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Anonymous No.212805053 >>212805129 >>212805477 >>212805712 >>212806086 >>212806601 >>212807463 >>212808111 >>212808713 >>212809090 >>212810364 >>212811144 >>212813500 >>212813719 >>212813763 >>212813825 >>212814260 >>212814342 >>212816166
here's your new Pixar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJnAHzo4-KI
Anonymous No.212805093 >>212806597
Oh good, more beanmouths. I was worried.
Anonymous No.212805129
>>212805053 (OP)
everything is slop now
Anonymous No.212805234 >>212807390
The bear has a man's voice. Why are the other characters calling the bear "she"?Trans bear?
Anonymous No.212805477 >>212806111 >>212806597
>>212805053 (OP)
God these faggatrons couldmake their slop look like qnything and its beanmouths every time
Also i dont get the premise. Is she going to make the Bear be a vegan now?
Anonymous No.212805548
damn this premise is painfully uninteresting
Anonymous No.212805712 >>212806738 >>212806738
>>212805053 (OP)
Cautiously optimistic, looks better than Elio already. Do we already know the general story?
Anonymous No.212805742
>uuuh…THAT just happened
Anonymous No.212806086 >>212806766 >>212807035 >>212807317 >>212808975
>>212805053 (OP)
>its another "director self-inserts and whines about his childhood" movie
Anonymous No.212806111 >>212806597 >>212807205
>>212805477
sheridan/calarts and their consequences have been a disaster for animationkind
Anonymous No.212806432 >>212806513
For some reason I immediately thought "hoppers" is another euphemism for "niggers".
Anonymous No.212806513
>>212806432
beavers dont even hop. the title is so stupid
Anonymous No.212806597 >>212806637 >>212806747 >>212806758
>>212805093
>>212805477
>>212806111
Is "beanmouth" the new "slop"?
Did some trendy vlogger you amerimutt zoomers worship used that word in his recent video or something?
Anonymous No.212806601
>>212805053 (OP)
Wait, this is a Pixar movie??! I kept seeing the poster and images from the trailer and I figured this was either Illumination or one of those weird random ones like Nut Job or Hit Pig.
Anonymous No.212806614 >>212806681 >>212806766
>what if human… BECAME ANIMAL?
>Asian trauma story #174
Gee, I wonder why Pixar’s movies are flopping.
Anonymous No.212806637 >>212806933
>>212806597
Newfag.
Anonymous No.212806681 >>212806766 >>212806775 >>212807338
>>212806614
Not to mention the fact that the had same exact fucking premise for Turning Red. The only difference being how the protagonist turns into an animal
Anonymous No.212806731
Pixars artstyle is so lame now, you have Sony Animation and Paramount doing unique animation styles

Then you have Pixar doing the same old Pixar that everyone's sick off
Anonymous No.212806738 >>212807669
>>212805712
>>212805712
Little girl hops into a beaver or something to stop construction or logging or something. I guess it's full of pussy jokes.
Anonymous No.212806747 >>212806933
>>212806597
It's an annoying trend in modern animation, anon.
>We don't have to draw/animate a realistic mouth if we just put a bean-shaped hole in their face!
Anonymous No.212806758 >>212806933
>>212806597
Beanmouth predates slop, but yes it was just as overused.
Anonymous No.212806766 >>212806813 >>212806923 >>212807092
>>212806086
Yeah his childhood where he was a girl that put his brain inside a robot beaver will finally be explored on the big screen.
>>212806614
>>212806681
Did the movie come out and you already watched it? Genuinely curious how you’re coming to these retarded conclusions? It’s just a movie about understanding animals and their wacky hijinks.
Anonymous No.212806775 >>212806840
>>212806681
>the had same exact fucking premise for Turning Red
Based reductionist tard
Anonymous No.212806813 >>212807064
>>212806766
>how do you know that guy squatting over a toilet is going to pass out a huge turd?
Nobody is going to pay you to be apologetic towards this slop, manchild mcnigger.
Anonymous No.212806840 >>212806869
>>212806775
There are millions of plots and stories and ideas out there, anon. Even if Hoppers' story is vastly different from Turning Red's, there's literally no reason to do "person turns into an animal" again so soon.
Anonymous No.212806869 >>212806915
>>212806840
There's no reason to make any humanslop
Anonymous No.212806915 >>212806922
>>212806869
“Humanslop” lol this guy definitely jacks off to animals.
Anonymous No.212806922
>>212806915
Pixar should not make shitty movies about boring human drama.
Anonymous No.212806923 >>212807463
>>212806766
>Yeah his childhood where he was a girl that put his brain inside a robot beaver will finally be explored on the big screen.

