Is he right, /tv/?

>>212826477 (OP)
Isn't he like 5'7?

what's the proper way to burn a zombie shane-style?

>>212826477 (OP)
Jon is a meme at this point. Burn Local.

>>212826477 (OP)
shane would have been the first one to die from negan actually

>>212826477 (OP)
Big B is always right.

Would Negan stand a chance against Shane in an all out hand to hand melee?

Yeah, shane would have already dismantle his group if he was alive

>>212826477 (OP)
if shane was alive at that point he would likely have died in some stupid and avoidable manner and gotten everyone else fucked by negans crew

>>212826477 (OP)
Nah. Shane was always a bitch

>>212826477 (OP)
By the time they encountered Negan, Rick was already transformed into Shane so no, freeze global.is wrong

Shane was the toughest motherfucker on that show. He got lots of pussy, too.

>>212826477 (OP)
>le tough guy jew

>>212826477 (OP)
Could Shotgun take Money? We already know the answer.

he should've stayed alive longer, fuck the writers

>>212830087
Hos behavior in S2 is peak of the show imo. Every scene is priceless

>>212826477 (OP)
This guy is such a joke. Someone post the basket ball video.

>>212826477 (OP)
Yeah he’d burn that ass local

>>212826477 (OP)
Shane chimping out would make Negan kill several people and then he'd just kill Shane anyway

>>212826477 (OP)
If it were Shane on his knees surrounded by Negan's goons it wouldn't have gone down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that RV negan stepped out of.

>>212826477 (OP)
>Is he right, /tv/?
locally!

>How you gonna burn local, if you ain't a real one Rig?
>Ain't like it was Rig

>>212830321
Hoop local

>>212826477 (OP)
what does burn local even mean

>>212827054
Are zombies local?

>>212830321
How did the guy know there was something in his anus?

>>212830321
nice waistline FAGGOT HAHAHAH what year is it 1953?

https://www.charmanbrand.com/store/p4/BURN_LOCAL_HAT.html

lemme ax u sumtin

Ayriglemuhtelyusum

>>212830321
damn he really is like 5'5"

>>212830321
Why are his arms so fucking long?

>>212826477 (OP)
if he agsed Negan just a single sumpton, the entire show would have been different

>>212833537
he aint no punk

>>212829571
he only fucked 2 whores

>>212826477 (OP)
eh, the show did a pretty good job at showing there was no way out.

>>212827074
Exactly. Unless Shane had a gun hidden up his sleeve, he's dead.

>>212826477 (OP)

Did he bring this up on his "Real Ones" podcast?

>>212826477 (OP)
Shane is the only one who knew Hershel's story about Sophia was bullshit, but he would've forgotten they had seen sentient walkers, just like all the core group did. That means he would've also forgotten the group just got done scattering like rats against guy who managed to get a tank. In addition, he too would've been oblivious to the possibility of ambush, and he would've been first to get the bat.

>>212826477 (OP)
I am beginning to think that Bern(local)thal is starting to believe that his roles in movies are real life. I am starting to doubt he even burns local at all!

TEst

>>212830144
Joke? he's a lock down defender. St. Louis Anon can attest to that.

>>212837278
the joe rogan phenotype is subhuman

>>212837390
Hatin the underdog is never gully

>>212826477 (OP)
No Shane just talks a big game. Remember it was Rick that put down Carol's zombified daughter, Shane was stunned like everyone else.

>>212837390
>joe rogan phenotype
5'3" with cromag head shape?

>>212830321
WHAT THE FUCK is that outfit dawg ?

>>212826477 (OP)
>All that head rubbing was actually toughening up Shane's scalp. Lucille would shatter upon contact.

>>212837665
yeah, its fucking disgusting

>>212826477 (OP)
Negan burned globally confirmed

>>212837695
That outfit lets you know an alpha is coming throw anon. Got to cover the breadbasket in case some jitterbug tries to come for the crown!

>>212837860
meh i wear my sweatpants like that around the house

>>212837860
Sorry can't help it I love this guy he's so great

>>212838115
I presumed you would anon
>NYH0X ... NY HOAX
... w-w-what is going to happen anons? This isn't supposed to be a horror thread

>Lucille is about to eat some post apocalypse sunny side up eggs (very rare and precious)
>Shane walks in, stands uncomfortably close to her and licks the egg
Wut is Negan gunna do?? Nuthin jats wut.

>>212826477 (OP)
Negan would know Shane is a troublemaker right away and never have let him survive the first meeting. He dies in Abraham's place.

>>212826532
No he's 5'11

>>212839362
Hi Jon

>>212826477 (OP)
Negan had some gay moral compass and wouldn't outright lie about shit, while Shane really didn't have one and would do insane shit to make a narrative.

>>212830321
Bernthal is built like a manlet. No way he's near 5'11".

>>212837860
Based Sandler-core enjoyer

>>212830321
crash bandicoot looking ass

>>212837860
lil f gardner lookin jew

>>212833409
with his lifts in

>>212830321
thats guy looks pretty cool.