>mfw I get put in the gorilla nest against my will

LE GHOST OF KYIV

in the ring?

>>212827921 (OP)
Sam Hyde The Raped.

can you gossiping bitches keep this shit in one fucking thread?

>>212828011
Don’t worry, another thinly-veiled CP thread will come around eventually.

>>212828011
Look, we paid for keeping at least 5 generals, so we're going to keep them up all of the time. Good knows the mods need the money. Just don't tell hiro

>>212827921 (OP)
Can someone give me a qrd on this? Is it satire or real? I was cringing pretty hard thoughout it.
Was a big mde fan back in 2014 and stopped watching after world peace season 1 ended.
What are these guys up to now?

>>212828245
>What are these guys up to now?
their humor hasn't evolved since you stopped watching and the new World Peace (named Extreme Peace because adult swim cucked them out of keeping the name) blows ass.
They went on a podcast to promote it and Sam fucked it up by being the unfunny roid raged retard he has now fully become.

Has Sam's downfall begun?

YOU HAVE NOTHING, NOTING TO THREATEN ME WITH, NOTHING TO DO WITH ALL YOUR ROID-STRENGTH

>>212827921 (OP)
This is the exact moment Sam lost the plot.

>>212827921 (OP)
is this a gay porno

>>212828821
>left: happy, content, confident, White
>right: angry, bitter, insecure, jewish

>>212827921 (OP)
harland looks like he's busting the absolute nut of a lifetime while sam gets him in the amazonian position

how many threads are you going to shill for literal whos

fucking fuck off already nobody cares but your 10 person circle jerk

>>212827921 (OP)
OH NONONONONONONONONO

>>212827921 (OP)
James looks pretty rough here, whats going on?

>>212828245
Work that turned into a shoot. Both guys have the same Andy Kaufman shtick of being intentionally annoying and unserious and jerking people aroiunf and Sam broke first.

>>212828821
Why did he need to know the questions beforehand? Mighty liberal of him

>>212829027
What do any of these terms mean?

Work? Shoot?

>>212827921 (OP)
Will Sam fight in a homoerotic way with Joe Rogan when Sam finally gets on Joe's podcast?

>>212829133
He's not getting invited lol

>>212828821
What's the point of roiding if you don't do any training. Retard ruined his health and looks for nothing, not even muscles

>>212828909
We paid for a month of 24/7 threads so. Just adjust your filters, not like wet intentionally evade them :^)

>>212829121
Work is fake/scripted/acting and shoot is real

>>212828356
>extreme peace
just watched one of the sketches holyy fuck that was unfunny in hindsight sam was always boring as fuck and has millennial rick & morty tier humour
>yelling and being ironic is le funny im too sardonic for you if you don't laugh at my jokes
why do retards here suck his circumcised dick so much?

>>212827978
>the raped rapist

>>212829133
Never gonna happen. Joe isn't down with that clown.

>>212829133
let's be real here, Sam on Rogan would be just Sam asking the jewish question and other "le redpills" with Jamie constantly debunking every word coming from Sam's mouth.

I keep hearing people who are shitting on Sam that this Harland Williams guy is a legendary hilarious comic. This actually true?

>>212829918
>This actually true?
No it's not true that you keep hearing people say this. harland is pretty tame and even lame, yet his wit triggered sam (the raped)

>>212827921 (OP)
this harland guy is actually funny as fuck, I can see why sam lost

>>212827921 (OP)
UMM THIS IS EPIC

>>212829980
Can we see this "wit"?

>>212829998
yes! we're totally winning, markytrannies. Sam is finished now!

>>212830030
I dunno who marky is, but you have to admit this nigga got outdone

>>212829556
>deboooooonked
Maybe he'll talk about how islam is right about women

>>212828060
why are there so many pedos here now suddenly

>>212829133
its never gonna happen. joe is a retard, but he already knows who sam is and knows that he doesnt want him on his show

>>212830062
i don't know that old niggas desk got flipped, i think maybe he took the L

>>212830030
I just like seeing lazy bullies get dunked on.

>>212830062
hydefags think everyone is up to date with their parasocial jew overlord's full lore when in reality nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about

is the asian guy hyde's friend or part 9f the podcast? that shit had me cracking up

>>212829918
He holds decades of experience of a certain comedic schtick, that it may not be for everyone, but he has truly mastered it. This is a true comedian that treats comedy like a craftsmanship.

>>212830030
Everyone in the know dropped the marky shit after cracked out creager went live while barred out of her mind and discredited the marky narrative almost entirely on her own by revealing most of the accusations leveled at sam were drugged out nonsense. but you can still laugh at samuel for being a sensitive art school faggot

>>212828245
>go on comedy podcast to promote your show
>try to dominate the hosts space
>surround him with your crew and get them to stare him down
>attempt to rattle him with conversation about rape, racism, etc
>none of it works, Harland rolls with it and escalates things himseld
>Sam starts to loose his composure because he can't kept up
>resorts to getting physical in last ditch attempt to rattle Harland
>Harland continues to roll with it and push him further
>Sam eventually gives up and makes a pathetic attempt to bring it back down to normal levels
>Sam's crew all cringing at him
in a nutshell Harland BTFO post-irony edgelording by escalating it to the point of no return and Sam pussied out like a bitch kek.

>>212830077
>suddenly

>>212827921 (OP)
what is the "gorilla nest" reference and why am I seeing it everywhere? And what is the context for this? Not everybody is eternally online OP so fuck you.