yes, his furry fetish plus his self insert
Anonymous No.212806933 >>212807150 >>212807157 >>212808619 >>212813652
>>212806637
>>212806747
>>212806758
I know it's not a new term, ratards. Yet I see people forcing it everywhere without apparent reason.
"Annoying trend in modern animation", look at Wallace and Gromit or pre nineties comedy anime.
This has less of a beanmouth than those.
Anonymous No.212807035 >>212807106 >>212807591
>>212806086
>its another "director self-inserts and whines about his childhood" movie
Jesus christ you are deranged. It's a movie about a girl becoming a beaver and you're making it about asian childhood trauma?
Anonymous No.212807064
>>212806813
About what I expected. No rebuttal whatsoever.
Anonymous No.212807092 >>212807207
>>212806766
Of course it can go in a different direction. I didn't say it's the same fucking story.
I said "it's the same fucking premise"
Anonymous No.212807106
>>212807035
No one but white men are allowed to tell stories, anon. Otherwise anons will trip over themselves to undermine their movie even if they have to make up shit to be upset about.
Anonymous No.212807150 >>212807174
>>212806933
>look at Wallace and Gromit
And back then, if you asked someone, the only example they'd probably be able to come up with IS Wallace & Gromit. Ask someone now, and they'd be able to list off twenty different and recent examples.
Anonymous No.212807157 >>212807348
>>212806933
>Wallace and Gromit
Not entirely correct, the mouths there extend way beyond the face. Unlike the Calarts beanmouth

>pre nineties comedy anime
Granted

However, can you really ignore that a lot of animation since Adventure Time, Steven Universe and Gravity Falls follows that style of animation?
And don't forget the sausage limbs
Anonymous No.212807174 >>212807197
>>212807150
>time flows forward
Anonymous No.212807197 >>212807211
>>212807174
>Time progressing means every animated project has to use the same style
Anonymous No.212807205
>>212806111
Pixar was created by Calarts students.
Anonymous No.212807207 >>212807255
>>212807092
>it's the same fucking premise
Regardless of how many times you say it, not it’s not. Even if we did the reductionist thing with Turning Red and stripped it of its actual premise, its thematic moment is the little girl transforming into an actual panda. If we did the same with Hoppers, the thematic moment is a girl putting her consciousness into a robot beaver. It’s not the same, and this is after we’ve stripped both movies entirely. The closest comparison to Hoppers was already highlighted in the teaser, which is that of Avatar. Try comparing Turning Red to Avatar, that’s how silly you sound.
Anonymous No.212807211 >>212807287 >>212813678 >>212813767 >>212814214 >>212817665
>>212807197
>the specific animated projects I recognize are every animated project
Netflix just tried to not do beanmouth and /tv/ still kvetched over it
Anonymous No.212807232
Did they use ai to make this one?
Anonymous No.212807255
>>212807207
>Try comparing Turning Red to Avatar, that’s how silly you sound.
Alright, you've got me there
Anonymous No.212807273 >>212807305 >>212807356 >>212807407
Why did they reference avatar by name?
Anonymous No.212807287
>>212807211
Absolutely hideous
Anonymous No.212807305 >>212807407
>>212807273
Because Disney has the merchandising and distribution rights to Avatar
Anonymous No.212807317
>>212806086
>white male director
>the protagonist is a white male
>but that's ok
Anonymous No.212807338 >>212809054
>>212806681
>same premise as Turning Red
This movie isn’t about a girl understanding her autonomy and blossoming womanhood while navigating cultural and family expectations. You’re drawing parallels because there’s a kid in one scene and a animal with the kids voice in another scene. The absolute state of this board.
Anonymous No.212807348
>>212807157
Adventure Time looks nothing like Steven Universe. The characters don't even have noses.
>muh calarts
You don't even know what Calarts is.
Anonymous No.212807356 >>212807407 >>212808942
>>212807273
I thought they didn’t do pop culture references in pixar movies
Anonymous No.212807390 >>212814034
>>212805234
Is it me or does the voice sound exactly like the lumpy space princess from adventure time? In which case it is a real female just with a weird voice to reflect the character being weird.
Anonymous No.212807404
Not interested.
Anonymous No.212807407 >>212807563
>>212807356
>>212807273
Caught me off guard too, but this >>212807305 is the real reason. Hard to believe it was organic to the script and not pushed by a higher up since they’re still churning out the Avatar movies. In fact I could take it one step further and say that this movie may have only been made to put Avatar into the conscious minds of moviegoers and make sure the next one makes another $2 billion. It’s a glorified ad.
Anonymous No.212807426
Stop getting mad over children's movies ffs
Anonymous No.212807463
>>212806923
>>212805053 (OP)
So they are they going to stop Disney from construction work too?
Anonymous No.212807563
>>212807407
But this stupid hopper movie comes out after the avatar movie so that doesn’t make sense
Anonymous No.212807591 >>212807654
>>212807035
not that anon but if you look up the director that's what he usually makes animations about (though they're nominally about animals, he openly says they're really about having your asian food made fun of and it being hard to date as an asian boy etc) and he still seems pretty keen on it and pixarshit has a pattern of gussying up exactly that material into some slight allegory like 'it's different animals instead of different races' or different 'elements' whatever in like 10 of their films so, seems like very likely
Anonymous No.212807602
Konnichiwa, Dude!
Anonymous No.212807654
>>212807591
Wow an animation about a race of animals being hated is actually about race?
Anonymous No.212807669
>>212806738
>I guess it's full of pussy jokes.
In Beavers, the organisation for kids too young to be cub-scouts, all the adults, or leaders are called after a colour then Beaver. They had a White Beaver, a Black Beaver and a Yellow Beaver already, so when my mum joined in but could only help out once a month they called her Red Beaver.

