>When do we get serious?

>MOGGED by tv execs
>MOGGED by heidecker
>MOGGED by some random podcaster
hes only capable of punching down, and his biggest problem is that when he does, he punches down with nuclear bombs. This type of comedy is only funny to bullied no lifer 16-20 yos

>>212811715 (OP)
Is there a gorilla in here or what?

bump because i'm being paid to keep sam hyde threads on the front page of /tv/

>>212812045
Pretty hilarious how the only person he's ever BTFO was a limp wristed literal cuck who took his wife's surname.

>>212812075
Someone had to do it.

Sam Hyde is not funny.
Sam Hyde has never been funny.

>>212812075
he BTFOs you on a daily basis by simply existing thoughbeit.

Gorilla nest

>>212812096
Haha good one.

>>212812104
ok

>>212812096
Truuu

>>212812104
This sounds transphobic my guy

>>212812063
Charles saving the whole cringefest that Sam brings as usual

>>212811715 (OP)
the audacity for him to say that, he wasn't even joking

>>212811715 (OP)
Sam Hyde is too powerful, i'm afraid of him

Sam Hyde is the funniest man to ever live. He is a successful and wealthy comedian/actor/creator/artist and mogs the shit out his haters. This was a bit to generate more buzz and he played his haters like a fiddle. You can't stop talking about the master troll Sam Hyde. He is the Andy Kaufman of our time. A true legend.

This was all setup and preplanned! Harland is just really good at faking it! THIS IS ALL STAGED AND PLANNED

ALSO HARLAND WILLIAMS SUCKS BUT IT'S STAGED TO MAKE HIS SHOW BIGGER BECAUSE SAM LIKES HIM.... WAIT UH UH UH N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD

>>212812096
Sam Hyde was funny 10+ years ago before tons of roids and his ego went out of control

>>212812045
>MOGGED by some random podcaster
he's been a comedian for decades and been in and even starred in several movies. sam hyde has starred in such things as cartoon network and some internet show.

>>212812177
fell for the bit award

>>212812096
his iphone videos were funny

>act retarded on some podcast
>internet goes crazy about it
>youtube essayfags make content about it
If you genuinely think Sam goes to podcasts to promote his work then you don't understand him at all, fact is "we" are all talking about what happened and is 100% a bump in popularity for Sam. Really nothing happened, all drama is just contentbait made by chronically online losers. He got away with it.

>>212811715 (OP)
Why did he say he hated nature and found it disgusting?
That's schizo sperg shit creepy middle school kids say for attention

>>212811715 (OP)
>post-irony shtick fails
>physical intimidation fails
>your crew visibly cringing at you
>advisory is still keen for the next round
he got absolutely BTFO and by a Canadian to boot kek!

>>212812096
lost me halfway there buddy

>>212812277
Sometimes bad publicity is just bad publicity
Believing you can turn it positive is a cope

>>212812289
because Sam is spiritually a nigger

>>212812277
>internet goes crazy about it
i think you're vastly overestimating the relevance of sam hyde and harland williams

is it grim to say that sam would be happier and more liked right now if he kept streaming Fallout and making Gumroad videos

>>212812277
Sam isn't some 4D Chess Mastermind
Dude has low impulse control

>>212812277
except that isnt how you make it up hollywood which was the reason for doing the podcast to promote their new stuff. they cant even riff with some 60 year old d lister comedian and showed everyone that even 10 years later he still hasnt learned any lessons from WP
mde crew are in their 40s now, and if they want to ever get real money or success theyre gonna have to drop their "irony pilled" persona

>>212812306
Apparently Harland is very strong willed and pretty tough when not doing his shtick

>>212812343
sam has had nothing but bad publicity since world peace. how can it get any worse than being cancelled and blacklisted?

qrd why did gorilla nest of all things make Sam sperg out?

>>212812389
HE TOTALLY GOT MOGGED AND KEKED BY SAM THOUGH
GERIATRIC FAGGOT WAS PISSING AND SHITTING HIMSELF

>>212812306
Sam couldn't handle the pure hockey physique

>>212812423
Sam unironically thinks he's black, to the point where he get offended like black people when they get compared to apes.

>>212811715 (OP)
I'm probably the first person to tell him about the he's the shooter meme on his alien Gmail
I also will take credit on getting him introduced to Gavin
Hi Sam it's the yes guy indeed and I do remember you basically stealing a fetish video from SR by lying to us about it being cut from world peace hey dude yes I'm never going to forget this nigger

Go build a gorilla nest

>>212812423
literally told sam to be his little performing monkey

>>212812382
i don't think he has low impulse control he just has zero tolerance for things he doesn't like and part of his "alpha" persona is being in control.

>>212812411
Fishtank actually rehabilitated his image a little but hes currently blowing it, again

>>212812343
Learn the basics of marketing you fool, publicity is just a buzz, noise, pulse, something to make you talk about it. Considering it good or bad, positve or negative is irrelevant, we're already talking about it. And even if it's bad/negative, the audience that Sam has doesn't care, he even posted the table flip shit on his socials

>>212812423
Sam got called Gorilla at school, it makes sense why he got so mad.

>>212812306
harland is the closest thing we have to norm at this point

>>212812456
Gorillas are Apes

>>212812366
"internet" as in the group of people who knows sam and/or harland, is not that hard to understand bucko
>>212812382
i never said he did, is just sam chimping out for the sake of relevancy/internet buzz and that's it

>>212812177
i honestly think he thought it would be funny, but then just ended up being embarrassing for everyone involved

>>212812423
Harland was dominating the conversation and Sam was losing his composure so tried to escalate the situation to rattle Harland but he just rolled with it which further threw Sam off kek.

