Thread 212820262

I dont think sam knew it but Harland is pound for pound even crazier than sam

>>212820262 (OP)
>>BE A GOOD HUMAN
i think this message just got into Sam Hyde nerves

Harland Williams: a-choo-choo kazoo Mr. Sam and the clam jam band, I heard you flew in from New Jersey - are your arms tired?

Sam Hyde: ARE YOU A JEWISH, AH GEEZ MY BACK *trt tard rage*

>>212820315
I've done that before. I really did mean it as a joke.

>>212820412
No one thought it was funny, kevin

>>212820361
>did you know jews eat kids? It's a Kabbalah ritual.
>Kabbalah? That's a little too spicy for me to eat phew
It's hilarious that it just takes a bold man making Paffy Taffy jokes to completely body Sammy.

>have you ever been raped? You look like you have
this is supreme kino

>>212820455
Well it made ME laugh. It also made me unemployed.

Harland is safe edgy, reddit style

>>212820598
sam is 2016 edgy, /pol/ack style.

>>212820262 (OP)
All Hyde needed to do was say, "Yeah I was raped. BY YOUR MOM!!!"

and he would've saved his reputation. But he's never really been funny, let alone quick witted. I just follow him for the antisemitism.

>>212820315
On top of the weed induced strange feeling there's something more..deeper...something almost...

>>212820628
Yeah if you remember on one of his streams where someone had made a puppet of him, he really can't take jokes about himself. He basically got really serious and up-tight about the whole thing and we never saw the puppet again

>>212820628
Or told a funny story. Notice how Sam’s response was just “huh uhhh” and then he flips the question on Harland. Harland being an actual comedian then makes up a funny story about him practicing his rollerblading in tight shorts in a parking lot at 2 AM. I’m not a Harland fan really, but this just showcases the difference between an actual comedian and a failure hack that just has a cult of incels that cream themselves whenever he says the name of a race loudly.

>>212820686
I remember chat liking the puppet too

>>212820598
And yet Sam couldn't best him.

>>212820315
Fight or flight.

>>212820761
What's even worse is when Sam and Nick both have a knee jerk reaction about pedo priests and try to shut down the joke like triggered redditors.

Harland's LOL SO RANDUMB XD word salad is dated, but coming at it with hostility is the wrong move. He's a boomer with outdated jokes, so just play along for the camera.

>>212820315
>tfw watching last night's rachel stream

>>212820761
>Harland being an actual comedian then makes up a funny story about him practicing his rollerblading in tight shorts in a parking lot at 2 AM
the story itself isn't funny, at all. harland is determined to get to a point in the conversation to push sam's buttons, he looked for multiple avenues to get to catholic priests because he dislikes sam and probably saw some of his talk about christianity.
that's what improv is about, not pure lul so randum but using the randomness to get to something poignant.

>>212820315
I love realistic panic attacks in movies.

>>212820262 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>212820966
Genuinely disheartening how many fell victim to the Christcuck grift. I can't even be mad about it after how overzealously "give your child's butthole to the Jewish LGBTQ Mexican Muslim trannies" the world has become, thinking buying a Bible and not even reading it was some kind of glorious counter-attack to that whole culture, but they got so caught up in it that fight that they either forgot or didn't realize they only ended up finding sanctuary in another "give your child's butthole to the..." community

This seems somewhat similar the confrontation techniques scientologists use.

https://youtu.be/bm1gvNQtYJQ

SAMSISTAS GET THE HECK IN HERE WE NEED BACK UP

>>212820262 (OP)
the entire promo podcast tour he did was a disaster, besides maybe the Matan one, but people will remember this, because gorilla nest table flip

he dropped spaghetti in every single interview and just looked unhinged
his corny "we're on a mission from God" line getting laughs from the black grifter twins and even his own employee, the whole race argument with the lisping MMA retard he himself brought on

Sam is running dangerously low on clout (and money) again

>>212820292
Harland did everything he could to get under his skin.

>>212820262 (OP)
>Me watching both of these hacks try to outdate each other with their tired shticks

>>212820262 (OP)
Funny how in one of the PGL vids he talked about how an appearance on a podcast like Matans can completely ruin your career. Subtle foreshadowing I suppose

>>212820315
Imagine witnessing both of your "careers" dying right in front of you

I think this board is starting to view Sam as more of a lolcow than a comedian. There are more threads about this than there are about World Peace season 2. The idea of analyzing in-detail an instance of someone spazzing in public is very lolcow type discussion.

>>212821014
He’s also getting catholic priests because ya know there was a huge scandal where it turned out loads of them were rapping children and it was being covered up. And yes I’m a Catholic and believe in God, these are still facts.

>>212820598
>le reddit vs 4chan epin internet battle
No, he's boomer humor. Better than both.

>>212821540
sounds familiar

GET IN WITH ME I'M TOTALLY NUTS!

>>212820262 (OP)
Sam could literally save face and smooth all this over simply by publicly apologizing to Harland Williams, telling him the sperg out happened because he sincerely has no idea how to make a gorilla nest, and in an insecure panic he destroyed the set to avoid having his fans learn this about him. Confess he has a lot of soul searching to do, then offer to pay for the damages. It sounds silly, but that's legit the best way to own it.

>>212821662
why are you zoomers so histrionic? all he did was slowly tip over a desk

>>212821580
He shouldn't have became a christcuck sperg. Cramming jeet and jew jokes into every other sentence gets old too.

>>212821580
He is a lolcow and his final capitulation is happening in real time between shit like this and fishtank getting cancelled due to their house being condemned and now he has actual legal issues to deal with. This dude has always been a nigger and to watch everything start to collapse around him and him struggle with it appeals heavily to schadenfreude.

>>212821662
The fuck are you talking about whos idea do you think it was?

>>212820905
Is this Nat realising every man in the room has fapped to her?

>>212821703
God I hope that poster gets zoomer cancer and dies.

>>212821540
And what's the problem? Is it only valid when the little christcuck gorilla rape victim does it?

