ugh all these losers around me suddenly dying - not a mood - /tv/ (#212819832) [Archived: 387 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:39:57 PM No.212819832
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:42:32 PM No.212819904
pakent
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>>212819832 (OP)
>What was I supposed to do...just let them die?
>Maybe. Whatever. Fuck it, right?
The Synder Superman films always had a weird issue with dehumanization
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:43:49 PM No.212819938
>>212819832 (OP)
If he can see as fast as the flash, why didn't he try to save anyone?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:45:23 PM No.212819981
>>212819938
He hates humans and wants us all dead.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:46:10 PM No.212820001
>>212819938
He’s unsure if he should
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:46:22 PM No.212820008
>>212819832 (OP)
>>212819938
>>212819981
Superman was written for 10 year old babies go watch that instead
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:46:48 PM No.212820025
>>212819981
Not like Lex Luthor. Now that is a MAN I would trust humanity with.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:49:09 PM No.212820093
>explosion happens
>"Hey... where'd everyone all go? Why am I left alone in here? Weeeeird"
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:51:05 PM No.212820150
>>212819832 (OP)
>mews while a dozen people are burning to death
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:52:26 PM No.212820188
>>212820150
He's being stoic like a real man you fucking bitch. Why was he meant to do scream and poop himself and then use his poop to wipe away the bitch tears from his bitch face?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:52:28 PM No.212820190
>>212819832 (OP)
Cavill is such a bad actor and Snyder just made it worse
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:53:19 PM No.212820218
designated firework theater
designated firework theater
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>>212819832 (OP)
Jeets like using explosives in confined spaces to kill one another. Caspere and Snyder knew this.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:53:33 PM No.212820222
>>212820150
>Kevin, your dog just died!
Same energy as that whole clip
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:53:54 PM No.212820233
>>212819938
If he moved at super speed moving normal people away he'd kill them. Acceleration is dangerous. There was nothing he could do after a certain point.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:54:58 PM No.212820257
>>212819938
He also needs time to adjust himself to move in super speed time. He didn't have that here.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:55:07 PM No.212820260
>>212820150
>letting a little fire ruin your mewing streak
Ngmi
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:55:27 PM No.212820272
>>212820188
Save people
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:55:52 PM No.212820280
>>212819938
Because he remembered his dad's advice.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:56:55 PM No.212820304
>>212820280
STOP MY INVINCIBLE SON
LET THOSE FUCKERS BURN
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:57:14 PM No.212820311
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>>212819832 (OP)
Good luck with that
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:57:46 PM No.212820333
>>212820272
they were all dead faggot, like you should have been since birth
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:58:51 PM No.212820363
>>212820311
>easily beats some gay humans
Oh my science so epic!! Oh wait it was lame and gay cause they are humans, meanwhile Doomday hits Clark and it does nothing. Fucking based Cavillman
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:59:01 PM No.212820369
>>212820333
We literally see him carry a woman out of the building later so clearly there are people that need help while he’s aura farming lmao L
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:59:18 PM No.212820380
>>212820333
what a waste of trips
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:00:02 PM No.212820400
>>212820363
If your Doomsday is that weak you shouldn’t even bother doing Doomst
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:00:07 PM No.212820401
>>212820369
bro why the fuck SHOULD he care? Fuck.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:01:03 PM No.212820418
>>212820401
Cause he’s Superman
Lmao
L
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:02:38 PM No.212820462
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>>212820401
Hell yeah let those people burn!
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:06:21 PM No.212820553
Superman_Vol_5_1
Superman_Vol_5_1
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>>212820401
>bro why the fuck SHOULD he care? Fuck.
Why do jeets completely fail to understand Superman is a good, kind person who saves people and does good things

