Thread 212825218

how do you respond without self sabotaging your career for a second time?

>>212825218 (OP)
Sam's asshole belongs to Harlan now.

>>212825218 (OP)
I didn't even know he was a stand up comedian until kill tony, he's fucking hilarious.

>>212825684
yeah he annihilated that fat nog they constantly trot out kek

lmao this is giving me
>like the comment so it doesn't look like you're seething about it
vibes

>>212825767
rape-victim coded heart tbqh

actually watching the whole thing for the first time (i'm at 24:18)

the entire wigger crew is trying to humiliate harland but he's holding his own

very self-aware guy, knows full well what they were doing. keeps asking damian to upbraid the other wiggers like damian's his pet, turning the bit against him

>cunnilingus county has been up against it for many years, uhm, it's the, uh... these internment camps, where they... keep the, uh... i dont know
who says Sam cant riff?

>>212825767
>swedish
How is your dying nation doing broder?

rookie move to roughhouse with a canadian

>I play hockey
that was him being polite, he meant he could drop sam at any time if he actually wanted to

>>212825921
damiel actually. faggot's name is damiel. sorry

>>212825921
i imagine Harland has been around the block a few times and has met people like sam who have a cadre of ballwashers follow him around and knew exactly how to handle it

>>212825767
this niggas country uses an elder scrolls calendar

>>212825218 (OP)
>cropping out his bear claw scars

>>212825684
Which episode?

>>212825972
we are being raped on a daily basis

>>212826060
Did Sam think he was stronger than a Canadian grizz?

>>212826017
all of his Conan appearances are gold

Nosy!

>>212826094
Yeah… I plan on leaving norway before it gets just as bad here too, considering denmark for the time being but I can’t stand the danish language so I might go to argentina instead idk

>sam spam
Whatever you're paid for this retarded off topic shitposting, I'll double it if you stop

>>212826185
Fuck off Sam, you lost.

>>212826185
if its about sam getting raped by harland williams, i say allow it jans

>>212826026

the man started out with Norm MacDonald, I bet it was as easy as swatting a fly

>>212826172
>leaving norway
>for denmark
It's not the country, it's you. NGMI!

>>212826061
The ones with Harlan, might have been the Madison Square Garden last year.

>>212825218 (OP)
>AYO NIGGA, FUCK THIS DESK
lmao

>>212826026
>>212826243
he's best friends with Tom Green also

>>212826229
>>212826240
its about advertising sam. He pays for these generals

>>212825218 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_DyGqsOHQ

ok i got to the part where sam flips the table and tries shoving harland into the nest and starts making ooo ooo gorilla noises

shit's actuslly funny ngl

>>212826301
id love to see tom work sam up into a millenial hysteria by singing a silly song

>>212826251
Norway has already gone down, the oil fund is working as a life raft FOR NOW but Im not spending the next 45 years paying 1/3rd of my salary into a system that will collapse before I retire.

The rich are fleeing, more immigrants and rapefugees every year and higher taxes every election. Fuck this place.

>>212826172

maybe you should look up what an absolute mess of a country Argentina is first, you naive nordcuck

harland seems completely unfazed tho

>>212825218 (OP)
Report Sam to Stripe for violating their TOS.
>>212825921
Sam is a hack and Harland is a pro.
>>212826150
Null literally jacks off to shotacon and CP
>>212826185
Just Report Sam to stripe and he won't be able to pay off /tv/ mods any more. You can email them or DM them on Twitter.

I thought thank you was pretty based. One of his few good responses

>>212826345
sup damiel

>>212826172
i haven't researched it thorougly but based on a cursory glance denmark seems like sweden except better in every way.

What you all fail to realize is that Sam is playing 5D chess
>Have obsessed ex "Channing Creagar"
>Bitch has literally dedicated her life to destroying Sam's image because she cannot have him
>In an ultimate display of wimpiness get comedymogged by a 65 year old boomer to give obsessive ex "the ick"
>no more bitch riding your back 24/7

>>212826301
Nah, you're just butthurt because your e-daddy is being dunked on. Seethe & cope retard

>>212825684
bro he has been funny since the 90s. time to brush up on your leaf humor, EH?

>>212826416
Sam Hyde is the comedy equivalent of the Insane Clown Posse. Even their fanbase is similar.

>>212826150
>after trolling sam into a sperg out, harland ends up sitting next to the rest of sam's crew as they stew in their shame, with sam now sitting by himself

literal podcast kino. harland might be the realest boomer to ever do a podcast after this.

Sam will never admit he was irrationally paranoid over a joke about oranges

>>212826573
Yeah….

>>212825922
>jews jews jews
It's not funny when your only comedic line is jews.

