Thread 212815727

/bb/ Big Brother 27

>HOH: Vince
>Noms: Zae, Amy, Kelley(re-nom)
>Veto: Ashley

previously on /bb/: >>212806582

>>212815727 (OP)
REMOVE THIS POS FROM THE SHOW NOW!!! PUT QUINN IN THE HOUSE TO REPLACE HIM!!!

>>212815771
Shut up retard

>>212815771
You got the right idea smart guy.
>>212815881
Watch the r-bombs

>>212815727 (OP)
seeing this reminded me of bb9 when adam said he worked with retards. i miss that era

Can't he just say he was saying the French word for slow

I finally got some sleep last night and missed WWIII in the house.

Let me guess he said "retard"?

what kind of sick game is she playing?

ZAE GOTTA STAY

>>212815727 (OP)
did Jared saying retard even get this much attention? Shit is retarded. I swear, if grod makes him throw the blockbuster or gives him a penalty vote I'll be so annoyed

>>212810336
Ohayouuu Hogg Senpaiiii
>>212815727 (OP)
Too pearl clutching BAKA

>>212816942
apparently it wasn't on the feeds? >>212734023

>>212815727 (OP)
I hope Zaesty stays. Would be lame for him to leave today & have his confidence hit an all time low seeing these tabloids publicly shame him & accuse him of hating retards

>>212816942
code of conduct is not a gameplay rule. penalty votes and nominations are for game infractions. he would have been ejected already if anything was going to happen. they just warned him in the DR

>>212816942
I truly think now that most of the cast was trying desperately to get Jared cut & couldn't figure out who his friend upstairs was. Will never forget the "I think you misunderstood me" at Fatt in the Cory/Jared HN Room debate & even Cirie thought he was being offensive.

>>212815727 (OP)
BALLER MUST GIVE HIM THE R-PASS

ava washing cracks

jfc they are siding with rachel

>>212815727 (OP)
>ableist slur
What a bunch of retards.

>he's bullying me

bitch you started it

>>212817919
Who?

>>212816942
Yeah, there was a whole TMZ article and everything. People back then hated Jared way more too, and still nothing happened.

>>212818039
everyone but keanu. even will thinks zae was the aggressor and in the wrong

ROUND 4

Based Zae rehashing the story with Rachel behind him

YOU MESS WITH THE QUEEN
YOU WILL GET BEHEADED

>>212816780
shes toying with my cock

>>212818209
they tried switching off the bath cam to rachel but then she walked into the bathroom

>i dont want to talk about it till i put my makeup on

>talks about it with will and ava

>>212816942
I really despise the twits of this fandom who make something out of nothing year after year

>>212818355
you mean like former players?

>>212818225
do you have the Quinn one

rachel spinning the fight to jimmy

>he yelled across the balcony
>he got in my face

neither of those things happened and she left out the part about beheading

Ava and Will not voting together this week

>>212818385
No, just this select few who try to blow things out of proportion, tagging TMZ and stuff. Idk about any alumni doing that

>>212818644
What do you mean

>>212818655
dude, quinn was literally streaming crying about it riling up the fanbase calling for his ejection

jimmy is going to be so disappointed when he watches what really happened

>>212818697
mb I heard it wrong when Ava said they're voting together next week but she meant the Bond alliance. They're both keeping Amy as of now

Kat saying she didn’t tell BB that she has
Trichotillomania

https://x.com/6th__avenue/status/1945712965790949573?s=46

cam 4 is black

>>212815993
Retard means the same thing in english and french. It's one of the many times english and french overlap with spelling and meaning but with different pronunciation.

>>212818840
whore

>>212818852
that's racist

>>212818840
seems like she was joking

did they pick new have nots already?

My friend wants me to get into this show but wants me to watch a podcast and none of the actual show

kino cam shot from inside a bunk bed

>>212819345
What's with this Reddit shit where everyone posts "I'm the smartest person ever, convince me to watch your piece of shit interest" that I see on every website now? Watch it or don't, I'm not here to sway you. Make a decision.

=== LAUREN UPDATE ===

she is awake and on the move

>>212819386
>I'm the smartest person ever, convince me to watch your piece of shit interest
wat

>>212819345
RHAP? They give updates which are useful if you don’t watch the feeds but I don’t see the fun in just listening to a podcast. How do you actually get to know anyone?

>>212819515
That's what I don't understand. How am I watching the show if I'm not watching the show

>>212819473
It's the convince me attitude that I'm just tired of. There is no need to post about wanting to be talked into watching something.