He's not meant to be a psychotic mass murderer
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:07:29 PM No.212820589
>>212820418
>>212820462
>>212820553
Snyder went for a different interpretation, retards
>NOT MUH SUPERSHIT!!
That's the point you worthless cunts, he did something different and way smarter than a fag that saves kitties from trees
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:09:07 PM No.212820642
>>212820553
>He's not meant to be a psychotic mass murderer
Cavillman was never that, anon, but a overly laconic asshole who was distant and cold to the point he came across as an unlikable sociopath (excluding when ma and Lois got involved)? Yes, he was that. I've had Sneeder fans say that's intentional and King Arthur - okay but that means I don't like or care about him one bit.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:09:12 PM No.212820647
>>212820150
>mewing
>aura farming
Why do zoomers keep parroting these talking points regarding this scene? Are you guys actually too autistic to pick up on facial cues? I guess all those GMO's and vaccines really did a number on y'all.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:09:16 PM No.212820648
>>212820589
Monkey lmao L
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:10:28 PM No.212820680
>>212820589
I prefer fun and uplifting moments in the vain on Raimi Spider-Man when watching Superman vs. existential woe and brooding but that's simply my preference - call me crazy I guess
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:11:57 PM No.212820714
>>212820589
>Snyder went for a different interpretation, retards
Yes, he turned Superman into a grimdark murderer and everyone fucking hated it because it was absolutely awful. Only braindead morons like you enjoyed it, but there weren't enough of you to make the movies successful so now someone with some actual talent has rebooted the DC universe. His name is James Gunn, and you hate him so much it makes your pee pee sting with anger.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:11:58 PM No.212820715
>>212820680
You're not crazy, simply stupid and inferior. Evolved humans actually like what Snyder did, it is the perfect barometer for who is worthy of life and who isn't. I had to end friendships over them not liking MoS FOR FUCK'S SAKE. I am committed to art and beauty and humanity unlike you sociopathic faggots
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:12:15 PM No.212820726
>>212820647
I remember this like it was last week. My grandpa who fought in two wars saw this scene and he just said aloud

He just gonna stand there?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:12:22 PM No.212820728
>>212820589
I bet you hate Spider-Man too.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:13:17 PM No.212820753
>>212820311
MY FUARKING HERO
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:13:22 PM No.212820759
>>212820715
>I had to end friendships over them

Jesus fucking Christ. This retard actually ended friendships over Snyder's trash.

Those "friends" are far better off without you, psycho.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:13:23 PM No.212820760
>>212820714
>Yes, he turned Superman into a grimdark murderer and everyone fucking hated it because it was absolutely awful.
Audiences loved Cavill Superman you filthy liar. And he's not grimdark and he's not a murderer sans Zod, he is complex. A ingenius interpretation of Superman vs gay kiddy shit like oooh he's a good guy that loves people vs. being ambivalent about our race.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:14:24 PM No.212820792
>>212820728
BvS is far more aligned with Spider-Man 2 than Spider-Man 2 is with Gunn's Faggotman
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:14:31 PM No.212820794
>>212820311
based hopekino man
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:15:32 PM No.212820826
>>212820760
>Audiences loved Cavill Superman
No they didn't. Like, at all. That's why Snyder was fucking fired and Cavill was replaced by Corenswet. This is very basic stuff, it's not difficult to understand.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:15:45 PM No.212820833
>>212820759
I was always candid with my friend and when I called his uncle that did Gulf War tours a coward for wanting to stop during the end of MoS my bitch "friend" lost it with me. Cowards and sociopaths hate on Snyder. Fuck them all.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:16:28 PM No.212820852
>>212820333
the building is on fire
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:16:29 PM No.212820853
>>212820311
HEY ITS SUPERMAN
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:16:39 PM No.212820857
>>212820833
Dude, you ARE a sociopath.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:17:04 PM No.212820872
>>212820826
Audiences gave MoS and ZSJL positive scores on RT and even the BvS theatrical version that the studio forced out has 63%. Fuck you. You're the fringe minority here.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:17:22 PM No.212820882
>fails to save anyone
>runs away to go hiking up a mountain
what was wrong with this guy?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:17:59 PM No.212820894
>>212820792
Just kill yourself my dude.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:18:00 PM No.212820895
>>212820882
He’s Hope
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:18:09 PM No.212820903
>>212820852
Why should he care? He's a God, Snyder reinterpreted him as such. But all you can do is cry over NNOOT MUUUH SOOOOOUUUPPERFAG
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:18:35 PM No.212820910
>>212820872
Things don't become true because you say they are.