>>212826488
lurk moar

>>212826573
You like 'em tight and ripe, Sammy?

i'll never understand how any of you watch or listen to gutter trash shit like this. i guess you're either braindead or still very young where you think this is cool and "with it"

>>212826150
There's nothing clever about doing an ambush interview. It's very easy to put an interviewee in a situation where they either look retarded for trying to answer loaded questions or they look like an asshole for not answering. Sam handled it poorly but the Harland guy was very obviously just being a massive asshole. In a one on one situation it'd be best to just walk off but Sam had his wigger crew there who all seem too retarded to realize what was happening and wouldn't have followed his lead in a walk off. Trashing the studio and all the equipment in response to being asked to behave like a retarded gorilla would have actually been kino but Sam didn't take it far enough and so just doing a table flip made it awkward

>>212826425
>Null literally jacks off to shotacon and CP
The "evidence" of this is a screenshot of plaintext in a notepad file btw

>>212826847
>ambush interview
samsisters……..

>>212825218 (OP)
I chimp out like the white nigger I am

>>212826791
>virgin Harland makes impotent pedo jokes
>chad Sam actually fucks barely legal pussy
Harland L

>>212826847
Sam can dish it but can't take it and I can tell you're probably a Hyde paypig just by reading your post LMAO

alright watched the whole thing

yeah idk sam and nick are fat psychos

i wasted too much of my life watching mde. fucking hell

>>212826928
>barely legal

>>212826928
ah so you're a troon that grooms kids

but humor is all about cruelty isn't it. i guess i'm a gay snowflake in a cruel world. i liked when harland outright said he would fuck sam's mother and sister in the end

>>212826893
seethe, cuck

>>212825921
Harland turning Damiel into his own Adam Eget was such a funny bit.

>>212827066
I made this post and I am trans btw. Not sure if that matters.

>snoytroon
OHNONONONAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>212827091
I know you are, now get in the gorilla nest

>>212826969
What did nick do wrong? The priest trigger?

>>212827055
I liked when sam outright kicked a fishtank contestant in the head

>>212827129
Why are you responding to yourself?

>>212826847
You have no idea what an actual ambush interview looks like. Harland was just riffing and using inane banter. I can't imagine how mindraped Sam would get if he had to podcast with someone like Bill Burr, even if Sam was the host. It would be like the h3h3 incident all over again except with Sam flipping out and smearing shit on the walls.

>>212825684
Fucking zoomer

gorilla nest

>>212827143
didn’t say anything funny, many such cases

>>212826997
>>212827049
lol cope

>>212827152
Anything else, troon?

is sam an only child? and he hates his dad?

it shows

>>212827270
This image has 'p embedded. DO NOT open it.

>>212826847
It wasn't an ambush interview.
Sam came in hostile from the get go so Harland threw some barbs back. Any other comedian would just riff.

>>212826969
Extreme Peace has been a let down.

>>212826416
Harland has been doing this for waaaay too long to be phased by someone like Sam lol

>>212827265

with what? you've never had sex. you're not Sam. weird fucking flex regardless but I know you nuMDE faggots have no sense of reality.

>>212827066
are we already rotating around to sam being based and harland being a cuck?

>>212827282
If your father is a boomer, gen xer or a millennial it is very very very difficult to not hate them.

>>212827154
no, Sam seems to be pretty calm in the face of more outward hostility. just watch the one he did with Mayhem Miller. he'd actually shift gears if the interviewer was more aggressive, something Harland was incapable of doing

>>212826928
are you same kind of guy saying everyone should forget about the epstein files already

>>212827325
>redditspacing
>obsessing over an e-celebs sex life
----------------------------------------------------->

>>212827342
nobody wants to hear sam be serious

>>212827349
What files? You are being delusional. There were no files.

>>212827341
why, Sam? he provided you with multiple cars and trips to Europe. let it go and reconnect.

>>212827342
wtf did he need to be aggressive for, it's a silly comedy podcast, they read words out a shoe and improvise on 'em.

>>212827349
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

are his whole crew just beta bitches at this point? They all talk such a big game but that all sat there in COMPLETE silence the entire time. What the fuck was that about?

So odd to be an adult in a friend group with a defacto leader who is butting heads with someone other person and you and the other subordinates just look at each other with wide-eyes and giggle like a gaggle of brain-defect henchmen or something

i heard a total of 6 words from any one over there and 4 of those words were "biofreeze"

>>212827375
>obsessing over an e-celebs sex life

you were just bragging that Sam has fucked underage women, you freakazoid

stop being an ocd faggot over redditspacing, you sound like a gay man complaining about someone's clothes

dude sam putting tape on the mic and asking nick to cut a stray thread on his shirt, fucking classic mde, never dies

>>212826847
What ambush? lmao
>goes on unhinged rant about jews in scientology
>gets defeated by stupid pun
>BILLIONS MUST DIE

>>212825762
he told that big spook "you have muffin tops on your ankles", fucking brutal lmao

>>212827392
Harland's the host. it's on him to shift gears and make it fun for everyone. all he has in his tool box is "uhhhh, skittle shoes, this guy has skittle shoes. he should go to gumdrop rainbow mountain with those skittle shoes, right guys?"

>>212826150
Do jex and SeedPaste and RedHonorDonor know about this? Do they like it?

>>212827425
lol i was making a joke about the gay shit you obsessed faggots love talking about. cope

>>212827537
it doesnt matter if you view harlands comedy as quirky or random, the point is that he clearly has an ability to keep things moving in a way that can make you giggle.

sam lacks that ability, literally ALL he can do is just say jew hitler indian and then get physical with people.

