Jumpscare edition

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>cutterleaks is still tayseething
Put a Tay on it

>>212805020
>mexitank has live subtitling
How are they so much more competent than the wiggers?

"And then he asked him to make a gorilla nest and he chimps out."

>>212805061
its not very good

>no laundry machine
>no laundry service
How the fuck do they clean their clothes and linens in El Salvador?

>jump scare edition

Beto is trying to convince Sara to move to mexico with him after the show

i want a gf that looks like ellie and has her sense of humor but has 0 friends and is completely reliant on me and is codependent.

What is Estanque Jet's actual name? He doesn't deserve to be associated with the wigger loser now known as American Jet any longer.

>>212805006 (OP)
>>212805082
>people simp for this

>touches girls
>they touch back

>>212805089
>no friends
>codependent
You don't want this, because it's morally just.. wrong. You want a girl who has lots of friends, yes including guy friends, because it rounds her out as a person.

Post the Charls humiliation ritual

We demands signs of life

>>212805089
>I want to date a child

Is Ethan Ralph really going to be on Mexican Fish Tank?

>>212805114
lionbros...

>>212805100
>Nick in the back hyperventilating

>>212805116
lol, cuck

>>212805095
Roberto

>>212804705
Brother there are testicles between those legs

>>212805067
"Damnit it's Adult Swim all over again..."

>>212805089
You will be lonely for the rest of your life it seems.

>>212805089
2nd'ing the you don't want this

t. been there, it's suffocating and exhausting

Sam Hyde (40) beats famous hollywood comedian Harland Williams (Half-Baked, Freddy Got Fingered) half to death in this 57 second supercut of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

Longer HD 3 Min Clip: https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4?si=8oZ7q5ZHFZe-DZm6

>>212805089
you gotta be a Twink Chad like bagelkIaus

>>212805124
We can only hope

>>212805089
date a 35+ year old man if you want someone with her sense of humor

>>212805169
don't watch this video it's cryoqueer shilling his own shitty clip

>>212805146
gracias

>>212805114
That little nack scratch must've felt heavenly

>>212805171
>that shirt on the right
LOL i think getting to know is finally curing me of my simping

>>212805169
Thanks Cryo I still support you.

>>212805169
>The Victim, 62 Year Old Senior Citizen Harland Williams was shaken and disturbed by his guests actions. In the 15 year history of the 1,200 episode podcast nothing like this had ever happened before

>>212805197
ew he's still trying to leech clout off of Sam?

>>212805147
Maybe but it just looks like hair to me.

>>212805089
ive dated women like this before where eventually you become their entire world and trust me it gets really annoying. when you're not fucking them being around a woman 24/7 gets hellish they need friends and distractions so they leave you alone throughout the day.

>>212805165
Speak for yourself i know what i want

>>212805212
<3

>>212805197
It's a good clip tho. The 3 min one has all the money shots

>>212805230
He humilated and allowed assault on me in front of thousands of people do you have any idea how many doxxing and death threats I got? FUCK SCAM HYDE AND MDE

>>212805176
They'll have to let him sneak in xannies

>>212805169
:)

>>212805169
Fuck off, Cryo, no one likes you here. Yoy make every post all about yourself, you alcoholic pedophile piece of shit. Someday something bad is going to happen to you.

>>212805061
cuz its not run by jet simple as

Jeff is leaving

>>212805169
Wow! Sam Hyde beating up a 62 year old man? What a Monster! BTW have all the s4 contestants been paid in full yet?

You guys better not have pets. You know your house smells like animals.

>>212805076
Scholars speculate that it involves specialized sinks.

>>212805235
its a whole ass scrotum bro i bet its the femboy snapchat poster who uploaded that

>>212805272
>FUCK SCAM HYDE AND MDE

Cryo = poop

>>212805209
how cultish does it seem get fucking shirts made for your discord friend group lol
you already know theyve been arguing and baiting in these threads since day 1

>>212805285
What ever happens happens. It's extremely relevant to this thread and Sam. All FTL threads on TV after the season is also advertising :)

Gonna be so happy when you get sent back to /bant/ and stop shitting up tv with your e daddy scammer rapist pedophile

>>212805301
I wouldn't be surprised.

Has Españoltank had as many tech issues as Fishtank always has? For their first go at it I'm pretty impressed. Video quality isn't as good as FT and the audio reminds me of S1 but ngl I think Jet is getting mogged here, the financial investment has to be infinitely less.

Cryokeen looks like he smells really bad
Maybe that's why Tayleigh kept shooting him with pellets

>>212805330
Get fucked Cryo. Everyone is reporting your posts because you contribute nothing, you drunk piece of shit.

>>212805287
I reported you for threats don't make threats! Very rude and illegal! No murder or assault either bud also highly illegal

Watermellie <3

>Sam viewmogged Nick Mullen in a single day
Cumtownsisters.....we lost....

>>212805356
other than the occasional stream stop it's been fine

I miss Ellie. I will chargeback every single tank season pass for the rest of my life for defrauding me of 42 days of her, Jet. You incompetent fat faggot.

>>212805169
My God... I was a MDE fan before this. But seriously we can't let Sam get the nuclear codes!

Guys om gonna charge back. This is not what i payed for

Nick helping Harland put his set back together after Sam blows up his comedy career

>>212805171
God I can't wait for you to be raped and decapitated

>>212805363
LMAO get fucked. You falling down the stairs isn't a threat you stupid piece of shit

>>212805368
>Sam viewmogged Nick
Only because people want to see a retarded 40 year old roid gorilla chimp out.

>>212805169
>>212805285
>>212805330
>>212805362

>>212805368
Peterbros..

>>212805381
but now we have better free Ellie

>>212805381
>addicted to nontent
Keep detoxing bro you'll feel better

>>212805169
I love fishtank but I also love Harland. I'm so conflicted! Guys it was scripted right?

cryo be careful, betty and her main simp skullhyde want to bully you into killing yourself like deject

>>212805403
>gorilla

>>212805386
Do it bros! Take back our money from Scam Hoydlstein and his Israeli Wiggers!

>>212805395
me so sowwy

>>212805438
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! RAAWWWRR!"