>>212821580
well he isn’t capable of being funny especially when somebody isn’t some pussy who gets intimidate by his roid rage bits

>>212820469
>”Do you know what a goy is?”
>”A fish in a pond in Japan.”

That genuinely got a chuckle out of me.

>>212821523
Why does he keep doing this schtick where he brings on a fleet of mongoloids as like back up singers?

>>212820262 (OP)
Is spamming this shit all you do all day? You should consider suicide. Just imagine how easy it would be.

>>212821582
Exactly. Plus Sam isn't even a Catholic. I mean he's not even really a Christian but they point to the pedo priest scandal as proof that the Church is satanic. He's has no clue what he's on about.

>>212821014
The part where he did 6, 7, 8 passes around a van in the middle of a parking lot at 2am was kind of funny. The priest thing was a little low-hanging fruit though.

>>212820262 (OP)
Oh he made a joke about priests molesting kids HAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S SUCH AN UNHINGED WACKY MADMAN SOMEBODY STOP HIM fuck off, kike.

>>212820361
this whole thing makes me believe sam actually acts and thinks like the mental retards who give him money

>>212820315
>PANIC

>>212821870
chill sam

>>212821580
kiwiniggers can't help themselves they always need a new lolcow. they are spiteful creatures that can only find joy in forcing someone into public suffering.

>>212821870
made you seethe kek

>>212820598
You go to any MDE, uh, community, and Sam Hyde's humor is safe edgy in that context.

>>212821582
Canadians are intrinsically insufferably gay in a way exceeding a posh British person. Harlan's Charls type unhinged humor + lolsorandumb on top of this dynamic was biund to create Jane Goodall self-defense scenarios even before adding opposition research by the host for plausibly deniable hitjob MRKYultra trigger phrases. The funniest thing deeply closeted Irish-German stunt artist guy Candy Assman can do now is get TBI'd by Hasan. It's over.

why doesn't he simply tell funny jokes?

>>212821938
Cows do it to themselves. Nobody has to put all their shit out there for the world to see.

>>212821711
>Cramming
kek, it's kino!

>>212821790
>BWC

If you trim bits off, the beasts of the field will tend to be bigger. Charls is the onky one that showed up ready to rock.

>>212821580
>>212821711
More than anything he shouldn't have tried to become a serious pundit commenter guru.

ive seen people imply that ripe and tight was a reference to marky. is that a huge stretch or did he ever specifically say ripe and tight in reference to women / marky

>>212821946
The rise of Wasrael hate is making you seethe kek

>>212822026
>dude charls is hilarious
thats interesting, baldanders. Its all about mirth

>>212821878
>You've biofreezed me before, remember?

>>212820315
watching all that money and opportunity go straight down the drain

>>212822037
It wasn’t but you can tell Sam was on edge and schizophrenically took everything as a personal jab

>>212821870
>my pedophiles are better than your pedophiles

Sam has molested kids, FYI, so anything he says on these issues is irrelevant.

>>212822050
>>212822026
charls is a schizo who believes everything he reads if it's not what normal people believe

>>212821582
there are 1.3 billion catholics, i know about the scandal, but it's just wielded as a weapon by people who cry blood libel.
the key isn't to laugh along but more about how you return the favor, it has to be sly to be funny.

>>212821938
Nobody chooses who becomes lolcows, they just happen. lolcows are cows you milk lulz out of. You don't make a cow out of thin air, it's birthed. If Sam Hyde doesn't want to be treated like a lolcow, he should stop acting like one.

Get off the internet for at least a full year, Sam.

>>212821938
>forcing someone into public suffering.

Literally Fishtank, you dumb faggot

>>212820262 (OP)
Wait all of this is because of Harland Williams?

>>212822045
nah, but nice cope you earned the brought up jews again award

>>212822085
>there are 1.3 billion catholics
And most of them live in africa lol

sam wouldve embarassed himself on opie and anthony kek

>>212822116
Sam got his chicken gorilla sticks fried by Harland "Sanders" Williams

>>212822152
Imagine getting out funnies by opie

>>212822037
nah, it's saying he's a downlow nigga

>>212821986
no one would know anything about these irrelevant nobodies if you niggers weren't constantly spamming the board every time they sneeze.

>>212821771
I deserve to die of zoomer cancer because I gave good Jewish PR advice? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU FR

It's a nest for negroids to sleep on. Give me a Comedy Central special.

>>212821471
90% of "white" "people" are not really white and not really people
there is essentially an infinite number of subhumans that can be herded to any grift or scam.

You need to adapt to reality and realize that it doesn't matter.
Their existence is illusory. They aren't real.
Their ties to the physical world are tenuous, and can be broken with little force.

A little chaos would result in ALL of them dying forever.
Their existence is hyper-leveraged on all of their consumer addictions, and if you take away any of it they start to collapse.

Wake up, little retard.
If you don't kill them they will kill you, because they hate that you don't fall for the same lies.
It's a sign you have something they don't.
It's just a matter of time until the next grift they fall for involves killing you.

>>212820315

For some reason, this reminds me of Step Brothers, when they crash the boat in the music video and the stepdad recoils in horror

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j849cNSbVGo

>>212822152
Fuuuuuck, dude would fucking crumble if he had to sit with Patrice. He would've been fucking relentless, and he couldn't have been physically intimidated. Patrice O'Neal was too good for our world

>>212822204
they can’t kill me, I’m a shut in

>>212822173
>4chan wouldn't know about Sam Hyde if it wasn't for kiwifarms
Holy newfag. He spams himself you fuckin dolt.

>>212822037
It's a huge stretch. Boomer comedians don't care about obscure internet drama. The Markyposters are mentally ill. I don't know who they are but I assume it's aging millennial bitter feminist cat ladies, at least that's what they sound like. Hopefully they were raped by Sam themselves because it would justify their level of obsession, otherwise it would be very pathetic.