>>212827537
nigga he tried everything in his power to squeeze anything funny or entertaining out of Sam Hyde and it's just an impossible task when all you get no matter what angle you go with is "WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT".
He even got defensive when he asked how everyone met ffs

Harland markyposted to Sam's fuckin face lol

>>212826488
>destroying Sam's image

He’s doing that just fine himself.

>>212827420
theyre like the diet pussy posse de caprio had following him around in the early 2000s
literally just yes men ballwashers who’s only justification for existence is to stroke sams (easily bruised) ego

>>212827598
Sam was being low effort because he didn't respect Harland "hurr durr bad puns" style of comedy. again, Harland's the host and it's on him to try and shift gears and make it interesting. he failed to do that so Sam nuked the episode

People are focusing so hard on gorilla nest that they're completely ignoring the moment where le heckin' BASED Esoteric schizo "Charls" tried to pipe in with heckin' BASED inside spiritual knowledge and literally nobody reacted or cared.
Cringe kino.

>>212825218 (OP)
There needs to constantly be at least two threads about the same gay ass topic huh?

>>212827674
>it’s Harland’s fault sam got stunlocked by a rape joke

>>212827688
i def missed that boring shit

>>212827643
>h-hey there, spaghetti man. you look like you'd like to shower with a chinchilla. gosh, that's a weird word, huh? chinchilla. it's like a chin that's also a chilla
yeah, Harland did everything in his power to not act like a retard and connect with his guest

>>212827674
what did he have to shift gears to? holocaust denial?

>I hate nature. You're not going to like my answer about it.
Why did he even say this? Sounds like a total fag

>>212827516
i never could stand that guy
it seems like the rogansphere is using harland as a gatekeeper to the inner circle
cant jive with him you dont go any further

>>212827701
Harland was a bad host, fullstop. it's his job to connect with the guest and he couldn't do it. Sam reacted by being disrespectful. i...i'm gonna cry for Harland, cause it's just so sad

>>212827757
he started talking about rape because he realized that's the only type of low effort edginess Sam responds to, but he made the grave mistake of talking about the WRONG kind of rape

>>212827757
Who watches Harland to see him "connect with guests" ?
Have you been watching so much Joe Rogan that you forgot that comedians are supposed to be silly?

>>212827757
Maybe harland shouldve said it’s SUPER SERIOUS when he’s trying to be serious right?
just be honest, sam got gotten to with the same tactics he used on idubbz

>>212827776
Sam was being flippant towards Harland's dumb comedy and Harland couldn't drop the act and shift gears to something different.

>>212827674
Harland was 10x funnier and more entertaining to listen to than sam, yes, even with his borderline play-dumb boomer schtick, at least he has SOMETHING.

Sam looked like a little boy who didnt know why he was there. When Sam was given an opening to say something funny he just repeated the "how was your childhood" thing back to Harland. Its not that Sam has some weak or lame gimmick, its that he has next to nothing. Once hitler-indian-jew fails to make you uncomfortable, he literally has no idea what to do after that.

>>212827828
oh, okay so now it's the audiences fault that Harland sucks as a host. who even watches Harland at all?

>>212827834
you just reiterated your post you autistic retard. stop stimming and provide an actual answer

bro i NEED my battery
>wipes bussy with a dudewipe and hits vape

>>212826172
>considering denmark for the time being but I can’t stand the danish language so I might go to argentina instead idk
That's like saying "I'm considering Heaven but I don't like angels so I might to the seventh circle of Hell instead idk"

>>212827857
basically true, he got manhandled by an old washed up and felt like the only way to get control of the situation was physically, and when that didn’t work he started groveling

>>212827794
Go watch Oprah you faggot

>>212827794
If you research Sam for 2 seconds prior to him appearing on your podcast, anyone with a brain would conclude he does not deserve or warrant any sort of genuine connection heart to heart podcast. If you do that, sam;s sole effort will be to make you look stupid. He will only play nice if he really respects you or something you've done. Sam viewed harland as some c-list washed comedian, which is partially right, but sams misplay is not realizing he is below even that. Harland runs fucking circles around him in terms of keeping things movie in a chuckle-worthy way.

>>212827857
yeah, he has something, his one, stuck in the 80s, aloof retard schtick that he stole from Emo Philips. imagine trying to sit through an hour long convo of this boomer dipshit babbling about someone being a "carrot head" or some shit. Sam just wasn't having it and Harland has zero back up plan for when people don't care for his dumb schtick

lol love how the goalposts have shifted from "it's all a bit" to "no it was actually sick that Sam destroyed the desk" to "Harland was AMBUSHING Sam, he should try being a better host"

you guys getting directions from The Raped himself in some cord?

>>212827870
Harland has 80 episodes of his podcast of him being a aloof goober. Sam knew this.
Be honest, how have you donated to Sam or Nick in the past?

