's effort was to show Superman as a human being first. This person who's just a guy and thus doesn't know all the answers nor isn't perfect. He can't be at two places at the same time, he can't save everyone, and he is bound to make mistakes.
The problem is that everyone created this image of him in their heads even without knowing him and are making a mess out of things. They see what they want to see.
Snyder's Superman is the most human and flawed Superman there could be.
Anonymous No.212799241
>>212798089
If I want CINEMA I'm not gonna watch Man of Steel lmao
Anonymous No.212799268 >>212799524
>>212799183
No, i don't think so.
I was okay with the actor from the recent show and that guy isn't any model.
I think the problem is the visual clash where they want to make you remember of the classic Superman, of the 70s Superman, but at the same time you've this costume with the basketball texture and full of random lines straight from the MCU that isn't even form fitting. The hairdo also doesn't help.

What i mean to say is that it feels fake, feels inauthentic.
Anonymous No.212799353
>>212796324 (OP)
I can't wait until F4 releases so we can stop talking about this movie.
Anonymous No.212799524 >>212799684
>>212799268
i agree but i don't mind the lack of form fitting, muscle padding is dogshit, affleck looked stupid, form fit sure but no muscle padding, this looks good around the arms
Anonymous No.212799684 >>212799742
>>212799524
The problem here are the random lines. They are there to mimic the muscle areas and fit better on a muscled body. So if you're going to add those awful, distracting lines you might as well have the costume fit the actor's body and be tight enough.

Now if you wanted a looser costume, why not just go with simple cloth and have it be loose on the actor's body? It would have worked so much better visually. It would give this simple and chill vibe.

But having such a manufactured looking costume full of those professional texture and those lines meant to better fit an athlete's body, and make it all baggy and loose just creates this visual clash that tells your eyes that something is off. Like a cosplayer buying a brand-designed cosplay from Amazon that just doesn't fit the cosplayer's body the same way it did the actual actor's body in the movie.
Anonymous No.212799718 >>212799778
>>212796846
>It's a setup with no payoff, where the rationale for
What the fuck are you talking about the entire payoff is the formation of the Justice League
Anonymous No.212799742 >>212799796
>>212799684
yeah, and ma kent is the one who made it in this universe? which would make sense why it looks like cosplay but then why does Kara have an identical suit? only heres looks less baggy
Anonymous No.212799778 >>212800654
>>212799718
>formation of the Justice League
that only came into existence because he fucking died in his second film (half his film)

and they were useless without him and had to bring him back
Anonymous No.212799796 >>212799872
>>212799742
Ma Kent made this? That can't be possible. Does she work for Nike in this universe? This looks professionally made, as in a factory, using a design made by think-heads researching hard into aerodynamics, and sweat, and shit like that.
Anonymous No.212799872
>>212799796
i dunno, i read somewhere on twitter and it had a link to a james gunn thing, i obviously didn't click it and kept scrolling, i don't remember anything in the film implying she made the costume, she knows how to clean it i guess.

now i'm just looking at the super girl suit, and it's fitted so i don't get why superman's suit isn't as fitted
Anonymous No.212799914
>>212796324 (OP)
James Gunn isn't Chris Terrio.
Anonymous No.212800157
>>212796659
>Snyder put forth a better "Superman Question" for the trilogy than any other Superman film. Where his very existence would be a geopolitical nightmare.
Every edgy 14-year-old has thought of this and indeed many Superman comics tackle this very subject. Execution is everything.
Anonymous No.212800395 >>212800454 >>212800662
lol lmao even
>Sneeder cares about his human part guise!
Anonymous No.212800413
>>212798668
That is literally what my family thought when they saw the movie
Anonymous No.212800454 >>212801304
>>212800395
this kind of imagery with superman has always bothered me
Anonymous No.212800536 >>212800604 >>212801772 >>212801879 >>212801893
BRAVO SNEEDER
Anonymous No.212800604
>>212800536
compare this to when superman knocks the kaiju off his feet and flies behind it to stop it from falling on the buildings next to it lol
Anonymous No.212800654 >>212800786 >>212800895
>>212799778
Superman saving the world by himself in a messy way, Waller testing Task Force X/Suicide Squad as a backup plan, Batman and WW's different perspective on being a hero to mankind, all led to forming the Justice League. If it wasn't clear to you, then blame WB for fucking up the storyline with rushed rewrites and hiring Whedon and Geoff Johns
Anonymous No.212800662 >>212800928
>>212800395
That is in the montage that ends with a guy pretty much saying what this version is all about.

