The whole woodpiles getting down /tv/ you in?

iron up

Mister Hickey is en route

>>212799548 (OP)

>we need a real heavyweight
>sir, she's already here

>>212799548 (OP)
>>212799589
TIME TO IRON UP

>>212801240
Roll

>>212801240
Rollin

>>212801269
Time to get your hands dirty.

>>212800547
better version

>>212801240
lets go

>>212801327
damn it

>>212801327
>>212801353
GET THIS LAME AWAY FROM ME

>>212801240
I'm ready to put in work

>>212801240
COME ON 55

>>212801240
BURN local

>>212801240
two 5's

>>212801240
Rollin

Shotcaller posting without Big B?

>>212801269
It’s fucking over

>>212801240
big call no whammy

>>212801240
I hold the keys to this thread, lames.

>>212799548 (OP)
only a select few are allowed to post ITT

None of you in this thread actually work out though and would crumble day 1

>>212801240
>33
>Shot Caller
what did he mean by this?
roll anyway

>>212802683
Keep your ink clean, anon. That way we lull jannies to sleep.

>>212802721
Get this wood away from me!!!

>>212802721
get this lame away from me

The Jannies think they have us banned, but they're wrong. Dead wrong.

>>212802721
Do we have a problem here?

-212801240
thread ruined. you're greenlit fag

>>212802810
>>212802818
>>212802955
You can only respond with these dumb fucking memes because you know you would never be able to last a day there without shitting yourself in fact youd probably smear poo all over yourself

>>212801240
looking for lame fish myself

>>212802893
Threads like these. They’re designed to break guys like us. But we know better. The strongest tool anon has in a thread like this?…is his dubs.

>>212802721
jokes on you fag I can bench press 135 lbs

Honestly? I just don't feel like putting in work today

>>212803142
Why’d you post that toad?

>>212801240
Rollin

>>212803095
You were almost the shank holder. Luckily, I hold the shank

so what is the end game? if i hold enough keys than do i get to do time like a mobster with booze and whatever contraband i like in a big cell?

>>212803104
>toad thought he would get dubs
haha

>>212803362
Power over others is addicting to some

>>212803362
You get the oak barrel vintage pruno.

>>212803362
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmp2Ig8B-uY

>>212803142
Don't expect a hallpass, brother.

>>212801240
putting in the work

Wes Watson status?

One thing i like about prison culture is the workout culture
dudes do pushups and lift each week to keep their mind sane

>>212803777
but you can do that without being in prison

Felon is better

>>212801240
taking my shot

>>212803857
for mentally ill troublemakers with adhd and shit like that, prison actually helps them lol

>>212801240
roll

>>212801240
i got the keys nigger

>>212801240

>tfw this movie turned out to be legitimately good

>>212801240
Rolling

>>212804229
Lame Keisterer?

This is a gay roller and I don't accept the results.

>>212801240
;

>>212801885
Punk bitch.

>>212801240
Based. -S

>>212801240
I burn local.

>>212804498
B-based? S.

>mfw YOU RIP A FARMER'S HEAD OFF

>>212801240
Rolling. I've already got a Nazi tattoo so I'm in. Get those fuckin' hands dirty.

>>212804655

>>212801240
rollerino

>>212801240
Shotcaller here, Janny is greenlit

>>212804655
>I've already got a Nazi tattoo

I doubt it, fish. That ink is for select brothers

>>212805359
Iron Cross, over the heart.
Fuckin' toad.

>>212801240
Fuckin' A

>>212805496
Post it. Let's get it on.

>>212804642
I love seeing the "Dean of mean" doing these small parts, usually its for extremely schlocky shows and movies, but w/e
He was on a decent roll on the UFC when i was getting into the sport so im always happy that he is getting work

>>212801240
Local Burner suiting up

>>212804655
>>212805496
I can't be seen with anons who are validated

>>212805496
Easy to mistake as a non nazi tat I imagine

do you think criminals are this homoerotic and rapey in women's prisons

did the /tv/ dub ever come out

>>212801240
I came to put in work, Money

>>212801240
rollllin

>>212806490
Waiting on you fish. Time to put in work

>>212801240
i got key holder one time

I get why whites are woods but why are blacks toads? shouldn't it be apes of kongs or something if they want to PC?

>>212804208
yeah, I was also surprised

>>212803766
piece of shit

>Wassup errybody, Big Herc 916, Fresh out new therieth, got a quethtion from one of our viewerth.

>Hey Herc, ith it true that jannieth do it for free?

>Yeth thith ith completely true, uhhh Jannieth are completely unpaid. they uhhh basically up in there doin time puttin in that work and they getting fuckin nothin to show for it.