>>212811715 (OP)
Sam is based. Sam will always be based. tranny shills think they won something but all sam does is get more attention to him and grow his brand. It doesn't matter if it wasn't a bit sam made it into a bit and you trannys are the mark.

>STOP BEING SILLY ON A COMEDY PODCAST, I NEED TO PRETEND I HAVE A NOVEL INTERPRETATION OF THE OLD TESTAMENT AND RANT ABOUT HOW I WAS DONE WRONG BY ADULT SWIM, I'M AN AVANT-GARDE COMEDIAN, YOU DONT GET IT
it was crazy when he said that

>>212811715 (OP)
>shows up
>dominates the room
>takes the spotlight
>flips the desk
>leaves
Betas would NEVER understand.

>>212812423
>>212812113
>>212812456
>Why did gorilla nest of all things make sam sperg out?
My schizo theory is that it has to do with this video, where an art studio that rejected sam called his art pieces very sardonic and guerilla, and he couldn't tell if sam was being serious or not in the interview. interesting thing to note is he mentions that sam was there with his girlfriend, which would explain sam behaving like he didn't care. he probably tried to " take control" of the interview to impress her. maybe he flipped his table, we just don't know.
https://youtu.be/Nepa62RsPnA?feature=shared&t=330
>5:35
it's probably just a coincidence though. i found it funny either way that he's really always been like this in real life without cameras rolling and this is the final nail in the 'bit' fags coffin.

>>212812177
>n word
totally not a reddit retard.

>>212812592
>sam hyde applies to art school
Oh no cucked leftist sisters i hope he passes his classes so he doesn’t turn into literally hitler!

>>212811715 (OP)
Are you faggots still malding over Sam getting btfo by a real comedian?

>>212811715 (OP)

>we owe him two thousand dollars

CTE

>>212812423
because it was too irreverent and lighthearted for sam's taste, because sam is a comedian, therefore he was only there to have super serious conversations about how shitty jews are.

>>212812638
What's this supposed to convey? Is he actually upset/uncomfortable or was just one of those split second moments thst can be interpreted like that?

>>212812628
How do people not figure out his is a bit just by the editing?

>>212812277
>internet goes crazy about it
yeah that kiwifarms flare up going to leverage nicely into more career opportunities. What a big fuckin brain on that dumpy middle aged bald man.

>so you’re a little bit of everything
that pissed Sam off I think it was the turning point

>>212812387
the problem is sam is the one with all the money and all the clout, same as before. nick and charls had to go back to real jobs after world peace and sam got to keep fucking around with his bitcoin money. sam refuses to compromise to do anything, so mde is forever going to be under the radar.

>>212812705
>sam hyde
>caring about career opportunities
lol, lmao even

lets analyze it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_DyGqsOHQ

>>212811715 (OP)
>when do we talk about the disenfranchisement of white men by jewish schemes to demoralize the West on this comedy show

>>212812687
Nick was visibly severely stressed the entire time.
https://youtu.be/l4_uXkQCoLU?feature=shared

At the end of the full podcast, you can see and hear him say to Harland:
>Don't worry about it Harland, we'll make it all better. We're really good at this. ERIC and i...are really good at this...
It was fucked

Why couldnt he just give Nick a klonopin before the show started? Now 200k people saw induce a panic attack on his alpha male best friend

>>212812628
The camera angles really does it for me lmfao

>>212812571
sam turned it into a spergfest, and harland turned sam into the bit. there is nothing based about being a thin skinned rage monster who can't take a joke.

>>212812747
You're right, he'd rather just trundle down the path of the Raped. Can't be a downfall if he never rose to the occasion, ever.

>>212812277
>>youtube essayfags make content about it

Like who?? TomDark or Pyrpcynical wouldn't touch this hsit with a 10 ft pole.

>>212812773
>*gulp*

>>212812754
>only 8 minutes
I'll wait for the 4 hour versions thank you very much

>>212812687
Watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4_uXkQCoLU

Its not ALL of his reactions, the person editing it forgot to include a couple things like Nick saying "Don't worry Harland. We'll make it all better. We're good at this, me and Eric are good at this" after the desk and audio/video equipment hit the floor.
Nick actually looked like he was having a panic attack and about to cry at points in the podcast, you could even get a glimpse at the tears he was holding back, it was brutal.

>>212812797
Because no one would watch it. Watching a middle aged bald fat man fly into effeminate hysterics about nothing got old when Boogie was doing it.

this is actually a good direction for podcasts. the host and guest should be actively hostile to each other. who could possibly tolerate any more comedy bros yucking it up about the "craft" and stories from the road?

>Sam Hyde TOWERING over the quivering globohomo redditor boomer, PHYSICALLY DOMINATING him completely, MANHANDLING him as he quips gay, retarded, nonsensical bullshit
oh no no redditsissies... looks like fascism won again!!

reddit cucks and tranny sister don't get sam won the story. keep talking about it. Keep seething about it. You've been doing that about him forever and he's more popular than ever.

>>212812867
I'm a pathetic leftist troon but I still have to admit that Sam won, Harlandsissies we lost.

>>212812853
it's what made those oldass Internet Blood Sports so watchable. They'd just get into call and rip into eachother. it was great, no pussyfooting around like faggots they just fought proper.