>β€œThe fact is, maybe he's not some sort of devil or Jesus character. Maybe he's just a guy trying to do the right thing."
Anonymous No.212800689
Don't worry. James Gunn will only greenlight new DC movies if the script is good. Did his Superman film have easily the worst script of any Superman film, including but not limited to Superman IV? Yes. But he's James Gunn. He can do no wrong.
Anonymous No.212800690 >>212800857
>>212796324 (OP)
They want the Marvel formula. Content over cinema.
Vishnu's Curse !!lRa4AtQmW3b No.212800725
Vishnu will remain cursed for ten-thousand years.
Anonymous No.212800774 >>212800805 >>212800852
>>212796659
This from the man who changed the ending of Watchmen without considering the geopolitical nightmare it would create.
Anonymous No.212800786
>>212800654
>then blame WB for fucking up the storyline with rushed rewrites and hiring Whedon and Geoff Johns
i do, and i balme zack snyder, henry is ok tho
Anonymous No.212800805
>>212800774
David Hayter?
Anonymous No.212800852
>>212800774
Are you referring to the vastly superior film ending of Watchmen? (Which Snyder didn't write.)
Anonymous No.212800857 >>212800972
>>212800690
>cinema.
like rebel slop? that EPIC samurai/space opera that not even the biggest cultist are trying to defend?
Anonymous No.212800888 >>212800961 >>212801071 >>212801104 >>212801112 >>212801150 >>212801188 >>212801271
C'mon. Say an iconic line from the new movie. If the movie is that good there got to be a few lines that stuck to your mind.
Anonymous No.212800895 >>212801344
>>212800654
Superman started out fucked up in MoS. There was no going back from Superman literally letting his own father die in a random category 5 hurricane touching down in a buttfuck nowhere highway in Kansas. Seriously, what the fuck was that thing? Nobody ever mentions that. It was like some sort of War of the Worlds thing and it turns out Snyder was calling it just a standard ass hurricane that could've happened anywhere. I am losing my mind thinking about all the retarded shit in this movie. Superman's family drove straight into it. Holy fuck
Anonymous No.212800913
>>212796324 (OP)
Snyderverse is fucking dead.
Shut the fuck up and get over it already.
Anonymous No.212800928 >>212800970
>>212800662
the entire plan of snyder was to kill the idea of superman.
Dude was created to die forever in his dogshit universe. He wanted Bruce to impregnate Lois because his only ideas are copying Excalibur ideas.
Anonymous No.212800961
>>212800888
Anonymous No.212800970 >>212801029 >>212801433
>>212800928
>the entire plan of snyder was to kill the idea of superman.
That doesn't seem to be the case, mate.
Anonymous No.212800972
>>212800857
Rebel Moon for all its problems isn't generic content. It's a creative misfire with a lot of passion behind it. It's more Megalopolis than The Gray Man.
Vishnu's Curse !!lRa4AtQmW3b No.212801012
Vishnu is still cursed for ten-thousand years. Posting on /tv/ will not change India's concurrent suffering.
Anonymous No.212801029 >>212801225
>>212800970
My God, what we could have had. It was so epic and beautiful. Those fucking morons at Warner Bros stole this from us when they fired Snyder and butchered his movie.
Anonymous No.212801071 >>212801191 >>212801248 >>212801255
>>212800888
I'm as human as anyone. I love, I get scared. I wake up every morning and despite not knowing what to do, I put one foot in front of the other and I try to make the best choices I can. I screw up all the time, but that is being human and that's my greatest strength
