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>Build a gorilla nest
How do you respond without sounding mad
>>212833094 (OP)Call Sam a raped cuck bitch and make him build a nest to rape him in
>>212833094 (OP)Only thing that would have made the podcast less tense in that specific moment would have been a mask-off “no” from Sam, and then a segway “why did you decide to have us on, are you fans of us?” And direct the conversation from there. Sam fucked up big time by not just calming down and chilling tf out
Imagine getting trolled by the guy from Half Baked
>>212833230Nobody knows what that movie is you old fucking faggot.
>>212833094 (OP)THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE WORLD TO PRIEST JOKES. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT SEED OILS. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AGAINST THEIR WILL. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPAMMING "LE EBIN GORILLA NEST IMAGES" TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT NORMAL PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I REALLY HOPE HAPPENS, I WON'T SHED A FUCKING TEAR
what was teh actual gorilla nest bit meant to be, how did Harland intend for that to go?
>>212833422>"I want you to make a gorilla nest for me...">Sam proceeds to chimp outI'd say so
>>212833094 (OP)which one are you making fun of?
>>212833422I assume just physical boobery about making a mess on the set and not making it right.
>>212833667he should have escalated it further and actually beat him up.
>>212833618It's a copypasta, newfriend.
>>212833667Sam had a hard time wrangling a 60 year old man
Why are jannies so lenient with this trash?
>>212834035JIDF pays them off for anti-MDE spam.
that red looking dude was about to have a heart attack
>>212834002He was going easy on him, retard.
>>212834110Yeah Harland was really holding back with Sam so as to not escalate further.
>>212834075I'm Netanyahu is sacared of MDE while having Orange Biden by the balls bro
>>212834075>JIDF2013 was 12 years ago. Grow up.
What the fuck was sam even trying to accomplish by spamming jew? he just came off like a retard
>>212833094 (OP)I mean I'd get MAD. Oh I'd really throw a category class shitstorm. But g-d damn it, the man would have a quality gorilla nest by the end of it.
>>212834243Delegitimization of Jew corruption talk?
>>212833138>flees to Sam's seat after Sam takes his host chair in the middlecope
>>212833967you can try and force it as much as you want but Sam was never phased like Jonah was. there's not a single screenshot of Sam's face looking bothered by Harland
>>212833094 (OP)Carrot top on Harland is 1000% funnier than Sam. Let that sink in.
>>212834400maybe if Harland was a better host they could've gotten the ball rolling on bits they both enjoy. unfortunately Harland only has one trick in his tool belt and couldn't adapt. could've saved his studio lol
>>212834355>sits next to the heat lamp and sweats like a bitch>begs harland to go see his shitty show>carrot top is a better comedianYikes
>>212834490>extends an olive branch to Harland>Harland's jimmies are too rustled to accept and he exposes himself as being a hostile interviewer the whole timeSam vindicated
>>212834456>admits the host is a one trick pony>upset that the host doesn't kid glove your e-daddyWhy didn't based comedy god sam rise to the occasion?
>>212834563The olive branch was what, exactly? Seeing his shitty show?
>>212834602Harland is the host, the responsibility is on him for his show to go well. Sam didn't appreciate the lack of effort and gave it back to him x10
>>212834652a friendly invite to show that the contentious-ness was all meant in jest. Harland was too sensitive to let it all go though
>>212834695I think it went better for Harland than it did for sam. Be a good person
>>212834734A shoebox full of shit isn't a gift, friend
>>212834734>a friendly invite after trashing his studio
>>212833422when he had Bill Burr on he gave him a wig. Bill put that shit on and riffed about it because he isn't a insecure roidmonkey
>>212834738>invited on show>host does dumb baby talk jokes>refuses to meet you on a topic that you'd both enjoy>gets mad at guest and edits episode to make guest look badyeah, if you're a retard.
>>212833422probably similar to how it actually went
>>212834812>thinks that talking about le joo's is something they'd both enjoyWhy couldn't they have talked about the wilderness/outdoors?
>>212834782>does a bit>extends olive branch to prove it wasn't meant with malicious intentSam tried taking the high road but Harland was too sensitive to accept his offer. pretty weak stuff
>>212834858Well, I am white. I assumed it wasn't considered a gift, didn't mean to disrespect your culture saar
I don't watch Harland's podcast, did he act any different with Sam than with other guests? Seems like neither of them knew anything about the other.
