>I'm usually the puppet master in these situations
>started doing the extended mic-adjustment bit
>remembered he was just aping Tim H
what a dumb baboon
It was sad to see Nick have a full blown panic attack at the 29 minute mark. I know what that shit feels like, when the fight or flight hits but you canโt flee and you canโt fight.
I used to do some editing for Sam back in 2021. I was pretty tight with his crew.
Trust me when I say, he 100% has staff on /tv/ right now defending him.
>>212828501fuckin eh man FUCKIN AYYYYYYY
>>212828630Funny you say that, probably 10% to 15% of everyone in the slack channel was a trooner lol.
>>212828665I donโt know what that is but it sounds very online interwebs so Iโm sure
>>212828448 (OP)>I'm usually the gorilla in these situations
steve ballmer levels of awkwardness and sweatiness.
very schlubby behavior samuel
>>212828706two words: gicky gackers
>>212828448 (OP)POST THE LINK TO THE NEW EXTREME PIECE EPISODE!
>>212828580What have it away, not the 6+ generals he had going on for him all of the time?
>>212829252Kill yourself.
>>212828448 (OP)Has Sam and Co responded to the whole situation yet?
>>212828448 (OP)if Ian flipped over Sam's desk in that interview you'd call it le epic own on le chud man. cope
>be a good human cap
>choir singing
>tight and ripe
>you look raped
>dementors
>calling charls a school shooter
>knew about sam's art school background
>planned the cunnilingus bit from daddy dom sketch with them
>gorilla nest
any other instances of planned stuff that would push their buttons?
i think harland does that to every guest, not just out of dislike, but probably doesn't like people who can dish out but not take it.
he did agree to platform in the first place, so i don't think he had idubbbz-like motivation, but i don't know that much about him.
>>212829331Fag Neptroon the way them titties droopin
>>212830044Dominating pasta lips.
>>212830044Sam notoriously hates artificial smells so he should've drenched himself in axe body spray beforehand
>>212830000my man is hallucinating leftists on 4chan
>>212828448 (OP)Sam is in violation of stripes terms of service. No stripe = no income
>>212830088>Sam notoriously hates artificial smellsAdam Lanza vibes
sam hydes wants to be eric andrรฉ so bad, so he acts like a kike and a nigger at the same time
>>212830114how much money did you pay him
>>212830097>50% of all posts come from Israelbro...
>>212830044Can someone explain these? I get a few like the cunninglingus one being an extreme peace reference, and gorilla nest being a fishtank reference.
I think Harland was going to make Sam work for self promotion with comedy, but Sam couldn't hang.
>>212830085Whats it a reference to?
>>212830128Theyre both equally awful. Two sides of the same shit-coin.
>>212830140Like $60
>>212830128Ashkenazi Jews are literally Gypsies who interred with African Arabs, then slave to bleach themselves. You put it perfectly.
>>212830122right, and the heat lamp
sam also said harland told him to pack the studio with a ton of people when the setup is clearly for 1on1s, not just the cam and mic but also the riffing itself imo
>>212830140 #
Like $60
>>212830128 #
Ashkenazi Jews are literally Gypsies who interbred with African Arabs, then slavs to bleach themselves. You put it perfectly.
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>>212830171more like a trick coin
>>212830164Yeah I'm sure Israels main priority right now is Gorilla Nest Gate
>>212828448 (OP)YEAH HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN RAPED
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this is sams comedy now
>takes Sam's seat
>tries to get him to eat a cookie like he's a little monkey
Sam got cooked
hydecucks unironically think it was an ambush lmfao
he just cant riff
>>212830169Harland calling Sam raped is a reference to when Sam was raped
>>212830310When was that?
>>212830297both are true. sam ruined his brain with trt and surrounding himself with wigger yesmen who think gicky gackers is funny.
2015 sam would have done well.
>>212830289>what zero in-group preference does to a countrychuck has two brown sons from a kuwaiti wife. chuck the cuck
>>212828580no shit, he has some wigger constantly saying harland williams is an "emo phillips rip off"
When does this thread get serious?
>>212830289So now he's basically "comedy" ben shapiro now?
>>212830339After you build the gorilla nest
>>212830325It happened in his childhood. Harland also references this when he asks Sam "what happened in your childhood" after Sam throws the table upside down.
>>212830339janny bring in the gorilla twigs
>>212830371Nah, it actually happened recently. Sam got raped by his dad as settlement for the 17k unpaid loan
>>212830366I'm sure Ben "I don't give a damn about the browning of America" Shapiro hates whites having no in group preference.
>>212830371Yeah it's pretty clear. I'm guessing it was teacher or someone at school. Maybe his own dad.
