Thread 212802484

>I'd LOVE to see you make a gorilla nest!

how the fuck do you respond without sounding mad?

>>212802484 (OP)
>the wholesome 60 year old boomer comedian vs the irony poisoned washed up pedophile

>>212802484 (OP)
>how do you respond to silly boomer jesting without getting mad
idk just don't be a weirdo theater kid?

>>212802484 (OP)
>yeah? how about i rape a gorillian niggers
>*flip desk and throw shades on*

>>212802484 (OP)
Flip the desk

I'd say "you're insinuating I'm a gorilla? That hurts my feelings, you know?"

I would tell Damiel to make the nest because he looks like a funny monkey, and that's what no one else did.

why does he keep bringing that unfunny filipino around everywhere

>>212802484 (OP)
unironically you just start making a gorilla nest with his desk but most of you wouldn't get it

>>212802484 (OP)
Did Sam think he was getting called a gorilla?

>>212802484 (OP)
>only if you help me build it, jewrangutan
Sam clearly got his panties all bunched up because of the rape AND priest jokes. Dude lost his cool and being called a gorilla (which he is) tipped him over the edge.

>>212802553
>rape jokes are wholesome when WE do it
Die, kike.

3 mins showing all Major Crashout Moments of Sam beating a 62 year old man to death: https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4?si=8oZ7q5ZHFZe-DZm6

57 seconds of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>212802553
>62 year old senior citizen that luckily works out vs testosterone roids fueled 40 year old man child

Harland should say “super serious” when he is being serious so Sam knows when he is being serious

>>212802484 (OP)
take out my bic lighter and light the twigs and shit on fire

>>212802484 (OP)
Flip a desk and try to push the guy over while my friends awkwardly laugh

>>212802484 (OP)
shit in my hand and throw it at him

Sam won

>>212804165
>emotionally quivering and shaking and struggling to push down a 60yo man, and looking like some fudge packing faggot while doing it, is "winning"
holy cope

>>212804165
>mogging someone is when you start acting like a violent nigger who has never been house trained

>>212804165
>literally just posting your own tweet

also learn to communicate without using memes, jesus christ

>>212804281
yes, thats why the elites are mass importing 3rd worlders into White countries. so they can feel like they are "mogging" the native White (before they are physically removed)

>>212804165
Sam assaulted a 62 year old senior citizen and well respected Hollywood comedian. Nice try zooming. We don't respect elder abuse round these parts.

>>212802484 (OP)
>Touche!

I don't know, it's so fucking stupid and people who expected Sam to engage with total nonsense like it is second nature are retarded

>>212804334
what does that have to do with a podcast? stop sperging out

>>212804386
I think people just expected him not to act like a balding 40 year old pedophile baby about it.

>>212802484 (OP)
How does the gorilla nest fit into this?

>>212804403
>what does the basis of somebody's ideology (Sam's) i.e being opposed to treason and the destruction of your home and country have to do with anything?
how does this affect you PERSONALLY, bigot nazi chudcel?

>>212804404
It's hilarious how many redditors are sucking Hollywood dick over this.

>WOW, I GUESS HE CAN'T GO TOE TO TOE WITH A SMARMY FUCK WHO WAS CULTIVATED AROUND OTHER SMARMY FUCKS. I GUESS THE RIGHT WING HAS BEEN DEBUNKED

>>212804444
Kek golden and checked

>>212804461
is Harland behind mass immigration? Was Sam chimping out actually an epic own towards the Jews? Will this be cited as an historical turning point in the fight against the Great Replacement?

>>212804444
blessed

>>212804604
silence is violence :)

>>212804604
Uhm it's called, uuuuh, being a good person!???!!!?

>>212804537
>can't handle the bants
>resort to nigger-like behavior

Sam didn't go far enough and started sucking the boomers dick at the end. He should have beaten him with belt and raped his jew production assistant.

>>212804683
you can't sperg out and then revert to le epic irony as your plan B. exact reason people didn't like Sam's behaviour.

>>212804715

>playing the "i'm just the apathetic funny cool guy" card after screaming about kikes

doesn't work, try being less gay

seriously tho, how does Sam recover from this?

>>212804758
"people" being picrel

>>212804444
you can tell a leftist late-millennial made this shi

>>212804386
>people who expected Sam to engage with total nonsense like it is second nature
I don't really watch any of Harland's stuff, but I'm going to guess that nonsense chitchat is his shtick. So I would say yes, Sam would be expected to engage with it to a certain extent if he chooses to go on his podcast. Like, what the fuck was Sam expecting going on Half-Baked Rocketman's podcast? A conversation about gassing the jews?

>>212802942
>Fish Tank
>Gorilla Nest

You see the finales? The light bdsm filth? Harlan probably did.

>>212804806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x34lhBW9g9o

I donno dude. He'll be fine. he's not a broken man browsing 4chan.

We'll get a post mortem as some point. But he'll be pretty candid about it as usual.

>>212804806
Sam thrives off this kind of exposure. It's not like he can be blacklisted anymore than he already is, so might as well act crazy so people will keep talking about you

>>212804081
>>212804100
>>212804263
>Out here in the casts!
>I troll for my laughs!
>I put my brains into my living!
>I don't need to fight!
>To prove I'm right!
>And trigger midwit ape chudmedians!
>Right wing grifter wastelandddd, it's only right wing grifter wastelandddd...

>>212805317
what is he blacklisted from?

>>212805317
he didnt just "act crazy" thoever. he came off as incredibly insecure and he got punked at his own game. Sam was made to look weak, inferior and insecure.

>>212804806
His cultie paypiggies are a bunch of captured retards. He'll never get invited to any podcasts of note or collab with even moderately successful comedians ever again but he'll continue to have dumb fucks give him charity until he decides to just cash out with one final big scam and fuck off into the sunset dumping his audience and friends like the nigjew he mentally is.

>>212804840
ANTIFAsissies... looks like we're in the FO stage of FAFO!!!

Why did Sam spaz? I don't want to watch a 1 hour video but I want to know since this will be the /tv/ topic for the next couple weeks

>>212805327
>oy vey, Sam will never get a sitcom deal at this rate!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAHflsvYKxE

>>212805497
harland asked him if he had been raped as a child. evidently he was.

>>212805497
Some inane, "lol so randum" bs implying that he's a big dumb ape for whatever reason.

>>212803160
yeah call that piece of shit out
that'll teach that little worm for making fun of our guy

>>212805497
Harland asked Sam a few questions and got in his head
>Have you ever been raped?
>Are you jewish?
>You like 'em tight and ripe?
then he chimped out.

>>212805629
>for whatever reason
The reason is self-evident.

>>212805695
It's so out of left field and makes no sense. Harland looks like a bigger fatter retard too.

>>212805785
>a-actually the 60 year old man that sam assaulted looks dumber and fatter! sam was so based and cool for destroying someone's property and getting in their face like a nigger!

Can someone give me the timestamp for when Harland alludes to Marky, asking Sam if he likes him ripe and tight?


cliprel: Harland bullying Sam for getting facefucked by a troon

https://x.com/InwordThinker/status/1945500334421414020

>>212802484 (OP)
I'd ask "Is there a gorilla in this room or what?"

>>212804051
>Have you been heating the room up on purpose??
FUCKING DEAD

>>212802484 (OP)
>how the fuck do you respond without sounding mad?

"I Got Fingered By Fred, could we not? Thanks"

>>212802484 (OP)
At least attempt riffing with him like the "professional comedian" you claim to be rather than sperging out like a fucking hack retard.

>>212805497
>"HEY MARK"

Cunnilingus back and forth suggested he had seen America's Top Daddy Dom and thought it was shit; which Gorilla only made that much more ironic.

Am I the only one fixated on Sam not liking nature? Can't trust people who don't like nature

>>212806146
meanwhile Harland was a forest ranger. whole episode is literally a natty canadian forest ranger chad vs irony poisoned steroid taking humiliation ritual loving tranny fucking new england faggot art school dropout.

>>212805497
Harland did his homework and knew exactly what type of thin skinned weak willed personality Hyde is, and he hit all of Hyde's buttons while Sam was trying to pretend he wasn't there to be clowned on, and when Harland (correctly) implied Sam was a big dumb ape who should shut up and build himself a gorilla nest Hyde lolcowed the fuck out and tried to physically abuse a senior citizen, gassing himself out in the process while shaking uncontrollably from the mix of physical exertion and being emotionally devastated. Hyde regressed to a fat bullied kid limpwristedly lashing out at the laid back tormentors that had his number, like that kid that went viral for screaming about how the other kids goofing on him were "insulting a future US Marine!" Sam wanted to be the alpha dog and taken seriously, Harlen reminded him he's a washed up e begging clown.