Sam would never, he's too much of a coward.

>>212812916
Sam would demand his army of wigger yesmen to join in and let them do all the trashtalk

>>212812794
>Can't be a downfall if he never rose to the occasion, ever.
100% correct. MDE has been an independent production team since the start, right now sam and his crew aren't even close to a "downfall" and thinking this shit with harland will afect him is low iq
>>212812876
this.

>>212813025
>100% correct.
I'm glad we can agree that Sam's quite content to roll around in the dirt with his fag troupe while he gets fatter and balder by the day.

>>212813025
Agreed, Sam is unstoppable. Newest episode of Extreme Peace was hilarious. I'm glad I gave money to them instead of (((mainstream slop))). Reddit trannies stay mad that he fucked a 15 year old skank who had it coming a million years ago

REMINDER sam, nick, and charls are set for life, sam makes millions off his youtube, podcast, merch, fishtank, MDE.TV, EP made more money than WP1 would for many seasons.
all 3 of them settled their grievances with eachother like adults, even back in the day they admitted WP1 wasn't worth the tiny amount of money they made having to deal with all the people in the industry.
nick had his own business, made lots of money streaming too, charls' father in law is an actually rich arab, sam was always rich and but gets even richer. you lost.

commence the seethe

>>212813118
Its really weird for an adult man to talk about another adult man like this, anon.

>>212812687
Nick has always been the one to tell Sam if something isn't funny or they shouldn't do something that's lame before hand.

Looks like he's going through this in this moment lol

>>212813179
>t. made 50 threads about sam in the past 24 hours

we need Richard Attenborough to narrate Sam's nigger tier behaviour on that podcast

>>212813118
>moving the goalposts
I accept your concession!

>>212812423
He got bored around that time and decided to start getting wild because he saw harland was willing to be as weird as fuck so he figured hed get even more weird. Problem was once he flipped the desk theres no recovering from taking it that far that fast so from then on he was just an embarrassment.

>>212813200
what goalpost?

>>212812045
trvke

>>212813224
went from 'sam won' to 'sam didn't need to win anyways' pretty fuckin quick.

>>212812559
this

>>212813118
sam can't stop seething about the jews because they have more money (and 15yo pussy) than him, makes sense

>>212812638
Remember when Nick tried to show his phone background but Harland just ignored him?

>>212813261
i never said anything about winning or losing anything, get some reading comprehension.
these threads are full of people saying they're somehow dead and finished because of this.

>>212813118
forgot to add : childless and drinks tranny cum

>>212813334
false, he has a hapa bastard running around somewhere and the tranny accusations are baseless.

>>212813197
Are you suggesting i made this thread? Lol anon you really gotta touch grass

>>212813351
hi sam

>>212813118
>nobody can refute any of this
kek

>>212813059
>Sam's quite content to roll around in the dirt with his fag troupe
He has been doing this since 12 years or so, even with the WP and idubbbz fiasco he hasn't stopped and is more relevant than ever.
>he gets fatter and balder by the day
Just like any other 40 something male, your point?

>>212813351
hello are you going to do another humiliation ritual podcast, where you let a tired old man fuck you in the ass in front of everyone for a few hours? That's how you win, right?

Tell me about your childhood

>>212813436
>>212813118

>>212813425
it's a moved goalpost. i don't care about their financial well being, especially if they made their money humiliating themselves by letting old men have their way with them in front of their audience.

Sam is more relevant and influential than ever. He was way more money than any of you faggot tranny kiwitroons. Seethe and cope.

>"you dont know how edgy I AM, I'm not a fucking JEW, I'm a GOY"
>"isn't that a japanese pond fish?"
>everyone laughs but sam
I knew thats when it was over for our poor ol bullied sammy

>>212813443
You look like you were raped.

i can't stop thinking about sam hyde. i hate him so much but i can't stop watching his content and thinking about him 24/7. can anyone help me?

>>212813468
i'm sure being hated on by the same 3 fat schizo retards on a dead site is a "humiliation"bro, especially since they're more successful than ever, tell me how this is going to impact them?

>>212813489
your hairline is sad, sam
also you're fat

everyone complaining about sam is an obsessed tranny with no life. christmas example much?

>>212813468
>i don't care about their financial well being
now whos moving goalposts

QUICK JAY RELEASE ANOTHER DAMAGE CONTROL VIDEO

>>212813484
he really couldn't go on and be silly and then plug their shit at the end, he had to tard rage

>>212813489
just remember he's just like an OF girl. but instead of showing his asshole to strangers he just embarasses himself. He's like an OF girl mixed with chris chan. It's wild that so many young men attach themselves to this and defend this man's honor on a basketweaving forum. Troubling, fatherless behavior.
>>212813506
everyone saw him get fucked in the ass by Harlan. He gets mogged by tv execs, heidecker, and no no-name podcasters. What's next for sam? getting dunked on by a cashier at walmart?

>fuentes sucks cock
>sam sucks cock
what is up with those "christian" groypers lmao

>>212813484
Did he actually think he was going to have a deep intellectual conversation with Harland about the JQ, mass immigration, and seed oils?
All he had to do was watch ONE episode of his podcast to know that's a retarded idea.

>>212813584
they're fake people. Inauthentic.

>>212813565
the only one who saw your schizo fantasies is you, and they make more money than most people in the industry now. you lost, deal with it.

