>HOH: Vince>Noms: Zae, Amy, Kelley(re-nom)>Veto: Ashleypreviously on /bb/:
>>212815727
PRAE 4 GAE BAE ZAE 2 STAE
ENTER (zaesty's next 4 nominees)
>>212831688 (OP)Blow a Bro for Zae, /bb/
It's Total Hag Death tonight
Did we discuss this giga level of simpdom from tmc?
Kelly bros how are we feeling?
Excited for the first live show!
glory hole celebration for zae
>>212831765when zaesty was trying to strongarm lauen this morning he said he likes morgan and that she should work with her but not the other girls
>yfw a HG that isnt amy gets evicted tn
>>212831820yeah its giga cringe
>>212831820tmz did an article but it was retarded so the discussion was mostly about the use of the word retard and it was determined that it is no big deal
>>212831820he said the same thing to one of the other girls he made a F2 with
i think vince is cute in a hapless loser way
>>212831688 (OP)Who's the naked braphog slampig that got into a fight at the chicken coop?
>>212831905rachel reilly villegas
>>212831901>that patchy facial hairok the mustache makes more sense now
>>212831820Need a Kat DR about this
>>212831901does he have something hiding his ear piercing?
>>212832004probably used to have gauges
ai arena
>how many children does rachel have and what are their names
>first to buzz in wins
RINGALINGBROS HOW WE FEELING?
scenes of zae's speech shitting on rachel and then getting evicted 14-0
>>212832079kinda of amazing that gauges basically died with millennials, I never see anybody with them anymore
PRAE 4 GAE BAE ZAE 2 STAE
JULIE LOOKING LIKE SOME DRAPES
reminder antenna and cable watchers you are 1:30 seconds ahead of the rest of us and show som restraint
>>212831820If Kat was smart she'd pull a Leah and string him along
>>212831820It's prob just a 4D chess strat to have them keep him around
Haven't paid attention since the fight last night. Is Zae going home if he's still sitting on the block?
>>212832195Are you sure you don't want to permanently mess up your ear lobes?
that shot of vinces other ear he had something in it. kek i havnt noticed it on the feeds
>>212832195keanu is a millennial?
what the fuck is that comp
JULIE LOOKIN SEXY AS FUCK
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>>212832343mormon history quiz
>>212832323You lost bud? Vince is a millennial
Passionate sex with Julie on top of her grandfatherโs rice cart
>>212832323keanu is like 33 isn't he
>>212832348spoof your location in a browser or watch a pirate stream
kelly def knows she's finito
ten bucks says she throws
>>212832360keanu has gauges
>>212832372i have no idea thats why i asked. seems younger than that
>>212832401least she can go back to her boyfriend and goat
gee I wonder who is in danger
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How did jimmy go from some kind of strategist to "AI CONSULTANT"
>>212832445Strategy is relevant to AI.
Rachel is running this house, this is BB19 all over again...
holy, is rachel playing in the current season?
>>212831901I'd keep him as my househusband
>>212832473How do you not know? Holy fuck
I fast forwarded to the end of the episode, Zae won the arena and Kelley got evicted (it was a mormon history quiz)
That random cut to Rachel smelling her pits kek
>>212832427>to her boyfriend and goatwhy repeat yourself?
Keanu is the Tribal Chief
>>212832468It's week one, c'mon now.
Baesed Zae will pull through, inshallah we will have total hag death.
>>212832510spoilers faggot
>>212832473I think Tucker is coming back
>>212832277>>212832375lookin good for a 50 yo
>>212832427Kelly has a bf?
Fuck
>>212832465I'm a bit of the strategist, I know how to strategize putting the fries in the bag
DEAL WITH THE RED HEADED DEVIL
you can tell that vince DR was later cause his nose is sunburned
>>212832505i haven't watched bigbrother in a long time. saw the pic and thought oh wow she still does guest appearences. and then the thread is like shes playing. just surprising. sorry anon. continue with your show
kek
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>rachel is a mastermind edit
Burger Boys prayer circle
>>212832445he was a strategist when he was a fed
So when is Mister E going to show up and what is his relation to the hotel?