>>212827871
you're mad, calm down

>>212827952
genuinely no. and i'm assuming doing Harland's show wasn't Sam's idea

>>212827939
>you guys getting directions from The Raped himself in some cord?
Without a doubt

I just want to remind the browsers of /tv/ that Sam is not your dad and that it's okay to have thoughts and a personality of your own :)

>>212827934
there's that raped talk again

>>212827674
that or he's a hack fraud retard and his best stuff he's never come up with it in the first place
mmmmmmmmmmh which one I wonder

>>212827939
>get rug pulled by FT4
>extreme peace is a gigaflop
>sam gets humiliated by a boomer
its been a rough couple weeks for the raped ‘cord

>>212827972
everyone itt is mad. do you know where you are?

>>212827420
I feel the same. I'm not sure if Nick was on drugs or he's that much of a pussy, but his reaction was hilarious. Charls was making fun of Sam and Erick simply watched. It's not a group of friends, they're just business associates. They'd ditch Sam if they could latch on to a minor celebrity like Harland.

>>212827932
ahh, so Sam deserves to be fucked with, but if he fucks with them back he's just a big meany. whatever dude, he fucked him that dude's studio. it's funny that people are mad at him about it

>>212827794
you're a faggot, fullstop

>>212828035
>criticizing Harland's outdated boomer humor means you were raped
sure, bro

>>212827834
he did it towards the end by asking how the crew was formed and to tell us about their journey and he got triggered by the word journey

>>212827939
>some cord

And the troon outs itself, it just can’t be helped, they’re desperate for attention on a genetic level.

>>212828036
the one i said

>>212828090
and the rapes keep piling high

>>212828064
You’ll never be a woman, puberty stopper

>>212826311
>Retarded Shit: An Analysis Part 1
Video essays have destroyed zoomers man, lmao.

>>212827781
rogan himself is even scared of harland. he went on JRE and really fucked with him and retard joe bought into every obvious joke

>>212828064
aww, sweety

>>212828099
i'm not one of sam's exes, calm down

>>212827934
oh hey its the emo phillips poster again, glad to see you're still attempting to force the absolutely insane and bizarre idea that harlands vibe is in any way remotely similar to phillips.

you are just completely off. If Phillips is Filburt from rocko's modern life, Harland is Heffer. I cant believe i have to explain this to you every thread you bastard, why not throw mitch hedberg and don rickles in there too, christ

>>212826664
we figured this out in like 2016 with the wignats

>>212828146
Yeah that episode is gold, like watching your drunk uncle fuck with your dad or something kek

>>212828146
booo outdated boomer humor booo we like tony hinchcliffe and saying indian stuff

>>212828115
>schizoposting in a Harland Williams thread
go back to /x/

>>212828090
You're not "criticising his humor", you're saying it's his fault Sam made an ass of himself

harland gave sam a norm macdonald style BTFO

>>212828133
>’
>U+2019 RIGHT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK
Literal foreign shill. That character is not on American keyboards.

what will sams next disasterclass be

>>212828205
harland is beloved by nearly all comedy fans

>>212828242
nta but i have one on my iphone you schizo freak
‘M’

comedy?

>>212828179
oh you just found out who Emo Philips is. yeah, these wacky voiced, hack comedians like Harland all stole his bit. if you knew anything about comedy you'd know that but you're just some dumb e-celeb obsessed tranny that bitches about Sam all day because he's le ebul Nazi man that fucks legal aged women. i'm glad you're still here bitching with your redditspacing. cheers

>SAM MOGGED THAT OLD MAN
>IT WAS JUST A BIT BRO
>HE MADE THE APPEARANCE MEMORABLE

Sam Hyde has a dad shaped hole in his heart

>>212828230
i've criticized his humor a bunch of times in this thread. and again Harland was the host and failed to have a good show with his guest. cope

>>212828205
its such a redpill that while they can be corny and cheesey, the old "wacky jokes your grandpa would tell" style of humor takes so much more effort than just saying jew-indian over and over. The latter only works for a brief window of your career where its inappropriate to say that. Once you're in a room full of people all find that funny or arent shocked by it, its the most low effort repetitive shit possible and loses its bite.

yes indians eat poop, yes jews suck the blood out of baby dicks, yes blacks wash their chicken with soap, I see this literally everytime I open the catalog on 75% of the boards on this site, and sure, I'll still laugh at it, but if you are a self-proclaimed comedian you have to do better than that

>>212825684
I didn't until redbar on JRE

>>212828313
sick selfies dude. you should go on Fishtank

>>212828278
I believe that poster was being facetious and actually understands said boomer humor takes more effort and is more interesting than KT and saying jew indian into infinity

>>212828278
yeah, that's why Sam's appearance is doing his best numbers (and they're not even that good)

>>212826172
>yeah i might move to one of the most jewish countries in the world
retard

>>212826172
lol imagine being this retarded after winning a lottery for top 5 best citizenship/residency possible in this world, the west is doomed not because of nigmigrants but because of people like you

>>212828312
>oh you just found out who Emo Philips is. yeah, these wacky voiced, hack comedians like Harland all stole his bit

(space)

lol

>>212828358
yeah, it wasn't funny. that's why Harland wouldn't bite on Sam's jew jokes
jewishjournal.com/podcasts/you-dont-know-schiff/361929/harland-williams-part-2/

>>212827341
I fuckin love my dad

>>212828463
lol do you seriously not know how influential Emo Philips is? jesus christ, why are you trying to argue about shit you know nothing about?