>>212830366Hilariously out of touch to even name that pencil necked kike, but then what would we expect
>>212830366Not even Shapiro. Sam literally has a brain of a middle schooler who reads 4chan too much and takes everything here as a face value.
>>212828448 (OP)it all could be avoided if he just built the nest
>>212828448 (OP)>I'm usually not the raped bitch in these situations
he does look raped, thoughbeit
I don't think Sam would be mocked so much if the Fishtank threads weren't spammed so much. He burned up his entire good will.
>>212830501>heh at least the anti white jew is smartLeftists merely pretend to have principles
nick's live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi8P9Kho8ZQ
chat's in a state, as you'd expect
>>212828580I thought this was just common knowledge. I mean itโs not like the constant stream of barely literate retards clamoring over each other to jump to his defense and simultaneously keep every fishtank thread circling the front page seems artificially boosted in any way, right?
>>212830534idk man I actually watched the whole video, unlike most of people in these threads, and it's the most embarrassing video I've seen in YEARS. it's not just the gorilla nest incident, it's a complete mask off of Sam being just simply not funny, he's not even a little bit of comedian and I have no idea why he thinks he is, he doesn't have a sense of humor at all
>>212830580>they're doing a staged bitThis is fucking gayyyyy
Nick's talking about it already!
>>212828448 (OP)>NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING>I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>212828818two words: roleplaying chatroom with marky
>>212830326this
sam lost his comedic edge from a decade of being surrounded by retarded wigger sycophants he found outside the vape shop
>>212830510But he did build the nest, Harland couldn't riff with the banter
qrd:
> he did see his life flash before his eyes like in the WP days, boils it down to "THAT'S HOW HOLLYWOOD WORKS, THAT'S HOLLYWOOD FOR YA"
>Chris D'elia called him telling him to fix his table
>is basically conscious that they fucked up, seems pretty much over it already tbf
>>212830553Shapiro at least stands for interests of Israel and is a proud grifter. Sam is what happens when you start taking internet culture wars seriously. Sam doesn't have a coherent ideological position instead he has a sort of key-word cloud in his head which results in him contradicting his own believes like saying he's Christian but having online show about whores and faggots. He says he's pro white but hangs out with non-whites.
Itโs hilarious that at this point you can literally just so easily tell which posts are obviously written by either someone working for Sam or at least trying to get in his good graces who wants to work for him or the copycat [pic related] sycophants who are too impressionable for their own good due to growing up with single mothers and resentful over it
>>212828448 (OP)>uhhhhhhhhhhhh i-i-i'm uhhh a war daddy Comedy gold
>>212830642kek
Sam got Bane'd
>>212828448 (OP)could sam hyde beat conor mcgregor?
>>212828448 (OP)*btfos sam effortlessly*
>>212830883The man who ended Sam Hyde.
>>212828448 (OP)Can someone QRD this? I know Sam had a meltdown on some podcast but why? The other guy was making jokes? I dont want to watch the video
>>212830938Harland Williams maintained a character and tried to keep doing bits or setting up jokes, and whenever Sam got edgy, the boomer didn't flinch and tried to help make it into a bit. Turns out Sam can't think on his toes and just resorted to chimping out (quite literally) to try and provoke Harland, who didn't break and kept trying to do bits.
Sam even asked at some point "so when are we gonna get serious?"
>>212830883I think it's just another evidence that all these internet "content creators" are extremely amateurish comparing to people who actually work in the industry professionally. Harland is a professional. He has experience. He already saw people like Sam and knew exactly how to behave around him. Sam is inexperienced amateur who folded immediately. It's like an actual professional football player playing against a school kid who thinks he's very good at football because he beats all other kids on his block.
>>212830938I would tell you, but I'm not going to because I know you don't want to watch it because you don't have the attention span, and not because you don't have the time. I don't want to reward that sort of behavior
>>212830938a comedian interviewed a grifter and basically chimped out
what purpose does sam hyde's mail order filipingas serve? is he there for sam to just chuck at people in case things get physical? doesn't really seem to do much aside from stand around, much like the rest of his harem
>>212831052what makes you think harland is a grifter?
don't respond to the baskintrannys spam threads
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>>212830580Here's your chat for the next 3 hours
>>212830938from nick's stream a few minutes ago
>>212830764
>>212828448 (OP)I've seen alot of retards, but none as fucking boring as Sam Hyde. I mean he's a real boring fuck.
>>212830856damn, I didn't even realize "I'm in charge here" was part of the plane crash scene script, only ever saw the movie scene
>>212830164Israel is staunchly right wing.
>>212830764It's a solid wooden table, how and why would you need to fix it just from tipping it over?