>>212822083
no, he simply doesn't care or have any logical processing
he's simply a golem that combs the internet for content to amplify so he can get more attention

that is how his masters programmed him

>>212820262 (OP)
>asks sam a question
>sam answers
>sam asks same question back
>this guy starts deflecting or points to the mic while looking at damiel
this is the worst type of person, he wants you to divulge information then dances around anything that asks the same in return. And if you come to not answer any questions then the whole thing is just useless semantic nothings.

there's nothing to take away from either of them

>>212822232
this comes off as satire of a patrice fan kek

>>212821960
wordslop

>>212822081
a 16 year old attention whore e-thot isn't a kid, zoomaloom.

>>212822291
>asking a comedian serious questions about kikes on his own comedy podcast
sam is autistic

>>212822248
you'll be tracked down for your internet posting history etc. and because that makes you a credible threat to society and you need mental health treatment.

This already exists in some forms, look at civil commitments and red flag laws. We're about 5-10 years, or one crisis, away from you going into a camp because of the content you consume

>>212820361
the lines for this guy are accurate - this is like the most unqualified radio host who isn't there to host a show, he's the liveliest dead air ever. Everything he says is miraculously dead air

>>212822315
>a teenager isn't a kid

t. tranny groomer

I genuinely think Sam got flustered because he wasn't sure if gorilla nests are something distinct and well-known to most people and he would look like an idiot for getting it wrong.

>>212822343
Are you having a stroke?

>>212822328
At one point sam answers truthfully and this person just can't be honest in return.

>>212822273
> it's aging millennial bitter feminist cat ladies, at least that's what they sound like
this probably but some are doing it just to bait a reaction, I just think Sam sucks at comedy and needs to get a new bit because the chimp out sucks, learn how to be talk and be funny

>>212822037
he primed him with it even before the podcast to make him uncomfortable. safe to say harland's crew told him. it really only takes cursory research to find out about marky.

>>212821475
You will never be a real Christian

>>212822337
true but I’ll just kill myself or go try and rape and kill as many people as possible before they get me

>>212822377
yea dude lets get serious about the jewish problem on a comedy podcast

>>212822377
>honest

what are you, joe rogan? shut up weepy bitch

>>212822417
kek this, at least have something funny to say about it, also he didn’t bring it up on that shitty LoS because it has two jew hosts that would’ve embarrassed him

>>212822396
Not meant for >>212821475
For >>212822204

>>212820262 (OP)
…i-i’m a w-war daddy
>audience explodes in laughter

>>212820262 (OP)
Had Sam came alone it might have went better. Harland used their philippino boy toy against them.

>>212822708
Cunnilingus county has been up against it for many years. Um.. it’s the uhh.. these internment camps where they keep the uhh…
>snickers to himself

>>212820315
actually accurate

>>212820972
That disconnect definitely fostered a lot of tension. Watching the Nick Mullen episode it seems like part of the reason they got on so well is because Nick gets all of Harland's references to boomer shit, and probably even charmed to be able to talk about them and vice versa.

It was kino. Like an old renaissance painting.

>>212820262 (OP)
>gorilla nest? I am a gorilla now
What's the joke?

>>212822940
Is this edited? There’s no way nick’s face was that red. He looks like a fucking red man!

>>212820315
Holy shit. I've never seen him act like that on camera. I'm genuinely frightened by this dude's reaction lmao

>>212820262 (OP)
>uhh, uhh, hey there macaroni mouth... wanna suck on a radish? i heard it cures glaucoma *does bad Emo Philips impersonation*
>AYO NIGGA, FUCK THIS DESK
lol yeah i'm thinking Harland won't try that shit again lmao

Idubbbz won
Sam lost

>>212820315
FILM ME NICK! FILM ME ASSAULTING THIS TIGHT AND RIPE PUSSY IN THIS GORILLA NEST! I BELIEVE IN JESUS AND AM A CHRISTIAN!

>>212820628
americans don't know how to banter, is in their blood

>>212822843
Ummm yeah like the God of old like the redeemer uhhh y'know Adam and the rib or the apple or whatever ummm his son was uhh sent like yeah I believe that

>>212822955
gorilla is a slur used for blacks and blacks have a tendency to lash out in violence

>>212823015
they both lost

>>212820262 (OP)
sam can only appeal to zoomers his tricks don't work on anyone whose been around.

>>212822955
discord trannies are desperately trying to turn this into an L for Sam

>>212822940
Was Nick's face edited to be that lovely shade of pink?

>>212823043
The unemployed won

>>212822997
>uhh, uhh, hey there macaroni mouth... wanna suck on a radish? i heard it cures glaucoma *does bad Emo Philips impersonation
That's funnier than anything sam made or said

>>212823069
it's called alcoholism

>>212820262 (OP)
passive aggressive > ironic insecurity/overcompensation

>>212822273
No millenial bitter cat ladies know who the fuck sam hyde is. Everyone in this thread is either an orbiter or a bitter ex fan pissed off at 10 years of self aggrandizing from a guy whose claim to fame is iphone mirror videos.

>>212822708
>pulls on shirt and rubs arms self-soothingly.
>gee thanks Sam for placing me directly next to this adversarial comedian for the duration of the show

Nick's going live today. Can't wait to hear his side of the story.

>>212823081
Harland Williams fans, everyone

>>212823164
comments and superchats are gonna be wild

>>212823164
link?

>>212823164
He's either going to act like nothing happened and we're weird for thinking about it or that it was a bit. These guys don't have a sincere bone in their body.

>>212823168
thinking Sam is a dumb faggot doesn't make you a Harland fan. Sam's shills aren't doing themselves favours by making this some comparison between the two.

>>212823168
Harland Williams fans WON

>>212822940
bro is turning purple that shit is crazy

>>212823236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi8P9Kho8ZQ

>why don't you squat 200 pounds below parallel
HAHAHAHA GENIUS!
>lets do a gorilla's nest
YOOO WTFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>212822940
What was going through Sam's head at this point? What's his rationale?

>>212823164
Bet he blames his reaction on being high.

>>212823203
The poor guy is gonna get vietnam flashbacks and start clenching his desk with a 1,000 yard stare

>>212823282
He fucking chimped out dude.

