Thread 212803099

Why don't Zoomers like this?

why are millennials obsessed with zoomers?

>>212803099 (OP)
Cuz everytime I ask to myself why can't I lick 2008 Megan Foxx's sweaty pits

10/10 scene
3/10 movie

>>212803099 (OP)
She's objectively hot but she was always so generically hot that I never understood why everyone went wild for her. Is that just me?

>>212803099 (OP)
I was 10 years old watching this the fuck you mean

>>212803173
>3/10 movie
it's at least a 7/10, this was 2007, the cgi was honestly incredible at the time. The plot wasn't bad, sure some of the characters like Anderson's were over the top but they are memorable. The humor was also on point for a pg-13 film.
The Bay nailed it with this one.

>>212803187
>t. didn't watch Jennifer's Body

>>212803332
the cgi still mogs it's sequels and basically every movie today

>>212803332
The CG was good, Megan was good, the stoned mom was semi-bangable, everything else was pure fucking garbage

>>212803099 (OP)
this chick is jewish. that's why.

>>212803099 (OP)
After I learned about the blood pact she made with her trashy white rapper husband I can no longer pop a boner to her

>>212803099 (OP)
She's too skinny and needs to stop shaving.

>>212803099 (OP)
Because they are losers who could never believe a nerd like shia could get a girl like that.

>>212803548
wrong shia isn't a bad looking dude

>>212803483
really that's what did it, not bogging herself beyond recognition?

>>212803099 (OP)
no pit hair to be quite honest

>>212803625
???

>>212803148
because nothing feels as good as slaying zoomer pussy because zoomer guys are faggots so these zoomettes are missing out and need some real lovin

>>212805501
You are a balding forty year old.

>>212805699
not him but no i'm 30

>>212803148
Nobody is but jews get a kick out of riling people up.

>>212803148
Because media has been ruined to cater to their weird tastes.

>>212803625
Cruisin

>>212803099 (OP)
the guy being such a stupid beta faggot ruined it for me.
I'm not saying pick a chad for the mc, but fucking hell, he was so fucking embarrassing to watch.

>>212806552
>what is character development

>>212806576
did he ever stopped being a retarded faggot?

>>212806675
he becomes le angry chad

>>212806811
my point, he is still fucking retarded.

>>212803625
He's got that Chris Watts stare going on

>>212806150
delete this you fucking go- I mean millennioomer

>>212803187
She was so perfectly hot it became uncanny.

correct opinion: she's remarkably mid

>>212803099 (OP)
I agree with them. It's shit and Megan Fox is not attractive.

Signed: Yoomer

>>212803548
How does it makes sense? Shia is fucking Mia Goth who's 20 times hotter

>>212807694
She is?

>>212807751
if this was reddit i would downvote your reply and type woosh

>>212803099 (OP)
As a zillenial I only cared about the cool robots

>>212803099 (OP)
Zoomers are lgbt

>>212807849
they're a sandwich?

>>212807802
Go the fuck back

>>212807869
A gay one

>>212803148
Because they know they fucked everything up with progressivism and are desperate to deflect the blame onto the next generation

>>212807914
i'd fuck that sandwich

>>212803332
Weird how slop movies from prior to 2012 now seem like quality productions

>>212803332
Freddy Kruger have four blades man, thats only three. Thats Wolverine!

>>212804376
Yeah thats him.

>>212803099 (OP)
Reminder she is an abusive pedophile brainwashing her sons into thinking they're girls.

>>212805699
I'm a bald GenX and I fuck your sister with ease. You zoomer faggots need to self delete already.

Reminder that Megan Fox turned her kids into trannies. Three kids and they are all either trwn or non-binary. She let Hollywood rape her kids. She deserves no recognition and no threads. Kill yourself, OP.

>>212803099 (OP)
Zoomers grew up with these movies and still like them. What bizarro world are you from?

zoomera are so estrogenated they identify with megan fox. they are fucked up. if you whip your cock out in front of zoomer, they WILL immediately start sucking it up like it contains the cure for covid.

>Why don't Zoomers like this?
>millennials pissed and shat themselves watching this
>why is boomer acting so corny bros?
>did gen x'ers really like watching shitty sitcoms?
>silent gen popped a stiffy watching this caked up hag show her ankle on the silver screen

>>212808757
What did he see?

>>212808776
The same threads every day on /tv/ - Television & Film. Forever.

>>212803099 (OP)
megan fox was always mid and astroturfed

>>212805699
No, I'm fully bald and 40.
My ojisan phase is the most powerful I've ever been.

>>212803099 (OP)
I think it’s porn addiction. Zoomies are the gooner generation and feel abject shame when confronted with their lustful proclivities. It helps to compartmentalize sexual activity so for them when something like a movie breaches this it upsets them.

>>212803099 (OP)
they would if it was that goofy 13 year old looking bitch zendaya

>>212809019
>megan fox was always mid and astroturfed
>t, ugly woman

>>212803099 (OP)
I thought she was getting whipped. I would have enjoyed that.

>>212807937
why do vampires prefer virgins?
>wouldn't your sandwich taste better if you knew no one had fucked it first?

>>212807962
>slop movies from prior to 2012
this was a super high budget film, like Iron Man 1 tier.
just looked it up, 140mil iron man, 147mil transformers...

>>212803099 (OP)
The "zoomers" have the ability to know what she looks like now.

>>212810015
>it cost a lot therefore it isn't slop

>>212803332
If you have only ever seen the first Bayformers it holds up alright but the sequels are -that bad- they make the first one pretty awful just by osmosis.