>>212830218
heres what actually happened.

>old boomer fuck rambling about dumb nonsense
>sam realizes he is being played to look low and played a fool
>trashes the set and makes harland look like the old boomer pussy faggot he is.

honestly harland is lucky sam actually didn't murder him then and there for being a weird old boomer creep

>>212830444
Discord trannies desperately trying to make their literal who loser of a boss look mildly relevant.
Jannies are paid to shelter these threads.

>>212828011
it's the baskinfaggots latest spam. expect to see these threads shitting up the catalog a while. just ignore em

sam lost hard, the peaked of his career was scaring the commie piece of trash hasan and that's it

>>212828245
Real. Sam did a rugpull on the fishtank fans and his new WP clone is just repackaged WP skits but with endless cameos from fishtank faggots. It's garbage. He used to be funny but now he's just full of himself and thinks he's a comedic genius because he has an army of wigger zoomers who slurp up any slop he drops. It's embarrassing how far he fell off. Not sure if he just got lazy due to the endless dicksucking or just lost his edge.

>>212830444
Sam went on the podcast to be unfunny and get free advertising. He made Sam tape up his Zipp can. Gorilla nest was a reference to fish tank. He was making Sam work for the advertising by being funny, and Sam cracked.

>>212831069
you are just a lefty redditor.

>>212831248
>He made Sam tape up his Zipp can.
oh wow, i didn't notice that. harland never intended to let sam plug extreme peace

>>212828011
if fagtank bullshit is allowed to shit up the board for weeks after it ended you can survive a few days of sam hate threads

>>212831373
Sure. Not liking a grifter and not treating a comedian like a messiah makes me a lefty.

>>212831483
2 ways to look at it.
1. He was going to make Sam work for it.
2. Wanted to make Sam be funny, maybe advertise on a 2nd appearance
3. He kept pushing Sam's buttons (marky/tight young peach) and never intended to.

He also said technical difficulties at the start, so probably didn't intend to.

>>212830944
Hi Sam

>>212830150
part of the hangers-on he brought

>>212830150
>>212831841
Ryan Rivera. Just left Gavin Mcinnes to work with a different Freemason (Sam.)

>>212830062
We're all Marky on this beautiful day

>>212832033
i doubt sam was ever initiated, they ask for some stability usually, and he was a deadbeat into his 30s

>>212832212
They love useful idiots who lust for power.

>>212832033
qrd on this? i remember this creepy whore appearing once on an episode on goyvin mcinnes' show when sam judenstein was on and she got up and masturbated on camera while talking to them. its was extremely weird. why are all these people like this? why is no one just normal?

>>212832412
I'm glad sam made schitzo posting cool again

>>212832432
i wish i could remember what the episode was. this shit was like 10 years ago but i still remember it from back when i used to care about sam and the whole episode was extremely weird. sam showed up looking like a weird bulgarian immigrant and shit.

>>212832412
gavin mcinnes is just a low inhibition freak, the guy wrote pretty much all of early vice, including the guide to sucking dick

>>212832478
it was the costume from the thank you white man sketch

>>212832412
Freemasons require you to be blackmailed, or a gay/degenerate/pedo so they have leverage over you. That's what Epstein was all about. She was a good friend of Gavin, he stood up against her "false accusations." Now she waved her right to a speedy trial and has been in prison for 6 years for being a CP producer.

>>212832432
Sorry kike, "schizo" is not an argument. It's the genetic fallacy.

>>212832351
>mirth
that's just an old word, there's no special masonic connotation. the lafferty book is just that.
and josie? bruh

There's only so long someone can handle Harland's 24/7 pathological lying humor before they flip a table. He's funny, but it's ephemeral and as soon as a real topic comes up, he makes a joke then changes the subject so there's no real talk around him. A podcast to discuss any amount of truth with him is a waste of time and would be extremely frustrating. Sam acting out was a dumb move and just proved Harland had the upper hand.

Also, Harland creeps me out for multiple other reasons and the visuals in the pod just confirmed it even more.

>>212827921 (OP)
i recently watched this after people saying sam got strength mogged and even way earlier in the video its clear harland does actually lift and probably even hopped on trt since hes old and all old guys do that now

>>212832661
very interesting that over a 1000 episodes nobody flipped a table until sam couldnt handle roughly 20 minutes of riffing with a norm macdonald type comedian.

>>212832579
>not an argument
Lmao shut up shill.

>>212832661
>e-celebs think they are super serious philosophers tackling the serious issues of today

there is nothing more cringe than shit holy shit. no one fucking cares what they think, they are entertainers

>>212832759
sam is just a fucking nigger straight up. he doesnt have the temperament for thought in the slightest. cant compose himself with any sort of grace as a supposed "christian" man should. just vulgar perversities and unfunny autistic screaming, violence and stimming is all he does. playing fucking fallout 1 and all he does is this cringe jeet impression for 2 hours.

>>212832720

Norm was actually funny though.

>>212832661
Harland's clearly tainted by his decades in Hollywood but Sam is equally creepy, like he lives in a bubble that has made him completely out of touch because he relies entirely on his bootlicker handlers to tell him if he's funny. Plus I dont get the sense that Harland is a sociopath/cult leader type that I get with Sam. Harland seems like the type of guy that will try to sell me something but unlike Sam he wont grope me and whisper weird shit in my ear as Im on my way out the door.

The temperature in the Kiwithread has turned..

