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Anonymous No.212799548 >>212800547 >>212801240 >>212802683 >>212810307 >>212810475 >>212810597 >>212817027
The whole woodpiles getting down /tv/ you in?
Anonymous No.212799589 >>212801240
iron up
Anonymous No.212799682
Mister Hickey is en route
Anonymous No.212800547 >>212801312
>>212799548 (OP)
Anonymous No.212801180 >>212810637
>we need a real heavyweight
>sir, she's already here
Anonymous No.212801240 >>212801269 >>212801293 >>212801327 >>212801688 >>212801707 >>212801736 >>212801747 >>212801757 >>212802104 >>212802196 >>212802765 >>212803095 >>212803184 >>212803743 >>212803913 >>212804098 >>212804122 >>212804137 >>212804229 >>212804267 >>212804498 >>212804508 >>212804655 >>212804981 >>212804992 >>212805505 >>212806225 >>212806521 >>212806791 >>212806932 >>212810329 >>212810343 >>212810432 >>212810485 >>212810636 >>212810648 >>212810694 >>212810871 >>212811210 >>212811250 >>212811320 >>212811581 >>212812392 >>212812413 >>212812414 >>212813239 >>212813368 >>212813406 >>212814354 >>212814588 >>212815304 >>212816824 >>212818464 >>212819336 >>212819456 >>212821108 >>212821126 >>212821216 >>212823281 >>212823648 >>212823709 >>212824128 >>212824297 >>212824618 >>212824771 >>212824789 >>212824934
>>212799548 (OP)
>>212799589
TIME TO IRON UP
Anonymous No.212801269 >>212801297 >>212801932
>>212801240
Roll
Anonymous No.212801293
>>212801240
Rollin
Anonymous No.212801297
>>212801269
Time to get your hands dirty.
Anonymous No.212801312
>>212800547
better version
Anonymous No.212801327 >>212801353 >>212801447
>>212801240
lets go
Anonymous No.212801353 >>212801447
>>212801327
damn it
Anonymous No.212801447
>>212801327
>>212801353
GET THIS LAME AWAY FROM ME
Anonymous No.212801688
>>212801240
I'm ready to put in work
Anonymous No.212801707
>>212801240
COME ON 55
Anonymous No.212801736
>>212801240
BURN local
Anonymous No.212801747
>>212801240
two 5's
Anonymous No.212801757
>>212801240
Rollin
Anonymous No.212801885 >>212804272
Shotcaller posting without Big B?
Anonymous No.212801932
>>212801269
It’s fucking over
Anonymous No.212802104
>>212801240
big call no whammy
Anonymous No.212802196
>>212801240
I hold the keys to this thread, lames.
Anonymous No.212802683 >>212802802
>>212799548 (OP)
only a select few are allowed to post ITT
Anonymous No.212802721 >>212802810 >>212802818 >>212802955 >>212803111
None of you in this thread actually work out though and would crumble day 1
Anonymous No.212802765
>>212801240
>33
>Shot Caller
what did he mean by this?
roll anyway
Anonymous No.212802802
>>212802683
Keep your ink clean, anon. That way we lull jannies to sleep.
Anonymous No.212802810 >>212803092
>>212802721
Get this wood away from me!!!
Anonymous No.212802818 >>212803092
>>212802721
get this lame away from me
Anonymous No.212802893 >>212803104 >>212810171
The Jannies think they have us banned, but they're wrong. Dead wrong.
Anonymous No.212802955 >>212803092
>>212802721
Do we have a problem here?
Anonymous No.212803069
-212801240
thread ruined. you're greenlit fag
Anonymous No.212803092
>>212802810
>>212802818
>>212802955
You can only respond with these dumb fucking memes because you know you would never be able to last a day there without shitting yourself in fact youd probably smear poo all over yourself
Anonymous No.212803095 >>212803316
>>212801240
looking for lame fish myself
Anonymous No.212803104 >>212803432
>>212802893
Threads like these. They’re designed to break guys like us. But we know better. The strongest tool anon has in a thread like this?…is his dubs.