Been dealing with chicana fucking retards for so goddamn long and their terrible Spanglish I forgot how sexy and cute an actual Spanish accent could get. I could listen to Fenix all day

>>212805377

>>212805356
Lol, spictank's audio quality is miles ahead of s1. You forgot how bad it was.

>>212805020
>>212805365
>>212805368
>>212805467
>>212805479
Report Sam hyde to Stripe to make him unable to process payments.

qrd on redbar?

>>212805436
cryokeen and treefingers should move into together and start their own lolcow podcast show it'll be based schizotent

can i get a qrd on anything interesting happenings in the past couple of days

What's fenix social

>>212805489
Leave watermellie out of your fag shit

fenix really grew on me, i like her being revengeful its making my peepee hard

the Jeff transition

>>212805479
Probably true, Fishtanks failures all start to blur together past a certain point

>>212805436
>>212805499
>>212805513
Sorry CryoKeen, Sam's main laundering source is going away. You're out of a paycheck.

>>212805519
The only purpose is grooming girls for sex through isolation and abuse.

>>212805504
Curious about this too

>/ftl/ is now simping for a mexican fridge

>>212805491
groomed an underage fangirl like Sam Hyde but no one cares because they're married now and she's 2nd mic on his show

>>212805499
I'd join it, me and Cryo would mog and shit all over Treepedo.

>>212805265
truuuu

>>212805532
I LOVE BINX

>>212805436
I'll be as careful as I can, I just couldn't resist posting a few clips of the Sam Hyde Disaster the other day. It's not like I instantly had to make clips I waited a day. Unless something else big happens like a MDE fallout I will go back into the shadows. Betty.. you can do better than chasing Sam Hyde for clout. Occasionally yes but.. they aren't nice people

>>212805532
I've been with worse, so have you lol

>>212805532
/ftl/ only simps for ugly bitches

>>212805532
its grim

>>212805538

>>212805197
thanks for the warning

>>212805537
Well see when a man does it to wife a chick, that's different than Sam Hyde taking a 16 year old across state lines to fuck her in the ass.

Isn't Charls married to a woman that he met when she was young? Not a minor I don't think but she's a lot younger than him, and now rules his life.

Which person on ft site is worth watching right now

>>212805556
Sure but I actually got to fuck those.

>>212805532
shit is grim, there is still a lot of emotional rape by the S4 rugpull so these lovely beaners will have to do for now

>>212805503
in general or for something specific?

>makes fenixcels seethe

>>212805528
Sam doesn't pay me you are delusional or trolling. Either way I happily welcome Sam Hydes demise.

Betty was raped by Fred Nepstein and Sambo Hyde while Rachel watched and cried.

>>212805586
Is that Latino TJ?

>>212805586
>rapes himself

>>212805558
At least we're consistent that way

>>212805589
LOL. Then you'll talk about Sam grooming Marky Thompson and abusing her when she was 16 and he was 29. You will also discuss extreme peace being shit, and how Sam is in violation of Stripe's TOS, right? You have no financial incentive to promote him, right?

sigh back to the WMAF thread

>>212805532
Fuck you I love her

>>212805614
I don't, sure I'll report him to stripes give me the form

how the turntables

>>212805438
epic, sam's awesome

>>212805438
is sam retarded or what

>>212805596
si. he even has a cool black hole tattoo. TJ would have won more if Sam wasn't trying to sabotage him.
>>212805628
>plays stupid on purpose
Then I guess that confirms you're paid by Sam, CryoKeen. KEK!
>>212805637
Yeah imagine being such a petty kike you force this bit for Charls talking about the facts Sam is a faggot.

Has that brown skank Angie returned Ellie's airpods yet? (No, the subhumans never freely release the goods.) I bet she blew the money on cigs and weed. Trash.

>>212805648
Yea he has roid brain now

>>212805532
She's a good woman dickhead.

>>212805648
He's a smart guy, no doubt about that... but he's also insulated and lacks real world experience. He lives in a bubble of yes men and when he's not in his comfort zone, he's very liable to chimp and sperg out like the anti-social retard he really is.

>Alex talking about his wife again
I want to cheer for him getting away from her but I fear he's stockholm'd himself and will crawl back in a week

>>212805656
Who? This is a Stanque thread bro

>>212805656
No she's too busy having threesomes with shemales with her mom

>>212805614
So is this a "if you don't get on camera and directly denounce samnhyde for Marky Thompson I graphic detail than you are actually paid by Sam and mention Marky and big purple strategically at the end of stream stars and you are in cahoots with mde and mints" god fuxk you man I have Notbing to prove to a NOBODY like you, Jesus loves you and what not and I will denounce Sam from.time to time but accusing him on camera of sexually assaulting and trafficking a girl would paint a huge target on my back that i do not want. I am trying to move forward but I'll take any cheap shots I can. Full Marky posting with my fave could open me to defamation charges and shit and I don't want that crap on my channel
Get a life man. Move past this shit.

>>212805558
Ellie is beautiful

>>212805648
> asks sam to make a gorilla nest
> on the fly sam decides to makes one out of his desk
> it's hilarious and memorable
seems pretty clever

>>212805693
>spam spam spam
Yeah whatever you say CryoKeen. You're a Sam shill and make it too obvious.

>>212805706
>seems pretty clever
Only a retarded MDE/Sam Hyde fan thinks this.

Why is he like this? I thought only women did this

>>212805706
>hilarious and memorable

honestly if binx goes on spictank and ethan ralph crashes out on her it would be kino

>>212805116
>has been retarded by modern psychology
It is shameful what they have done to you.

The girl with the Mike Wazowski build isn't as hot as the other girl (Sara) but she seems 10x more fun to be around

I miss her bros. Wen discord

>>212805706
No. He was making references to Sam's humor. First he alluded to wanting them to eat peaches like they do pussy, a reference to Extreme Peace.
Sam is a retarded bully and said no, because he couldn't accept being the butt of the joke.
GORILLA Nest was a reference to FISH Tank. Sam chimped out because he's a retarded faggot having his dick sucked by people like >>212805709 and takes any amount of non-fellatio as an insult.

sam is a failed comedian. He should have switch to graphic design or something like MMA commentary.
Funny story there was this lolcow forget his name. who made youtube money from farming youtube drama outrage. He got laughed off youtube.
He then somehow despite all the odds made a comeback by simply moving to las vegas and becoming a fight commentator AND hooking up with actual famous people.
How the fuck has sam not done this. lol

>>212805716
only haters think it wasn't, months from now you'll realize it was great

>>212805381
Why not watch chaturbate if you just want to look at attractive whores

>>212805509
What is she being revengeful for
I'm not actually paying attention

>>212805717
At this point he should just delete the account

>6 months from now I'll be visiting Fenix for the first time and taking her virginity in a Mexican airbnb
feels so good bros

isn't it crazy that rachel is doing a better fishtank than jet neptroon?