>W-when do we get serious?
LOL

T I G H T
A N D
R I P E

>>212813608
kwabaroo

>>212812204
Harland's fucking terrible and always has been
Don't pretend he's some savant or legit funny dude just because he raped and gaped sam who can only operated in a skit where everyone plays along

>>212813599
>I lost
I had a great time watching someone who is actually funny dance circles around him. If that's losing then keep it coming, Sam. Maybe if you let one of your boyfriends fuck you in the ass (ironically, of course) I'll lose some more!

Yes, this thread has proven time and time again that Sam Hyde haters are some of the dumbest and most disingenuous retards on the internet. This is the Sam Hyde appreciation thread for MDE fans. The only reason why it seems so negative right now is because almost everyone migrated to the Fish Tank thread. WP2 is currently in production. The set designs look epic and huge. All the crew seem happy to be working together. It's going to be great. Fish Tank wrapped yesterday and it seems to have won over the people who were on the fence. Season 2 confirmed. Sam barely even tried during that production and still took a huge W.

Really bad day to be a Sam Hyde hater.

>>212813633
he was funny when he shat on Lucas too
stuff a room full of hack frauds like lucas schaub sam and he's great at making them feel like shit

>>212813118
Most people were baited into pre-ordering Extreme Peace because it was hyped for nearly three years as a spiritual successor to World Peace. But given the lack of discussion and overall disappointment with the show's quality, that kind of hype won’t work again, unless he teases something brand new and visibly good.
Even the Fishtank crowd is fed up with him and Jet’s vision for the show, so the money’s going to dry up soon unless they figure out something smart, which I’m not too confident about.

>>212813649
>you're all haters! grrr!
so sensitive!

It was only a logical step for Sam to metaphorically choke on dick after literally choking on dick

MORE TIME

>>212813649
Build the gorilla nest. Do it now.

>>212813662
I was surprised that Harland actually had David Lucas on his podcast. Haven't watched it, but I imagine it's Harland pulling his punches because he feels bad for the gorilla and David sucking Harland's asshole clean because he didn't want a 2nd round of a brutal mogging.

>Sam shaking Harland after the heat lamp line
>"So do you like straight fries or curly fries?"
He dog walked Sam

>>212813118
This. All the newfags thinking that Sam will fail at any moment by bringing past or present shit are clueless. Dude is just living off some high school level dream of making weird/subersive videos with a solid and loyal fanbase of internet outcasts, which are 200% more profitable than the normie and accesible crowd.
>>212813468
>it's a moved goalpost
>i don't care about their financial well being
Retard
>>212813565
>he just embarasses himself
>mogged by random internet people
Caring about any of this is beta male mentality. You will always be a fool in the eyes of somebody, if this affects you then you don't have the guts to be a creative person or even somebody who enjoys life at all. At the end, you're on some anonymous taiwanese cartoon forum talking how much it affects you, grow a penis.

>>212813480
sorry your e-daddy got mogged, hope you mondotrannies can ever recover

>>212812628
>he literally broke his lil astronaut toy to pieces

>it doesn't matter that sam makes millions and this makes him more money
>it doesn't matter that charls doesn't hate sam anymore
>it doesn't matter that nick wasn't actually having a panic attack and is good friends with sam
>it doesn't matter that harland and sam were in on it together as a bit

YOU ARE HERE

>it doesn't matter that sam comes on to the show a 2nd time and the video blows up even more, bringing in new fans to MDE
>it doesn't matter that harland comes out as great friends with sam
>it doesn't matter that sam actually went on JRE and gets to promote AGAIN
>it doesn't matter that harland leads sam to even more roads and success

>>212813735
>Caring about any of this is beta male mentality.
oh yeah lather me up with that delicious irony, boy.

Sam Hyde wouldn't be as successful as he is without his obsessed legion of haters keeping him on the front page of /tv/ 24/7. They can't stand that King Chud keeps mogging everyone and everything despite their attempts to cancel him. He's literally invincible.

>>212811715 (OP)
Unironically fucking shook

>>212813633
When does he get serious?

>>212811715 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>212813752
he's not successful he's a trust fun kid who 'won' by being born rich. Just like so many other rich faggy theatre kids his whole life is a downward trajectory into the dirt and we get to watch.

>>212813748
>>it doesn't matter that charls doesn't hate sam anymore

>>212813649
NuMDE type post

>>212813118
yeah but he isnt funny anymore
Sad!

>>212813649
>Sam is thriving and doing epic shit!
I'd agree with you if you didn't wrote this as a faggot.

>>212812628
so fucking based fuck this podcast shit aryan super soldiers are done playing games

>>212813735
Yes same has more money than all his haters it quite funny. he wont even fight Hasan in the ring still. Seethe retard jew... christmas example

>>212813735
$0.01 Sam Hyde supplement discount has been deposited into your account

>sam decides to stop fucking with ian
>decides to be a gay bottom for an old man instead
SAD! We want old funny sam back!

>>212812754
>LET'S ANALYZE THE PODCAST
wew lad
just kill urself

>>212813781
>downward trajectory
>literally more famous and successful than he has ever been
nice cope troony

>>212813784
make one argument for this that isn't some extremely autistic and embarassing parasocial psychoanalyzing of interactions that don't even differ from past ones.

>>212813823
yeah he's so famous there's two whole threads for him on /tv/! Big things in the future!

Why couldn't HW start getting deep into religious discourse that Sam is famed for?

being funny is actually a jewish psy-op thats why sam has made every effort to remain as unfunny as possible over the past 5 years #trusttheplan

>>212812428
Yeah its so cool when guys physically intimidate you over jokes on comedy podcasts. That always goes over well.