>>212805957
lmao

>>212806248
sam won his fight and your favorite organic e-roach Hasan is deathly scared of the candyman :)

Woah very organic thread sirs job well done, you really deserve those rupees! Kill yourselves, shill faggots

>>212806355
Hasan and Hyde should both be euthanized for terminal retardation.

>>212806361
this, sage

Why doesnt he just pull the marky card? It literally works every time

>>212802484 (OP)
What the fuck dude looks good for 62 and mogs tf out of sam

>>212802553
Harland doesn't even come off as a boomer to me. His entire personality on screen is that of a comedian, you don't see it very often anymore. He's all jokes, Sam is too much of a political grifter now to understand.

>>212806248
I don't think any of it was pre-planned except for having the wigger crew join on stage because Sam couldn't show up anywhere without them yesmanning everything.
Comedians like Harland and Norm like to press other comedians and give them a bit of hazing to see how sharp they are and with the first five minutes he realized Sam was not taking any of it well and he started really pressing in.

If Sam had just a tiny bit less of an ego he might have been able to get through it without chimping out, maybe letting Nick speak could have also saved him. Nick seemed ready to go with Harland's flow at first but Sam ego would not let him.

>>212802915
Because its so subversive!!

>>212806389
sam has done something beneficial and positive for young men with the power to oppose the system you are here to defend. keep coping bootlicker.

>>212806403
Sam was trying to give him the marky treatment but since Harland wasn't an anemic child it didn't go to plan

>>212806504
Sam would hate Norm if he actually met him.

>>212806449
>dude looks good for 62
Nosey!

>>212806539
This. He's based and Redpilled and /ourguy/, if you can't see that then you're just a kike. Praise kek!

>>212806539
Sam forgot one of the best ways to be persuasive, be fucking funny/entertaining first

>>212806355
>>212806361
>>212806394
The only shills in this thread are you faggots. Your emperor has no clothes. Null was right about you faggots. If Sam is so great make a case for him. Because so far with his milquetoast standup shows, embarrassing podcast appearances, elon musk dick-glazing for attention, and horribly disappointing but much hyped (for NINE YEARS) Extreme Piece of Shit, Sam is batting nothing. And that's on top of the blatant grifting bullshit he's been attempting to pull off on his fans (superchat scamming, shilling e-girls on fishtank, NFT scams, overpriced energy drinks/coffee, etc)
Best Sam can do is fake being Christian and throw some "I dont want white people to go extinct" bones to poltards out of sheer desperation, because he sure as hell doesn't mean it (see him hooking up with Roger Stone and all the Jew connections he has behind closed doors)

>>212806449
because he didnt ruin his body with cigars,steroids, trent, irony, HGH, testosterone shots and tranny penises like sam.

>>212804100
It's so funny how Nick is a tomato red compared to everyone else. Realistically, he's just an alcoholic, aside from that, it shows how embarrassed he is.

>>212806146
people seem to constantly impose their own desires for something onto sam, when he's just a theatre kid who has a sense of humour that includes finding it funny to poke at differences and sometimes laugh at cruelty/bullying that he doesn't think goes "too far". I like his stuff, I pay for his stuff, and I intend to continue to, but he's not the nazi supersoldier future joe rogan assassin that the lumpenright want him to be, or that-but-its-bad-and-hes-a-loser the left wants him to be. He's a mildly successful rich kid theatre fag who makes content, and sometimes tries to support a content ecosystem, that appeals to a certain audience. This podcast was boring, Sam did not make it less boring, but he did make it more spoken about.

The kvetching yentas in 4chan are more retarded every year, but here I am also

>>212806592
lol no one cares bro

>>212806563
Sam claimed before Norm was one of his inspirations in comedy.
Not being able to handle Norm's close friend and comedic sparring partner proved he was fucking lying.

>>212806604
You shouldn't pay him, it's contributed to his current laziness.

>>212806539
>sam has done something beneficial and positive for young men with the power to oppose the system

>>212805497
Harland kept making jokes and whether intentional or not Sam took them all the wrong way until it built to a crescendo where he felt like he had to put the old man in his place. He completely failed to manhandle a 60 year old who continued to make fun of him as the events transpired.
Harland then edited out all the MDE plugs as a final "fuck you"

>>212804386
>Sam to engage with total nonsense like it is second nature
That’s what Sam does with a political or racial factor typically. The fact sam couldn’t handle light hearted nonsense is sad. I mean all those weirdos just came off as school shooters lmao.

>>212806584
>>212806586
>>212806661
you're brown

>>212806653
Honestly PGL is most of what I enjoy, and that's mostly Nick and when he's on Charles, I don't really value "high effort" content, I like funny people making jokey chitchat because I have a boring life and a boring job

>>212806592
based and wise null

yeah Norm would run circles around sammy. Norm would physically dominate sam too.

>>212806739
I've done hard time for the white race and read more Nazi literature than you by far, I'm just not easily impressed by charlatans.

>>212806592
lol this fucking list
1. Don't tell everyone everything all the time and wear your heart on your sleeve to an audience of e-watchers
2. Be worth watching to your e-watchers
3. Be a male who is older than your e-watchers

fuck out of here with this, I don't know who this guy is, but this list is doing the "Hitler ALSO drank water" level of pattern recognition

>>212806621
It was really odd. You could tell Nick and Charls liked Harland too. I don't think Sam is a retard but he's definitely got some issues that came to light during the podcast.

>>212804731
Exactly, building the gorilla nest was just bants. Harland needs to lighten up

>>212806476
Nah, he's a boomer but he's also always riffing. Sam couldn't comprehend it, and feeling stupid, took it as an insult.

>>212806621
a lot of people claim norm as an inspiration thinking he had some deeper understanding of comedy, I think they get confused by 'anti-comedy' and don't realize the guy just told funny jokes

>>212806815
Sam is very clearly less sharp than he used to be. Less willing to roll with the punches too, more fragile.

>>212806745
The biggest issue is I thought Sam would be wise enough to not do too many mainstream interviews. Sooner or later he'd run into someone who has a chip on his shoulder about him being a big meanie and has done his preparation to take down the "Nazi".

im sorry ok im sorry fucking nerd fucking nerd im sorry hes brilliant but hes a fucking nerd im sorry

>>212806782
lmao

>>212806836
To think Sam is behind a boomer. The guy probably couldn't comprehend Andy Kaufman if they appeared in the same room. I think Sam has fallen, that or he was never comedically sensible in the first place.

>>212806836
I think there was some extra venom there with Sam. Harland done his homework and his Hollywood brain probably went for a scalp.

>>212806881
Witty does not equal funny. Sam probably has better comic sense than Harland.

>>212806842
I think he is withholding himself because he is entrenched with politics. He is a grifter but I think it goes beyond that.

>>212805957
>>212806248
You people who think Harland was trying to get personal or that he somehow setup Sam are as bad as Sam himself. Harland was throwing out some stock zingers and playful ribbing, about the most generic milquetoast stuff.
>>212806504
>>212806604
These posts are correct.

>>212806826
Violent destruction of property and full-on battery are not "bants"

>>212806881
sam would never survive 80s-90s comedy scene. fucking chevy's roast was bruuuuuuutal, sam would sperg out, try to wrestle norm or sagat, then fail and cry and shit his pants and run back to his basement and zoomer gooners.

>>212806918
lol

>>212806918
>Sam probably has better comic sense than Harland.
LE INDIANS, LE JEWS AM I RIGHT FELLOW KEEKISTANIS
yeah right

>>212806918
Harland got more laughs out of Sam's crew than Sam did.

>>212806842
CTE

>>212806952
Internet humor totally destroyed mainstream comedy for me. It's just better.

I grew up in the 90s watching standup.

harland is just good at sniffing out hacks like Lucas and Hyde

mde is in its jackass 6 era. they got old, they made money, they are not the same

>>212804051
Fuck off cryokeen, you're a way bigger loser than sam, it was funny when you had a mental breakdown over Sam blocking you in Twitter

>>212806957
Charls was probably the funniest in the room.