>>212819570
I wasn't asking to be convinced I was more just gauging what the people in this thread thought of different ways of engaging with this show in its different formats. You sound unhinged. Maybe get off the internet for a bit pal. These boogeymen are clearly living rent free in your head without them even interacting with you.

>>212818840

I do too, based

>>212819618
there are people who watch the show, people who watch feeds, and people who watch both
listening to a podcast about a show you don't watch sounds incredibly dull, first eviction is tonight 8pm eastern

>>212819416
NEED A LAUREN CAM 24/7

I'M BORED

>>212819618
Not the anon you replied to but you have to watch the live feeds in addition to watching the episodes. I don't care what your friend or anyone else says, do both. You have to watch feeds in order to know what's really going on. Episodes are fun because you get to see nominations, veto competitions, live evictions, etc.
Feeds are free on the pluto tv app

Kelley status???

>>212819784
I wouldn't watch this without feeds

>>212819819
Chatting with adrian keanu and will

>>212819819
summoning tuckers energy for tonight

>>212819820
Yeah same, some people don't watch feeds and they don't know what's truly going on because CBS loves to edit shit to make certain people look good/bad. Like I just know they're gonna make this whole Rachel vs Zae argument look like Rachel came out on top even she got fucking annihilated but that twunk.

>>212819923
The show is supplemental material to the feeds.

zaesty getting hyped up by jimbo

>>212819923
they already painted themselves into a corner by making Vince Captain Steadfast who never ever considered putting up Keanu

>Rachel talks to Vince and convinces him to put up Kelley and save Keanu
>that leads to the Rachel/Keanu tiff where he won't give her proper credit
>that leads to the Rachel/Zae fight after Keanu goes to Zae

>>212819989
>sniff_face.jpg

>>212819819
getting voted out next to amy

kat dated a black guy

>>212820367
wtf is he wearing?

so is Jimmy siding with Rachel or what

>>212820456
I think he's siding with her for now to get his epic "betraying Rachel" tv moment

>>212820456
He's prying zae for his perspective in order to know how to better twist the story. This is the reason he planned to sleep out before the preplanned blowup so his perspective does not get in the way of his twisting.

>>212820421
his dick scratching shorts

Can someone post some Ava goon material?

sending all tard energies for zaesty blockbuster w

>>212820653
It is because he has his foreskin

>>212820385
so thats why she hates men

et tu, brute

>>212820720
Here you go horndog. Pray your addiction away.

>>212820771
damn he can jack it to any of twelve distinct pixels of her underwear

>>212820953
People have worked with less.

so production go to them and now they wanna get rid of zae

>>212821002
Who remember

>>212820385
Dropped.

Kellybros we got this

I’ve flipped on Kelley. Amy has zero chance of going and I’d rather Zae stay because he’d be more interesting than Kelley who doesn’t know how to play BB

>>212820385
"dated"

>>212821373
muh nigga

PETS

Zae must stay

Zae must stay
Zae mustn’t go away
Zae is gay?
Zae how slay

>>212821398
?

Same start time for the episode tonight?

>>212821779
Kat doesn't date people. She recruits male sex slaves.

>>212821921
yeah 8pm est though live evictions are usually 9pm

>>212821922
I’d be fine with it

>>212820385
Just be happy she's into guys at all

who won last night ?

>>212822108
You'd be pegged so prepare accordingly

>>212821779
she met a black guy at a party and went home with him and got railed. it was hardly a date

>>212822170
Oh I’m ready, chief

>>212822168
Zae but the house and twitter think Rachel did for some reason

why havent they posted the rest of the swimsuit shoot

>>212822302
>he got in my face and yelled

>>212822304
They need to photoshop out Ava’s happy trail but the intern is struggling with it

Repeat after me
>BLUEBERRIES STRAWBERRIES RASPBERRIES BLACKBERRIES

>>212822424
https://x.com/BigBrotherXtra/status/1699783356156977367

>>212822424
ALL OF THAT SHIT

fuckin Bowie Jane
fuckin Bowie Jane

so our boy zae is truly gone huh?

god i hate women

>>212822679
nah he’s winning the blockbuster

>Zae will win arena
>Kelley will get unanimously voted out next to Amy
>Keanu is getting put up and voted out if he doesn't win hoh

>>212822916
I hope not, I hate weeks that are so sure like that

>>212822916
Keanu winning HOH is the funniest outcome

finna back zae and keanu to make the fags on twitter seethe

>>212823083
TUCKGOD

>>212823063
it's the only option

>>212823057
He’d put up Rachel, Amy, and Ashley I’m guessing. Maybe Jimmy if that shit isn’t completely squashed

zae might be gay but he is bae and for that reason it is written, zae must stay

>>212823237
Zae is exmormon and therefore cannot be gay.