>>212805739
never, its a bit

the guy behind the raped and the person who was attacking Bella Ramsey online has a video of him sucking a fake dick for 57 seconds as a part of comedy...

>>212805745
He should just stick to grifting retards while he plays fallout or whatever. He's lost it.

>>212805717
we mØØglēd him a little too hard this time

>>212805746
>only haters think it wasn't
Tell me you're a pedophile without telling me you're a pedophile.

>>212805752
josh pushed her out the door and she got "executed" she is a vagabond now (freeloader)

>>212805784
>Tell me you're a pedophile without telling me you're a pedophile.
hi im klaus

Sam's breasts are being milked to the point where he might be cooked.

>>212805596
His name is Te Jota

>>212805745
Sam has basically lost all creative flair and should shift over to using his remaining clout to land some kind of stable media gig. He really just isn't that funny.

>ralph goes on fishtank for 5 days
>metokur finds out
>metokur signs up and relentlessly blasts him with ragepig and suuuuuuuuuey tts
>HERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY!

rip liverking

>>212805744
>GORILLA Nest was a reference to FISH Tank
Harland asked Sam to make a gorilla nest and said "amber bring in the gorilla twigs", but sam turned it back on him and decided to use his set instead. Funny, and Harland set himself up for it.

>>212805768
It's avante gard

>>212805755
he should delete his life

>>212805797
Hi Klaus I'm Sam.

sam stopped doing comedy, and started giving out "advice". he fell off comedy wise, but has made a fuck ton of money off of "advice".

>>212805797

>>212805810
No it's fucking retarded and Sam is a seething bitch.

>>212805764
Life is over till we can gigi post in disc again.

>>212805797
lmfaooooo

>>212805777
ironically the guy im talking about is a big name Fallout fanboy
Trying to remember his name it was something lizard related
The first thing he was famous for was falling for the real life super hero vigilante
He somehow went from retard lolcow to vegas celebrity.

>>212805784
> it wasn't funny because marky
yeah, i get it, it was funny but everybody hates sam because they're a jew or because of marky or because they're mad at fishtank so he can't please anybody right now

>>212805803
You aren't in on it.

>>212805804
If Ralph dies in the tank, he will have lived, bish.

>>212805851
mog number 86

Beto wants fuck

Sam Hyde really got left in the past lmao. Dude is 40 doing the same shit not changing a damn thing. His grifting don’t even count it’s half assed. Sam Hyde is like when you go to your grandparents house and their living room dvd collection stopped in 2009

>beto has to find el condon dorado so he can fuck sara

Does anyone have a good up close picture of Fenix?

>>212805857
>hates sam because they're a jew
He's a generational jew on his mother's side.

>>212805852
wait its tk mantis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17EqWDn7gyc

This fucking guy. How did he do it (probably because hes gay)

>Que embeza los juegos de hambre
Are we getting Mexican hunger games too? W Jet

Who is Sara up there on the bunk with lmao

>>212805882
fire bosniak jet and hire salvadorian jet

So are we getting kicked back to /bant/ the moment the site hits day 42 or what?

>>212805883
It doesn't exist

>>212805840
>pander to fatherless retards
>build a fanbase of fatherless retards
>>uhh yeah bro, work out, don't do drugs, get a bunch of debt, get a fat girlfriend
>>I'm a white collar art student who has never worked a job, but it probably applies to blue collar people too
>wait 10 years
>you've grifted a posse of failed faggot retards
>you've grifted big enough to get noticeably big
>take your strike
>completely fail and fuck up and look like a retarded faggot loser
pending
>stripe pulls funding
>excessive fines from municipality, county, state, and feds
>get criminally investigated for drug dealing, human trafficking, employee rights violations
and finally
>go bankrupt from emotional damages from running a publicly broadcast torture porn + grooming show

>>212805489

>>212805489

>>212805489

>>212805882
spictank is making me laugh a lot today.

>>212805883

>>212805787
thanks for the qrd

>>212805803
thats basically it, he can't do comedy anymore because his head is full of pol shit and brain rotted.
All he can do is joker laugh at shit he finds funny

It’s funny when people hype up Sam because they start doing research on him and it’s like wtf this dude is sick!

KIaus isn't a pedophile don't be mŌŌglẹ̀d kup0

>>212805902
no, even being sent to /bant/ after s3 was a rogue mod mistake

why does Josh keep crying?

>>212805717
>2027
>you wander into a mcdonalds late at night, fishtank and /ftl/ are a distant memory
>you see the cashier and you meet his eyes
>he grimaces and prepares to hear what he's been trying to avoid but can't since he doesn't have a moderator in real life
JOHNNY NEPTUNE FUCKED CIARA SAM RAPED UNDERAGE MARKY J THOMPSON ABI CLAIRE HANDCUFF RAPE

flaccid, angry and pained.

>>212805931
Yeah fuck it I'd smash this box bodied bitch.

that nigga Ismael been on my mind no cap

>>212805962

Sam Hyde didn’t even finish his comedy tour for the last few remaining states he just turned it into extreme peace premier. Imagine paying for stand up and you get extreme shit

>>212805945
nah they told us we weren't allowed to post here during off season
Idk why these threads are still up

>>212805977
both are dogshit

How is the spictank cast so ugly? I live in LA, I see beaners that're easy 7-9s who could be modeling if they weren't mentally broken savages working at Walmart. I'll start a secret beaner family someday.

>>212805980
that was the rogue mod that just sperged out because of thread spamming it didn't even have anything to do with the season being over it was weeks after s3 ended

I always wondered why fishtank was so fucked up most of the time and then I was like ohhhh it’s ran by fucked up people now it makes sense

>>212805804
>Gay fanfic about z-list e-celebs
dude

>>212805977
>Imagine paying for stand up and you get extreme shit
Imagine paying for his stand up period.