>>212807069
we don't take kindly to frogniggers in these parts

>>212802893
I unironically look like that and say that (and live like that)

>>212807069
GET THIS LAME AWAY FROM ME

>>212799548 (OP)
garbage /tv/ keeps dick riding

>>212801240
I hold the keys to this thread.

>>212801240
I'm ready

>>212801240
rollo

>>212810307
Do we have a problem? Maybe you should post in my thread, I have an open door policy, bro. I'll show you how a white boy shitposts.

>>212799548 (OP)
Sorry, but I don't believe in offensive organised violence. I am going to peacefully serve my sentenace. But thank you for the offer, Mr. Caller.

>>212801240
roll

>>212804272

>at long last I have become The Shot Caller (tm)
Bravo Nolan

Question for the big homies who have been down for a long stretch.
Do Shot Callers "Shoot The Calls" or Call The Shots"?

>>212810475
let's see how far that lone wolf shit takes you, moneyman

>>212804255
doesnt matter. You'll get your hands dirty like the rest of us.

>>212799548 (OP)
Sure friendo, Ill do some of the IT work for you, help set up the computers and everything.
You know, like ill be the brains and you be the brawn, given you're a tough prison vet and im just some guy who's been on a keyboard for most of my life.
It completely makes sense that we split the assignments to what people are good at. Why would you waste my talents getting my hands dirty. Its the same as if i welcomed you to my office and told you to do the accounting instead of helping move the furniture, you see what i mean right?

>>212801240
I'm calling the shots here

>>212801180
would. a seven nation army couldn't hold me back

>>212801240
here to put in work

>>212803142
you'll get your fuckin hands dirty like the rest of us

>>212801240
Rollio

>>212801240
hoopin my paperwork

>they sent Redwood to death row after what happened. it took him 4 months to finally get that screw. fuck him!
why does he say that about a brother who did what he ordered him to do?

>>212801240
COUNT EM, WOOD!

>>212801240
Green toad checking in

>>212801240
roll

>>212810925
he said fuck 'em... you know what, nevermind, clean your ears and give me ten navy seals wood, pronto

>>212801240
Rolling, I call the shots now

>>212810455
sure anon go right ahead and show me.

>>212811648
First, tou gotta post sneed

>>212801240
check

>>212801240
Rolling

>>212801240
this thread is only big enough for one lame toad

>>212812413
>lil caller
Alright

Do you want to fight or fuck?

>>212812471
>Fuck.
>Keep it that way.

>>212801240
roll

>>212801240
Roll

>>212801240
GIVE

>>212801240
rollan

the janny has been greenlit

>>212801240
rollen for big keisterer

>>212801240
What did I miss? Just woke up from a nap

Remember

need a mental health day wood

>>212816060
go on wood, I'll fill in for you today

>>212816060
warriors greatest weapon is his mind

>>212816466
Trve.

FUCK I HOOPED MY PAPERWORK TOO FAR I CAN'T GET IT BACK OUT CAN SOMEBODY COME TO THE BATHROOM AND HELP ME!

>>212801240
roll

>>212810307
We'll see about that when your old lady and kid are laying in blood and you get to live with knowing it's your fault

>>212810597
You'll fix our fucking VLOOKUP up formulae and teach us how PivotTables work

>>212799548 (OP)
Umm yeah I'd love to shove things into my ass and stab random brown people for no reason haha I sure love extending my sentence from a few months to life and losing my family forever so I could rule over this awesome gang, brother!!!!

C...can we just play checkers and have fun for a while woodpile?

>>212817052
This little frog nigga is greenlit

I can't be seen with no validated anons in this thread.

>>212817052
you'll get your fucking hands dirty like the rest of us

>>212801240
It goes down when the cells crack

>>212808951
Why have you posted this man made out of chocolate?

>>212816466
and the one concealed up his anus.

>>212801240
Rell

>>212808951
>Why you lookin at my dick, you some sort of faggot or somethin? Look at the girl!

>>212801240
I’m a local burner. I’m calling that shot.

>>212808951
Jannies are getting their cheeks busted and wigs split for free!

>>212801240
what a keísterer?

>>212801240
Im ready to put in work

>>212801240
OP's image is of Michael Westen

this place forces us to become shitposters or faggots

>>212801240
Not one Big Keister
-Big Keister
>Big Keister

>>212801240
I wanna call the shots

>>212801240
MY HAND STAYS UP

>>212801240
I'm here to put in the work.

>>212801240
please let me be sneed chuckson

>>212801240
You know how to tell if someone is a real shot caller? When he doesn't even have to say it and you already know

>>212801240
I'm here, chief.

>>212801240
Lets tool up gents.

>>212803154
Underrated

>>212821108
a person who keisters, or hoops, stuff in his ass

>>212801240
fuck this shit man

>>212821216
No it's Steve Forsing