Anonymous No.212801104 >>212801191 >>212801219 >>212801345 >>212804860
>>212800888
>Hey buddy, eyes up here.
>Darn it, I can be such a jerk sometimes.
>I don't need your help, I'm goddamn Mister Terrific.
>Good luck with that.
>Kindness is punk rock.
>Parents aren't for tellin' their children who they're supposed to be. We are here to give y'all tools to help you make fools of yourselves all on your own.
>I'm aware that envy consumes my every waking moment!
>Yeah, he's not even a very good one. But he's out there alone, and probably scared
Anonymous No.212801112 >>212801191
>>212800888
Your choices, your actions, that's what makes you who you are
Anonymous No.212801150 >>212801191 >>212801279
>>212800888
>my envy is a calling, it is the sole hope for humanity, because it is what has driven me to annihilating you! 1A! 1A! 1A
Anonymous No.212801188 >>212801219 >>212802119
>>212800888
>You think everything and everyone is beautiful.
>Maybe that's the real punk rock.
Anonymous No.212801191 >>212801298 >>212801322
>>212801071
>>212801104
>>212801112
>>212801150
Man, these are all bad.
Anonymous No.212801219 >>212801315 >>212801970
>>212801104
>>212801188
What's with the punk rock thing?
Anonymous No.212801225 >>212801475
>>212801029
>It was so epic and beautiful
no fucking way this trannoid is a legit sneeder cultist LMAOOOOOOOOO
sooo ebbin riddler kills himself because he found the eqution solution - soo deep bro for mature people like myself
Anonymous No.212801248
>>212801071
Kudos anon, but fuck that monologue sucked so much. It felt like rehearsed speech instead of a spur of the moment reflection. It felt completely wrong for him to talk like that in the middle of a confrontation with Lex. Then they undercut the whole thing by having Krypto attack Lex. If Snyder was in charge, Lex would have had a counterargument, something to deflate Superman's feel-good bullshit a little bit. But Gunn thinks he can sidestep all the thematic holes he's creating the same way he can evacuate a city of millions in 5 minutes so nobody dies. Compare that Saturday Morning platitude to the existential doubt of Snyder Superman:
>All this time I've been living my life the way my father saw it. Righting wrongs for a ghost, thinking I'm here to do good. Superman was never real. Just the dream of a farmer from Kansas.
This entirely film feels like a Reddit nerd writing a seething post about how BvS was wrong. Overly verbose (Superman talks WAY, WAY too much, yet very little he says is memorable) and determined to ground Superman in the pedestrian, in the mediocre.
Anonymous No.212801255 >>212801429
>>212801071
Moment undercut immediately by that nigger Krypto
Anonymous No.212801271 >>212801285 >>212801403 >>212801611
>>212800888
Bro I can't think of any from MoS
Anonymous No.212801279
>>212801150
that entire thing represents lex like perfection
a lot of people seems to think he unironically cares about humanity more than to prove a point because in his mind superman = bad is the only truth.
Anonymous No.212801285
>>212801271
STOP MY INVINCIBLE SON
Anonymous No.212801298
>>212801191
>tell me some quotes!
>nooooo not those quotes!
Anonymous No.212801304 >>212801375 >>212801431 >>212801486 >>212801635
>>212800454
I guess Alex Ross is also a hack that doesn't understand Superman.
Anonymous No.212801315 >>212801357 >>212801424 >>212801662
>>212801219
being punkrock means not selling out, not conforming to norms or mainstream, being rebellious

