Woody Allen - /tv/ (#212824419) [Archived: 339 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:07:24 PM No.212824419
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his best film?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:08:40 PM No.212824464
probably the ones starring his wife, which are buried in a lockbox outside his house
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:17:28 PM No.212824813
1 annie hall
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:24:50 PM No.212825092
Purple Rose of Cairo and Midnight in Paris
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:25:25 PM No.212825121
>marathons one movie every year for 60 fucking years
>then there's the usual bleep asking what's the best one
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:29:08 PM No.212825244
Annie Hall or Manhattan probably...
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7/17/2025, 10:30:42 PM No.212825295
>>212824419 (OP)
I thought Hannah and Her Sisters was OK when I saw it but that was a long time ago. I might not be so impressed now.

Most of the time he's just too annoying to bear, even when the film is good for what it is (e.g. Annie Hall or Manhattan).
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:31:32 PM No.212825318
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:35:56 PM No.212825465
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>>212824419 (OP)
Stardust Memories.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:37:19 PM No.212825516
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>>212824464
/thread
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:38:24 PM No.212825560
>>212824419 (OP)
Imagine how hot it was for him and his adopted kid to get into a relationship, in secret.

It's a disgusting act no doubt, but just imagine.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:21:59 PM No.212827083
It's probably not his best movie, but my personal favorite was always Manhattan Murder Mystery.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:22:44 PM No.212827109
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>>212824419 (OP)
The master of the self-insert, doesn't fuck around, inserts himself literally into the role of the hero/supermodel banger. From that perspective, I should admire himโ€”but instead I just want him to move to Israel.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:23:42 PM No.212827140
>>212824419 (OP)
Zelig and Hannah and Her Sisters.

>>212825465
You're blinded by love.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:27:36 PM No.212827266
I remember my dad showing me Annie hall as a kid. Took me years to realize the power Jewish entertainment had over my dad and by extension me. Still funny
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:29:50 PM No.212827350
>>212825560
Shame she's ugly as sin.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:31:53 PM No.212827410
>>212824419 (OP)
The one where he acts like a neurotic child molesting rat fuck kike.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:31:53 PM No.212827411
>>212827140
>You're blinded by love.
I wouldn't say blinded but I'm obviously biased.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:35:25 PM No.212827517
>>212825465
>>212827411
I just realised what bothers me about this picture, he's holding her arm instead of she holding his.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:36:31 PM No.212827547
>>212827410
Why are goys so stupid angry and violent?
All you do is chimp out all day long
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:05:44 AM No.212828554
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>>212827517
>he's holding her arm instead of she holding his.
When you point out the awkwardness like that, honestly, that shot wouldn't look out of place in an Allen film.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:07:56 AM No.212828637
>>212824419 (OP)
Oh boy here we go
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:08:29 AM No.212828655
>>212824419 (OP)
the one with the unreasonably attractive female lead
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:25:46 AM No.212829139
>>212828655
So Stardust Memories?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:27:03 AM No.212829176
>>212828554
>Pic
Just two guys who unironically did nothing wrong hanging out.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:29:41 AM No.212829239
deconstructing harry
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:30:48 AM No.212829274
>>212825465
I've seen almost all of Allen's movies and I agree with you that Stardust Memories is the best. His run from 1977 to sometime in the early 90's was his best output. If you were to have a Woody Allen marathon, you could start the marathon with Annie Hall, in my opinion. That's when he really became Woody Allen. The stuff before Annie Hall isn't really that good.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:31:30 AM No.212829301
As someone who loves his films and has seen just about all of them, I can safely say which one's rank amongst his best
>Manhattan
>The Purple Rose of Cairo
>Crimes and Misdemeanors
>Bullets over Broadway
>Midnight in Paris
not his best, but criminally underrated
>Broadway Danny Rose
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:34:20 AM No.212829369
Small Time Crooks is kino
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:36:29 AM No.212829436
Sweet and Lowdown deserves more recognition, great little film
>>212829239
also underrated
>>212829369
unironically one of his funniest films
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:41:49 AM No.212829610
reviewbrah i just have to keep moving
reviewbrah i just have to keep moving
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>personal favorite
Purple Rose
>probably his actual best
Annie Hall or Manhattan
>best early comedy
Love and Death
>best late career movie
Match Point, Midnight in Paris, or Blue Jasmine
>underrated
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Radio Days
>overrated
Hannah and Her Sisters
>actual dogshit
Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex
Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Celebrity
Anything Else
Whatever Works
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:45:27 AM No.212829739
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>>212829139
Based.

>>212829176
Very true.

>>212829274
>I've seen almost all of Allen's movies and I agree with you that Stardust Memories is the best.
A man of taste, I see.
>The stuff before Annie Hall isn't really that good.
I see where you're coming from but his 70s stuff is hilarious if you're in the right mood. Everyone's got a preference though.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:48:44 AM No.212829841
>>212824419 (OP)
Sleeper
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:02:35 AM No.212830240
>>212829841
Based.