>impotently smashes up your set
>sincerely expects you to come to your show
lmao even

>>212820262 (OP)
Dude made Sam's crew seem like retarded children.

>>212823409
He probably did. What else do you think the old boomer has going on?

>>212823398
>going gorillas
What does that even mean?

>>212822940
This is how Sam imagined it in his head

>>212823443
Going on Rogan and Kill Tony. Shit Sam won't ever do even though he desperately wants to.

Eric nick charls and alex are being held hostage lmfao

>>212823443
a family

>>212823497
Rogan got fucked with by Harland too though. Maybe they could bond over that.

Why are people trying to turn this into something big? This is Harland's whole thing, he pisses his guest off and they flip out, that's the joke every time. Is flipping a desk over "too far"?

>>212823409
he tipped over a desk, it's not some heinous crime of mass destruction.
harland just didn't like sam.

>>212820412
What did the police say?

>>212823560
Sam not being funny

>>212821580
>starting

He's been a certified lolcow since 2016. Most newfags are just now noticing.

>>212821938
Have you ever been on kiwifarms? You don’t need an account the lurk there. I can tell you from everything I’ve seen they just dedicate themselves to cataloguing and talking shit in their little forum. It’s very feminine and gay, but they’re not making retards like Sam exhaust himself on camera trying to manhandle a 62 year old comedian for making wacky jokes and not taking him seriously.

>>212823515
Is this a dig at Sam's lifestyle choice? Having people depend on you for money, to not question you or even feel safe to publicly criticise you is also kind of like a family. Families come in all shapes and sizes. Damiel is a good boy.

>>212821938
>spiteful creatures that can only find joy in forcing someone into public suffering

>>212823621
this
I don’t give a shot about trannyfarms

>>212823617
>Sam not being funny

>>212820262 (OP)
I have no idea what this is about and been seeing it for days. Can I have context on what is going on here?

>>212821580
Alt right is moving into cringe territory. Trump is a bust. Rogan sphere is collapsing. Sam Hyde is showing himself as mostly talentless. Looking back at 2016 memes is getting increasingly embarrassing. 4chan will find itself leaning mostly left again in the next few years. Won’t go woke, but a new left will rise up that isn’t woke either.

>>212823282
>I don’t get any of Harland’s jokes..
>is he messing with me?
>I can’t let him disrespect damiel like that
>what do I do?
>when I flipped the desk on Matans show people loved it
>that’s it! I’ll flip Harland’s desk. The ghost of kyiev strikes again!

>>212823745
>>I can’t let him disrespect damiel like that
Too kind and loyal.

>>212823409
>bad podcast host fails to make a connection with his guest
>guest extends olive branch anyways in show of humility
yeah, Harland just showed his true colors there. even if you don't think Sam was funny on the show at the end of the day it was all just in good for him, which was proven by his genuine offering to have him come to their show.

>>212823715
You're right I don't like Joe Rogan so I love brown people now.

>>212823715
You lost, tranny lol

>>212823715
I’m already switching to left, the Israel shit is a huge disappointment. Elon is a fag, Peter thiel and jd Vance are fags. “Conservativism” just means pro Zionist at this point. Fuck all that shit.

>>212823715
depends what you mean by left. the big issue the left has usually is that they deny group differences.
that genie isn't going back into the bottle.

>>212823534
>Rogan: I've known you for 30 years
>H: Actually 31, we met at Baskin Robbins
>Rogan: Really? Did we meet as Baskin Robbins?
fucking kek

>>212823745
You're right Harland had it coming for disrespecting Fishlips Warfucker like that.

>>212823780
Do you think nick and Erick had the same thoughts when nick told Harlan near the end of the podcast “hey me and Erick will fix this we’re good for this” after his panic attack and hypertensive episode?

>>212823560
>This is Harland's whole thing, he pisses his guest off and they flip out
No? Watch any other episode, it's just dumb improv and shooting the shit. He'll throw a playful dig here and there, but since he usually gets actual comedians, they don't flip out.

>>212820262 (OP)
I’ve been in this same situation a million times and there’s nothing sweeter (being Harland). You say something reasonable like maybe “women don’t deserve to be raped”, a mongoloid caveman overhears it and thinks it’s troll time…

Only to discover that it is they who have been trolled by a master edgelord who knows how to bait.

Every chud has this built-in assumption that leftists won’t fuck with them and it opens the door.

>>212823745
>bad comedian only has one gear and can't adapt to different situations
>he alienates his guest who then holds the mirror back up to him by being as foolish and absurd as he is
yep, you obviously just didn't get it. maybe just lurk in these threads for awhile

>>212823851
Damiel’s inability to think on his feet is baffling. Harland gave him several chances to redeem himself he could’ve literally said anything and I would’ve been funnier than him shrugging and just going
>uhh I’m just here, I don’t really have anything to say…
Painful to watch

>>212823881
did everyone clap?

>>212823852
Nick's doing a live show on YT tonight, why don't ask him?

>>212823871
They facetiously flip out at his ribbing, including physical stuff sometimes. So I'll ask again, is flipping a table and manhandling him taking that bit too far? I think it's in line and I thought the episode was very funny. It'll probably become his most viewed cast.

>>212823715
You're right. It's time to give up my deep seated 15 year commitment to racial hatred and thousands of hours spent ramifying my belief in race differences in IQ and crime statistics and the Jewish world conspiracy because Joe Rogan turned 61. What will the next TikTok trend be I wonder. Maybe I'll be into mermaids next.

>>212823852
Did they really say that? I rewatched the ending and couldn’t hear them saying anything

>>212823923
Bamiel was in full bummy busting form on that podcast. Nutshacked to high heaven.

>>212823829
Anon, you're not allowed to be upset with dual citizen Zionists in positions of influence. Keep consuming their entertainment slop, at least try to be conditioned by the progressive messaging and ultimately be ready when the draft comes. It's imperative for America's interests that you defend the Chosen People, their control over everything they provide to you, and their holy land if needs must. Don't be disheartened.