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>>212830938>Harland tries to make a good podcast episode for 40 minutes>Sam has an episode because he's not used to people not licking his asshole (literally and metaphorically)>Nick almost fainted because of shame and had, quite literally, a panic attack live
>>212831152It's actually from the Official Movie Novelization
The Great War was when I knew he was washed. Thought the Frank collab was kinda funny, was nice to see him get a revival after the idubbbz thing but never pathetic enough to listen to PGL or his streams. Fishtank is fun but production and Sam like to ruin it a lot. Saw a few sketches from Extreme Peace and only really like the Erik or Charls centered ones.
>>212830330Charls is Sam's bitch. It's sad, but it's the truth.
>>212830938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_DyGqsOHQ
>>212828448 (OP)As unimpressed I am of Sam, this host is just really dumb. He didn't really host so much as ask questions that don't lead anywhere and derails any conversation after a couple of seconds.
>>212830580I like Nick but scuffed realtor boring ahh hell
>>212831018>"so when are we gonna get serious?"direct idubbz quote btw
>>212831256look at them. truly the bastion of the white race.
>>212831191>my co-writers cause disruptions on our podcast appearances>they make me look like a silly man>a silly>dinosaur man>I'm a mercedes salesman>and that's a respectable thing
>>212830938Null did a good write up.
The likely scenario is that Harlan gave permission for Sam to do a publicity stunt on his show but they would improvise the details, and it completely backfired on Sam the same way the Idubbz situation backfired on him.
>>212831102Holy shit KEK. It just keeps coming.
>>212828448 (OP)I still think Sam's hilarious and the trashing of the studio was entertaining
>>212831256Ts finna be washed on god bruh
>>212831310Null is a retarded shotacon who jacks off to real CP. He isn't in jail because he's an informant.
>>212831292dude CARS, HOUSES, INVESTMENTS
it's fuckin what we DO.
>>212831266they both fucking suck
nick somehow manages to be even worse
>>212831266This. When I saw him taking about never coming back to Sam on stream I was like "well good for him." Then when I saw him back being the friend they make fun of I lost all respect for Charles. Charles is a fucking cuck
>>212831360Just another cashcow with drones donating 60 bucks a pop
>>212831292He's really annoyed by the gorilla nest emotes. Why are you guys bullying Nick? It's Sam who fucked up not Nick.
>>212830339When you get in the nest
>>212831379>cucks himself>rapes himselfnobody should listen to that schizo retard
>>212831325Sam ended up looking like a creepy brainrotted faggot who has a harem of equally weird and creepy dick glazers.
He was literally shaking and struggling to manhandle a 60yo man trying to improvise a bit and show physical dominance at the same time, ending up looking weak.
>>212831412Not I, i would never be mean to Nick. but after the fishtank rugpull, gorilla gate and wp2 wigger shit i think people are reasonably frustrated
>>212828448 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYcssReRvQU
>I'M MAD FOR YOU, IM NOT MAD AT YOU
Thought it was James Rolfe
>>212831099Buzz off, Bateman. Your grifter daddy has fallen.
What are they getting paid?
>>212831310Nick impotently trying to stop Sam from flipping the desk, dissociating during Sam's chimpout, and later on telling Harland that him and Eric will "make it all better" is the funniest thing about the interview. You just know Charls and Nick hate Sam on some level.
>>212831099How is this related to Baskin Roberts? Because Sam is a trvst fvnd bvnd? Thats a long shot, man.
>>212831191>>212831303bros whatever you do DO NOT go see what nick has to say about all this like 15 minutes ago on his current live stream. Please bros let's just pretend that never happened and keep spamming the threads. I'm gonna go take a breather bros i'll meet you in the 'cord and we'll figure something out. But for now just keep pushing the nick is mad at sam for ruining opportunities (lmao) narrative ok bros??? please bros...
>>212831511god what an awful fucking image
>>212831379They don't make fun of Charls, they were kind of tiptoeing around the conspiracy talk at first and found out it's all true and fully leaned into it with him
>>212831523That guy on the left is way too charismatic to be toiling away with Hyde
>>212831561suck his dick you homo
>>212831535many such cases with aislop
>>212830764Wtf does Chris D'elia have to do with Harland's table/podcast?
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>>212831470It ends up looking like Sam is trying to violently rape a senior citizen
>>212831574I'm a girl so it wouldn't be gay. Your post is giving me "the ick" btw.
>>212831534crying incels running damage control
>>212831511This image goes hard.