>>212806005
>gay fanfic
metokur literally does this all the time you stupid fucking retard.

Josie is beautiful.

Did Rachel fuck on cam or was that a jet psyop to distract from the truth (Harland Williams)

>>212805883

>>212805933

>>212806000
Yeah druggies and sex pests but that's who Sam hires I guess

>>212806019
>whitening filters on
self-hating brown whore

>>212805977
imagine

>>212806029
Dark TJ

>>212806023
Rachel m3u....?

>>212805991
my favourite women after asians are south americans.

>>212805958
He is a strong, but sensitive man. He will emerge like an Eagle. The opposite of people like Sam & Jew who hate people like him.

>>212806023
No she actually fucked big Mike off cam. Dude lasted like 5 minutes I think, probably less

>>212806019

>>212806028
Oh yeah, it's all coming together

>>212806047
Don't have sry. This was allegedly 2 days ago tho

>Sam Hyde is jewish
>Sam Hyde when in a Christian church

>>212806041
>self hating brown whore fucks half the MDE crew of mentally disabled wigger (jews) because they look white
amazing

Sam won. Any news is good news for his show

>>212806080
666

>it's funny

Josie can't decide if she wants to be white or asian

fishtank is the only good thing sam hyde has been a part of in years, time 2 retire from comedy and focus on rin and fishtank

>>212806098
the show that wasnt promoted? even in the tweets saying sam crashed out?

>People are still willingly paying for their season passes even though the season no longer exists
lol

>>212806113
Fishtank is the only good thing he's been a part of imho

>>212806051
same bro

>>212806107
reminder josie got popular because we all assumed she was actually japanese

>>212806113
He needs to step away from fishtank because it makes too much money for it to die when the marky allegations catch up with him.

Harland wasn't funny either.

>>212806107
Neither. She's a ghetto nigger.

>>212806124
yea but now you get to watch Freddy and a black guy flirt with Betty

>>212806113
Unironically throwing 100% of his weight and funding behind fishtank and other online media (that isn't MDE) would be the best thing he's done in like ten years. The sketch comedy and stand-up shit just isn't it.

>>212806130
i like KSTV 1 and some of his Google streams

>>212806080
Lmfaooo

l000000000000000000l
josies gonna have to get a real job soon

>>212806121
Sam is the show idiot

stalk ellie. abduct ellie. rape ellie. anal rape ellie. throat rape ellie. return ellie to gigi after removing all evidence.

>>212806162
Oof
Back to sorting trash at the recycling center

>>212806106
I was against nick for wanting to fit in with mainstream comics, but after seeing that harland highway with the mde crew, I can't help but feel they are all trying to escape Sam. Sam has the name and brings the views but he's really, deeply insecure and not funny off the cuff. I know Charls would prefer having nothing to do with the fella.

>>212806153
I didn't even realize Freddy was there for awhile since he seems to be staying off camera

>>212805883

>Marky catching up to Sam

>>212806183
Id fuck that fridge

>>212806181
Charls sucked a dildo shooting fake cum. It’s over for him. Black dudes won’t even wear a dress for entertainment, charls sucked a cock

reminder that all any of you retards have to do to get us kicked from /tv/ is to spam new threads.

you can be the hero of this story.

>>212806201

>>212806183
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

this is wholesome chungus vibes
https://youtu.be/gt3Hp_11R00?si=O5dVIBo3Y_IWaMqD

>>212806201

That truly was a marquee podcast appearance

>tfw will never be born into a large latin american family and share beers with mein familia community
it hurts so much bros

>>212806209
this nigga never seen wayans brothers white chicks

>>212806199
Her voice makes me diamonds, especially loved the way she talked there https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752660916236148.mp4 shit got me BRICKED UP

>ben on call with Alex right now

I cut myself with jaihoos trip 2 the future in the background several times, it's good vibes

>>212806249
SAM HYDE GROOMED AND ABUSED MARKY THOMPSON WHEN SHE WAS 16 AND HE WAS 29.

CRYOKEEN, BEN TAYLOR, JET NEPTUNE, AND THE REST OF THE CREW ARE ALL (Jewish) GROOMER DEGENERATES.

>alex doxxed bens number

>>212805717
1000% bitchmade baby. Sad. Many such cases

I'm going to drive my mach e across state lines

>>212805746
>you'll realize it was great
Oh yeah it was really funny for me, but it made Sam look like a bitchmade ego freak who, once again, decides to torch business opportunities for his friends. Dude just cannot get out of his own way.

>>212806231
are you lurking in my discord you somofabish

>>212806254
special needs peepo pwooping and pweeing in bwucets

>>212806265
Thanks Ben Taylor for your 45 year old wigger faggot opinion.

>>212806265

meester p

>>212806275
ben always getting doxed on air

>>212806254
I don't care what anyone says
WOULD

>>212806041
what

>>212806018
which makes it even gayer that you're fantasizing about him doing it on fishtank

>>212806275
based monkey king

>>212806251
Disjointed white relationships where you're all afraid to open up

>>212805959
>JOHNNY NEPTUNE FUCKED CIARA SAM RAPED UNDERAGE MARKY J THOMPSON ABI CLAIRE HANDCUFF RAPE

Hehh heh yeah.. 1488... anyway.. what would you like to order today sir? Have you tried our new Star Wars Onions Deluxe Burger?

People say you can barely taste the human meat.

>>212806181
>I can't help but feel they are all trying to escape Sam
They're all trapped by Sam's ego. Bad situation to be in.

>>212806319
god shes so disgusting and pathetic

>YA HATE TO SEE IT

>>212806325
you people really have no idea how Anglo families behave.

>>212806275
what was it for educational purposes?

>>212806348
When are we gonna be serious

>>212806162
Wait Josie made a video game? Why removed?

>>212806345
shes cool

>>212806278
Boss Baby

>>212806293
it's already one of harlands most popular videos and harland is being told how great he came across in it so he probably likes sam

>>212806359
his post was 100% accurate doe. I'd only add an obsession with independence over belonging

How much does it pay to spam this shit?

Big Purple status?

>>212806196
LMFAO NOICE DUDE 1488!!