it's Gunn's tongue and cheek way of saying his superman will not be cynical, jaded, nihilistic about the world, he will be kind, he will be naive, even gullable because he wants to see the best in people, today people see these things as "being weak" or not worth it. He's not making an evil superman, or a realistic superman, or a god superman or another fucking homelander, he's making superman
Anonymous No.212801322
>>212801191
1A is fucking hilarious if you're into fighting game shit, superman deliberately being a dork doesnt make his lines much better though.
Anonymous No.212801344 >>212801639
>>212800895
>hurricane
>Kansas
Anon, I.... have bad news...
Anonymous No.212801345
>>212801104
>>Yeah, he's not even a very good one. But he's out there alone, and probably scared
pure superman, favorite quote
Anonymous No.212801357 >>212804924
>>212801315
>being punkrock means not selling out, not conforming to norms or mainstream, being rebellious
Punk rock is the most manufactured bullshit genre there is. Bunch of posers and sellout.
Anonymous No.212801375 >>212801500
>>212801304
your mainline superman
shouldn't be kingdom come superman
Anonymous No.212801403
>>212801271
>should i just them die
>mayhaps
Anonymous No.212801424 >>212801513 >>212801554 >>212801594
>>212801315
But isn't that completely undermined in a movie that ends with all the bad guys dead in convenient ways, be it because the other heroes kill them in entertaining ways or because of ex machima bullshit like a black hole? It's like Superman doesn't have to dirty his hands or deal with the unintended consequences of his naivety/kindness because there is always someone to clean up after him or do the dirty did for him.