>>212823829
>I'll support flooding country with browns
>I'll support kids getting genitals cut off
>I'll support destroying the economy
>because da jews
lmao pathetic. But we all know you didn't vote right or didn't vote at all

>>212823871
>No? Watch any other episode, it's just dumb improv and shooting the shit
no, it's Harland doing dumb improv and making the guest feel uncomfortable. most comedians are just too pussy to fuck with him back like Sam did. Sam probably got so many thank you DMs from other comedians for finally putting Harland in his place

>>212823923
>I-I'm uhh a uhh war daddy
That killed. You're obviously just a tranny reddit boomer fag from discord.

>>212823900
Lmao shut up bitch

>>212823715
I don't think 4chan will go left, but you can already see on /pol/ that pretty much everyone hates Trump now. They don't like democrats either, but most people who aren't totally clueless have realized that Trump is just another zogbot

>>212823970
It’s spoken in a low whisper when he’s sitting next to nick after getting fag handled by sam. Don’t have the time stamp on me but he did say it, looked pretty remorseful too.

>>212824007
get Harland's cock out of your mouth first, faggot

>>212823282
Sam is extremely afraid and paranoid about getting "punked on", a fear that was probably ballooned with the Idubbz incident, that basically legitimised his feelings.
So now, on Harland's show, he feels "punked on". But instead of him having control and it being on his turf, it's now on someone else's show without him to control what's shown or how it's shown. Also Harland is just a lot quicker than him, so he rhetorically outmanoeuvres Sam's attempts at getting control or getting a reaction out of him.
So, with him calling him an ape and hitting on his insecurities, Sam resorts to physical violence to get control and reverse the humiliation. It doesn't work, though.

>>212823923
Nah he had some great lines, but I agree they overdid it a bit.

>>212824047
>Charlssuckinghisowndick.gif

>>212823961
Anon, you can believe in genetic determinism without the facade of being a based schizocel for Christ.

>>212823990
>I'll support flooding country with browns
>I'll support destroying the economy
Trump is doing both of these.

>>212824078
lmao you watch that shit?

>>212823990
You’re naive if you think voting matters and even stupider if you think there’s any difference between the choices in representatives we’re given.

>>212823951
Sam couldn’t hang, it’s okay big guy he’s more of a back room kinda guy anyway

>>212824063
I don't think Sam is insecure about being a human ogre hybrid but keep psychologizing brother. Other Gen Xers eat that shit up. Put that youngster in his place.

>>212824131
Notice I didnt post the gif.

>>212821580
hyde has been a lolcow for years now, since he couldn't cut it on [AS] anymore and started putting out slop from his garage

>>212823715
>Looking back at 2016 memes is getting increasingly embarrassing.
You don't fucking say? Youmean Leafy wasn't funny? You mean Filthy Frank was cringe besides 1 or 2 songs? You mean that The Nutshack and We Are Number 1 were painfully unfunny spammed shit?

Fucking faggot-ass, roodypoo zoomer

>>212824072
>Nah he had some great lines
such as?

>>212824141
Nah if anything I was surprised Harland cut the promos. Unless that's just part of the joke it's kind of a hurt pussy move.

>>212824047
There are many more old mde fans circa 2010 who are sick of Sam’s shtick than there are Harland fans trying to “spin” this. There’s nothing to spin. The look on Sam’s crew’s faces is all you need to look at to know this wasn’t just a normal bit and Sam got embarrassed by a boomer leaf

Sam trying to be super serious about le (((them))) and being effortlessly shut down was so embarrassing. Brutal mogging.

>>212823702
no

>>212820262 (OP)
Come home, Hyde man

>>212824207
Yea that was a funny bit, Sam can’t riff or be funny on the spot (he can barely do it as writer either) sorry you got suckered in by just saying edgy shit and seething

>>212824063
>so he rhetorically outmanoeuvres
>uhhhh, the candy cane rain drop man is visiting later, he says we can get a good deal on welcome mats. you wanna invest in some welcome mats with me, Sam? we can sell em door to door with apple pie, macaroni head
uh, *clears throat* yeah. Harland is... a genius. yep, total genious...

>>212822843
The table flip was right after this. Sam realized he had nothing funny at all to say. Not to mention his crew was laughing behind his back at every single Harland quip LOL

*ahem*.. gorilla nest...

>>212824047
>>212823990
>>212823900
>>212823780
this guy…baka

>>212824208
>There are many more old mde fans circa 2010
sure, bro

*ahem* wardaddy rabbis

>>212823270
lol what is prompt style?

>>212824289
Markyfags just found a new catchphrase

>>212820262 (OP)
I don't watch zoomslop, but I'd find it hard to believe it wasn't a Sacha Baron Cohen and Eminem, Chris Rock and Will Smith type stunt. I don't think you'd really get away with telling another man "you look like a raped little bitch" or whatever the fuck he said without either knowing him very well and it being some sort of inside joke (or you know, you're cutting a ringside promo) or there being instantaneous and severe violence. Sam Hyde is occasionally funny but he's not actually a "good comedian" and is an insecure sperg so I'm sure some of the "act" is a double bluff meta-ironic shield

>>212824193
I thought everything he was saying towards the start was good and when it ran out steam (just shrugging his shoulders being like I don't know man) a table got flipped.

>>212824271
No, Harland is an aging and almost now obscure comedian way past his glory days of being friends with norm McDonald and starring in D tier Hollywood comedies. That makes this mogging even more embarrassing for sam. He’s made his nest, and unfortunately for the more talented members of mde they have to lie in it too

>>212824334
I just said "turn this into a renaissance painting".

>>212823702
Sam Hyde went on Harland Williams's podcast and wrecked the set. Hyde's fans are saying it was an act and people who dislike him are saying it was a meltdown that will surely make him irrelevant once and for all.

>>212824363
a man asks you to build a nest, so you build a nest. and now you're the bad guy?