>>212806148
Wouldn't really work
Who would be the host?

Jet could not command the respect of any man at least 150 lbs

Ben maybe but I don't see him in a leadership position

Luke maybe but his personality isn't bug enough to fill Sam's shoes

Alex stein could do it but it would instantly stop being fishtank and be a generic rightoid show

How come for a so called comdian Sam is unable to riff, like at all? He's only able to slightly manage when around his goons with his unfunny "inside" jokes. Nick is leagues better at riffing.

how deep down is this sam in sam hydes soul?

comfy jeff

>>212806382
$10k a month

>>212806366
one of her fans made it and removed it when she started dating steinful

>>212806379
nope. You really are just completely ignorant.
I can't even sit at my family table because we all want to kill each other

>>212806366
Made by a fan, now jilted.

>>212806359
I'm Anglo..

>>212806272
Im.. part of the crew now? You mean I can shit post about MDEs fall and just pretend I'm working for Sam the whole time? Holy Based

>>212806398
the guy who made a women comedians be like sketch in 2025 is bad at comedy...?

>>212806404
kwab
Steinful won

>>212805224
You'd think Sam would have reverence towards a guy who was friends with and came up with Norm Macdonald.

>>212806404
Josie simps have had a hard time of it.

>>212806408
suuure you are.

>>212806372
Doing retarded spergouts while mumbling about jews and seed oils is not a path to gainful employment silly billy

>>212806335
Quarter pounder meal

>>212806404
>>212806407

OH NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA

cryokeen is drunk and thinking abt how he got embarrassed by Tayleigh again

>>212806396
Idk but they need to figure it out. Sam keeps distancing himself from it in interviews

>>212806406
er.. that's the point

y'all think sammy hyde is a good lover?

>>212806382
'bout tree fiddy

only upside to being Anglo is we don't rape each other like irish and catholics

>>212806396
Thankfully Summer escaped this fate

>>212806456
Ask Mizzy

>badideas
>benleaks
>cryokeen
>klaus
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

>>212806407
KWAB

>>212806407
Q4L is still a legend 2 me, brosie fr

What's fenix social

>>212806456
He's a gentle guy in the sack from what I've heard

>>212806455
>afraid to open up
We open up too much

>>212806460
>rape their way into britian

>>212806475
real

>>212806460
Us Irish do be doing that in fairness

>>212806437
Yes it is. Some of the most successful people alive went that path.

>>212806470
you forgot Skull Hyde
It's a bant reunion bonanza

>>212806488
raping others is better than raping your family. Take note papists

Just effortlessly mogging the wiggers it's unreal

>>212806434
WIGGALATIONS! S1 offseason was so kino.

q4l hasn't been in a josie stream for over a year you retards

damn benleaks is really desperate for (You)s tonite

>>212806417
Cryo, are you still interested in learning about classical mechanics or fluid dynamics? They're pretty cool.

>ywn cook a huge dinner at 9pm with all your friends and family and spend the next four hours talking and singing into the night and having a relaxing siesta the following noon to recover
>instead spend the night alone and get doordash at 6pm before sleeping early to wake early and work all day

>>212806516
got a girlfriend and betrayed wosie

>>212806470
Nobody remembers me.

Maria was the hottest girl in El Estanque and I'm sad she's gone.

>>212806512
This better be about the imminent Ralphamale kino.

>>212806533
Agreed. Why'd she leave

Cryo if I give you Grizz's info will you go kill him for me

>>212806532
no aura

>>212806448
I'm 1 day sober from alcohol I am on 10mg librium and marijuana and some caffine. Are you still under 18 little boy

>>212806509
>you forgot Skull Hyde
eyyyyyy

Dude it's me Tayleigh from season 2. Dude jet... mints... let me stream on the site. I'll suck y'all's cocks dude. P-Put a t-tay on

>>212806456
I imagine he just grunts and thrusts until he busts deep in your asshole. Somehow I can only imagine Sam doing gay sex and not vaginal interiors. Hmm. Why is that i wonder?

>>212806557
I'm just not that active in this 'space' anymore.
I don't mind, I think most of you are gay and retarded anyway. The Sam Hyde and MDE stans at least.

>>212806407
>>212806404
lol what a faggot, embarrassing

>>212806560

>>212806541
holy shit i thought u were joking

>>212806546
Fenix mogged her unfortunately

https://www.indeed.com/

petition to make this a permanent link in the OP

>>212806574
PUT A FUCKING TAY ONNNNNNNNNN CMONNNNN JET ILL SUCK ALL YOUR CUM FROM YOUR BALLS LET SARGE RIM YOU AT THE SAME TIME

>>212806579

>>212806558
He pretends to be 25 these days
Unless you're thinking of JT/Q2

>>212806580
kino inbound

>>212806533
Yeah MexJet fucked up not having more girls on. Now it's Chorizotank.

>>212806551
I am not a murderer or contract killer despite looking like one.

>>212806558
>I'm 1 day sober from alcohol
big steps

q4l disappeared quietly for over a year and is still getting shitted on
poor dude

Wn2b putting a Tay on

>>212806627
Considering he actually listens to his audiance unlike american Jet, we need to let him know they need more women in the tank.

Maybe Fenix would make a good wrestler with a stout body like that

Why the fuck would you even make a Josie game? What would you even do in it?

can Ellie dance?

a goof a bit a schtick

>>212806676
it wasn't that bad desu

>>212806668
I think she could probably take on shadi with enough training

>>212806522
Both yes. I enjoy /sci/ i wanna learn more All of science mathematics brain organs I'm into cryonics and cyborgs aka transhumanism so I wanna learn as much as I can from all that before I die hopefully not before 60. Been having some major memory problems lately so.. I know my limits. Still good to push oneself.

I watched a shitton of science documentaries and nature stuff especially anything about human and robotic space travel and exploration of the universe and galaxies. I really wanna stop drinking so I can go back go school / college classes

>>212806396
>jet
groomer crack baby wigger faggot
>ben
gen y groomer wigger faggot
>alex stein
homosexual scientologist(freemason) kike
>Luke
???