Harland just reminded me of Tom Green where a Canadian isn't funny or witty in any way and tries to pass off social awkwardness and faux pas as humor. It just ends up being uncomfortable and boring and only soys pretend to like it.

>>212833068
>I'm not crying, you're crying!
Okay Nick

>>212833068
Kiwifarms is a gangstalking site for losers, ran by a gay shotacon who jerks it to CP.

>>212833149
And yet he still manages to be funnier than Sam

>>212833149
>>212833017
>>212832661
seriously how old are all these posters, you all sound like retarded niggers. harland is a fucking comedian and youre trying to do 6 hour break down videos about you notice he didnt talk about something serious as if its a big discovery

im actually pretty amazed how well he did. he would make norm proud

>>212833430

I've seen Harland's stand up. It's shit. His roles in movies are passable only because someone wrote his lines for him.

>>212830944
you have to be 18 to post on this site young saar.

Be honest with me /tv/, is this the end of Sam Hyde? I know he's basically been a literal who for the past decade anyway, to anyone that isn't a terminally online incel. But, it seems like only the biggest cringelords are still supporting him after this.

>>212833499
ive never seen his stand up but hes funny in movies and in that pod cast he was always funny to watch and his expressions and stuff so hes obviously excellent at keeping his cool and thinking on his feet. hes just on another level than sam and when he realized that nothing he could do would throw a wrench in the show he just broke down

>>212833616
This ain't the end but Sam has taken a few L's lately.
>Extreme Peace reception has been middling
>Fishtank S4 died
>during all this he has a sperg out on a podcast
If he stays offline for a bit and maybe actually attempts to work again, then he could be fine. Yet you know this guy will go back to throwing out low effort slop.

>>212830030
marky posting still triggers sammy, he banned it from TTS lmao

>shows up to a podcast
>destroys the set
this is peak comedy in 2025

>>212832412
McInnes is so weird
he goes on about how evil porn is but then promotes this chick
or at least he did
her case is extremely weird
she's been in prison for like 8 years now without trial

>>212833748
your observation is tight and ripe

>>212833068

It was kino. Like a renaissance painting.

apparently Harland brought up marky in the parking lot before the show

>>212827921 (OP)
unironically why did he do it?

Four active threads at once. Why does Sam live so rent free here?

>>212833713
I kinda doubt he can come up with anything even remotely interesting again.

>>212833908
GORILLA NEST

>>212833975
He did his research.
>be a good person hat
Too much for Sam.
>>212834007
He pays the jannies. Report him to stripe to get his payment processing privileges pulled.

who the hell is marky

Sam fears this

>>212833068
If you have ever typed like this you are a complete cocksucker

>>212834309

>>212829098
BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING JOKES
LIKE NORM USED TO DO ON HIS PODCAST YOU TARD

>>212834467

Ok so he fucked some girl who cares?

>>212833149
Tom Green is the father of the school of comedy Sam follows.

>>212827921 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>212834570
Tom Green is friends with Harland and can actually fucking riff unlike Sam

It’s extremely deceptive to edit the video that heavily.

There are at least six cuts of unknown duration. That’s a pussy move. You can make anybody look however you want if you antagonize them and then butcher the video with censorship. Sam very well could have said something funny, or maybe he didn’t. Unfortunately we’ll never know because Harland decided to be a classic Canadian and go turbo passive aggressive

>>212834570
>>212834595

Tom Green is awful in every respect. I'm going to disregard your opinions.

>>212834673
Tom Green is the reason you're even here. Show some respect.

>>212834673
>>212834595
>>212834570

didnt tom green literally invent pod casts? im not saying thats good or bad or anything, its just pretty interesting i think

>>212834623
Ogre fool

>>212830077
>now suddenly
anon...I

>>212834673
Hes not funny but he's got a place in 4chan history so I respect him

>>212834623
You realize the edits were just a meme to set up the part where he cut out Sam plugging MDE

>>212834827
>Hes not funny
tell me you havent watched the tom green show or subway monkey hour

>>212833314
And?

>>212834965
No they weren’t. There wasn’t any continuity for most of the cuts/ ad reads

This was all setup and preplanned! Harland is just really good at faking it! THIS IS ALL STAGED AND PLANNED

ALSO HARLAND WILLIAMS SUCKS BUT IT'S STAGED TO MAKE HIS SHOW BIGGER BECAUSE SAM LIKES HIM.... WAIT UH UH UH N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD

>>212835180
I know you think no one is autistic enough to call you out but you are wrong, listen back to the podcast. The "cuts" are just cosmetic

>>212835194
The n word isn't funny and I'm tired of chuds pretending it is.

>>212834542
no you have to care because some schizo decided that she was underage even though it's been proven she wasn't. you have to care and you're not allowed to like sam. also, you have to obsessively shit on him now every time he gets brought up

>>212835330
i know, i wish black people would stop saying it

>>212835258
No they’re not I went through them today. Many of them they are still n different body positions and there is no way to tell if the cut was 2 seconds or 2 minutes

>>212835376
They're reclaiming the word. It's not something you'd understand if you watch edgelords like sam

>>212833015
Harland was still the funniest guy in that room.

>>212835579
holy shit, dude, we're not seriously trying to have a discussion about the usage and meaning of the n-word in 2025. we're shitposting about a fucking comedian

>>212831483
Yeah, this is more like it. He wasted everyone’s time under false pretense. He deserved the chimp out, I don’t really think it was that embarrassing either. How do you just let a grown man destroy your studio? Meanwhile Harland had four ad segments for sponsors and got 10x the views of his previous weeks videos because of Sam. Dude is a boomer faggot. Sam is a household name and I’ve never heard of Harland in my life.

