>>212831916 (OP) >I'm the man who killed Sam Hyde. >Bullshit. Heidecker got Hyde. >Are you sure? >... >That's right. Now. Say my name. >...You're Rocketman. >*turns to lasagna lips* Can you confirm this?
>>212831916 (OP) I don't know your name. But I've seen you as the piss drinking cop in Dumb and Dumber, the hitchhiker killer in There's Something About Mary and as Tom Green's buddy in Freddy Got Fingered.
>>212831916 (OP) don't remember, mostly know him from Tom green's the channel, "hi good evening we're here with _____we're gunna be taking some calls later we're gunna have a lot of fun" and he was awesome in freddy got fingered.
>>212831916 (OP) I actually used to think that his name was Dave Chappell and Dave Chappell's name was Harland Williams, blame the DVD cover for that one.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:24:41 AM No.212837167
i have no idea who this is. who is paying you to make these threads?
>>212831916 (OP) >Disney offer him the part of George in George of the Jungle and the part of Fred in Rocketman >says the script for George looked bad and there was no way it'd do well at the box office >ends up making more than Rocketman >Frasier goes onto win a Screen Actors Guild Award, and an Academy Award for The Whale >Harland stars in direct to DVD shitty comedy central movies with washed up comedians Based Big Brandon
>>212832218 >Harland Williams has a podcast. >Sam Hyde went on the podcast. >Sam behaved like a retard to try to fuck with Harland and humiliate him as a way to "assert dominance" like he always tries to do because he's incredibly insecure and has serious emotional issues. >He went so far as to flip over and break Harland's podcasting table with his mics and everything on it, and then physically pushed Harland around trying to manhandle him. >Harland simply continued joking around and acting goofy the whole time, and also physically resisted Sam to the point where Sam was sweating and panting after trying to push him around. >Harland even continued the podcast afterward, being goofy and refusing to let Sam's retarded behavior ruin the fun. >Ultimately it made Sam look like a fucking asshole retard manbaby who throws tantrums when his attempts to humiliate and dominate people aren't working.
>>212831916 (OP) Based harland williams. Mogged Scam hydestein hard. Made the MDE fags cope hard that their grift daddy crashed out super hard
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:01:33 AM No.212838264
>>212837487 Imagine looking like this and losing your hair, I thought my hairloss hit hard..
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:06:54 AM No.212838423
>>212832110 This faggot hasn't done anything original in years. He made it big with The Mask 30 years ago and then milked le wacky silly man persona ever since.
>>212838423 >then milked le wacky silly man persona He's always ben that, it's his style of performance. Rubberfaceman
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:18:23 AM No.212838807
>>212838423 >was an inescapably huge mega actor for an entire decade >30 years later >semi retired and playing the villain in a series of gargantuan hit kids films
Yeah it sounds like he has a lot to cope and seethe about. More than you, I'm sure