Thread 212818686

>>212818686 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8T3BexspUk

>>212818686 (OP)
So goofy lol

DECIMATE THE WEEK

>>212818686 (OP)
How interesting

>>212818717
always gets me hyped this theme

>>212818686 (OP)
Is there a kayfabe reason why they keep falling for those moves?

Whatever happened to Doink the clown? I liked it when wrestlers had a weird gimmick.

>>212818686 (OP)
i hate his stupid little flying gazelle shoulder tackles. prime ron simmons had a great tackle. looked like he took your fuckin shoulder out of socket

>>212819046
>The most outrageous gimmicks in the 20-year history of RAW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt-0qlXKVfU

>>212819046
There's a Dark Side of the Ring episode about the original Doink. It's a gimmick that got played by different people and they didn't own the character so there have been tons of Doinks on the independent wrestling scene.

>>212818686 (OP)
Why not just have him wrestle a body pillow? He's not even paying any attention to that guy...

>>212818686 (OP)
The same rehearsed moveset sequence leading into a finisher was only not cringe when Shawn Michaels did it since he was purposely flamboyant & showboaty so it made sense

>>212818686 (OP)
wrestling is gay fake shit for rednecks and retards.

>>212819489
It was and always will be a gay magazine Shawn

>>212818686 (OP)
Stone Cold should’ve been the bigger man & never made wrestling cool again in the 90s so wwf could have died off completely and wcw would’ve still been cancelled a few years after

>>212818686 (OP)
Nothing wrong with signature moves but making them take almost a minute sucks. Sorry big match John but the hate was justified.

>>212819578
Remember THE POP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-jyuin9W7E

>>212818686 (OP)
This looks like shit. Cena has always been a terrible wrestler.

>>212819508
Were you tricked? Who's the retard here?

>>212818686 (OP)
Name one reason none of this wouldn't work in a street fight.

>>212819831
he wasnt, he was pretty good actually just did a lot of lazy shit on the TV-episodes.
Which is kinda understandable given the schedule he had to work being the poster-boy but by god if he would just have added some variety to his 5 moves of doom or shown some basic holds every now and then...

>>212819046
the original doink, matt borne, was a bit of a trainwreck irl, like a of lot wrestlers in that era, alcohol, drugs, assault and rape charges.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeOIZMTmh7s
but as anon said >>212819168 there's like 50 doinks after that in different promotions because the wwf didn't own the gimmick.

>>212819831
>>212819893
Cena works great with technical wrestlers like aj styles, punk, daniel bryan etc. But against jobbers like jack swagger he has to rely on the same five moves.

>>212818686 (OP)
>the late cut at 25s showing how bad the fake hit for Cena's high spot was
lol lmao even

>>212819805
fake and gay
>>212819882
you and any other rassletards in this thread

>>212818686 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-JEYw4XqQM

>>212819979
exactly, other talented wrestlers can put him over and make him look good, when it's on him to put on a good match he can't.

>>212819979
>great with technical wrestlers
>pink
Lmao

>>212820786
MITB 2011
Summerslam 2011
Raw 2013

>>212818686 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1qoxpeK9V4

They hyped John cena up so hard. I remember all the promo vids they did of him before he actually came out to wrestle. I swear like 6 months of teasing him.

>>212819508
Wrestling can be real and not be real fighting at the same time. It's the modern day traveling theatre and acrobatic group.

>>212819046
I was watching old Raw just prior to Attitude Era kicking off, and Lawler was talking shit to Ross about bringing in fake Razor Ramone and Diesel, and JR responded with something to the effect of “I don’t have to take that from the guy who brought in the clown”.

>>212818686 (OP)
humiliation ritual

>>212819531
Brap “The Bitchman” Clark

>>212819893
>>212819979
That picture dates from 2005-2006 when Cena was being pushed as the next face of WWE and only kids and women liked him, men mostly were fed up with him.
It was until ECW One Night Stand 2006 that he knew he needed to improve his technique.
Last I knew he won the 2008 RR so I stopped watching wrestling

>>212822094
wrestling is fake retard

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Why did he do it?

>>212824198
You think it's fake? Does that feel fake? That's called an open hand slap. What's the matter with you?

>>212818970
It's the aura. You know what's happening but you're powerless to stop it.

>>212823477
>It was until ECW One Night Stand 2006 that he knew he needed to improve his technique.
literally ever wwe star got booed that night

>>212818686 (OP)
really how do adults watch this?
it just looks stupid go watch mma

>>212824360
They were making a move, he had to get it on

>>212824394
>hey check out this time a wrestler assaulted a journalist
wrestling is fake retard

>>212818686 (OP)
Wrestling is so fucking retarded. it's got the ugliest and dumbest fan base of any subculture. I know two legitimate wrestling fans and they are the most embarrassing people I know.