>>212835938
He’s a passive aggressive Canadian pussy who will never sack up and tell someone face to face that he disagrees with xyz. You can be honest about your opinions and still make it funny and comedic in nature. Like his views or not, Bill Burr is a perfect example of this. Not afraid to say what’s on his mind and can maintain levity while doing it. Harland is incapable of this because he’s just a seething bitch. Once you learn to spot people like this they are unmistakable

>sam forcing charls to suck on a dildo in extreme peace ep 5
evil faggot

>>212830024
coal-fired brimstone

>>212835938
>>212836245
>Go onto another persons show and you're at their mercy
>"WTF I'M NOT THE PUPPET MASTER HERE WHEN YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE FINAL CUT!?"

Samheads are genuinely low IQ retards, and I haven't thought about Harland in maybe 25 years.

GET IN BRO

>>212832212
>>212832579
you're responding to a genuine schizophrenic who watches the entire website for sam hyde posts to spam his headcanon all day

sam is more successful than ever and troons CANNOT handle it
>WP1 was never going to succeed and would get cancelled regardless, they barely made money off it, admitted that the money was not worth working with those people
>sam nick and charls all made up years ago now, harbor no bad feelings, all are set for life, nick has a successful company and investments, stream makes good money, charls' father in law is rich, sam was always rich
>the youtube streams, fishtank, merch, podcast subscriptions, live tours, and EP all make millions, more successful than 10 successful seasons of WP1 would have ever been
>they have their own platform, lots of connections with mainstream comedians now, joe rogan talked about sam recently and seemed interested
>he did worse things on other podcasts yet nobody said anything about it, troons have been raiding the board over this and nick and charls are making fun of it live on stream
>harland williams is actually a trump supporter

>>212827921 (OP)
>balding
KWAB

>>212836274
you wouldn't get it bro it's alternative indie comedy bro

>>212829133
Sam is a midwit with no interesting takes and a terrible stand up routine. His biggest achievement was a mediocre comedy show on the millenial stoner network. The fuck would Joe have to talk to him about? There's maybe 20 minutes of content to be had with Sam, even if he wasn't a cringe lolcow.

>>212836278
Mediocre bait

the first season of world peace was alright but it was the start of the decline with all the lame ass dad advice stuff.

>>212835392
Post an example

>>212836389
you clearly dont listen to JRE, sam would be the perfect guest.

>>212836424
You're coping hard. You don't get invited into someones house, shit on their floor and act like you have a right to have dinner.

>>212836470
No Sam, you wouldn't be.

>>212836490
so you're admitting Sam got the better of Harland?

>>212836589
you'd watch the hell out it, you parasocial weirdo

>>212836597
??? No? Harland thought he was inviting a normal guest to his home and kicked him out and didn't let him eat.

Though in the minds of a retarded Sam fanboy, shitting on the floor is le epic trolling.

>>212832033
>>212832351
>>212832723
Hi niggerlips

>Alex visibly uncomfortable watching chat in Scuffed Realtor right now
kek you faggots are ruthless

>>212836651
>a bunch of shit that didn't happen
lol k sure, schizo

>>212834570
that would be andy kaufman thobeit

>>212827921 (OP)
JESUS IT NEVER ENDS

IT WORKS ITS WAY INSIDE

IF THE PAIN GOES ON

IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT

>>212836589
you're extremely stupid because your derogatory description of why sam hyde wouldn't belong on JRE is like an exact description of who Joe Rogan is
>midwit
>stoner
>mediocre comedy show
you've never fucking once listened to JRE in your whole life.
you don't have to like either one of them to immediately know how an episode would go
>first 30 minutes talking about the antics sam went through to get on the show, his comedy, joe talks about comedy too, "getting cancelled", milquetoast "anti-woke" discussion
>15-20 minutes talking about his influencer boxing bit
>middle "serious time" where joe talks about fitness and martial arts and typical filler shit, plugs supplement/fitness equipment advertisement shilling, sam gives basic bitch selfimproover advice like on the podcast, jamie pull up that bear fight video
>bla bla bla, more podcast talk about podcasts "Thats crazy!, anyway that happened!"
>rogan shills his comedy friends
>sam's social battery dies, podcast end

>>212836721
>Being this low IQ

Let me put it simply for you, punjabi:

Invited to the podcast is like being invited to his home for dinner

Sam is expected to act courteous/funny as a guest

Instead Sam flips the table/shits on the floor

Then his plugs are edited out/he doesn't get to eat dinner.

Harland is everything sam could never be

>>212829918
Hes just a rando standup with some stonerish movie roles and a weird look.

>>212828245
You saw this but want more information on it?
You stopped watching but saw a whole podcast starring them?

>>212836356
Are the trannies in the room with you?

>>212836817
>Harland is everything sam could never be
Because Harland is a jester that is actually secure with himself. It's the crucial piece Sam is missing. It triggers immense imposter syndrome in Sam and he freaks out.

imagine caring about these ugly muttoids

>>212836900
see you next thread

>>212827921 (OP)
>getting schooled by one of your idols' (Norm) comedic sparring partner after attempting to literally wrestle control of the show for no reason
humbling video
i hope he takes this in stride and learns from the experience instead of ignoring it

>>212836942
hope he loses all his money and starts working as a cashier at mcdonalds so he can actually bring some value to society

>>212836942
>i hope he takes this in stride and learns
lol
lmao

>>212836934
youre like a dumb bitch that watches real housewives

>>212836993
real housewives? cunt are you in your 40s?

fun fact if you respond to his tweets with gorilla nest you get insta blocked

>>212837027
youre watching the gay zoomer equivalent of it

>>212837066
kek at your oldfag references

how old are you? fuckin loser

>>212835627
>blah blah 4chan is for edgelords only
You do know you share this board with liberals, right?