>>212831531It was a /ftl/ regular who started accusing the Baskin and Saw spammers of being the same guy. Then they teamed up to spam a /ftl/ thread back in Dec. 2023, creating the now infamous JigC-Baskinbro Alliance. So now he thinks all anti-Sam Hyde threads are made by the same person (who he insists is a kid in Florida named Seth Harris despite all evidence to the contrary).
>>212831282Autism in action. It's a comedy podcast you clod. Imagine saying the same about Norm.
>>212831692the people who bash harland in this episode claim they like mcdonald, but they just like mcdonalds status
>>212831534What did Nick day?
>>212831736>but they just like mcdonalds statusdead?
>>212828448 (OP)if this podcast doesn't make you hate women, you're just retarded at this point
>>212831768as a based and redpilled guy
>>212828448 (OP)why didn't the filipino help him?
>>212828580lol the same hate is actually insane rn. the fact that sam is in court rn makes it even funnier. he is done. good thing he has money though, he is still untouchable
>>212831534Was it before or after he disabled comments on steam?
>>212831412Because he's lying about not being mad about Sam's chimpout.
>>212828448 (OP)that little one that was talking about prison rape is the lamest one there, getting mogged by a French Canadian is grim.
>>212831491Yeah but Nick isn't to blame, he didn't even work on Fishtank either.
sam wouldve been fine if he didnt keep bringing everything back to jews
>>212831491sam is done for real this time, everybody is realizing he is a piece of shit
>>212831529nick seemed to be alright with sam today on his live stream making fun of everyone thinking that they are fighting. also charls and nick were on pgl after the filming. unless they secretly hate him and are about to ditch him, idk. the rolex sam gave him was kindof sus timing.
>>212831999he's not done at all. but he needs to make something good or his status will go down, just like idubbbz
>>212832050sam hyde damage control team
>>212832076no one actually cares about this forced e-drama
>>212832046Nick will be "cool" with Sam even if Sam will rape his wife and kids in front of him. When Sam sperged out last time with adult swim and blew Nick and Charls careers Charls was vocally pissed while Nick was like "don't worry Sammy I'm just gonna sell cars from now on, it's all fine. Don't worry about m.. oh you didn't? Oh alright"
>>212831999nah his hardcore dickriders will never accept who he truly is. they will buy the next merch drop and nft minting and laugh at whatever dogshit he pumps out next because they are convinced its funny when things are shit on purpose and the joke is on them
>>212831689Thanks for your made up bullshit, mondo shill.
I haven't watched the interview, and given what I've read I think I'd cringe to death if I tried.
>>212831529>later on telling Harland that him and Eric will "make it all better"Was Harland actively trying to punk Hyde?
>>212832193I wish I could have kept track of Charles after all that. Honestly thought at the time MDE was dead so I went and did other stuff.
>>212830289>Even less views than this Harland guyIt's owari da...
You need to accept that Sam is not a god. He has flaws, just like you and me. He's mortal, just like you and me. He occasionally experiments with other men, just like you and me.
>>212830289>dude... le 13/50...my fucking god dude are we actually still in 2015?
>>212832241Probably.
>young tight peachPossible marky reference
>wanting to make Sam and damiel eat pussy on an orangeExtreme peace reference + "humiliating" Sam
>gorilla nestFish tank
He did his research. Dude is possibly even a channer. Sam's bits only work if you don't know about him and go "HAHA WOOUUUHHH HOW WACKY"
>>212830128he wants to be an unfunny jew doing a poor impression of tom green?
>>212832278The only thing he never does is building gorilla nests.
>>212832311im convinced hes got brain damage or something he cant seem to mentally progress past the 2015/2016 zeitgeist
>>212831689>It was a /ftl/ regular who started accusing the Baskin and Saw spammers of being the same guy. I jeered the spammer into posting in the faggot MDE spam threads first though.
Imagine spending $50 to type this
>>212832320And if the crew did as much research beforehand as I did he walked into it nearly blind
I will never forget watching nick die in front of me. What a horrible thing to witness.
>>212832383he donated $50. he could've spent a dollar if he wanted
>>212832046I don't think they're fighting. I think he's internally seething and knows better than to air his grievances over a livestream. I doubt anyone around Sam has the balls to tell him no or confront him in any meaningful way.
>>212830289Why are chuddies more obsessed with the wellbeing of Sweden than Swedes are? Have you ever considered that maybe they like it this way?
I don't understand why sam and nicks perfect clips uploaded a video plugging the Hartland interview. it's like he wants more people to have eyes on it and make fun of him. weird.
>>212832383good fucking lord what a waste. that's like 50 cup noodles.
>>212832237>mondoDunno what this means. Can anyone translate zoomerspeak for me?