>>212806935
Thats funny, I just watched a pgl thing where they were shitting on how comedians used to do roasts, all while praising people like jeff ross.

>>212806934
Harland didn't file a police report or sue Sam, so it was just bants

>>212806993
i respect his hustle. i do the same with my youtube videos.

>>212806918
Is that why Harland sent the boys into a frenzy while sam got dead air

>>212806982
If you actually think
>LE INDIANS, LE JEWS AM I RIGHT FELLOW KEEKISTANIS
is superior to real comedy, you probably look like this.

if he stopped acting like a roidnigger sperg for 5 seconds he could have MAYBE had a shot at that joe rogan interview he's been yapping about but that dream is dead forever now.

>>212807026
Sam's right. Indians fucking suck lol.

>>212806986
to be fair poopies and zack skits were somewhat funny. poopies got brain damage and got scammed by MTV but recovered and married a cute girl. there will be no such happy ending for sam. first of all because sam is faggot who sucks tranny dicks.

>>212807010
Charls alone would've done great with Harland. He's probably the most well adjusted between him, Nick and Sam. Which is crazy to say. Nick acts too coy and Sam acts the opposite.

>>212806935
they want to push you ... in a well.

Brilliant stuff, how could Sam recover?

>>212807026
We'll get'em next time KamalaPoppers!

>>212807022
>interview starts with Harland opposed to Sam and MDE both literally and figuratively
>interview ends with Nick Erick Alex Chuck on his side
actual pottery in real time

>>212805497
Sam spazzed out because he simply couldn't handle the banter. This whole debacle just showed everyone that Sam is not a good comedian and he doesn't know how to be funny; he can't riff and he especially cannot handle being roasted. When he felt his ego being threatened his entire self conception as an alpha male started to unravel and in his mind he had to get physical with Harland to establish dominance, but that failed too

>harland and nick almost connected through their shared canadian origins but sam just had to hog all the attention
harland on scuffed realtor when

>>212807018
How cool would Harland look if he filed a police report. Get real. I think purposefully cutting out their self promotion was good enough. Even if ineffective, it was still a proper "fuck you".

>>212807018
I'm guessing they paid, not only did nick offer to help but sam seems like he throws money at his problems and he probably felt kinda bad in the end

>>212807060
Sam would sperg out.

>>212807056
>Charls
>well adjusted

Lol he ain't. He has a history of substance abuse, probably does lines off Effina's ass from time to time.

But I can't hate it.

>>212807056
I think Nick hates being on most other people's podcast, hasn't managed to get over the nerves and kills his flow. This is a very observable pattern.

Also, how many people were talking about Harland before this ep vs. after? Consider this is exactly what the idubbz gaslight was about

>>212807056
I would 100% watch a show/podcast/youtube channel that only featured eric nick and charls.

>>212807043
Indians are disgusting subhumans, but so is Sam Hyde.
>>212807065
Trump is covering up the (((Epstein))) list.

>>212807060
>how could Sam recover?
by sucking tranny dick or watching his spic gimp damiel fuck a black guy

Sam Hyde is morphing into Ethan Ralph
>You sayin' I am some kind of go'rila? well how you you like me now bish, if I was a go'rila I would flip your desk, what now a-log? the alpha male don't scare bish. It's actually YOU who is the go'rila, so you bout you get in the go'rila nest boy?

>>212807144
IM THE DIRTIEST GORILLA IN A ZOO BISH
AS A MATTAH OF FACT IT WAS YOOOOOU HARLAND WHO LOVES THEM YOUNG AND TIGHT

>>212807073
I'm not sure this take is right, but I'd need to watch more Harland to know, I won't do that because I don't care and I found it super boring, but he seems like a Matan "le omg random" question man and like Matan, some of them are "you can't say that! teehee" whatever. I would guess it's more likely if you were in the room, you could feel it sucked and when you're losing with no chance of clawing it back, you go high variance and hope for a miracle, which did not come, to this very boring very shitty podcast.

>>212802484 (OP)
It's kind of funny seeing people seethe at this. You all realize how big and strong Sam really is and how easily he could probably beat the fuck out of any of you posting here LMAO
>OH NO HE BULLIED THE POOR OLD MAN

>>212807037
If he got on Joe Rogan he would start sperging about jews immediately. The episode wouldn't even air. Sam Hyde isn't even intellectual and coherent about jews, it's not like some scholar who can criticize jews. He just likes the sound of word and how shocked people get when he tells people that jews rape kids.

>>212807108
It's good press for both (aka a few more thousand views here and there), but it's not like Harland was doing peanuts before this. Not like people actually talk about Sam either, but this shithole has a facisnation with him.

>>212807048
>poopies got brain damage
I watched that dude on steve-o's podcast and he was one of the dumbest people I've ever seen in my life who wasn't a full-on retard. Steveo talked about how they told poopies they were gonna have him jump off a building onto a mattress and he was 100% on board until they told him they were joking. Did he get brain damage from jackass because I got the impression he was always like that

>>212807097
I meant in terms of him doing a podcast with Harland. They would do well talking to eachother because they don't have to take it to a serious level.
>>212807108
I'm too drunk to know exactly what you are talking about but Harland has hit a new stride recently after being on that shitty kill tonny show. I agree that Nick is a bit of a wuss when it comes to being himself on other shows.
>>212807111
Exactly, Sam never adds anything and acts like he's too good for podcasting.

>>212806146
100% that's why I started my clip with it. It's why Sam is so fucked up


He's completely 100% disconnected from nature and our reality as human beings. Even if there is no heaven or hell we are all connected to this planet and we breathe each other's oxygen molecules our carbon dioxide feeds the plants. It's cyclic. It's beautiful. Horrible at times but so beautiful too. Life really is a miracle. Sam gets this like 5% of the time.

The other 95% of the time he's always thinking about money, power, lying, the grift, how to lie and cover up his tracks and how to climb the social ladder. Guy is disconnected from what life really is all about. It's about love. And helping others. And ourselves. And it's about compassion. And heart. You can hate a little if it's motivating for a particular purpose of making a hopefully positive change but nifty you are so filled with hate anger you will always be at war with yourself and the world

Life is about possessing and letting go. Over and over again. I think. Sam needs to learn to let go a little. A lot actually.

>>212807169
meanwhile sam says jews or indians and smirks at the camera... wow so much funnier.

>>212807189
no he actually did and mtv scammed him by not paying his 15k bonus. he maybe be dumb but his heart isnt cold and bitter

>>212806146
>>212807204


I don't think he was telling the truth. He was either being disagreeable because he was mad at Harland big dogging him or he was scared about what the follow up question would be.

>>212802484 (OP)
100 Sams vs 1 Gorilla nest

>>212806248
Yup. Harland did his research and came at him with a tactical hit storm with overwhelming force and Sam is only prepared to respond by sperging out

I feel for Sam I sperg out to sometimes. I just don't usually resort to violence. I'm more of a screamer. I got problems i need to work on to. Me and Sam could really bennifit from anger management classes.

>>212807186
I don't know how much of these things are youtube or other platforms, but none of these are impressive, and it seems like the mde visit is doing well vs. time up, I assume that drops to near 0 growth fairly quickly though

>>212807073
Sam with 25% less ego would have probably stepped back and let Nick and Charls take point on the podcast and he would have looked good in the end.
But after 10 years of roids and superfan/wigger asskissers Sam's ego is extremely overinflated.

>>212807230
1 sam vs 100 tranny penises in a gloryholeswallow video. Peter Theil fund it.

>>212806361
Sam Hyde is the most well known "4chan Celebrity" of course the ants will come out of the nest when you hit the nest with a desk you gorilla monkey nigger NIGGER NIGGER

>>212807237
average sam hyde fan

>>212807269
I fucking hate Sam Hyde. I used to love him no homo. I hope he goes to jail now. Pedo crypto scammer freak

>>212806146
You aren't the only one. That aspect creeps me out any time he mentions it. Makes me wonder what kind of life he's had.

>>212807213
Sam's standup has never been very good, and most of his funniest output is ideas-for-things, but once they actually happen, they suck. He's a writer's room guy, or maybe not because they have to actually make things funny. For instance the IDEA for his bombing, and bomb for that matter, standup in brooklyn is quite funny, what a good idea when you're tossing it around with mates, oh well, that would be super cringe and gay to actually do, back to whatever I was doing.
I actually think his designer brain is stopping him here, in that he's maybe too obsessed with the form and patterns of comedies, instead of doing things that give him new ideas or perspectives, because he's also a busy coordinate-and-manage kinda guy.