Kinda artificial and cynical, isn't it?
Anonymous No.212801429 >>212801982
>>212801255
Die mad about it
Anonymous No.212801431 >>212801460
>>212801304
>why yes i am going to use imagery without the meaning and context behind it
the Sneeder special , just look at what he did to watchmen lmao
Anonymous No.212801433
>>212800970
Anonymous No.212801460 >>212801520
>>212801431
Tell that to Ross, he loves BvS.
Anonymous No.212801475
>>212801225
>sooo ebbin riddler kills himself because he found the eqution solution
I'm curious what your issue with that was.
Anonymous No.212801486 >>212801502 >>212801556
>>212801304
You think this makes the movie good?
Anonymous No.212801500 >>212801543 >>212801566 >>212801867
>>212801375
>mainline superman
You have MCU brain rot. These characters are supposed to be reinterpreted and re imagined constantly, especially when translating them into an entire different medium.
But I understand manchildren just want the cartoons they grew up with to be regurgitated into live action. God forbid anyone try to elevate the material into actual art.
Anonymous No.212801502 >>212801692
>>212801486
Yes, pure mood.
Anonymous No.212801513 >>212801724
>>212801424
>with all the bad guys dead in convenient ways
the raptors are all seen on the floor grumbling like they have tummy aches so not dead, and the engineer is alive, ultraman is an almost mindless clone that superman tried to reason with, we don't know if he's dead, he's apparently stronger than superman so he should be able to survive wherever it takes him so i don't see your point
Anonymous No.212801520 >>212801544
>>212801460
good for him i guess? that still misses the point
Anonymous No.212801543 >>212801675
>>212801500
>God forbid anyone try to elevate the material into actual art.
it's comic books man
Anonymous No.212801544 >>212801689
>>212801520
Misses what point? That Ross, the one that drew and wrote that comic, loved BvS, and felt no issue with that movie, in regards of adapting his comic visually?
Anonymous No.212801553
>>212796373
FPBP
OP BTFO
Anonymous No.212801554 >>212801585
>>212801424
>It's like Superman doesn't have to dirty his hands
Oh shit bro you figured it out that's wild it took an internet discussion but at least you got there.
Anonymous No.212801556
>>212801486
>YOU THINK A VISUAL MEDIUM HAVING GOOD VISUALS MAKES IT GOOD?!?!?!?!
Sorry that we have standards and don't like the current Superman movie looking like a car commercial
Anonymous No.212801566
>>212801500
dubs of truth
Superman Jesus metaphor >> (((Secular))) Superman
Anonymous No.212801585
>>212801554
That's okay, though, the other heroes are there to kill the baddies for him, so he doesn't feel bad in anyway. And he gets to be called a bitch constantly. Very reaffirming and punk rock.
Anonymous No.212801594 >>212801621
>>212801424
>Superman doesn't have to dirty his hands or deal with the unintended consequences of his naivety/kindness
but doesn't the whole drama with borravia that Lois tans his hide over kind of defeats everything you are saying? she grills him on this and how he had netenyahu sitting on a cactus for invading palesttine or whatever the fuck
Anonymous No.212801611 >>212801743
>>212801271
>A good death is its own reward.
>Where did you train? ON A FARM!
>I have travelled across an ocean of stars to reach you.
>You can save her, you can save all of them.
>Goodbye my son. Our hopes and dreams travel with you.
>We have had a child. A boy child. Kypton's first natural birth in centuries. And he will be free.
>I WILL FIND HIM!
>Can't I keep pretending I'm your son? You are my son.
>YOU THINK YOU CAN THREATEN MY MOTHER!
>THEY WILL RUN BEHIND YOU, THEY WILL STUMBLE, THEY WILL FALL. BUT IN TIME, THEY WILL JOIN YOU IN THE SUN. IN TIME, YOU WILL HELP THEM ACCOMPLISH WONDERS.
>IF YOU LOVE THESE PEOPLE... SO MUCH... YOU CAN MOURN FOR THEM!
Holy fuck the music, the visuals, the dialogue. What a masterpiece. What garbage Gunn's film is compared to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-dl3mDidys
Anonymous No.212801621 >>212801695
>>212801594
And then that shit gets resolved by others, and that's that.
Anonymous No.212801635 >>212801826 >>212803079
>>212801304
>reminder Superman doesn't get a single line of dialogue in that hearing
Anonymous No.212801639 >>212801954
>>212801344
>category 5
>doesn't know what that means
Anonymous No.212801662 >>212801786
>>212801315
>being punkrock means not selling out, not conforming to norms or mainstream, being rebellious
But this movie is mainstream and normie and generic as fuck. What is he talking about? It's no different to something like Blue Beetle.
Anonymous No.212801675
>>212801543
It's mythology whether you like it or not. It's obvious from these never ending fanboy wars that people treat these characters like literal religious icons, even the supposed secularists. Snyder was the only one bold enough to actually confront this fact head on. You're also probably too young to remember, but before the MCU turned these movies into assembly line slop, they looked and felt like actual CINEMA and not shitty TV shows.
Anonymous No.212801689 >>212801755
>>212801544
Dude can like the movie for all i care , the context between those scenes in KC/BvS are absolute different. Again sneeder misses the point here so bad just like he did with watchmen and TDK
Anonymous No.212801692
>>212801502
Oh shit you really are indian..
Anonymous No.212801695
>>212801621
yeah i would've liked more consequences to superman's goodness and naive nature but i don't mind the idea of him inspiring the temu justice league to get off their asses while he's busy saving the planet
Anonymous No.212801724 >>212801973
>>212801513
>the raptors are all seen on the floor grumbling like they have tummy aches so not dead
That isn't helping your argument. That contrived bullshit just makes it worse. Superman never has to face consequences for anything because it's all just contrived bullshit where he never has to make hard choices or kill. It's autistic manchild nerd writing. The same kind of thing that gave us The Batman where Batman causes a multicar exploding pileup, but don't worry, MUH ONE RULE.
Anonymous No.212801743 >>212801830
>>212801611
>only line from superman here is a short line of him yelling while punching someone