>>212823083
yjn tucker banged that crazy old broad

The gays HATE Zae, loooove Rachel, HATE Jimmy, hate Vincent, and love Morgan

>>212817483
matts reaction is still hilarious to this day

>>212823431
how do the gays hate their token gay HG?

>>212824012
Because he’s so corny and tries too hard

>>212823431
>HATE Zae
No
>loooove Rachel
NO
>HATE Jimmy
Mixed feelings
The others idc

>>212822177
shes just like me

What's /bb/ having for supper?
Lazy night so it's macaroni and cheese mixed with fried spam that I've cubed up. Seasoned the cubed spam. I'm poor, okay?

>>212824397
dani briones vegan potato tacos

>>212824397
i had leftover butter chicken for brekkie
went out for a parfait + coffee for brunch
dont know if ill have a real dinner tn
got Chantilly cake for my bday though

>>212824640
>got Chantilly cake for my bday though
Very fancy

>>212824640
Happy birthday anon

>>212820385
lmfao I just went back to check this and NONE of you watch feeds, I was lying accidentally, it was morgan
>>212822177
especially you

On BB26, the nominees would have just started campaigning today

>>212823057
it would sadly play out very similar to Cam's first HOH when he got dog walked into just putting up Jag & Blue

>>212824397
I'm going to fry some chicken thighs for the family, using Chef John's Korean fried chicken recipe.
Probably will serve it with carrots and rice :D

if keanu is following devins arc he will win hoh and get a girl out then get bounced next week

I know the twist isn't coming but it'd be nice for the murder mystery if Rachel was somehow "axed" & another guest checked in each week til the Blockbuster was over. Really fuck shit up, why not.

feeds back btw

they didnt put the plates back in place on the table so they really didnt use it for an entire week wtf

>>212824640
Happy birthday anon!

=== LAUREN UPDATE ===

she is in the bathroom applying makeup

zaesty cornering lauren in the bunk room

>>212822679
he's playing against two genuinely retarded women, but I wouldn't be surprised if grodner rigs one of his pieces or his button doesn't work

kek she says nothing

indecisive cutie

Lauren might need to die

>>212825366
She made up her mind last night and told Zach and Vince that she’s keeping Amy no matter what

the all must think she is dumber than a box of rocks

>>212825412
Grim

Will is the puppet master of the whole house

zae is so hot, i will quit watching if he goes out week 1

boo 4 was on ads on pluto

she looked so cute standing there nodding and shrugging

>>212825519
And it’s not like he’s even trying, everyone just randomly wants to include him in shit kek. I guess that’s just straight up charisma and being a chill guy

>>212825412
>keeping someone who doesn't like or trust you and is loyal to someone else
bold strat

>be superfan
>want to stay loyal to the “girls alliance”

her bumps are so smol

Zaenators I think I might cry tonight

3 stooges determining how to get the votes rn

based cam op is following lauren around on 4

>If I get HOH I'm gonna put up 4 girls...
>You wanna make it a gender thing, let's make it a gender thing
ZAESED

>>212825808
Zae must stay

Based Zae is anti-women

4 WOMEN ON THE BLOCK, EVERY WEEK, ALL SEASON! BIG SAUSAGE HOUSE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>>212825758
big dumb retard

>>212825577
Will isn't a chill guy.

bb gods we need a zae blockbuster and hoh win tonight please

Kelly bros how are we feeling?

Is stupid Kelley going to throw BBuster to Zae or was that a ruse

i finished watching episode 3 and holy shit they need to cutback on the music

Where the fuck is the intro? Did they ditch having one this year?

>>212826047
>*fart sound effect*
>*sniffing sound effect*
>*clown horn honks*
>*slide whistle*
>explains rules of comp for the 7th time in DR

>>212826126
They play the intro when they are lacking footage for the show. Last nights episode really needed one.

>>212826047
how new
once the season starts you only watch thursday eps

fucking bullshit cam cut right there

I'm so excited to see my boy Zae win that blockbuster tonight. What are we drinking tonight, anons?

>>212826047
My friends and I making one of our other friends watch this season and I just know how pissed she is after seeing last night’s episode. Definitely the weakest one so far and all the wacky noises didn’t help

Insider here. The blockbuster competition tonight is Mormon trivia.