>>212832433it will happen soon, first it will be charls. sam is worse than ever right now and I can't see him putting up with his behavior by him being bought
>>212832177>obsessed with gay e-dramaoof
>>212832320don't forget him saying he looked like he was raped and stared at sam as if he took it up the bumb before
Hartland definitely knew the lore and what he was doing and so did sam.
>>212832470I believe it's a reference to some NFTs MDE minted a few years ago. Hopefully they did well, I'm not sure.
>>212832453Tries to "own the meme"
>comes on to some comedy podcast trying to do his 14 year old /po/tard DA JOOZ bit
>gets mad when the host doesn't treat him seriously
What's next for the Ghost of Kyiv?
>>212832453>NOOOO, THEY'RE SO EMBARRASSED AND HATE EACH OTHER NOW>THEY'RE FINISHED YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THEY DON'T CARE. THEY DO THEY DO THEY DO
>Hassan "in minecraft" Piker
>Sam "in real life" Hyde
>>212832537that would be so incredibly sad if true, some 60 year old absurdist boomer comedian knowing about gay, fake e-drama
>>212828527You can tell Nick is the kind of guy who just wants to be friends with everyone.
>>212832453>>212832552literally shitting your pants in gym class and then going HEY EVERYBODY I SHITMYSELF HAHA so nobody else can do it first
>>212832485I doubt it. Charls has had no success, career-wise, outside of MDE and Sam. Unless he want to go back to e-begging to a dozen viewers or construction work, he'll keep his mouth shut.
>>212832563he just started throwing low effort cringe humor back at Harland's low effort cringe humor. hth
>>212832620good ole sammy with his erudite references
>>212832552this is probably the worst position sam has been in since world peace was cancelled. WP2 flopping, fishtank 4 ending, them being in court as we speak, and now him being humiliated by a real 90's comedian that was best friends with his idol. what else is to come?
>>212832616It's a good trait for him to have, makes him a good salesman. If everything goes to pot he can fall back to that and do well for himself (unless the economy implodes and then we're all dead anyway)
>>212832617not everyone is as terminally scared of criticism as you. they just genuinely don't care if they offended the boomer
>>212832612he probably has some zoomer researcher
>>212832620YOU GOT TO COME TALK TO A NIGGA
>>212832660>any day now, sam will be finished any day now...
>>212832617good point, sam must be real scared then.
>>212832687holy fucking cope lmao. keep donating paypiggie
>>212832660>what else is to come?Permanent podcaster, and people will probably continue to pay for them.
>>212832721how much does sam pay u to defend him on here
>>212832733>works for free, day and night to obsessively post about Sam>k-keep donating
>>212832687>bro I'm like literally don't care that I offended the boomer by getting so angry at him for calling me raped I chimped out like a retardThe mental gymnastics beyond human plasticity
>>212832739sam probably gave up comedy since the guy that drank piss from dumb and dumber made him look as retarded as he made Idubbbz look. just wait until the commentary community starts to talk about it.
>>212832766>surely he can't keep getting away with it>offending the boomer... yes, this time he's done...>i can feel it
>>212832786>works for free, day and night to obsessively post about Samwhat do you think you're doing right now? holy shit you retards have literally zero self awareness lmoa
>>212832815how much he pay u tho
>>212832794lol nice desk, nigga
>>212832652Started? That's all he has ever done. You fags just love hearing someone on camera going dA JOOZ like you do on your gay little website
>>212832815It's not the boomer who got offended though
>>212832845>post nonstop negative threads about Sam>some people disagree with youlol
never go 1v1 with a canuck unless you want to feel the burn
>>212832537Harland is probably a 4channer. He stays hip and fresh.
>>212832612Shut up shill
>>212832868>THE DESK>LOOK WHAT HE DID TO THE DESK>YOU CAN'T DO THAT, IT'S NOT OKAY>but also, it's like cool. we're totally cool about it, heh. you're mad, we're not mad
>>212832863IDF hands typed this
>>212832806Possibly. How's his video game going? I'm not hopeful for it anymore after extreme peace but maybe I'll be proven wrong about it like I was about extreme peace.
Oh well, at least anime exists for my entertainment.
>>212832947I wish it had been 1v1, and not entire MDE crew of yes-men+actual faces vs 1 canuck
>>212832963>Harland is probably a 4channer. He stays hip and fresh.holy cringe cope
>>212832892>paypiggies e-daddy who doesnt give a shit about him>keeps defending and coping about his e-daddys fuckups>thinks people laughing about his e-daddy and the copes is obsessionepic fatherlessness on display
>>212833004I bet you used to say PRAISE KEKKISTAN a couple of years ago
>>212832964it's not about the desk. it's about the fact that sam was outwitted and chimped out.