You are very stupid and I have no interest in continuing this conversation. Bye.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:18:46 PM No.212820916
>>212820218
chicken jockey?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:19:01 PM No.212820922
>>212820882
On his world he means hope
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:20:07 PM No.212820948
>>212820872
>63%
Meanwhile the current one is sitting at 93% kek. But you will say that it's paid shill just because.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:21:01 PM No.212820970
>>212820714
>identical cinemascore
>selection bias in RT score, etc because of platform changes made since 2013
You're a tiny group of spergs circle jerking over comics and cartoons. You're not "building a new Dark Knight trilogy". Your reboot is flopping just like your Troonformers reboot flopped.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:21:54 PM No.212820994
>>212819981
/thread

They don't call him MAN OF MURDER™ for nothing
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:22:24 PM No.212821005
>>212820401
>>212820188
>>212820401
>>212820589
>>212820642
>>212820715
>>212820680
>>212820792
>>212820833
Hi lads, only here to say I was shitposting the entire time and had to guys actually riled up. I'll post screencap of the (You)s. I did all this basically so I can taunt Snyderfags in future threads when I call them shitposters that are insincere because for a long time I suspected them of being shitposters due comical levels of stupidity and viciousness and pretention, so yeah, I farmed (You)s for future threads to talk shit basically. Seems like I had some of you guys going.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:23:25 PM No.212821040
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>>212821005
Proof.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:24:06 PM No.212821063
>>212820553
>He's not meant to be a psychotic mass murderer
It's so funny that you need to say this. You'd think it would just be common knowledge.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:24:51 PM No.212821085
>man of murder is aura farming
>anon is (You) farming
Based
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:25:21 PM No.212821099
>>212821063
>parents wondering in 2016 if the new SUPERMAN movie will be too scary for their young children to see
>SUPERMAN movie too scary
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:25:36 PM No.212821106
>>212820970
>You're not "building a new Dark Knight trilogy"
Cause Man of Steel definitely wasn’t riding on the coattails of the Dark Knight
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:26:50 PM No.212821142
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>>212820418
kek
I don't know why this is so funny
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:26:55 PM No.212821146
>>212821005
Oh we know, we had fun
>>212820401
Got a little obvious but you did a good job
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:27:16 PM No.212821159
Police Chief Martian Manhunter
Police Chief Martian Manhunter
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>>212821085
>GODDAMMIT MURDERMAN! You had one job! Apprehend the thief that stole a lady's bag calmly, but you screamed in rage over this and flew into the ground of the park at superspeed, causing a shockwave that killed thousands and leveled surrounding buildings before lasering a hundred people with your beams as you were aiming for the PETTY THIEF! That does it, you're off the Justice League!!
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:28:48 PM No.212821207
>>212821142
Lmao L
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:29:33 PM No.212821218
>>212821142
Reminds me of the Kevin Smith account over meeting John Peters suggesting Sean Penn for Superman
>You know what I see when I look in his eyes? The eyes of a caged animal, a killer.
>D-dude it's Superman...
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:30:19 PM No.212821242
This thread reminds me of that Kevin Smith story about Jon Peters

>Who do you see playing Superman?
>Sean Penn. He has the eyes of a FUCKING KILLER.
>Um... but dude..... it's Superman?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:30:59 PM No.212821258
>>212821159
>give Murderman non-murder assignments
>he mass murders
To be fair J'onn was a bad chief for assigning such missions, murder is in bro's name
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:31:27 PM No.212821265
>>212821218
>>212821242
Haha holy shit my thoughts exactly
Nice one
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:33:17 PM No.212821307
manofmurder
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>>212821218
>>212821242
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:33:58 PM No.212821318
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>>212819832 (OP)
As soon as the explosion started, he could have covered it with his body and directed it into the ground. People still would have died, but it’s better than nothing.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:34:22 PM No.212821328
I love man of steel just for threads like this
>STOP MY INDESTRUCTIBLE SON
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:35:12 PM No.212821344
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>>212821258
>guy steals another guy's phone
>"Hey somebody stop that guy!"
>a scream of horror is heard, the victim of the petty theft turns around. The horror stuck crowd are looking up at Murderman surveying the scene
>he screams like picrel over seeing the robbery and pursues the thief with haste
>divebombs into the ground as superspeed
>the shockwave kills thousands
>the thief is a car speeding away, not for fear of detainment over his petty crime but for his life
>Murderman screams again like pic rel and begins lasering
>skyscrapers collapsing everywhere
>eventually rips the thief out of the car and slams him through multiple buildings - the thief is reduce to paste and at least 30 people died during his wall slamming through buildings
>millions in damage, 345 deaths, non-fatal injuries still counting
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:35:23 PM No.212821347
>>212821318
>holy shit Superman just squished that cripple
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:35:38 PM No.212821356
>>212821307
Truth, justice and MASS MURDER
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:36:25 PM No.212821374
>>212821344
>345
Oh sorry I guess I forgot two extra digits. Maybe three.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:37:11 PM No.212821394
>>212821328
>Should have let those fuckers drown
>I miss you my sociopathic father
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:37:37 PM No.212821402
>>212820726
sounds like gramps is senile. sorry to hear that.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:37:57 PM No.212821414
>>212821356
>Superman wears black suit when resurrected
>wears the normal suit when he turns evil for Darkseid
Lol, what? So weird. You'd think in Zack's convoluted JL plan he'd maintain black suit including in the evil bad future but return to blue and red before the final battle
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:38:20 PM No.212821429
>>212820714
>so now someone with some actual talent has rebooted the DC universe. His name is James Gunn, and you hate him so much it makes your pee pee sting with anger.
And there it is, the only reason this thread was created. Shills, the lot of you.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:38:49 PM No.212821439
Superman
Superman
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>>212820369
>>212820401
>>212820418
Classic
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:41:07 PM No.212821502
>>212821307
Reminder that the original costume he wore in those scenes was the classic blue red and yellow and Snyder, for some reason, decided to digitally paint it black for the Snyder cut
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:41:31 PM No.212821511
>>212821429
Snyder doesn’t need shills cause he doesn’t have movies that the box office tracks