>>212807301
Boiston Paul is his best stand up act ever. It never exceeded that. Even then, it was just a parody of comedians like Andrew Dice Clay.

>>212807169
I am marathoning Harland on Joe Rogan and he is really funny. The lolrandom shit is more of a tactic to disarm people and lead the conversation, like he keeps telling this stupid story about how he has a tapeworm he named and every time Joe Rogan tries to talk about something serious, Harland just circles it back to talking about his tapeworm. It kind of lulls you into a sense that this guy is going to talk about complete nonsense, so when he starts talking seriously and you think you are getting a real story out of him, that story is also bullshit.
It's structured and he is really good at leading you into a punchline.

Matan is more like ''lol I'll just write 10 funny questions to ask.'' Matan can be quick witted but there is no plan.

>>212807301
most of the funny shit in mde/WP wasn't even written by sam

>>212806424
The first top left comment is funny. Honestly, any of these dudes would be able to riff with boomer. Sam should stop pretending he's a comedian.

>>212806984
This. They exist in echo chambers and harland is legit just talking to them the way real stand-up comedians talk to eachother in the real world. It's all in good fun and meant to develop bits

>>212806146
>>212806246
I wonder if Sam has ever been on a real camping adventure like most people who have a family get or at least used to. I was taken camping with family gosh idk 3-5 times at least I got a real appreciation for the isolation desolation and beauty of more pure nature like national parks.

>>212806146
goatis would kill sam faggot trt tranny with ease for that awful take. I really hope Nick goes his own way entirely and builds his own crew of nature appreciators and people with good taste.

>>212807247
Sam escalated things by asking that pinoy retard to stand behind Harland and the first thing he should have done is asked him to sit down somewhere the moment Harland started using him to make Sam look like an idiot.
The second shit test was the gorilla nest thing. Sam should have just started riffing about Gorillas/Chimps/Joe Rogan and when Harland brought out the twigs/nest bit Sam shouldn't have chimped out and just taped up the twigs into a bundle and handed them back to Harland.
Holy shit did Sam fail. He's a fake comedian as much as he's a fake Christian in my mind now. Charls was right about him during his rant.

>>212806815
>>212806842
>>212806973

Definitely some CTE, TRT right? And some other roid like things? Honestly those are problems but his biggest issue is not being able to turn off his Character. Which is the MACHO MAN ALT RIGHT WHITE NAZI GUY WHO IS TOTALY CHRISTIAN AND DOESNT TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE

like I guess if that's what he wants his legacy to be awesome Sam lmao

jeez, the amount of Correct The Record-tier shilling here is incredible... it's just a shitty staged podcast

>>212807026
Praise Kek Brothers

Shadilay. Sam needs to stick to silly humor and less ANYINE WHO IS A FAG OR A TEACHER MUST DIE shtickt

>>212807366
Sam and family went on expensive European vacations.

The Sam Hyde style of comedy thrived under censorship. He was ''funny'' because he could tackle subjects no one else could talk about.
When Harland was the most active, staring in movies, comedy was actually edgy. These 60 year old comedy guys are not afraid to joke about jews, blacks, women, trannies. You go watch the movies these people were in and they are more edgy than World Peace.

Sam Hyde has been made soft from his only experience with comedians being soft millennials like Tim Heidecker and all those retarded standup freaks. The edgiest person Sam Hyde has ever spoken to is that fat down syndrome guy who has never told an edgy joke in his life.

>>212807442
HGH for sure.

>>212807434
>hehehe Im gonna put my yes-man behind Harland its gonna make him feel so uncomfortable!
>"hey lasagna lips give us your opinion"
>"huuuuuuuh"
>"you suck at this."

Sam Hyde is a lolcow except he has money to pretend he isn’t. Mentally he is still 16 years old theatre kid.

>>212807458
It was staged badly and makes Sam look like an unhinged deranged animal with rabbies who can't take a joke and completely embarrassed his friends

Of course since Sam has almost no empathy he will most likely not apologize for this incident because it was just a bit, right Sam?

>>212807442
Sam needs to stop pretending to be Christian. Generally I don't believe it's a bad thing, but clearly Sam is using the religion in a grifter way.

>>212807480
I forgot about that. I wonder how much actual nature Sam has interacted with tho. He's a city boy.

>>212807458
I thought sam is a comedian because that bit wasnt funny at all. literal carrot top physical comedy but even worse.

>>212807505
Sadly many many people do this. Many bad people degens people who use drugs or goto prison have huge cross tattoos or chains around their necks. Shits fucked lol

>>212807480
He looks very jewish

I'm watch the full episode for the first time and it's hilarious how mad Sam is. Hydecels here and on X actually made me believe he btfo'd Harland. If you hate Sam, as I do, this is fucking incredibly.

>>212807458
You tranny shills are so obvious. If Jewish shit and the left/right dichotomy was such a concern for you, why do you give Sam a pass for his Jew collaborations and friends and his pro faggot views? He and Ryder Ripps (a kike) (still mutuals on social media), collaborated on various projects like a failed energy pill supplement, Sam even let Ryder sleep in office.
Kikes like Ethan Klein and Ari Shaffir have praised Sam. Sam happily hung out with crypto kikes like weev and accepted an invite to zog agent Roger Stone's living room. Sam even has said he happily works with jews in his WP1 cancellation damage control on reddit. Sam even made a pro-tranny sketch for Extreme Peace painting them as victims of doctors.
This shit gets brought up all the time and the ears it falls silent on are all inevitably shills working for Sam.

>Sam makes a one hour+ video shitting on and ranting about boomers
>A boomer breaks him in less than 5 minutes

Boomers are too powerful

Charles getting vindicated overnight is pretty funny. Everything he said about Sam was true.

>>212806248
can't find the tweet RN, but some slanty one time said "Haley just G-checked Vivek like snoop dogg" in reference to some browngroid debate thing and that's exactly what this post sounds like

>bots in the comments trying to pretend this is anywhere close to how hard sam mogged idubbbz
>"he's getting a taste of his own medicine"
LMFAO

>>212807533
I didn't used to hate him either but he's a huge jerk who punches down so me and others are delighted to see him take an L

>>212807531
Interesting point. Some people think god is something to be taken advantage of. I'm not religious but I couldn't conceive of something like that. Besides praying to god for a new bicycle after it got stolen when I was a child.

>feel insecure when comedians make jokes at your expense
>Very effeminate energy, feel personally offended by everything
>0 improv skills
>constantly use your size as a way to compensate your low verbal iq
>glory days are long gone
>just a thing to be made fun of
>proven homosexual tendencies
>be sam hyde
>pic unrelated

>>212807533
I didn't hate Sam Hyde until I saw what he is live on fishtank. Before that you could just see him in edited videos and what he chooses to put out.

>>212806476
>>212806836
i was watching the episode with Nick Mullen it kinda caught me off guard that a comedian was actually trying to do nothing but comedy during his podcast. you don't really see that with these "comedian" podcasters.

>>212807541
Boomer comedians before social justice and canceling used to joke about Rabbis chewing foreskins like bubblegum
There is nothing Sam could have said to shock Harland and he should have realized it right away

>>212807625
This.

>>212807606
They will let those through first on season 5. I promise you.

>>212807606
does Jet have thicker skin than Sam at this point? at the very least Jet has to take occasional abuse from his own contestants.

>>212807622
Harland is one of the last true comedians. He values funny over anything else and he doesn't take anything else into account.

>>212807640
jet does whippets he just blocks 90% of audio and visual information

>>212807617
Interesting.

He's great on fishtank. Even season 4 he had moments.

>>212807640
jet seethes when people make fun of his mumble rap

Why didn't Sam just let Nick talk? Nick flowed way better in the few moments he did talk.

>>212807659
Worldcorp was good

terrible day to be an underage brown groyper

>>212807640
Jet had insane childhood so his mental state is different. He came from abuse while Sam was a trust fund rich kid who couldn’t take no for an answer.

both sides are at fault. either sam asked to be on the podcast, or he was invited. either way, there was no need to bring the entire crew. it could've been a one on one. sam does all the talking anyway, as the leader. then there's the issue of the cramped, tiny room. if harland knew there wouldn't be enough space then he should have said so, or sam could've asked if there would be space. the fact that everyone looks uncomfortable in this small room makes it seem like a contrived situation done for laughs.