>>212827952
>Harland has 80 episodes of his podcast of him being a aloof goober. Sam knew this.
Not defending Sam, but Sam probably didn't know because he's just begging for any and all interviews and doesn't really know any other people outside the mainstream internet sycophant loop. He most definitely didn't watch more than 10 minutes of Williams' podcast

>>212828337
He does sound pretty raped tbqh

>>212828562
Not doing background research on person you will be working with in a media setting is beyond retarded.

>>212828573
seems pretty romantic to me. you've never fallen hard for a girl before?

>>212827306
I don't think that's the case. I think he came fully prepared.

>>212828597
yeah, Harland really should've done his research. he was the host afterall

>>212828599
as an adult no i cant say ive ever fallen hard for a highschool sophomore, let alone to the point of trying to become a fucking janny at her school lmao

>>212827341
>if you've had a father in the past 60 years, it is very very very difficult to not hate them
hm. sounds more like a you problem.

>>212827779
I can't comprehend the idea of hating nature. I'm an atheistfag but nature is beautiful. If I were religious - like sam claims he is - I would want to thank God for creating such a beautiful world. What even makes Sam happy? I don't understand the point of living if you genuinely hate nature

>>212828551
The reason I think your line of inquiry is so stupid is BECAUSE I know how influential Phillips is. Someone like Demitri Martin is a closer fit to Phillips than fucking Harland Williams. Im still completely baffled by the comparison to be honest.

>>212828641
damn, that sounds like something out of a romance novel. girls go wild for that shit

>>212828642
mde fans have father issues what a shock

>>212828641
More into boys huh

>>212828610
"tight and ripe" makes me inclined to agree that he did his research on sam lol

>>212828676
tell me more about what makes little girls horny, sam

>>212828633
Fucking hell stop coping and take the L hydefaggot.

>>212828597
Sam thought chimping out in an adult swim meeting was a good idea and that there would be no repercussions. He's not the smartest feller. Do you think he's got private health insurance now? lol

>>212826150
Well, luckily sam is still young and perhaps will learn from this. I didn't watch the interview but from everything I've read it sounds like it went parallel to extreme peace.
>>212828573
"I hope you are under duress from your mother and only saying what you have to"
lol wtf? Is this real?

>>212828667
why cause Dimitry kind of looks like Emo? the stupid exaggerated voice, the silly non sequitur style of comedy, Harland clearly adopted all of that shit and he's from the era where he would've seen Emo on the Tonight Show or Letterman or whatever. you're absolutely grasping at straws to say that Emo wasn't an influence on Harland. get real

>>212827154
People just don't want to play your boomer gibberish word games for an hour and you can't blame them when it's only funny 5% of the time.

>>212825218 (OP)
he went from a weak chinned dweeb to a silver fox wannabe? lollll posting thirst trap at his age is embarassing

>>212828698
yeah and then asking for a cunnilingus demonstration
you could literally see the steam coming from sams ears kek

>>212828721
>the host shouldn't know anything about the guest and allow the whole interview to go sideways
>yes, that is a real opinion that i have because i am a retard
hth

>>212828778
So don't go on a podcast with a host who's schtick it is to play boomer gibberish word games.

>>212828648
people who grow up rich usually don't develop an affinity to nature, at least in my experience based on people i've met.

also sam's rants on oversocialized people is projecting - he's clearly oversocialized and overexposed himself and if he really does hate nature, then he basically doesn't have a way to zero out from that

>>212828711
i don't know, read some of the smut that women like to read. you'll see all kinds of crazy obsessive behavior

>>212826928
OK everyone fill in the "you're jealous you didn't abuse a minor" squares

>>212828799
There is no indication that Harland didn't know about Sam. But it's his show, so you play into his schtick. Holy fuck, you people are an actual cult. Just accept that your messiah has BTFO by a boomer and move on.

>>212828313
woah sam's fans are super based!!!

>>212828810
>it's the guests fault that the host was bad
fucking cope, my guy

>>212825684
no one here has seen dumb and dumber?

>>212826969
Sucks realizing Sam was never funny, just edgy. You're more mature than someone probably 10 years older

>>212828823
>people who grow up rich usually don't develop an affinity to nature

it's literally the opposite, there the ones that can afford to go camping all the time

black people always talk about how much they hate nature excursions

>>212828810
Ok I won't. But I will call people brainrotted boomer zombies for thinking it's funny to just say some words in no particular order. Give me someone like Norm Macdonald who can actually make a (one) joke.

>>212828831
>having that gay shit saved on your computer
lmao found the discord tranny

>>212828573
>>212828599
He never cared about her though. He's a sociopath.

>>212828872
nta, I'm not black but I am very poor, and I've always loved nature. It's the easiest and cheapest thing to do, going to natural beautiful spots, so long as your parents have a car. I never went to theme parks or the like, it was all historical sites and nature non profits and the like

>>212828831
Kek

>>212828862
it's your fault for going on a show where you know the host is bad when you're a terrible guest yourself (or without doing any research on the podcast you're gonna be on, or the host)

>>212828850
no, it's his show, so it's on him to make the episode go smoothly and make some kind of a connection with the guest. that or your desk goes flippy and you got tossed around your studio like a bitch nigga lol

>>212828905
youre so raped for knowing about any of that shit

>>212828947
get sams nuts off your chin, he’s not gonna fuck you
youre way too old for him

>>212828872
completely not the case where i come from, but there were no and basically still no black people there. in much of eastern europe rich people hate nature because it's provincial and being around it is a sign of being poor.