>>212834898the cringy edgelord stuff was just him throwing low effort shit back at Harland's low effort shit. as the host Harland is the one that should've tried righting the ship and taken the interview to a topic they both found neutral
Sam Hyde fans are proof that every child needs a father. Otherwise they end up sitting on the internet defending a 40 year old roidrage pedophile having a chimp out and destroying someone's property.
>>212833094 (OP)Day 3 of making threads non-stop about Shart Hyde, and there are niggas denying that the mods aren't colluding with his marketing team
>>212835024>obsessively posts about an eceleb all day>can't handle when someone doesn't agree with their histrionic opinions
>>212835031No no no no no! SHUT UP!!! Delete this! You can't say positive things about Sam Hyde on 4chan! I won't allow it! 5 more threads will be made because of you!
>>212834966>does a bit>the bit is just trashing your studio, probably breaking your expensive audio equipment, and a guy 20 years younger than you trying and completely failing to wrestle you to the ground
>>212835013Why couldn't sam muster up the alpha energy to direct the conversation in his favor? Why did he just stutter and never try to assert himself? Until his sperg out of course
>>212835032they're all negative threads trying to shit on him. are you saying he's playing 5D chess?
>>212833094 (OP)>fish tank crashes and burns>new world peace a disaster>can't handle bantz with the least threatening and friendliest comic sillyboywhat's next on the docket?
>>212835168Shilling vitamins. Again
>>212835114okay, but it was still a bit. you're seriously saying he should be that mad over some shitty podcast equipment? he also did ask him to make a nest in the middle of his studio. maybe don't be a dick to your guest, then tell them to do a physical comedy bit in the middle of your studio if you're that scared of your equipment being damaged. once again, Harland was a bad host
>>212835131you're the only one that holds onto this alpha bull shit about Sam. no one actually thinks that of him
why is anyone engaging with the sam defenders?
he is known to hire indian bot farms. you are arguing with indians
>>212835234>dude its just your property that you spent money on, it's not a big deal bro come on>and yeah now you have to clean up the mess we made, so this is gonna cost you time as well as money, but come on bro its a bit its funny bro>he asked him to make a gorilla nest bro, that totally means he expected him to straight up flip the table and trash the entire room bro
>>212834966>it's just a prank, bro!
>>212835266Oh ok. So why the chimp out with the gorilla nest? I thought you said it was him being alpha? You samsimps are adorable
>>212835328>hey, wanna come to our show?>sure, if you clean up the mess you made first>of course, no problemwowww, that would've been so hard
>>212835394lol you're the only one who brought up alpha, you fucking weirdo. i bet you have cuck fantasies
>>212835385no, it was a serious fight you just watched. are you actually retarded?
>>212835480>holy 2014 rhetoric and projectionCome on man, it's been over a decade. Time to get a new shtick
>>212833094 (OP)promotional for he's legit gay show, but its works we are talking about a gorilla nest..
>>212835135Do you remember anyone talking positively about Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian? Negative press is still press.
>>212835435>bro why wouldnt you agree to go to the show of someone who just demonstrated that he thinks the height of comedy is breaking other people's shit? thats disrespectful bro, you have to waste your time watching some troglodyte act like a retard after he destroyed your studio bro or else you're a pussy bro
>>212834400Sam got more views though
>>212835328oh jesus christ he turned a desk over! they might need two people to lift that up and it could take a whole 3 minutes of their time!
>>212835559>obsessed with alpha/beta dichotomy>have nightmarish sam hyde related delusionswhatever bro, you're obsessed
>>212835688i don't know, maybe because the guy was just doing a silly bit on your silly podcast show, and your guest was just extending on olive branch to prove that nothing was meant in mean spirit. but of course, behind Harland's lol so random persona he's actually a deeply bitter and resentful person so he couldn't accept the offer
>>212836723lol the haters are so fried
>>212836901It's not the table flip lol. The visuals of the (pathetic attempt of) manhandling speak volumes. Sam was shaking, literally. lol
It completely dispels this myth that Sam is a tough guy. He looks like a faggot. And that pinoy retard made him look stupid.
The pajeet shills running damage control are easy to spot.
>What's the big deal bout some table flip?>Lol look at all the seething trannies!>Who cares Sam makes jews mad! (even though he's allowed to evade bans on youtube, use jewish payment processors, gets praised by jews, etc)Sam would probably do better using AI bots to defend him.