Lmao El
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:41:53 PM No.212821519
>>212821307
>"Wow golly, thanks for saving my kitty, mister" says little Susan as Murderman returns her cat Rosy to her, who was stuck in a treat
>Murderman glares coldly at Susan
>"We have an issue with pet overpopulation, you should euthanize the cat" he says
>"P-pardon, mister??"
>"I can do it myself" Murderman says as his eyes turn red
>"Hold still now, I'd rather burn off one of your arms rather than both"
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:42:53 PM No.212821542
>>212821511
>Lmao El
Kek
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:42:55 PM No.212821543
>>212821519
God bless you Murderman!
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:44:26 PM No.212821590
>>212820826
>That's why Snyder was fucking fired and Cavill was replaced
Surely all the godawful DCEU movies that came out since BvS had nothing to do with it.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:45:13 PM No.212821615
>>212821502
Because he used the death of superman storyline and thought black suit is cool as shit.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:46:01 PM No.212821634
>>212821590
>although Snyder's movies were bad, it was these OTHER bad movies that got Snyder fired

weird cope but ok
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:46:16 PM No.212821642
>>212821543
>Murderman! Rex Ruthless has just unleashed a bioweapon! Thousand may get infected and die!
>Sometimes the forest must burn for new growth to occur
*flies away, jumping off from the floor so aggressively another shockwave takes place. 127 dead*
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:47:15 PM No.212821676
>>212821511
=>reddit.com
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:47:37 PM No.212821684
Gunn lost
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:47:57 PM No.212821696
zacksnyder_1
zacksnyder_1
md5: 4125e08e9da5579e89f131593ee396ca🔍
>get a chance to adapt some of the most famous characters ever to a wider audience
>decides to make them subversions instead of adapting the actual characters
Genuinely what was he thinking?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:49:46 PM No.212821735
>>212821696
He wanted another Watchmen
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:50:39 PM No.212821756
>>212821634
This universe was rebooted because most of it's movies were fucking trash, you stupid cunt. What's so hard to understand?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:51:36 PM No.212821785
>>212821590
Both WW & Aquaman outperformed Zack's trilogy. Pretty sure DC wanted to kill DCEU the moment BvS flops.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:53:13 PM No.212821829
>>212821756
Also, Snyder would not have been ousted if there wasn't a serious problem. Like call him le genius all you want, clearly there was a fucking issue with audience polarization if not outright dislike and this reflected in the BO, cause Batman v Superman should have made over a billion by all rights
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:56:43 PM No.212821939
>>212821829
It could’ve but it’s also somewhat overzealous. That was the second DCEU film. The MCU didn’t make its first billion dollar product til Avengers. WB had no idea how to measure success.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:58:15 PM No.212821987
>>212821543
>God isn't dead... not until he's met me.
>flies forward parallel to the ground at superspeed
>203 dead by the time he decides to start flying up towards the sky
>bursts through office floors in skyscrapers that were in his way
>72 dead
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:59:28 PM No.212822025
>>212821939
It's Batman vs. Superman, anon. That counts for a lot and those bad reviews hurt the movie from making a billion, unlike Civil War or even something like Joker
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:02:57 PM No.212822122
>>212822025
Based on what though. Superman isn’t a historically big box office achiever and it’s a fresh iteration of Batman. If anything Justice League should be the billion dollar maker especially with WW helping the build up.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:02:59 PM No.212822124
>>212821939
It's not just the second DCEU movie. It's THE Batman & Superman movie using the dark knight returns story line (and death of superman). All Snyder has to do is make a passable movie with good action and it will reach over a billion easily since it has one the best opening weekend out there.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:04:22 PM No.212822161