>>212818686 (OP)
What shitty, unathletic wrestling

>>212824360
Chicken nuggets probably

>>212819578
>become the biggest star in wrestling history
>start to cool off and the boss wants you to put over the next generation which would tarnish your image as an untouchable bad ass forever
>say fuck that and walk out on the biz without so much as even bothering to give the fans one final middle finger letting the product devolve into the sterile retard friendly corporate product it now is
>still is one of the most popular wrestlers in history despite fucking over the company and the next gen by not being a good company doggie

Absolutely based.

>Cena hits you with the first shoulder tackle
>don't just stay down and roll out of the ring
Were his opponents all retarded? He literally only had 5 moves and the other wrestler always reacted exactly the same. Do wrestlers not study their opponents previous matches in order to prepare for the fight?

>>212819508
It's a scripted stunt performance. The flips and the shoves in the ring are definitely fake (and more than a little gay) but you also can't exactly fake falling 16ft straight onto your spine. There's not a lot of padding you can use in those outfits and most of the people who did the stupider "trash wrestling" stunts resulted in permanent, long-term injuries.

>>212818686 (OP)
Cena's International is so fucking boring

>>212826515
>scripted
aka FAKE.

>>212826574
For a guy complaining about rednecks and retards you struggle to read past three words.

>>212826515
>lands on stunt padding inside a breakaway table
>IT'S TOTALLY REAL MAN YOU CAN'T FAKE THAT
wrestling target audience is gullible dummies like you

>>212826379
WWE always had an issue of having "sports entertainment" be the gimmick/modus operandi of its "setting" for lack of better words. Other promos actually follow the "This is combat sports for the guys who want to retire without CTE" angle and focus on things like the wrestlers actually learning their opponents' moves and trying unorthodox ways to deal with them. Lucha Underground was great with this for like two seasons by basically billing it as a dirty underground fighting ring that's illegal as shit.

>>212826622
Where in my post did I mention the table, and you know how much padding you need to protect yourself from falling 16ft as a 200+lb man (Mick Foley obviously wasn't the stated in-ring weight of 300+lbs but he was a big fat fuck)onto your back? You'd look like you were wearing a sofa cushion.

yeah bro you're so smart, nobody else knew wrestling was staged before now, you're really opening everyone's eyes when you sperg out like this.

>>212826707
No anon you see WWE is actually a very carefully coordinated operation and they've absolutely NEVER EVER let their performers do stupid shit that could nearly (or actually did) kill them unprepared to maximize profit and minimize budget! All the wrestlers secretly wear padding and are perfectly fine!

>>212819508
You say that like it's a bad thing

>>212826707
>where in my post did I mention the thing you can clearly see the idiot land on in the webm
you're retarded. which makes you the perfect wrestling fan

>>212826914
All i did was say it. a lot of anons sure do seem to be getting their panties twisted by it though

>>212825870
You know Cena got it harder, people even praised Edge and Angle

>>212824394
>Gets sued into oblivion and fired

>>212818686 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yptqzmG2mBo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j7f6QzCzKiY

Mr iguana will save pro wrestling

>>212827223
Should we start posting New Jack and Abdullah the Butcher now just to spite you? Or some House of Hardcore type shit?

>>212818686 (OP)
I grew up during the time of the old-school wrestling circuits.

Here in the Detroit area, it was called "Big Time Wrestling". The roster included Edward Farhat, who went by the name "the sheik", (now called "the original sheik" after someone else used the name for decades.

He was the crazy guy in the ring. Fun fact, he was also a part owner of big time wrestling. Here he is wrestling BoBo Brazil, another big name on the circuit and (I think), one of the first black men in professional wrestling:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79RhLCMEqEw

Also a shout-out to Pampareo Firpo (the 8th wonder of the world), whose signature move was the "el garfio", where he would grab your entire face with one hand, and squeeze until you gave up.

Here's a promo clip from the time. Notice that it's so far back that the heels were still the unreconstructed nazi's (he's fighting against a guy named Baron Von Raschke)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObPQe9GCP-Y

>>212827504
>no look these guys let people cut them with razorblades and glass! that means it's real!
lmfao. retard

>>212819508
>wrestling is gay fake shit for rednecks and retards.

>>212827528
side note: Bobo Brazil's signature move was the "coco-but"; where he bashed skulls with his opponent. Here's a promo video from when Brazil was entered into the WWE hall of fame:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3O4qfUmwuo

we get it dude, people called you a retard so your autism won't let you stop posting until you 'win' the thread or something, try not to hurt yourself.

>>212819508
> cough cough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkghtyxZ6rc&t=6s

>>212824360
He has the abusive alcoholic phenotype. No one that looks like that is stable.

>>212818686 (OP)
>0:23
Was there a bug on his shoulder or something?

>>212827815
that stupid ref trying to stop her from going all the way

>>212818927
>Latinxball

>>212827528
>Pampareo Firpo (the 8th wonder of the world)
>5'8
was that a rib?

>>212826237
Why was he so popular

>>212826237
To be fair having him job to Lesnar on a random Raw would've been supremely retarded

>>212827708
?