>>212832964But nobody is offended by Sam going full sperg and throwing the desk, everyone is laughing at it. So, in your head, if you would shit your pants and people would start pointing fingers and laughing at you, you would interpret it as them being offended by you?
>>212830801Don't bother. This guy has been in EVERY thread since this happened gargling Sam's balls, calling everyone kikes. Its so sad.
>>212832815I don't think Harland was offended at all. Sam tried to offend him, but he just ignored or deflected it. I don't think Sam knows what to do when people don't act appalled when he says "nigger" or tries redpilling people. Harland even tried giving Sam opportunities to riff, but Sam can't really riff. Harland was very easy-going and generous and Sam sperged out because he wasn't le ebin puppet master.
>>212832620Yeah that was probably the cringiest thing from Sam in the podcast. Not current enough to say it ironically, not old enough for it to be funny
>american meets and actual white man: interview
I kneel to leaf supremacy
>>212833057lol hey, schlomo
>>212832604He should've done the whole podcast, alone, in character, either as the candyman or as a new character
>>212833027Joyride universe is about you bring Lucifer and making 3 different worlds more similar. It's literally Jewish Tikkun Olam simulator.
>>212831379So is nick and everyone who follows him around cause hes a trust fund kike who can pay them a wage.
>>212833069no one's saying "that wasn't as funny as it could've been" they're acting offended on behalf of Harland, which is gay and indistinguishable from generic anti sam brigading you see in every MDE related thread
>>212833109This. When Sam brought up Jews, Harland joked he was "nosy," instead of bring offended. Then Charls said the "goy means you have a big penis" and Harland thought it was funny.
>>212833109You don't understand bro, Harland dared to make a background check on a guest on his show and use references in the episode. That's below the belt. You can make a degenerate trash show where people puke on each other and have gay sex, but you CAN'T bring this up. That's illegal.
>>212833063but Harland isn't funny, so who cares if Sam chimped out?
>>212828448 (OP)Sometimes the bit fails
>>212833320read the 80 threads that have been made in the last two days
>>212833184Too close to home?
>>212833308I care. Sam chomping out is the funniest thing I've seen this year so far. Especially after all the "be a man" and other corny shit Sam says on streams.
*Alex Schultz starts talking about his childhood*
>>212831999Hes been a piece of shit since he showed up the only thing new is the christcuck grift must be trying to fuck some 15 year old religious chick
>>212833354So it's other 80 threads, not this 81st one? What a unique thread
>>212833027lol his video game. remember when he said he would start doing it when he turned 40? the dude is obsessed with money and making it on joe rogan. he cares more about that then his retarded game. the dude is juggling like 8 different grifts right now and looks like his heart is about to pop
>>212831403Its so pathetic sam has really cultivated some dumb fucks to steal money off of.
>>212833495That video game is never being made.
>>212831583the nigga called nick, what else can I tell ya
>>212833223sam hyde the 'Christian', glorifying satan. i'm sure God is happy about that.
>>212833425>grift must be trying to fuck some 15 year old religious chickCareful or this will get memed into reality and I don't know how much more implosion I can handle.
>>212833495He hasn't even started on it? That would explain why I've seen nothing about it. I remember talk of a "Fishtank game" as well, for that one there was actually some kind of footage from the original fishtank trailer.
>>212832620even the boomer found it too old to even remember but I guarantee Sam was going for "HOW'S IT FEEL TO TALK TUAH NIGGA", which is actually funny but not relevant anymore
>>212833358damage control nick
>>212832241Charls did some weird shit during that time. He was doing schizobox rants on his website where he could do what he liked then became an Iranian spy or some shit.
Him and andy ruse made this during that period which was pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPmastvJfds
>>212833425sam found Christ he isn't into raping girls anymore
>>212830044The heat lamp, sometimes roiders can't handle the heat depending on what type of stack they're on
>>212833612no lol. he is in over his head and only cares about money and ripping off his fans, always has been like this.
A lot of Sam fans have been making the most embarrassing cope posts insisting that it's all a bit and Nick's reactions were fake.
It is what it is. You're making it worse by refusing to accept it. You guys are literally behaving like it's all over if you accept that this sperg out was real.
>>212833728https://youtu.be/RDVEjMa87l8?si=LICSOxp1PEnVQz1_
Charls was always the best member
>>212833889nah. Charls is the most interesting when he's in his lane, but Nick is the best overall.
