Thread 212823224 - /tv/ [Archived: 598 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:35:52 PM No.212823224
Silver Sexo
Silver Sexo
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>I herald his beginning. I hera- stop looking at me like that.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:37:03 PM No.212823275
>>212823224 (OP)
Thanks to advancements in AI we will definitely get a version of this movie with her silver nipples and pussy added in.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:38:55 PM No.212823337
>>212823224 (OP)
That's craazy
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:40:08 PM No.212823393
>>212823275
She's hotter without clearly defined sexual characteristics imo
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:41:14 PM No.212823436
>>212823224 (OP)
You should see the cosplay Bishoujo Mom already did of her
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:42:36 PM No.212823482
Why is Silver Surfer a girl?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:43:30 PM No.212823517
>>212823482
Uhh because she was born a girl?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:58:59 PM No.212824111
>>212823224 (OP)
Is she wipe-clean?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:00:23 PM No.212824167
>>212823482
Wokeism.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:02:42 PM No.212824249
>>212823224 (OP)
Pretty sure they went with the female Silver Surfer because it's a lot easier to obscure a pussy than it is to obscure a dick.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:03:04 PM No.212824260
>>212823482
She can be whatever he wants. They can even steal your bike
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:04:54 PM No.212824324
>>212824249
Character has no genitals, looks bizarre when you have a man with nothing there, but a woman you can't really tell the difference if it's a silver pussy there or nothing at all.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:05:49 PM No.212824362
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>>212823224 (OP)
>silver surfer
>isn't silver
>isn't surfing
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:08:39 PM No.212824463
>>212823224 (OP)
>you can see the actress did the motion capture inside a suit with a bra
Art is dead, a real director would only capture her nude body, to remove all the glorious jiggle physics is to spit in the face of God's most blissful creation
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:09:00 PM No.212824477
>>212823224 (OP)
terminator 2 had better cgi.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:09:22 PM No.212824491
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4329520-silver_20surfer_20_282014-_29_20004-015
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>>212824324
In a comic, each image is so carefully crafted you can sort of fudge it whether there is a dick there or not. but for a movie you either have to make him a eunuch, or have to have a big swinging silver dick in a children's movie.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:10:10 PM No.212824521
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>>212823393
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:14:06 PM No.212824685
>>212823224 (OP)
Shame spoof movies don't exist anymore.
Should have her touching down metalnaked in the middle of Mumbai
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:16:41 PM No.212824781
>>212823224 (OP)
Do you Milk?
You Will
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:17:45 PM No.212824826
>>212824491
I hate Dan Slott's writing so much.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:18:24 PM No.212824848
>>212823275
I mean, you can already make ai video of her like that for free.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:18:58 PM No.212824868
>>212823482
There are multiple individuals from Silver Surfer's species. This one is the girlfriend of Norrin Radd who you are thinking of.
We might also at some point see a version of him in other movies or shows
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:14:15 PM No.212826809
bump
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:22:38 PM No.212827106
zendaya Love_thumb.jpg
zendaya Love_thumb.jpg
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no cute zendaya as the Silver Surfette
no watchie
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:28:20 PM No.212827298
>>212823482
(Nordrhein) Westfallen
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:28:52 PM No.212827317
>>212823224 (OP)
Wow really come a long way haven't we. From an iconic character I love and recognize to an offshoot spin off character from alternate dimensions that appeared in less than a dozen comics... at least the CG looks like an unfinished blender project.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:29:15 PM No.212827329
hahalookatthatgayoverthere
hahalookatthatgayoverthere
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>>212823224 (OP)
Gross. Dealbreaker like gay fireman.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:33:08 PM No.212827445
>>212827317
Had to ask Ai


Shalla‑Bal has appeared only in one continuity as the Silver Surfer herself—in the Earth‑9997 reality—across two limited series, totaling 4 comic issues:

Appearances as the Silver Surfer
• Earth X Vol1 #12 (Feb2000)
Shalla‑Bal officially becomes a Silver Surfer alongside Norrin Radd.
Comic Vine
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Marvel Database
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Marvel Database
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• Earth X Vol1 #X (aka #13)
A continuation of her transformation and eventual death while serving as a herald.
Looper
+4
Bleeding Cool
+4
Marvel Database
+4

• Universe X Vol1 #7 and #10
Spinoff chapters further exploring her role and fate as one of Galactus’s twin heralds.
The Beat
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Marvel Database
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comicbook.com
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Overview
Total appearances as Silver Surfer: 4 issues

Runs involved:

Earth X series — 2 issues

Universe X series — 2 issues

In all other series—including the main 616 universe or various “What If?” stories—Shalla‑Bal is portrayed as his lover, empress, or alternate herald (e.g., Starglow), not the Silver Surfer herself.
comicbook.com
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Wikipedia
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Key Collector Comics
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The Beat
+10
Nerdist
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marvel-cinematic-universe-revived.fandom.com
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Wikipedia

