Thread 212815775

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>>212815775 (OP)
Gunn has to get a press conference going and invite all his friends, maybe even some Disney contracted actor friends and get them involved. The Snyder vs Gunn debate has to be put to rest or it's curtains for the Gunnverse. Maybe earnestly invite Zack Snyder? He also needs Henry Cavill's buy-in.

>>212815775 (OP)
Cavill's suit is so funny.

>>212816574
So perfect it's funny kinda way?

>>212816726
No in a "tried to make it grounded but he's still a retard flying around in tights and a cape" kind of way

Creampie man's costume was designed by the guy that adds all the extra lines onto Star Wars space ships

>>212815775 (OP)
I like seeing them together. Swap the 'vs' out for 'and', they should have a funny buddy cop show.

>>212815775 (OP)
Snyder fails again.

when are they gonna do the spiderman no way home treatment for Superman and bring in Cavil's Superman and redeem him like they did Garfield's Spiderman

>>212816778
Nah it's pretty sick. The movie still sucks howeverbeit

>>212817060
i forgot how fucked the city was at the end of the film, no way anyone is building statues of superman

>>212815775 (OP)
brvtal norwood mog

>>212817060
Why did the Man of Murder holocaust Metropolis? Doesn't he work at the Daily Planet? He probably shouldn't have murdered all his co-workers

>>212816531
He needs to do something for sure.

>>212817169
English please, not fluent in zoomer speak.

>>212817123
What's even better is they build the statue right next to the memorial with all the names of the dead inscribed on black marble slabs, which would be like putting a statue of the allied liberators by the gates of auschwitz
And in the statue he's in a menacing Atlas pose rather than just looking heroic because Snyder unironically thinks anything that references Christian or classical culture is by nature intelligent.

>>212815775 (OP)
STR: Cavil
Speed: Cavil
Agility: Cornsweat
Durability: Cornsweat
Endurance: Cornsweat
IQ: Cornsweat
BIQ: Cornsweat
Stamina: Cavil
Insprirational: Cornsweat
Skill: Cornsweat
sKILL: Cavil
Combat: Cavil
ATK: Cavil
DF: Cornsweat
Creativity: Cornsweat

man of tomorrow > man of steel

>>212815775 (OP)
>Creampie man
What? Who's creampieing Gunn superman?

>>212815775 (OP)
Corenswet literally killed Ultraman.

>>212817433
It's a jeet joke. I don't understand it either.

>>212817169
Only an incel would give a shit about another man's hairline. Anything below Norwood 4 is invisible to women.

>>212817433
i guess cause the scenes between lois and clark are apparently overly sexual for "some" countries

>>212815775 (OP)
I’m punk rock

>>212817415
you forgot hairline

>>212817060
This isn't how it happened.
>>212817171
That was the Kryptonian ship.

I'm under impression /tv/ didn't watch the movie.

>>212817549
also height, hand size and heterosexuality

>>212817519
>overly sexual
Literally the only somewhat sexual scene i remember is clark putting lois over his counter and kissing her for like 6 seconds. Are jeets that sex deprived they consider that as too sexual for a movie?

>>212816778
It looks like a sci-fi suit, which is good.

>>212817475
And that's a good thing, capeshit trying to shy away from death is part of what made them such boring kiddie shit
Killing Zod wasn't bad either, it was the fact that he caused 9/11 x10000 right before and didn't care at all

>>212817415
>Durability: Cornsweat
>Endurance: Cornsweat

Lmao what? Nothing could make Cavill bleed except kryptonite. Corenswet was a bruised and bloody mess.

>>212815775 (OP)
Box office hit vs woke flop.

>>212817636
>it was the fact that he caused 9/11 x10000
No he didn't.

>>212817060
top kek

>>212817625
neck kissing was a bit much for a superhero movie but it's lois and clark so

>>212817636
Zod caused that, not Superman. Also, the city was literally torn in half in Superman 2025.

>>212817630
no it isn't

>>212817653
Only thing that literally made him bleed or to be hurt was either kryptonite or ultraman (his clone)

>>212817686
It's called world building anon. That suit is a kryptonian suit.

>>212817716
Yeah, and Cavill didn't bleed when he was dogpiled by other Kryptonians, not even when he was hit by a fucking nuke.

>>212817679
i don't remember a lot of the snyder movies cause i found them boring, but wasn't there a scene where superman literally entered a bathub with lois to bang her?

>>212817683
They were both fighting and equally responsible, Supes was using the city as a weapon just as much as Zod and never attempted to take the fight away from the city

>>212817768
>>212817768
Yes.

>>212817745
Well i guess snyder hasn't read any comics cause superman is far from being invincible in them, not only he's vulnerable to metahuamans with similar strenght to him and kryptonite, he's even particularly weak to magic too. There's plenty of shit that can hurt him.