>>212837098
and yet you watch the same gay dramaslop
faggot

>>212837130
you literally shouldn't even be here anymore you peter pan cautionary tale

actual loser kek

>>212836651
>Harland thought he was inviting a normal guest
Literally any amount of basic research like a 2 second google search should have told him that was not the case

>>212837152
truth hurts

>>212836886
Wasn't the tranny a FtM, meaning that you have to actually believe people can change genders in order to believe it was gay, rather than Sam just fucking another mentally ill woman?

>>212837166
Well when I think not "normal guest", I think genuine retards like Howard Stern used to have on.

>>212837175
>truth hurts
i don't think you allow yourself to feel the truth of that post. would hurt a bit too much for you desu

enjoy playing board cop to people who's lives aren't over like yours is

>>212837216
Again, two second google search

>So when does your Tight & Ripe tour start?

>>212834309
A girl who was 16/17 when hyde fucked her and said some shit she apparently retracted. The schizo trannies think this will nuke hyde even though seinfeld did the same thing publicly

>>212827921 (OP)
>mfw im owning the chud and getting reddit updotes

>>212837220
t. watches fag drama instead of having real friends

>>212837236
>Sam unbuckles his belt
>Tardland instinctively gets into position

>>212837262
but seinfeld was a fucking j-oh wait

>>212827921 (OP)
zomg those bloody badgers are having gay sex!

>>212837275
>instead of having real friends
lol we both know you didn't sort your life out in time, stop playing

>entire career built on bombing in public appearances
>this is somehow different and notable

>>212837310
hey im not the one that wastes my time with these losers gossip, you should be angry at yourself not me

I think MDE are legends.

>>212828821
should have researched him prior to show

the boomer was a hockey player, he had good reflexes and strength
even his cap and mexican tshirt is there to provoke Sam

>>212837367
>hey im not the one that wastes my time
if you're old and still here then you've wasted your whole life, forget any portion of time. and you gossip in every thread, just about different topics. your whole adult life has been one big (you) farm gossip session

how do you think you actually appear to younger posters? like someone who's choices they should emulate? do you think you're cool?

>>212837463
they will see im based for calling out your faggotshit

>>212837287
Im not saying its moral or not, just that the general public doesnt care

>>212829133
in my headcanon Carl Benjamin of Akkad buried all internet chud-celebrity chances of ever going on Rogan

he was like nope, never again after that interview

>>212837461
i'm pretty sure they all know him, and mentioned rocketman on their podcast before, sam wasnt kidding when he said he was a big fan of him.

>>212837463
you are really hung up on how other people view you. it's faggot behavior. idgaf about being "cool" and why would anyone care what newfags think?

>>212837521
>you gossip in every thread, just about different topics. your whole adult life has been one big (you) farm gossip session
cope with your life unironically. you are old and sad.

>>212837588
youre just coping because you waste your time watching this e celeb drama

>>212837587
95% of oldfags haven't sorted their lives out and I refuse to give them a pass on that. It's like old roasties who refuse to warn younger hoes about the real life outcome of their poor choices.

Most oldfags are cautionary tales and that younger anon should learn from. Simple as.

why can't sam trannies just take the L, just admit he fucked up. the whole coping and acting like their e-daddy cant do anything wrong is so fucking cringe. its a nothing burger anyways.

>>212837625
>you waste your time
You wasted your life.

>>212837697
no but i can tell you have since its upset you so much

>>212837697
you're wasting your youth.

>>212837675
it is a nothingburger and there was nothing to fuck up in the first place. it was Harland Williams, no one gives a shit

>>212837718
>no
Are you married? Do you have a family?

I'm guessing no.

>>212837675
it works for trump

80% popularity even after gaslighting his chuds with the epstein backtracking

>>212837675
its a bit, retard. you're out of touch with what you're talking about and getting trolled by multiple sides. they discussed being fans of harland before and harland is a trumptard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA_mOU_CVaI

>>212837728
Not listening to any washed up spergs. Sorry. You refuse to even be honest with me about any of this, so you're losers twice over.

>>212837774
>>212837743
just admit your daddy got outtrolled by a fucking boomer lmao

>>212837801
you sound like such a triggered faggot, go back to X faggot

>>212834623
Pretty sure he's just cutting whenever Sam says a no no word or plugs his stuff.

>>212837829
Fuck off, loser.

>>212837802
sure buddy, just keep making 50 threads a day and maybe it will become true.

Someone post Extreme Peace Ep 5

>>212837874
Sam isn't going to be your friend, get off your knees.

>>212837874
ur daddy got raped

>>212837899
could it be that you're projecting your obsession?

>>212837929
I don't even dislike Sam, I just can see that he made a fool out of himself and don't need to defend him like he's a helpless baby

>>212829133
Remember when Sam paid for a celebrity cameos trying to shill to Joe Rogan to let him on his podcast

>>212837660
>95% of oldfags
based on what? you're projecting that onto thousands faceless people you've never even met and making up phony stats just to spite an imaginary oldfag you created in your head. as the younger kids say: touch grass.