>>212803099 (OP)
one out of three zoomers are pre-diabetic

>>212810064
i have watched the 2007 transformers dozens of times because hbo would run it non stop for years after it came out.
standalone, it holds up as well or better than any other cgi heavy film from 2005-08

>>212803099 (OP)
Literally the meme

Transformers was really fucking boring.

>>212810155
my FACE is my MEME

>>212803099 (OP)
If Megan Fox does literally anything to your penis you might need Elon Musk to put a fucking chip in your brain.

She is a disgusting succubus demon from the depths of hell. All you have to do is look at her children and what she has turned herself into with plastic surgery. She's raising two tranny children and everyone knows tranny children are the result of parents pushing it on them.

She was hot, but not anymore. Anyone who knows what she is and what she looks like today should be repulsed by her in all forms both past and present.

Zoomers already know Megan Fox isn't hot.
We didn't, because she temporarily was when this movie aired. Now that it's "old news" it's just "that hideous plastic surgery tranny demon bimbo from pedowood" being in her prime and in a slop movie it hits differently. It's really nothing special.

>piss yellow skies
Also the color grading in that whole movie was meme garbage.

>>212810220
>She is a disgusting succubus demon from the depths of hell.
that wasn't a documentary

>>212803099 (OP)
IS THAT A FEMALE BODY? AHHHHHH RAPE!

>>212810473
me as the one getting raped

>>212810473
This but unironically. Like imagine getting to use prime Megan Fox anyway you wish, sticking panties in her mouth so that she can't protest.

>fucked up thumb
>thigh vein the size of a dick
pass

Zoomers are faggots and they're scared of sexy women.

>>212807935
bingo

>>212805699
could've just said he's an NTR final boss

>>212806856
So are all who live to see such times.

>>212803187
you are (not) alone

>>212803173
I miss sean so much

this seems incredibly obvious to me. boomers are so brainless that they go "WOAH HOT GIRL AWOOOGAA" and that's a major selling point/talking point. every damn popular movie in the boomer reign had some sort of token "hot girl" thing going on which is so unartful and cringe. it's good to have good-looking actors and actresses in a film for visual beauty, but dangling a hot woman in front of your face like a carrot as a fundamental aspect of the movie is degrading to women, and far more importantly, degrading to the male viewer, like "you're such a mindless man who's so stupid, look at this video of a woman arching her back and be totally mesmerized!!". people love throwing porn addiction accusations around and saying that zoomers are pathetic/gay, but it's the complete opposite -- we take sexuality more seriously and see more meaning in it beyond "HOLY SHIT PENIS GO UP". it's just retarded. and it's all corporate money-making bullshit anyways. it was written by Alex Kurtzman (jewish) and directed by Michael Bay (jewish). what more needs to be said?

>>212813503
also for the sake of this reply im using boomers and millennials interchangeably

>>212807694
Based.

>>212803099 (OP)
Zoomers were raised on fat acceptance and negro worship

>>212805699
>based millennials
I'm a ripped chad in my 40's with a full head of hair and not a single gray and I love mogging lil faggot zoom zooms out in the clubs stealing their bitches, taking them back to my pad and creampieing them with full knowledge I'm old enough to be their father

>>212813741
>in your 40s and going to clubs and having casual sex instead of being a grown ass man and having a family
faggot cringe

>>212813797
>jokes on you cringe faggot I have two families with 3 grown up kids
Yeah I was waiting for this post from the typical jealous trooned out sissy wimp loser whos mad I'm getting more pussy in a week than what they'll ever have in their whole entire life HAHAHA

>>212803187
I know what you mean anon. Like she’s TOO hot it sends my brain into overload where it’s just like “yeah she’s hot” but don’t go AWOOGA and hit myself with an oversized mallet

>>212813924
ok so it's even worse, instead of just not having a family, you have multiple families with multiple divorces because you can't maintain a stable marriage and your multiple children have to deal with the fallout, nice job!

>>212805699
>balding forty year old still gets more zoomette pussy that a full head of haired 25 year old
self burn

>>212814012
Wrong again butt blasted raping niggers dried up cumstain. I've never been married but have multiple partners who don't know eachother. Stay mad faggot and die alone kissless HAHAHA

>>212810442
>Hellspawn plays a movie role about a succubus
>SHE'S NOT REALLY A DEMON BIMBO WITH TRANS KIDS OF PLASTIC SURGERY
Anon, you're missing the plot.
Jennifer's Body wasn't a documentary it was a distraction.
Megan is the succubus. We have yet to see her hideous fully grown form. She's already looking like a nightmare though and everyone around her is suffering and godless.

>>212803099 (OP)
WHAT IVE DONE

>>212803099 (OP)
how much sex did the producers have with megan before this?

she was only hot in transformers
If you think she is still hot right now you are brain broken

>>212816082
Nobody thinks Megan is attractive anymore, besides maybe pajeets on facebook.
There are endless hellspawn trying to prop this plastic bimbo up as some beauty standard but she resembles a potato in makeup more than a human being these days so everyone knows it's bullshit.

>>212803099 (OP)
zoomers don't like woke cunts like megan fox

>>212807935
This, there are no zoomers in any significant government position, but congress is filled with Soilennials & Boomers. Some of genX is okay.
t. 97 Zoomba

>>212803099 (OP)
Zoomer here. What movie is this?

>>212803099 (OP)
Was it just me, or did anyone else find Megan Fox really hot in this scene?