>>212813839
he's not funny. You can't point out a single funny thing he did.

>>212813851
Comedy = subversion = Jewish
By being unfunny, Sam has proved that he's not a Jew.

>>212813839
ok nerd

>>212811715 (OP)

Channingsisters having the absolute time of their lives today, flicking their beans with high-octane schadenfreude… but to be fair, Sam made it real easy for them, the TRT-taking goober. So flick on girl, you win this one.

I’ve been an MDE fan since 2017, love the old videos and WP1. This podcast, as well as the lukewarm production value of Extreme Peace and the same tired /pol/ tropes being reheated on the Sam Hyde Show, have helped teach me to mellow out as a 30 year old guy and not look down on normies just because I’m a sperg with interests different than theirs, because at the end of the day I also have normie desires and fears as every person does. I’ve also learned that acknowledging my own demons with myself and others is just as important, if not more than identifying the demons plaguing society at large (Sam has actually covered that before he got super serious for his post-EP schtick, like advising not to redpill your parents and not to searching for a /pol/ gf), or else you end up like burnt-out and bitter like Sam, too scared to say anything that will make him look weak. As Uncle Junior said, my old man told me never to get old, and I should’ve listened to him

>>212813870
what does this have to do with my post?

>>212813845
>two threads
lmao cope and seethe tranny

>>212813871
based!

>takes Sam's seat
Now this was KINO

same Hyde is the greatest white comedian alive you are all jealous him it so obvious jews. he has $ what you have ? hormone pill trannys seethe cope. idiot roastie nobody care marky not real

>>212813886
2 best buds just hanging out trolling their audience. feels good being 120+ iq

>>212813870
show some proof that charls hates sam.

>*casually turns the boys against him*

I think Harland took the bit too far when he didn't show up for the EP showing and cut out the plugs. Too much of an over committal imo

>>212813911
is that an album cover on nick's shirt?

>>212813916
OHHHHHHHHHHH HES HURT

>>212813916
based factbvmb

channingxisters why can't we stop him? he's too powerful.. his shows are too popular... i'm going to ACK myself if his reign of dominance continues...

a rec from harland was prob the last push he needed for KT or even JRE btw

>>212813911
HES SEATLESS
HES BALDING

>>212813992
Shane Gillis is basically his last major lifeline and even he's careful not to push Sam too much

>>212813992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ6bp4dMfII

>>212813992
I feel for Nick, dude has been trying to separate himself from the dogshit image associated by sam's stunts and they inevitably catch up to him
he's on a leash, and sam makes sure that leash never gets too loose

>>212811715 (OP)
all Sam has to apologize, return for another show and build the gorilla nest without drama

that will unburn the bridge

>>212813950
You don't get. People are definitely going to look online by themselves for a unfunny guy's show who displayed tard rage. Plus he put the links in the description. Unlimited publicity. You got played, sucka.

>>212812096
correct
people only like him because he bullies liberals and says racist shit

>>212813981
we NEED more christmas examples

>>212813820
>wew lad
No fucking way there are still faggots that type this shit out. I refuse to believe it. I'm seeing it, but I don't believe it.

Sam is a balding trust fund theatre kid

>>212814070
>he bullies liberals and says racist shit
that's funny

Leftoids:
>SAM LOST HE WAS MOGGED GORILLA NEST COULDN'T RIFF!
Rightoids:
>SAM DOMINATED BETA REDDITOR HARLAND BASED WHITE RACE SAVIOR
capiche?

>>212813480
Why do you feel strongly about picking sides? I dont even dislike sam but he objectively dropped the ball here...

>>212814105
What about based centrists like myself?

>>212814092
you're a balding tranny with no money

>>212814109
get back in the discord and read the announcement bro we need to regroup the chuds keep ruining the threads and making fun of us

>>212812096
he's funny but you need to read the lore, watch the idubbbz documentary and at least the first season of MDE to understand how his comedy works

>>212812096
i used to like MDE when they made comedy videos rather than all the gay shit they've done for the last 10 years. i think sam must have just been along for the ride in those years, seeing as all he's done since is faggoty advice videos for fatherless teens.

I watched this entire thing. Harland Williams is a complete retard, a nonsense merchant would be the most charitable description.

Sam Hyde saw this podcast was going nowhere and in lieu of slapping him he flipped the desk. This is fine. It doesn't matter. Garbage podcast. This gets it way more buzz than people would've otherwise seen. Doesn't matter if he censored MDE . TV at the end.

Harland should thank Sam and beg for him to be back for Sam to abuse him further.

>>212814104
In theory. Meanwhile Sam Hyde...

>>212812045
>>MOGGED by tv execs
>>MOGGED by heidecker
>>MOGGED by some random podcaster
Tim, don't you have a mountain of cocaine to snort with a cabana full of ladyboys?

>>212814105
groypers/sams fanbase are the bottom feeders on the right, the absolute worst jake shields type morons you tolerate because at the end of the day they push some of your ideas
hopefully you'll be of use as shell waste in the upcoming cw

>>212813589
There have been a few times Harland has made some serious conversations and hes pretty redpilled. I remember him specifically talking about mass immigration and censorship. but 99% of the time hes just a silly goose having a silly goose time

>>212812592
>gorilla based

>>212814190
exquisite... what shall we call this specimen?

>>212814173

xisters... i can't take it anymore...
sam keeps winning...
when will we get a victory?
i need this...please...
i need sam to fail
my life depends on it...