>>212836799>relentlessly simping for his grifter daddyI'm just calling him an unfunny faggot. I want you to break down his funniest joke (skit) that he's ever done.
sam is more successful than ever and troons CANNOT handle it
>WP1 was never going to succeed and would get cancelled regardless, they barely made money off it, admitted that the money was not worth working with those people
>sam nick and charls all made up years ago now, harbor no bad feelings, all are set for life, nick has a successful company and investments, stream makes good money, charls' father in law is rich, sam was always rich
>the youtube streams, fishtank, merch, podcast subscriptions, live tours, and EP make actual millions, more successful than 10 seasons of WP1 would have ever been
>they have their own platform, lots of connections with mainstream comedians now, joe rogan talked about sam recently and seemed interested
>he did worse things on other podcasts yet nobody said anything about it, troons have been raiding the board over this and nick and charls are making fun of it live on stream
>harland williams is actually a trump supporter and was in on the whole bit
>>212834332Correct. Sam is a Peter Thiel funded psyop on incels.
>>212837179i lol'd at his graduation ceremony speech
>>212837276Why didn't he ask his friend to stop? A simple "bro chill" perhaps.
>>212837309Tremendous break down, much appreciated
>>212837360just watch it, retard
>>212833094 (OP)>Big Rough Trade Goyfish Cock Biofreeze.
sam's chimpout becoming a meme is the worst thing that could possibly happen. all someone has to do is say "gorilla nest" at his next show and he'll start sperging out
>>212837276kek he's doing the teacher sketch
>>212837347he was probably remembering how sam just admitted to being raped, and didn't want to upset his friend any further
>>212833094 (OP)Why couldn’t they have a normal interview?
>>212837438I want someone to handout flyers of him with weev at a show.
>>212837468kick my ass daddy
t. sam (raped summer 2025)
>>212837456That was a Kanye reference retard
Sam is lowkey exactly weirdly big, tall, and spoiled rich kid like Hasan just way less handsome
>>212835031>>212835094Millennial MDE fans mustn't be too pleased about this, because I'm only seeing cringe takes from Zoomer dorks.
>>212835328>Best highschool bro, why u mad I paralyzed u for life still get over it>Estranged alcoholic dying father, you wanna reconnect to see your grandson ... you're sore over me stiffing you for 6k debt maxxing crypto still? ah geez dood>I'll shell out for new audio equipment Harlan it's no biggie
>Sam has tried to protect his image for many years post-idubbbz revival
>comes out looking better in any engagement he gets into
>for some reason fucking spergs the fuck out on a podcast
>getting punked by a 60 year old canadian who was a bit comedian back in the 1990's
It's a insane assassination of his character.
nick doing damage control on his faggoty house podcast or whatever
>>212837816its true though what avenues could have possibly been closed to them from this incident? every mainstream outlet is still never going to give them the spotlight for the same reasons from 10 years ago.
>>212835011I watched a bit and he always does the same stream of consciousness riff, not very funny desu. Sam improved it awkwardness aside.
also you wouldnt know this was harlands bit from his movies or standup which ive also seen.
>>212833094 (OP)forced
buy an ad faggot
>>212838071>Sam improved itThe whole team agrees.
>harland: makes joke
>sam: jews
>harland makes joke
>sam: jews
>>212836723People died in that desk
>>212838071Bullshit. Watch how sasso and even fucking carrot top can riff with harland doing the exact same stuff that he pulled with sam. Sam simps are massively coping about this and it's hilarious
>>212835031With the amount of times this pic has been posted I'm convinced you're the loser behind that shitter account seeking attention.
Sam sperging out over the fucking seed oils and saying he hates nature stick out to me the most. On another podcast he said he hated being outside and thought that was fucking retarded.
This is what you all sound like right now
>>212838126Samuel hydestien is a comedic genius because he's poking fun at the establishment in a way that nobody else (everyone) can!! :,(
Sam Hyde trannies still on damage control? The whole world is laughing at you morons, how does it feel.
>>212838172I said before, but I think it's because Harland is also a jester but he's actually secure with himself. This gives Sam extreme imposter syndrome and he viscerally freaks out in fight/flight response.
>>212838172imagine bringing damiel on a podcaist as one of your closest crew lmao. sam deserves everything he gets.
>>212838172Yeah but their riffing isnt funny. Sam improved it because he gave harland a bunch of opportunities for witty punchlines like french fries and irish airline etc.
>>212838367Imagine even knowing someone like lasagna lips. Sam hyde is a degenerate unfunny faggot and he's always been that way
>>212838217Bro hates seed oils because they turn your immune system up by 0.001% but also takes finasteride (and roids) and blows up his testosterone production/receptors
>>212838427You are coping. Why did Sam bring so many people but none of them said or did anything memorable aside from flipping a table, aka boogie from 2006? You really should kys
Look at Harland's channel, Sam brought him more views than he's seen in years
>>212838650How much did you pay to watch the new show? Do you pay per episode or is it like a monthly/weekly donation type thing?