The head leader is also known as "The Beaver Master".

At the start of each meeting the whole lodge would tootie down and extend their first two fingers on each hand then curl them around to look like "beaver teath", but in reality it looked more like a camel's toe. The lodge would form a circle of kids and adults doing this and then shout out "Beavers!" Multiple times at the top of our voices.

I honestly don't know how the parents managed to keep a straight face.
Anonymous No.212808015 >>212808670 >>212808819
OH MY SCIENCE, IS THAT A FILM AND BY AND FOR WOMXYN?
Anonymous No.212808111 >>212808528
>>212805053 (OP)
Remember when Pixar was steadfastly against doing unimaginative talking animal movies? Me too.
Anonymous No.212808528 >>212808660
>>212808111
Sorry, but pixar is no longer your good ole boys club, we minorities LOVE being turned into talking animals
Anonymous No.212808608
The fuck is thecentral conflict here?
Animal "privilege" because the bear got to eat?
Anonymous No.212808619
>>212806933
Newfag.
Anonymous No.212808640
Whats with the trash orange teal color grading?
Anonymous No.212808660
>>212808528
>we minorities LOVE being turned into talking animals
Minorities already are.
Anonymous No.212808670
>>212808015
Genuinely looks like a racist caricature
Anonymous No.212808677
"Hoppers might be here. I've never been in this pond before, there could be hoppers anywhere. I HATE HOPPERS. With a tree you can build a dam anywhere" she thought to herself, out loud
Anonymous No.212808713
>>212805053 (OP)
I vibe with this! Looks very gender affirming and a whole mood desu
Anonymous No.212808728 >>212808774 >>212811036
>Reference another IP within 30 seconds.
Jesus. Is this millenial writing or just being a total fucking hack?
Anonymous No.212808774
>>212808728
Maybe a chat bot wrote it
Anonymous No.212808819 >>212809165
>>212808015

>no white men allowed

The most obvious case of DEI California storyboarding is when there is a perfect representation of minorities while white men are omitted completely.
Anonymous No.212808860
Wtf brow you told be woke was over.
Anonymous No.212808942 >>212808993
>>212807356
Hello Dolly paid $4000000 to be in Wall-e. Steve Jobs said no to product placement in his movie but brad bird said fuck the little robots let's get bottle service
Anonymous No.212808975
>>212806086
>asian american
slop, every time, rich nepobabies crying about oppression they have never faced
Anonymous No.212808993 >>212809022
>>212808942
it was fine because it was some weird movie nobody has ever seen or will see, which prevents it from breaking your immersion
Anonymous No.212809022
>>212808993
No it wasn't. It's the first video of humans in a Pixar movie and it's to advertise some broadway show?
Anonymous No.212809026
hehe this is very teh funneh and self aware
Anonymous No.212809054 >>212809196
>>212807338