>>212830044saying he has a little bit of every race in him
>>212833869>my internet daddy cant actually be a retarded moron because... because he just can't!you love to see it, this is the level of logic you would expect to see from some bimbo of a woman lmao
the kino just keeps flowing
>>212833869I'm in the camp that it's just fake drama designed to bring attention and clicks to both Harland's podcast that no one has ever heard of and Sam's middling success with Extreme Peace. And there's a ton of inorganic posting about it that is just shills pretending to be regular posters. And even if the disaster interview was genuine it will still be leveraged to be "all press is good press."
>>212828448 (OP)Harland Williams is the millennial Norm McDonald.
It would make sense that he runs rings around Sam because Sam is a grifter who isn't funny. Sam has plenty of funny bits but is never really that funny himself. He is better at producing and should stick to it.
There are plenty of actual comedians out there which he could produce for and come up with some good stuff. He clearly knows talented people and could cobble together a highly successful team. The problem is that Sam needs to be on camera and wants to be the cult leader.
I'd go into how a comic needs to find their voice and style but it will turn into a Joe Rogan 'comedy is art' wanker post and I don't intend that. I just think that stand up is what makes really funny people and generation talents find a voice that they can use during that period. Sam has none of that.
Anyway I'm going to go back to praying that my best friend, Nick Mullen releases some content.
>>212828448 (OP)I'm not saying that a thread for the Harland thing isn't deserved, but does /tv/ really need six threads about it?
>>212834081>I'm in the camp that it's just fake drama designed to bring attention and clicks to both Harland's podcastThis level of cope is sad and is only making this whole thing worse. You're all in denial if you're looking at Nick's reactions during that and think he'd good enough at acting to fake that.
>>212830756โฆin my zany and kooky fanfic.
>>212834245millennial? he's fucking 60+ years old lmao
>>212834397kek zoomer retards itt
>>212828527Not gonna lie this kinda indirectly exposed Nick. Before this you'd imagine he'd do something in this situation but he didn't do fuck all and turned red-faced. You can't really look at him yelling at people the same way.
>>212833371you tell me, jew
>>212828448 (OP)I watched it again, it really wasn't that bad as I thought the first time, Sam was cringe for sure but it seems like they were matching each other's energy. Cutting out the plug for extreme peace was a low blow though so Sam must have really pissed him off, if that's what you was going for Sam, well done I guess
>>212834424since when are millennials over 60 years old?
>>212834541>Cutting out the plug for extreme peace was a low blow though so Sam must have really pissed him offProof this was real deal 100% genuine faget theater kid meltdown.
>>212834397He isn't the millennial retard his audience was. Norm was popular when Gen X was around but Harland appealed to the Millennial audience.
>>212834665Not really. Half Baked was a Gen X thing. Harland was never really big with millennials at the time.
>>212833358He sounds like he is on the verge of tears. Kind of sad to see Sam sabotage everything he's in
>>212834841>>212834555sam hyde is the comedian of the millennials or like, seth rogen I guess
>>212834841Disagree. When I was a kid (late millennial) half baked was insanely popular with the older millennials. Where as Norm was specifically geared to Gen X and Harland was getting the younger audience. Harland's bits were crafted specifically to nab those late teens.
>>212834841I'm 34 and Rocket Man was a big favorite. Just based on memory, that would be his biggest role... A PG rated kid/family comedy. Kill Tony, Rogan and Bobby Lee were just in the last few years.
>>212834912Some of the more comedy savvy millennials inherited a lot of Gen X things, but they weren't ours: early Opie and Anthony, Dave Attell, Wonder Showzen, Mr. Show, Crank Yankers etc. All this stuff was really Gen X first, but the comedy nerd millennials adopted it too. Your average millennial didn't really know about any of this.
>>212834912his fanbase used to be older, now its mostly stupid zoomers. no other way to explain the fangirl tier damage control
>>212833027Why the fuck does Sam require his gay and annoying squad to go everywhere he goes now since the documentaries featuring iCuckkz released? That alone should tell you how fucked heโd truly be if he made it onto Rogan and they couldnโt allow anyone else to go with him, and this Harland show proved how bad he is on his own devices now.
This was all setup and preplanned! Harland is just really good at faking it! THIS IS ALL STAGED AND PLANNED
ALSO HARLAND WILLIAMS SUCKS BUT IT'S STAGED TO MAKE HIS SHOW BIGGER BECAUSE SAM LIKES HIM.... WAIT UH UH UH N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD
>>212835061>>212835064My point is this:
>>212835081We adopted this Gen X stuff because we were more clued-in Millennials, but it wasn't for our gen at the time. It was slightly earlier.
Like Half Baked was '98, and I didn't start high school until 2000. I knew about it and probably watched it, but I can't really say it was during my time.
>>212834912Sounds like you don't know any comedians. Adam Friedland is the 'Millennial Jon Stewart' and is the voice of a generation.