Sam just ruined any potential big podcast / interview opportunities in the public eye with this stunt. This was a big break in a way for MDE and Sam yet again sabotages everything. No one is gonna want them on their show after this unfortunately. Nick and the crew's faces say it all.

>>212837968
>based on what? you're projecting that onto thousands faceless people you've never even met
But it applies to you, personally, doesn't it?

Do you have a family?

>>212837952
so true xister now sadly the whole world knows hes an incel nazi influencer and he will get cancelled off of tv again

>>212830077
>Cuties are a popular brand of small, sweet, seedless citrus fruits that are technically mandarins, which fall under the broader category of tangerines.

I wonder what Harlan was alluding to with the sinister Tangerines pre-interview, or the "you look like a Subway owner" lines.

>>212838021
Yeah trying and failing to manhandle a boomer cause he called you a gorrila is so cool bro

>>212837985
>random washed up comedian who's only barely back in the spotlight from kill tony appearances
>#7 most viewed episode on the channel in less than a day
>big break
this was an embarrassing appearance, but don't kid yourself.

>>212838075
everyone is talking about this, he was doing these appearances to try to appeal to the killtony boomer comedy crowd and now they see Sam as an emberassing lolcow. Its over buddy.

>>212838066
i know right, sam hyde million dollar extreme right fan here, why didnt our guy sam just punch him and actually pushed him to theground on the show? the whole world knows hes a fascist incel like andrew tate now. i can't believe it i just cancelled my sam hyde patreon subscription.

>>212838014
i do. i have a wife, 3 kids and a house. they're asleep so i'm shitposting here. not everyone is the boogeyman that lives in your brain.
>inb4 some glib faggot response
idgaf if you believe me, i don't need the approval of anonymous strangers

>>212832412
>qrd on this?

Mercedes was dubbed 'Based Mom' during Gamer Gate. Candace Horbaz aka Eva Lovia reactionary ex-porn star schtick.

>>212827921 (OP)
FUCK OFF

>>212838128
You're an actual NPC bot.

>>212833017
>I dont get the sense that Harland is a sociopath/cult leader type

If Goldsteinstriker was willing to dance the knife's edge, we could've gotten very dark Aristocrats jokes out of the two of them.

>>212838139
>idgaf if you believe me
I believe you, but I also think you're in denial about the % of oldfags who are similarly positioned in life. If we had the stats (which is obv. impossible to source) I think it would be pretty grim. But that is just my heccin opinion.

I refuse to be gaslit by oldfags who aren't warning me about their poor choices and pretending like being here when you're old and without a family isn't tragic and gay. They can all fuck off.

>>212833068
>Rolex millstone on my wrist and future sloppy crypto debt-maxxed seconds demands I save face at any cost

He built nests for men and gets nested by men.

>>212838248
buddy youre wasting your youth here, so why don't you go fuck off and go do something productive instead of this smug superiority just because you are young.

>>212833616
>is this the end

It's been over for a while.

>>212829133
Isn't Rogan Jewish?

>>212833975
>apparently Harland brought up marky in the parking lot before the show

About that Subway franchise owner line from Harlan . . .

>>212830944
Was the post-op neo-vagina worth it, Sam?

>be washed up comedian from the 90s doing some shitty podcast nobody in their right mind listens to
>invite a z-list "comedian" "influencer" and his entourage of fat greaseball "friends", all of them devoid of any humor whatsoever and looking like they're on 2-3 antidepressants each
>try to banter a bit to get something going, anything with his group of zombified golems
>the ogre leader of the entourage starts to get physical for no reason (?!) like it's some Louis Theroux docu and he went tard mode and needs to stim
>that's it
>damage control by having cohorts of cultist losers sell this as a "bit"

This is on par with the unfunniest shit a typical retard of the class was pulling in middle school like "I'll fart really loud" or "I'll wear my underwear over my pants haha".
Actually that describes MDE "humor" perfectly.
Just sad.

>>212838328
>instead of this smug superiority
Youngfags should shit on every oldfag who refuses to warn them about life traps they fell in. They are no friend of the youngfag.

Fuck those cunts. I shit on them.

>>212834623
>It’s extremely deceptive to edit the video that heavily.

Editing out the Extreme Shit plugs would've been more gonzo and funny if Candyassman played it cool. Only Charls & Nick had any witticisms and tags to Harlan (only for the former to be told stfu). Gorilla Nest stunt was the only redeeming feature.

>>212828011
Sorry your capeshit thread slid off the board.

>>212836274
>Take it easy Artist Guy!

>>212836360
SMALL HAT pattern baldness, no less.

>>212836742
Trukebeit

>>212833950
Im in love. Life is art

>>212833616
no, but this is as far as he will ever go in his career. he'll spend the next decade extracting as much money as he can from the zoomer cringelord autists and then he'll retire from comedy when bitcoin hits a million dollars

>>212832351
I read Past Master. Didn't really like it, I thought it was mediocre

>>212833946
Can't help but feel bad for Nick. But then he is tied to gigajew Sam Hyde. He should have kept selling rugs

>>212834827
Freddy Got Fingered is kino

>>212830218
accurate

>>212833946
hes having a panic attack

>>212830944
>honestly harland is lucky sam actually didn't murder him then and there

damn son your daddy sam hyde sounds like a real tough guy

>>212837212
Sam gave Edie Kershaw a MTF tranny a blowjob and she had the receipts.