>>212832428hahaha holy kek
>>212832628I kinda get it because she helped rope the sheep into saving amy no matter what
but the fight edit is going to be atrocious, she lost BIGLY
>>212832428Ill do a cum tribute to Amy's crying bogface if she gets evicted today
burgerbrahs our meme alliance made the edit
Will giving his best String impression by asking to lock that door
>most heterosexual DR from Zaesty
ZAE THE BUNS LETS GOOOOOOO
should have gone with the dog dongs
BURGER BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYSSSSSS
>i got nice buns what can i zae
who is running the house?
kelly autist segment
she FINITO
>>212832776Rachel, sadly enough
>>212832674I feel bad for mickey because she really was the one who did all the heavy lifting locking in votes if amy stays but they'll give rachel the credit
these people have no sense of humor
>zae being funny segment
>kelley being funny segment
>amy being a bogged bitch segment
>kelley getting the retard edit
it's over...
THE MASTERMIND IS IN THE HOUSE
if kelley leaves i will self-sacrifice
>>212832829yeah because shes ugly
mastermindsister, we are SO back
Mastermind mogs the entity
time for the rachel fellation edit
WTF DID THE MASTERMIND ACTUALLY ENTER THE HOUSE ON THE FEEDS????
>>212832878kek i forgot they showed us that in the house preview
>zae's is a boy's boy
homophobe moment
>>212832893naw they shot that the HGs went inbefore and edited it. he was never in frame with any of the HGs
based will sniffin out the thots
>Mastermind has a lock on his mask
>Kelley took the key from the cat
>Mastermind unlocked
>BRENDAN!!!
>Feeds down until Sunday episode
>>212832748We already knew that
HOLY FUCK HE KNOWS SPANGLISH ITS OVAH
I'm a straight guy but id consider zae
>HE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY CHESS AND SPEAK SPANISH HE'S A FUCKING GENIUS!!!!
>>212832893Nah pretty sure they just filmed it before the season and spliced it with footage of them sleeping
ZAESTY MASTERMIND
HE KNOWS CHESS AND SPANISH YO
Of course they cut it right here
Rachel usually the queens get beheade-
>>212832962you know Grodner is seething that their production favorite has 0 content to make a good edit out of
>careful coming for the queen
they showed rylie dropping his bottle lmao
>>212832994>>212833000what was the full convo? help a showfag out
>>212832994>he's shocked they're protecting the vetnew to the show?
>you can't call someone a "retard" but you can say you'll "behead" them
IM SO NERVOUS I CANT STOP FARTING
ugh, showing her get the last word
so lame. he destroyed her in the kitchen later
ahh yes famously it was not the royalty and elites who were beheaded
ok i might be a zae gay now
>>212833056that was a pathetic edit of that fight all around
barely showed any of it
>Not even remotely physical for Zae
>repeating lines she practiced in the shower
cringe
>Just don't show Zae saying anything so Rachel wins the argument by default
another editing masterclass
>mental comp
Zae is fucked
>her terrible one liners make her the winner because they are promised to make the edit
MORMON TRIVIA LETS GOOOO BURGER BROS
>>212833001Right.Amy is production favorite
my stream's ahead.... i'm so sorry zaebros
>>212833093didn't you see? he knows how to play chess and can speak a tiny bit of spanish, hes a fucking GENIUS. he'll comp out these losers
>>212833039did you not understand the metaphor
>>212833029After Rachel runs away, Zae and Keanu discuss how that it was entirely performative and for TV
Zae also talks with Rachel in the storage room and wants to have a civil conversation with her, but Rachel didn't know how to talk back to him and runs out of there too
>>212833102The prod fave on the block yes
>>212833086Tyler looking bogged here
for everyone saying Zae is right: No. he. is. not.