>>212814233
what a faggy comeback

>>212814244
From a söyright slop account no less...

>>212814256
dont spergout lil guy

The silly Jimmy Buffet boomer making dad jokes vs the roided up chud Catholic gorilla having a meltdown

>>212812423
MK Ultra activation words.

>>212814244
this level of dickriding from a grown man is embarassing

lets be frank: harland's mentally retarded gay funko pop-tier performance was pure reddit. no wonder reddit identified so strongly with him and leapt to his defense as sam manhandled him

Uh... I'm a 13th generation American...

>>212814365

> lets be frank: harland's mentally retarded gay funko pop-tier performance was pure reddit

I agree, and that’s what made it even funnier when Sam lost control of himself, because Sam always postures like he’s above normie Reddit humor. I think Harland even made himself more redditlike, because he could sense that it was rattling Sam

>>212814365
He did that to bait Sam. The second I saw the hat and stupid shirt I knew it was over for Peanut Arbuckle.

>>212814365
"Comedians" take themselves way too fucking seriously these days, Sam included. If you're funny, you can riff, and that's basically what Harland was inviting Sam to do, but he went full sperg because he couldn't. It's basically like a shit test from Harland: if you can riff with his non-sequiturs than you can talk about anything you want and he'll respond.

I definitely don't think the crashout was planned in advance, HOWEVER I also had never heard of Harland Williams until like two days ago. So I could see this as Sam indirectly helping another KT-adjacent guy go viral. But was it intended? Probably not to the extent some people are claiming.

>>212812423
it was just the straw that broke the camel's back.
Sam tried to do some podcast takeover attempt against a mainstream comedian in the form of a reverse Matan. he brought a posse to anchor his fake persona and he placed the asian next to Harland to surround and overwhelm him. make no mistake, this is actually how Sam thinks.
the objective was domination, but Harland thwarted everything and turned it back against Sam until he had no comedic counters.
>if you're gonna put the asian here, he's the host now and i'm gonna make everyone treat him like the host
>we can restart the episode however times you want until you capitulate
>i'm still gonna do my brand of humor and vibe with the bits i actually like and act glib and thwart the ones i dislike
Sam kept getting angrier, and he started perceiving Harland's "random" bits as criticism and direct references. the "tight" line, "gorilla", etc. so Sam quadrupled down and roidraged like "hey this is what you wanted, i'm a gorilla".

>>212812773
ya gotta feel bad for shit fingers

>>212812592
This makes me want to hear about his high school years and what he was like to other students.

"comedians" should all be shot and killed. I'm glad Sam realized this and become a soldier of christ.

anyone noticed that cut where everyone is laughing at harland and he says "well I guess we're laughing now"
There were probably alot of losses for harland that he cut out.

>>212814667
Would Christ not like good humor or something?

>>212814365
You might not like his style, but Harland is funny.

>>212814603
You aren't getting any upboats for this shit nigger

>>212812096
TRVKE

STOP TAKING HRT

>>212814707
yea i was curious about that, seemed to me like harland made a joke but struck me as strange that it was cut out

>>212814731
get back to talking about how based and wealthy Sam is or whatever
or start doing your "it's the jeets" "it's the trannies" pivots

>>212813633
> Harland's fucking terrible and always has been
He looked pretty good when he deflected hyde’s bullshit and avoided being thrown into a desk by that myopic bully

>>212814797
Thanks but you're doing it for me tranny

>>212814846
>admits defeat
okay

The seething whenever Sam Hyde comes up in a thread here seems way too personal, does Ian browse /tv/?

>>212814797
>>212814956
there it is.

>>212811715 (OP)
How come he looks normal sized here and in most photos? Doe he surround himself with other gigantic men and props?

>>212814244
>blue checkmark living in denial
SAD!
All we want is for Sam to be funny again!

Jews won

the parallels to his idubbz interview, and sam actually begging and pleading for harland to 'just be serious for a second' as if sam deserves it. too funny

>>212814249
Well congrats you got it

>>212815178
you sir win the internet today. have some gold

Someone needs to explain to me why people have strong feelings about Sam.

>>212812096
My son left one of his podcast videos up on his computer so I checked him out. It was pretty funny but doused with dry ironic acting that had a slight hint of joking to it. Decent vernacular and cadence but it seemed like the type of humor and approach that would be called one-trick and get old fairly fast. It did have politically charged edginess, though, so I'm guessing that's why someone my son's age would have been tuning in. Forced diversity pushes white kids to these kinds of people.

Harland actually wanted to sit there as a captive audience to sams faux religious bullshit and 4 year design school takes

>>212815257
>and then everyone stood up and clapped

>>212814806
>he looked pretty good when squaring off with an actual schizophrenic retard
Yeah but what his actual "comedy"

>sam made his millions
>nick & crew have to tolerate his antics which also guarantee they'll never have their own thing

I would like 2 have sex w Samuel Hyde

>>212815178
yep. you know you're right when the angered shill feels the need to reply

>>212812687
He's watching Sam flush his career down the toilet before his very eyes for the second time.

>>212812096
Paradigm Shift was funny but also where he peaked

>>212815323
Do you have a cock? important

>>212814707
>"Well, if you're gonna laugh..."
It's something he says often when people laugh at his jokes. Somehow works most of the time
t.watched a few episodes of his pod

sam's fanbase is rick & morty tier midwits thinking they're geniuses

>>212815467
>rick and morty tanks
>love for sam grows
he can't keep getting away with it

>>212815257
Did the studio audience break out into applause before the credits started to roll?