>>212838638its the same ~30k people watching it 10 times to overanalyze everything lol
>>212838367>I'm uhh I uhh I'm a w-w-war daddy
>>212838771And it's probably a dozen or so paid hyde shills that are on this board at any given time trying to give relevancy to this never-was comedian. Have some self respect and get a job at subway bro
>>212838901youre retarded if you think im a paid shill for saying the video isnt as popular as it seems
>>212838971I just told you to get a job, I never actually accused you of having one
>>212839022Lol, make a gorilla nest you big dummy
>>212838751Lol zoomie. Ive never given any eceleb money
You see the joke is it’s not funny
>>212839118You just defend them for free, because you're poor? Or
>>212839156Sorry if you dont like my opinion troony, why dont you go take your pills ane stop bugging me
>>21283755630 y/o here with an epstein shirt, yeah its cringe. Wrecking a guys set isnt cool. Saying is a bit is cope. Harlan was shitting on him in the comments
>>212839193What exactly was your opinion again? You had Sam's nuts in your mouth and I couldn't quite make out what you meant. You said you do it "for free" no?
>>212839193>troonylmao the cope
>>212833489I thought him flipping the desk and behaving like a gorilla was very funny though.
I think the only way you can look at this just to seethe about sam "ruining it again" or "being cucked by harland" is if you have a genuine hate boner for sam.
I get it, he hates the jews and has far right opinions, so it might be grating to your average leftist 4channer (this is a leftist website afterall, and the racism was only born to piss off the christian soccer moms)
>>212839316>has far right opinions he's no different than nick fuentes
>>212837102He flipped the table like nothing and he held back on trying to clown on that old fucking retard. He could easily beat the shit out of you to if you really want to try him.
Harland made Sam look foolish any way you cut it, guys.
Harland’s a likable comedian. Charls Nick Erick probably looked forward to meeting him but were disappointed with the direction it went
I gotta admit the obsessed anti Sam Hyde troons are just as cringe, like they are celebrating this like they won the Super Bowl.
>>212839316If you honestly believe that sam talking about the joo's is clever or anything other than a cheap shock tactic from over 10yrs ago, I've got some ocean front property in Arizona I'd like to sell you.
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>>212833094 (OP)Sam was molested and raped multiple times.
>>212839414Just this summer, as a matter of fact
>>212839407it's clever when it makes gaylords like you and Harland kvetch. once you can hear criticism of your people without losing your mind it'll lose it's power, much like Harland's hacky priest bit
>>212839404only losers want Sam to succeed because he is a faggot loser with nothing going on
>>212838221Sam is the raped forever unfortunately, gorilla nest forever
>>212835031This is just pure cringe. Forget the bullshit left vs right culture war bullshit for a second and just imagine being such an abject screen addicted r-celeb worshipping grassless loser like this. I feel bad for his parents.
>>212839446>once you can hear criticism of yor people without losing your mindYou're getting close lil bro
>>212839451Sam sucks but some of you are just way too obsessed with plotting the downfall of Sam. He’s gonna have his paying army no matter what, and they clearly don’t care about this.
>>212839446The priest joke obviously made Sam seethe, and it apparently made you seethe, too.
Sam needs to stop taking himself so seriously, he would be a lot funnier if he dropped all of the social commentary and learned to laugh at himself more outside of the physical humor.
>>212839316>I thought him flipping the desk and behaving like a gorilla was very funny though.Because you're 14.
>>212839293>someone said something vaguely positive about sam hyde?>i must hound them until they recant>i am totally not a paid shill or deranged troon, no it is you
>>212839515>when i criticize your people it's okay>when you criticize my people it's le racism and antisemitismcope, jew
>>212839579you're a mutt what people are you?
>>212833094 (OP)The Johma effect: Everyone who comes into contact with Anisa Johma (also known as Yoko Ono, the Banshee, bpd whore) will have their lives ruined.
>>212839579So you admit that priest jokes do bother you, and you're mad because it's not considered taboo to make them like it is to make jew jokes.
all you trannies can seethe. nick talked about it on SR today. no one gives a shit, this does not ruin anyones careers. they are independent, they don't need hollywood. rogan was never going to have sam on. no network was going to give them a show. they are making money doing their own shit, and they own all their own shit. why get involved with the jews. flipping the table was funny. fuck harland, he is not funny.