So: 4 total comic issues feature Shalla‑Bal as the Silver Surfer.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:33:59 PM No.212827475
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>>212827106
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:36:19 PM No.212827544
>>212823224 (OP)
>mawdy i fuckin herald his beginning
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:38:33 PM No.212827619
>>212823224 (OP)
why are her boobs shaped like that?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:05:30 AM No.212828546
>>212827619
>wear a bra
>wear a body suit over the bra
>motion-cap team puts a lot of motion caption bullshit over all that
>someone in the post cover any vestige of nipples just in case
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:10:06 AM No.212828705
Master_Control_Program_KHII
Master_Control_Program_KHII
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>>212823224 (OP)
The silver cylinder
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:15:49 AM No.212828876
>>212828546
it's not just the lack of nipple. it's just such a freakish and uncanny shape. they erased all the cleavage, cleft, and definition, but they still kept the individual boobs and it just looks weird. it looks like the boobs I used to try to mold out of clay when I was 11. someone who has no idea what a woman looks like trying to make a woman. that's what it reminds me of
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:17:35 AM No.212828936
>>212824491
>>212824826
Allred's art was all that mattered
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:18:28 AM No.212828960
>>212823224 (OP)
Ps3 graphics
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:20:28 AM No.212829010
>>212823224 (OP)
this scene isn't very effective at making Galactus scary.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:20:35 AM No.212829012
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julia-garner-sparkles-in-gucci-dress-at-golden-globes-02
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>>212828876
This is not the best pic but you can see her boobs are already in that position/shape. The layers of fabric just got in the way, I know she's supposed to be naked but you can see they added something that takes all the right shape and physics in the exact way you described. Actually, you are probably right, they must have used her real boobs only as reference and remade them in some 3D software from scratch.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:34:43 AM No.212829381
>>212823482
Thor is a woman too in the MSheU after 2019.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:35:47 AM No.212829415
>>212828705
>I desire... popcorn necklaces.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:22:29 AM No.212830906
>>212823482
Because orange man bad.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:25:59 AM No.212831006
>>212823482
Feige has been pushing hard for a big female character in the MCU for years now. Making them stronger than their male counterparts and everything. But they just keep flopping.
Making SS a girl and Sue the leader of the FF is just another attempt.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:26:10 AM No.212831012
why does a metallic creature need boobs?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:27:26 AM No.212831054
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>>212831012
where do you think mercury comes from?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:28:14 AM No.212831080
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earth-x-vol-1-12-1712338952809
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>>212823482
Because SEXO.

ALSO I saw a clip of this scene. The CGI looks fucking awful.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:28:44 AM No.212831094
>>212831006
>Making them stronger than their male counterparts and everything.
name one
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:29:10 AM No.212831110
>>212831006
It's not even just Feige. Marvel has been desperate to have their "Wonder Woman" for a while now. It's why they've been trying to push Captain Marvel but nobody cares. And they got unlucky that all their most popular female characters, Storm, Jean, Sue, are part of ensemble teams and not solo heroes.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:29:23 AM No.212831118
>>212828936
Based Allred Appreciator.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:31:49 AM No.212831202
inb8iqcfrape1
inb8iqcfrape1
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>>212831054
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:33:41 AM No.212831252
>>212831202
counterpoint: breast milk is just boob pee
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:34:11 AM No.212831279
>>212831094
Captain Marvel.
They made her more powerful than Hulk and Thor.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:34:25 AM No.212831286
>>212831080
>sexo
what are you talking about, fucking dumbass? she looks like me 50 year old neighbour if albeit a bit less saggy. that's not a fucking hot chick dude, god fucking damn it. why must the women in these flicks be so mid all the time now.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:35:43 AM No.212831326
>>212831279
That’s canon though
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CreepyThinMan
7/18/2025, 1:38:40 AM No.212831429
>>212823224 (OP)

SHUT THE FUCK BITCH AND GET YOUR METAL MOUTH, CUNT AND ASSHOLE LUBED FOR MY FUCKHAMMER!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:39:02 AM No.212831443
>>212831326
Not in the comics. Carol would get rocked by either of them.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:43:01 AM No.212831578
>>212831006
what's his problem exactly?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:43:40 AM No.212831601
1e0
1e0
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>>212831252
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:43:48 AM No.212831608
>>212831578
Marvel movies are very skewed male and he wants to attract female viewers the same way Wonder Woman was able to.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:44:17 AM No.212831629
>>212823482
Different universe and there were female Silver Surfers in the comics
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:45:50 AM No.212831684
1752576671627137
1752576671627137
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>>212823224 (OP)
good luck with that
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:46:22 AM No.212831700
>>212831629
tbf it was an elseworlds comic for like 4 issues. it's like making Batman a vampire and saying "oh well it was done in the comics,"
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:47:33 AM No.212831755
galactus-takes-the-appearance-of-whatever-species-observes-v0-pjb0xfk9rpld1
>>212828705
Galactus takes on many forms, some are more cool than the others. The shadow with bright eyes is my favourite.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:47:38 AM No.212831757
>>212823224 (OP)
If you think about it honestly, you'll see that her grool is like mercury.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:48:11 AM No.212831775
>>212831443
grok is this true?
>Captain Marvel has fought both the Hulk and Thor in comics, and has won some of those battles. In the MCU, while Hulk and Thor have faced off, and Captain Marvel has interacted with both, they haven't had a direct, conclusive fight with her in the movies
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:49:48 AM No.212831846
>>212831629
There was ONE comic with a female SS. She was barely on a page.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:49:57 AM No.212831853
>>212823482
starts with a J
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:49:57 AM No.212831854
Still remains the superior Silver Surfer cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbBEGuMoTDU
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:50:18 AM No.212831863
>>212831775
And Batman has beaten Superman. Doesn't change the fact that Superman is far stronger.
Carol isn't on the level of Thor or Hulk.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:52:17 AM No.212831940
>>212831846
>There was ONE comic with a female SS

Easily disproven

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Juno_(Earth-829)
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:58:53 AM No.212832174
>>212831863
batman doesn't beat him with raw power, my goalpost moving friend
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:59:42 AM No.212832199
Box Office The Marvels $47M Lowest for MCU - What Went Wrong
>>212831608
>The Marvels: 65% male leaning, with 45% men over 25, 22% women over 25
Great. I hope Hollywood makes more movies like the Marvels and Furiosa for women.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:00:57 AM No.212832242
>>212831846
The comic with female Thor was shit and hated by fans just like the movie female Thor.