The amount of grown ass men that unironically dick-ride twitter grifters is fucking insane.

>>212815230
butt-blasted

>>212814707
samsisters, we found the new cope!

>>212815539
zero pussy, ect al. It's a Jerry Springer clownshow, it's wild that people get this invested.

>>212815523
No. No one really applauds anything having to do with yet another right wing grifter.

>>212815614
you're creating fake reddit-tier personas now as an enemy you can actually contend with?

>>212815614
Yeah, you definitely sound like a boring dad alright. Story checks out.

>dad shares cringe son story
>sams dickslurpers instantly recognize themselves in him and feel attacked
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212815678
>Being a cringe dad that produces cringe offspring
Come on now

>>212815368
What r u a cop?

>>212813649
Straight up how much are you getting paid to ballwash Hyde like this and defend him 24/7 online? I hope for your sake that you are, because if you're doing this for free or because you're a sycophantic fan you're genuinely mentally ill, and I am not kidding.

>>212811715 (OP)
He looks like Trotsky

>>212815768
he has no dad and sees a loser with a shitload of money, attributes the money to 'success' and with that fusion feels attacked personally when someone calls sam a big fat retard.

But he is. He's a clown. He's a big fat retard clown. Good thing he's rich, otherwise he'd be chris chan.

>>212812773
why the fuck did he spit out the cookie???

>>212812096
Varsity Hijinks was funny idc

>>212813911
The symbolism is clear.

>>212815814
It tasted like it was in someone's butt

>>212813846
>yeah i smoke cigs but i dont inhale
nearly imploded from the cringe of the whole cigarette thing. my god this guy is 40 years old

>>212813633
That just makes Sam getting assblasted by him even worse

Whatever happened to this guy?

>>212814603
Why are comedians like this? I don’t get into this kinda thing much but I’ve seen videos where people explain comedians doing a podcast as some kind of Machiavellian battle of wills and it’s all about who breaks first or some shit. Like ooh he just couldn’t handle this guys energy and bantz, it’s fucking weird. Comedians must all be pricks.

>>212815874
we're watching two nobodies pull eachother's dicks and sam wound up slipping and falling in the cum. we know what we're here for.

>>212814365
indeed, fellow kekistani. sam is superior as he says NIGGER and FUCK JEWS and JEETS ARE RETARDED lolz XD!!!!! shits funny af!!! mde never dies bro.... HH....

>>212813118
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAM WILL NEVER MEET ROGAN!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS OVER FOR HIM!!!!!!!! HES FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>*posts pic of nick making a weird face after going frame by frame through the entire video*

>>212815880
I always wondered what happened to the Thanks, Computer guys. They were pretty funny.
I still remember the Dragoncon video, good cringe humor.

>>212816054
https://youtu.be/80Y4BBxRYeA

Sam makes out with that guys hand and gets his ass slapped by him a bunch in this. All of his old shit was pretending to be gay.

Maybe they had a falling out because Sam views his race as inferior?

>>212812277
I thought it was pretty funny, and i assume his actions, like always, are drenched in a heavy ironic take. The fact that people take him seriously is just proof that Gen Z have now officially taken over the internet zeitgeist.

>>212814061
He kinda tried to at the end but Harland just made a joke of it, said he'd go to Sam's show than winked to the camera repeatedly

>>212812628
>>212812704
definitely a bit otherwise there's no reason to be that careful with the table

>>212812075

a fellow youtube guy. that's his lane. he can't hang with the big dogs.

>>212815887
>Comedians must all be pricks.

yeah anon
they're theater kids who think they're too smart and cool to be theater kids.
plus almost all of them are a level of deviant creepy weirdo that would make even a veteran chanposter cringe and vomit.
total comedian death. shoot up Kill Tony; nuke Joe Rogans podcast bunker

>>212815880
Was he in anything besides Moms? He probably wasn't comfortable doing mean spirited comedy and left

>>212816180
Never trust a theater creep who ain't aware he is

>>212814244
thiel bucks influence network is on the case

>>212813839
your implication that he doesn't hate sam is extremely autistic and embarassing parasocial psychoanalyzing of interactions

>>212815257
Mom, I told you to quit using my computer.

I am browsing this thread from a gorilla nest right now, it's nice.

>>212816212
post some evidence

>>212815887
>Comedians must all be pricks.

And water is wet. I can't name a single comedian I actually like as a person other than Theo Von.

>>212815887
ey you're not wrong, but it really comes to down to respect. bunch of unspoken rules, like if you're brought onto a show you're expected to capitulate to the format, including some soft and hard boundaries, regardless of your comedic persona. and sometimes with zero warning or prep, a test of if you even know the host or show you're appearing on. like, you'll have Norm who does all this fuckshit, but he's still honored to do Letterman or Conan sincerely yet at half-strength. Sam coming on and having a completely wrong idea about Harland and the show made this type of interaction happen, making Harland put him in is place one way or another. if Sam could improv and roll with the punches while keeping his persona intact, the ep would have turned out much different.

>>212816291
only people that are actually funny are people who dont describe themselves as comedians and arent involved in some kind of comedy industry. fucking fat retarded construction workers shooting the shit are funnier than literally all comedians i have ever seen.

Why does whenever /tv/ or Green Reddit talk about Sam and MDE it always turns into schizo speculation?