>>212829739
I actually think his first half of the 70s stuff is much better than Annie Hall and Manhattan, but again his best stuff is his early to mid 80s period.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:43:28 AM No.212831590
>>212824419 (OP)
Husband and Wives, because it's so real and sad
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:43:33 AM No.212831596
Does /tv/ hate Annie Hall?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:46:42 AM No.212831717
>>212825560
You're a faggot and she wasn't his adopted kid. Basically she was an adopted kid of his girlfriend, who he didn't live with. She bitched that he doesn't have any connection to her children, so she forced him to spend time with her. He realized, that a cute asian girl is much better gf than annoying aging American feminist.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:38:29 AM No.212833657
>>212831717
Based and true.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:50:59 AM No.212834147
>>212829610
bassed
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:06:31 AM No.212834724
can these old fucking kikes die already
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:07:03 AM No.212834742
Adopting a girl he later fucked was a pretty good bit
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:07:48 AM No.212834763
>>212824464
Imagine the c*nny
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:08:06 AM No.212834778
>>212834742
At least she ain't in the street
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:09:20 AM No.212834819
blue jasmine is easily in top 5 films of the 21 century
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:10:13 AM No.212834855
>>212824419 (OP)
The one that takes place in New York.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:10:54 AM No.212834879
>>212831717
18 years of happy marriage, that's fucking based.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:11:15 AM No.212834894
>>212834724
The new kikes are way worse though.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:13:28 AM No.212834977
>>212831717
28 years of happy marriage, that's fucking based.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:56:12 AM No.212836325
>>212834778
lol
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:05:09 AM No.212836601
>>212824419 (OP)
I've only seen Annie Hall. It was good but his voice got really grating after a while, I remember about 2/3rds of the way through the movie I really wished he would shut the fuck up for like 30 seconds
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:09:47 AM No.212836749
>>212836601
It's a Woody Allen thing.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:22:25 AM No.212837103
>>212824419 (OP)
Match Point which is in turn a thematic remake of his own film Crimes and Misdemeanors. I'm glad he came back to it because there's a kernel of genius at the heart of the idea that's hard to explain but can only really be recognized by Woody Allen's neurosis.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:26:34 AM No.212837223
Hannah and Her Sisters is basically his greatest hits
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:40:54 AM No.212837648
>>212829841
I only own two, Take The Money And Run and Sleeper
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:46:13 AM No.212837810
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>>212824419 (OP)
I've only seen a few of his films and they were all unbearably awful.
Why do Americans put up with this pedo nepotism?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:49:01 AM No.212837884
>>212829610
purple rose of cairo is probably his best, manhattan murder mystery is my fav, scoop is his funniest
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:49:44 AM No.212837907
>>212837810
you're humorless
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:51:14 AM No.212837950
>>212824419 (OP)
Sweet and Lowdown
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:01:15 AM No.212838252
>>212837810
>nepotism
Wat.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:07:24 AM No.212838440
>>212824419 (OP)
Why did he have his hair cut like that in the 70s? Like the extremely long temples and that just accentuated the awkward baldness on top?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:23:46 AM No.212838965
>>212838440
70s was very weird fashion wise, that's not even the weirdest haircut of that time.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:34:49 AM No.212839311
Threadly reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH_LtT0JT54
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:23:12 AM No.212840643
Bump
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:27:33 AM No.212840771
>>212824419 (OP)
Annie Hall. I wish people stopped pretending he did anything wrong. More artists should take influence from him.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:30:34 AM No.212840863
>>212824419 (OP)
Love and Death
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:31:35 AM No.212840893
>>212831596
It insists upon itself, unironically
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:31:57 AM No.212840908
>>212824419 (OP)
Antz
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:34:25 AM No.212840969
>>212840863
Based, that's the best of his earlier ones.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:37:10 AM No.212841049
>>212824419 (OP)
Annie Hall
Hannah and Her Sisters
Sweet and Lowdown
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:39:23 AM No.212841102
>>212840863
W h e a t
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:04:34 AM No.212841772
>>212824419 (OP)
Has anyone besides me seen Shadow and Fog? Unironically my favorite film from him
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:14:26 AM No.212842038
Radio Days and Broadway Danny Rose are my favorites, Celebrity is my least favorite, it's really forgettable even with the Trump cameo. Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex has its moments but the superior 70s sketch comedy movie is Kentucky Fried Movie
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:38:58 AM No.212842687
>>212841772
No
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:40:55 AM No.212842739
>>212841772
Yes, and it's late night comfy kino. Funny, bizarre, occasionally profound, and has a brilliant expressionistic aesthetic. Criminally overlooked.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:42:13 AM No.212842775
>>212842739
Exactly
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:46:20 AM No.212844251
>>212842739
>>212842775
I'll add it to my watchlist. During the pandemic i was going through his filmography chronologically but i stopped at Alice and never went back.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:48:25 AM No.212845448
Love and Death
Annie Hall
Manhattan
Husbands and Wives
these are essential.
actually most of his output between the mid 70s and mid 90s is pretty good
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:33:10 AM No.212846153
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>>212824419 (OP)
wtf kinda likeness is that?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:49:12 AM No.212846400
No appreciation for his serious dramas at all ITT. Interiors? Another Woman?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:51:02 AM No.212846427
>>212824419 (OP)
Manhattan
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:40:22 PM No.212848057
The Cunny Connoisseur
The Cunny Connoisseur 2: Cuter & Funnier
The Dark Knight Rises
Mortal Kombat
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:48:11 PM No.212848143
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>>212824419 (OP)
He made a lot of good ones, he had crazy runs
The best one is definitely Zelig

He made lots of good shit
Annie Hall
Hannah and her sisters
Manhattan Murder Mystery
Play it again sam
cassandra's dream
interiors
match point
manhattan
scoop
love and death
whatever works
crime and misdemeanors
deconstructing harry
husbands and wives

he also made a lot of slop that is watchable.