Thread 212821431

What the FUCK is his PROBLEM?

>>212821431 (OP)
Pretty based actually

uhhh is that a nazi salute

would you say it was wise for gunn to invest in krypto

>>212821431 (OP)
Snyder's pa kent would absolutely shoot Clark's dog in front of him as a child.
Really resonates when he goes to commit suicide under the pretext of saving a dog that didn't need saving.

>>212821431 (OP)
Wtf, was jonathan kent in this universe dexter or something? he's sociopath

>>212821431 (OP)
He's a deeply closeted gay.

>>212822786
well he did want to make that gay greek movie

>>212821431 (OP)
from the guy who brought you this

>The dog? Yeah, we fucking killed that motherfucker. You can see its rotting corpse in one of the deleted scenes.

Um....

>>212822751
kill them all my invincible son

>>212822711
Of course, Krypto’s already gone to the moon.

>>212821431 (OP)
Wasn't the clark in this universe revealed most of his origin as an adult? i mean he knew he was an alien but that he was from krypton and th rest of it as an adult.Why would they name their dog krypton as a kid if they didn't even know he was from there?

>>212821431 (OP)
That's Christian. Sometimes you gotta show people the sorta suffering Christ experienced in order to make them more Christian. It just is what it is. The world aint all sunshine and rainbows. The sooner you embrace pain and agony like Christ did the sooner your gonna have a better time.

>>212821431 (OP)
i knew his daughter died or something while making these movies, but man snyder projected too much of his dark thoughts in this shit lmao

>>212822718
snyder's got some dark secrets
he says pa kent kills clarks dog
pa kent commits suicide during a twister
then in real life zack's kid commits suicide
makes you think

People grieving their children should not be allowed to write anything capeshit related, it always ends up in drivel.

>>212821431 (OP)
He killed a puppy to teach superman about the fragility of life? What the fuck. Why not buy him a goldfish or something?

>>212821431 (OP)
>put down on order to teach Clark the fragility of life
>There was nothing wrong with him
>Johnathan "Let me die in a tornado" Kent just wanted to teach his son that shit dies.

>>212822634
HEIL

>>212821431 (OP)
joker type shit

>>212821431 (OP)
>Stop my invincible doggo

Whats Krypto's power level? would he be one of the strongest heroes if he was a good boy

>>212823216
her daughter died in 2017
man of steel was made between 2011 and 2013

>>212821431 (OP)
the fact that this may or may not be real says a lot about how MoS handled Superman.

>>212822718
These movies are dark as FUCK

>>212821431 (OP)
lol what a fucking retard

>>212821431 (OP)
wtf

why did pa kent kill krypto?

>>212823836
lul didn't read the part about putting down, so it's fake?
meh

>>212821431 (OP)
when fan comics said that dc was darker and more serious than marvel, they didn't meant this much.

>>212821431 (OP)
>Oh Krypto, man. I love Krypto. That's why I had Kevin Costner shoot him.

>>212821431 (OP)
>I told you not to save those kids Clark. So I killed your dog as punishment.

>>212821431 (OP)
Goddamn based retardo

>>212821431 (OP)
What's his deal? Between this and wanting Bruce to get raped in Tibet I can't even begin to imagine what goes on in his head

>>212824223
He never grew up. His muscle men toys are his connection to adulthood. He's traversed maturity with relics of immaturity.
Rape? That's adult. Let's throw Batman in there that's cool.
Murder? That's adult. Let's throw Superman in there that's cool.
Everything he liked as a kid must become adult. He can't just let things stay childish because he never developed taste.

>>212821431 (OP)
Pretty close to an Indo-European tradition unironically. Samsarapilled.

>>212822818
Yes father

>>212824286
no wonder jeets like it so much

>>212821431 (OP)
Is the implication that childhood Clark accidentally killed his pet dog Krypto with his superhuman strength?

>>212821431 (OP)
To be fair to Snyder, Krypto died offscreen in the first episode of Superman TAS.

>>212824490
yeah but he died on krypton with the rest of the people. he wasn't put down by jonathan kent to prove a teach a lesson

Hold on a second. I thought nobody gave a shit about Krypto and nobody wanted him in Gunn’s movie. Who cares if the dog gets Costner’d.

>>212821431 (OP)
>There, I killed your dog. Hey what the fuck is happening hereEEEEAAAAAAAGGGHHHH

>>212824816
>saves dog when Clark is 16
>Sees Dog Tombstone 16 years later

>>212821431 (OP)
>Clark gets a dog

>>212822634
no thats the autism wave

>>212821431 (OP)
that heckin' doggerino got butchered good and proper

>>212824816
I AM BECOME HURRICANE, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

>>212821431 (OP)
>my son likes our dog, huh?
>one euthanization coming right up
>that'll teach Clark to care about living things
>later kills himself to teach Clark another thing about death
Holy fuck was his a fucking psychopath? Killing everything Clark loves just to teach a lesson?

>But also Pa Kent dies because he saved his dog
????

>>212825282
>Death is the greatest teacher
>No Zack, you mean failure. The saying is "failure is the greatest teacher".
>*snaps your neck* I like death better.

>>212821431 (OP)
That can't be real...but its funny either way.

OW THE EDGE

Why the fuck was he so autistic about killing off Dick Grayson

>>212824816
Why did they drive into a massive fucking hurricane lmao

>>212821431 (OP)
NO SNYDER NOT THE DOG

>>212822634
yep

>>212822655
Poor doggo

>travels back in time and kills your heckin good woofer
problem?

>>212821431 (OP)
He's so based

Why do people forget Gunn and Snyder worked together on Dawn of the Dead?

>>212828198
>”We’re talking about a director whose very existence challenges our own sense of priority in the box office.”
This one got a chuckle out of me

>>212828549
Guts and Griffith worked together in the past too

>>212828606
>autistic berserk reference

>>212821431 (OP)
I think Snyder wanted us to put together on our own that Johnathan was a loonn and Martha kept the kid from becoming a school shooter.

>>212823408
>Johnathan Kent
>Joe Kent
>Jo Ke
>Joker

>>212826238
I thought Nightwing was going to be part of the Snyderverse. The one Snyder killed was Tim Drake. Joker was Jason Todd

>>212822808
why did superman let this guy die

>>212828198
poor pupper

>>212829269
For fun

>>212822808
>we're going to frame superman by shooting everyone
bravo snyder

>>212828549
They don't know anything about film, or comics, he just hyperfixates on these shitty movies because he's a brainrotted consolewarrior desperate for (You)'s.

>>212830137
Did you watch the theatrical cut or something? They framed him using flamethrowers to mimic heat vision.

>>212825082
>NO CLARK NOT THE DOGGO

>>212824281
>Amerimutts talking about growing up as they eat up superhero movies unironically
There's a reason the entire world thinks you are lame, weak manchildren

>>212821431 (OP)
I hope the dog gets torn apart just to make the Amerimutts seethe

Gunn's Pa Kent+Snyder's Jor-El would have been the ultimate Superman...played by Corensweet because come on...

>>212825082
>Jerry get iPad

>>212831922
Look at this capeshitter thinking anyone takes Superman seriously

>>212828806
martha was a martian nigger