>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that should've been ME playing Princess Zelda!

>>212812913 (OP)

It would've been rather fitting for Hunter to play Zelda. A fictional woman playing a fictional princess.

Hard to believe Hollywood is actually capable of casting no-name actresses in today's day and age of Pedro Pascals and Jenna Ortegas.

>>212812913 (OP)
Try to be born female next time then. Oh and lose that schnoz.

>the tranny doesn't want to play a tranny anymore.

H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A

>>212812917
Not worth it having to explain to normies yet again that Zelda is not a man.

>>212812913 (OP)
Actually looks like a woman crying. I have to hand it to Hunter, it comes across 100% female.

>>212813119
i mean he looks 99% more female than actual female actresses

>>212813419
get your eyesight checked man

>>212813419
dude he looks like a man the fuck are you on

>>212813419
Except for the huge penis shaped bulge where the vagina should be if she was a real women which she isn't

>>212813419
the dude has a penis
the fuck are you on

trannies are so pathetic kek

>>212813419
anon you need to quit watching porn

>>212813469
>>212814031
>>212814116
>>212814136
Holy closet fag

>>212814489
>closet fag for not liking a man with a cock
You need to explain your logic

>>212814116
Huge? her tiny cocklet and barely-balls have less volume than that of an average woman's labia

>>212814489
nigga looks like a glorified ladyboy

>>212814653
>his balls have less volume than the average women's labia

virgin

>>212812913 (OP)
he must be on a literal suicide watch

>>212813119
>just want to be a girl
gonna have to move on a little harder then

>if you don't find a dude attractive you must be gay
Is this nonsense the effect of hormone therapy or something?

I actually found the thread about this on r/trans and they aren't freaking out as such but more like
>UGH, people aren't ready for trans, the world is too backwards which is why she wasn't cast
Definitely not the fact that Hunter is nearing 30 and obviously not a girl lol. Like Schafer cleans up okay for a transexual in a *relative* sense but need I go on past those Euphoria season 2 screenshots? In one of them you'd never know the character is a transexual, you'd simply think it's an art guy that grew his hair out and put into a top knot

>>212812913 (OP)
If you think about it he's finally getting treated like a woman in hollywood.
I.E. replaced by someone younger and more attractive.

>>212812913 (OP)
That's a man

>>212815673
This was a real thing and not a meme? He was seriously in the running?

>>212815673
>Why would Hunter Schafer as Zelda cause the movie to flop?
>How so?
Why do they feign ignorance like this?

>>212815673
Image mentioned btw. The one on the right. You would assume artsy fartsy boy band member if seeing that with no context whatsoever

>Griffith, I wish to leave the Band of the Hawk

>>212815796
>those shoulders despite trt since a teen and starving self to be lithe like a woman
Damn, Schafer could have been a chad.

>>212815894
KEK

No, this is totally a woman, you see!

>>212815894
>Hunter Schafer as Griffith
>Jacob Elordi as Guts
>Zendaya as Casca
Sounds like kino is back on the menu

>>212812913 (OP)
I would suck her huge cock to console her desu

she's living her best life unaware of all this while chuds seetthe at imaginary castings

>>212812913 (OP)
Any man who must say "I am a woman" is no true woman.

You are an ill-made spiteful little creature, full of envy, lust, and no cunny. Men's laws give you the right to call yourself female, and to teach me humility the gods have condemned me to watch you troon out. Wearing that "LQBTQIA+ pride" flag, which was "LGBT" once and "LGB" before that. But neither the gods nor Men will ever compel me to use your "personal pronouns."

The queer is tired - send it to its chambers. Go now. We will speak no more of your "trans rights" or "girl cock." Oh and one more thing - 41% of your little friends will hang.

>>212815894
Fucking kek

>>212812913 (OP)
>We're just looking for a Zelda that... doesn't have a master sword...

>>212812913 (OP)
Isn't Zelda like 15? Why would a 35 year old play her

>>212813419
Even a blind person can tell (because he sounds male)

>>212817481
>sounds male

not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmlKeMyXpCU

>>212813119
My heterosexuality is not your costume, chud. Straight characters should be played by straight actors, period.

>>212816966
>I'm stuff

ITT: Obsessive idiots who don't go outside

>>212817597
>t.troon that is seething that they LOST

>>212813006
>>212813119
>>212814058
Is it just me or do the eyes give him away?

>>212812913 (OP)
Hunter will never be taken seriously every again.

>>212812913 (OP)
Prince Zelda

>he looks just like zelda!

>>212821166
>if you don't find this attractive you're a homo, chud