>hahaha wouldn't it be funny if we crammed 8 people into this shitty little podcast studio that's in a spare bedroom? hahahaha how quirky!!!

the whole thing comes off as a retarded waste of time, which is what most podcasts are anyway. sometimes you learn something useful or interesting but 95% of the time, you don't.

at the end of the day all these guys give off the sense that they don't need (You) to watch their shit. they're already rich. they can do whatever they want. they already have enough of an NPC audience where if they lost 10% of their audience they could still live in luxury.

harland, sam, two sides of the same coin. lame, unfunny hacks.

>>212807662
Nick was too shy. Refer to Charls, he knew that he could speak up when he wanted to. Nick acts like a shy, nervous child whenever he does someone else's show.

>>212807662
He's on a mission from god to ramble about jews

>>212807366
i thought it was a joke for years until i started to slowly realizing that sam really is just a city-slicker hoodrat punk. i thought his wigger persona and dressing like shit was just a joke and a play on decadent low culture, but i think he just genuinely is like that. he seems to genuinely subscribe to the cartoon idea of being a cool guy is to be "rich guy fast with the rolex vroom vroom drive the super car in the city yeaah baby!!!" like what an idiotic russian or saudi teen thinks is cool.

>>212807662
Sam is literally insane. He interrupted Nick talking to ask for scissors and then commanded Nick to cut some thread off his shirt.

Realistically, from here on out, if Sam ever does get a chance on a podcast, he needs to let Nick or Charles be the frontman. He can quip from the back. Sam just doesn't really have the backbone to take heat from strong opposition.

Shit even comments mog Sam's whole comedy career.

>>212806837
i think a lot of guys, especially these le hecking dissident right comedians, want to claim norm almost as if they feel like theyre supposed to love him. its never for any good reason it seems. just that hes le based and everyone else is le cringe.

>>212806146
I thought it was weird, but i figured he was just disingenuous towards any questions by that point.

>>212807703
They were literally only there to plug extreme peace. It doesn't matter

>>212806539
yeah sitting and smoking a cigar and saying "get a skill" like 50 trillion other "alpha males" on tiktok is doing is truly saving a generation, bro. you people are ridiculous.

>>212807743
How’d that go?

>>212806146
You just don't understand the hustle and bustle of the big city

>climb your way up from kill tony's henchmen podcasts
>to big influencer podcasts
>and finally land on an og comedian podcast, one step away from JRE
>sperg out and lose the non-autistic audience you built
he's a fucking retard lmao

Do mainstream people not know about Marky Thompson his 15 yr gf?

>>212807685
>both sides are at fault

Holy Cope, it's clear Nick was excited to be on an actual podcast that would have helped branch his stand up

>>212807747
yeah making multiple generations of disaffected males realize they don't have to mentally castrated slaves to liberal leftist tyranny and can have fun is pure evil. post your chastity cage.

Sam Hyde will always be a based GOD. He mogged the fuck out of this boomer faggot. Fuck trannies. Fuck Harland.

>>212807809
Is that really something you needed help with?

>>212807726
That's actually sad if unfunny right wing comedians are trying to co-opt Norm. I liked Norm and found him hilarious but it had nothing to do, or very little with actual politics.

Harland editing out anytime Sam tries to promote any of his brand is hilarious.

>>212807726
To be fair, norm did get into a lot more of the political discussions later on in his life. He still prioritized being funny but there are times where he made his opinions without framing them as jokes.

>>212807783
Until Marky herself shows up there will always be some doubt with it
It also doesn't help some drugged out insane woman is the one currently pushing it

>>212807781
Its back to livestreaming after this
>MS13GROYPER88 DONATED 20 DOLLARS : Sam, I'm retarded and my shits all fucked up
>"get your life in order my virtual son"

>>212805497
a shitty boomer comedy podcaster and a washed up irony millennial collaborated to make the unfunniest fake and gay staged fight ever conceived, Sam has a sizable audience of obsessed worshipers and obsessed haters, all of them are mentally retarded and fell for it

a stunt this lazy really shouldn't generate this much free PR but when your audience is this retarded I guess you don't really need to put much effort it, the one funny part is Charls sardonically saying "this is crazy" like he clearly knows its stupid and doesn't give a shit at all

>>212807846
Marky already did show up and she regrets the whole thing lol. Fbi got involved and nothing happened.

>>212807644
This.

Now that I saw EP5, they have no shame at all. I think we are just to focused on Nick sperging out/star stuck.
Fuck Harland. This might actually open up doors for him, perhaps podcasters will be like yo that fuckin Harland was on my podcast being a boomer prick. The heat lamp reveal kinda shows how annoying Harland is.

Anyways, at first I thought oh shit, they are humiliated but its just Nick. Seeing Chuck suck a dildo on EP5 for 4 minutes shows they realy give no fucks at all and comedy is comedy to them. The table situation was comedic and If the whole MDE crew can see Charles sucking a dildo for 5 minutes as comedy, Im sure they can respect sam tipping a boomers desk as comedy.

Right here you can see Sam tell Nick "You see what Im Saying" https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU?t=492 like he was fucking with him right off the bat as soon as they met.
Also after seeing Nick towards the end, I think part of his red face may be infact sunburn cause his eyes are a bit pale.

It's so funny how when Harland makes Sam uncomfortable he randomly starts talking about Indians or Jews. His brain is totally cooked from being worshiped by /pol/cels the last 10 years.

>>212807870
How long ago was that?
I was under the impression she wanted nothing to do with Sam, positive or negative

So this was Harland's podcast and Sam shows up with 10 goons? Is that part of Sam's shtick?

>and then *sniffles* the boomer said he was jewish and said i look like a rape victim
Sam is 40 years old btw. That shit is acceptable from a 16 year old not an old man.

>>212807886
NOOOOO YOU DONT GET IT A TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY WILL DESTROY YOU UNLESS YOU BUY MONDO BITS AND FISH BUX

>>212807841
yeah but even then, his statements did not mean "hmm i guess ill make saying fuck kikes and jeets my entire personality 24/7 from now on!!". norm would make statements that were very commendable when comedy was dominated by reddit atheist types like when he spoke out about shitting on the bible and christianity as a joke is a low-hanging fruit and that its not brave, which hes totally right on. agreeing with that does not mean you have to be le epic based hitler /pol/acktron 9000

>>212807878
>Fuck Harland. This might actually open up doors for him,

>>212807893
yea Sam is a coward

>>212807824
no but unfortunately there are many who are being groomed on discord and other (((platforms))) into your toxic ideology who need to see the light!

>>212807893
Tried to recreate the matan situation except he didn't have a nepo baby zoomer in front of him

>>212807685
Harland is actually a funny off the cuff comedian from a different era. People like him barely exist anymore

>>212806539
>sam has done something beneficial and positive for young men
has he set up a non profit organization to help disaffected young men?

>>212806146

he looks like a guy who has a ton of allergies

>>212807893
10 Goons? Dude its the comedy troupe for the show they just produced.

>>212807915
>your toxic ideology
why do people on this website immediately assume you're diametrically opposed to them just because you think they're acting retarded

>Sam begging Harland to talk about le serious politics on a comedy podcast
K
W
A
B

>>212807908
and Norm was lying 50% of the time then too. Norm was a contrarian (in the best sense) above all. Other actual funny comedians could not tell if he was trolling sometimes.

>marky
>edie
>big purp
>spoiled trust fund faggot
>can dish it out but can't take shit himself
why is this unfunny gigajew even discussed here again?

>>212807944
and Damiel

>>212807905
why couldnt sam handle this? his entire career has been doing this exact thing. im remembering now in hindsight his kickstarter TV series being so much less interesting than i thought it was back in the early 10s. its people making gay and retarded shit, but the entire video is just sam saying "DYKE PUSSY!! FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!!!" over and over. it was pretty funny back then, but should have grown out of that now and should be able to take the heat himself now that he has some notoriety

>>212807944
Nick is a given, I can see the rationale for Charls And Erick but everyone else shouldn't have been there.