He literally said that as long as Rachel is in the game, she wont be the first two time winner. He also said that he would put up people that voted against him, which they both know will include Rachel, so it's obvious taht he's gonna nominate her. How else should Rachel take this info
>>212833093kelly I think is throwing because she knows she's fucked
amy genuinely seems dumb unless she is acting 24/7
lol at the edit protecting Rachel and making it all Zae's fault
we all knew it was coming
>>212833077>didnโt put this part in the editfuck off grod
>>212833133nigga i'm watching live on antenna
..nevermind kelley just won
My digits mean ZAE MUST STAY
>>212833151he started eating meat again
>>212833153>kelly I think is throwing because she knows she's fuckedthat makes no sense
only a spanish chess trivia comp can save zae
>>212833152How should Zae take the fact that Rachels campaigning to get him out?
PRAE 4 GAE ZAE MY BURGER BAE
>>212833153>kelly I think is throwing because she knows she's fuckedThat doesn't make sense. Wouldn't that make her play harder?
LET'S GO ZAE
LET'S GO ZAE
LET'S GO ZAE
LET'S GO ZAE
LET'S GO ZAE
LET'S GO ZAE
>>212833178she has ZERO allies beyond kinda vince, who fucking nominated her, and she knows it
julies voice is so obviously pre-recorded
my eyes glaze over every time julie explains the rules of a comp
>>212833029basically
>zae told people like keanu if he stayed and won hoh, he'd nom people that voted for him to go>rachel heard that her name was a part of that because she'd vote to keep amy and called him out (the behead moment outside)>he said that she wouldn't 100% go up but would be in the pool of people that voted for him if she voted for him to go>she got mad and then she stormed away and they had a couple of arguments after that>it all felt performative from rachel and she made no sense with her arguments while zae made good points
remember when they did this comp last year and the hgs were so retarded that they just had to put the words spelled correctly up on the screen
i have no idea what's going on
LETS GO KELLY
SEASON SAVED
zae is fucked he's not looking around enough. they're literally gonna show the answer to the screen zae isnt looking at FUCK
>julie you look amazing
>jason, James, Katrina, mom, dad, Jeff, Ashley, Morgan, adam, hank, Preston I LOVE YOU I MISS YOU SO MUCH SHOUT OUT MY DAWGS
get ready bros
>can I keep it?
>No
soulless
>>212833229she just threw it good job
buh bye zaesty
kinda sad because kelly is useless in the house
>>212833248Wow congrats zach, you win an argument with rachel of all people. Total badass right
I knew that was going to happen lmao
thank god. i need so many more kelley images
seasons over if zae leaves
how the fuck could anyone unscramble that?
am i just retarded?
they did that comp last year and the hgs were so retarded that they just had to put the correct words on the screen for them
>>212833296She asked to keep the crown? Kek
>>212833294he had a similar object in his hand to kelly but wasn't sure enough
I really do find Kelley cute
sad for zae but happy for more unhinged kelley feeds
What the fuck was the answer?
cmon julie you could have at least said the phrase
Amy can not go. She is /our/ girl.
why can't we ever have anything nice bros
>If Amy has two brain cells:
>ZAE IS THE ACCOMPLICE HE GOT THE SECOND MOST VOTES
you come at the queen, you best not miss.
Youโre in trouble Rachel
SEASON RUINED
GIVE ME BACK MY 1 DOLLAR GROD
>>212833296>>212833353she should have just left it on her head and not said anything they probably would have let it slide
>>212833349I could get white and emeralds but zero clue on the other one so would've been fucked
Steal crown with emeralds
>>212833349the movements get less extreme over time
i saw "crown with emeralds" but i also saw "least" which idk where least fits into the hint
They gotta stop casting uggos so it's less punishing when the attractive guy gets evicted week 1 every year.
of course rachel's number 1 ally is safe
There's still time for campaigning. Amy could still go
>>212833399Steal the tiara with emeralds
>>212833319Very confident buzzing
>>212833349I'm too autistic to get it too
>>212833345nah plenty of time
but no doubt the rachel edit will be insufferable
Grod NOT beating the rigging allegations
>>212833405there was probably another diadem with more stones in it or something
>>212833370This would work but it's retarded because the accomplice shit doesnt even affect the game anymore
poor zae. comes out the house and when he searches his name will just see articles of him dropping slurs week 1, travel vlogger career ruined forever
>>212833405"steal crown with emeralds" maybe
He betrayed his Mormon beliefs for sodomy
He is cursed.