>>212818686 (OP)
wrestling is great

>>212818686 (OP)
I'm glad I stopped watching before this retard came to prominence.
He always seemed very inorganic and just an attempt to create a new Hogan-like character. I can only imagine how shitty wrestling is now considering it mirrors the state of the US in general.

>>212827945
just old school promotion. Here's a picture of him posing with his el garfio grip.

>>212818686 (OP)
Fuck off. Jack Swagger > Chong Xina

>>212828142
is skye blue still wrestling? she probably had the nicest ass since prime alexa bliss

>>212828142
man that's a good costume

>>212824360
Roids

>>212819830
gyat

>>212818686 (OP)
Bring Back JBL and make him the top boss.

>>212826574
You must be 18 to post on /tv/.

>>212819508
>fake

this smug meme that people just shows you don't get it. no one doesn't know that it's staged, but it is actual effort, and as someone else said it's theater + acrobatics. no one thinks they're watching unstaged fighting.

for me, it's rollerball rocco.

ENTER THE WORLD'S STRONGEST STONER

>>212827971
He was the heart and soul of the attitude era and dragged the entire industry forward to a rougher, tougher more working-class brawler style that really appealed to the public. In that business, you have to be believable in the role you're playing or people won't accept you. It doesn't matter what kind of gimmick it is as long as you can pull it off. The absolute worst thing you can be is inauthentic.

>>212821079
I never liked this guy.
He was big but had zero charisma or mic skills.

>>212828524
This guy was my favorite because of his moves. He was very acrobatic for a 6'0 tall 200+ lb man. But for some reason almost no one ever remembers him.

>>212828729
everyone 30 and up remembers rvd

>>212828142
>>212828852

>>212827494
KINO

>>212828852
What exactly are those straps around her thighs called? Butt belts?

>>212827175
Again, never brought up the table, because the table could be fucking anything - it's still a 200+lb man falling 16ft. He'd look like he's smuggling a backpack full of pumpkins if he wore a cushion specifically to break that fall. A breakaway table would frankly be even worse for it because then it's going to immediately give way to the concrete ground under it.

>>212829061
>A breakaway table would frankly be even worse
you don't understand basic physics lol

>>212827494
When's the Mr. Iguana biopic?

>>212827583
>obviously fake punches
>interracial romance
is this meant to make wrestling look better?

>>212818686 (OP)
FAKE THAT YOU FAT FAGGOTS

Women in wrestling are tougher than all of you combined.

>>212828355
>no you don't get it i watch fake fights on purpose
gay

>>212829093
You're the one who thinks letting a table not actually absorb the kinetic energy and potentially interrupt the fall by a noticeable distance is better and would totally prevent him falling with the full force of his body weight onto his back. You can literally see the table just give out from under him, it's not absorbing his fall at all.

>>212829144
Don't sign your posts

>>212829156
you don't understand basic physics lol

>>212829355
You've yet to actually explain how I'm wrong and just keep going "nuh uh" because you think you need to double down and save face on an anonymous imageboard. Your next reply will further exemplify this.

>>212829093
Nigga, you are retarded.
Everyone knows it's "fake" but the stunts they were performing around that time were ridiculously fucking dangerous and there's very little in the way of protection being used because if you use too much then you ruin the illusion.
Nowadays they don't do that kind of shit anymore because it just isn't worth the risk.

>>212829156
if you legitimately believe going through a table doesn't affect the force with which a wrestler hits the ground under it, you are actually retarded

>>212829388
I'm not gonna teach you basic physics. that's the job of the high school you clearly have yet to graduate from.

>>212829144
Don't ever watch any movies or television shows, anon, I have some terrible news for you.
Neo is just an actor played by Keanu Reeves and he can't fly or do kung-fu.

>>212829452
He didn't "go through a table." Watch the gif you claimed you saw, the table went with him and provided zero actual interruption to his fall or absorbed any of it.

>>212829388
>explain how I'm wrong
Newton's 3rd law dipshit

>>212818686 (OP)
For me, I liked the old generation of wrestlers. They were actually scary guys. If you saw Bam Bam Bigelow in public, you'd be like "fuuuuckkk, don't mess with *that* guy". Millennials and gen z are just auraless nobodies, that's why WWE still has to wheel out the boomers to get anybody to watch.

>>212829452
>>212829494
>>212829529
>All almost exactly a minute apart
Good job >>212829156 you made the retard have a meltie.

>>212829537
adam cole could whip bam bam's ass

>>212829497
>le it's no heckin different than a filmerino
I don't buy tickets to go see Keanu do a fake martial arts show and cheer him and boo Agent Smith like it's real

>>212829563
>>212829156
obvious samefag
>>212829520
if you actually believe that the table absorbed zero impact, you don't understand basic physics

>>212829590
Now? Maybe. Lmao at implying anything else. Also, you missed my point. Modern wrestlers are all just friendly dorks that grew up watching wrestling. Older wrestlers actually had that stuntman/carnie/nutjob vibe that made you respect them.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

>>212829590
Adam Cole isn't even as big as Bam Bam's ass.

>>212829691
Notice how I can post my (You)s because I'm not an obvious samefag like you lmao

>>212829563
whoops!

