So, how was it in the end?

dark....scifi.....gothic....KINO

>>212817426 (OP)
Pretty meh. Snyder direction seems tired, the budget clearly was enough for all the CGI needed and none of the characters is charismatic enough to stay in your mind after they leave the screen.

It is a masterpiece compared to The Old Guard 2.

>these are the imperial troops from planet Imperius, the seat of the imperial empire
>they are all dressed in imperial clothes and also have roman names

>these are a rebel faction called the rebels, they come from a planet rebelia, that is currently rebelling against the empire

>these are farmers from the farmlands of Farmia, they all look like farmers and they farm grain

>this is a robot made for warfare, he is a roboticus mechanicus from the factories of factoria mechanica robotica, he is made for war but he doesn't want to fight, he also fights amazingly well and kills people in a cool way

>this is a shirtless tarzano from the planet tarzania, he has long hair and is good with animals, here he tames a gryphon also from the planet tarzania which is also known in the old tongue as gryphonia, because it has gryphons, he's good at taming them

>this is Nemesis from planet Childonia, she lost her child so she's killing other evil mothers like the spidermother, she has two artificial arms and can't hold babies anymore only cleavesabers

>this is Kai from planet Eire, he has an irish accent and can't be trusted, he also has a twin brother called Wanai who has one eye, he shows up in the sequel

>this is the other gladiator from the movie gladiator, here he plays a gladiator in the castor arena on the moon of pollux

>these are the slutty latex bimbos of sluticus V, they play a large role in the extended cut as dangerous sluts

>>212818060
That's a very, very low bar.

>>212817426 (OP)
I haven't seen it but I genuinely thought this shit was a Star Wars spinoff they just hired Snyder for until a few months ago.

Should have been animated. People will excuse any retarded shit if it's "anime".

it's exactly what i wanted from a star wars movie.

>>212817426 (OP)
This movie was hot trash, the film making decisions were truly baffling at times. When the string quartet was actually playing the backing music to the emperor's assassination, I just about lost my mind.

>>212817426 (OP)
unironically the Sneeder Cut was kino but it's fucking 6 hours long, this is why its a good thing to have studio jews forcing you to cut shit down.

>>212817426 (OP)
Imagine a turd falling out of a butt. Now picture it as cgi and in slow motion. That's Rebel Moon.

>>212817426 (OP)
>in the end
It doesn't even matter

>>212818213
Everything on Netflix is a very low bar

>>212817426 (OP)
I wish they would just let him complete his vision and finish part 3. It's unwatchable to me without a conclusion.

I'm watching it now. It sure is brown. That poster looks cool, but this film is different shades of shit. Cool intro though.

>>212821396
What? It's unfinished?

>>212817426 (OP)
Pure. Unfiltered. KINO

>>212821692
part 2 ends on a lite cliffhanger
>>212821396
He said he reckons he'll go back to it after he finishes his current project so here's hoping
(a swat film set in la)

>>212821692
Yes, ends on a cliffhanger iirc so I have never bothered to watch it.

>>212817426 (OP)
Retards don't understand this movie, same thing with Avatar

>>212821730
>>212821729
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT

>Yet another 300+ morbillion budget trilogy cancelled by Snyder
GREAT

>>212821729
>>212821730
>>212821799
It's not a proper cliffhanger. It's more like "so we've finished with all this shit, are there any other adventures to go on?", "yes, actually"

>>212821858
Oh, that's hadly a cliffhanger

>>212821858
Huh ok maybe I will watch it soon then

>>212818097
I was more pissed that the main bad guy's name is a corruption of the chaddest Byzantine to ever live.

>>212821919
I was more pissed that he apparently cast some dude that looks like he's 15 to play the main villain and just have him wear a fake beard.

>>212821919
Western Civilization died when Constantinople fell to the t*rks.

>>212817426 (OP)
you need to wait for sneeder to finish coding the video game first

>>212817426 (OP)
Boutella has nice boob-ellas.

>>212817426 (OP)
i liked it it was ok

>>212817426 (OP)
Fun but average. Not bad. The robo stuff was cool.

>>212817426 (OP)
I watched the extended cut of the first part
I think it should've been a mini-series: too many characters - half the movie is introductions, backstories, to then have the character just stand there and it ends with a pointless fight

>>212818097
>>these are the slutty latex bimbos of sluticus V, they play a large role in the extended cut as dangerous sluts
I don't even remember those

>>212817789
It’s fantasy. Let’s not kid ourselves.