>the good looking people go out early again
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME
they really missed an opportunity to have constanza make constanza face in that ad
>>212833460he'll go back to being mormon and disappear from the face of the earth with his 2 7/10 wives
Amy vs. Zae could actually flip on Amy
Kelley was finito if she lost
>>212833429desu it was less that and more zaesty having the exact same problem as matt last season only more so, he got pegged as not only a physical guy but smart and way too many people were tempted to just get him out now.
>>212833486Kelley is safe though
the unscrambling is easy if you keep the theme in mind
i'm out. why do ugly women always vote out the good looking guys
>>212833504lauren and riley already said they'd vote for amy to stay
its over
>>212833460he can turn into one of those edgy travel blogger that go around harassing japs and shit
>>212833521also if you are standing in the room able to see all 3 screens at once instead of only seeing parts of them on the tv
>>212833521it's also easier in person because they don't have to deal with camera cuts
>>212833508matt was retarded
>>212833483there could be one as rachel getting evicted early insurance but there has to be a triple eviction or two doubles to make up for it
>first boot
>has articles written about him for saying "retarded"
>twitter/redditfags hate him because he said he was targeting women if he stayed
poor guy
im tapping out on this season lads. it was fun while it lasted
i feel like they can do the reveal of the bb arena winner better
>>212833460literally no one but tmz and the most zealous big brother fans actually cared about him using retard, he's fucked out of the fandom grift but he'll be fine in wider life.
it'll hurt him seeing his edit getting BTFO by rachel though kek
>>212833584yeah its very awkward
omg there better be some good hallway routines or i'm gonna lose it
>>212833536theyre fighting the patriarchy
RACHEL LOOKING GLUM
ZAE IS SAFE AMY IS COOKED
As a straight man I am happy that the women are staying because I would like further opportunities to see lewds and/or nudes
dumb bitch, you will be on the block again in 24 hours
first time we've seen fish all season kek
>>212833569hence why I said only moreso
matt had the physicality issue where zaesty got pegged as physical and smart. like morgan wouldn't have been so zealously anti zae were it not for that but HE PLAYS CHESS
lmao rachel scrambling for votes harder than amy WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>212833620jesus amy looks bogged here
>>212833573I already miss him
Vince the bitch does not deserve to hug Kelley, you were planning on kicking her
please ex mormon spanish speaking closeted Jesus save our boy
>julie: start campaigning
>amy on a hugging harem
>rachel campaigning speedrun
>>212833661>>212833661LET KELLEY SPEAK YOU MEANIE
>>212833577Bye retard? Zae is boring btw
>>212833654why are they scrambling? I was sure zaesty was donezo
lauren looks like a teenager
I JUST LOGGED IN WTF HAPPENED
i feel like kelley needs help
>I've made so many friends
who is going to tell Kelley?
>>212833673she volunteered, they're both tards
..is amy actually bombing this speech on purpose to lower her threat level
>Zae is leaving
>Kelley is being extra annoying to rub salt in the wound
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>actually campaigning during speech
HOLY BASED
BB IS BACK
it must feel amazing getting off the block and immediately getting to throw an eviction vote down
>i did bad on the comp please keep me
great speech
>>212833710fuck off you're ahead of me
>>212833710unless she is acting constantly she is genuinely pretty dumb and doesn't seem that physical, so it's whether you think it's all acting or not kek
id lose my shit if i just lost blockbuster and had to hear that annoying kelly yapping
Zae is 100% right in his speech but people are retards
>>212833722probably won't do shit but you know what, good for zaesty campaigning constantly and doing this
it's a shame such behavior never gets rewarded
Rachel is seething so hard rn
based zae twitter is seething
>>212833777so many sevens
im warming up to the kelley character
zae blanked on his speech but got the message across. won't matter AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
no chance for zae battleback because of the retard stuff :(
>>212833779>>212833795she's gonna do some cunty one liner when zaesty goes you just know it
RILEY YOURE ON MY SHITLIST NOW. BURGERBOY TRAITOR
rylie ruined it. its over
>>212833828they already announced no battlebacks this season
WHAT THE FUCK RYLIE YOU KEK
>>212833832thus always to simps
he's in too deep to katpussy
women and bipoc win again...
my pirate stream is stuttering fuck me
>gay community
Holy fuck Morgan is a lesbian?
what?