> This movie isn’t about

You have no idea what the main character's back story is, because that hasn't been revealed. But, since that VA is some sort of queer spectrum asexual lookieme, don't be surprised if her two dads drop her off at the lab.
Anonymous No.212809090
>>212805053 (OP)
seems like a good childrens movie
main character should be a guy tho
Anonymous No.212809165
>>212808819
sounds perfect to me
Anonymous No.212809178 >>212809241
I look forward to see the day AI replaces Disney and Hollywood DEI pedotroons.
Anonymous No.212809196
>>212809054
>her two dads
They only adopt boys.
Anonymous No.212809241
>>212809178
I would prefer neither
Anonymous No.212809270 >>212809302
>mystery meat ugly chick
>no straight white males
Hasn't Hollywood learned their lesson yet?
Anonymous No.212809302 >>212809325
>>212809270
Pretty sure this was in production before America became great again with the end of wokeness.
Anonymous No.212809322
>not about this Hopper
>just about quirky non white girls
I shan't be watching
Anonymous No.212809325 >>212809359 >>212809422 >>212809496
>>212809302
How do burgers cope knowing the fact that shitlibs will double down on wokeness and literally shove it down your throats when republicans will inevitably lose the next elections?
Anonymous No.212809359
>>212809325
I don't buy their crap so it doesn't affect me.
Also take your bipartisan brain rot to /pol/, I know both parties are shitty and corrupt.
Anonymous No.212809374 >>212813754
where the FUCK is big booty judy 2. I cant fap to this
Anonymous No.212809422 >>212809503
>>212809325
cope nigga, Elio had its gay content removed, white male leads are back, political messaging is gone, Disney has officially stated they will avoid progressive themes, you lost.
Anonymous No.212809496
>>212809325
America is the only western nation even running a right wing government right now cuck.
Anonymous No.212809503 >>212809571
>>212809422
>T-thanks for the crumbs Mr. Noseberg! I'll be a good goy as long as I get an emasculated white male lead surrounded by nogs!
Anonymous No.212809571 >>212809659
>>212809503
More cope, more seethe, no argument whatsoever. History will prove me right when brownness, feminism, and beanmouth rapidly disappear from our screens over the next four years.
Anonymous No.212809659 >>212809760
>>212809571
American won't make good movie anymore bro
Anonymous No.212809760
>>212809659
The fact that JW rebirth is out right now proves you wrong.
Anonymous No.212810364
>>212805053 (OP)
Shit I thought it was a Bugs' Life sequel
Anonymous No.212811036
>>212808728
>millenial writing
Damn, I wonder what Gen X year was the writer born in.
Anonymous No.212811144 >>212811217 >>212811538
>>212805053 (OP)
Are beavers famous for hopping?
Anonymous No.212811217
>>212811144
>Pixar's Hoppers
>Hicks ass poppers
It's germatria or something I dunno
Anonymous No.212811538
>>212811144

Could be worse. The Writer Director wanted them to be Penguins. Because he likes Penguins.
Anonymous No.212813500
>>212805053 (OP)
Kino
Anonymous No.212813543
Remember when Pixar releases were an event everyone looked forwards to?
Anonymous No.212813652
>>212806933
newfag
Anonymous No.212813678
>>212807211
maybe just try not being shit
Anonymous No.212813719
>>212805053 (OP)
looks cheap.
Anonymous No.212813754
>>212809374
here anon
something to tide you over
Anonymous No.212813763
>>212805053 (OP)
art style looks ai generated
Anonymous No.212813767
>>212807211
Because it's hideous.
Anonymous No.212813825
>>212805053 (OP)
This looks like their worst movie yet, I'm impressed they can still sink lower
Anonymous No.212814034
>>212807390
they already had a woman with a weird voice in Soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zqfPScW59E
Anonymous No.212814214
>>212807211
You can't say that something is good just because it met some arbitrary guideline. It has to just "be" good. Did demonhunters do beanmouth? Nope. Was it still dogshit? Yeah. The thing with beanmouth movies is that you could certainly make a movie that's good and uses a beanmouth style - but the presence of beanmouth acts as a bellwether for the likelihood that the movie is shittily made, which is the REAL issue.
Anonymous No.212814260
>>212805053 (OP)
>open trailer
>female minority main character
>old female minority side character
>old female minority side character
>old white lady side character
aaaaaaand into the trash it goes, not gonna bother watching any more of that trailer lol
Anonymous No.212814342
>>212805053 (OP)
>trannies itt immediately on the defensive
can't make this shit up kek
Anonymous No.212816166
>>212805053 (OP)
Looks fun and its from the we bare bears creator which is certified comfy kino soulful
Anonymous No.212817665
>>212807211
They made a Moon Over June show on Netflix?