>>212829650
You don't understand the difference between a live performance in front of thousands of people and a movie in the cinema? Have you never been to a concert?

>>212829805
>Only thought to edit out (You)s after being called out
lol

>>212829731
Based Kurt. One of my all-time favorites. Absurd athleticism, could play a heem, face, or comedy relief equally well.

>>212829762
>>212829805
Everybody already knows 8 ways to fake this shit, newfags.

>>212829870
I dont cheer or boo at the theater like the shit's real either
The concert isn't fake

>>212829929
>The concert isn't fake
>This fucking retard believes concerts are real
>He doesn't know what lipsyncing is
LMFAO the average musician is faker and gayer than an oiled up faggot in spandex doing backflips in a ring.

>>212819508
*american audience claps*

>replying to a retard saying durrrr it's fake I smart over and over
why though?

>>212830098
Because it's funny seeing how long it takes to lead them to a point where they openly contradict themselves purely to stick to a very banal point that's been discussed to death eight hundred billion times already.

>>212830098
Please take your meds and head back to /pw/

>>212829929
You sound fucking autistic.
Cheering and booing are a part of the live wrestling experience in the same way that cheering, dancing and singing along are a part of a concert experience. Have you ever heard of a pantomime? Do you think that the audience believes that everything happening on the stage is real? The crowd is an active participant in the event.

>>212829985
>the shit i like is fake
>EVERYTHING MUST BE FAKE
wrestling fans are retards lol

>>212830178
>I pay money to go cheer and boo fake shit that I know is fake as if it's real
>you're the autistic one though
lmfao. wrestling fans are retarded

>>212830098
What can I say, wrestling fans are easy as fuck to work. It's ironic, you'd think they'd recognize cheap heat when they see it
watch, now someone's gonna quote the "pretending to be retarded" meme at me like it regains them the upper hand lol
MJF eat your heart out

>>212830245
>N-no you see concerts are all real and lipsyncing has NEVER happened it's all real bro!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvPXmkYMHFg
L M F A O

>>212819508
Wizerked bizitch.

>>212830410
>it happened once
>THIS MEANS IT ALWAYS HAPPENS
lmfao. wrestling fans are retards

goddamn lol I am squashing every one of you jobbers. best of luck in your future endeavors, pals :)

>>212830245
>Bands performing on stage is real.
>Wrestlers performing in ring is fake.
You talk like a former wrestling fan who didn't find out that wrestling was scripted until very late in life and the knowledge devastated your fragile ego. Most people who aren't functionally retarded understand that it's scripted the first time they see it as small children.

>>212818686 (OP)
>Implying any wrestling event is better than New Jack's matches

>>212826574
>thinks people think it's real
Goddamn some of you are fucking retarded.

>>212819508
>wrestling is gay fake shit for rednecks and retards.
Explain Japanese wrestling then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CvvdjXWPvY

>>212828142
>enhances your kino

>>212828142
>>212828852
>>212828887

>>212830465
>b-bro it only happened once there's only ever been one lipsyncing incident EVER!!!
L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWJCfbMw0Yo
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCRdXCN6oAU
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBf-JCF197M
A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhjqA2BpvUM
O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d28-SGDHQ_k

GET KEKED CONCERTNIGGER RETARD CATTLE

>>212830622
https://youtu.be/LUzFvWCZ41s?si=UzCU-meQCiHztsUz

>>212830299
Wait until you find out that your favourite singers use AutoTune, don't even write their own songs and can't play musical instruments.

>>212830541
the songs are real songs.
the matches are fake matches.
this isn't difficult to comprehend lol Jesus christ wrestling fans are retarded.
>you talk like this easy target I wish you were
ok lol

>>212830745
>It happens sometimes
>THIS MEANS IT ALWAYS HAPPENS
lmfao wrestling fans are retards

>>212828142
>womeme "wrestling"
This you?

>>212830798
and yet the music they produce is more real than any pro wrestling match in history. whoops!
goddamn send someone real, you jobbers are just easy prey and i'm getting bored

>>212830809
>the matches are fake matches.
They're actually doing the moves they rehearsed with varying degrees of improvisation depending on if certain moves fuck up or not. The risk factor is almost always a constant. They don't actually hate each other, that's obviously kayfabe shit.

>>212830873
>over 20 incidents of people getting CAUGHT doing it across two posts
>Immeasurable count of how many get away with it because concertfags are retarded nigger cattle who have actual tanties over being told their shit is just as fake as wrestling
>"B-but that doesn't c-count!"
ACTUAL
FUCKIN
CATTLE
LMFAO

>>212830809
>the songs are real songs.
>the matches are fake matches.
Yeah you're right these two guys aren't really putting on a performance to entertain fans you fucking retard
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9l5rmg

wasnt the whole reason >>>/hm/ was made to keep this shit off /tv/?