>>212817653
dur/endurance because he tanked a river of antimatter that could all matter like nothing while dealing with kryptonite posioning and fighting a 2v1 only a few hours later, according to Terrific it takes 2 days for his body to recover from prolong kryptonite poisoning.

also his clone is stronger than him, even cavil's superman bled when dealing with doomsday, now the reason i have to use doomsday is because the kryptonians and zod weren't even close to cavil enough to do damage. It's hard to make an argument for endurance if it's not that much of a challenge, like you said he didn't even bleed in those fights

>>212817799
Superman literally took him to space.

>>212817739
donner's superman was the only one who listened to his father lol

>>212817739
Is the argument from snyderjeets that this superman is supposed to be too edgy? Is that coming from the same people who liked scenes like
>Stop my invincible son
>yeah you should have let those kids drown

>>212817835
>even cavil's superman bled

So we're just lying now?

>>212817415
>Skill: Cornsweat
>sKILL: Cavil
hehe

>>212817898
>snyderjeets

>>212817713
> but on this world, my homeworld, it means Superman. How can I help?

>>212817970
So no argument uh?

>>212817937
pretty sure there is a scene where he has blood in his mouth when fighting doomsday but if he doesn't then how fucking lame that you do a doomsday fight and superman isn't scratched or bloody from it

>>212817970
They’re hate watching

who's playing Zod in the DCU

>>212817981
lmao yeah this is literally the message idk why they are so many shitting on it. If anything is the most anti israel message possible. Superman rejects the order from his homeplanet and people and is actually loyal to the place that raised him.

>>212817997
Right back at you, gunnjeet.

>>212817683
>Also, the city was literally torn in half in Superman 2025.
And they evacuated, the city was also brought back to "normal".

>>212818049
>slavic names
>looks like the Kremlin
>dictator answers the phone with "Da"
>Israel

Lmao, just lmao.

I understand that art is relative and all, but I cant help but think that anyone who genuinely likes Cavill's Superman is a fucking retard.

>>212817415
judging from this Cavil is basically Ultraman

>>212817713
>"The S? It's how I can twist my tongue during cunnilingus. I'm a lover, not a fighter."

>>212818066
>we evacuated the city in 5 minutes bro

At least MoS was honest.

>>212818065
>do counter argument
>calls me a jeet falling into ad hominem
>point it out
>does it a again providing no counter argument
if anything you seem to have the closer iq to a jeet than anyone here, there is no need to engage with you anymore.

>>212818154
Not the guy you were originally arguing with, jeet.

>>212818048
I doubt we see Zod in this universe. I’m hoping we don’t. Michael Shannon was great and I’d rather see other villains

>>212818135
Honest about his lack of empathy. Like father like son (for both movies)

>>212815775 (OP)
man, i don't like either costume

but i have always been pro underwear over the blue onesie

>>212818135
Considering the DCU Metropolis deals with monsters and aliens on the regular I bought they’d have procedures for evacuating

>>212815775 (OP)
i liked the movie but i hope Gunn doesn't direct the second Superman movie

>>212818285
I feel the same way. I dislike both an equal amount for different reasons.

>>212818135
You have know idea the city experienced something that makes 9/11 look like a car crash given how happy go lucky the ending at the Daily Planet was in MOS

>>212818285
only thing i don't really like about the new suit are those lines desu. overall i preffer over the cavill one, it's far close to original an original despiction fo the suit

>>212818238
I didn't see any empathy from the jew when he killed his clone, who was forced into evil by Lex.

>>212818309
lol

>>212818333
Yeah, both have stuff to work with but require some very obvious edits to make them work. MOS also did not do themselves any favours by having the Superman costume damn near black and grey in most of its shots.

>>212818301
Yeah, like a bridge.

>>212818285
this is how you fix the new costume

darken the blue
tighten it, form fit it a little bit more, no need for stupid muscle padding
GET RID OF THE FUCKING LINES
cape slightly longer, just a bit
emblem on back and boots are perfect

now to fix cavils suit
you can't cause it's perfect for an evil superman

>>212818309
>GODDAMMIT, Murderman! After that little STUNT you pulled by dragging Zod into Smallville I have the Chiefs of Staff so far up my ass they'll be tasting the chocos I just ate.

>>212818285
same but there is potential with this suit

>>212818495
>Get your shit in order or you're off the League!
>And you Batman, your little "Tower of Babel" Contingencies side hustle? I've had it up to here with you! Hand in your utility belt. And your OTHER one.

>>212818348
he tried talking to the fucking clone twice, and he was acting like a fucking chimp, and his ass is probably not even dead since he's as durable and stronger than superman

I want a weird Superman tv show/cartoon. Just like the covers.