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I like Extreme Peace.
>>212828448 (OP) what a bitch haha
>>212835162You seem laser focused on 'Half Baked' but he was around a fair bit. I remember him drinking piss in dumb and dumber which I watched as a little kid. His whole style of comedy was geared to a younger generation, it doesn't really sound like you were very 'clued-in'. By the time you were in movies, you had already made it.
>>212828448 (OP)Whatever you do don't ask Sam if he's jewish. You'll get a call from someone.
>>212835500Anon he is definitely from Nazi stock. He clearly doesn't look like everyone's rabbi and come from a long line of established rabbis.
>>212829971They brought it up on PGL today and jokingly said that it was a good interview and quickly moved on. The PGL YT comments were botted and noted by several accounts too.
I'm frankly tired of seeing sam hyde.
he insists upon himself.
Sure he's funny, but it's just the same thing over and over again.
If you put on the mask of belligerent asshole too many times eventually it's not a mask anymore.
I wish I could log on to the board without seeing constant bickering over him.
You know the stuff you do is of little substance and quality if people are far more interested in the drama surrounding you rather than what you actually do.
Why do anons insist on talking about him.
>>212835487>dumb and dumber which I watched as a little kid. Also a Gen X film. And you happened to watch it when you were little and make adopt it as your own too - you're making my case for me.
>it doesn't really sound like you were very 'clued-in'He's Gen X first and foremost. Idk why you're getting so defensive about this. This very post of yours agrees with me.
>>212834866you guys are all so fucking stupid if youโre being genuine about this.
I WAS JUST ON THE PHONE WITH ADULT SWIM THEY SAID ITS OVER!!
>>212835658Nick is a forgiving guy and even though Sam totally fucked their careers, he still had no animosity towards Sam.
I watched it about six times and Sam was still very much in control of the situation. He was just doing his standard thing, in fact this whole thing isn't even worth discussion
>>212828448 (OP)Bit or whatever. It wasn't funny. Especially when before this "bit", nothing happened, noone else spoke except about 5 words each.
What is this bit he's doing on all these podcasts he's been invited to? Why is it some monotone say nothing bit. Why isn't he being his usual funny and fun streaming self. Or the irony videos he does mocking tiktok/marvel videos etc.
Sam Hyde on Joe Rogan officially announced by Nick early into his house stream, check r/tank
>>212830044All im hearing is they cant take what they dish out. Like a bunch of pussy bitches
>>212835773>i need... the be... in control....!!!its a fucking comedy podcast appearance. why do these roidtrannies like sam need to make everything about le hecking war and domination like how niggers do?
>>212828448 (OP)wow man these threads are totally organic and really really cool
>>212835844you're actually so dumb lol go back to ftl threads
>>212835657Eh i've made my point. Harland was geared to younger audiences when Gen X was in their 20's and 30s. While Gen Y was building their foundational knowledge and in that younger demographic.
>>212833358>>212833656https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1m2mqns/nick_rochefort_addresses_the_harland_situation_on/
>>212836527And I don't believe him because Nick was still friends with Sam despite fucking them over with the Adult Swim thing. Nick is a loyal dog.
Sam looks like a bitch in this podcast, bossing his crew around and not being able to banter whatsoever, eventually losing it and flipping out and having his plugs cut out
Harland Ellison is too powerful and sam hyde clearly can't handle NOT being in control of situations. Kind of sad, lost a lot of RESPEC for him with this actually
>>212834444bro he's just sunburned. he looks the same on stream literally right now lmao. i watched the harland interview three times and i don't see what you guys are seeing about nick being on the verge.
>>212836527he fully addressed it on his realtor show later, dummy
also
I remember Nick Mullen mentioning how Sam said he didnโt want to come on cumtown because he didnโt think he could riff off the cuff like they did. Turns out he canโt do planned comedy either because WP2 is not funny either. As Charls once said MDE is DEAD
>>212836527God I forgot how autistic people are on the internet and wouldn't understand this is sarcasm. Nick isn't going to leave Sam, especially when they have their weird grooming service (fishtank) which supplies them with e-whores begging for fame. Legit these girls will suck your arsehole if they think it will give them onlyfans fame.
>>212836960>Nick said Sam couldn't come on a podcast because he isn't actually a comedianWell yeah, he only ever made a couple funny youtube videos with his friends and a goofy show. People on here ride his dick because they think he is a 'heckin racism like me'. Irony is he is the most rabbi looking mf around.
>>212836943Last couple minutes of scuffed they brought it up again, it was pretty funny
>>212836717Yeah you're right I act like this too whenever I'm on a comedy podcast