>>212807944
My bad, that makes more sense

>>212807908
I did not mean to imply that Norm was a grifter lol. He was very nuanced in his opinions.

was harland actually heating up the room to make it uncomfortable in an Eric Andre way or no, I'm still confused about that

>>212807973
Yes there was a heat lamp literally behind Sam

>>212807951
yeah for sure. norm could adopt this absolutely heinous, psychopathic nihilistic character sometimes in a way that was not off putting like sam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbnJFQ5pnog

>Old Jew: Cunnilingus is a Scottish word...
>The Absolute Retard Mouthbreather that is Sam: Uhh actually, look up the ethymology, it's Latin.
Absolutely zero improv or funny skills, what a fucking faggot, he should have added something about Scotland or whatever. Like the possibility of instantaeous dick sucking because of kilts or something.
0 wit, 0 sharpness, can't believe this was the same guy that did the Paradigm Shift Ted X troll talk...

>>212807947
>liberal leftism destroying the West? Pshh, that's a meme! le billions must die chud!

Now I understand, the jew shit/HH shit was an attempt to get the camera men kvetching/storm out and have Harlands staff walk out on the show.

>>212807953
kys troon

>>212807991
Sam didn't write the ted x shit
When sam writes, you get the funko pop video

>>212808002
literal schizophrenia

>>212802484 (OP)
That hat must have infuriated Sam

>>212808006
That girl in the chamonix shirt is pretty cute

>>212808002
When'd I say that? You're arguing with ghosts.

>>212808022
Wish I could upvote your post

>>212808019
>Sam didn't write the ted x shit
True, but it was still performed immaculately.

>>212808016
your hero begged for some mangina lmao

>actual comedian making jokes
>average sam fan : NOOOO THIS WASNT JOKES IT WAS A CLASH OF IDEOLOGIES
how do these people even function
wait they don't, they have to paypal sam to ask him how life works

>>212807617
Watching the downfall of Sam and Jet in real time has been extremely entertaining. I enjoy seeing them get humiliated and the smugness slowly fading from their faces. Can't wait till it happens again

>His friends are ashamed
Meanwhile on Episode 5. I don't think their ashamed about the desk lol.

>>212808034
lil bro, you come across as a redditor atheist jsyk

>>212807972
no, i know. im just saying that many nu-fans of norm have this obnoxious /pol/ack tier humor and ideology and subsume him into their flock as if he wouldnt find them absolutely detestable. always felt like a person like zach hadel would be able to riff really well with norm

>>212807958
I think his ego has gotten to his head. Sam really thought he could the podcast into some /pol/ thing. Im fine with that but you’re not going to get very far with a comedian that has dealt with people like that for years. All of his crew looked like creepy faggots and were rightly called out for it.

>>212808073
what the actual fuck is this? is this from the new world peace? havent watched that garbage but what the hell is going on? is that chuck?

this was the difference between an professional comedian with decades of experience making strangers laugh, taking insults and sniffing out frauds; and some internet guy venturing out of his comfort bubble.

>>212802484 (OP)
This Harlan guy should be over the moon that he has such widespread support in the trans/jewish/pedophile/schizophrenic/community. The outpouring of support that's evidenced here on /tv/ and /pol/ is wild for a guy that nobody knows the name of who does a podcast that nobody watches.
I think that he got exactly what he asked for, a gorilla nest.

>>212808053
because Sam is a monkey, all he can do is dance

It does not matter, none of these millions of threads fucking matter. The truth will all come out on the next PGL/Scuffed Realtor. You think Nick is going to just shut his show down and not talk about it lol.
Everything here is speculation. Im sure once they talk about it on their podcast it will help demystify everything. Until then these tons of threads are a waste of time

>>212807893
If he didn't bring people, he'd be stealing the spotlight for their work
If he brings them, he's showing up with his "goons"

This is like being mad that a band isn't just the lead singer going to do press alone

>>212806858
There was no chip on the shoulder, he was throwing back Sam's own banter at him and he couldn't take it.

>>212808105
Yeah I'm sure they'll say the truth.

>>212808091
Yea its from EP5. Chuck goes up on stage to get his Prom king award, he slips, flys in the air and blows himself for 5 minutes. lol
I think, that it may be a diss to whoever was actually prom king in Woonsocket 2002.

sam was literally only funny to me 10+ years ago when he was on his manic broke loser phase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrCIhc39tTA

>>212808102
remember that gorilla dancing in a giant pool? elegant and funny. sam cant even dance.

>>212808091
it's chuck. he cucked. buck status? broken. ethot wife? bogged. mirth level? poor.

>>212808093
sam hyde has been allowed to coast off his "irate baby rampage" persona for way too long. it stopped being funny and started being a crutch a long time ago. its not surprising now it has cost him everything.

>>212808073
I wonder who wrote that skit

>>212808096
I like this, poetic, retarded, right but in a way I don't like, thanks

>>212806604
>this guy directly pays Sam Hyde money
Just the thought of this is completely insane

>>212808108
Maybe they wouldn't have looked like goons if Sam hadn't hogged the spotlight and let them talk. Nick got in more humerous quips in his three seconds talking than Sam ever did during the entire thing.

>>212808096
Sam got bodied man, stop coping.
I liked the old MDE videos, the first World Peace and the current Sam Hyde show videos but that doesn't mean I have to pretend that this podcast appearance wasn't a complete bomb.
Also I never knew about this Harland Jew, but I listened to that podcast with Sam where the brain damaged MMA guy kept interrupting so that's why Jewgle reccd this podcast.

>>212808096
Whatever nigger. Maybe if you posted Fishtank crap on the right board >>>/bant/ no one would be talking about it.

>>212806742
sounds like you need to get a skill

>>212808074
Sorry I "come across" that way. You actually ARE a retard who sperged out and rambled about irrelevant bullshit for no reason.

>>212806539
LMAO

>>212806858
Bro guarantee you that Harland has no fucking clue who Sam and his people are, he was treating them like a comedian would treat any nobody and it hurt Sam's feelings.
>"When does this get serious?"

>>212808180
>sperged out
can you fucking gay kikes stop using this buzzphrase

>>212808074
If you think Sam is actually a Christian you’re delusional but ok.

10 years ago Sam and crew were on the cutting edge of comedy.
Where the fuck are they now? Because it seems like Sam is nowhere near the edge except for sacrificing comedy for serious father figure guru political sperging.

Being funny is the way you get your ideas across to people who might be hostile to it, the funny can open the door to changing minds. Why did Sam completely forget this?

You're arguing with the most pathetic losers on earth who have to donate money to Sam to ask him how to function in society btw

>>212808108
Yeah for sure. I didn't know that Sam was part of a comedy troupe. I thought he was a singular entity that could hold his own on a 1v1 podcast

Nick was star struck. It was only Nick, the rest of the crew were holding in laughter. THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK. I thought Sam fucked it all for them too until I saw episode 5. They give 0 fucks. If they can do this shit on camera and laugh about it, Im sure they found the table smashing comedic.
Nick was nervous, but it was just him, noone else in the crew.

>>212808096
Besides giving memorable performances in:
There's Something about Mary
Dumb and Dumber
Half Baked
Superstar
Within the last year or two Harland has been on Rogan, Nick Mullen has been on Harland's podcast, Harland has been on Kill Tony multiple times. Why would 4chan not know him?

>>212808179
You should read bullshit jobs, it kind of spells out why being willing to be bored at work with boring coworkers is in itself a skill, and sadly a reasonably lucrative one. In exchange, I paypig for uncool middle aged edgy guys talking, so it goes.

>>212808204
taboo culture completely broke and the average comedian makes jokes about how black people are pets
In peak censorship era sam was fresh, no longer.

>>212808213
texas comedy scene needs to die holy shit

>>212808204
/pol/ takes from 2016 are mainstream now. sam just repeats shit elon musk tweets on a regular basis.

>>212808211
hell yeah! charls is BASED

>>212808213
We prefer unfunny irrelevent washed up millenials instead, which is why Sam is our guy.

>>212808135
Charles does not fucking care at all. He is in it for the laughs and does not care about doing gay shit, or maybe he is? Idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbEhJYj6ko
But all I can say for sure, say for certain is that Charles has no limits to make people laugh. Respect for Charles and his laugh extracting comedy at the expense of gay jokes.

>>212807484
>You go watch the movies these people were in and they are more edgy than World Peace.
Like what?