>harland obviously was trying to get one over on them
>never allows for any talking
>sam decides to get a viral moment instead of just dealing with retarded bits for 30 more minutes
>>212839568I actually clown on "people" like you for free. I usually have to pay to have fun lol.
Nice concession btw ;)
>>212839655uhh, yeah. censorship ruins comedy. of course, you're not actually interested in comedy you just wanna own le ebul nazi chud man
>STOP ATTACKING MY E DADDY
>IT WAS JUST A BIT, NOBODY CARES DOOD
>NOBODY EVEN LIKES HARLAND
>EVERYTHING IS FINE
>>212839677Does SR stand for stupid retards?
>>212839640ashkenazi white
>>212833094 (OP)Man it must suck being indian/jewish
>>212839713Yeah,it's a reference to all the fatherless zoomers who donate to Sam
>>212839705You aren't interested in comedy either, unless that comedy is a thinly-veiled vehicle for your political beliefs.
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This was all setup and preplanned! Harland is just really good at faking it! THIS IS ALL STAGED AND PLANNED
ALSO HARLAND WILLIAMS SUCKS BUT IT'S STAGED TO MAKE HIS SHOW BIGGER BECAUSE SAM LIKES HIM.... WAIT UH UH UH N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD
>>212835031literally nobody thinks this
>>212839789Something something jews something something indians something something I am the alpha
>>212833094 (OP)Did Sam know that Harland's podcast is largely random questions and prodding?
The gorilla nest was funny. Sam built the nest in his own way and made what Harland was trying to do more funny. I do think Sam made Harland a little uncomfortable towards the end, but Harland's thing is to make the guests uncomfortable.
If it's funny that's all that matters.
>>212839782if it's pushing taboos and societal norms than it's important to say. you just wanna keep punching down with old hack priest jokes because it keeps the spotlight off your despicable people
>>212839849Whoa whoa whoa now! Calm down buddy, he don't say alpha no more. He talks 'bout being assertive and dominant. Them's be different things entirely!
>>212839869>punching downThis is the same terminology and justification that woketards use lmao
>>212839682Are you saying youre an antifa badass or are these people more schizophrenic projections?
>>212839912shut up, jew lol
>>212839869What Harland did helped the cause that you think you're following. Sam is a snake oil salesman
>>212839953You're a hypocritical, lying, irony-poisoned retard.
Liking Sam Hyde is like being really into DSP except if you thought DSP was really cool and based and righteous. He's a z-tier lolcow who is best known for a canceled adult swim show from like 2012. At least Harland had something like a real career, at one point. No one knows who the fuck sam Hyde is.
>>212839968jewishjournal.com/podcasts/you-dont-know-schiff/361929/harland-williams-part-2/
>>212839980JEWISH CRASH OUT ALERT
>>212839927Because I don't like sam hyde, I am an radical leftist? Talk about schizophrenic projections and delusions. Yikes brother, seek help lol
>>212839863It could have been funny if played right (preplanned or not, like with the kid with the weird voice podcast), Sam tipping the desk (didn't look like he actually destroyed anything), and the no sell by the boomer was akward, but then Sam trying to manhandle a senior citizen (and not even being able to) was just weird, kinda entertaining, but not funny way.
I don't know the deal about the guy podcast, but honestly it felt like Sam was trying to be edgy and got outfunnied and got pissy.
>>212840053>Yikes brotherSnip this line from your dialogue list, NPC.
>>212840037I'm not Jewish. You are, however, brown.
>>212840013I'm not going to listen to that
>>212839374Go superchat your e-daddy, loser
>>212840011>Liking Sam Hyde is like being really into DSP except if you thought DSP was really cool and based and righteous.DSP is totally a Stunt Artist Guy.
>>212837722Its always self assassination. Sam has a history of crashing out and burning bridges because hes a roided out narcissistic faggot. I feel bad for Nick and Charls having to put up with his constant sperging out. Its honestly probably why they lost their show in the first place on adult swim
>>212840060>but honestly it felt like Sam was trying to be edgy and got outfunnied and got pissyhe didn't really seemed bothered, just bored with Harland's lame outdated idea of riffing. Harland on the other hand seemed passive aggressive from the outset and couldn't drop the act and just let the guests have fun
>>212840077>no rebuttal >policing how words are used>woke rightYikes twice
>>212840107you don't need to. the fact that he did it is all you need to know
>>212840137I profusely sweat while being bored and unbothered too
>>212840099>hate boner for Christians>kvetches at any criticism of jewssure there, shlomo
>>212840053>Yikes brother>three_fingers_scene_basterds.jpg
>>212840163So a jew outsmarted your Uber mensch ultra edgy dad or what?