>>212830024
still needs a dissociating depressed Nick wojak to fill it out

>>212834827
>this guy never got an UNDERCUTTERS pizza delivered to him
>this guy's bum is all alone
>this guy never asked "where's my dinner, bitch?" and had a statue commemorated w/r/t said event

>>212832033
>>212832351
>>212832723
why every sam hyde thread you post this shitty montages? who really open and read this shit? Every hasan and ian too, just stop, get some help
I don't know how many more times I will have to stare at this girl's nose bleeding >>212833017

>>212840214
it's a "bit", ha ha

Gen x irony 1
Gen y post irony 0
Gen z meta irony -1

>>212830944
>host have normal talk show conversations and jokes
>sam just wants to talk about indians and jews for the 100th time because he doesn't how to have basic conversations
You can't really blame Sam for chimping out, he's still mentally an edgy high schooler.

should have just humped a stool instead, sam.

>>212840493
find him a stool under 18 years old and he will

>>212835938
>Sam is a household name

This is fucking laughable. No one knows or cares who Sam is outside of 4chan. He’s a complete nobody, even more so than Harland. You must be one of his paid butt buddies shilling for him.

>>212834673
You are brown and retarded.

>>212830077
>suddenly
I hate being an oldfag in a sea of zoomers

>>212833149
this is literally what sam does, he couldn't handle his own medicine

>>212830944
Elder abuse is cringe bro.

>>212842475
he was just giving Harland a taste of what's to come from his Haitian caregivers in a few years

>>212840572
Harlen has 100k subs and averages less views than literal previews of sams paid videos.

>>212839233
Better than all your heros entertainers etc.

>>212833616
It's his decline at least. He can salvage it but he will have to work hard/change things up.

>>212837123
Shut the fuck up nigger lover

>>212842528
Harland is going to be elevated from a who? to the guy who humiliated Sam Hyde.

>>212830944
I thought the Harland guy was a fag and unfunny/boring but what do I know. I think him acting completely calm and like nothing is wrong while trotsky trashed his whole room and manhandled him made him look like a weak bitch. Any rational person who wasn't scared would have rightfully been angry about the room getting destroyed. Harland is an unfunny faggot and only boomers would think otherwise.

>>212843718
No, he played it perfectly. Sam thrives on making people angry and ended up looking like an ass when his usual shtick wasn't working

>>212843762
I disagree, and I don't follow either of them outside of watching half baked 20 years ago. I've seen Sam's fake ted talk and thought it was funny but that's it.

>>212843786
Then you don't really know Sam enough to disagree

>>212843718
>manhandled him made him look like a weak bitch
Nice try sammytranny, but he was literally struggling and shaking to move around a 60yo frail grandpa and looked like a faggot in the process. Harland displayed a master class of trolling/manipulating Sam whether you find him funny or not.

>>212843819
You don't need to have any context whatsoever though. It was obvious that Garland was used to making bad jokes and people laugh tracking for him to appease him. Making a joke about being raped by priests was maybe edgy or funny like 20 years ago. He just seems awkward and out of touch. I was actually glad when he asked the dude if he ever does anything actually funny on his podcast because it was exactly what I was thinking.

>>212843718
he could barely move a 62 year old boomer, by the end he looks red and sweaty while Harland smiling and laughing. Sam L

>>212843847
>muh masterclass
Tbh I just don't see it but it's not a big deal

>>212842528
he was on joe rogan and sam will never be.

>>212843884
You changed the topic of discussion. We were talking about the desk and manhandling. It made Sam look stupid. Sam's usual shtick in interviews is to make the interviewee look stupid. He does it with every single interview, and it wasn't working this time around so he did that and it bombed. It was unfunny and made him look stupid and autistic

>>212843718
Harland bested Sam in banter. when that failed, Sam tried to phsycially intimidate Harlan. Then that failed and Sam lost it and chimped out. The funniest part is Sam couldn't even bully someone smaller than him who will be getting his official AARP old people card in 3 years. Sam is a retarded sociopath and weak bitch. This anxiety attack is going to give him and MDE a black eye forever.

>>212833068
>man lies on internet
Absolutely unthinkable!

>>212843956
If somebody I liked in music or something came to my house and allowed me to interview him, and then started flipping my room over and acting wild, I wouldn't act like everything is fine. I would tell the person to fuck off and leave.

Garland exhibited fawning behavior. He was appearing docile and uncovered to hide the fact that he was caught off guard and terrified.

I don't see how anyone could come to any other conclusion unless you were some kinda of mega fan of one or the other and need to have an angle.

>>212843956
You just dont get it, Harland WASN'T FUNNY. Leave SAM ALONE. For Sam to riff and be funny he needs someone FUNNY to do it with. Sam won. His net worth is easily 3-5 times Harlands and he makes trannies and jews seethe and saved my life when he told me to get a skill and not eat seed oils.

>I hate nature
thats why Harland won hes a based forest ranger chad

>>212844054
Unbothered*

oh god the cringing from nick and erick is awful
i cant believe how bad them came across here. why have chuds become such delicate little faggots. Sam can't even handle the wit of a SIXTY TWO YEAR OLD BOOMER

>>212833616
>literal who
>terminally online incel
>cringelord
why do you type like fucking nicholas deorio

>>212831573
>grifter
you are literally a redditor lmao

>>212844054
Harland didn't flinch for a second and made Sam act a complete fool. Nick was on the verge of crying out of embarrassment

Has anyone figured out why Sam used to hang out with exclusively zoomer burnout wiggers? Always found that weird.