>>212828905
wow you know a lot about some gay e-celeb drama. that's so cool

>>212828918
ok cool, i'm sure that's true for some people. my parents never had a car and I lived in a mostly black neighbourhood, almost never did any kind of nature shit except a few biking trails. different for everyone I guess.

>>212828895
MARK YOUR SQUARES!

Please say Sam is a white nationalist so I can win SAMGO

>>212828942
so Harland is a bad host then? k, great. i'm glad we figured that out

>>212828971
i do live in europe so it might be relevant there that there are a lot more rural-suburb type locations here, vs america's more centralized city thing. if you live in, like, the midwest, from what i know that place is pretty boring so i can imagine a number of american places have that problem

>>212828963
>obsessively posts about Sam all day
>gets called a faggot for obsessively posting about Sam
>uhhhh, you're the one that's gay???

>the look of concern on Harlands face when Sam confesses to being raped
Norm is smiling on us

>>212828982
white power, you're gay

>>212828064
Based

>>212828999
You type like a fat fag.

>>212827674
>>212827537
>Harland's the host. it's on him to shift gears and make it fun for everyone.
But he did.
>Sam, already angry: My back fucking hurts! im going to move around because my back fuckin hurts!
>Harland: How'd you hurt your back?
>Sam: deadlifting, do YOU lift???
>Harland: I lift dead people all the time, i just lifted meatloaf the other day an-
>Sam: DID YOU RAPE HIM???
>Harland, singing: I would do anything for love, but i wont do that!
>Everyone but sam laughs
>Sam: You ever been RAPED?!?!
>Harland: once when i was rollerblading with short shorts at 2am, 6 priests took me into their van and-
>Sam: JEWS RAPE MORE. JEWS AND SCHOOLS. NOT CHRISTIANS
>Harland: yeah you look like you've been raped
>Everyone but sam laughs
>Sam's forehead vein pops and he bursts a vessel
>Harland: Hey do you wanna build a gorilla nest! we have these twigs!
>Sam flips the table, hitting Eric in the face, Nick tried to stop the table flip
>Nick looking like he's going to pass out from PTSD anxiety
> Sam begins wrestling with the 62yr old senior citizen, trying to throw him into the mess he made
>Harland, amidst the chaos: I thought your back hurt!
>Everyone but sam wants to laugh, but they're traumatized by the Sam spergout
>Sam: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT CUNNILINGUS IS????
>Harland: an irish airline?
>Everyone but sam laughs
>Sam, defeated and out of breath, unable to move the old man who anchored himself on the chair: d-do you work out. s-strong old man
>Sam's last ditch effort was to call the guy who beat him strong, to look if only a little bit less weak
You're on crack, the WHOLE podcast was Harland trying to tee them up with great setups, but sam took it as a personal jab each time and was dead set on bringing the topic back to far right talking points and cringe, too-serious racism. and sam pissing and shitting about the ape nest was the cringe icing on the spergout cake, Harland just likes monkeys lmao

>>212829017
im not your boogieman

>>212828999
that's your argument. if he's such a bad host, why go on the show?

I refuse to watch podcasts can somebody explained why a single episode of this completely mind raped the internet

>>212829077
holy shit, no ones ever reading that lmao

>>212829091
Look up 3 posts

>>212829077
accurate assessment, i genuinely think something might be there with the rape thing
maybe a Jew at adult swim made him suck his dick or something

>>212828942
What is the guest supposed to do if he's just being bombarded with and endless stream of unfunny schizo gibberish? The chimpout was retarded and gay while simultaneously being the only remotely interesting thing to happen in the entire hour. I just checked and this one with Sam has 10 times the views of the previous episode. 247k right now, while his previous episodes have 27k, then 32k, then 50k, then 29k. Nobody watches this shit.

>>212829091
Sam went on to self promote/shill and he couldn't take Harland actually being funny and riffing on Sam. Sam destroyed his Set like a big man baby, his crew is mortified, their 2nd shot in the industry is toast, and Sam's shills are going into maximum overdrive COPE mode.

>>212829122
i read it, it was pretty funny.

>>212829158
Sounds like a bit they were doing from the posts

>>212829153
this has to be one of the mde crew, nobody sane would be this deluisional for free

>>212829153
youre so autistic about what shit is supposed to be

>>212829077
spot on
it was a hard watch tbqhwyf

>>212828831
>Channing mentioned twice in that image OUT OF NOWHERE
Well I guess we know which raging methhead broad is posting in this thread...

>>212829122
Nick's expression from screengrabs tells me everything you've written is true. I have not watched the interview.