>>212830926
>it happened over 20 times
>THIS MEANS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF CONCERTS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN HISTORY ARE ALL FAKE
kek wrestling fans are shoot retards

>>212830874
I don't think it matters if its a woman, man or midget. They're just amerimutts who worship fame, don't matter who's in the spotlight.

>>212830960
>There's an entire infrastructure of this happening that one can easily post commonly documented instances of when the infrastructure fucks up
>B-BUT THAT MEANS NOTHING BECAUSE I LIKE MY HECKIN CONCERTS :((((
CATTLE
LMFAO

Japan did it better
>Queen of Villains

There's no entertainment value in this. No, none whatsoever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4055UJzn1aU

>>212830503
nigga would you shut up

>>212830809
>Singers not singing their own songs, using AutoTune and lip-syncing is a real performance.
>Professional wrestlers performing acrobatics and acting to entertain the crowd is a fake performance.

>>212819969
Imagine getting raped by doink the clown… can’t be any worse than what happened to big daddy cool

I miss Rumble Roses

>>212831344
You can even post actual actors actually lipsyncing to songs written by other people and retarded cattle like him clap like seals and produce a multimillion dollar, record profits TV franchise out of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAw9dDL9fjk

>>212831388
>>212831435
>no, no - this stuff is just for gay rednecks!

>>212818717
>mogs your intro
https://youtu.be/ZNJhV1DnG3Q?feature=shared

>>212830942
I didnt watch whatever that is because this argument means far less to me than it does to you.
:)

The right wrestling is pure kino.
(Entrances start at 3:20)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9im4so

>>212828142
Porn exists simp

>>212831551
Doesn't mean anything to me, I'm just passing through and sharing. :)
(It's Japanese pro-wrestling, which is better than the American shit these retards are trying to foist on you)

>>212830299
Don't bother anon. they're the most autistic of the autistic. Wrestling fans are incapable of understanding how absolutely cringe they are.

>>212831473
y-yea haha...

>>212831473
>NO! IT'S NOT REAL! THEY AREN'T REALLY THERE, THE WHOLE THING IS AN ILLUSION!
>THE MAN WITH THE BLONDE WIG COVERED IN GOLD PAINT ISN'T A REAL FIGHTER! IT'S FAKE!

>>212818970
No, John's just a lazy ass worker who won't shut the fuck up in the ring. He calls EVERY match in the ring instead of a format, or just winging it.

>>212831668
Wtf? They are way hotter than jav stars
And celebs in general

>>212831731
Watch Stardom.

>>212831497
>Goes more over than you at your milestone Wrestlemania event
>Parries your goddamn signature move
>Gets you to do my own fucking gimmick because it's just that good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6GG_j3PDVA

>>212831761
>but that's TJPW

What went wrong, /tv/?

>>212831731
if you've ever seen the absolute brutal, downright literal torture STARDOM and JOSHI girls have to go through, you've have way more respect for them than your average JAV whore. Thee girls actually hurt each other, in the ring, for real.

Pro Wrestling in Japan is hardstyle, akin to MMA and boxing in the west, even if the wins are predetermined.

>>212831825
The only one i am familiar with is asuka from wwe. And honestly she is a badass

I might watch japanese pro wrestling.
It is a million times more respectable occupation than any whore

>>212830993
>MY HEADCANON IS JUST TRUE
lmfao wrestling fans are retards

>>212831824
He hijacked the WWE via his control shares of TKO and life long friendship with that asshole Nick Khan. He's a part-timer who failed in Hollywood, and thinks he can show up whenever he wants back in WWE and throw a monkey wrench into everything, fucking up Hunter's bookings.

TL;DR The Rock is gone, Dwayne is a lying, selfish asshole.

>>212831825
And in the old days they went even harder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzD_QyYB45s

>>212831344
who said performance? I said song :)

>>212831914
>Needed nearly half an hour to basically go "n-NO U!"
LMFAO
CATTLE TRYING TO BE A PARROT NOW

>>212831388
>>212831435
this shit looks real to you faggots? lmfao this shit is as fake as a 3 dollar bill. you know it's all choreographed to look like it hurts, right?

>>212831619
>thing
>thing, japan

>>212831907
Stardom, Marigold, and TJPW are the ones to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eziVVK8wtJc

>>212832009
Yes, it's called "selling."
You understand that the point is that it's entertaining, yes? You can tell stories in a wrestling match you can't tell in any other sport.
The stories are the point. The "fighting" is just a vehicle for those stories.

>>212831727
matches SHOULD be called in the ring.
just, better than Cena does it.

>>212831761
ok i've been ripping on wrestling all thread but pigtails girl here has me intrigued. who she be?

>>212832090
Well yeah is all about that non verbal communication

>>212831388
>>212831435
need to get beat up by an asian girl

>>212832129
That's Maki Itoh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag7CTgdgy40

>>212831825
>girls actually hurting each other for real in fake fights
how utterly fucking retarded lol

>>212831984
>IMAGINE NOT SITTING YOUR FAT ASS ON 4CHAN 24/7 LOL BTFO
kek wrestling fans are retards

>>212832165
The point isn't to hurt each other. The point is to make it look like it hurts without hurting each other.
The fights aren't the point. The fake fights are just a vehicle for bigger stories which are told inside and outside the ring. Some do the fake fighting better than others.
Again, if it entertains people, what is your problem with it?