>>212844288
because no one older than 25 would find sam funny.

>>212844054
You don't see any other angle because you're stupid and have an inferiority complex that you're subconsciously trying to repress by projecting behavior onto the host that you resent in yourself.
Most people don't immediately escalate to outright verbal or physical confrontation when it isn't necessary, which it clearly wasn't because he knew he wasn't in any actual danger because of Sam's ego melty

>>212844288
Probably because those were the only people he could afford to pay.

>>212844288
it's a thing narcissists do. surround themselves with people they are unthreatened by/praised by

>>212844288
It was originally to prank idubbz but then time just sort of passed and they didn't leave

>>212844288
For the record I think a lot of his content can be entertaining, and he's one of the few people willing to voice unpopular opinions brazenly, but he's clearly highly egotistical and thus seeks to surround himself by sycophants and yes men, and the young and naive are the likely targets to get sucked in to Sam's persona without being old enough to glimpse his true nature

>>212829918
I don't think he's that funny but spending 40+ years in comedy clubs must impart a certain ability to handle cretins

>>212844351
If he paid them.

It’s funny how his new orbiters are almost worse. All the Fishtank people are degenerates, (not that he paid either). or total sycophants (like Luke, who literally sucks up to Sam after being being driven to homelessness after Fishtank lol). Grim.

>>212844243
Hydeberg is the definition of a right wing grifter whether you like it or not

>>212829918
I doubt it, he probably just did a lot of time in all kinds of comedy settings and learned how to handle drunk retards, of the which Sam probably acted like one of those drunk retards from his career.

>>212844054
I'm not a megafan of either. The boomer saw through Sam's shtick and didn't make a big deal out of it, making him look sane and normal. You say you're not a fan of Sam but you keep defending him. You said you didn't even watch his stuff. I use to like Sam's content and seeing him devolve has been a disappointment. You keep arguing things you either know nothing about our you know a lot about and you're being disingenuous. Either way, Sam lost this and looks like an awkward autistic loser

>>212844504
And you're the embodiment of a left wing redditor

>>212844288
Everyone left him after they fucked him over. He used to make videos out of his car, in trailer parks and walking around on the street networking with younger people because he realised he needed to get in touch with the next generation to try and build some kind of audience again. That went on for a couple years, he did things like smashing a bike in a parking lot and smashing a pane of glass in a dumpster with a hammer until it shattered with the zoomers (deleted the video now) and shit like that until eventually he built up enough of an audience again that he got Nick back on (who was working at his rug store at the time). But for a while it was still the zoomers, but slowly he rekindled things with his former friends+associates who are the ACTUAL moneymakers who don't just kiss ass and know what they are doing. In terms of the zoomers he had Don Jolly (might be a millennial), these 2 random guys I don't know but in one thing he released he was walking around a runway(?) talking to them, then when he "revamped" MDE bicflame was the main guy, but then he was pushed to the side for Jet, then Jet was pushed to the side for Chris(?), then he was pushed to the side for I guess Damiel now.

>>212844662
Shit, I mean he fucked THEM over. Huge difference. Sammy isn't a victim.

>>212844662
I honestly do find Damiel funny. In a retarded, low-brow kind of way, but still funny.

>>212844662
So who exactly fucked him over and then left him? You began your post with that statement and then immediately trailed off into borderline incoherence

There are like 5 dedicated anti Sam posters so mindbroken they speak in the same cadence with the same formatting and they have the same repository of images and copypastas. Absolutely pathetic. Mde won, Sam won, cope.

>>212844743
>and then immediately trailed off into borderline incoherence
What on earth was incoherent to you? Read just fine to me, sam loses show sam tries to get in touch with younger generation for new audience, builds up some base, entices headliners back eventually, and in the meantime had a favored assistant that would get swapped out depending on whatever criteria sam exercised.
I read it with ease and I'm retarded.

>>212844807
There's actually one dedicated anti-Sam poster, and they appear on every board a Sam or Sam related thread appear on

>>212844807
ive never been more confident of anything in my life, sam lost here. Nick looks like he wants to crawl out of his body and leave. they didn't say a single funny thing. they're so concussed from harland all they can do is repeat back what he said or say something about jews

the whole Sam chimp out reminded me of this shit

Sam thought the boomer was going to melt down at the first offensive thing he said, when it didn't happen and he challenged Sam with his own bullshit, Sam had no idea what to do. He tried to redirect the podcast to serious answers so he could thrive being the only le quirky weird one and then he had a meltdown when the boomer kept being funnier than him.

Sam isnt used to his shtick not working and when he just gets ignored he comes off as a sad obsessed loser. Boomer made Sam boring so in a last ditch effort to save face he flipped the table and had a tantrum. Did I miss anything?

>>212845082
>Sam thought the boomer was going to melt down at the first offensive thing he said,


It was hilarious watching Sam talk about Indians and Jews thinking Harland would give a shit. He's such a fucking child.

I think Sam panicked about the gorilla nest because he realized he didn't know anything about how gorillas nest look or how they are constructed. Realizing this, he flipped the table to avoid the problem altogether

>>212845082
No I think you gleaned the psychological underpinnings of this entire sequence well enough. What I find funny is that this is basically a smaller scale copy of the Sam Hyde/iDubbz saga, but with Sam on the receiving end. Probably why he reacted so poorly to it

>>212844743
I corrected it that with the first reply
>>212844699
Rest of it reads fine.

>>212844807
>this is what winning looks like