>>212840149I should've said that I'm NTA. I just wanted you to know that you're a huge fag for talking like that.
him begging at the end going full serious mode, realizing he messed up big time and literally going into toddler mode asking if the alpha daddy in the room likes him for real was so painful.
>>212840175yeah, sam is fat and out of shape. it's not exactly what i would call news
>>212840200>not clutching my pearls at priest jokes means I have a hate boner for Christians
>>212840215>gets tossed around>gets his studio trashed>outsmartedsure there, rabbi
>>212840137It felt off from the start, but like I said, I don't know what's the style of comedy or podcast the other guy has. But at least he was trying.
Him making the random wigger say stuff, inventing names felt passive aggressive, but nothing much more aggressive than regular bant (that comedians should be able to handle).
The way he got ticked off and INSTANTLY got physical was so crazy. Ive never seen anyone this composed and witty lose their shit that quickly. You can him going through 5 stages of grief through the whole show, by the end he even bargains (begs him) and finally accepts everything. But you gotta be autistic to see it any other way.
People in these threads are deranged autists that cant read social cues if their life depended on it. Like theres 1 or 2 posts that arent full retard each thread. I know its all parasocial losers but god damned you guys are fucked
>>212840270>clutching my pearls at jew jokes means i have a hate boner for jews
>>212833667sam was out of breath almost instantly, hopefully it was just him being nervous and gay
>>212840289I bet the brownoid that beat you and vandalized your property was probably smarter than you
>>212840290i think Sam just doesn't have any respect for that kind of silly, safe comedy. he was trying to get Harland to drop the act but Harland is a one trick pony so he dug in his heels
>>212837102oh wow you can actually see his arms shaking that's crazy. That's either nerve damage or something else I got something similar
>>212840333My friend sent me a clip Harland put out on Instagram and it's just Sam Hyde making him a gorilla nest. It's probably the funniest thing you can do on one of these 1 hour plus podcast snoozefests.
>>212840356>jew has revenge fantasies of his golems attacking white peopleyou're like a case study in jewish stereotypes
>>212840406I'm not sam hyde though
>silly, safe comedy
he was dredging, and exposed hyde as a sex freak. all while asking questions about nature and cunnilingus
>>212840419no, you're just a sad bitter jew getting paid very few shekels to spam hate on a columbian arborist forum
when sam and sams fans call you a jew, its the same exact thing as a left wing fag calling you a facist. Theyre simply the right wing versions of sjws
>>212840492damn, dude. i support israel now. thanks for your PSA
>cuz they be habbin lust
>*ecstatic laughter from the pinoy*
>>212840447i believe that you believe that's what happened. good luck, anon
>>212833094 (OP)True Detective season when?
Scam Hyde troon cope is sad asf
>>212837722>>212840129You do know artificially raising your trt levels will make yo more aggressive right?
>>212840524sam looked into the abyss of drug addled zoomers until that abyss stared back at him
>>212840289Why is trashing someone's studio based and alpha according to Hydespergs? Like, I know you're all brown but I guess I naively thought that not all browns had violent niggermonkey brains.
>>212838506>they turn your immune system up by 0.001%tldr?
mde is a puritan fanbase thanks to daddy sam telling them whats right and whats wrong
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So fucking true.
>>212840464I told you I usually have to pay for this type of fun, I'm actually happy and white! Lol you are brown and have a white daddy complex that you need to sort out. Sam isn't funny and he lost, so make sure you double your weekly donations!!
>>212840671nick dont miss
>>212840673cool story, jew
>>212840702Post wrist, pablo
>>212840605it's funny because it's only the sam hate spammers that think of him as "based and alpha". it's pure projection.
>>212840671When Nick isn't denying his closeted homosexuality or growing age, he's usually right.
>>212840365Harlan's capable of going real dark, and they could've riffed in that direction but for priest sperging. If he thought he was being setup with specific researched references, it was that much more important to play it cool.
>>212840447>questions about nature and cunnilingusWhich looked a lot like he had seen the Daddy Dom game show material and wasn't impressed. One of the most common Tangerine brands being CUTIES was another shittest allusion. That's what the "sinister look" in his eyes pre-show was.
>>212840722>jew tries obtaining blackmail material on white political opponentlike i said you're a case study on jewish stereotypes
>>212840750he's trolling you, you fucking sperg
>>212840782>mexican illegal is scared of giving away his position See you at home depot pinche puta
>>212840782mexicans aren't white, julio
>samcucks still coping and blindly worshipping their grifter god
what do you call this behavior?