>>212815880
He did some work on cruise ships, when asked if he wanted to work with Sam again he said no on Instagram, which makes sense since he was constantly being pushed around and belittled.

>>212816455
basically some people are empathetically adept and you can't detect or aren't willing to accept reality. notice how the "schizos" almost always turn out right over time? you don't bring up your faggotry then, do you?

SHE WAS ONLY 15 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

haha. mde never dies. christmas example!

>>212816273
the drunk stream? just because sam offered him to make money together again and said "sorry" on a stream while looking at a camera doesn't mean charls somehow completely killed his resentment towards a trust fund art school fag who tanked his chance at getting out of construction work

>>212816621
you mean the stream after which they made up and have been working together for years?

Bam Margera's ShitTank cameo was fortuitous

Bam's trajectory is basically the same as MDE's
a product of it's own time
then years of hell
now sober and productive...which is commendable but also ultimately just kinda sad

>>212816621
>while looking at a camera doesn't mean charls somehow completely killed his resentment towards a trust fund art school fag who tanked his chance at getting out of construction work

you failed
>make one argument for this that isn't some extremely autistic and embarassing parasocial psychoanalyzing of interactions that don't even differ from past ones.

>>212816693
>'productive'
really? Bam? Productive? What's he up to these days?

>>212816691
Why has Sam never gone on the palace?

>>212816761
why hasn't he gone on scuffed realtor?
>make one argument for this that isn't some extremely autistic and embarassing parasocial psychoanalyzing of interactions that don't even differ from past ones.

>>212816621
nta have you seen Charls' twitter posts regarding this podcast ep? pretty clear he's just putting up with environment and is in it for himself. disregards Sam's failure completely but promotes his own jokes he tried to get in edgewise and how he thrived in the chaos. also Charls and Nick were the only ones that actually tried to engage with Harland in a respectful way.
>>212816761
bingo.
>>212816819
>make one argument for this that isn't some extremely autistic and embarassing parasocial psychoanalyzing of interactions that don't even differ from past ones.
yeah we get it. you have some retarded catch-all for anyone who has an opinion different than you. it's not working.

>>212814120
>no humor anywhere
>nothing interesting said
>guest has psychopathic traits ("bit" or not)
>complete dumpster fire of a podcast
>not looking to watch anything from anyone involved

>>212816736
podcast appearances
involvement with THPS production and re-release
ShitTank cameo

it's not huge but it's better than livestreaming weeping while chugging beer, snorting his anxiety meds and vomiting

>>212816886
that is certainly an improvement. From spiraling to gently descending.

acting like charls secretly hates sam while working with him is the most hilarious and pathetically parasocial cope, you're actually obsessed and basically have e-daddy issues.

>>212816921
yup
being a Jackass is funny at 25
tragic at 45

basically what happened with WP vx ExP

>>212812423
Sam was being wound up for 30 minutes. There were a few time I thought he was going to chimp out and never did.

>>212816977
right, everyone that does business together loves each other and there's never any tension.
i like when you shills can't directly reply cus you're too afraid you'll actually get a response.

>>212817241
so post some proof of said "tension" or "they actually hate eachother", you can't because you're mentally ill and obsessed and its all in your head.
what the fuck am i even "shilling"? do you even know what that word means?

watched a cut version. i dont get why anything there was a big deal. clearly sam got frustrated, did he afterwards go "nuh uh, i was cool as ice!"

Has Sam ever been invited to go on Kill Tony because that would be hilarious

>>212817368
that would only be funny if he showed up as Steve Horny and then killed everyone

what is it with rightards and playing defense for grown ass men harder than anyone else? you see it with trump supporters too, its like they made liking these personalities THEIR personality. i couldn't IMAGINE playing defense this hard for even my best friend
at least simps can be deluded into thinking their simping will get them pussy, these guys have no excuse

>>212817311
>so post some proof of said "tension" or "they actually hate eachother", you can't because you're mentally ill and obsessed and its all in your head.
:
>yeah we get it. you have some retarded catch-all for anyone who has an opinion different than you. it's not working.
anyway, you already conveniently dismissed (ignored) the Charls drunk stream other anon mentioned. we're also not supposed to remember the dozens of other streams where Charls has eluded to Sam? that all gets dropped, Charls' mind is wiped clean of it, because he was convinced to hop on? they all clearly still keep each other at arm's length.

>>212817570
can you tell me what the fuck im supposed to be defending?

>>212817580
>they all clearly still keep each other at arm's length.
so post some proof? they don't interact very differently than they did pre-split up, post some actual reasoning that they "secretly hate eachother" despite making up, caring about this to begin with is hilariously pathetic to begin with.
>inb4 "dude trust me its obvious"

>>212817580
the drunk stream is what led to them getting back together retard.

>>212817661
>>inb4 "dude trust me its obvious"
it genuinely is, kek. there aren't many instances cus they know to stay amicable on camera. guess you just have to have EQ.
>>212817692
you're saying nothing about the impetus. Charls was in a dilemma where his personal works were going nowhere, he started a new family with twins, was living in his father-in-law's home who was starting to get fed up with him, etc. obviously taking the offer was the right choice, especially if it's under his own terms. doesn't mean he zapped every memory of Sam from his brain.

>>212817912
>doesn't post any proof beyond "i say so" for the 4th time

>>212816693
All those drugs and all that alcohol really transformed him into the epitome of a “dirty bastard”

>>212817591
nothing, let grown men defend themselves

>>212816886
I believe that's called running on fumes