>>212808093
Exactly this. Idk what's so hard to figure out about this. Harland effortlessly demolished the kill Tony crowd on a whim. Behind the scenes he recently acquired fuck you money from writing/selling a children's show so I'm pretty sure he's just doing a victory lap and having fun dismantling a new generation of "comics" without having to worry about repercussion.

>>212808199
>erm can you guys stop using this freaking phrase??
you really have nothing

INFLUENCE TEAMS, THE CHUDS ARE POWERFULLY RESISTING US IN THIS THREAD!

SAM HYDE IS BAD FOR RESISTING MASS IMPORTATION OF BROWN PEOPLE INTO WHITE PEOPLE COUNTRIES! SHUT HIM DOWN AT ALL COSTS!

>>212808256
Would you mind giving an example of something elon has said that's a "/pol/ take" and not just aesthetically

Okay but why did the gorilla nest thing make him sperg out so bad?

>>212807963
Eric, Shcultz and their yes man chinese guy?
Eric is crucial part of the MDE cast and Schultz is director you idiot. They are MDE

>>212808199
>buzzphrase
it's been a common part of 4chan vernacular for at least 15 years. perhaps you should go back.

>>212808293
white replacement, klaus schwab etc

>>212808277
i'm just trying to help you get some rizz lil bro. "sperged out" is basically saying "im jewish and transgender" at this point. might as well say "you're an edgy nazi chud bigot!"

>>212808126
lmao this video is great. for me it was his video torrenting bioshock infinite and just shitting on steampunk and gay reddit shit for like 10 minutes and then playing the game for like 30 seconds. i remember when steampunk shit was so fucking big in like 2010 and it was such an annoying gay phenomenon that i am so insanely glad is gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDFyHuQarg8

>>212808293
original tweet was something about lower iq among blacks and how they shouldnt touch some jobs
No, you aren't edgy anymore. You guys are becoming in real time the new andrew dice clay dinosaurs, not recognising your shock value is now everyday banter

>>212808302
>takes steroids and throws things and builds his brand as an unhinged animal
>mad when people call him one
gorilla nest is his mk ultra activation phase

>>212808320
chrislynchian post

Remember when the idubbz documentaries came out, and for a while sam and ian were both pretending everything went fine and they were booth cool with it? then eventually as other events unfolded it became clear that both ian and sam had ulterior motives beyond just being funny and random- idubbz was making a hitpiece and sam caught on and was intentionally making him look dumb?

i think this will turn out to be a similar situation. for the moment, there's really no telling what the true intentions were. there's many ways to read what happened. it could have all just been jokes. it could have been harland actually did plan it out in a way that makes sam look stupid. it could be that sam was legitimately angry or he was just trying to be funny.

very strange situation.
also, being this deeply ironic is fucked up and must be a kind of mental hell. I don't understand why people do it

>>212808339
>being against institutional racism in hiring is le /pol/
Genuinely kill yourself faggot

>>212808370
He endorsed a tweet about blacks having lower iq, my underage brown groyper friend.

>>212808312
Sometimes you have to pick and choose who is going to be the face of your product on a media tour, maybe who would be best for what situation and interviewer
Someone's home podcast studio for a fucking comedy podcast is not the place for your extended actor/writer/director/producer group and ball glazing wigger entourage to all show up at once, holy shit

>>212808379
Do black people not have a lower IQ? That has nothing to do with politics, that's just a measurable statistic

>>212808278
It's not about that. He's unfunny and sperged out on a comedy podcast like a petulant child. He's neither an effective political influencer or comedian, it's just sad at this point.
T. Been a fan for a decade

>>212808360
Nick is going to have to talk about it next scuffed realtor. Until then everything's speculation and just generating a buzz. Sams goal it to make 1M view videos on every podcast he goes on so he is Joe Rogan material. And if that means flipping a table or acting like a douche then so be it for that 1MIL. Also that 1MIL is going to make Harlands sponsors real happy. Sam is trying to troll his way to the top of his video of his shitty podcast. Theres no way the Bobby lee 500k episode will surpass his within the next week.

>>212808411
>T.
here's how Harland can still win!

>>212807765
*charls sucking his own dick for 4 minutes.webm*

>>212808270
bro, thats just gay

>>212808395
yes but its not something you just say out loud when you're a public figure jfc
same thing happened with crime stats, they were innately "racist" and now your average soccer mom quotes them
Do I have to draw a picture or something? You are no longer cutting edge, and by extension none of this is humoristic since its widely accepted instead of being shocking and opposed to the dogma

>have you ever been raped? you look like you have
this is the best part

>>212808444
I'm not even arguing your point, I was genuinely just looking for examples that were more than just aesthetically "/pol/", and you gave me examples that are purely aesthetic/performative

>>212808444
more non-whites into white countries NOW

>>212808390
All he cares about is exposure no matter the cost I guest. Any press is good press when trying to get attention. Look he already made top 10 in Harlands. He is already on the top of Matans videos. He will forever top everyone on his stupid fucking podcast and every one of his comedic freinds that ever goes on his podcast will be forced to see Sam Hyde at the top of his most popular videos, thus getting more exposure to comedians.

>>212808471
>"n-no huh have you?"
great comeback sammy

>>212808471
Nosy

What I want to know is, did he actually go to Sam's show afterwards or not? Has this been answered anywhere? You would think if he did go to the show other people attending would have mentioned it since he's a famous comedian or whatever or something

>>212808485
>All he cares about is exposure no matter the cost

>>212808508
He visited his gorilla nest later that night

>>212808485
He already pwns all of Matans guest. He is the king of his popular videos, the same thing is going to happen the the Harland Highway Lot Lizzard podcast. That was the whole point. His game is to make sure every podcast he goes on generates 1MIL views as leverage to have him on and act wild. Also to get Joe Rogan to go "This guy gets 1M every podcast he is on". Thats 2 million eyes and 2 million ears watching sponsors idiot. ITS BUSINESS

>>212808508
Harland liked all the comments saying that he wouldn't go to Sam's show

>>212808481
What the fuck are you even saying
2016 /pol/ was sucking off jews against affirmative action, back then crime and iq posting was all it was. So yeah 2016 /pol/ takes that elon endorses are now mainstream, the original point >>212808256
talking with retarded groypers is incredibly taxing on my patience

>>212808430
These replies are so retardedly inorganic it's insane. Harland has already ""won"" in the sense that he's a normal guy with a family who specialized in a skill and made bank, you know, that thing sam always rants about. Sam has everything to gain and Harland has nothing to lose in this situation. Am I replying to a fucking former fishtank contestant right now?

>>212808517
Like a expensive billboard my man. No one will ever beat him on Harlands stupid podcast. Harland will never get a video that watchable again EVER.

>>212808471
Kek

>>212808430
Sam won. Sam won. Sam won.

lalalal I can't hear you

>>212808488
>Harland proceeds to paint a funny picture of himself rollerblading around in tight shorts
This is the difference between an actual comedian and a total hack

>>212808553
Look at Harlands video section and sort to most popular. Sam is easily going to get 1M by the end of July. Thus making MDE the most popular video in his whole archive of podcast episodes trumping all the other comedians that may have been in Mad TV, SNL etc. Forcing all comedians to recognize him that look at Harland's podcast. Publicity is Publicity. Like Charles said. The fuckin nerd is a brilliant publicity stunt actor.

>>212808550
You are insufferably stupid. Any ordinary liberal will say that black people have a low IQ (because of le socio economic factors) and admit that DEI hiring practices are unfair against whitey (it's le heckin wholesome reperations.) You have yet to post anything Elon has said that's evocative of c. 2016 /pol/ (gas the kikes, murdoch murdoch, etc)

>>212808604
>b-b-b-but he didn't call for TNK/TKD!!!!
I feel so sorry for your parents

>what happened? strawpoll
https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQ5GEVn4
https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQ5GEVn4

>>212808622
>z0mg did he just make a DEI joke 0_o
Imagine being this easy to impress

>>212808579
>lalalal
ESL moment

>>212808604
>Elon has said that's evocative of c. 2016 /pol/ (gas the kikes
2016 /pol/ was behind Milo and le based shapiro and generally civnat sentiment was at its highest you complete newfriend.

>>212808604
Nah, they will passive agressivly point out some white troon and say look we have whites.

>>212808603
Yes I'm sure other established comedians are now chomping at the bit to do business with Sam after he said/did nothing funny, destroyed a set and physically assaulted the host.