>>212840862>what do you call this behavior?fatherless
>>212840757if that's the case that makes Harland an even bigger asshole. he could've just said, "oh i brought up cunnilingus cause i saw that segment from your show". so basically we're left with, Harland is either a bad host that can't segue way into topics properly or he was a hostile interviewer the whole time, in which case Sam being a dick back to him was completely justified
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I bet Sam never wondered if there was a baker under his bed.
>>212840887And brown, with bitch tits
>>212840671Nick is right that Sam doesn't tell well crafted jokes and that he relies on being edgy or obnoxious for comedy.
But that doesn't mean it isn't funny.
one of the most underrated parts of this shit was harland ignoring charls completely
>>212840836k, whatever jew. suck on some foreskins or whatever the fuck you weirdos do
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Here's an analysis of what happened for you autists/spergs.
The cope coming from Sam Hyde fanboys is hilarious. Dude got destroyed,
>>212840671it really do be like that
>>212840867holy shit, Sam broke your brain
>>212840924You continue to be wrong and brown. I don't think it's a coincidence either
>>212840941last i checked that old nigga ended up on his back lmao
>>212840894yeah and magic tricks would be cooler if they showed you how it was done beforehand
>>212840624Inflammation is just immune activation. Some meme science said seed oils bad so all the broscience grugs latched onto it just like fructose
>>212840948That was sarcasm friend, keep up
>>212840945that post is a shoop that was originally about Shane Gillis
>>212840976holy shit, the jew keeps responding. alright man, it's almost saturday, you can chill
>>212840924>>212840978you will never be a human (white)
>>212840365The guy was just letting Sam roll with it and Sam fumbling, saying he converted to judaism, then saying he was normal, then the other guy saying he was a jew (but isn't), and he even kept the bit going farther than Sam, till Sam asked seriously if he was really a jew. He tried to keep going with the whole "let's start over" bit, but wasn't that funny.
I don't really know the guy, but the one that looked like a one trick pony was Sam talking about jews (and I'm rewatching it, he threw a bunch of HH), that isn't hacky ?
>>212840983that analogy makes no sense
>>212841007gillis isn't edgelordy at all.
>>212840941sunk cost fallacy is a bitch
>>212833094 (OP)>Literally the new Jonah Hill memeNeither Jonah or Sam like to talk about their true heritage
>>212840936I think Im starting to understand what his tactic was with trying to shock other people using racial slurs, if the other peson recoils and gets nervious they're seen as cringe and stuff, if they repeat it or treat it a normal thing you say in everyday conversation then it automatically brings them down to sam's level which means they're essentially cut off from mainstream media and are now cooking in the same pot as sam so they're not seen as a "big" threat. I;m smart
>>212841037exactly. Sam's fans are all brown, so you're a racist for targeting them
>>212841077he literally got cancelled and fired from SNL for saying chink
>>212841100>so you're a racist always have been
>>212833311Fr unc old af lmao
>>212841119yeah, we know. jews hate everyone including themselves
>>212839404There are no "anti Sam Hyde troons." There is no distinction between MDE fans and haters. We're all one group. We are all fans who like to hate on Sam.
Is the PR damage from this incident worse than jigglegate?
>>212841035You keep saying "jew" like it's actually going to make me one or maybe even summon your best friend Sam to help you stutter and look like a fool. Don't worry, you're doing great by yourself <3.
Don't forget to triple your donations now, you replied to me too many times. Your posts were bad and not worth what they paid you and not up to contact standards
>>212840546The tears are delicious
>>212841177It is since there's more eyes on this while Bitchtank's final day had less than 1,000 people watching live to get the full context when the whole thing went down
>>212841162There is an autistic cancer mass of supporters that unironically see Sam as a father figure that's fighting for their "cause"
>>212838221wheres the lie? your e-daddy lost
>>212838771Youtube doesnt count views like that anymore, boomer
>>212841159Harland got in his head
>>212841276Nobody thinks this schizo. You kiwitrannies have yet again tried and failed to spin a piece on Sam Hyde. Sam won. Also MDE never dies.
>>212841234ohh he's smiling :)
Was the whole thing not a bit?
Sam Hyde literally made Harland. If anything, H should be paying SAM for bringing him into relevancy.
Interrupting Nick the moment he tries to save the fucking interview by connecting with Harland on being Canadian and making him cut a thread off his shit is a not so subtle way of telling Nick to know his place
I don't understand why they put up with Sam, holy shit
>>212841337MDE has been dead and buried since world peace, it's time to let it go
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>Nobody thinks this schizo. You kiwitrannies have yet again tried and failed to spin a piece on Sam Hyde. Sam won. Also MDE never dies.