>>212818513
I would guess use a subtle but impressive enough muscle suit like Cavill had in MoS and have the fabric look skin tight and then ditch some of the lines, the shoulder pads, less of a collar.

>>212816726
>>212817118
>>212817630
>>212817739
The scifi lore in Superman is just way too stupid and contrived to be a focal point. It'd be like making the Super Mario movie with a "realistic" Mushroom Kingdom that's been mutated by radiation. What the fuck are you doing?

>>212817415
Durability goes to Cavil

Snyderman: Sixty 9/11s.
Gunnman: Not even the squirrels die.

Lots of ass blasted redditors ITT. Sorry your shitty live action cartoon isn't going to outgross MoS even without adjusting for inflation. Better luck next time guys!

>>212818610
we don't need muscle suits anymore, actors get into shape for a reason and you can still see that he's fit, we just need it to hug the body more, also superman should look strong but also warm and welcoming no?

>>212818591
>World's Finest movie
>Batman and Superman are socialising nicely
>Mxyzptlk shows up to be a trolling asshole
>gets outwitted
>as a final fuck you he shits out red kryptonite, gold kryptonite, blue kryptonite, etc. and scatters them over America whilst letting the villains know before fucking off
>rest of the movie is a buddy cop thing of Batman and Superman rounding up Kryptonite whilst dealing with the villains, hijinks ensue
>end it on sincere note of Superman keeping behind a bit of green og kryptonite to give to Batman

>>212818695
Cavill wore a muscle suit in MoS despite working out anon - but they made it way to obvious and obnoxious after MoS. Only saying it's a tool in the bag they can use when updating Corenswet's suit

>>212818738
eh maybe just a little around the shoulders but muscle padding is like substance abuse, slippery slope

>>212817415
now do supergirl

>>212818772
Maybe have scheduled padding, cause Corenswet would be likely to lose weight during suits, not always have a pump, etc. Like if he loses 10 lbs and they want a great money shot, have him wear a particular one for that moment

>>212818656
>without adjusting for inflation
snyderjeets have already moved to start saying this every thread. you already has a fact that this movie will do more money than Mos so you are just preparing to say "without inflation" at that time?

>>212818309
>can't pick up on subtle facial cues and contextualize them
you're autistic

If you were Cornsweat and you understood the nature of Luthor's anti-Superman martial art, how would you counteract it?

>>212818802
>clearly wearing tights here, filmed in like 2023-first three quarters of 2024
>in her promo poster her in loose flowing skirt with her legs being skin
Lol did Trump winning again basically allow Gunn to indulge in the 'male gaze'? I saw enough screenshots of Creature Commandos that shit kept surprising me like the costume Circe wore and the Amazons in bikini getup. Gunn is obviously a shitlib but maybe not a Feige-tier woke one that wants women in burkas

>>212818836
>raising an eyebrow while mewing
>supposedly a subtle facial cue of feeling pain according to you
anon i think you might unknowingly be autistic

>>212818836
It's a joke, anon. Although as far as reactions go, he definitely had a understated one considering the circumstances.

>>212818802
what a deliscious slut they picked for supergirl

>>212818871
fight in a more unpredictable and unorthodox way?
but i guess cornswat tried that, the problem with superman is that people like lex and bruce when given prep time are fucking stupid broken and are better martial artist and thinkers in their own way.

>>212818802
STR: Calle
Speed: Calle
Agility: Calle
Durability: monke
Endurance: monke
IQ: Calle
BIQ: Calle
Stamina: monke
Insprirational: Calle
Skill: monke
sKILL(e): Calle
Combat: Calle
ATK: Calle
DF: Calle
Creativity: monke

superspic>superdogfuckermonke

>>212818871
take out the cameras so lex can't see the fight so he has no way to predict and command the clone

>>212815775 (OP)

I´m just going to say it, we judged Bryan Singer and Brandon Routh too harshly and we should apologize to them. Both Snyder and Gunn´s versions suck.

>>212818309
>tfw someone farts near you

>>212818823
How do they deal with his ugly face and fucked up eye?

>>212818876
she's not wearing tights in the scene, trust me i watched the film twice to confirm, it just looks weird in the screenshot

>>212818988
Corenswet isn't ugly simply because he doesn't match Cavill's statuesque looks.

>>212818871
Bum rush his HQ. The clone is only slightly faster than you.

what the fuck does creampie man mean

>>212819204
Lex probably had the raptors on standby incase he tired that, not that they could stop him but they could distract him long enough for the clone to catch up and rock his shit

>>212817415
Can somebody explain how the fuck he beat Ultraman while suffering from slight kryptonite poisoning but gets bloddied and bruised by him before the movie starts

>>212819221
creampies lois

>>212819227
Those raptors dudes are total bum. They did jackshit even with a large numbers.