>>212806676
it was just a basic dance rhythm game with custom clothes, levels, tracks iirc

what i can't stand is how sam makes the contestants talk like him.
Josie ended up talking like sam. Then she got deep into weeb shit. Now she sounds like an autistic weeb sam

>>212806417
>>212806522
>>212806698
Cryokeen why don't you talk about Marky Thompson or Sam violating Stripe's TOS?

Gotta start looking for a new job buddy.

>>212806711
everyone shits on Tay for being cringe 1488 during s2 but she was just trying to be like Sam

>>212806711
Haha based ong no cap like where's the ice cream jn this joint i hate Indians and brown people 1488!

>>212806726
stripes as in the stripes on the season 1 house walls

I don't know who needs to hear it

But keep drinking and taking drugs

HEY WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM IN THIS JOINT HEHEHE JUST KIDDING

>>212806735
Ben Taylor what are you talking about? How does a 45 year old man barely know English?

>>212806696

>>212806735
>>212806726
A sort of.. stripe of a different type... if you will..

>>212806757

>>212806711
Has she actually stopped talking like a cringe ghetto nig zoomer since season 1 or something? Honestly a upgrade.

>>212806698
Cryo, don't just passively watch documentaries. Watch actual lectures, pirate textbooks, do problem sets. Engage with the material and then you'll really start to learn. Go to Khan Academy and MIT OCW. Good luck, bro! Maybe if you do go back to school, studying nanotechnology or engineering physics might interest you?

>>212806726
Why do you think I'm part of Sam's Harem? Id honestly like to know if you actually have some kinda evidence or how your theory works or if your just insane/mentally ill.

guys, everyone is making fun of our dad

>>212806762
watch the product

need more Fenix.....I feel like a drug addict going through withdrawals......save me spongebob woman..

>gorilla nest

>wont eat a cookie because seed oils
>irreversibly fucks his skin and hairline with steroids
Why is Sam like this?

>>212806790
no i watched her cryptid thing in japan and she still sounds like sam

>>212806792
Cryo is a lost cause he'll just waste his disability on alcohol and weed and then be homeless when his mom dies

>

>>212806794
>kike giving pilpul
Cryokeen you really gotta look for a new job bro. Spamming about how Sam Hyde dindu nuffin, and being his fat Jewish lolcow isn't a long term career path.
>>212806802
as above so below
the profane are worms
sus amogus!
Dumb kike faggot

>>212806805
it was a bit.

imagine this scene but at a trailer park, a crying baby with a loaded diaper, and dirty needles on the floor.

>>212806821
Summy!

>>212806822
words words words

>>212806821
>This was Sam getting BTFO and we didn't even realize it.

>>212806711
>talks like sam
>into japanese shit
>cute af
>sensitive and cries easily
>few friends
sounds perfect desu and qut

How long is this supposed to run for?

>>212806828
That kick probably hurt her more than it hurt him

>>212806828
>They brought back Betty
Oh it's bad.

>>212806825
>it was a bit.
What was the joke? Sam getting butthurt and sperging out?

When does Angie stream
When does Angie stream
WHEN DOES ANGIE STREAM

>>212806852
you really think so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjOVDKOmTA

>>212806792
Absolutely. I'm understanding the general theme is if you don't use it you lose it so I'm gonna have to force myself to focus on that stuff way more. I have actively watched lectures and documentaries and taken notes at home it's just hard to stay motivated. I really do better in a more strutted environment like a classroom (and a low dose Adderall prescription desu) but I will do whatever I can at home to increase my science knowledge.

This whole dying and memory loss thing really has me slightly demotivated tho. I'm showing a lot of symptoms of early dementia or alzheimer's. Some of these obviously could be from marijuana use alcohol Lexapro hydroxyzine etc but some of it may be permentant from head injuries and drug use

All this is to say say I read a book.I'm only going to remember like twenty to thirty percent of it. We all die we all age and anything we know is going to go away. I guess it's still worth trying. But I'm also content to just get stoned and read books on my beautiful island until I die or am killed by an MDE fan or hitman.

>>212806862
KEK
>>212806845
Ben you're getting fired bro, it's hilarious. I think you manifested working at Safeway into reality.

>>212806852
>few friends
let me guess you think she doesn't have a high body count either

>>212806822
That's not what I asked. Okay so you are a troll or insane. Got it. Hope you get help. Praying for ya buddy. Please take breaks from FTL MDE and touch grass. Breathe Air.

>>212806825
Just like being kicked out the house 14d checkers

>>212806852
>into japanese shit
poser
>cute af
mentally retaded pedo bait
>sensitive and cries easily
runs discord grooming cults and plays victim when criticized
>few friends
she's fucked half of MDE and flies around the country going on vacation constantly.

Alex B has been voice-to-text arguing with his wife for at least 45 minutes

I take a drag of my cigarette and think abt the Josie cord

Bad ideas is a hero in these threads
Put some respect on his name chuds

>>212806899
>genetic fallacy
>genetic fallacy
boo hoo kike. I hope lefties don't get on the "complain to stripe" train.

>>212806943
only joeyy is a part of shed theory bad ideas is stupid

>>212806939
No way mommyleaks let's you smoke

https://gofile.io/d/7GdXYt

this has been pretty cool. it's the powguy or whoever from bitchtank that i didn't watch and ellie in san diego. he's pretty funny, maybe bitchtank was worth checking out

>>212806875
>but I will do whatever I can at home to increase my science knowledge
We believe in you. Just don't relapse again.

>>212806943
Him specifying "the christian god" in that clip on the top left is so funny lol. And it gets even funnier because its not entirely a grift and he does on some level actually believe it. Guy is wrapped in contradictions.

>>212806969
they had a good dynamic.

>>212806872
Probably within the next few days. She can only go without all the attention for so long.

>>212806828
Why couldn't the ghoulish crackwhore keep her clothes on?

>ywn show up to work at 10:30am still tired from the previous night's activities with the familia, work until noon and sleep until 2pm, then work until leaving at 4:40pm to ensure a relaxed and stressfree mind rather than simply min/maxing productivity
>ywn have healthy relationships with both genders thanks to your large family and form intimate relationships with only those who've known for years
>instead you slave away each day and are forced to find women on tinder, and jerk off to any touch, no matter how innocuous, you receive from the opposite sex
it fucking hurts so bad bros

>>212806991
hes a plastic paddy.