>>212832090
To a degree. Not ever match can be Macho Vs. Steamboat, where EVERY spot is planned out to a T. John's just a loudmouth, everyone in the first eight rows can hear him, and you can see him talking on TV.

>>212832063
but anon, it doesn't even look real. it's so obviously bullshit I just don't see how it's enjoyable.
if you have to put effort into suspension of disbelief, what's the point? there's better entertainment that will actually draw you in.

>>212832149
wtf I like wrestling now.

>>212832009
It does hurt. It's scripted in the sense that they're not actually trying to hurt each other and that the winner is pre-determined but they do feel pain and get injured.

>>212832249
watch Queen of Villains

>>212832249
The Japanese stuff looks a lot more real than the American stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXvzh9y3oz8

Again, I find it entertaining. The stories do draw me in. What is wrong with that? What is your problem with people finding enjoyment in things that don't necessarily bring you enjoyment?
Why does everyone have to like what you like?

>>212832211
>The point isn't to hurt each other. The point is to make it look like it hurts without hurting each other
but the dude I was replying to said, quote:
>Thee girls actually hurt each other, in the ring, for real.
to which I said:
>>girls actually hurting each other for real in fake fights
>how utterly fucking retarded lol
try to keep up. I know it's hard for retards like wrestling fans

>>212832009
You mean like movies and TV? you know /tv/

>>212830798
I don't remember this Gold Dust fight

>>212832337
What he was getting at is that they *do* hurt each other.
These are real stunts. People do get hurt.
But hurting each other is not the *point*.
If you are honestly asking, this explains it all better than I can. But we both know that you're just arguing in bad faith here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQCPj-bGYro

>>212832146
Anon no! She will force you to marry her!

>>212832337
Yes you mark. It's called JAPANESE HARDSTYLE for a reason. And I literally stated to you that Professional Wrestling in Japan is created the same way that K1, Pancrase, Boxing, and MMA are in the west.

You goddamn mark.

>>212831824
you realize the effect on the top image is added on over, right?

>>212818686 (OP)
>>212826574
I like wrestling but I know it's very silly simpleton entertainment, now the people who are so adamant on shitting on it for being fake or constantly saying it's le fake are also legit low IQ subhumans
Their main point is that it's not a real fight, that's it

>>212832009
The majority of the time it's more likely (if done right) to hurt the person performing the offensive move than the person having the move performed upon them. They have to protect the person in the vulnerable position from actual harm from what would be very dangerous moves being performed on them. If you were to perform many of the moves in professional wrestling without the necessary training you could easily cripple or kill someone.

>>212832584
That "effect" is camera flashes, and they were common back then at any sporting event.

>>212831388
>>212831435
When did the Bucks get sex changes?

>>212832606
>Their main point is that it's not a real fight, that's it
Exactly this. That's why it's commonly called SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT.

>>212832363
do you sit in front of your TV hooting and hollering like the shit's real? lmfao retard

>>212832606
It honestly amazes me that anyone thinks wrestling fans think it's real.

>>212831435
>>212831388
do you have any of that candy whirl girl

>>212832682
No one thinks pro-wrestling is real.
Reality isn't the point. Think of it like a show about a sport instead of as an actual sport.

>>212832584
no the fuck it isn't, retard, it's cameras flashing.
fucking zoomers I swear.

>>212832716
do you watch shows about sports cheering and booing like the shit's really happening? lmfao retard

>>212832770
I mean, I don't cheer at pro-wrestling anyway so your point is moot.
But these are live entertainment events. People are putting their bodies on the line for the audience's entertainment. It's kind of the polite thing to do to play along, no?
It doesn't mean anyone thinks it's real. It's just a live stunt show.

>>212832770
By the way, if a guy flips off the top of the turnbuckle, does a flip, and lands on the guy on the mat?
Yeah, that actually happened. Maybe he didn't land on the guy as painfully as it looked. But it's not like that's a computer generate image or something.
The dude actually flipped in the air and landed on a hard, wooden surface.

>>212832832
>paying money to play along with fake shit
lmfao wrestling fans are retarded

>>212832907
they're stuntmen lol they know tricks to make stuff look painful without hurting. don't be such a mark

>>212832932
It's no more fake than tv shows and movies dude.
And in many ways it's more real - they're doing actual stunts.
You don't pay for tv and movies?

>>212832970
Shit still hurts and if you don't think it doesn't then you've obviously never tried it in a real ring.

>>212832716
I'd say wrestling is comic booky capeshit entertainment, that's the example I'd bring up, like remember when Spider-Man fought the Green Goblin? It's that

Basically, colorful out of the ordinary characters having beef with each other and fighting, problem is that retards seem to not grasp that concept very well

>>212833028
> if you don't think it doesn't
*if you think it doesn't

Point is, it doesn't hurt as bad as it would without training but it still hurts.