>>212808604
https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/has-elon-musk-been-caught-posting-on-4chan-analyzing-the-viral-rumor-surrounding-adrian-dittmann-theories

>>212808661
>ACTUAL schizophrenia

>>212808655
ITS BUSINESS YOU FUCKING RETARD. WHAT DON'T YOU GET!?
The point of podcast is to GET VIEWS FOR SPONSORS. If he helps get the most eyes and ears to be forced to see some cucks manscape sponsors then he is a MONEY MACHINE. Its not about how you feel about it you fucking idiot. PODCASTING IS A BUSINESS you retard!

>>212808655
I still can't believe he's straight up assaulted the guy over nothing. What the absolute fuck

>>212808661
Yeah you really pwned me this is a true blue /pol/tard

>>212808635
Always attack never defend

>>212808629
Sure dinosaur.

>>212808683
Sam is a liability and whether or not it was planned/collaborative he comes across as a thin skinned nepo-baby sperg. Yes it objectively gets views, but I'm not convinced it's 4D chess on Sams part..

Most of these pod-casters dont do it for "Fun". Its their fucking job because they are washed up comedians that have not been funny since 2005. Its the last resort to make money. You dont understand the business side of it. They get paid by a thing called sponsors that keeps the show running and pockets lined with cold hard cash. As if you needed a high IQ to understand this.

> Hey Theo Von, its your sponsor ball buzzer hair clippers, Im not sure if you already saw our other client Harland show, but this guy Sam Hyde got him his first 1M views. We are interested in having him on your show, We will pay you $XXXXX to have him on for 30 minutes. He seems to have a reputation to get Millions of views and that helps us sell product.

Do you faggots get how TV works? Showing war on tv sells adds, my 600lb life sells ads. Its a business fucking idiots. And YouTube ads give a lot less fuck then TV.

Yes Nick was star struck, and the only one nervous. You guys are sympathizing with him too much. Everyone else was holding in laughter. The truth will all come out on the next Scuffed Realtor. Everything else is gay gossip

>>212808810
you're just seething because your e-daddy had a melty and embarrassed himself

>>212808794
You think manscaped wont want to get in on a 1MIL view and ask one of their comedians to invite him on the podcast for 30 minutes in exchange for a cheque. The real boss of the podcast are the people who finanicaly line the host pockets. STEVEO has done way more insane shit.
>YEA DUDE LET ME GIVE YOU A LINK OF MY ASSHOLE, ME STAPLING MY BALLS TO MY THIGHS, AND ME EATING SHIT, BUT BEFORE THAT HERES A LINK TO BLUE CHEWS

>>212808810
Youtube only gives ads to people who play by the rules tho. They have given Sam Hyde a pass for a few years but the optics of platforming a liability like Sam keep getting worse. YT may live money that much tho that deplatforming Sam might cost them a pretty penny.

>>212808852
Steve O is "reformed"

Is Sam Hyde going to "reform" his image like Steve O?

>>212808851
Its not about that at all. Fuck that TRT shriveled testicle fag. Its about how stupid you are and not able to understand the basic fundamentals of a podcasting business. Its unbelievable to me how retarded you guys are and the mental blocks you guys have to not see how being a 1 million viewer reputation trumps the stupid stuff he does. Its a business. Its about getting people to see sponsors. Thats how pod-casters get paid you retard.

my favorite part was when sam lectured him on the danger of seed oils after assaulting him and destroying his set

>>212808810
Harland recently wrote/sold a children's show for big money. That's why he's doing the rounds now. What we're seeing with him is a legitimate real stand-up comedian fucking with e-celebs/hacks on kill Tony, jre and now Sam because he can afford to burn bridges.

>>212808213
>Memorable performances.
>Walk-ons and extra roles.
This guy is a total nobody who obviously had connections at the temple but never took off.

>>212808810
>they are washed up comedians that have not been funny since 2005.


Sam is a washed up comedian who hasn't been funny since 2013

>>212808891
Yeah i guess Jake Paul or whatever got a million views on the suicide forest video and that worked out. Let's just do the most insane trash content fucking assaulting people and showing dead bodies I'm sure the Advertiserswill love that

Sam literally said Heil Hitler at the end k the video

>>212808891
thats an even dumber reason to be so upset

>>212808890
Sam is not selling ads, he is getting exposure to himself and his projects. The leverage to have him on a podcast is sponsors asking pod-casters to have this faggot on for 30 minutes for like $10k+. You dont think some washed up comedian from the 2000s thats been on a comedy central roast or Mad TV wouldn't take that. Comics are shit bags. Joey Diaz is a shitbag enough to take it.

>>212808928
The Ted Bundy effect. All publicity is good publicity! Heil Hitler!

Why are people pretending to be outraged over this? From reading the thread you'd think sam beat that boomer up lmao

>>212804281
>AHHH HE FLIPPED OVER THE MILLIONAIRE'S DESK!! POLICE ARREST THIS VIOLENT NIGGER!
You care more about this than the boomer does

>>212808928
I guess podcasts guests should just go on these shows and break everything and scrawl swastikas all over the set with their shit for maximum attention

>>212808852
You do make a good point in that major podcasts are just as top down corrupt and controlled by advertisers as cable used to be, and that anything that drives engagement is desirable to them . But again I'm just really not sold that Sam did this as a "bit", and if it was a bit it clearly didn't land. Both things can be true

wtf Leo

>>212808921
Jake Paul and Mr Beast are YouTube employees at this point they are in a whole different league.
Sam decribes your character to a T
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0sjLSGsPMUY?t=33

>>212808955
He got outclassed by a superior troll, fucked up the guy's set because he couldn't beat him using words, and then put his hands on a man in his 60s. We're not outraged, we're shocked at how an uber alpha male like Hyde lost his shit. Haven't laughed this hard in a while. God bless Harland.

>>212808911
this is more of that "harland g checked sam hyde like snoop dogg" shit

>>212808939
You dont get it retard. Sam is not selling the ads! You idiots. You dumb person. Sam is selling 1Million views for exposure. Its called leverage. The Host are selling their show spotlite for ads. The host can censor the video like Harland did. All the sponsor has to do is sign a contract with the host that makes them promise to censor anything they want. What dont you get about it? Are you too slow to understand?

I think Harland did it on purpose. He would not have known that Sam was an animator and went to school for graphic design unless he did research

>>212808917
The fucking guy is already on Harlands top 10 within hours and already topped matans most popular vids. He will surpass Bobby Lee and Bill Bur by the end of the month. And noone will ever outdo sams vid because its a boring fucking podcast.

get in the gorilla nest

>>212809136
Is that some kind of nigger slang for section 8 housing units?

>>212809159
it could be

>>212809083
>embarrass yourself on purpose for 'exposure'
>podcast cuts out your plugs anyway
another successful business transaction

>>212808991
Fuck no he said at the 8 minute mark to nick that Harland was being a fag before the podcat started talking about ripe trees messing with them. His Bit is simply being the 1MIL view man. Thats what makes him valuable. Sponsors care about viewers and making money. Thats it.
He is going to make Harland's sponsors get 1M views for the first time, in exchange Harland's show is going to force all his other guest and subs to see him on the #1 popular vid in his channel. Mogging Bobby Lee and Bill Burr.
Through his foolish antics, he is spreading his reputation to reach more people, and he is MDE personified so he is advertising EP while doing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPIFLJZICg
Spreading like a fucking VIRUS DOOOD

>>212809256
>Harland was being a fag before the podcat


Sam said it so it's true

>>212809232
Its about the amount of views you retard. Stop looking at the content and look at the numbers, Your too retarded to understand business. You are probably some low iq nigger mutt product of a mudshark mom and absent father.

>>212809279
>A billion people watched me embarrass myself

>>212809293
So what. He is a modern day jesture, thats like his job. Like when Tom Green was playing with road kill on national television.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0287036/

>>212809326
a modern day gesture

Looks like Harland didn't go to the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU&t=1841s

>3:24

Sam: it's got seed oils
Harland: What's that gonna die
Sam: it like inflames your shit it's bad for you


lmao this faggot literally knows/believes in nothing. Repeating online right talking points has made him millions but he's too dumb and lazy to sit down and read an article so he can at least appear to know what he's talking about.

>>212809256
>Sponsors care about viewers and making money. Thats it.

Explain the Ad Pocalypse please.