>>212826373
ZAESED GRODNER I KNEEL

>>212826336
whole milk

If anything Grod will rig it so Zae loses because of the big r word controversy

>>212826373
FUCK DA BLACK JESUS.

>>212826525
good choice

My mom texted me and said “what did Zae say that was racist? People said he used the r word?” and I realized she thought the word was “racism”.

This is the same mom that texted me to ask if I believed the theory that Amy was an old houseguest in prosthetics because “her face looks weird”

>>212824397
beef casserole and lobster

>>212826047
I had to fast forward the comp. I can't stand the constant repetition and canned lines

>>212826623
My mom called Vinny retarded for putting Kelley up.

>>212826047
im watching bb4 and its crazy how different the show was. i miss how it used to take itself somewhat seriously

>>212824640
happy birthday my main man

>>212826675
I'm glad my mom doesn't watch this, I already have to explain enough about the world to her, I couldn't handle having to explain why Kelley is *that way*

>>212826034
scrambling to summon tucker

jimmy is taking it

>>212826546
That shit already blew over. It was on TMZ but nobody even cares.

>>212825852
the first 5 person GAYS ONLY ALLIANCE

Who has the biggest weiner in the house? Smallest? Or you can just rank them, that works

>>212825852
>a gay who doesn't team up with the women
i prayed for times like this

What's Kelley mad about now?

>>212826979
its fascinating how nany was getting dick from a different guy every season then KC shows up and she goes full lesbian for her

i can't wait to see how they rig this next hoh for rachel

holy fuck that dress lauren is wearing

>>212827097
dat ass

feeds down...
who you got for the ai arena tonight bros?

>it was really unfair of them to bring her on again

>feeds cut till show

>>212827260
based final words from kelly

its hilarious how some of them think rachel is a strategic mastermind

>>212827253
ZAESTY BABY

>she divided all of us
>she probably started the jimmy and keanu thing

god i need zae and kelley to stay somehow tonight

>>212827371
literally 0 chance of that
but amy+rachel on the block is fun too

>>212827302
>thong
what a slut

https://bsky.app/profile/taylorallen133.bsky.social/post/3lu6ryo3urs26

>this better not come down to a tie or im fucked

>>212827492
>bsky

Manifesting a Kelly Blockbuster win so she can stay and have a showmance with Vince (my self insert)

>>212826996
morgan has the biggest

>>212827556
Vince has a woman that he’s been with for like seven years or some shit

>>212827555
yeah fuck twitter. you cant even browse without an account. fuck musk and grok

>>212827613
so use xcancel faggot

>>212827302
based

>>212827634
i dont want to fuck them and anyone who still uses it. i could bypass facebook too but yeah, no

KEANU 4 HOH

>>212827253
for me it's zaesty

There’s literally nothing wrong with saying retard

Is the episode airing on Pluto?

>>212828141
No

>>212828254
Ok

Lauren please pick the right side of the house

they really should consider making the live show an hour and a half instead of the normal episodes so they have more time to campaign right after arena results

>>212827613
back to r/bigbrother faggot

>>212828575
ok so im anti-closed sites that require logins but you somehow think im on reddit too

fucking genius here

>>212828534
Judging by how the campaigning went last year it was too sloppy and it just pissed off Julie because she had to collect everyone again

>>212828534
showfags dont want to watch that. they want to hear funny sound effects and people screaming in the DR

>>212828277
Watch on local channels or paramount plus live tv with a free month code.

>>212828675
Vinny and who

>>212825586
she's being a pussy like half the house who like dominoes were convinced amy was the majority choice and are just saving her to be on the "right" side.
kat, lauren, and ava at a minimum are doing that, rytard is voting with kat because he's that much of a simp for her

>>212829203
Adrian is a mega autist who wants to vote for the majority every time but he's also a mega autist that cant break the promise he already made to Kelley kek

one shower until the live episode

lauren a cute
A CUTE!

why the SNEEDS are off?

>>212829568
Live eviction soon

if zae were truly closeted wouldn't he be eyeing up Jimmy?

so the live eviction episode is an hour but yesterdays episode was 90 min? who tf makes these rules lol

>>212829568
they do a rehearsal vote for the live eviction and tech setup that would cause them to cut the feeds constantly so they just leave them off for a couple hours before every eviction

>>212829696
yeah makes no sense. thursdays should be the 90 minute episode with the blockbuster and the hoh comps. grod is being a dummy.