Anonymous No.212803111
>>212802721
jokes on you fag I can bench press 135 lbs
Anonymous No.212803142 >>212803154 >>212803722 >>212810675
Honestly? I just don't feel like putting in work today
Anonymous No.212803154 >>212824867
>>212803142
Why’d you post that toad?
Anonymous No.212803184
>>212801240
Rollin
Anonymous No.212803316
>>212803095
You were almost the shank holder. Luckily, I hold the shank
Anonymous No.212803362 >>212803454 >>212803487 >>212803560
so what is the end game? if i hold enough keys than do i get to do time like a mobster with booze and whatever contraband i like in a big cell?
Anonymous No.212803432
>>212803104
>toad thought he would get dubs
haha
Anonymous No.212803454
>>212803362
Power over others is addicting to some
Anonymous No.212803487
>>212803362
You get the oak barrel vintage pruno.
Anonymous No.212803560
>>212803362
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmp2Ig8B-uY
Anonymous No.212803722
>>212803142
Don't expect a hallpass, brother.
Anonymous No.212803743
>>212801240
putting in the work
Anonymous No.212803766 >>212807583
Wes Watson status?
Anonymous No.212803777 >>212803857
One thing i like about prison culture is the workout culture
dudes do pushups and lift each week to keep their mind sane
Anonymous No.212803857 >>212803925
>>212803777
but you can do that without being in prison
Anonymous No.212803896
Felon is better
Anonymous No.212803913
>>212801240
taking my shot
Anonymous No.212803925
>>212803857
for mentally ill troublemakers with adhd and shit like that, prison actually helps them lol
Anonymous No.212804098
>>212801240
roll
Anonymous No.212804122
>>212801240
i got the keys nigger
Anonymous No.212804137
>>212801240
Anonymous No.212804208 >>212807349
>tfw this movie turned out to be legitimately good
Anonymous No.212804229 >>212804255
>>212801240
Rolling
Anonymous No.212804255 >>212810558
>>212804229
Lame Keisterer?

This is a gay roller and I don't accept the results.
Anonymous No.212804267
>>212801240
;
Anonymous No.212804272 >>212810498
>>212801885
Punk bitch.
Anonymous No.212804498 >>212804521
>>212801240
Based. -S
Anonymous No.212804508
>>212801240
I burn local.
Anonymous No.212804521
>>212804498
B-based? S.
Anonymous No.212804642 >>212805905
>mfw YOU RIP A FARMER'S HEAD OFF
Anonymous No.212804655 >>212804963 >>212805359 >>212806263
>>212801240
Rolling. I've already got a Nazi tattoo so I'm in. Get those fuckin' hands dirty.
Anonymous No.212804963
>>212804655
Anonymous No.212804981
>>212801240
rollerino
Anonymous No.212804992
>>212801240
Shotcaller here, Janny is greenlit
Anonymous No.212805359 >>212805496
>>212804655
>I've already got a Nazi tattoo

I doubt it, fish. That ink is for select brothers
Anonymous No.212805496 >>212805567 >>212806263 >>212806351
>>212805359
Iron Cross, over the heart.
Fuckin' toad.
Anonymous No.212805505
>>212801240
Fuckin' A
Anonymous No.212805567
>>212805496
Post it. Let's get it on.
Anonymous No.212805905
>>212804642
I love seeing the "Dean of mean" doing these small parts, usually its for extremely schlocky shows and movies, but w/e
He was on a decent roll on the UFC when i was getting into the sport so im always happy that he is getting work
Anonymous No.212806225
>>212801240
Local Burner suiting up
Anonymous No.212806263
>>212804655
>>212805496
I can't be seen with anons who are validated
Anonymous No.212806351
>>212805496
Easy to mistake as a non nazi tat I imagine
Anonymous No.212806395
do you think criminals are this homoerotic and rapey in women's prisons
Anonymous No.212806490 >>212806857
did the /tv/ dub ever come out
Anonymous No.212806521
>>212801240
I came to put in work, Money
Anonymous No.212806791
>>212801240
rollllin
Anonymous No.212806857
>>212806490
Waiting on you fish. Time to put in work
Anonymous No.212806932
>>212801240
i got key holder one time
Anonymous No.212807069 >>212809827 >>212810191
I get why whites are woods but why are blacks toads? shouldn't it be apes of kongs or something if they want to PC?