>>212833064
It's a great way to put it.
I enjoy the concept of fighting. I like watching movies where people fight. I don't want to watch people *actually* fight and hurt each other, but I enjoy fighting stories.
I watch wrestling *because* it's fake. I wouldn't watch this shit if it was real.

>>212832907
lmfao you think the ring mats are hard and wooden

>>212833187
Er, anon, I've got some bad news for you.
They absolutely are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwm_OJ_3IGg

>>212832992
Jackie Chan did stunts. Did you ever go to a Jackie Chan flick and cheer at the screen when he beats the bad guys like the shit's really happening?
>>212833028
muh heckin reel ringerino! lmfao give me a break dude that shit is basically a padded gym mat. there's pads all over the floor outside the ring too.
don't be such a mark.

This is fake?

>>212833242
i'm not watching any of your gay wrestling lol
those rings are padded to shit and you're a dumb mark if you don't realize that

YOU KNOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE-

>>212833328
Hey guys...I have some bad news the doctors advised me that I need to step away from this thread for a while I love you all...

>>212833271
>Jackie Chan did stunts. Did you ever go to a Jackie Chan flick and cheer at the screen when he beats the bad guys like the shit's really happening?
I don't cheer while watching wrestling to begin with.
But if I was watching him do a stunt show live? I'd absolutely cheer.

>muh heckin reel ringerino!
Okay, you're being a faggot now.
You're trolling and you don't know what the fuck you're talking about so you should just shut the fuck up before you make yourself look even more stupid you retarded troon.

>>212833144
you sound like a mondo faggot lol

>>212833317
Dude, you are such a fucking troon.
You'll never be a real woman faggot.
You do argue like a bitch though.

>>212833441
You'd know all about being a faggot wouldn't you you stupid dicksucker.

>>212833417
>noooh muh heckin ringerinos are heckin realaroonie!
don't be such a mark, anon, wrestling rings are padded as shit and they have so much give it's damn near like landing on a trampoline

>>212833417
>>212833463
>>212833510
uh-oh, looks like someone's having a meltie!
you wrestling fags are so easy to work :)

>>212833517
Don't reply to me until you can show you actually know what you're talking about you retarded tranny faggot.
I literally linked a video showing what's underneath.

>>212833580
>look they showed us a fake ring to convince us that the real rings actually hurt!
lmfao what a mark

>>212833566
Not at all, I'm just calling a spade a spade you retarded troon. :)

Wrestling is just daytime TV soap operas for guys with low to average IQ.

>>212833614
>kek, I was hecking trollin'!!!!!
You know you have to be 18 to post on this site, right kiddo?

>>212833624
lmfao you are so obviously pissing and shidding yourself with rage it's pathetic that you're trying to pretend you're not

>>212833669
4chan has a minimum age requirement but you're proof that there's no minimum IQ requirement lmfao
I would have thought wrestling fans would be better at spotting someone getting cheap heat but goddamn

>>212833769
>>212833827
Anon, we already know you're a faggot, you don't have to remind us.
Go be a faggot somewhere else.

>>212833891
lmfao literally pissing and shidding

>>212834024
But enough about (You).

>>212834055
>n-no u
LMFAOOOO so much piss and shid

>>212834159
Kamala lost, tranny.

>>212834205
>politics out of nowhere
lmfao buckbroken

>>212834391
You're a troon.
You troons love Kamala.
It's a natural extension of this conversation to remind you that you lost.
Keep crying about it though.

>lmao
>LMAO
>lmao
>lmao
>lmao
>LMAO

>>212834461
>>212834564
>the meltie continues
is this how MJF feels when he goes to work? this fucking rocks lol

>>212834719
Bah, it's been fun Hoggers.
See ya back on /pw/.

>>212834816
>>212834943
>n-no y-you're mad
>i'm g-g-gonna run away n-now
buckbroken lmfao

>>212835690
Sure, sure, try to get that last word victory in however you can. Your ego needs it. I understand. :)
See ya back on the peedub buddy.

>>212835753
he said, desperately hoping for the last word because his ego needed it, after sitting on the thread for a half hour checking for further replies
lmfao what a mindbroken faggot

>>212828142
bros... i love her

>>212832435
she's perfect

Chelsea green (former hollywood stunt double) > most hollywood actresses

>>212836121
No milly?

anyone have the webm of that suplex attempt where guys keep joining in? That is peak wrestling

>>212818686 (OP)
I forgot how good the camerawork used to be. Now it's amateurish handheld feeling crap.

>2009
jeez

>>212836121
fake glass
go cry me a river

>>212835753
yeah thats what i thought you buckbroken faggot

>>212835753
come on get that last word in retard

>>212835753
lmfao

Good thread.

What's gayer? Watching shirtless shiny oiled up muscular men in speedos spread each other's legs to "win", or arguing in a thread about those men for 100 posts?

>>212836837
Neither, both are pretty based actually.

>>212836262
now this is kino

>>212829166
Ooooff. What was the after math of that?