>friends, family GAY COMMUNITY
what??
>friends
>family
>gay community
???
>>212833887kek the chenbot malfunctioned
i guess rylie wasnt lying when he said he had amy no matter what
rytard is full pussymisted week 1 after having 4 different guy alliances
>>212833937DISASTER AVERTED
LETS GOOOO
i think she said "gaming community" because she is GAMER GURL
>>212833911she is very clearly simping deeply for zach so either one of those queer ally larpers or bisexual
>>212833934he said he'd vote how katherine would and she was 100% amy
dumb bastard is now purely a cuck for her, and he hasn't even gotten shit like a hand holding
>>212833934He's a good liar then because he was telling Zae the same thing
>tardmode cowboy gets pussy misted by the girls
>none of them are going to fight to keep him safe, unless he's against like Keanu
>>212833983this season def rigged to keep rachel
going to blame TMC all season if this shit goes south
>>212833953there is only one rytard and rylie aint her
>>212834004Can't wait to see that wigger get dusted
tmc just killed the season
Zae is basically out now right? Unless both Katherine and Lauren vote to keep him and Will, a fellow BurgerBoy, keeps his word, I don't see a good outcome for this.
Please let Keanu win HoH atleast so we get some retardkino going
>>212833981he has lied constantly this week and I'm surprised more people don't bring it up
legit lies to almost anyone he talks to in some form or another
digits and kelley wins hoh and puts up rachel's three closest with the aim to backdoor her
>>212834009Boo hoo zae gone, season rigged
finally we get a good season
I can't believe both of them made speeches strictly game related about why they should stay or the other to go instead of those retarded shoutouts to family or meaningless ones
>>212834049you literally cant backdoor someone when the blockbuster exists tho
>>212834061idgaf about zae but everything rachel does is performative
HOLY FUCK RYTARD ACTUALLY FUCKED THIS UP!!!! ZAE COULD HAVE STAYED
>>212834044he's done and frankly we all knew it last night
but that said this vote really doesn't effect house dynamics, a lot of them were basically saying it was a one week thing a la katherine
>>212834119You new to big brother?
>>212834107eh, only one shitty little comp instead of getting to play the veto too is much tougher
>>212834107yeah but it gives rachel one less comp to win + one of her allies using the veto on themselves is a chance to mess with rachel + even if she wins the blockbuster she has to cut a head off the hydra
WILL MY N I G G A BURGERBOYS STILL AINT DEAD YET
MY LINK IS AHEAD HE GOT EVICTED??
I want to suck Ashley's chocomilkers
TMC TAKES DOWN THE SEASON WITH NO SURVIVORS
FUCK AVA WORST HG SINCE QUINN
>it's a rachel steamroll season
lmao
yeah the house it going to split girls vs guys
rytard might fuck over the guys
why is there a teenage girl in the house??
>Zach crying
Win this HoH dude
BRO it was actually close....
here comes smug rachel even though mickey did the work
>>212834154>>212834157yeah but you cant backdoor someone
>>212834196she didn't connect with him at all I can't blame her
katherine, lauren, and rytard were the genuine dumb votes, the other girls plan to evict those two girls nice and quick
Zach really wanted that bussy
Manifesting burger boy HoH
lmao wtf zach get it together you are on live tv
COME ON ZACH
WIN THIS FOR THE BURGER BOYS
AVENGE ZAE
you knew him for 7 days calm the fuck down
i'm not even mad. he was kinda annoying. but it would have been nice to make rachel rage obviously
Zach I'm crying with you brother!