Anonymous No.212807349
>>212804208
yeah, I was also surprised
Anonymous No.212807583
>>212803766
piece of shit
Anonymous No.212808951 >>212818566 >>212819432 >>212819510
>Wassup errybody, Big Herc 916, Fresh out new therieth, got a quethtion from one of our viewerth.

>Hey Herc, ith it true that jannieth do it for free?

>Yeth thith ith completely true, uhhh Jannieth are completely unpaid. they uhhh basically up in there doin time puttin in that work and they getting fuckin nothin to show for it.
Anonymous No.212809827
>>212807069
we don't take kindly to frogniggers in these parts
Anonymous No.212810171
>>212802893
I unironically look like that and say that (and live like that)
Anonymous No.212810191
>>212807069
GET THIS LAME AWAY FROM ME
Anonymous No.212810307 >>212810455 >>212816951
>>212799548 (OP)
garbage /tv/ keeps dick riding
Anonymous No.212810329
>>212801240
I hold the keys to this thread.
Anonymous No.212810343
>>212801240
I'm ready
Anonymous No.212810432
>>212801240
rollo
Anonymous No.212810455 >>212811648
>>212810307
Do we have a problem? Maybe you should post in my thread, I have an open door policy, bro. I'll show you how a white boy shitposts.
Anonymous No.212810475 >>212810529
>>212799548 (OP)
Sorry, but I don't believe in offensive organised violence. I am going to peacefully serve my sentenace. But thank you for the offer, Mr. Caller.
Anonymous No.212810485
>>212801240
roll
Anonymous No.212810498
>>212804272

>at long last I have become The Shot Caller (tm)
Bravo Nolan
Anonymous No.212810522
Question for the big homies who have been down for a long stretch.
Do Shot Callers "Shoot The Calls" or Call The Shots"?
Anonymous No.212810529
>>212810475
let's see how far that lone wolf shit takes you, moneyman
Anonymous No.212810558
>>212804255
doesnt matter. You'll get your hands dirty like the rest of us.
Anonymous No.212810597 >>212816991
>>212799548 (OP)
Sure friendo, Ill do some of the IT work for you, help set up the computers and everything.
You know, like ill be the brains and you be the brawn, given you're a tough prison vet and im just some guy who's been on a keyboard for most of my life.
It completely makes sense that we split the assignments to what people are good at. Why would you waste my talents getting my hands dirty. Its the same as if i welcomed you to my office and told you to do the accounting instead of helping move the furniture, you see what i mean right?
Anonymous No.212810636
>>212801240
I'm calling the shots here
Anonymous No.212810637
>>212801180
would. a seven nation army couldn't hold me back
Anonymous No.212810648
>>212801240
here to put in work
Anonymous No.212810675
>>212803142
you'll get your fuckin hands dirty like the rest of us
Anonymous No.212810694
>>212801240
Rollio
Anonymous No.212810871
>>212801240
hoopin my paperwork
Anonymous No.212810925 >>212811485
>they sent Redwood to death row after what happened. it took him 4 months to finally get that screw. fuck him!
why does he say that about a brother who did what he ordered him to do?
Anonymous No.212811210
>>212801240
COUNT EM, WOOD!
Anonymous No.212811250
>>212801240
Green toad checking in
Anonymous No.212811320
>>212801240
roll
Anonymous No.212811485
>>212810925
he said fuck 'em... you know what, nevermind, clean your ears and give me ten navy seals wood, pronto
Anonymous No.212811581
>>212801240
Rolling, I call the shots now
Anonymous No.212811648 >>212812330
>>212810455
sure anon go right ahead and show me.