>>212824345
seethe

>>212824271
And yet this gentle ribbing caused Sam to short-circuit. No counter except to whine that Harland wasn’t being serious

>>212823990
>we all
>we
wrong again shlomo, you're neither the majority or invisible anymore. the old tricks are failing. tick tock.

>>212824363
yeah, he tried at first and immediately ran out of steam and his pinoy boy slave couldn’t carry him so he gave up

>>212824426
>AYO NIGGA, FUCK THIS DESK
lmao

>>212820315
knew a fella who came in the host's clean laundry hamper at a house party as a joke

>>212821471
The entire Christian religion was the original "give your child's butthole to some gay Jew in a dress" but for "normal" people ("big A" Atheism and "trust the scientism" is basically the same for "wow fuck you mom I'm dying my hair pink" "rebels")

>>212824411
lol he can't even deny it

Harland is pretty jacked for a 60 year old

>>212820262 (OP)
this was great. i only recognized this guy from Half Baked but i might watch more of this podcast.

>>212821523
>tells you to build a gorilla nest
>gets mad when you start acting like a gorilla
Wow wtf artificial difficulty bullshit game

Where does Sam get his idea's from?

>cunnilingus
>its an irish airliner
how is this funny. this has to be the boomer version of lolsorandom

>>212822315
>having sex with a minor doesn't make you a pedo
Yes it fucking literally does lmao

>>212824389
I still like Sam and will still watch his stuff. But he definitely goofed up thinking he could take on a veteran comic/actor who was friends with Norm
Him realizing he was in over his head is partly why he went Gorilla mode

>>212824565
twitter

>>212823715
>le alt-right
They were always faggot left leaning boomers and zoomer tourists from reddit

>>212824566
Aer Lingus is a major Irish airline. Stupid zoomzoom can't even understand a basic pun.

>>212824566
You’re going to start crying about kikes and pajeets again?

>>212824496
Nigger, coming to the logical conclusion that a man didn't gather every animal on a boat to survive the world being destroyed isn't any kind of rebellion.

>>212824404
That's what I'm saying. Not to get too serious about it but I feel like older guys get pissy about gear. Like WhistlinDiese's biggest haters are all old ass dudes, they just get so mad if they see something get damaged.

>>212824566
dumbass

why do you glazers keep making threads about this literal who happening

nobody fucking cares

>>212824590
>who was friends with Norm
cope. they fell out in the 80s and never reconciled. stop trying to frame Harland as some respected genius by putting him next to actual comedy royalty. he's a hack with a shitty Emo Philips ripoff persona

>>212824566
It's obvious but you should maybe ask Nick tonight on his stream. He couldn't stop laughing at it and even hid his face from Sam, presumable out of fear of being disloyal.

Sam's whole brand is ruined after this. If you were him, what would you do to recover?

>>212824641
>Aer Lingus
man idk about fucking irish airliners!!! :PPP
ok thats kinda funny

glazers mid unc no cap bussin on gawd frfr skibbidi rizzler no cap

:skull:

>>212824710
Go to everyone of my critics houses and smash their sister's brace-faces. Every. One.

Klaus is a habitual criminal

>>212821471
>>212824496
>Paul, the Chandala hatred of Rome, of “the world,” in the flesh and inspired by genius—the Jew, the eternal Jew par excellence.... What he saw was how, with the aid of the small sectarian Christian movement that stood apart from Judaism, a “world conflagration” might be kindled; how, with the symbol of “God on the cross,” all secret seditions, all the fruits of anarchistic intrigues in the Empire, might be amalgamated into one immense power. “Salvation is of the Jews.”—Christianity is the formula for exceeding and summing up the subterranean cults of all varieties, that of Osiris, that of the Great Mother, that of Mithras, for instance: in his discernment of this fact the genius of Paul showed itself. His instinct was here so sure that, with reckless violence to the truth, he put the ideas which lent fascination to every sort of Chandala religion into the mouth of the “Saviour” as his own inventions, and not only into the mouth—he made out of him something that even a priest of Mithras could understand.... This was his revelation at Damascus: he grasped the fact that he needed the belief in immortality in order to rob “the world” of its value, that the concept of “hell” would master Rome—that the notion of a “beyond” is the death of life.... Nihilist and Christian: they rhyme in German, and they do more than rhyme....

>>212821765
She's watching them do it.

>>212824496
I like Catholic culture, churches and all the countless cool shit that stemmed/inspired from it. vampires are awesome

simple as

>>212822055
he still got that garbage house review show that zoomers like to throw money at

>HAH?
So I know a guy who knows a guy. Norm and Harland were apparently really close and the public perception of a rift was literally created for their own amusement. Even in the afterlife Norm has the unwitting confused.

>>212822291
>go on dudes podcast
>try to do a bit where your lame unfunny little zoomer kid stands next to hosts mic
>host says ok and then forces lame unfunny zoomer to play the role you told him to do
Harland using that kid against Sam showing that he never had any actual thought put into what he was doing was great

>>212824656
Read it again nigger, you fucking Christbrained golem

>>212825035
>The kid being gone after Sam flipped the table, and Harland repeatedly asking where he was
kek

>>212824967
Those stemmed from being European (and in fact the "usual" Catholic church is Romanesque - specifically "aping" a Roman temple sort of style) but yes I actually do like the churches (the buildings not the organisation)

you faggots joke but I literally toppled over a table today as some shitty food place got my order wrong again and they all stopped and had to respect me. it fucking works. sometimes it's not about being funny you have to show you mean business to get what you want

>>212825012
>Norm and Harland were apparently really close and the public perception of a rift was literally created for their own amusement
no one even knew they were ever friends until after Norm died, you larping faggot. and that's only because Harland tried to capitalize on the news of Norm's death by going "Heyyyy, ya know me and old cheddar broccoli man, Norm, worked the same comedy club back in Canada, eh? Canada is a funny word, sounds like cranberry *does bad Emo Philips impression*

>>212825179
damn you’re really seething

>>212822291
Yeah I found it no less obnoxious than Sam behavior

>>212825176
Harland probably bussed tables his whole life and had this happen to him constantly which is why he froze up and looked like he was experiencing a war flashback when Sam did it on the show

>>212825179
Norm will be quietly smirking in his grave at this post. He's got you right where he wants you.