>>212841393lol even viewsmogged Sam, common harland W
>>212841391It was a bit. Both Sam and Harland were in on it from the very beginning. Kiwitroons have been spamming for the past 3 days trying to convince you this is a loss or that MDE is over or some shit. They've been trying to trash Sam's name for over a decade now.
sam got really offended when harland made a joke about damiel fucking off
>>212841337I noticed he does this daddy thing where he raises his huge arms above his head like a gorilla pretending to fix his hair or shirt, making him look bigger.
>>212841441The church bit really sent his pussy into overdrive
>>212841429>It was a bit. Both Sam and Harland were in on it from the very beginning.That's the vibe I got too. Especially with the heat lamp and the cutting away every time Extreme Peace was mentioned. I feel like Charls would've reacted more negatively if it wasn't expected seeing as how he hated Sam for the longest time.
>>212841409Norm loved Harland's humor, and he's every bit as sharp as he was. Them doubling down to save face may not be painful, but it is to whatever part of them doesn't care about the money and didn't working for relative peanuts at AS.
>harland: hawk tuah? is that an eskimo name?
>sam: you know indians rape each other constantly. theyre barbarians
I gotta give sam credit, I never knew he was this much of an autistic
>>212841337Dude hydewars was pretty much 80% random motivational shit and advice for younger people, you are deluded.
>>212837250this, troons in the fuckin mud kek
>>212841478i don't get it, if he brought up priests diddling kids why is bringing up rabbis or school teachers any worse? sounds hypocritical
>>212837250Nick lied too. He also comes from money.
>>212841393That's the stuff you think later (with the monday news), but yeah, when looking back he'll be grateful for that.
But at the moment probably thought the guy was just an asshole (which Sam is).
>>212841575You brownoids sound like socialists complaining about le rich.
>>212840671t.has never seen an actual stand up set from Sam.
>>212840936What an excellent breakdown. I feel like I was there.
I would also react just like Charles did, probably staring out a window or the like.
I will never understand why they brought the whole crew. It should have just been Sam, Nick, Charles, and Erick since those were the main actors for Extreme Peace anyways.
Further, fans have been telling him for years to get the retards off the camera. Years. Eventually they probably just got tired of saying it or stockholm-syndromed themselves into thinking "sam says they're good so they're good".
>>212841520>Norm loved Harland's humorso much so that he stopped talking to him in the 80s and never reconciled despite knowing about his cancer diagnosis for 10 years and having made amends with many other people in his life... yeah, they were real great friends
>>212841609excellent pilpul, rabbi. here's your shekel(s)
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God I hate nu-mde fans (AKA fishtank tourists) so much.
>>212841614Trying to make people uncomfortable it's basically Sam's whole shtick my dude.
>>212841652Is that your only joke mutt?
>>212841529now you're in the hot seat with ol' Harland the heart stopper Williams and he sets you up for this hi-larious bit about eskimos. now do you
a. riff with the ol riff raff master on Hawk Tuah and eskimos?
b. throw it to one of your pals to your left that you brought with you?
c. do you bring up Indians raping each other
if you genuinely think the correct answer is a or b i invited you to kys now, please
>>212841750it's not a joke, you're jewish and should get a better job than working for the IDF
>>212841828You should really take a break from /pol/ before you start believing microwave beeps are FBI codes
>>212841409I was also thinking this. The fanbase's fatigue with Sam's antics is oddly mirroring what's currently happening with Trump's base. Interesting..
>>212842130>I was also thinking this. The fanbase's fatigue with Sam's antics is oddly mirroring what's currently happening with Trump's base. Interesting..I just thought this. I'm hearing the exact same arguments "he just keeps winning lmao stay mad it doesn't matter" when people say "hey I want a transparent government that is not beholden to israeli blackmail, release Epstein files plx"
I don't want to say it's shills, but the lockstep scripts are extraordinary.
>>212842193people have put too much faith in them, and made them so much apart of their personalities that it is too late to drop out and admit youve been duped
>>212840936Really good and accurate recap. Only timestamp I'd add is 26:04. Harland tries to start a riff, Sam almost says something funny then blows it, you can see Nick's smile involuntarily morph into a frown when the internment camp line flops and Sam starts sputtering. 26:23 he gives up and says "Sorry[?] I don't know dude". He realizes then and there he's supposed to be funny but he's just mentally incapable or something.