Anonymous No.212812330
>>212811648
First, tou gotta post sneed
Anonymous No.212812392
>>212801240
check
Anonymous No.212812413 >>212812431
>>212801240
Rolling
Anonymous No.212812414
>>212801240
this thread is only big enough for one lame toad
Anonymous No.212812431
>>212812413
>lil caller
Alright
Anonymous No.212812471 >>212813061
Do you want to fight or fuck?
Anonymous No.212813061
>>212812471
>Fuck.
>Keep it that way.
Anonymous No.212813239
>>212801240
roll
Anonymous No.212813368
>>212801240
Roll
Anonymous No.212813406
>>212801240
GIVE
Anonymous No.212814354
>>212801240
rollan
Anonymous No.212814450
the janny has been greenlit
Anonymous No.212814588
>>212801240
rollen for big keisterer
Anonymous No.212815304
>>212801240
What did I miss? Just woke up from a nap
Anonymous No.212815331
Remember
Anonymous No.212816060 >>212816290 >>212816466
need a mental health day wood
Anonymous No.212816290
>>212816060
go on wood, I'll fill in for you today
Anonymous No.212816466 >>212816504 >>212818604
>>212816060
warriors greatest weapon is his mind
Anonymous No.212816504
>>212816466
Trve.
Anonymous No.212816525
FUCK I HOOPED MY PAPERWORK TOO FAR I CAN'T GET IT BACK OUT CAN SOMEBODY COME TO THE BATHROOM AND HELP ME!
Anonymous No.212816824
>>212801240
roll
Anonymous No.212816951
>>212810307
We'll see about that when your old lady and kid are laying in blood and you get to live with knowing it's your fault
Anonymous No.212816991
>>212810597
You'll fix our fucking VLOOKUP up formulae and teach us how PivotTables work
Anonymous No.212817027
>>212799548 (OP)
Umm yeah I'd love to shove things into my ass and stab random brown people for no reason haha I sure love extending my sentence from a few months to life and losing my family forever so I could rule over this awesome gang, brother!!!!
Anonymous No.212817052 >>212817148 >>212818295
C...can we just play checkers and have fun for a while woodpile?
Anonymous No.212817148
>>212817052
This little frog nigga is greenlit
Anonymous No.212817928
I can't be seen with no validated anons in this thread.
Anonymous No.212818295
>>212817052
you'll get your fucking hands dirty like the rest of us
Anonymous No.212818464
>>212801240
It goes down when the cells crack
Anonymous No.212818566
>>212808951
Why have you posted this man made out of chocolate?
Anonymous No.212818604
>>212816466
and the one concealed up his anus.
Anonymous No.212819336
>>212801240
Rell
Anonymous No.212819432
>>212808951
>Why you lookin at my dick, you some sort of faggot or somethin? Look at the girl!
Anonymous No.212819456
>>212801240
I’m a local burner. I’m calling that shot.
Anonymous No.212819510
>>212808951
Jannies are getting their cheeks busted and wigs split for free!
Anonymous No.212821108 >>212824908
>>212801240
what a keΓ­sterer?
Anonymous No.212821126
>>212801240
Im ready to put in work
Anonymous No.212821216 >>212825271
>>212801240
OP's image is of Michael Westen
Anonymous No.212822781
this place forces us to become shitposters or faggots
Big Keister No.212823281
>>212801240
Not one Big Keister
-Big Keister
>Big Keister
Anonymous No.212823648
>>212801240
I wanna call the shots
Anonymous No.212823709
>>212801240
MY HAND STAYS UP
Anonymous No.212824128
>>212801240
I'm here to put in the work.
Anonymous No.212824297
>>212801240
please let me be sneed chuckson
Anonymous No.212824618
>>212801240
You know how to tell if someone is a real shot caller? When he doesn't even have to say it and you already know
Anonymous No.212824771
>>212801240
I'm here, chief.
Anonymous No.212824789
>>212801240
Lets tool up gents.
Anonymous No.212824867
>>212803154
Underrated
Anonymous No.212824908
>>212821108
a person who keisters, or hoops, stuff in his ass
Anonymous No.212824934
>>212801240
fuck this shit man
Anonymous No.212825271
>>212821216
No it's Steve Forsing