kek
Anonymous No.212801755
>>212801689
>the context between those scenes in KC/BvS are absolute different.
You motherfucking retard, that isn't Kingdom Come. That is Peace on Earth. You don't even know the goddamn comic you're trying to use to criticize the movie for "getting it wrong". What a stupid autist.
Anonymous No.212801764
>>212796373
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Sick to death of this jeetspam
Anonymous No.212801772
>>212800536
its just an empty parking lot chuddy
Anonymous No.212801786 >>212801883
>>212801662
evil/nihilistic superman has ruled the 2010 era

and our culture is fueled by influencers, and political pundits getting us to hate people and to not trust anyone or anything
Anonymous No.212801826 >>212801921 >>212801930
>>212801635
Zack Snyder is a Paul W.S. Anderson fan (which is ironic because he's the modern Richard Lester) but regardless Anderson really likes the idea of characters who don't talk much. You feel a lot of influence of that in BvS, a film that copies multiple shots from Alien vs. Predator and Resident Evil 5.
Anonymous No.212801830 >>212801950
>>212801743
Sometimes less is more. Not everyone wants to watch an emasculated Superman whining about his feelings like a teenager.
Anonymous No.212801867 >>212802030
>>212801500
>elevate the material into actual art.
where? everything that provokes an emotion is art
putting a banana in the wall with a tape its consider art.
There is no difference bebtween marvel slop and sneeder pretentious slop. Just accept you are an edgy faggot that unironically think injustice is the pinacle of superheroes.
Anonymous No.212801879 >>212801909
>>212800536
lol I forgot the whole garage comes down after the explosion
Anonymous No.212801883 >>212802117
>>212801786
>and our culture is fueled by influencers, and political pundits getting us to hate people and to not trust anyone or anything
Wasn't that literally the plot of BvS? How is Gunn's kiddie-pool deep version of that where everyone hate Superman out of nowhere and then loves him again 30 minutes later better?
Anonymous No.212801893
>>212800536
Fuck them garages. Do you know how much they charge per hour?
Anonymous No.212801908 >>212801991
>>212796324 (OP)
You're such an autistic loser.
>washes over my like water off a duck's back?
You're so brown.
Anonymous No.212801909 >>212802069
>>212801879
Why would you forget that, and why are you weirdly talking like it's a bad thing?
Anonymous No.212801921
>>212801826
i'm sorry, for a second i thought you meant snyder was a paul thomas anderson fan and i had a aneurism
Anonymous No.212801930
>>212801826
This guys had such a great career before the Resident Evil movies. Was Mila's puss worthy?
Anonymous No.212801950 >>212802068
>>212801830
you don't want superman at all
Anonymous No.212801954 >>212802228
>>212801639
It wasn't a category 5 hurricane you fucking inbred retard.
It was a goddamn tornado you stupid fucking dipshit. Holy fuck the arrogance coupled with the retardation.
Anonymous No.212801970
>>212801219
In a world where outrage farming is the primary way people consume media, kindness becomes an act of fighting the system
Anonymous No.212801973 >>212802465
>>212801724
Why are the same people complaining that superman is too weak also complaining that he's actually strong enough to hold back at whim to incapacitate people he doesn't want to kill. The only thing he genuinely struggles against is ultraman in the movie, with the kaiju being a matter or logistics of safely incapacitating something that big before justice "gang" proceed to struggle to kill it.
Anonymous No.212801982
>>212801429
>Die mad
tranny or zoomer detected, go back to xitter, nigger.
Anonymous No.212801991 >>212802034
>>212801908
Water off a duck's back is not an Indian idiom. It's a British/Anglo thing. Ducks have waxy feathers so when you spray them with water, everything slides off. Aptly describes the experience of watching Suicide Squad 2021 or Superman 2025. A bunch of things happen, it's all so bland and generic and nothing sticks in the mind. It slides over you instead of soaking in. You walk out of the theater thinking about what a nothing of a movie you just saw.
Anonymous No.212802030
>>212801867
>putting a banana in the wall with a tape its consider art.
Fuck off with that post modern nonsense lmao. Where's that retard that made the thread earlier claiming that post modernists hate the new Superman?
>Just accept you are an edgy faggot that unironically think injustice is the pinacle of superheroes.
Never played injustice. I'm sorry you can't handle any sort of gravitas or stakes in your cape flicks. Hope you enjoy your live action cartoons.
Anonymous No.212802034
>>212801991
Watching The Suicide Squad was like having a constant sense of deja vu like i had already seen that movie. First i thought because the movie was sort of trying to parody/criticize those 80s action movies like Rambo and Commando, but then i realized the reason why... most of the "gag" scenes were lifted straight from the Deadpool movies.
Anonymous No.212802068
>>212801950
Sure I do. I just don't want YOUR preferred version of Superman. Get how this works yet?
Anonymous No.212802069 >>212802224
>>212801909
> Why would you forget that, and why are you weirdly talking like it's a bad thing?
I don’t rewatch shit movies, and I like Superman trying to prevent unnecessary damage to the city and world he swore to protect
Anonymous No.212802117 >>212802253 >>212802491
>>212801883
yeah but the difference is that superman rises above it, whether he's going through a media crisis, a romance crisis, a identity crisis, he still chooses to do the right thing because it's who he is.
his father John, has to remind him that what he wanted that message from JorEl to mean is more important that what it said, Superman is who he is because he chooses to be, not because he was destined to be.