Sam won.

>>212825217
lol you can go look up the interview where Harland told his "hey, i used to be friends with Norm" story if you want, faggot.

>>212821870
sam should've responded with a joke about jews biting off newborn's foreskin

sam nick & charls comment on the podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rOg_ES_GhM&t=751

>>212820966
Pedo priest is old as fuck Carlinesque safe edge shit, it's so played out it deserves to get shut down.

>>212825233
yeah, right. he's up in heaven with the 9/11 highjackers having a good laugh about a certain tragedy

>>212825277
That definitely would've made him look like less of an unhinged retard

What is the humorous intent behind flipping a desk and awkwardly grappling with a 62 year old man, what's Sam's punchline here

>>212825265
the verdict is in

>>212825266
don’t have an aneurism lil guy

>>212825265
Boom.

>>212825314
It’s a coping mechanism

all you seething marky trannies need to kill yourselves asap

>>212825314
Is there a Gorilla in this room or what?

>>212825279
looool Nick's mocking Harland. welp, there goes the narrative, marky trannies

>>212825279
>comment is from before the episode released
yawn

>>212825314
>HE WAS 82 YEARS OLD SAM NOT COOL!
GEG

>>212825314
The fact that it is an obvious bit, yet retards like (you) fall for it. You are the joke.

>>212824710
Make amends with his parents, find a woman and wife her up and have kids and live happily ever after out of the view of the mainstream. This would be the ultimate victory royale

>>212825335
>makes up fake story
>gets called out
lol sure, bro

>>212825435
Yeah for an NPC. FUCK your parents nigga.

fishtank niggers and sam hyde dorks going 30 seconds without mentioning jeets or jews challenge: impossible

>>212825420
COPE

>>212825431
Its not a bit, Harland said so in the comment section

>>212825413
Is this the new spin?

>>212825298
And yet Sam couldn't counter it with any wit and just clutched his pearls.

>>212823923
It was painful I could've easily mogged that humor

>>212820315
That reminds me. Every time Nick does the "shit on a background extra" bit, he usually avoids eye contact and the camera never shows him and the subject in the frame while it happens. Weird!

>>212823923
he's a drug addict what do you expect?

>>212825499
watch the clip, nigga. Charls and Nick clearly don't give a fuck. there goes the whole "they were sooooo embarrassed" narrative lol

so is pgl supposed be funny?

>>212821540
wow as we all know Sam is a wholesome chungus comedian who never does anything malicious to the people around him ever

>>212824133
You're naive if you think kamala was a superior path. Plenty of small wins from trump

>>212822315
>NOOO YOU CANT SAY PRIESTS RAPE KIDS JEW JEW JEW
>anyway as a based trad MDE groyper, I think it's great to rape kids
Average hydecuck

>>212825588
I listened to it and they sound like seething retards desperately babbling to fill dead air

>>212825477
what cope, I thought they would respond to the retarded backlash and they don't. dumbg fag.

>>212825628
cope

>>212825431
but I'm asking you what is the material of the bit.

>>212825683
>three unfunny retards seething cast
samsistas these are your guys?????

>>212824225
Consistently happens with right wingers whenever they leave their safe space. Time after time after time when they try to bring their views into a hostile or even neutral environment they get fucking wrecked. It's embarrassing, I don't know how anyone can willingly align themselves with these clowns.

>>212825641
cope. they were dunking on Harland for apparently initially refusing to release the episode. lol that old bitch got his fefe's hurt

>>212825729
all I hear is them seething sis, talk about a flop

>>212825468
most of Sam's fans are Mexicans and Indians who need a masculine internet daddy. Mexicans are unironic Mad Max tier raiders who are drawn to the most violent figure in any room.

>>212825729
It literally came out before they could upload their own podcast idiot

>>212825724
>yesterday: NICK AND CHARLS HATE SAM NOW. THEY'RE SO EMBARRASSED
>today: OOPS, NOW THEY'RE ACTUALLY SEETHING CAUSE THEY'RE ON THE SAME SIDE. I'M NOT WRONG, THEY'RE WRONG FOR NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT A GAY, UNFUNNY HACK COMEDIAN
oof

>>212824098
>without the facade of being a based schizocel for Christ.
On what grounds would a "based" gaytheist oppose kikes? You're a race realist that doesn't believe in morals and good and evil? So bow to your superiors then, animal. Survival of the fittest has deemed kikes your rightful rulers.
And besides, rabbi schmuley sells you your buttplugs.

>>212825768
this cope is glorious. keep it up, faggot

>>212825801
I just listened to it and they’re seething and shitting on hippies (nothing funny said thoughbeit) how is this supposed to be an own?

>>212823164

The new PGL came out half an hour ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rOg_ES_GhM

It has a small timestamp covering the Harlan podcast, and all they did was show the footage of the gorilla nest, ask if it would be released, and mentioned that it was a "nice chill podcast" before moving onto the Hodge twins. Then there are accusations of bot attacks and the comment section looks cleaned out. Holy shit, what an embarrassment...

>>212825789
oh man, it's almost like you're not privy to all of the communications that they have. nope, their entire lives happen when they're on screen, nothing happens behind the scenes. yep, you're definitely not retarded

>>212825835
not a single funny or witty line said, absolutely brutal for a comedy podcast

>>212825173
>Those stemmed from being European
this book goes into detail how greatly Christianity morphed the local legends/superstitions of vampirism and the undead, beginning in the Balkans.

>>212825884
damiel? you doing ok?