>>212836837
What about this seems gay to you?

>>212832393
he does a good job talking things up but the heart of wrestling is dishonest carneys lying to their audience. its not like a stage play, for example, a stage play is honest in what it is. wrestling was dishonest. the fact the "curtain call" had a profound effect means people wanted to believe and the wrestling companies trafficked in that lie
the people may be skilled, but no one likes being the sucker, and wrestling is dishonest carnies turning you into the sucker.

>>212829166
>>212836968
dakota kai getting fired for being injured too often.

Just seems kind of sad that every thread nowadays always results in some zoomer having a breakdown over something retarded

>>212837002
Not really.
I watch for entertainment.
I get the entertainment I watch for.
Apart from the money I pay to subscribe to Japanese websites to watch those shows which I find entertaining, they're not getting anything else out of me.
What are they suckering me out of that other forms of entertainment aren't? I know it's fake and I enjoy it, same as any other wrestling fan.

Whats the pride fc of wrestling?

>>212836262
>ooooooooooOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fucking kinooooo!!

>>212837135
at the end of a stage play everyone comes out and takes a bow, no one at any time thought the antagonist and protagonist were that in real life.
do you not see the difference? maybe that is how things are now but in the past it was clearly different.
carnies laugh at the rubes who get caught up in their lies, they are putting one over on you, and wrestling forever has that taint.
if you enjoy it, fine, whatever, but i can't deal with such people

>>212837334
But that's the thing.
Maybe some people bought it in the past, but now no one does.
All these guys are friends. They're just people putting on a show together. If I bumped into a "bad guy" wrestler in the supermarket, I'd thank him for the hard work he puts in entertaining us fans and he'd express appreciation, maybe take a picture with me. Just like any actors.
They're athletic actors now. Nothing more. There's no scam. I pay to watch so long as it's entertaining- when it isn't, I just don't watch.

>>212837334
I should add that no one tries to maintain "kayfabe" anymore outside of shows. Most wrestlers are chill people who play a lot of video games. There's some scumbags but they get reputations quickly and no one wants anything to do with them.
It's not really carny anymore... which, incidentally, is why it's not quite as good as it used to be.
But people have known it was fake for a long time. I'm 44 now. I've known it was fake since I was a kid.

>>212837161
ECW probably given both's knack for brutality. But really, Pride FC's roster was full of would-be and former pro wrestlers and had plenty of matches so rigged and built on nonsense narratives it might as well have been pro-wrestling.

>>212837484
>was full of would-be and former pro wrestlers
Outside of boxing how else did a fighter make money back then but doing wrestling jobs?

WCW was the best
Goldberg was good
Do not reply to me
captcha: 2D DOS

>>212837483
The only guys who keep up kayfabe out of the ring are the masked wrestlers, and usually only the super hardcore ones who don't even speak English. Even Penta takes his mask off in his downtime, he just refuses to be around cameras without it on.

I'll leave any doubters with this, which I posted earlier but maybe no one saw it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4055UJzn1aU

That's not a real fight. It's two women putting on a show for the fans. They don't even hate each other in real life. And I can understand where someone might not see the entertainment value in what they're doing here, but understand that some of us *are* entertained by stuff like this.
It's not a scam. It's just entertainment.

>>212837657
Depends on the fighter and the scale. I was "technically" pro with a glorious record of 2-2-2 and an effective income of $5,000 from it before I quit and now I just run a gym and coach. Fitness is the usual field for a lot of the ones who refuse to get a normal 9-to-5 in an office. A lot also became stuntmen, bouncers, and general laborers. Bigger ones would usually find sponsorships, become brand ambassadors, get merch, etc.

Was wrestling more believable when it was broadcast in low quality shitvision on a 14" TV

>>212838216
it was a little more believable before mass social media

>>212838216
Not really.
Wrestling isn't really about believably. People have known it was fake for decades, even before kayfabe was officially dispelled.
It's more about suspension of disbelief in order to enjoy a show. A good match tells a story. And that story might exist in a bigger story that exists outside the ring.
It's not really about thinking you're watching a real fight. That's what most non-fans don't seem to get. We don't want these people to actually hurt each other.

>>212838322
I mean believable in the sense of not being able to easily see how blatantly they either aren't actually making contact or when they do make contact or do a throw are coordinating in a way to dramatically lower the force.

>>212838463
It was a bit more believable before kayfabe was dropped. A lot of those guys were crazy. If they pulled a punch and you didn't make it look like they really hit you, they were going to really hit you. It's called "selling."
One of the big differences between American and Japanese wrestling is that, in Japan, they often actually really hit each other but do it in ways that won't seriously injure the other person. Like slaps on the chest or chops or kicks to the back. There's an art to making it look brutal without people hurting each other.

>>212838463
After kayfabe was dropped, yes, a lot of believability went out the window. People know it's fake. They're not going to actually risk hurting each other when everyone knows it's not real to begin with. They try to work safer, especially given a few incidents where bad stuff happened from long term injuries (look up "Chris Benoit")