Snyder's superman is indecisive throughought almost the entire film, regularly has to be talked into doing the right thing like turning himself in, by a priest, saving people by the ghost of his father or by a ghost of his biological father
>im not sure humanity deserves it, can be trusted
>no one stays good in this world
and even when he chooses to do the right thing it's mostly cause of Lois Lane, he even TURNS FUCKING EVIL BECAUSE DARKSEID KILLS HER.

meanwhile Superman is going through what is basically a breakup and still having faith in humanity and turning himself in to save a fucking dog
Anonymous No.212802119
>>212801188
this can’t be real
Anonymous No.212802224
>>212802069
>prevent unnecessary damage to the city and world he swore to protect
NONON you don't get it
Sneeder superman was going to be like that but only at the last 10 min of the last movie , you know , hero's path and that aka KINOOO!!!
Anonymous No.212802228
>>212801954
It was SUPPOSED to be a hurricane. It was a literal category 5 with how it looked in the film, you stupid Snyderfag retard
Anonymous No.212802253 >>212802327 >>212802371 >>212802405
>>212802117
>Snyder's superman is indecisive throughought almost the entire film, regularly has to be talked into doing the right thing like turning himself in, by a priest, saving people by the ghost of his father or by a ghost of his biological father
>>im not sure humanity deserves it, can be trusted
>>no one stays good in this world
>and even when he chooses to do the right thing it's mostly cause of Lois Lane, he even TURNS FUCKING EVIL BECAUSE DARKSEID KILLS HER.
That's called having a moment of doubt or personal crisis, and it always ends with Clark doing some soul searching and rising above it. It's just that in the Snyder's movies Superman is more affected by things, as a realistic person, and the situation is allowed to play itself.