>>212821987
>Murderman marches into a cafe
>"Heard you gave Ms. Lane a bad coffee today, too bitter"
>"Oh sorry sir" says the 16 year old Bill, work part time during High School
>"It's my first day, I screwed up cause I haven't really got the hang of it, I can give you a coupon to take to he-- AARRRGHGHGHG!!"
>Murderman has used freeze breath to freeze both of Bill's hands, then slams down on them with his fists, shattering them
>"Baristaman is dead, bury it. Consider this mercy"
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:10:33 PM No.212822361
>>212822161
>"I'm keeping my eye on you, Lex. Oh whoops, how clumsy. I just dropped this files, of when we raided Brainiac's archives last year and got information on his alien scientific experiments. Genetically engineered monsters"
>"...Okay" says Lex
>"Boy Lex, it would sure be a shame if you looked over these files and learned from them with your photographic memory to then replicate the results and unleash one of these alien abominations on a city. They'd kill so many people and the collateral damage I'd cause in stopping them would be huge! A couple of skyscrapers, maybe several. Thousands dead!"
>"..."
>"BUT good thing I'm not gonna let you read the file! I'm taking if with me... after I take a fly around the city. Peaceful night sky. I'll be back in one hour. DON'T read that file now, Lex!"
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:12:11 PM No.212822413
>gunnfags throwing a hissyfit because their lord and savior didn’t outgross snyderslop
It’s hilarious. Gunn had literally everything going for him. They said GoTG3 was living proof capeshit fatigue wasn’t a thing. All that just to end up making his usual slop. And now you see fags coming up with all sorts of explanation bs except admitting the movie itself being at fault.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:37:01 PM No.212823274
1676508659422809
1676508659422809
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>>212819938
he was waiting for everyone to die because he shidded his pants and didn't want any witnesses
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:41:47 PM No.212823452
>>212820190
>try to look like an autistic retard
>HARDER
>PERFECT, Superman The Man Of Inaction!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:42:42 PM No.212823489
bowling
bowling
md5: 501a9237bc882125b47596b637eb1516🔍
Am I supposed to remember what scene this is, lol? Everyone's talking like they know exactly what's going on.
>all those people died and he's just standing there
Don't remember a scene like that at all. Maybe I didn't see all of them though. I don't think I finished the one with the robot nigga with the lame red CGI eye.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:43:44 PM No.212823530
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henry cavill school of acting_thumb.jpg
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>>212820190
He really is. Not as bad as Gal Gadot though, but still.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:43:47 PM No.212823532
>>212819938
>>212819981
>>212820001
>>212820008
Dumb Ass Sonsofabitches

He didn't have BULLET TIME
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:45:32 PM No.212823612
>>212820190
Eat shit, faggot! Snyder Superman best Superman.


>>212820233
He didn't have bullet time. Like this guy said, it'd be like catching them with a hyper sonic missile.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:46:33 PM No.212823653
>>212820257
Yup, moving fast isn't the answer. Bullet time is.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:47:33 PM No.212823690
>>212820304
Same reason he couldn't save his father He didn't have Bullet time.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:48:34 PM No.212823727
>>212820589
That and Snyder Superman didn't have Bullet time.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:50:09 PM No.212823782
>>212823489
It's court house scene
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:52:07 PM No.212823865
Screenshot_20250717-145118
Screenshot_20250717-145118
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>>212820714
In Superman 2, Superman Pulverized Zod's hand, tossed him 100 feet away into a wall of ice breaking his back and ribs, and then smirked as he fell to his Death.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:55:46 PM No.212823991
>>212821696
For you to seethe eternally.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:55:53 PM No.212823996
Screenshot_20250709-061836
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>>212821696
>Actual characters

You're a Dumb Ass!