>>212829077
I think the young and tight orange was a reference to marky. Cunninglingus was a reference to the shitty extreme peace bit (it sounded like Harland wanted to make them practice on peaches, Sam refused because he can't be the butt of a joke), then gorilla nest was a reference to fish tank.

>>212829185
holy shit the cope is unreal

>>212829077
Again, nobody wants to play this unfunny retard gibberish game with you. There is going to be blood in the streets.

>>212825218 (OP)
>how do you respond without self sabotaging your career for a second time?
I build the gorilla nest

>>212829218
youll never do anything sam, its time to grow up

>>212829186
The truth is you're too retarded to answer a straightforward question

>>212829179
Nope. Harland was the only one doing bits and being silly with the conversation. Nick is laughing and smiling while Sam is seething the whole time. I think being made to tape up his Zipp can started the seething.

>>212829208
>IT WAS A BIT
>OKAY IT WASNT A BIT BUT EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
>OKAY THE ENTIRE CREW WAS MORTIFIED BUT IT WAS THE HOSTS FAULT
the absolute state

>>212829153
>>212829216
>muh views
sounds like some dumb zoomer whose job it is to increase PGL clip views

>>212829275
Violence is good

>>212829275
>nick seeing his kid fall into a wood chipper

now that the dust has settled, was he heating up the room on purpose?

>>212829275
Watching a man die in real time is something else. If I could turn back the clock for you I would nick.

>>212829304
Sorry for checking that your favorite actor's podcast is dead bro I didn't mean to make you upset

How can Sam turn this around this time?

>"Sam Hyde? Yeah he's a little too out there man, little unpredictable..."
And just like that, all the years of working towards Rogan just went up in ashes.

>>212829329
>favorite actor

tell Sam this script isn't working

>>212829343
he just needs...more time...

oof just imagine how bad sam would be on kill tony. and kill tony is already shit as is

>>212829353
DADDY TOE NOOOOOOO

Any other old mde fans from before 2010 remember when Sam Hyde tried to do stand up comedy and bombed terribly and hid all the videos? This was right before he moved back in with his mom and did the cellphone video saga. I think he has a chip on his shoulder towards actual comedians

>>212829321
that's my favorite schizo theory. no he's 62 years old and gets cold like my gram gram, it wasn't some evil villain thing lmao

>>212829343
Have shills come to /tv/ to spin this into him actually being a BASED Chad WARRIOR who epically MOGGED the 62 year old boomer who was FEMININE and WEAK.
Just kidding. He would never do that, lol.
Can you imagine how silly that would be? Haha. He would never haha.

>>212829329
>bro
Get a father. Get a skill. Be White.

>>212829356
You're like a parrot, all you can do is repeat things

What about Sam Hyde attracts so many schizos trying to own him? Its a weird pathological thing that is very confusing to me but seems to be a sort of contagion. Or these are discord raids but even then it is very odd to be so obsessed. The lower case text. I know people in ftl mention mondocord or something. What does it all mean

>>212829408
thank you for explaining what a parrot is known for, ragdesh

>>212829417
its fun to stir up the MDE ballwashers
theyre the linkmarines of /tv/

>>212829399
sam has like 100 chips on his shoulder

>>212829407
Just like a kike to claim to be White. Nobody is fooled Moshe. Go snack on some foreskins.

>>212829446
That's right, thank me

>>212829460
But it looks like a bunch of schizos riling each other up. Nobody really ball washes in the threads.

>>212829467
there's literally nothing the man even likes. what, japanese cars and 90s PC games? he might be the most negative person of all time. I got so sick of his constant whining about the most miniscule things on PGL

>>212829417
I used to be a fan, now I'm not, it's called critique, there's nothing schizophrenic about it, Sam went downhill hard and anyone with half a brain can see it.

>>212829417
Would you watch a dying star?
I sure would.

>>212829526
great time to be a hater desu

>>212829460
It feels like there is something about him that triggers people to try to "own" him. Like they're lashing out to nobody on the internet about him. Is it because he's "online" so they think he might see it and give them attention in a weird demented way?

>>212829526
I stopped listening to it because it was the same negative shit after the other

>>212826172
hvor faen bor du? er fint her i stavanger. oslo er jo helt forpult men det er jo en selvfølge. AP vil jo til og med ha strengere innvandringspolitikk. hvorfor stikke fra norge, pyse? er du en sånn idiotisk FRP'er som vil at norge skal bli et Thatcher-aktig AnCap shithole bare for å kunne own le hecking libs?

>>212829532
Its not critique though its just the way people type in the threads. Read it from top to bottom. Its like a weird dogpile satisfying some pathological need to get one over on him. I know I sound disengenious and trolly but I actually find it interesting if this isn't some organized thing.

>>212829521
well all i can say is even sams strongest defenders know they’ve been taking a lot of Ls lately so theyve resorted to contorting around the idea that this is all 9000D chess moves by sam, nobody really ballwashes anymore though but the MDE marines are still fighting to the last man

>>212829399
he was still pretty young comedian-wise in 2010. Why did he stop? Was it insecurity? Did he afraid of failure? Jimmy car started doing comedy in his late 20s and look at him now
>inb4

watching nick die on the inside was the best part. he looked like he saw a fucking ghost

>>212829608
I died a little in sympathy
I never want to see that expression on a man's face again
looking for a lifeline anywhere and there's none

>>212829551
Chuds called us the F slur so we have to own the the king of the chuds on 4chan as revenge

>>212829584
Like but who cares. Its not a sports team. If I don't like someone I don't post the same stuff over and over again about them ad nauseum. I swear I've seen 50,000 Marky posts in my life. Its just odd behavior and seems unique to Sam. That is all.