>>212829696
they never showed the veto on sunday ep so they had to add extra time for wed ep. wed will be 60m for the rest of the season unless they slide showing a comp again because of a twist

>>212829792
oh wait they are doing 90m wed eps all season. nm i suck

>>212826731
>>212826675
my mom is the reason i started watching big brother

Aren't there also going to be Friday episodes this year?

>>212829879
And friday episodes with some of your favorite past houseguests recapping what is going on (praising rachel and subpar takes on the season)

The hotel-themed design may actually be part of the game in ways viewers haven’t seen – or noticed – yet.

"There are other elements of the house itself that haven’t revealed itself yet," Chen Moonves tells MJ. "We saw Rachel Reilly come out of a painting. There are other things in the house that aren't just the object that it seems to be and that will play into the game."

>>212830042
>uh oh, you guys tried to evict Rachel while the secret Lamp Of Rachel Immunity was still in play!

>>212830042
omfgg Jackson will come out of the trash can

60 BINGS

>>212830042
they fucked up if there isn't a secret clue hidden in one of those wine bottles

GAE ZAE GOTTA STAE

>>212824397
There's a great Mexican food truck that's a block away from me every Thursday, so I just dug in on some fried green tomatoes and a quesadilla.

It took too long and they gave me some cinnamon cheesecake thing so I'm a big winner tonight.

My favorite house secret was the telephone booth in BB18. The little tunnel leading to the secret room was really cool.

>>212828466
my little baby angel

>>212830185
they dont usually like HGs playing with the props but scOTT trying to find a secret room on OTT was classic

>>212828372
shes going to decide later

what is /bb/ eating for the first live eviction?

>>212830426
pickle brine chicken sandwich

>>212830426
water

>>212830353
god i miss OTT, its a crime we will never get OTT2

>>212830515
shes rollin that butt real good

>>212829684
they've kinda flirted a few times but he seems into the buff boys
at any rate genuinely doesn't feel like he's closeted. not closeted man would be going along with the gay stuff they've been doing kinda as bits

I like Rachel but her super fans are fucking retarded

>>212827253
zae is going to cream those two dumb bitches

>>212830552
itll never be as good as the original. probably my favorite cast ever

>>212828534
>>212829696
We seriously can't get 90 min live episodes so the arena has time to breath and so we can get live HoHs again?

>>212830426
I got a 70% off Postmates code so I ordered some buffalo chicken pizza

Cute

>>212830817
I do this every year but I never know any of the houseguests

>>212830811
nice!

>>212830817
awww :)

>>212830817
you know what hes getting when he comes home

>>212830042
You haven't figured out some of the puzzle yet?

what is wrong with big brother fans?

>>212830987
>Why yes, I've played Blue Prince. How could you tell?

>>212830980
Her feet are kinda big lol. Like double the size of Mak’s

>>212831011
i want to see kelley pull out a clutch win
everyone is already counting her out

>>212831011
twitter is full of retards. More than half of them don't even watch feeds, they only watch clips.

Someone should make a new thread before the episode comes on. I would but I have to finish making my dinner

>>212831011
Unknown but it does seem /bb/ is the only place devoid of shit takes

>>212831162
/bb/ thinks Ava is cute, we're the pinnacle of shit takes

>>212831148
It's page 4 and only 2/3rd of a bong (30 bings)

julie confirmed the shower was only 30 mins, and she spent the rest of the time talking with vince

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuU4fUkJe4Y

>>212831148
i'll make one in 15 mins unless someone else does, i have to finish eating real quick

>>212831203
julie is never known to lie

>>212831112
feet often enlarge after pregancy, sometimes for a long time or permanently. she's had a few kids including one 3 (?) years ago

>>212831011
It’s cause she’s allied with Rachel.

PRAE GAE ZAE WILL STAE

>>212831203
I TRUST JULIE
I DON'T TRUST EDITORS

>>212831192
But ava is cute

>>212831011
you're interacting with the rachel cultists who are particularly deranged

>>212831427
what is survivor

>>212831192
she has a fat ass and a fun personality

cbs canceled the colbert late show

maybe the new chud owner will fire grodner

>>212831427
What is RuPaul's Drag Race

20 BINGS

>>212831427
>8-1
based sleaze

>>212831506
That's because he was in that thing. You know the one.

>>212831506
TWO SCOOPZ

new thread Kenney

GET IN HERE BROS

>>212831688
>>212831688
>>212831688

>>212831647
the new chud owner is a trumpfag. he doesnt want colbert making fun of daddy and he wont want grodner doing DEI. this is the last season. it wont get renewed

>>212831598
based

FEEDFAGS OUT