>>212819258
are you like retarded or something
>>212819298
thats based

>>212819303
bro he's fucking superman

>>212819258
He had a recovery period at Kent Farm and realises Ultraman only mogs if he has Lex giving him countermove commands after having autistically analysed all of Superman's moves. He has Krypto destroy the drones so Ultraman is fighting now without support and reduced to fighting like a retard

>>212819303
yeah they did have heat-vision-proof armour though.

>>212819258
>ultraman beats him cause lex controls him knowing every detail of his fighting pattern
>gets cured from his kryptonite poisoning by metamorpho creating a small sun
>makes krypto destroys all lex cameras rendering ultraman useless because he's pretty much a retard without lex instructing him
It wasn't that hard to follow anon

>>212819342
yeah but Mr. Terrific sounded pretty confident when he said Clark needs 2 days to recover, like if he's done this with him before. The recovery period at the Kent farm was maybe a couple of hours, 8 max.

>>212819258
do i actually share a board with retarded jeets like this?

>>212818834
>you already has a fact
I'm sorry, who's the jeet in this scenario again? And no, this thing will not even crack $600 million when it's all said and done.

>>212819402
>gets cured from his kryptonite poisoning by metamorpho creating a small sun
that didn't cure him, as soon ast they leave the pocket dimension he turns pale, his veins get green and he faints, and at the end of the film he still needs to heal a bit

>>212819428
it was at least a day

>>212819465
Well anyway it gave him some energy back, then he rested some more in the kent farm. Real reason why he got fucked up by ultraman in the first place was lex knowing his fighting pattern, which he countered at the final fight.

>>212819478
nah it was clearly the next morning/afternoon
>>212819430
why are you mean? it's only movie

>>212819428
kryptonite is inconsistent in every universe, in some verses it takes away all his powers and in some it doesn't but it kills him and in some it only takes away everything but flight

>>212819535
>hes never been knocked out for a long time after a bout with illness or injury

>>212819428
yeah to fully recover. he didn't need to be fully recovered to beat ultraman without the cameras

>>212818802
I WANT ALL COCKS!!!!!

>>212819428
>2 days to recover
2 days to fully recover, he didn't need that much time for ultraman, once he took out lex's ability to control him ultraman didn't last a minute despite being stronger and faster (allegedly)

>>212818234
It would be nice to break the Luthor/Zod cycle. Brainiac could be good with Supergirl already established.

>>212818802
Don't mind if I do

>>212818135
Villain has a literal pocket dimension built by replicating the big bang, which the hero and his superdog escape with the help of a man who can make anything out of his ass. I think it was established enough that the movie was more comic-like in tone, for all we know most of the city was evacuated by evacuation-man PS: I thought it took like a day for the crack to reach metropolis?

>>212816909
Yeah all the extra panel lines & the kingdom come chest logo just stop me from buying merch from this movie it’s the same as snyders trunkless superman stop changing the fucking costume it’s a good costume

>>212819258
Because Ultraman was a barely functioning retard that could barely throw a punch without Lex telling him what to do. Once Krypto destroyed the drones giving him orders, he didn't know what to do.

>>212818613
You get it. Superman shit is aesthetically closer to The Jetsons than anything Snyder attempted, which is fine since it's adaptation and he’s allowed that creative license. It completely falls flat when he's flying around in his underwear, with a big red cape and an “S” on his chest, calling himself “Superman” and still trying to act like some stoic demigod.

>>212817060
Every time the Avengers fight a villain to "save" people they end up causing more damage than preventing it, and yet no one cries about it like they do it with MoS.

Talk about double standards.

>>212820931
It’s crazy how much better the new suit gets if you remove even 50% of the lines

>>212822720
All because they have scenes where the heroes were actively trying to save people, just like the new movie. Funny how that work, huh?

>>212815775 (OP)

Need I say more?

Crazy how theres not a single good superman film. They all just suck.

>>212822858
Is it wrong to want to gently bite men's forearm muscles?

>>212824091
That's gay

>>212815775 (OP)
JUST

>>212822858
Sneed you say more?

>>212817415
Corenswet absolutely does not have durability over Cavill. He was bleeding from a fight with Ultraman and Krypto was able to break his bones.

>>212822779
Yup the further away from the camera he was the better he looked

>>212824254
I didn't ask if it was gay, I asked if it was wrong.

>>212822796
Remember when Faeora beat the shit out of Kal in that diner? He didn't take her seriously and she whooped his ass!
And she was weaker. Trained from Birth generically Engineered warriors although weaker, nearly took him out!

There's 9 Billion humans, so. Superman fought to save mankind. Not risk it all for a few hundred. Zod wasn't giving him Any Quarter!