>>212806969
yeah jacob is pretty funny

>>212806956
he's making ҚẵŴtent

>>212805677
>He's a smart guy
Sam's rich dad disowned him for being a retarded nigger

>/ftl/ is now simping for being mexican

Do you think Ellie ever masturbates thinking about meeting one of us?

>>212807053
Julius 100%

>>212806970
Okay. Thank You. Maybe see you around Sci.

Did you watch American Dude Lodge?

I started the safeway posting, but I dont remember why I did

>>212807030
>Sam's rich dad disowned him for being a retarded nigger
His jewish mom still loves him though.

>>212807053
She did say she would want to date someone who would be a fan of the show. I don’t think she’s talking about your breed though lol

>>212806994
>>212807019
Yeah, this is some funny stuff. Jacob is hilarious lol

Keep buying beers for Fenix and Beto and there's a decent chance we see them kiss

it's worse because some of shed theory have actually been in sam videos but he just put people unrelated , I'll even give you a list

Tek Lintowe - Iduubz documentary
[Facy] - Fight Spiderman MV
Laker - just search laker sam hyde
Marlon Dubois - vid related

>>212807053
she thinks about bắgelk̯lắus type shit

Does Ellie have a twitter? I'll try my luck.

>>212807098
This. She wants some chad who knows memes that she can introduce to fishtank

i masturbate while thinking about you guys

Why was Jet in New York

>>212807130
No1kurs

>>212807146
Thanks Gigi I love you sistermommy

>>212807137
lenardexpress
doesn’t really seem like she uses it

>>212807149
To groom an Asian high schooler with a stripper escort from Australia

I wish I could tell you guys what's really going on behind the scenes but sadly it'd expose who I am to certain people who lurk these threads. It'll all make sense soon though

>>212806969
whats so funny to me is i wanted her to do this but i was thinking maybe its too risky for a girl like her to just interview people on the street during the day.
Then she does this lol

Is Jet guilty or are we the guilty ones for denigrating and innocent man and pushing him into anti-depressants, weight gain, and isolation?

Why does it feel like Sam has serious health problems? He's out of breath after like the slightest physical activity

>>212807190
dr cross can you fly out to San Diego and propose to Ellie? would be content

>>212807209
Probably because he's out of breath after like the slightest physical activity

>>212807209
He abused steroids in his 30s, what did you think would happen?

>>212807209
he fell for the bulking gymcel meme

>>212807209
He does lots of drugs

>>212807203
It's just karma

>>212807233
I heard he loves coke.

>>212807209
It's just karma

>>212807209
he's dying

>>212807209
He's so sweaty. Like he's always covered in grease.

>>212807209
hes a gay man

>>212807209
Still on another grown man's dick like that huh? pocket watching faggot. wanna do some more armchair psyche analysis next like you usually do. You are all obsessed.

>>212807251
Coke does seem up his alley

Mr Heck at his normal desk job suddenly breaking out in hives and struggling to keep his composure when he hears the word itinerary during a meeting

it was for content.

>>212807313
Sorry I meant to say cock.

Sam just thought he was in Fishtank again, not on a podcast.

>>212806943
Sam Hyde is a talentless hack

>world peace was intentionally sabotaged by sam so everyone has to work only with him
Why did Charls go back...

>>212807334
"Me big strong jew man! Me take control! SMASH!"

I was raped

Is Ben homeless too since Jet is

Jet is getting raped right now, we have to do something

>>212807363
Amen, badideas.
>>212807368
>Why did Charls go back...
His bitch wife made him to do it for the kids.

anyone from MDE talk about the gorilla nest incident or this another pretend it never happened episode

>>212807368
sam should have switched to graphic design or done mma commentary after his boxing gig

Charls should have written books

Nick should lose weight

Erick should do podcasts

>>212807391
>we have to do something
Point and laugh?

>>212807327
Who said he can't love both?

>>212806676
stim

>>212807420
We have to save Jet

>>212807368
He narrowly avoided being a participant in a tragedy in Turkey, and spilled the beans on Sam being a shitbag, things that most people weren't aware of. He also was listening to the majority's opinion that he should go back, even though they didn't know how big of a piece of shit Sam is. The money doesn't hurt either.
>>212807392
I'd believe it.
>>212807412
Charls is having a blast on twitter. lol.

>>212807430
>We have to save Jet
Why though? Fuck jet.

>>212807311
Mints please just shake your luscious body for us
go live on the site now please
my balls are so fucking blue and theyre aching please mints please go live and shake it

>>212807412
Go look through Charls' twitter replies

Jet was right about pet owners smelling bad.

qrd on season 2 and 3? i only watched seasons with letty on them (yes including bitchtank and powtank lol)

big purple isn't real

why can't hasan not be a bitch and stand up to sam?

guys it's tay from season 2 remember me /ftl/ put a tay on guys

I play this game where you go to a blue board and if you can scroll down the entire catalogue without seeing porn you win.

>>212806969
fuck is this nigga doing!!

>>212807437
>Charls is having a blast on twitter
Yeah he doesnt seem to give a shit at all dude is just along for the ride while Nick looked like a red husk

hey i'm josie from season1

remember my catchphase erm what the spruce?

>>212807522
>just along for the ride
He's given up, he's cucked. The Raped.

>>212807522
Charls is a successful podcaster. People just like him.

does Rachel even know how to have a conversation which isn't about her with another human being?

I was putting off watching this but PGL 118 is post-Harland if anyone's curious

is it gay to like fishtank

meet your next mexitank female vagabond

So is Betty still at Rachel’s

>>212807551
>erm what the spruce?
So classic! Much nostalgia! Wow!

>>212807593
I hate fishtank. I only like Ellie.

>>212807619
>So is Betty still at Rachel’s
is that where she was getting piped by Fred?

Treepedo wept.

Anon, send them a beer!

>>212807209
It's from chronic cigar/nicotine use. I think. My mom wheeze when she does any physical activity that's intense. Been smoking 50 years. Don't smoke cigs kids. Try not to vape either. Even marijuana is showing it damages lungs same ways.

>Tyler, the person buying beers for everyone
the average paypig.. not a rich dude, just a poor simp

>>212807203
Who's worse, the creators of the torture porn or the consumers of torture porn?