>>212829399
dude's got a party sized flavor mix worth of chips on his shoulders

>>212829122
You just did sam troon

>>212826847
>ambush interview
lmao just as I predicted. chuddies are changing the narrative from "it was a bit" to "it was an ambush!!"

>>212825921
>try to turn tables on host by dominating their space
>have your crew surround them and stare them down
>try to discombobulate with edgelord topics like rape and racism
>when none of it works literally resort to border line physical assault
Harland rolling with all of it while trying to egg them on to go further really rattled Sam kek, he has absolutely zero response and literally rolled over and whined like a bitch at the end of it kek.
Harland not plugging and turning up to his live show was the icing on the cake.

>>212829077
Checked and based, I still like Nick and feel bad for him. I'm feeling embarrassed to have liked Sam when I was younger. His 2070 bit was really good back in '15 tho. Live long enough, become a faggot.

Wish we had more Charls facecam during this moment

>>212829646
It doesn't even feel like that. It feels like scorned lovers or angsty sons getting back at their father. Its a weird dynamic.

>>212829417
>he doesn't know what 4chan is

>>212829551
like it or not Sam is practically a celebrity on this website. so think about it, it's the same thing as when a celebrity makes a blunder and we have Jonah vs Ornella threads for years, or Matt Damon ' I check " threads for years.
It's literally just that those mainstream celebrities don't browse this website, they're not quite that pathetic, and so we don't see them in the trenches fighting back tooth and nail, tears in their eyes, trying to salvage their reputations. the niche micro-e-celebs MDE, however, constantly lurk. so there will always be artificial opposition pretending to be other anons. it all just adds fuel to the hilarious fire.

>>212829594

From the videos I saw way back the material was super shitty and he bombed incredibly hard so probably stopped doing it out of shame. Everyone remembers his dumbass Ted talk which is funny in the context of tricking fart huffing retards into listening to schizobabble. When it comes time to actually tell jokes and deliver on stage he falls short and from the looks of it that’s still the case

>>212829275
lol he was doing a Harland impression, mocking him on PGL after they filmed with him. cope

>>212829694
kek he was a cunts hair short of a heartattack

>>212829641
Yeah Nick shouldn't beat himself up when Sam blows it... AGAIN. He's been through it once before...

>>212829179
Nah, Harland invited Sam to shill his bit and the end, then edited all of it out as a clear fuck you. Sorry Hydetwinks, it's over...

>>212829551
>>212829698
We get it, it makes you cry and piss when someone is mean to your idol

>>212828337
I got a dad shaped hole in my ass

>>212829417
from what i've seen the biggest sam haters are ex-fans that dropped him after the dozens of blatant grifts and zero effort to make comedy anymore. i dont want to listen to a 40 year old washed up roidtard give live "advice" to obese brownoid incels i just want to laugh

and if i wanted to hear someone rant about jews I'd listen to fuentes cause at least he has some knowledge and can actually articulate a point

>>212829417
>schizos

nigger you have a bunch of superfans calling everyone a kike lover for pointing out that it's weird to flip someone's desk over. be real with yourself for a minute.

>>212829660
KEK

Sam has a can of Pringles on his shoulders, without the cans.

>>212829685
>borderline assault
It was assault and battery, but Harland made Sam look like a retard.

>>212829758
There isn't a single post in this thread supporting Sam which makes it even weirder.

>>212829417
>chud politics
>self righteous white knights on behalf of muh marky
>general e-celeb obsessed schizophrenia
i think that's most of it

>>212829077
>i thought your back hurt!
genuine laugh
dude is a pro

>>212829664
>see a wall of text
>don't read it
cope

>>212829783
I don't know the desk thing seems weird to get caught up on. Isn't he a wacky comedian. Its like you want anything to dogpile about. Its a weird groupthink. I guess its cathartic or something? Idk

>>212829791
Yes there are, schizo

>>212829783
jesus christ, just take the L

>>212826150
>null still talking about this shit
lol

would this pedo ever let people on kiwifarms make a lolcow thread about himself?

>>212829698
Your guess is as good as mine really. It is a serious form of derangement though. They feel the need to reply to every single post with some weird little sitcom pwn. How does someone get so thoroughly buckbroken where they want to sit here for hours in some bullshit /tv/ thread going "uh yeah well.. he sucks!!!! bazinga." 400 times. Actual mentally ill behavior.

>>212826150
If you can't see how weird this shit is idk bro

>>212829844
it's called e-celeb obsessed schizophrenia

>>212829899
you don't understand he flipped the table

>>212829779
>grift

what does this term even mean anymore? what 'grifts' have taken place

>>212829077
Excellent post.

Sam was absolutely destroyed and no amount of simping by his incel fanclub will change that.