Riley getting emotional with Zae is DISGRACEFUL hope this hick drops an N bomb and gets kicked out
ANOTHER ONE FOR THE CRYING LIST
9 women + 1 dogbrained pussymisted male superalliance!!!! This is going to be a great season!!! Final 5 can be all the bogged up slampigs, BIPOC women and the gay guy.
even with zae leaving im really liking this cast. i get bb17 vibes from them
Need Zach hoh nobody gets in between a man and his bussy
bro will go on the warpath
>>2128342657 days in the house is like a month IRL to be fair
inb4 the unironically gay zae poster posts screenshots of him for the rest of the season.
>>212834267I'm not surprised he went but I really hoped it was kelly
unless she steps it up I feel like she's dead in the water
uhhh houseguests what are you doing
that was supposed to be Rachel's epic girlboss moment
>>2128342657 days in the bb house is a month
who is the ideal next HoH
Zae will be fine, heโs in the fag capital of the world
>>212834265but he was against fucking amy, kelly and ashley (at one point) all three of those obviously should have left before him
>>212834311WTF YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO TOUCH JULIE
>>212834300I've got plenty of targets to simp for bro don't worry
guys down 9-8 and a guy goes home in a guy's hoh, they gotta win two of the next three or this season's a gonna be a pussy sando
>>212834317Keanu 100%
TOTAL HAG DEATH
>>212834280Women's alliance never works but the retards here are afraid of women working together for some reason
BUT THERE WAS SO MUCH GREAT NAME PLAY
QUINN DID IT!
ALLES WIN!
ABLEISTS LOSE!
>>212834290Zach or Keanu HoH would make for the best "Us vs Them" kino action. Will guarantee good drama and content.
All my Zaebros let's will this into existence
I just didn't want to see the returnee get their way
wtf lol
why is the hapa bitchmade
>>212834300stop making fun of me
>needing to advertise a SpongeBob bonus episode in order to sell Smurfs tickets
Grim
>>212834317Keanu for retardmaxing
>>212834305i remember another one that was dead in the water
>>212834317keanu or kelly
>>212834317anyone who isn't a girl minus kelley
we need a back and forth of girl and guys evictions
>>212834359they're all afraid of rachel so they wont turn on each other instantly
>bringing up the rytard betrayal
based julie
the hell is zae yapping about
>>212834280everyone come laugh at the newfag
based zae the biggest loser
luke got 17th place too...
Trueee
Zae and Jace are 17th place eskimo brothers
>>212834442typical zaesty talk kek
part of his problem was he'd yap constantly but his pitches weren't actually that good
kek so Julie is just doing pre-recorded voiceovers now?
Julie didn't bring up Zae saying retard. Zaebros we gotta feel good about that atleast
This season becomes big buddy like last season and it'll be a no conflict slog for the last half of the season
>>212834376he's a fucking dipshit lol he could have easily rallied the votes but he didnt push at all and just told all his alliances to vote however they want the first week
Man fucking Zaesty worked so hard too, he had conversations for hours with EVERYONE
GIVE ALL YOUR ENERGY TO KEANU'S BOOTY
ONLY AN HOUR?!?! MY BALLS
>>212834501no reason to push hard in any direction for a week 1 eviction
>>212834469Doesn't count, you're written out of history if you get expelled. Jace BB17 is the only other 17th place HG and he didn't even know it at the time due to the twin twist.
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the boys have to know that the women gotta go
rachel is still absolutely seething lmao
you can edit the episodes all you want grod but can't change rachel herself
>>212834507they mostly were useless though and I say that as someone who wanted him to stay and who wanted that actual effort rewarded
>>212834486Rachel is too r-worded and a b-word to not cause drama
its so sad we never got to see the zae/zach duo live on all summer ;~;
>>212834524right.... but it was with his own alliance members like the bond or with lauren who were indecisive & were waiting for someone to push them in a certain direction which rachel's allies eventually did
>>212834470Zae, Luke, and Jace 17th placers. What a legendary crew