>>212807648
One the site gets translated that's gonna be me

>>212807643
Charls maintaining being the only one smiling every time they get felted

>>212807586
Let us know if they mention Harland Incident pls

>awkwardly

>>212807643
see this is why you dont get fat.
pros to not getting fat
>keep your looks
>live longer
>better health
>happier
>physically fitter
>better sex life
and many many more

>>212807557
There's something to be said for just being along for the ride and enjoying it. I think Charls Won personally

Simps I’ll never understand ever:
>Josiesimps
>Bettysimps
>Tayleighsimps
Sylvia or even Claire I get it but those three were butt ugly from the start and just kept getting worse looking.

>>212807715
>I think Charls Won personally
Oh he definitely won compared to Sam.

Charls is married, has kids, living his life. He laughs when Sam fumbles now.

>>212807727
We thought they were attainable

That's it.

>>212807727
Josie did and said cute things
Rest i have no idea who they even are.

On the off chance there's actually a season 5 what's the likelihood of anything mentioning gorillas/nests being banned?

>>212807727
I'm a Channing simp personally.

She's a princess.

>we found this message on Reddit
>i don't know what fug means
>there's some bears on it
>maybe something from metal gear: revengeance
>anyway, here you go Joshua

>>212807754
Can you out some makeup on that thing please i can't cum to that

>>212807754
looks like death

>>212807727
betty looked fine on season 1 cams, josie and tayleigh i agree

>>212807727
Those guys have legitimate mental problems. Tayleighsimps are dysgenic freaks who have rotting neckholes. Bettysimps cut themselves and want to be pegged. Josiesimps watch mlp and are retarded. They should all be put down.

>>212807727
i can even understand tayleighsimps
but josie and betty?
well, also i dont understand people that watch burt, or sam's "gags"

>>212807754
dr seuss character looking ass kooky bitch

>>212807763
lmao

/ftl/ is having a terrible night
I did warn you all

>>212807749
New banned word list:
Harland
Williams
Troll
Trolled
Gorilla
Nest
Tight
Ripe
Crashout
Senior Citizen
Flip
Table
Cookies
Seed oils

>>212807792
Betty's hot. Josie is the true mystery. Ugly non-verbal autistic girl

/ftl/ niggas BE LIKE
>youre simping for a mid
>anyway did my high school sweetie post any updates???

>>212807727
Josie is cute.

>>212807763
they are funny lol

>>212807763
kino

>>212807777
Nice Quads, Shadilay

josiecels are still the weirdest people ever and I don’t know why that gets forgotten. benleaks im looking at you.

>>212807768
>>212807770
Channing is hotter and way more interesting than any of the bitches that have been on or near fishtank.

Sadly I think she has a bf and lives in europe now. :*(

Dont let the haters fool you, 18 year old pussy is fire

>>212807763
extreme W

>>212807754
Where to find more Channing pics

>>212807853
Yeah she looks decent in some pics. Post hotter pics u fag. Right now Marky is hotter than that Pic. Smh

>>212807754
Looks like a minor casting in a B-movie where there's giant brain eating bugs with probiscis and it's slurped through the center of her prosthetic forehead

>>212807862
I don't share my rares. That one I posted is on her youtube channel.

>>212807850
bro letty had a dude on twitter who was one step removed from being on a terrorist watchlist

josie can't take all the blame

>>212807817
clazy

>>212807754
The tshirt and necklace look very Tayleigh Coded

>>212807876
Name of the channel

>>212807754
Why did you pretend that you were dating for like 3 months before she had to publicly state she wants nothing to do with you

>>212807896
Like and subscribe to my music maybe I'll tell you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOWnaIj472s

>>212807901
She had me going, what can I say? She stopped talking to me after the new year after gassing me up for like 6-7 months. She went to Mexico and met some guy and moved to Europe. I'm not mad at her, it just be like that sometimes.

>>212807901
skull hyde has previously admitted to being a fat mentally ill retard. he's not capable of reason

>>212807931
>skull hyde has previously admitted to being a fat mentally ill retard
I'm still more normal than 95% of you retards though.

what is it with this girl

>>212807942
you're literally just cryo

>>212807966
>you're literally just cryo
And cryo is more normal than... let's say 85% of you retards. The bar here is very low.

>>212807949
>ellie is more pandering than stinx
>the latter is reviled while the former is loved
por que?

I’m just a fucking retard

let's all be normal in the next thread

>>212807984
We know Sam

>>212807975
>85%
*90%

>>212807984
I'll still defend Channing, she's more normal than any of us.

>>212807984
We know Jet

>>212807979
first ever attractive person in anything mde related

skull hyde is a self-confessed pedophile. hes klaus before klaus was even a thing.
KAW

>>212808018
you forgot summer

>>212808037
don't even know who that is

>>212807979
binx is old

>>212808032
>skull hyde is a self-confessed pedophile
Nice try, bettypedo. Skull Hyde is a gentleman and scholar.

>>212808059
and a nigger who lives off welfare

>>212808080
that's what happens when you suffer a traumatic brain injury that fucks up the way your brain works. Didn't help I abused drugs for 7 years afterwards. I got clean, started bettering myself, and COVID happened.

Dafuq do people want from me? I'm just here to talk shit about Sam and fishtank. Like I said I might have my issues but I am more well adjusted than a lot of you.

Well since all the fishtank fags left, what's everyone's zodiac I've got a track for each one.

Jet is being raped right now and you aren't doing anything about it? What the fuck?

>>212808107
lmao you’re on welfare? bottom of the barrell, literally cryo

>>212808147
>lmao you’re on welfare
Nigga go have a major accident that puts you in a coma for a few days and tell me how you do.

>>212808107
>but I am more well adjusted than a lot of you
That's like being the smartest kid in special ed.

>>212808107
you just m0ggl3d yourself

KAW
is
LAW

We need a bake but I can't do it. People freak out when I attempt and when they actually let me I'm so anxious the threads die before I can collect myself

>>212808166
>That's like being the smartest kid in special ed.
I'll take what I can get.

>>212808215
>>212808215

new

>>212808059
Skullhyde is literally a bettypedo. No one ever believed that fake ass “Op”

>>212808250
>Skullhyde is literally a bettypedo
Cope, Skull is not a pedo. Only bettypedos and Sam Hyde are pedos. Oh and josiepedos.