In the new movie things just get resolved instantly. Just because.
Anonymous No.212802327 >>212802347
>>212802253
>called having a moment of doubt
nigga
Anonymous No.212802347 >>212802423 >>212802578
>>212802327
That's Superman after losing Lois and being infected by the Anti-Life Equation, that strips someone of their free will.
Anonymous No.212802371 >>212802390
>>212802253
>Just because.
I can tell your parent walked out on you.
Anonymous No.212802390 >>212802458 >>212802475
>>212802371
People go from hating Superman to loving Superman at the drop of a hat in the movie.
Anonymous No.212802405
>>212802253
his whole character is a moment of doubt
Anonymous No.212802423
>>212802347
Anonymous No.212802458 >>212802483
>>212802390
The hate is literally generated by a bunch of monkeys.
Anonymous No.212802465 >>212803049
>>212801973
>Why are the same people complaining that superman is too weak also complaining that he's actually strong enough to hold back at whim to incapacitate people he doesn't want to kill.
He doesn't hold back, though. The films just pulls "rubber explosions" over and over and cuts to shots of people completely unharmed so manchildren can feel good and we can sigh because these movies used to be made for adults.
Anonymous No.212802475
>>212802390
Gunn is clearly making a statement on how people’s social media habits. Our society has become extremely fickle.
Anonymous No.212802483 >>212802555
>>212802458
Were the people throwing shit at him after he just saved them monkeys in disguise?
Anonymous No.212802491
>>212802117
>and even when he chooses to do the right thing it's mostly cause of Lois Lane, he even TURNS FUCKING EVIL BECAUSE DARKSEID KILLS HER.
To be clear, it's because muh anti-life equation. That old chestnut.
Anonymous No.212802551
>>212796324 (OP)
>"Hey! Eyes up here!"
>"He's probably cold and alone"
By the way that was a phrased by Alfred to Batman. It's not even in the superman movie
Anonymous No.212802555
>>212802483
Knowing Lex, it could be lmao. Beside, people aren't hivemind. Some random jeet got killed because he still sided with Superman.
Anonymous No.212802578 >>212802666
>>212802347
I’m supposed to believe that if Lois died this guy wouldn’t give up on humanity????

He literally tried to kill people when he came back from the dead and was only stopped by Lois
Anonymous No.212802666 >>212802860
>>212802578
He had no fucking memories.
And the whole thing with Darkseid was to build upon the idea of free will vs mind control/no will. This goes back to MoS and Zod.
Darkseid wants to control everyone and everything. He wants to strip people of their free will and turn them into automatons. He preys on emotional weakness and trauma. Superman would be a victim in a moment of vulnerability, but then would be helped to regain his will and would then fight the representation of oppression and control as the champion of free will.

That was essentially Snyder's thesis on American and its greatest virtue: freedom.
Anonymous No.212802860 >>212802910
>>212802666
Jesus Christ
Anonymous No.212802910 >>212803061
>>212802860
You'd have Superman leading soldiers, cops, old ladies carrying riffles. It'd be American as fuck. Superman just leading this huge army against literal zombies. Everyone armed to their teeth exploding zombies heads and shit.
Anonymous No.212803034
>American and its greatest virtue: freedom
WHEEZE
You guys can't even drink until 21.
Anonymous No.212803049
>>212802465
I know the exact scene you mean and agree it was shit, takes you out of the film because you can hear gunn whip out a megaphone and say "LOOK THIS SUPERMAN SAVES PEOPLE, DOESN"T SNYDERMAN SUCK" when the film otherwise does a kind superman very sincerely.
That said, it doesn't change the fact that superman emasculated in this movie but just up against superman with retard strength.
Anonymous No.212803061 >>212803163
>>212802910
Anonymous No.212803079
>>212801635
Well yeah, it’s called a hearing, not a speaking
Anonymous No.212803133
>>212799183
It’s because he’s jewish
Anonymous No.212803163
>>212803061
What's wrong with you? You don't want to see soldiers, paramedics, cops, old people, all armed and killing aliens? It'd be like the old Transformers movies. And above them all there is Superman just wrecking shit and killing aliens by the score. Everything this huge mayhem. Maybe even have someone on a speaker blowing the something patriotic.
Anonymous No.212804820
>>212798985
they can't afford glue or double stitching on krypton?
Anonymous No.212804860
>>212801104
i watched the movie yesterday and i don't remember anything except the goddamn mister terrific coz it made me think gunn is probably an atheist
Anonymous No.212804924
>>212801357
i think that is also part of the joke, gunn is very meta humor oriented.
there's always 2 layers to his movies, the "sincere way" aka movie for retard normies and then the "cynical meta" aka the way gunn actually thinks.
people who think the punk rock reference is an unironic phrase are the ones gunn is dunking on - it's like a big joke to him.
the guy who was making pedo jokes and shooting low budget funnies with pornstars is in charge of superman - no way gunn would let superman just be a sincere movie.
same reason he put guy gardner in there