>>212825853
>they don't care about fake manufactured e-drama
>THEY'RE SEETHING, I'M NOT SEETHING. SOMEONE CANCEL THEM ALREADY. IT'S TIME BUT I'M NOT READY TO DILATE

>>212825915
>AYO NIGGA, FUCK THIS DESK
lmao

>>212825964
yeah they’re seething like you rn lmfao NO JOKES

>>212825815
>On what grounds would a "based" gaytheist oppose kikes?
That fact that they're a competitor who use nepotism to weasel into positions of influence and financially exploit their host nations. You know, the reason you actually hate jews? That has literally zero to do with religion??? There are completely secular and materialist reasons for the ideals you hold, retard.

>>212825957
>yesterday: MDE IS FINISHED. THEY ALL HATE SAM NOW
>today: THEY'RE JUST SEETHING. MDE IS STILL FINISHED AT [TBA]

>>212825923
I get banned any time I say it but vampire myths are basically just eastern European "fairytalised" stories about Jews

>>212820315
Nick does the exact same thing to other people in skits but when it happens to him it looks like he's going to die from a panic attack.
Never seen a guy look this uncomfortable in my life.

>>212826048
I just said these fags aren’t funny and I’ve been vindicated , now your going into a schizophrenic spiral because they weren’t funny on their own comedy podcast

>>212826005
>yesterday: NICK HATES SAM. LOOK EVERYONE, HIS FACE AT MINUTE 4:51, THIRD FRAME, YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE BY HIS BROW FURROW THAT...
>today: UMM, OKAY, WELL I GUESS THEY'RE JUST SEETHING???
lmao

>>212826099
cope. your narrative fell apart. take the L

>>212826124
>full on mental breakdown
what your e-celeb daddies having no jokes does to mfer

>>212826163
my narrative won

>>212826168
>obsessively posts about e-celebs all day
>tries to make up some fake drama
>gets proven wrong
>currently coping and seething
sad

>>212826168
Go back

>>212826207
Nick and Charls are fine with show. you lost

mdetroons meltdown reaching an all time high, all because their comedy podcast wasn’t funny…

>>212825863
do you live near westerpark

>>212826250
I literally won, Nick and Charles aren’t funny just like the rest of the mde hacks

>>212826168
Uhh bro did you not hear him say “Talk Tuah”? How about the hilarious moment he had Nick snip a strand off his shirt, that had me rolling - it was so random!

>>212826262

You mean in the Netherlands?

>>212826304
I got that reference!

>>212826310

Oh, I understand now, I have the flag of Amsterdam in the picture. No, I just downloaded it from someone else

>>212826291
>yesterday: Nick and Charls hate Sam now. MDE are finished!
>today: Nick and Charls were never funny! C-Cope!
this is sad for you

>>212826018
The secular materialist experts agree those are conspiracy theories and they're just better and smarter than you.
You've resigned yourself to the status of a soulless animal and you'll be as successful at opposing them as one. You won't do shit, they'll throw some material your way or threaten to take it away and you'll cave.

>>212826500
you keep ignoring the fact that they can’t think on their feet and can’t even be funny on their own podcast, because you know I’m right and you’re having a histrionic meltdown because of it

>>212826310
>>212826352
nvm, i know someone who sold an apartment in amsterdam with those exact wallpapers and tv console, and its near westerpark. was hoping to potentially terrify anon

>>212822291
sam has no wit or ability to be off the cuff at all, anything wrong in that interaction is entirely sam's fault. he's supposed to be a comedian, he needs to learn to riff without gimmicks like "haha emotional support wigger go hover behind the host haha" and he needs to learn the dance and the swordplay of comedian ballbusting without just saying jew jew heil hitler over and over in efforts to make the other person uncomfortable. Its like his entire personality has been constructed off of his 2016 cancellation and now he thinks he can dominate every single social interaction by just saying no-no /pol/ stuff. I mean that shit is funny in places where you're expected not to say that stuff, but Harland was just like "alright lol"

an actual comedian will turn all that around on you, make your wigger and whole act look stupid, so in return you have the play the game. sam cant play the game. he's too neurotic and insecure. he masks that neuroticism and insecurity by being the biggest guy in the room.

Sam's fine.
It's totally in character, and he was actually mad.
He directly called Harland out for a being a lazy quirk chungus random guy, and then correctly responded to being asked to make a fool of himself by coercing harland to be a fool.

Comedians are impotent losers you can kill if you like.
The reverence that absurdly affords this guy a career is unfounded.
His best showing is a disney channel movie where he squeezes a fart through an astronaut oxygen tube.

>>212826732
>Comedians are impotent losers you can kill if you like.

so, sam?

>>212826732
cope

>>212826753
Exactly yes.

Go beat up sam if you dont like him.

>>212825863
>half the comments saying sam should build a gorilla nest

lmao
Imagine how pissed sam will get if anytime he tries to post pgl clip or another gay ntf project, the comments just repeatedly ask "where's the gorilla nest" I hope this genuinely becomes the arrow to the knee of the mde community and i hope it causes sam's cortisol to spike

>>212824656
imagine the stumbling point for your faith is the totally unreal idea that God could lead animals by the spirit
satan has this ability you see it with crows and flies and all kinds
remember Job, where God reminds the sufferer 'who feeds the lions, who guides the deer in giving birth' etc.

>>212826789
MELTDOWN

>>212826732
sam looked incredibly out of his element and somewhat emotionally dysregulated in this appearance

>>212825588
>>212825801
I said it yesterday, I'll say it again.
Charls isn't going to jump ship just like that. Anyone with sense knows he's playing the long game. Chipping away at Sam's XP. Enjoying the ride. Free money, and participate in the downfall of the person that ruined your life and career.
MARKY, DON JOLLY, FUCKIN NERDS, EDIE, ANDY RUSE, GORILLA NEST, FREE SPEECH, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN RAPED.

>>212822152
sam has zero business being around an actual comedian and he knows this

any freemason who would mirth his way to autofelattio on cam is gaming nobody but himself. all due respect

>>212826261
Yeah they're gonna bring themselves down. Nobody cares about any of this but they're so ashamed that they're lashing out across the internet like total psycho freaks. Just making things worse for themselves and their idols.

>>212825391
is there a gorilla in this thread or what?